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Um, Axl? We don't want to disturb
the nice family downstairs.
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Can you please turn that game down?
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-Please?
-I actually can't.
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Why not?
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Because if it's quiet,
it's literally pointless.
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Off! Now!
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Ow!
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All you had to do was say please.
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I said please. Twice!
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Well, maybe you should have yelled it.
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Whoa. What game is that kid playing?
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We heard a catastrophic explosion.
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Is everything okay?!
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Also, sorry about
the video game noise earlier.
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We hope it didn't disturb you.
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Uh, hang on, my son's on fire.
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Something crashed
into our apartment.
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Was it this meteorite?
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-Probably.
-It's really pretty.
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What are we gonna do?
Where are we gonna live?
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Oh! We'll never find
another place we can afford.
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It's so shiny and iridescent.
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Kiffy, I wanna replace
my wedding ring diamond
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with whatever this is.
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Unbe-credible!
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This is no ordinary meteorite.
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It's an impact meteorite,
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created when an asteroid
slams into a celestial object.
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-Like Mars? Or Jesus?
-Right!
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But in this case, wrong.
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To trace its origin, I'll need
to use the gas chromatograph.
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Whoa!
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My Manwich!
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Sorry. I thought this was an air fryer.
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Using this rock hammer I got
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from a Shawshank Redemption
memorabilia website,
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I'll chip off a tiny piece for testing.
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Mm. Do I smell rocks cooking?
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Good Lord! I'd recognize
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these spectral absorption lines anywhere!
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This rock originated from Zoidberg's
home world, Decapod 10!
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I thought it smelled familiar.
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Interstellar meteorites
are fantastically rare.
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Collectors and wealthy randos
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would pay a fortune for it!
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It's mine!
My planet saw it first!
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Alas, even though you're immensely poor
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and that tiny sliver I burned
would've made you a millionaire,
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it rightfully belongs to
your whole civilization.
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Ouchie!
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Uh-oh!
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Good news, everyone!
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You have my interest!
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I'm Dr. Judith, chief geologist.
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And I've verified that this rock
is indeed from Decapod 10.
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It's ejecta from
the Protoarchaean Impact Event.
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That raises an interesting question.
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-Yes?
-What are you doing later?
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Sorry, you're not my type.
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I had to give it a shot.
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You actually didn't.
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So how'd the rock get to Earth?
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I mean, it didn't just walk. Right?
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Back me up, guys.
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Why don't I explain it
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with a display we use for fifth graders.
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This is a representation
of Decapod 10
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from approximately five billion B.C.
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"Before Crab."
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A massive asteroid barreled
toward our planet at high speed.
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The impact resulted in
the extinction of the crabosaurs,
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and sent a spray of ejecta into space.
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One such rock must have traveled
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for billions of years,
until it reached Earth...
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...and hit a condo building.
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Wow. I feel so special!
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You're not.
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Statistically, 3.4 such rocks
would hit Earth
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over the course of geologic time.
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-Questions?
-Marry me.
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That's not a question.
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Marry me?
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I have a question.
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Were the crabosaurs, like, really cool?
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That's the hypothesis.
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The mighty crabosaurs ruled the planet,
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and later, the box office,
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in an endless series
of Crabassic Park movies.
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It's, like, we get it.
They were big animals.
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Anyway, we appreciate the rock.
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It will go on permanent display
after I help myself to a tiny sliver,
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which is considered perfectly
normal on this planet.
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Aww.
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Decapod 10 is nice,
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but it smells like a clam's armpit.
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I'll be freshening up
in my dumpster if you need me.
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We won't.
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Home, sweet--
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Hey! Why is my stuff out on the curb?
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Hi! We're your new neighbors.
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Oh, hey!
It's the Johnsons!
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What are you doing here?
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We just moved in.
This is our new apartment!
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Yeah, it all worked out.
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Sorry about the trash.
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Apparently, the previous tenant
was kind of a pig.
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Mi casa.
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This is my dumpster!
I was squatting fair and square.
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I feel for you, sir. I do.
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But we signed a lease.
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It's a tight market for
middle-class families.
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We got lucky.
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There were two other
applications on this place!
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I wrote a heartfelt letter
to the landlord.
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And she fell for it.
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I was gonna rent it out
as an Air-b-and-whatchacallit,
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but who needs the parties?
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You pay utilities.
I cover the water bill.
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It has running water?
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It has running something.
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What a humiliation.
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From the lofty heights of dumpster living
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to being out on the street.
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Well, I'm sure you can stay
with one of your colleagues.
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Uh, perhaps Bender?
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Uh, uh...
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¿Quién es Bender?
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Uh, I'm late for
a gynecologist appointment!
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Me too!
Let's carpool.
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You can stay with us, Zoidberg.
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Ow! Why are you kicking me, Leela?
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Because I don't want
Zoidberg to stay with us.
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Oh, right.
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Fine.
You can live with us.
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Ow! Why are you kicking me, Bender?
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Porque no quiero
Zoidberg to live with us!
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Next week,
on The Real Housecats of Thuban 9...
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He's been watching reality TV for days
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and he's completely trashed the apartment.
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How dare he!
That's my move!
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At least he ran the dishwasher.
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Cycle complete.
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Your Jacuzzi is wonderful!
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Those jets really get into your crevices.
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Hooray! Zoidberg's turn to watch TV.
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I feel bad saying this,
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but he's just so gross and annoying.
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Sh-sh-sh! He's coming.
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I'll scooch over, no problem.
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For what it's worth,
I agree with you about Fry.
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Ugh! I've never dealt with
anyone so unbearably annoying--
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Well, one person.
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-Hi, Mom.
-Leela, are you there?
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I can't see you.
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Is your tentacle
covering the screen again?
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Well, I don't know.
How do I check?
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By seeing whether your tentacle
is covering the screen again.
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Oh, it is.
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I can see you now!
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You look tired.
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Is that a new haircut?
I don't like it.
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How come you never visit?
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You know, your old room's
just sittin' here empty.
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I never had a room.
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You guys gave me up for adoption.
Remember?
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Well, it's the room you would've had.
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Come visit, honey.
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The sewer is lovely at springtime.
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And we could really use some company.
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Company, huh?
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I happen to have some extra company.
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What was that, Leela?
Are you still there?
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I think she hung up.
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God, she looked awful.
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Wait, so you're not staying?
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-Nope.
-But someone is staying?
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-Exactly.
-Alright.
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This room is exquisite!
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I've never lived in a place
without a hinged ceiling.
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Oh, you're welcome to it, Mr. Zoidberg.
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Please, call me Doctor.
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Ooh! A doctor!
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May I introduce you
to my daughter?
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Just kiddin'. Sort of.
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Mm!
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This is delicious!
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What do you call it?
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A roll of paper towels.
189
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Mm! And the bone is the best part.
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See? Someone likes my cooking.
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This is too good to be true.
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Aw, Leela, you sure
you can't stay for dinner?
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Yeah... work has just been super busy.
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No, it hasn't--
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Mm. You should get your mom's recipe.
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Hi! I baked some fresh cookies
for you to give us
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to welcome us to the neighborhood.
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That is so thoughtful.
Thank you.
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-Who was it?
-Nobody. With no cookies.
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Leela, is this a bad time?
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Always. What's up?
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We're planning the annual family trip.
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Are you free anytime soon?
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Oh... yeah...
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Sorry, but I don't think so.
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We're just so swamped with work here.
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I really wish I could, it's--
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Oh, no worries. We figured.
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You cancelling's become
part of the tradition.
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It's fine.
We'll go with Zoidberg.
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Hooray!
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Zoidberg?
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On our family trip?
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-We'll send you a postcard.
-She already hung up, Morris.
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I can see her right there.
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That? That's just her ugly profile photo.
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Let me just--
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-♪ I get around ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
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-♪ Get around, round, round ♪
-♪ Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I get around ♪
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-♪ I get around ♪
-♪ Get around, round, round ♪
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-♪ I get around ♪
-♪ From town to town ♪
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♪ Get around, round, round,
I get around ♪
224
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-♪ I'm a real cool head ♪
-♪ Get around, round, round ♪
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-♪ I get around ♪
-♪ I'm making real good bread ♪
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♪ Get around, round, round ♪
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♪ I get around ♪
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♪ I'm getting bugged driving up
and down this same old strip ♪
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♪ I gotta find a new place
where the kids are hip ♪
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-♪ I get around ♪
-♪ Get around, round, round ♪
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-♪ I get around ♪
-♪ From town to town ♪
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♪ Get around, round, round,
I get around ♪
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-♪ I'm a real cool head ♪
-♪ Get around, round, round ♪
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-♪ I get around ♪
-♪ I'm making real good bread ♪
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♪ Get around, round, round,
I get around ♪
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♪ I get arou-- ♪
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Whoa! So close!
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It's too exciting.
I can't take the suspense!
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Last season there was a snake.
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Hello, everybody!
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Leela! What's the occasion?
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Did I die?
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Zing!
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Join us for dinner, sweetie.
245
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Your mom cooked Zoidberg's favorite meal.
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Beef bourguignon made from shoe rubber.
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And fresh escargot.
248
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Wow! You've worked so hard
to make Zoidberg feel at home.
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Even though it's not.
250
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But don't worry,
I'll take him off your hands now.
251
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Oh, we don't mind.
We love Johnny Z!
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He's a treasure, is what he is.
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Uh-huh.
254
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No, no. Leela is right.
255
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I should go impose on someone else.
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But before I do, may I say something
from the hearts?
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-Please.
-Of course.
258
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,094
Can you email it?
259
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,722
When my species mates, they die,
260
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,682
so I never met my parents.
261
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,060
I never got to experience
their love, or abuse,
262
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,812
whichever one they were gonna do.
263
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:56,984
But this? This has been the best
two-and-a-half months of my life.
264
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,195
I came here with an empty suitcase,
265
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,072
but I'm leaving with
a suitcase full of love...
266
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:05,367
and hopefully a to-go bucket
of those sewer snails.
267
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,036
The feeling is mutual.
268
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,829
You're like the child we never had.
269
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,749
You had me, but you sent me away!
270
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,293
Well, we won't make that mistake again.
271
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,837
Morris, should we do the thing
we were discussing?
272
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,465
Really? The one you said
you're too old for?
273
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,634
-The other one.
-Oh, oh, right.
274
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,844
Dr. Zoidberg, we've been talking.
275
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,013
And if you're willing...
276
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,016
We'd like to adopt you.
277
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,185
Really?
278
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,229
I've never felt this feeling.
279
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,855
I think it's called happiness.
280
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,482
Adopt? Him?!
281
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:39,485
Leela, we're gonna be brother and sister!
282
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,070
You're not my brother!
283
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,864
You're a gross, lazy, freeloading bum!
284
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,617
Sibling rivalry, I love it!
285
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,119
Welcome to the family.
286
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,579
I feel sick.
287
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,249
No worries, sis.
You can lie down in my room.
288
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,375
Ugh!
289
00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,130
This all is the adoption paperwork.
290
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,384
Just sign your John Gamecock here, here,
291
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,262
and, uh, fill in your young'un's
date of hatchin'.
292
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,429
P'caw!
293
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:14,103
Now, per this agreement,
Dr. Zoidberg will inherit half
294
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:17,106
of your extensive financial debts.
295
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,358
That debt was supposed to be mine!
296
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:22,319
I can't believe I'll have
my own debt someday.
297
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,905
I promise to nurture and grow it.
298
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,951
I say, I say, the adoption
is now complete.
299
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,995
You may kiss the crab.
300
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,039
Yeah!
301
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,171
Your own grandfather?
Interesting.
302
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,090
I mean, it's a compromise, right?
303
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,009
The dumpster's on the small side,
304
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,677
but it's a good school district.
305
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,890
I always say,
"location, location, location."
306
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,808
-Where do you live?
-The sewer.
307
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:59,899
Friends, on this happy day,
my joy bladder is overflowing.
308
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,860
I'd like to make a toast
to my mom, my dad,
309
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,362
and my dear sister, Leela.
310
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,740
That's it!
This is ridiculous.
311
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,617
-Leela...
-It's not fair!
312
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,536
Now that my parents are
finally part of my life,
313
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,829
I'm losing them.
314
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,123
You're stealing my parents!
315
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,875
You mean our parents.
316
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:21,170
Leela, we have enough love
to smother the both of you.
317
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,254
Spare me.
318
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,007
You love Zoidberg so much,
you can have him.
319
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,844
Go back to your garbage house
and enjoy your garbage life!
320
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,100
Leela! You're a terrible daughter.
321
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,810
I wish we never abandoned you!
322
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,355
How dare you talk to
Mommy and Daddy like this.
323
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,981
And in public no less!
324
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,651
I'm ashamed to call myself your brother.
325
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:47,112
Then don't!
'Cause you're not my--
326
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,949
I don't feel so good.
327
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:53,369
Here, have some of
my emergency mint julep.
328
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,913
P'caw!
329
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,124
She's not breathing!
She needs a doctor!
330
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,584
Our son is a doctor!
331
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,337
Different doctor!
Different doctor!
332
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,390
Fry? What happened?
333
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,142
You passed out in the middle
of insulting your parents.
334
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,019
We're here if you wanna finish.
335
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,814
Mom, Dad, you came?
336
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,816
After how I behaved?
337
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,401
I'm so sorry.
338
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,529
I should never have said
any of those things,
339
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,863
out loud.
340
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,032
Aw, sweetie, we love you.
341
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,785
We're just happy you're
awake and slightly sedated.
342
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,997
Are you okay, doctor?
343
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,374
I'm not sick.
I've just been crying.
344
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,668
Sorry, this is really hard for me.
345
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,253
Do you mind holding my hand, sir?
346
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,754
Of course.
347
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,798
Leela, I'm afraid...
348
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,925
you've suffered total blenal failure.
349
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,970
Oh no!
Unless that's good.
350
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,849
You'll die unless you get
an immediate blenal gland transplant.
351
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,976
No problem!
She can have mine.
352
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,437
I'm afraid it's not that simple.
353
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,481
The blenal gland is found
only in certain mutants.
354
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,359
Also, I'm afraid
it's not even that simple.
355
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,528
She'll need a tissue match
from a relative.
356
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,572
Like me! Her adopted brother.
357
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,823
I'm afraid...
358
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,241
you're stupid.
359
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,748
If there's a match, we'll find it.
360
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,125
We've rounded up all of Leela's relatives,
361
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,626
no matter how distant.
362
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,420
I'm her grandmother.
363
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:27,588
I know, Ma.
364
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,050
I'm scared of needles. Just FYI.
365
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,552
Don't worry.
It barely hurts a lot.
366
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,765
Sorry about that.
367
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,397
Have you found a match?
368
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,732
Not even close.
369
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,194
Oh, why did I become a doctor?!
370
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,154
Leela's going to die!
371
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,156
No!
372
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,910
Unless...
this last sample is a match.
373
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,745
What was that long pause for?
374
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,789
I just needed a moment.
375
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,756
I don't believe it!
A match!
376
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,550
Who is it?
377
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,679
I can't read it.
I've been crying too much.
378
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,473
It's me, your brother!
379
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,433
-Huh?
-Wha...?
380
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,019
I took a sample of my own blenal fluid.
381
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,104
Like so!
382
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:30,067
But-- but--
How can Zoidberg be related to me?
383
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,444
It defies explanation!
384
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,946
I can explain it!
385
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,284
Judith! Did you receive
my marriage proposal?
386
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,079
Yes. Did you receive
my restraining order?
387
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,330
I did!
388
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:47,751
I was in town for
the Museum of Natural History Gala
389
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:51,088
and I tripped down the stairs
in my stiletto flip-flops.
390
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,799
-I may never walk again.
-Bummer.
391
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,510
You were saying about Zoidberg
being my tissue match...?
392
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,845
Oh, right. Yes.
393
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:02,641
It seems you and Zoidberg
have a common ancestor.
394
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,809
How?
395
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:09,022
Approximately five billion years ago,
396
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,776
a comet struck our planet,
wiping out the crabosaurs.
397
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,779
You told us already. Move it along!
398
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,785
The ejecta carried
crab splatter into space,
399
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,162
containing DNA
400
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,330
that plotzed on many planets,
401
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,374
including ancient Earth.
402
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,048
Decapodian genes were incorporated
403
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,426
into some of your early life forms,
404
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,304
jazzing them up with
claws and tentacles...
405
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,097
Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop.
406
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,433
...and, of course, blenal glands.
407
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,351
I thought as much.
408
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,604
But I'm not a sea creature.
409
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,731
My parents are land mutants.
410
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,774
The Mutagenic Lake!
411
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,652
Our people have absorbed
a little of everything.
412
00:19:55,736 --> 00:20:00,199
Of course! Your mother's tentacles
and Zoidberg's mouth danglers
413
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,577
are just different expressions
of the same gene!
414
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,329
Well, that's right, Professor.
415
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,915
And I thought you were just a vapid hunk.
416
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,961
Leela and Zoidberg are related,
if distantly.
417
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,880
Their common ancestor:
418
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,926
the extinct crabosaurs of Decapod 10.
419
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,977
Leela, as your brother
who is also related to you,
420
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,605
I'd be honored to donate a blenal gland.
421
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,899
But... will you be okay?
422
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:38,153
Please! I've got blenal glands
coming outta my schnookus.
423
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,613
Use one of those.
424
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,742
Thanks, brother.
425
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:48,455
If I die, please donate my debt
to a children's hospital.
426
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,210
I'm afraid...
427
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,504
the operation was a complete success!
428
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,755
-Ooh.
-Yay!
429
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,924
Leela, do you need another pillow?
430
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,176
I have six pillows, Mom.
431
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,469
Have seven.
432
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,763
I made something like tea.
433
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,640
I'm okay, thank you.
434
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,267
I'm gonna get some more pillows.
435
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,060
Morris, make another pot of tea.
436
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,687
Ugh, enough with the tea!
437
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,897
Mom, Dad, we're okay!
438
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,732
Please, just let us rest.
439
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,277
Yes, rest.
Here's another pillow.
440
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,570
I'll run to the store for more tea.
441
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,658
Geez, they are so annoying.
442
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,076
Tell me about it!
443
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:28,245
Why don't they just spray us
with a tea fire hose?
444
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:33,333
I guess only a sibling can appreciate
how annoying your parents are.
445
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,460
And I'm happy to have that now.
446
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,753
Me too, sis.
447
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,133
But seriously, they're awful.
I need to move out.
448
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,680
My folks are obnoxious.
449
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,557
Any chance I could be your roommate?
450
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,642
Sorry. We're moving to Hoboken.
451
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,854
We found a refrigerator box
that's twice the size of this place!
452
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,440
You get a lot more box
for your buck out there.
453
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,361
Here, take the kajiggers.
454
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,113
But I don't have any money.
455
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,615
We'll work somethin' out.
456
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,952
Okay. As long as it
doesn't involve money.32849
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