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Dinner's ready!
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I made sushi for the entire family.
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So, um, Axl, how was school today?
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Uh-huh.
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Did you learn anything?
Or perhaps participate in shenanigans?
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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The flerk goes "ba-KOOK-a-zoodle."
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Okay, kids, that's enough.
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We agreed,
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no devices at the dinner table.
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Then what's the point of eating?
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I'm asking you to put away your phone.
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Now tell us,
what happened at school today?
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They asked me to put away my phone.
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I said, "No."
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I can't communicate with my own son.
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He's on his phone 24 hours a day,
yet he's never called me once.
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I'd kill for a butt dial.
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Why are we the only family
dealing with this?
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Dwight?
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Dwight!
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I told ya to get your jam-jams on!
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We need some way to get through to him.
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What if I post one of
those catchy dance videos?
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Hoo, ooh, ooh.
Hoo, hoo, hoo-hoo. Hoo!
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Husband, ya can't dance.
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Sure I can. My doctor okayed it.
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Hoo, hoo-- Ooh! Oh!
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Bedtime, Cubert!
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Oh, bother.
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I'll have to fetch him from
some dam-ned alternate reality.
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Bedtime, Cubert!
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Oh, bother.
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He's in an alternate, alternate reality.
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Leela, I'm worried other people's kids
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are spending too much time
on their devices.
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Kids. Am I right?
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Yes.
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I thought so.
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Amen, brother.
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"Screen addiction" is what they call it.
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And it's destroying society!
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Woo-hoo! Go Righty!
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I've had precisely enough of this.
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Activating Deny-Fi.
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You're mean!
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For the next two hours,
you're all offline.
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Go play outside!
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There's a big, beautiful world out there.
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Ugh!
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Man, I can barely even
control that pigeon.
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This world needs an update.
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I'm jonesin', guys.
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I needs my net!
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Yo, I got gigs!
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Uploads, downloads... What do you need?
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You got 5G? I need a nickel.
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Man, I got 10G.
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You want me to cut it with some static?
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Nah, just hit us up.
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Pretty scary, huh?
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Hi, my name is Bender
and I'm a recovering screenaholic.
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If you're currently using another device
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in addition to the one
you're watching me on,
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then you're a sick, sick bastard.
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So pick up a third device and call me now.
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Together, we'll get through this,
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just me, you, and your credit card.
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In fact, forget you!
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Phone sex also available.
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Screen addiction.
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Every time I see it,
it only gets a little easier.
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Well, at least here in the hospital,
they're free from their ding-dong devices.
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Hey, check it out!
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Bet I can get it up to 150.
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Oh yeah? 170! Eat my beats!
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Stop video-gaming your heart rates!
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Ooh! This is the last straw.
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Come on, fellow parents.
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Let's go back in time and not have kids.
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-Oh, yeah!
-You said it.
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Wait, I've got an idea.
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It's a really bad idea,
but it's better than his.
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Hello, twerps.
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Welcome to Zapp Brannigan's
"Scared Screenless."
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An intensive two-week program
to wean you off your devices.
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And to be clear,
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you are the wean-ees.
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I am the wean-er.
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Questions?
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"Why," you ask,
"is the DOOP's rearest admiral
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running a children's camp?"
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I didn't hear anybody ask that.
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It's because young people today can't
meet the DOOP's fitness requirements.
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In the old days,
recruits came in looking like me.
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Kif, tighten my girdle so
they can see what I look like.
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And voila, I stand before you, an adonis.
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It's go time. Devices in the bag,
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losers on the bus.
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Here! We got one more loser.
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Hey!
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What'd I do? Nothin'!
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You're as bad as everyone else,
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only worse.
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Get on the loser bus.
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Well, sport,
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this is our last chance
to talk for a while.
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-Stay safe!
-Good luck, son!
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Watch for greens snakes!
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Love ya, Bender!
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Bite my shiny metal
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ass!
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So, LaBarbara, with no kid around,
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it's the perfect chance for--
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Ladies' Night!
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Don't wait up, Hermes.
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-Woo-hoo!
-Let's do this!
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Ah, who needs them anyway?
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We can have our own Ladies' Night.
Right, men?
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-Yes, we can!
-We need it!
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I call designated driver!
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There's no WiFi here on Remotus.
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Nevertheless, I shall hoist your devices
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high atop this naturally
occurring stripper pole
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for one reason and one reason only,
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to taunt you.
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It's working.
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Ugh!
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I have built entire
mobile game cities out of candy,
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but I can't put together one stupid tent?!
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How are we supposed to do this
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if we can't watch a video
on how to do this?
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Ahh, this is roughing it.
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If anyone needs me,
I'll be exfoliating in my yurt.
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Then Mandy said, "Make my bed?
But I already have a bed."
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-Get it?
-Oh, that's
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as cute as when
Dwight said the same thing.
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Hilarious.
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Now, can we talk about something else?
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How about if anyone mentions kids,
they have to drink?
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-Sure!
-Bring it on!
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This is fun.
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I haven't been out day drinking
since I had kids.
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Oops!
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Ha! You look like Dwight
after I give him goat liver oil.
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Uh-oh.
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Kids, kids, kids.
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Hey! Unh! Party-mobile!
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Come on, Kif, no moping in the moon roof!
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Well, I suppose I could stop worrying
about my son for a short while.
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I'll panic all day tomorrow.
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That's the spirit.
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Zoidberg?! You're supposed to be driving!
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Ugh. God forbid the driver
should get a morsel of fresh air.
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Chopping firewood sounds fun
until you do it.
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Ow!
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Right in my a-hole.
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Antenna hole!
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I just wish I had my phone
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so I could film this for lumberjack fails.
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Ow!
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Campers, the trick to
starting a fire is persistence.
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But sometimes being a quitter works, too.
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I prefer cold stew anyway.
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Cold, raw stew.
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Say... this might restore my dignity.
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-How do I look?
-Sporky.
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Eat hearty, campers.
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For tomorrow at dawn,
we set out to hunt the wily snipe.
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The wily what what?
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None other.
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The snipe is difficult to describe,
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yet extremely real.
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It's got the talons of an eagle,
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the fangs of a viper,
the feathers of a pillow,
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and the angry red buttocks
of an infected baboon.
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It preys on the weary,
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so get some shuteye before sunrise.
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Look, sunrise!
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Then the hunt has begun.
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I'll be getting some shuteye.
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What was that?!
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I think I heard a snipe!
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I think you didn't.
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Because I think Zapp made it up.
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Yeah. I've never once heard of a snipe.
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And I'm a 12-year-old kid.
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Man, the sun is sunning.
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Whew!
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Bender, you've got bars!
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He's getting internet from the sun!
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This star must be a relay
on the stellar backbone.
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Hey, I was Redditing!
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If we got our devices back,
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we could piggyback off his signal.
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Ooh, I'm a hotspot-bot!
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Go, Bender. Go, Bender. Go, Bender.
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Aw, yeah. That's the stuff.
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Now we just need Bender's password.
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You mean "assword."
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"Assword1"?
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That's not a very secure assword.
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Oh, yes!
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Lumberjack fails, here I come.
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Looking up "snipes" on Snopes... and...
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Debunked! No such thing.
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Whew. Well, that's a relief.
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'Cause otherwise,
I'd have screamed my head off
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when I saw that snipe.
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Dwight--
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Zoidberg! You're going the wrong way
on a one-way street!
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Fine. Fine. I'll increase my driving.
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Now you're going the wrong way
on a two-way street.
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What seems to be the problem, Constable?
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You just crashed into a police station.
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Damn, this cabinet was
three days from being used
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to store retirement paperwork.
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According to Wikipedia snipes do exist!
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-That was me.
I just updated it!
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-Ow!
-Ow. Ow!
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Stop pecking me, you stupid murder bird!
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Uh, we call it a chicken.
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I'm known by the name
of Groovestick Waterfall.
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And this is my old lady, Bliss Waterfall.
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Peace, brother.
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Brother? Ew!
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It's just a figure of speech, m'kay?
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-We're cousins.
-Mm-hmm.
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Centuries ago, our mutual ancestors
split from Earth,
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'cause they were, like, bummed out
by science and technology.
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Except a spaceship, apparently.
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It was pedal-powered.
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They came here to be one with nature,
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and not have to work.
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Generations have continued their dream
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through a careful program
of selective inbreeding.
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Not that careful.
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Here is where we make our dream trappers.
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No-kill dream trappers.
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To catch the snipes.
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And then you kill 'em?
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Nuh-uh, they die of fright, dig?
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And this is where we grow all our food.
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-Except the snipes.
-Shut up.
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Mm! Mm.
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Mm.
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Here, all is provided by
Mother Sun and Uncle Moon.
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Even fun? What do you do for fun?
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Fun? What is this "fun"?
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Like, what do you like to watch?
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Plants growing!
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-Go corn!
-You got this, radish!
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Seriously?
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This is what we do on Earth.
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Whoa!
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Don't look! It'll take your souls.
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It's just solitaire.
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Witchcraft and dark science!
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Mother Sun!
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She's being eaten
by the great snipe of heaven.
262
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No, wife-goddess.
263
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,713
She hides because
264
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,883
your satanic electro-machines
have angered her!
265
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,259
You can't blame us!
266
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,677
It's just an eclipse.
267
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,471
Don't listen to the chubby wizard.
268
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,348
I have a metabolic condition.
269
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,058
The sun is gone forever!
270
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,517
Our crops will wither.
271
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,769
Not on my watch.
272
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,437
Hippies, attack!
273
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,449
Get it off! Get it off! It's a mole!
274
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,538
In the name of peace, aim for the head!
275
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,631
Alright, hand over your devices.
276
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,218
I have a device, too.
277
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,053
Two tin cans on a string?
278
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,180
It's the latest in affordable tech.
279
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,848
The battery life is excellent,
280
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,267
and it smells like cream of mushroom soup.
281
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,396
Hello Fry, how's the soup on your end?
282
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,440
Tell you what,
you can keep yours.
283
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,984
Maybe Santy Claus will call ya.
284
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,903
Really? I never gave him my number.
285
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,035
We've gotta find that dumb bus driver!
286
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,787
I think his name is Yurt.
287
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,038
No, it's Zapp.
288
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,456
He's useless.
289
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,916
I'm calling my dad!
290
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,294
Come on, pick up!
291
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,589
Wait, it's my son!
292
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,258
Hello, Axl?
293
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,260
How is camp? Are you making friends?
294
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,431
We're sorry.
This call cannot be completed.
295
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,807
Please hang up and worry.
296
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,310
No, I need that!
297
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,646
My son never calls me
unless it's an emergency.
298
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,858
Sounds like the emergency
is your relationship.
299
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,568
Aw, yeah.
300
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,739
The call dropped!
301
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:12,906
I have no bars!
302
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,366
The WiFi's out too!
303
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,161
And right when I was
about to get 10,000 steps!
304
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,913
It's 'cause the stupid sun is blocked!
305
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,832
That was our access point.
306
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,752
It's a total eclipse of the internet!
307
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:31,175
There they are!
Radish at will!
308
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,684
Oh no!
309
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,439
I deserve that.
310
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,284
Ah, the best part of waking up...
311
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,745
...a box of wine and the gentle song
312
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,789
of children screaming in nature.
313
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,087
Help! We're under attack
by peaceful hippies!
314
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:14,718
There's only one way
to deal with every situation,
315
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:15,886
guns.
316
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,265
My iBlaster! It's not working!
317
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,725
That's 'cause it needs to connect
318
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,936
to a server in Des Moines, Iowa.
319
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,437
Damn. To the bus!
320
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,150
The iHatch! It's not working!
321
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,569
Des Moines, Iowa!
322
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,405
Damn this network-dependent technology
323
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,491
to hell!
324
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:42,162
Oh, why did I pick today
to start my life of crime?
325
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,790
My son is in trouble. I must talk to him!
326
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,583
Now see here, ya mug.
327
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,877
There's a network outage on Remotus.
328
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,380
All the skells was talkin'
about it in the yard.
329
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,216
Yes, but Zapp has
a hard-wired emergency phone.
330
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,052
Hard-wired? To another planet?
331
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,513
It's connected through
a subspace wormhole.
332
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,765
Oh, if only we had a phone on our end.
333
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:02,975
Like that phone?
334
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,977
Sweet skink of the clink!
335
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,895
It's some kind of Stone Age relic.
336
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,605
We had these back in my day.
337
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,982
You put coins in here,
338
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,109
you pick a number out of a book, dial it,
339
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,153
and ask if their refrigerator is running.
340
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,280
But nobody has coins anymore!
341
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,032
Not since suicide booths
started takin' Venmo.
342
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,326
Eh, coins are for chumps anyway.
343
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,287
I'm what they called a "phone phreaker."
344
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,716
Yello?
345
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:39,011
Captain! Oh, I never thought I'd be happy
to hear your voice.
346
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,513
How dare you use the emergency line.
347
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,015
We're having an emergency!
348
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,309
I'm behind a protective
shield of children,
349
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,144
but who knows how long they'll last.
350
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,314
Please, let me speak to Axl,
before it's too late.
351
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,774
Is, uh, one of you Axl?
352
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,735
I am! Is it my dad?
353
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,945
Oh, uh, hang on. One last thing.
354
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,490
If I don't make it, I want to
be buried in my dress uniform.
355
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,867
And a formal girdle.
356
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,912
Hello? Kif?
357
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,206
Yoo-hoo?
358
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,211
All I wanted was to
never speak to him again.
359
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,922
And now I'll
never speak to him again!
360
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,924
Hold up, Bender's got a phone jack!
361
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,675
Hand me that cord.
362
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,430
Oh no you don't!
363
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,936
Finally!
364
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,816
What is this cable, haunted?
365
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,074
Hello? Dad?
Can you hear me?
366
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,325
Saved it!
367
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,327
But the piece you talk into is broken.
368
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,787
Here, use mine!
369
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,373
Ah, that'll never woik.
370
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:53,669
I'm leaving you jokers behind
when I bust out of this joint, see?
371
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,046
Who's the idiot pulling on the line?
372
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,590
Axl?! It's Daddy. Hello?
373
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,676
Dad! I'm so glad I got through to you.
374
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,094
I'm really scared.
375
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,513
You're gonna be okay.
Don't hang up the can.
376
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,223
They're coming! I have to go.
377
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,891
I'm sorry I was a bad son.
378
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,226
Axl?!
379
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,936
Axl, what's happening?
380
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,230
Hello? Hello?
381
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,899
Sharpen the olive branches!
382
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,693
Load the hacky sack cannon!
383
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,073
Whoever you are,
leave my son alone.
384
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,992
If you so much as lay a finger on him,
385
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,952
I'll rip your heart out with my bare hands
386
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,204
and make you apologize
before I give it back!
387
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,040
Alright, I'll take my phone back now.
388
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:34,876
Who-- Who-- Who's-- Who's talking?!
389
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,878
Zoidberg. Who's listening?
390
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,422
Groovestick Waterfall,
391
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,966
peace-father of the Remotus commune.
392
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,552
Must be nice.
So, how's the weather there?
393
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,179
If I'm honest,
here we've had a mild summer.
394
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,681
Sorcery!
395
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,570
Ooh.
396
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:07,868
What wondrous visions dance
upon these cheese plates?
397
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,619
We call it content.
398
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,788
We will call it "God."
399
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,460
You have corrupted their souls.
400
00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,503
Taste the fury of my rain stick!
401
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,053
The snipe! It fooled us by existing.
402
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,220
Dude.
403
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,309
I'll avenge you, Dad.
404
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:39,024
Let's go, kids. Mission fun-complished.
405
00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:46,406
I'm back, baby!
406
00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:48,575
Is that you, robot?
407
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,419
Okay, beat it.
408
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,588
We need this cell for another group.
409
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:05,759
The jail ain't been built
what can hold me.
410
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:08,095
Finally, I can text Axl!
411
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,888
Are... you... okay?
412
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:13,308
Oh, he's not replying.
413
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,435
Maybe I should text him six more times.
414
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,147
Leela! How'd you know where we are?
415
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,149
I don't even know where I are.
416
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,487
Kiffy!
417
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,407
Have you talked to Axl? Is he doing okay?
418
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,667
Yes.
419
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,044
We just had a beautiful conversation.28973
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