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As a reminder,
please remove all metal belongings
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before usin' the walk-in microwave.
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Oops, forgot to take off my ass.
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Sorry I'm late.
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It took forever to take off
all my clothes.
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What are you thinking?!
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That's not a business bikini.
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It's just such a hot, sunny day.
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I thought we could put the top down
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and work on our tans.
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I'm tan enough.
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Aw, come on, Hermes.
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Sun's out, buns out.
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There's no fightin' the FOMO.
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Hermes!
You budgie-smuggling slacker.
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This is no time to be working on your tan.
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-Why?
-Because we're going to the Arctic.
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Oh.
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Also, why?
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-As you may recall...
-Nope.
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...we've been keeping
the climate emergency in check
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by dropping a massive ice cube
in the ocean every now and then.
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According to my calendar, it is now...
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"then."
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Like me, this cube is shrinking with age.
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There's definitely been some melting.
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It's heartbreaking,
like a summer sidewalk popsicle.
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Aww!
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They're so cute!
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I could just eat them up.
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Hey, I was using that.
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Back! Back, you beasts!
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Stop that!
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Leave those poor cubs alone.
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I know what I'm doing.
I'm a bear biologist.
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Take this, you freaks!
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I thought polar bears
went extinct ages ago.
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I wish!
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A few survived,
which means I have to study them.
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I used to be a whale biologist,
but I got demoted to bear.
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These poor cubs, all alone with no mother.
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They're sitting ducks.
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Like those sitting ducks!
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I hope you choke on those
stupid ducks, you stupid whale!
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We can't leave these sweet
little predators here to die.
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The people of my time
nearly drove them to extinction,
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so it's up to me to adopt them.
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I shall be their mother.
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And remove them from
their natural habitat?
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Yeah, that'll teach 'em.
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My babies!
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Well, time to move on
to a new field of study.
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You think I might like weasels?
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I sure don't!
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Okay, I've got the measurements.
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Now, I just need to
analyze some weather data
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to determine how soon
we need to plop a fresh cube.
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Come on, kids. Stay with Mommy.
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Here comes the wocket ship!
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They're bears, Fry.
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They don't even know
what a "wocket ship" is.
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They need blubber.
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Stay away from my delicious blubber.
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Let's just check out this climate data.
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Good Lord!
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Global temperatures are rising so fast,
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my smart glasses overloaded!
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We'd better get a new ice cube right away.
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I'll prepare the tongs.
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Tong time has passed.
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We're doomed!
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Doomed!
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Doomed!
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I already went.
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Calling all
scientists, politicians, and celebrities.
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The C.R.O.K. Environmental Conference
is underway.
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Private jets, please use Parking Lot C.
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Distinguished guests,
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welcome to the 1,030th annual C.R.O.K.
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Proudly bought and paid for
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by Mom's Friendly Heavy Fuel Oil.
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Because we can't switch
to clean fuel all at once.
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It's been a thousand years!
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What are you, some kinda science guy?
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Greetings, fellow Earthicans.
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Once again, we come together
to save our planet
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and drink beer and take selfies.
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As you know, our previous meetings
set some lofty climate goals,
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and for the 1,030th consecutive year,
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no nation came close to meeting them!
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Oh.
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Except Aruba.
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Aruba exceeded its goals, with
zero greenhouse gas emissions.
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Because they're underwater.
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God rest their souls.
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Tragedy, human tragedy.
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But for the rest of us, the party goes on!
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All thanks to the Farnsworth
Ice Cube Initiative, or "Feesee."
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Feesee stinks!
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The latest data shows...
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...temperatures soaring out of control.
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Behold!
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That's just a bunch of numbers.
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Very bad numbers!
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The ice cube's not cutting it anymore.
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We face global extinction
if we don't act now!
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Hold on, let's not rush into things.
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It's been a thousand years
and three minutes.
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Science can be very confusing.
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I think we should hear from
a different researcher.
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One so highly regarded
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that I personally bought him
a vacation home.
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Thank you, Madam,
for that lovely introduction
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and the beautiful beachfront condo.
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Dr. Banjo.
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Numbers can say anything,
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depending on who's paying you.
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Earth's too hot, Earth's too cold...
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These numbers say too hot!
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Oh, really?
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Who's paying you, Professor?
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Big Earth?!
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We haven't seen
temperatures spike like this
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in a thousand years,
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since the Climatastrophe!
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Oh, please.
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This is shameless fearmongering.
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So it's a few degrees warmer.
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I rather enjoy warm weather.
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You're an orangutan from
the tropical jungles of Borneo!
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This is nothing but an attempt
to demonize the hard-working men
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and women of the pollution industry!
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You just earned yourself
a set of patio furniture.
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I'm going to the lobby to feed the kids
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and see if I can change their diapers
without getting mauled.
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Now? In the middle of
this critical debate?
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On behalf of the religious community...
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Actually, I'll go with you.
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Whatever happens is the Lord's will.
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God made us mortal
that we might leave this problem
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to future generations.
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But our children will inherit
a world that's uninhabitable!
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That's our children's problem.
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You tell 'em, Mother.
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Pay attention, kiddos,
as I teach you how we bears
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hunt for food in the wild.
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First, find a fish tank.
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This one will do.
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Then move silently, stealthily...
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Help me!
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Save Mama Bear!
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Oh, Lord.
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I got one!
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Lunch is ready.
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I've taught them well.
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Outrageous claims
require outrageous evidence.
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Yet Professor Farnsworth
has provided no evidence whatsoever.
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What do you call this, you orangu-dope?
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Numerical mumbo-jumbo.
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It's just a big bowl of number salad.
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Salad is for losers!
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Professor, maybe we could put the data
in a more visual form.
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What is this, nursery school?
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Why don't we just put out a dance video?
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Or a cartoon that tries
to make science "funny"?
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Aw, we don't have to stoop that low.
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I'll just turn it into a graph.
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Let me guess.
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You're going to use drop shadows
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and color the hot part red.
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Knock yourselves out.
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You've already failed miserably
in your attempt to shock us into--
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Holy hell!
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Look how high and red it gets!
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Why didn't you show us this before?
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I did show you before!
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It's the same data with lipstick on it.
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I owe you an apology, Professor.
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Even a fool can see the temperature
is rising to an unacceptable level,
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and Mama Banjo didn't raise any fools.
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Except my idiot brother, Mr. Fiddle,
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and even he could see that this graph
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predicts imminent catastrophe!
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I have seen the light!
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And it's red, fiery red.
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If only the good people
of the 21st century
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had had this information,
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they might not have suffered
so horribly in the Climatastrophe.
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We must act quickly now that we all agree.
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I disagree!
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Wernstrom!
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I mean, I agree we're
going to burn to a crisp.
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I just don't agree we should do anything.
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It's already far too late.
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No! For the sake of humanity,
we must maintain hope.
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But there is no hope.
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Well, in that case, let's get lootin'!
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Hand me a brick, would ya?
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I'll put your lights out, you hippie.
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Stop!
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Stop this madness!
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Aww!
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I'm willing to listen to a man
wearing polar bears as shoes.
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I beg you, don't make the same mistake
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we made in my time.
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There she is, Mother Earth.
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As a mother myself, I know how beautiful,
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yet vulnerable we are.
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This is our only home.
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I'm from Mars.
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Whatever. It's not about us.
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Nobody cares about people.
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Most of us hate each other.
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Hallelujah!
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But nobody hates baby animals.
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-Aww!
-So cute!
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So, let's work together to save Earth.
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Not for ourselves,
but for these adorable baby bears,
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Pigpig and Stupidface.
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I named them! Bear biologist.
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We've got to at least try.
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If people from my day
had had this information,
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they might have had a chance
to prevent the Climatastrophe.
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This idiot's stupid words have moved me.
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What do you propose, Fry?
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Well, in my time,
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whenever we had a problem
that seemed insurmountable,
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we'd pull together
and rally the entire world
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with a feel-good anthem.
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This sounds like a job for celebrities.
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We're currently available.
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Hey, hey!
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Billy Joel is not a fish.
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♪ People are dying ♪
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♪ But no one really cares ♪
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♪ We won't do it for our children ♪
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♪ So, let's do it for the bears ♪
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Come on, everybody!
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Yes, everybody, after my solo.
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♪ We're leaving our offspring ♪
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♪ A sad state of affai-ai-airs ♪
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♪ But we all hate our stupid families ♪
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♪ So, let's do it for the bears ♪
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Bears are people too!
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♪ Let's do it for the bears ♪
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♪ Let's do it for the bears ♪
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♪ Our cuddly friends ♪
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♪ Let's do it for the bears ♪
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♪ Yeah, everybody hates their children ♪
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♪ So, let's do it for the-- ♪
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Enough! Shut up already.
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This bopping chart-topper
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is doing nothing
to address the actual problem.
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He's right.
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It was impossible to hear me
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over the more talented singers.
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We're simply too dumb
as a species to change our habits.
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You certainly are.
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But since global warming results
from greenhouse gases trapping sunlight,
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maybe we can reduce
the sunlight part instead.
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How?
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I suggest a louder song.
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Please, no! Just let the Earth burn.
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Hmm.
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In the past, large volcanic eruptions
266
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,257
spewed clouds of ash
that reflected sunlight
267
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,385
and cooled Earth temporarily.
268
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,471
Perhaps we could create
a similar effect somehow.
269
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,765
Maybe by setting off a volcano.
270
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,642
Don't be ridiculous.
271
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,728
I mean, yes! That's actually a good idea.
272
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,945
There it is, Mount Vesuvius,
273
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the perfect volcano for our purposes.
274
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:28,368
It destroyed the city
of Pompeii 3,000 years ago,
275
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,620
so we know it packs a wallop.
276
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,163
We'll need to set up base camp
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a safe distance away, in Pompeii.
278
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,759
Thank you for hosting
our critical mission,
279
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Mayor McFormaggio.
280
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,597
These preserved relics are incredible.
281
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,183
Si, signore. Uh, Mount Vesuvius,
282
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:56,563
she exploded in 79 AD,
like a microwave calzone,
283
00:14:56,646 --> 00:15:00,025
smothering our people
in a rich ragu of ash.
284
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:05,196
We honor the fallen heroes
by leaving them in place for turisti,
285
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,906
who take-a selfies with-a the corpses.
286
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,827
Alright, let's go over the plan.
287
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:18,293
To maximize reflectivity
of the sun's rays,
288
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,503
we'll begin by impregnating
289
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,048
the lava with a sparkly substance.
290
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,799
Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
291
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:25,925
To whit...
292
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,886
...my patented Diamondillium.
293
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,472
Bah! My patented Diamondium...
294
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,308
...is 7.2% sparklier!
295
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:37,020
Please, gentlemen. We don't have time
for a crystal-measurin' contest.
296
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,897
We'll use Mardi Gras glitter.
297
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,775
It's cheaper, and comes in rainbow colors.
298
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,365
Professor Farnsworth,
299
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,076
as you embark on this desperate voyage,
300
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,661
humanity looks up briefly from its phones
301
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,914
to acknowledge your bravery.
302
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,625
May God rest your souls.
303
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,669
Oh, we do plan to come back.
304
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,962
If you say so.
305
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,965
Oh, Leela, I'm so sorry I can't join you,
306
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,843
but being a parent
changes your priorities.
307
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,637
I understand.
308
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,932
Maybe one day you can be
a mother to our children.
309
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,125
Morbo the Destroyer,
reporting live from Pompeii,
310
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,670
where the hopeless mission to
save Earth from global incineration
311
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,464
has begun under a pall of terror.
312
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,175
So far, so good.
313
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,724
Amy, do you have that lava sample?
314
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,142
Right here in this beaker.
315
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,939
It appears groovy, yet volatile.
316
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,025
We'll only have a few seconds to escape
317
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,943
once we trigger the eruption.
318
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,821
Dr. Banjo, deploy the bomb!
319
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,284
Good work, Dr. Banjo!
320
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,467
Commence glitter impregnation!
321
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:46,274
Quickly. Leela,
take us out the way we came in.
322
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:52,572
It's too sparkly!
323
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,407
I can't see the escape hole!
324
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,952
Is this the end of Bender
and whoever else is here?
325
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,097
So, uh, how's it going down there?
326
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:21,017
Sorry, what?
I can't hear you over the screaming.
327
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,602
We're trapped in the volcano.
328
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:23,937
We're gonna die!
329
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,438
No.
330
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,191
The world is moved by your plight.
331
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,526
But not Morbo!
332
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,362
If by any chance
Fry is watching...
333
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,155
I am! I'm watching.
334
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:37,242
I just want you to know how much I love--
335
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,747
She's gone.
336
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,959
And she never even got
to tell me what she loves.
337
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,346
Our heroes may be dead,
338
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,557
but their plan appears to be working.
339
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,475
Oh, they're definitely dead.
340
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:08,481
My friends, it's a-taken a-Pompeii
3,000 years to rebuild.
341
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:11,359
But today, the world looks-a to us.
342
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,236
Pompeii is a-back...
343
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,995
It's just me and you now, kids.
344
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,538
Daddy Leela's gone.
345
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,334
These jars really
should have lids on them.
346
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,072
I'm back, bambino!
347
00:19:58,865 --> 00:19:59,866
Fry?
348
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,535
Fry!
349
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,912
Are you okay?!
350
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,248
I'm fine, just deep in thought.
351
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,834
But you did it! You saved the world!
352
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,670
I did it for the bears.
353
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,838
Before the news broadcast cut out,
354
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,257
I was trying to tell you
how much I love them.
355
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,638
It's amazing what we can accomplish
356
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,349
when we put aside our differences.
357
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,476
Someday we might conquer disease!
358
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,020
Poverty! Even death itself!
359
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:32,774
Develop bananas of
unthinkable size and tastiness!
360
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,402
Ooh! We'll start with that one.
361
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,742
Quite a bit cooler today.
362
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,828
The volcanic ash is doin' its job.
363
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,371
Indeed it is.
364
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,290
Now we just have to set off
one volcano a week
365
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,292
until the end of time.
366
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:54,045
You know, it's too bad
people a thousand years ago
367
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,964
didn't have such clear-cut data,
368
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:59,092
or they could've saved themselves
from the Climatastrophe.
369
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:04,764
Those poor, innocent morons.
370
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,307
At least we beat the heat.
371
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,519
It's actually getting a bit nippy.
372
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,772
Blowing up volcanoes
is not an exact science.
373
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,442
We may have overshot the mark.
374
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:16,526
Hold on...
375
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,238
Good Lord!
376
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:23,575
I've been working with
the wrong data this whole time.
377
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:26,244
These temperatures aren't from 3025.
378
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,455
They're from 2025!
379
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,250
Let me get this straight.
380
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,754
This is the actual data from 2025?
381
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,256
That's right, the actual data.
382
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,507
But nobody saw it?
383
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,051
Oh, they saw it.
384
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,594
It was all over the internet.
385
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,554
It was in every newspaper.
386
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,764
Newspaper?
387
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,183
Uh, like TV, but flatter.
388
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,310
I'm not understanding you, Professor.
389
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:53,063
You're saying the people
of my time saw this
390
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,439
and did nothing?
391
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,649
That's precisely what I'm saying.
392
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,401
-This?
-That.
393
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,862
-No.
-Yes.
394
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:05,367
Ah, here's the graph for 3025.
395
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:09,037
Just a gentle slope up
until the volcano went off.
396
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,290
I guess the ice cube
would've sufficed after all.
397
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:15,085
Well, there's nothing wrong
with a little cold weather.
398
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,045
Maybe we'll have a white Xmas.
399
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,880
Look! Black snow!
400
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:30,934
Hmm, toxic ash mixed with acid snow.
401
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,769
Should we try to fix this, maybe?
402
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,271
And risk another Calculon song?
403
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,481
No, thank you.
404
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:39,609
Look, I can catch a snowflake
on my tongue!
405
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:42,987
Ooh! Spicy!
406
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:56,001
Hey, those are my babies!
407
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,461
Who does that bear think she is?
408
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,171
She's their mother, Fry.
409
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,382
Her maternal instincts led her here
410
00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,926
across thousands of miles of ocean.
411
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:08,555
But...
I gave up my career for them.
412
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:10,056
Can I have my career back?
413
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,808
Not with that gap on your resumé.
414
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,438
Aw, they look so happy.
415
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:19,482
The new New New York climate
is perfect for them.
416
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,319
Oh boy.
417
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:26,072
Woop-woop-woop! Woop-woop-woop...
418
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,491
Aww, she's teaching them how to hunt.
419
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:30,785
No.
420
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,412
I taught them that.30015
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