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{\an8}Another Xmas come and gone.
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{\an8}And to everyone I didn't kill,
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{\an8}season's greetings!
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{\an8}And hold still next year.
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Ho!
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Ho!
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Ho!
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{\an8}All in all, it was a pretty good Xmas.
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{\an8}We only lost one crew member.
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Poor Charlie.
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It was his first day on the job.
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And he was just a week from retirement.
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{\an8}I'm thinking about mint,
but I'm tasting pain.
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{\an8}Mmm,
now I'm tasting about thinking.
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{\an8}People, we've reached that awkward week
between Xmas and New Year's
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{\an8}when there's no work to be done
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{\an8}and little fun to be had.
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{\an8}Therefore,
you're all on unpaid leave.
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{\an8}So, leave.
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{\an8}I'm going to visit
my parents for the week.
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{\an8}It would be really nice
if you came with me.
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Oh, uh... uh, sorry, I... I can't go.
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Really? You have something better to do
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than visit old people in the sewer?
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Uh, Bender!
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Invited me.
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To visit his parents?
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{\an8}I get it. It's fine.
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{\an8}Say hi to Bender's
nonexistent parents for me.
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{\an8}I will.
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{\an8}Oh, can you at least
water my plant while I'm gone?
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Sure. I'm not going anywhere.
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Just once.
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You know how many times
once is, right?
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Less than twice, more than nunce.
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See ya!
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Eh, must be outta batteries.
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Circle up, people!
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I don't know what's going on,
but I love circling.
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New Year's is coming up.
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And that's the anniversary
of the day I first met Leela.
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Aww. Which anniversary is it?
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I'm actually not sure.
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But I think a big one.
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Uh, maybe ten? Or 45?
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Who knows!
It's impossible to say
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with all the time loops
we've been through.
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Well, whichever one it is,
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I wanna throw her a giant surprise party.
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Hey, wait a minute!
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You and I met that same day!
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Where's my party?!
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Well, listen, Bender...
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That's the beautiful day we met
and attempted suicide.
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I refuse to help!
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Bye.
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The first thing I need
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is some not-necessarily-legal fireworks.
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Scruffy knows a place.
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Uh-huh. Just across the border.
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Bender? You decided to help?
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No!
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I just ran out of a few things
and had to run to the market.
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How may I pervert you?
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Yeah, uh... we'd like some, uh...
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ya know...
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"filthy porno"?
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Ah, yes.
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I think I have what you're looking for.
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I thought we were here for fireworks.
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Shh! Not so loud!
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Right this way for your "porno," sir.
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I've got every kind of firework.
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Except the legal kind.
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I'm looking for ones that spell out
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"Leela" in huge explosions.
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What language?
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Um... I forget what it's called.
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The language my mouth knows.
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Alright, coupla these.
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One of those...
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I'm also looking for
a giant laser eyeball.
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A giant laser what-kind-of-ball?
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- Eye.
- Oh yes.
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Yes, we have those, too.
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Any chance I can borrow a cryogenic tube
for my anniversary?
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I wanna come dancing out of one
like when I first met Leela.
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Not a problem. Terry!
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Nobody needed Rudy Giuliani anyway.
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Santa flushed such
wonderful presents this year.
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These earmuffs are lovely.
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Where's Fry?
I got him a nice slipper.
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He couldn't make it.
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He had faker things to do.
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I'm going out to chop
more PVC pipe for the fire.
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Psst! Over here!
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Fry! You came!
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And in such a weird way.
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Don't tell Leela, but I'm throwing her
a surprise anniversary party.
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I hope you can all make it.
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Thank you!
They're new!
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Who wants to toast sewer-mellows?
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Here ya go.
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This one's on mes.
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I likes to help young loverses.
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She's coming!
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I hear her distinctive heavy bootsteps!
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Everyone in your hiding places!
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Quick! In here!
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Oh no!
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My plant is dead!
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If he couldn't come to
my stupid parents' stupid house,
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he could have at least
watered my stupid plant!
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Ahh!
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Welcome to the world of tomorr--
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-Intruder!
-Ow!
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Oh, Leela--
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Don't "Oh, Leela" me.
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You couldn't water it one time?
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What?
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Oh, right... the plant.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Kenny G!
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This saxophone serenade goes out
to a very special one-eyed lady.
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I wasn't given a name,
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but I'm gonna assume it's you.
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Maybe you only killed it a little bit.
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I'll try to revive it with some water.
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Hey!
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Oh, my-- my G-water!
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Here, we've got some gin.
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Thanks. I call it G-water.
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{\an8}Ten! Nine! Eight!
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I'm really sorry I forgot to water it.
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But I did other things.
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Look.
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I mean, the leaves are dry as dust.
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Happy New Year!
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Surprise!
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Whose birthday is it?
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No, it's our annivers--
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Leela, I planned this
whole huge party for you.
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I spent all the money in
our joint bank account.
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We don't have a joint bank account.
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Well, not anymore.
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Ugh. I don't need grand displays.
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I need to know I can count on you.
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Look, let's not fight in front of Kenny G.
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Is the plant really such a big deal?
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Don't you understand that this plant
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is a metaphor for our relationship?!
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You know I don't.
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I need some time to
think about our future.
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If there is one.
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I'm going back to stay
with my stupid parents.
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I'll see ya there, honey!
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Surprise!
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I can't believe
how bad that went.
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I mean, is it my fault the plant died?
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Yes.
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I love her so much,
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and she's never gonna forgive me.
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Oh, sure she... might.
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- Leela?
- Hello, Philip.
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Oh snap! She "Philip'd" you.
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That is cold.
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Good news, everyone!
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Hey! You can't do that!
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That's my only thing!
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Today, we'll be delivering
this stud buggalo to Mars.
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I'll lead him to the ship.
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Actually, I'd rather Fry
didn't go on this mission.
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Why?
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Well, the buggalo might get angry
when it sees your red jacket.
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So I'll take it off.
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I don't want you to get chilly.
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I'll just take Zoidberg instead.
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But his whole body's red.
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No, I'm a deep, rich salmon.
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Come on, boy. Follow the carrot.
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Woop-woop-woop-woop!
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Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop!
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I don't know what to do.
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I always thought Leela
and I were soulmates.
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But maybe...
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it wasn't meant to be.
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You know, mon,
there's a way to test if that's true.
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Hush, Hermes!
Never speak of that!
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Speak of what?
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Oh, it's a fascinating story.
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You see, a thousand years ago,
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AI-powered dating apps were
becoming more and more powerful.
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With access to social media posts,
DNA databases,
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genital pics, and so on,
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they became too good,
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able to identify
a person's one perfect match
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from among all inhabitants of Earth.
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Wh-What's wrong with that?
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Everything, you whimpering imbecile!
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Because naturally,
many people soon learned
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that they had settled for someone
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other than their perfect match.
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It led to a 10,000% increase
in jealous murders,
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and an end to the traditional
two-car family.
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The soulmate apps were banned.
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But some say the technology still exists
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in ancient relics known as...
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"Magic Mirrors."
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Yes, some say that.
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But not us!
Because it's illegal to even mention!
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No law can keep me from my noble purpose.
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To the pornatorium!
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Bender? Again?
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{\an8}Yeah, I had a coupon for a new girlfriend.
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{\an8}What happened to the old one?
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{\an8}She ran off with the bicycle pump.
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So, uh... do you have one of those
"Magic Mirrors" no one talks about
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that I've been hearing about?
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You don't need to wink
if you're not speaking in code.
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Gotcha.
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Come back, baby!
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We can work it out!
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Okay, where can I hang it?
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Well, you don't need this anymore.
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Huh. What's "USB"?
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I think it was the new name
after the collapse of the USA.
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I got this, guys.
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I have a universal male plug.
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You never know who you might meet.
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All charged up!
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Who wants to test it?
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Ooh, I will!
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I know Kif and I are soulmates,
so this is gonna be fun.
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Right, Kiffy?
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Don't worry.
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It's me!
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Oh thank the Grand Midwife's
porous skin sack.
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It was always you.
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You wanna give it a try, Bender?
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Nah, I got a good thing
going over here.
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Ooh!
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Alright. Okay.
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I'm ready to see if Leela's my soulmate.
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Actually, I'm not ready.
I changed my mind.
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Too late! Shut up!
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It is Leela! I knew it!
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My love!
All is forgiven.
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That's big of you,
but I'm just here to get my stuff.
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But we belong together.
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Don't go!
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Wow, it just keeps metaphoring.
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It's okay. She'll be back.
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She's my soulmate.
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Uh-huh. Too bad you're not hers.
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So... anyone else wanna try the mirror?
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Fry fainted!
We need smelling salts!
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I'll give him a smell assault.
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That's Leela's soulmate?
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That's the worst picture of me
I've ever seen!
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Dial down the denial, mon.
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Let's see who eliminated you
in round one.
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{\an8}And they spelled my name wrong!
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Fry...
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It's not me, is it?
264
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,259
Not even close.
265
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,219
What makes this guy so great?
266
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,054
And what could make him
a little less great?
267
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,139
Ooh, I know!
268
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,223
Strangling!
269
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,642
It's the right thing to do,
and the fun way to do it.
270
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,727
Hmm.
271
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:34,354
The mature thing would be
just to punch him a little.
272
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,689
But he could be anywhere.
273
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,360
Anywhere within a three-foot
radius of this point.
274
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,653
He's in Central Park.
275
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,738
The park?
276
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,449
That's the perfect place
to dispose of the body!
277
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,284
And, uh... any other bodies
278
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,911
we might happen to have
lying around, right, guys?
279
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:50,996
Right?
280
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,217
Say your prayers, stud muffin.
281
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,927
I can't believe it.
282
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:09,807
My little Fry
is becoming a murderer.
283
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,822
Poor little guy.
284
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,700
It's these Central Park thorns.
285
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,205
Hey!
286
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,331
Why did you do that?!
287
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,124
And why didn't it hurt very much?
288
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,710
- You stay away from Leela!
- Who?
289
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,296
The most beautiful woman
in the world, that's who.
290
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,048
Really? Tell me more?
291
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,424
Oh, I'll tell you more.
292
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,675
She's not just beautiful,
293
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,427
she's smart and sexy!
294
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,512
Is she single?
295
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,763
Yes. Recently.
296
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,098
Can you introduce me to her?
297
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,809
Of course, you idiot!
She's my roommate!
298
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,395
What-- What was that?! A moth?
299
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,730
Get down! We're in danger!
300
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,400
Are you gonna punch me back?
301
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,777
Shh! I'll do it later.
302
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,154
Okay, but I need to be at work by three.
303
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,489
What are we hiding from?
304
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,700
An invasive tree species
that's killing indigenous plants.
305
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,620
Plants I swore to protect with my life.
306
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,249
Oh no!
I left my clippers in the shed!
307
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,085
I don't like the way that tree is walking.
308
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,921
It's the Creeping Willow!
309
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,052
Grab the zip line!
310
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,979
Ahh! Ooh! Ow! Oi!
311
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,108
It's time to let go!
312
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,610
Never! She's mine!
313
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,445
Oof!
314
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,866
Thank God, she's okay.
315
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:51,950
"She"?
316
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,368
The One-Eyed Susan.
317
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,288
The last of her species
in the entire universe.
318
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,291
Hmm, very nice, but how
do you know its pronouns?
319
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,419
It's a dioecious plant that
produces only female flowers.
320
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,547
But there are no males left,
so she can't reproduce.
321
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,508
Sorry. I didn't know you wanted kids.
322
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,635
She was placed under my care.
323
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:14,014
And not even my own anniversary
could keep me from watering her.
324
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,475
Don't worry, she thrives on salt water.
325
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,439
Quick!
We need to arm ourselves.
326
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,068
Hup hup! Hup hup!
327
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,446
Hup-- Uh, hup!
328
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,868
Wow! Leela would love this!
329
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,329
The decor, the-- the live plants.
330
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,164
This beautiful wood beam.
331
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,625
- What's it made of? Wood?
- What beam?
332
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,880
I would rather die than
let this invasive species
333
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:50,050
encroach on the ecological niche
of my plant!
334
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,134
Are you with me?
335
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,969
I'm not sure I'd rather die.
336
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,055
But yeah.
337
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,210
Woo!
338
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,765
- Brothers to the end?
- Brothers to the--
339
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,184
well, maybe not the "end" end, but--
340
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,906
Eh, good grave. Not great.
341
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,494
I'm proud of you, son.
342
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,788
I couldn't have killed him better myself.
343
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,540
No. He's just injured.
344
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,543
Really? Well, there's no law
against mercy bludgeoning.
345
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,545
Actually, I think there is.
346
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,506
You're no son of mine!
347
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,636
It's gonna be a tough recovery,
but you should be alright
348
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,681
since you came to this hospital
instead of letting me treat you.
349
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,766
I told you to leave the charts alone!
350
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,851
Ahh!
351
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,311
I can't believe it.
352
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,104
My plant is dead.
353
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,064
Ahh, my plant!
354
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,442
I'm sorry, Branch. You did your best.
355
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,987
She was lucky to have such a kind,
committed guy in her life.
356
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:36,114
Thank you, friend.
357
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,532
Oof!
358
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,617
Call it even?
359
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,909
Even.
360
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,369
Hey, Fry's my friend!
361
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,956
If anybody's gonna punch him,
it's gonna be me!
362
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,583
Fry! I heard you were hurt.
363
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,001
I was so worried!
364
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,085
You were?
365
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,378
Of course.
366
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,838
Are you okay?
367
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,175
I will be... now that you're here.
368
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,523
I love you the most!
369
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,528
Who's your friend?
370
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,946
I am! See?
371
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,866
Oof! He's nobody.
372
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,953
Yeah, a six-foot-four nobody
with really good health insurance.
373
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,373
And eyes like limpid pools.
374
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,500
They don't look limpid to me.
375
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,959
I'm just reading the chart.
376
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,878
I think you should leave now.
377
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,213
Branch is about to have
378
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,964
an embarrassing type of surgery.
379
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,466
Is it a penis reduction?
380
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,510
I'm just guessing based on the chart.
381
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,678
Gimme that!
382
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,854
I'm afraid this machine is dead.
383
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,239
What?
384
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,408
Fry? He's waking up!
385
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,909
Wh-What happened?
386
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,453
Well, I got a really cute skirt on sale,
387
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,247
and you've been in a coma for a month.
388
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,331
It's plaid.
389
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:11,209
A month?!
Ha-- Has Leela visited me?
390
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,877
Oh, lots of times!
391
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,004
She brought these flowers.
392
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,506
Well, her and Branch.
393
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:17,590
Branch?!
394
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,426
Uh-huh! He picked them out.
395
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,386
He really knows a lot about plants.
396
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,728
{\an8}Ever since Night One,
397
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,855
{\an8}I've had, like, deep feelings for you.
398
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,815
{\an8}And some of the other
hot girls on the island.
399
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:36,736
He's cheatin' on you, Chastity!
400
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,488
Bah, I can take care of a plant, too.
401
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,574
Hey Bender, where's
your green spray paint?
402
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,658
Here.
403
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:44,743
It's almost empty.
404
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,122
See?
405
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,917
So, is Leela living with Branch now?
406
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,210
How many kids do they have?
407
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,628
Forget about Leela.
408
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,465
Chastity's about
to make the mistake of her life.
409
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,887
It's tearing me up inside.
410
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,513
Maybe I can convince Branch
411
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,766
that Leela and I belong together...
412
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,309
if I can just talk to him.
413
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,769
Strangle him, you say?
414
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,854
I happen to know of an unoccupied grave.
415
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:13,938
It's a little small,
416
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,690
but I can bend him in half.
417
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,363
Fry! You're out of your coma?
418
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,865
Uh, I think so.
419
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,284
- Listen, can I talk to you?
- In a minute.
420
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,912
First, I have to show you something.
421
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,165
The invasive trees
didn't kill your flower!
422
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,668
And they're back for revenge!
423
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,086
No! It's okay!
424
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:40,006
It turns out the Creeping Willow
isn't invasive.
425
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,635
It's actually the male of the species!
426
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,429
I was trying so hard
to keep them apart, but...
427
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,972
it was meant to be.
428
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,602
Aw, geez!
Get a greenhouse.
429
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:03,405
All she really needed
was for me to step out of the way.
430
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,366
Branch, you're a good man.
431
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,700
And a good friend.
432
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,161
That's it! I'm gettin' my shovel!
433
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,592
Oh, you're here.
434
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:27,345
Leela, this might sound old-fashioned,
435
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,682
but I knew you were right for me
from the first moment I saw you.
436
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,308
Actually, you screamed.
437
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,977
Okay, the moment after that.
438
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,688
But it's not about what's right for me.
439
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,981
I love you.
440
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,732
And I want you to be happy.
441
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,109
I know that.
442
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,194
That's why I need to get out of your way
443
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,779
and let you and Branch pollinate--
444
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,156
Well, you know what I mean,
like, get to know each other,
445
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,867
and maybe with a chaperone.
446
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,327
You love me so much you'd let me go?
447
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,412
I would.
448
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,706
And I get it.
Branch is a great guy.
449
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,374
He really is.
450
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,002
He even revived my plant.
451
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,587
I killed it again. Sorry.
452
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,297
I'm sure Branch can save it.
453
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,090
The man is good with plants.
454
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,843
Yeah, although I have to say
455
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:09,470
he's always plant-splaining stuff to me.
456
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:10,763
I mean, come on,
457
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,892
sometimes you wanna talk
about something other than botany.
458
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,935
What?
He's your soulmate.
459
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:18,229
What are you talking about?
460
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,566
A friend, sure.
But not my soulmate.
461
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,192
How do you know?
462
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,744
Because, now I know you are.31847
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