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Hey, you mind keepin' it down?
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What? Now he's got a wacky neighbor?
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Bender, maybe you should get out more.
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No, maybe you should get out more.
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Hmm, maybe we should.
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I'd love to try that expensive
new Elzar restaurant.
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It's supposed to be very expensive.
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Mm, I don't know. It sounds expensive.
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Oh, come on.
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It'll give me a chance to
wear my little black tank top.
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♪ Just go already! ♪
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Uh, hi. We have a reservation for Fry?
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Oh, yeah.
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The rest of your party's already seated.
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Rest of our party?
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Baby, I'm the entire party.
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I decided you were right.
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I needed to get out more.
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Good for you.
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Whoa! Look at all the celebrities.
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The Queen of Yonkers...
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...Billionairebot,
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And Daytime Emmy nominee Calculon!
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I am a demanding actor,
so I must order off the menu.
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Yes, sir. Here's the off-the-menu menu.
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Hmm, I don't see anything
inconveniencing enough.
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It's anybody who's everybody!
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Yo, we're tryin' not
to be noticed right here.
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How come you didn't notice us?
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Whoa, the Robot Mafia!
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Not so loud. We're criminals!
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You folks want me to bam some
freshly shaved truffle on that?
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Uh, maybe. How much is it?
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Market price.
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Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
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That's why we say it that way.
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Uh...
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Thank you, but we'll pass.
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Oh, thank God.
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It's okay.
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Your friend said he'd take yours.
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Bam, bam, bam, bam,
bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
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You missed a spot.
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Bam?
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Oh, my God, you guys.
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I don't even have a sense of taste
and these are incredible!
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You gotta try some!
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Is what they're having on the menu?
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-Yes.
-Damn.
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Wow.
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Whatever that cost, it was worth it.
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So your total is $83 for the food...
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That seems reasonable.
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...plus $5,000.10 for the truffles,
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which brings us to a grand total
of somethin' like $30,000.
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Holy crap, Fry.
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I had no idea you were so generous.
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But-- But-- But I can't afford that!
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No? Well then you're gonna have
to wash dishes for a month.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No one wants to see that.
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Isn't there a more interesting
way to resolve this?
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There is.
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We, the Robot Mafia, will pay Fry's tab.
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But one day, many years from now,
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I will ask a favor in return.
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Well, deal! I mean, many years from now?
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-I might be dead before then.
-Yes.
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Or right around then.
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Man, those truffles...
they were indescribable.
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That's exactly how I would describe 'em!
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What are they? Eggs? Nuts?
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I don't know.
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But of all the things I've shoved in my
mouth without knowing what they were,
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they were definitely the best.
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They're a fungus, you boobs!
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You're a fungus!
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A rare subterranean fungus
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whose unique flavor derives
from certain complex molecules,
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which I will now describe at length.
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Aw, geez, not again.
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I'm so bored, I'm in pain!
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Hang on.
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When I was little,
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my butler's assistant used to show me
educational films for rich kids.
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No... No...
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No. Oh, I mean yes!
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Truffles!
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The little fungus with the big price tag!
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Meet Neville.
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Neville is enjoying a fresh truffle.
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Yum! What is a truffle, anyway?
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For God's sake,
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this is your ninth movie
and you never know a damn thing.
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How did you get this job?
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'Cause you're my father.
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You see, Neville...
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truffles are fine delicacies
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native to the peasant-infested
farmlands of France and Italy.
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But to find them,
you have to have a nose for it.
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Or should I say, snout!
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Look, Papa, it's a foul swine!
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And his trusty pig!
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Fortunately, due to overharvesting,
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truffles became rare and expensive,
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available only to the better families.
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And eventually,
the truffle hunt moved off-world
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to that fertile expanse of space
known as the Truffle Belt...
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...where the adventurous
seek their fortunes.
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Fortunes?!
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I've always wanted some of those!
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Keep it up, yokels,
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and one day you'll be rich!
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Just don't move into our neighborhood.
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Seriously.
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I heard Neville died from
eating Pop Rocks and Coke.
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Au revoir, meat baguettes.
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I am off to ze Truffle Belt
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to seek my-- how you say-- fortunini?
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That's not how you say it.
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That's how I say it!
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And I thought he was rude
before he was French.
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Bone-jer, moan-sir.
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Where ze 'ell are you supposed to be from?
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Uh, France?
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Never 'eard of eet.
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Uh, "Frahnce"?
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Ah, oui, Frahnce!
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Love that place.
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So, can I have your pig?
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You get own pig! Oink, oink, oink.
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Wow, can I have your talking pig?
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All ze pigs can talk here!
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Zey are genetically engineered
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so zey can tell us where are ze truffles.
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Can I have him or not?
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-No!
-Oink, oink, oink, oink.
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I don't understand.
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Frenchmen are usually so welcoming.
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Alright, next up,
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another run-of-the-mill
genetically modified talking truffle pig.
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-Neat.
-Do I hear $800?
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Eight hundred dollars!
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I didn't hear that.
Let me turn up my hearing aid.
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Alright, let's hear that bid again,
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but not too loud.
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Eight hundred dollars!
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Eight hundred dollars!
Eight hundred dollars!
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Sold to the last guy here
who didn't already buy a pig!
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Um, uh, I want a truffle pig too,
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but I left my wallet in my other legs.
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You, sir, are in luck.
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I've got one pig left that's so lousy,
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I'll pay you to take it away.
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Yay! I'm getting sold-ed!
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What is that, a shaved gerbil?
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I'll start the bidding at negative $1.
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Negative $1. Will you take negative one?
Negative one?
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No, I'll go down to two.
Two, negative two dollars?
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Do I hear negative two? No.
How 'bout negative five?
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I don't know. It's pretty runty.
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I'll go to negative 20. Negative 20.
Negative 20, sold!
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Alright! I'm gonna call you Jambone.
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Wow! A name.
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Like in the movies.
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Okay, Jambone, make me rich.
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You smell any money?
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You mean truffles?
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Oh, right, I forgot
there was a middle step.
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Get busy. Work that sniffer!
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But, Mr. Bender,
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you need to put a little house on my nose.
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Why? Are you into weird stuff?
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So I don't eat the truffles.
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They smell so good.
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Oh, I really, really
want to eat a truffle,
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but I'm not allowed to eat a truffle,
so I can't eat a truffle.
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Put the house on!
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Ugh.
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There. Now stick your face
in the dirt and get sniffin'
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while I take in the rustic scenery.
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Zut alors!
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I would hardly call this rustic.
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What gives?!
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Procuring delicacies is
not for ze faint of heart.
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That's it. No one spits on my equipment!
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They may have a big fancy
truffle truck, but I've got...
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Uh...
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Ah crap, I don't have anything!
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Now, come on, let's find some truffles!
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Woo!
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Aw, man!
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We did it, Jambone!
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We make a great team!
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Yay!
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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
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Good day, sir.
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I hope you got a lot of money,
'cause I've got this!
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Woo-hoo-hoo, boy! That's a beaut.
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Let's give it a sniff.
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Mm, that's a good-smellin' number!
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Mm, mm, mm.
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Yessir.
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The Truffle Cartel will give ya
3,000 smackaroonies for it.
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How much is that in dollars?
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At the current exchange rate? Uh, 3,000.
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We did it, Jambone!
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I'm rich and you're here, too.
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Hang on.
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Cartel gets a cut.
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Ten lousy smackaroonies?
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We can buy a truffle!
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It's hopeless, Jambone.
I'm headin' back to Earth.
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I'd take you with me, but I don't want to.
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But Bender, rich people need truffles.
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What will they shave on their entrées?
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Let them shave cake.
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Wait, I smell a smell.
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It's truffles!
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The most I've ever smell-ed!
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Big whoop. It's another truffle asteroid.
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They're all the same.
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Not so.
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Why, that one there's more different
from all the rest put together.
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-Which one?
-This one.
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-That one?
-That one!
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That's the most remote asteroid
in the whole belt.
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But ain't no one what went never returned.
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I'd like to think it's 'cause
they died in agony.
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Why do you like to think that?
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'Cause I'm psychotic!
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Now, you listen up and you listen good.
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There may be a king's ransom
of truffles out there,
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but it ain't worth squat
if you're lyin' dead
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and buzzards are peckin' out your...
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Oh, there they go.
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It's very comfy here.
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Man, this place is gorgeous.
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That old coot didn't know
what he was cackling about.
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Wee! Wee!
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Hey, what are you doing?
Frolickin'?! You cut that out!
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But the floor is so fluffy!
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Oh, yeah. I feel like I belong here.
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Yeah, that's great,
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but it's not gettin' me any closer to
the exclusive world of yacht ownership.
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Let's hunt some truffle.
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But where? There's no trees.
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Truffles need trees, Bender.
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No trees?!
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But you promised me riches beyond belief!
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I'm leavin'.
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Hey, get back up here!
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This whole dingus is just
one big ball of trees.
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We need to figure out
some way down to the roots,
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where the truffles are.
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Of course! Plummeting.
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Why didn't I think of that?
258
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,040
-Oh... Hmm.
-Ah... Ah.
259
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,541
Gravity's kinda low.
260
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,377
We can start yelling again when
we get closer to the ground.
261
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:19,924
Okay, go.
262
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,010
Perfect. You start lookin' for truffles
263
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:25,262
while I complain about
how long it's taking you.
264
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,057
-Found one.
-Already?
265
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,017
Well, then I'll complain
about how small it is.
266
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,146
Whoa, this is so big, it's gonna be
hard to complain about,
267
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,231
but I'll try.
268
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,732
Here's another one.
269
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,108
And another.
270
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,863
I'm gonna need my nano-sack.
271
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,576
I love you, Jambone!
272
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,537
I love you too, Mr. Bender.
273
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,080
Shut up, piggy. I know it.
274
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,002
People, it's time to come
to terms with the fact
275
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,588
that we'll probably never
see Bender again.
276
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:00,965
'Kay.
277
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,133
So, uh... can I use his chair?
278
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,594
This apple crate is pretty splintery.
279
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,929
Certainly not!
280
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,849
That chair was graced by Bender's ass.
281
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,433
We shall leave it as a relic
282
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,436
for those who make pilgrimage
to pay their respects.
283
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,942
If you're here to see the chair,
it'll be 10 bucks.
284
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,527
We're not here to see the chair.
285
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,779
Hold on, boss. It's a pretty nice chair.
286
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,324
Ya like that chair so much,
I'll bust it over your head!
287
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,659
-Oh!
-Boys, please.
288
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:32,538
We're here on crime business to collect
the Mafia favor that Fry owes us.
289
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:33,622
Yeah...
290
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,000
But you said that wouldn't
happen for many years.
291
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,627
I find people worry less
when I say it that way.
292
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,837
Who needs the stress?
293
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,381
It's a silent killer!
294
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,179
Aw yeah, I'm rich!
295
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,390
So rich, I'll never have to work again.
296
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,474
But you will.
297
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,853
We'll come back every day 'til that
snout of yours is worn to the bone.
298
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,063
It doesn't have a bone. It's boneless.
299
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,481
Well, worn to a stump then.
300
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,358
Yeah, you know what I mean. Now come on!
301
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,777
We need to haul this booty to the surface.
302
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,449
I'll just monkey on up, no sweat.
303
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,579
I wonder why people think
this place is so dangerous--
304
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:27,885
Yeesh. If I fall, remind me not to
land on one of those thorns.
305
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,097
Ah! A stick bug!
306
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,476
Ah! A second stick bug!
307
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:42,232
Mr. Bender?
Remember not to fall on a thorn.
308
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,573
Why do all these monsters
look like something else?
309
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,076
Maybe to hide from a worser monster?
310
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,461
My scooter! We're saved!
311
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:17,184
Yes! Nothing between us and freedom
except these regular leaves.
312
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,355
And their monster.
313
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,859
It's a leafy tree dragon!
314
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,740
Uh-oh.
315
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,252
Maybe it's a nice monster.
316
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,681
Stop it!
317
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,224
Stop savoring my friend!
318
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,940
Hi.
319
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,693
-Bender?!
-Fry!
320
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,528
Oh, Fry, I was hoping you'd come
321
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,655
so I could talk about how rich I am now.
322
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,283
That whole sack is stuffed with truffles!
323
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,744
Hand over the truffles.
324
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,413
-What truffles?
-Yo, you hear that, boss?
325
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,206
He said, "What truffles?"
326
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,917
That's not the kinda thing
a guy with truffles would say.
327
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,753
Clamps, confiscate that bag.
328
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,713
Even if it contains no truffles,
329
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:28,881
it's a nice bag.
330
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,507
I'll use my clamps.
331
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,887
Man, how'd you even know we were here?
332
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,555
We are the Truffle Cartel.
333
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,515
The entire Truffle Cartel.
334
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,435
We have sophisticated means
of gathering information.
335
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:42,853
It was me!
336
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:43,937
I told 'em.
337
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,358
Now can I get my clothes back?
338
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,032
Fry, we thank you for the use
of your delivery ship.
339
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:58,202
Your debt to the Robot Mafia
has been repaid.
340
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,954
Someday, you may ask us for a favor.
341
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,039
We take turns.
342
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,749
It's common courtesy!
343
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,752
So, so beautiful.
344
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,296
I'm gonna do one last roly-poly
before we go.
345
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:16,136
At least I had one moment of joy
in a life of drudgery.
346
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,305
Where will the truffle hunt take us next?
347
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,016
Nowhere. You're free, Jambone.
348
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,435
I'm releasing you from nose jail.
349
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,731
Really?
350
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,858
I can stay here in this paradise
351
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,693
and prance and frolic?
352
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,153
Just stick to frolicking.
353
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,989
Thank you, Mr. Bender.
354
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,200
You're the kindest person I've ever met.
355
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,285
Really? That's horrible.
356
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,996
Quit sobbing, Bender. It's time to go!
357
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,915
You've been a good friend, Jambone.
358
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,291
I want you to have this.
359
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,461
I stole it from myself earlier.
360
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,963
You can finally taste one!
361
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,966
They're even better than you could
imagine with your tiny pig brain.
362
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,760
You know, Bender,
363
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,555
I've spent my whole life chasing truffles.
364
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,265
Three whole weeks!
365
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,350
All I wanted was to taste one.
366
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:07,062
But I've come to realize
they're just a symbol of my servitude.
367
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,148
I respect that. But eat it.
368
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,232
No.
369
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,317
I reject this blood truffle.
370
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,611
I reject the whole oppressive system
371
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:19,283
that exists just so wealthy snobs
can gorge at the trough of gluttony!
372
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,993
Ah, come on, you earned it.
373
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:24,788
I will never, ever respect you
if you don't snarf that fungus.
374
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,039
-I won't.
-Eat it.
375
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,875
-No.
-Yes!
376
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,252
Fine.
377
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,129
If it means that much to you.
378
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,674
And...? And...?!
379
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:36,758
It's good.
380
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,218
Thank you.
381
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,303
Really good.
382
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:40,929
Farewell, old pork.
383
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,023
Bender, wanna give us a hand?
384
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,149
Hell no.
385
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:17,007
Welcome back to
the 10th Annual Glutton Awards.
386
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:20,219
Before we present our final Gluttie
and move on to dinner...
387
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,849
Let's all raise a big gulp of Cabernet
388
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,561
in memory of the distinguished gluttons
we lost last year.
389
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,164
I'm overcome...
390
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,958
with anticipation!
391
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:56,213
For his tireless work in providing fondue
to the over-nourished,
392
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,674
the Gluttie Award goes to...
393
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,050
Hedonismbot!
394
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,430
Woo-hoo!
395
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,059
Thank you, fellow gluttons.
396
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,936
If I have eaten more,
397
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:14,314
it is only because I have stood
on the bellies of giants.
398
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,401
I would be remiss if I didn't thank food
399
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,194
for being so delicious.
400
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,698
And now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm due at the Perversion Awards.
401
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,074
Oh my.
402
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,079
That's our show, folks.
Bring on the truffles!
403
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,503
Let the gluttony begin!
404
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:44,720
Jambone?
405
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,805
Yes, it is I.
406
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,140
What happened?
407
00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,393
You should never have given me
that truffle, Bender.
408
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,896
After that first taste,
409
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,732
I never had a chance,
410
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,776
genetically engineered as I was
to crave them.
411
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,821
Just before you took off,
412
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:05,073
I jumped into the truffle crate.
413
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:10,537
It's probably the last time
I'll jump anywhere.
414
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,169
You disgust me, sir,
415
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,837
which is difficult to do.
416
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,130
Bravo!
417
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,469
I hope you're all proud of yourselves.
418
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:29,931
I slaved away my life
to feed your foul gluttony.
419
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,142
I despised your kind.
420
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,311
But now, look at me!
421
00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:35,604
It's hard not to.
422
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:38,690
I'm the biggest glutton
that ever was!
423
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,859
You tell 'em, Jambone!
424
00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,819
Um, this is all very touching,
425
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,738
but what are we supposed to eat?
426
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:49,951
Might I suggest some juicy
truffle-fed pork?
427
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:54,748
-Uh-oh.
-Run, Jambone!
428
00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:56,249
Run like the wind!
429
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:03,757
Holster your cutlery.
None shall harm this pork.
430
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:08,553
Jambone here is as fine a glutton
as any of us.
431
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,098
And if we eat one of our own,
432
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:15,435
why then, we are no better
than skinny people.
433
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,900
Even my atrophied conscience
will not permit me to accept this award
434
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:25,862
when a glutton of this magnitude
sags before me.
435
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:32,035
Mr. Jambone, I humbly relinquish
the Glutton of the Year Award to you.
436
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,623
Thank you.
437
00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:39,709
I'm deeply honored and ashamed.
438
00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:45,632
That's my boy!31048
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