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Yowzer!
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The smelloscope is locked on
to a collapsing magnetar.
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Oh, I never thought I'd
live to smell the day.
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Amy, take this down.
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Traces of lavender and oak.
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"Lavender and oak."
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Wait, how do you spell "lavender"?
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Notes of new car smell.
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Only two Ls in "smell."
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What's all this cursed dust?
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Gesundheit!
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Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop...
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Ugh, what are you rolling in now?
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Your own filth?
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No, everyone's!
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It's the contents of the office vacuum.
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I'm taking an abrasive dust bath.
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Everything you do is abrasive!
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Mm!
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My sinuses are so inflamed,
I can't smell a thing!
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I'll have to clear my nose
with a nasal laser,
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or "Naser".
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I've never heard of a Naser.
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That's because it doesn't exist.
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So one of us will have to invent it.
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Uh...
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It's your turn, Professor.
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Very well.
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Okay, let's test it out.
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Fry, get over here.
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Hang on! I'm caught in my arm hole.
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Ugh, forget it.
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I'll just try it on this test melon.
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Hmm, not quite powerful enough.
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I'll need some new crystal resonators.
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In the market for crystals, eh?
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Well, sir, you're lookin' at one.
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Folks call me the Borax Kid.
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Pfft! Borax is just for laundry.
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Not so.
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Why, it's also a leading cause
of accidental poisoning.
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I'm in need of a small sapphire.
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Uh... sapphire?
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I suppose you'd know it
by its chemical name,
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aluminum oxide.
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Whoa! Words can have numbers in them?
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What birthstone is it?
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Virgo.
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Uh... can you describe it
in a way that's less scientific?
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No!
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How 'bout "blue"?
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Oh, blue!
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Yeah, we got blue.
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Very powerful vibrations, man.
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Helps us speak our truth.
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My truth is I hate you!
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Eureka! I can smell!
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What smells like burning nostril?
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Um, yeah, can you read my palm?
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Certainly.
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I'll be back for that in an hour.
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Bender, don't waste
your liquor store money
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on this quackery.
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It's not quackery!
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She's an astrologer, just like you.
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I'm an astronomer, you drunken idiot!
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And a respected cosmologist.
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We just met a cosmologist!
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She sells holistic makeup
with essential oils.
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That's a cosmetologist!
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And what was she thinking?
You're clearly an autumn.
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Yeah, a little borax will set you right.
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Thank you.
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I've had it with fools who buy into
this unscientific flim-flam.
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Oh, loosen up, Professor.
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People like to believe in things.
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Well, I like to know things.
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Things supported by evidence!
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Yet there is another path to knowledge.
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Faith.
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Many people believe in a heaven,
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yet you do not call them crazy.
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Yes, I do. To their faces.
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And behind their backs, I'm even ruder.
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You hurt my feeling.
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I know Heaven is real
because my grandma's there!
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You're thinking of Mexico.
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Oh, right.
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I always mix those up 'cause
they both have margaritas.
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Professor, what would it take
for you, as a scientist,
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to believe Heaven is real?
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Would you have to see people
literally rise into the sky
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with your own eyes?
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Yes, I would.
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Then, and only then, would I believe it.
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In that case,
you might wanna look over there.
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I still don't believe it.
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Our top story,
your neighbor's bumper sticker was right.
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The Rapture has arrived,
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and people are rising up to Heaven
like there's no tomorrow,
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which there probably isn't.
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Believers such as myself
are removing ceilings
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to improve their chances.
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Linda?
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Why was I left behind?!
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I'm so scared, Leela.
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I wanna go to Heaven,
but I can't stand harp music.
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Hopefully we'll go deaf
sometime during eternity.
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I need to sneak out of work early
to be with my family.
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I'll let it slide this time,
but if I do it again,
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I'm fired.
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Are you okay, Amy? Don't panic!
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I'm not panicking.
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Am I supposed to be panicking?
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Maybe we should all fly to
my home world, Amphibios 9,
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until this blows over.
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We can't.
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All air traffic is grounded
due to the thick clouds...
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of people.
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Do you think I'll be left behind?
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What if they don't take pets?
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Ow!
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I told you, you're not a pet!
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Now fetch me my slipper.
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How can you people believe
this Rapture nonsense?
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There's no proof!
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That looks like proof to me.
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Ow!
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The scientific method
requires forming a hypothesis...
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...then collecting data to test it.
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Don't we have a hypothesis?
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That people are rising up to Heaven?
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Well, it's a lousy hypothesis,
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so our job is to disprove it.
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We aren't some cult of belief.
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We're scientists.
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Well, I don't know that we are.
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Then it's settled.
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With evidence and reason,
we'll persuade the world
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to abandon these cultish delusions.
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Now, how better to promote science
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than by wearing a garment
that demands respect,
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the lab coat.
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All the buttons are missing.
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Strange... Who would eat
nice, crunchy buttons?
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Uh, just tie them with
various lengths of wire.
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Oh, and put on these
"pro-science" rocket badges.
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Science is truth!
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Science is truth!
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Now kneel in the direction of MIT.
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Husband, ya always need to look
your best for the apocalypse.
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Are we going to church?
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Can I wear my sermon-canceling headphones?
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We don't know where we're goin', son.
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But wherever it is,
we're all goin' together.
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Hey! Wait for us!
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Stop him, Hermes!
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Do your limbo-jump!
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Our boy is gone!
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Well, at least we still have each other--
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Hello?
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Wife! No!
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Barbados Slim?!
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I happened to be walkin' by, mon.
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I'm stuck here with you?!
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That's the worst-case scenario!
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I was wrong!
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My fellow faith leaders,
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we gather to discuss
this blessed ascension
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that whoever or whatever
heavenly force has bestowed upon us
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in his, her, or their
infinite or finite wisdom.
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Amen!
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Feels good to lead the religion
that saw this comin' a long time ago.
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Excuse-a me? We called it a-first.
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Not even close!
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Out holy book predicted this
when your Dead Sea Scrolls
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were barely even sick.
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Now, now! Now, now!
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Please, let's not split hairs!
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Now is the time that we,
as leaders of faith,
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should join hands and gloat.
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Let's take the win, people!
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Boo!
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Despite your various hats,
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you're all just members
of the same crazy cult!
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Commence Operation Anti-Cult.
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We worship data! Not a false cre-a-ta!
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We worship...
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Perhaps I'll command even more respect
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wearing Darwin's beard.
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Have you heard the good word of science?
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It's peer-reviewed.
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Amy? What's going on?
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We're inviting people to embrace science.
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Join us, and drink the Cult-Aid.
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"Cult-Aid"?
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It's a cultured yogurt drink
we grew in a beaker.
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With bacteria!
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Almighty science is so powerful,
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it's only occasionally wrong!
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You seem quite passionate, brother.
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Care to share your testimony inside?
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I'd be honored, you fraud.
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Divine revelation is rubbish!
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Understanding must be
earned in the laboratory.
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We don't need the megaphone.
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It's for me.
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I can barely hear myself.
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Now look here, Professor Glasses.
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If science has all the answers,
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maybe you can tell us why
folks are rising up to Heaven?
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Oh, I can, and I will.
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As soon as I figure it out.
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It seems you have faith in science,
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much as we have faith in the divine.
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Ah, but there's a difference.
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Science makes predictions
that prove correct
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time and time again.
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That is the evidence that fuels my faith.
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What fuels yours?
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The knowledge that whatever happens
is the Lord's plan.
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But you can use that to explain anything!
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That's what's so great about it.
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That's it.
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Barricade every door and window
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so we don't float off willy-nilly.
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We must buy time to
research this phenomenon.
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No way I'm ascendin' to Heaven
with Barbados and LaBarbara.
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I'd rather go to Hell!
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I'm here for you, friend.
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I think I'm already there.
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-Leela...
-Fry,
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now isn't a great time to propose.
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No, I can't risk you
floating away without me,
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so I tied my shoelaces to yours.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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Ow!
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Oops!
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Man, that looked funny,
but it really hurt.
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I think my skull's fractured.
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Hey, why are you falling up?
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No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, wait. Yes!
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We're gonna be together
for all eternity, Leela.
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No!
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Ow!
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Dammit! Which one of you idiots
left the roof open?
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Oh, right. Sorry.
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Leela's gone.
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And all I have to
remember her by is this boot.
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I know Leela and I
will be reunited someday,
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either in Heaven,
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or one big coffin.
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Attention, science followers!
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I've been asking myself,
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what could cause a person
to rise up into the sky?
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A trampoline? Not powerful enough.
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A fusion canon?
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Too powerful.
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But what about a tornado?
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You've solved it, Professor!
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Kif? I thought you guys
were sheltering at home.
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Woop-woop-woop-woop!
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We're right outside your office.
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I just wanted to come by and, uh...
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Embrace science.
267
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,080
Uh, y-yeah embrace science.
268
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,249
That's great! I'll be right out.
269
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,962
Aww, it's all my sweetie-pies.
270
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,589
Get her! But be gentle.
271
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,509
What's going on?
272
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,344
We're doing this because we love you.
273
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,428
Shove her in the trunk.
274
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,688
I can't go to Heaven. I can't.
275
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:38,901
Not with LaBarbara and Barbados Slim
up there linkin' halos!
276
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:42,029
Then quit sittin' on your
premium-sized ass, Hermes.
277
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,824
If you wanna go to Hell,
you're gonna have to earn it,
278
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,742
with some foul deeds.
279
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,369
You're right, my friend.
280
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,622
Hey! What was that for?!
281
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:52,998
Ooh, me next!
282
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,208
I wanna help, too.
283
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,417
Hold your horses.
284
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,930
Oopsie-dinkle. I meant to close that.
285
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,229
Why are you kidnapping me?
286
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,148
You know my parents don't pay ransom.
287
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,985
I'm sorry, darling,
but we had to save you.
288
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,153
I hope the pillowcase wasn't too scratchy.
289
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,072
I got the highest thread count I could.
290
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,370
I am the Grand Midwife.
291
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,247
Get off me! Shoo!
292
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,623
What is this?
293
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,916
An intervention.
294
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,419
We're freeing you
from the cult of science.
295
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:42,715
Amy Wong, the sacred bond
between you and your Fon-Fon-Ru
296
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,676
has been shaken by your strange beliefs.
297
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:50,055
We must restore it with
the healing wisdom of the ancients.
298
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:59,231
Um, will you be using
actual words at some point?
299
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,191
Nope, just spirit sounds.
300
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,237
Kif, is this really necessary?
301
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,072
I didn't know where else to turn.
302
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,658
We had to save you from
the Professor's brain-washing.
303
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,035
Brain-washing?
304
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:14,872
I mean, maybe we went a little overboard
with the robes and the yogurt.
305
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,374
It wasn't just yogurt,
it was a yogurt beverage!
306
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,834
I was so worried.
307
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:23,047
We're only saying that this all
might have a scientific explanation.
308
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:27,217
Is that really such a weird thing
to scream through a megaphone?
309
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,677
I suppose not.
310
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,387
Can you ever forgive me?
311
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,639
Of course.
312
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,308
Thank you, Grand Midwife.
313
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,601
We appreciate your time.
314
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,853
Sorry, it takes five more hours.
315
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:44,777
Uh...
316
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:45,861
Huh.
317
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,405
I guess I'll just read the rest to myself.
318
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,719
This here's a robbery.
319
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,596
Gimme all your knives!
320
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,809
You expect me to believe
that's all you got?!
321
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,980
Ow! Ow! Haw-haw, ow!
322
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,314
Ow! Ow!
323
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:29,488
All my experiments have brought us
no closer to understanding.
324
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,615
I don't deserve to wear this beard.
325
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,618
We're starvin', Professor.
326
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:38,122
It's been a week since we ate
the last packet of coffee creamer.
327
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,332
Please, let us out to scavenge.
328
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,418
And risk you floating away?
329
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,502
No chance.
330
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,672
I know this is difficult,
but if we can stay the course,
331
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,882
science will give us the answer.
332
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,677
Fry's dead.
333
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,471
Oh, what have I done?!
334
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,516
Now I'm down to just two pallbearers.
335
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,102
Fry, you can't be dead!
336
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,771
I'm gonna try fist-to-crotch
resuscitation.
337
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,856
Ow.
338
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,691
Damn you, old man.
339
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,110
If it weren't for you
and your precious science,
340
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,070
Fry could still have children!
341
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,239
You're right.
342
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:16,285
After a lifetime of devotion,
science has failed me.
343
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,789
I've always considered
religion a pointless charade,
344
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,709
but now it seems prayer
is all we have left.
345
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:29,923
Oh, Heavenly Father,
let me first apologize
346
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,135
for referring to you
as "Magic Space Grandpa"
347
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,595
for over a century.
348
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,139
I humbly beg for your mercy,
349
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,642
and beseech you to provide
sustenance for the hungry--
350
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,769
no onions--
351
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,228
at this address.
352
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,065
Your loyal servant, Hubert.
353
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,149
Amen.
354
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,069
Ugh! I feel so dirty.
355
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,492
Look! Is that food?
356
00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:00,204
That heavenly aroma,
that radioactive color...
357
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,664
It's a cheese puff!
358
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,833
Your prayer worked, Professor.
359
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,627
Stop rubbing it in.
360
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:11,423
I see now that science is but
a shoddy substitute for faith.
361
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:15,135
The Almighty has blessed us
with snack food.
362
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,012
And not just any snack food,
363
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,681
the most irresistible
snack food ever made!
364
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,186
Fry, no!
365
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:32,111
I don't remember leaving
the roof open for a third time.
366
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,195
It's not too late!
367
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,363
Close it!
368
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,913
Huh. I hope his legs aren't in there.
369
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,586
It wasn't some supernatural power.
370
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,171
It was a simple hook!
371
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,590
A simple trans-phase plasma hook
372
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,677
on a simple mono-molecular force-filament!
373
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,680
I should have never doubted science.
374
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,683
This will haunt me 'til my dying day.
375
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:04,268
So, like, tomorrow?
376
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:07,980
Wait! If we're not up against
an all-powerful deity,
377
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,274
let's find out what we are up against.
378
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,442
To the ship!
379
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,527
Ow!
380
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,533
Dammit! Who left the roof closed?
381
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,546
What is that thing, Chay?
382
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:35,132
We are witnessin' somethin' weird, bro.
383
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,717
It's a baby whale!
384
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:43,182
Nah, it's not a whale,
but it's wicked ugly.
385
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,184
Chuck it in the cellar.
386
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,811
Thanks.
387
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,313
Got any more cheese puffs?
388
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,443
Leela!
389
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,986
I knew we'd end up together
390
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,780
in Cheese Puff...
...Heaven.
391
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,285
Aw, geez.
392
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,913
That is definitely bycatch there.
393
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,664
Eh, I've been called worse.
394
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,958
Toss it in the chum bucket.
395
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,878
Welcome, chum.
396
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,715
Nothing.
397
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:17,925
Nothing.
398
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,134
Nothing.
399
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,302
Something!
400
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,015
Chay, you seein' this?
401
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,184
It's the freakin' mama whale!
402
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,479
Oh-my-lanta!
403
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,105
It's a fishing boat.
404
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,899
And we're the fish!
405
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,695
Eh, this one we could use for chowdah.
406
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,114
This here's a chowdah can.
407
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,575
And this is some sushi-grade
belly meat right here.
408
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,160
-Look-it this.
-Damn right.
409
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,913
It's still talkin', Mahk.
Hit it with the club.
410
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,915
Now hold on, Mahk!
411
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,959
You can't treat us like seafood.
412
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,086
We're an intelligent species.
413
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,922
Oh, yeah, you're wicked smaht.
414
00:20:57,005 --> 00:21:00,759
"Duh, I'm eatin' cheese puffs on a hook
'cause I'm a brainiac!"
415
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:06,181
How dare you space-townies
drop that sick burn!
416
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,141
Whoa, kid, you wanna go, bro?
417
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,480
It's the gahd!
418
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,110
"God"?
419
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,695
The Coast Gahd!
420
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,954
Somebody report illegal fishing operation?
421
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,831
I report... ed it.
422
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,792
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
423
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,919
Ain't nothin' illegal 'bout fishin'.
424
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,631
That's true, if you follow regulations.
425
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,301
But you've violated multiple subsections
426
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:46,596
of the Planetary Fisheries Treaty of 2936!
427
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:56,064
First off, you failed to submit
the $18 fee to renew your license.
428
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,357
I got the Dunkins.
429
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,401
You were supposed to get the license!
430
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:02,904
Also, you've caught
slightly more than your quota.
431
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,325
And some of your catch
is under the legal size.
432
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,617
Hi, Professor!
433
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,954
I told ya to filet them little ones first!
434
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,665
This nitpicking snitch is correct.
435
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:17,711
The law says you must treat Earth
as sustainable fishery.
436
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:19,212
Like serious, bro?
437
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,922
Very serious, bro.
438
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,966
I have no choice but to issue
439
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:26,094
the first of three courtesy warnings.
440
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,139
And you must release all your catchings!
441
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,400
You can keep that one.
442
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,373
Haw-haw!
443
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,624
Ah! ah!
444
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,338
And then I threw coffee at the Professor!
445
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:03,965
Well, science has prevailed.
446
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,551
Time to ditch this ridiculous garment.
447
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,096
Ugh.
448
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,515
Ah, back to normal.
449
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,141
You have to wonder,
450
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,685
could the whole concept
of ascending to Heaven
451
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:19,314
have come from ancient people
being caught by space fishermen?
452
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,900
Maybe. Or, it could be a miracle.
453
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:23,276
It's impossible to say.
454
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,945
My money's on fishermen.
455
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,696
But that's just me.
456
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,533
Everyone is free to believe as they like.
457
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:32,619
Wow, you never talk like that, Professor.
458
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:35,580
Is it possible all this has
broadened your mind a little?
459
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,255
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