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♪ What is, what is, what is the future? ♪
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♪ Welcome to the world of tomorrow! ♪
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You people make me sick!
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Hi, Bender.
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All happy and cozy.
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How are you two so perfect for each other?
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-Aw, it's not so complicated.
-Yeah.
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-We're just so different.
-We're just so similar.
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What?!
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You think we're similar?
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Well, sure.
We're like two bats in a belfry.
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No, we're not.
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We have completely
different personalities,
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and they complement each other.
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-Opposites attract.
-Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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I'm takin' note of the exact moment
I lost interest.
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I'm lookin' for somethin' a lot
shallower in a relationship.
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Let's hit da club!
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The Hip Joint?
Oh-ho! I haven't been there in ages.
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Me neither.
We're so similar in that way.
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That place sucks burps.
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We're going someplace hotter.
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Down, please.
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You know the password?
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Uh, no.
Let's just leave.
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Sorry. You can't leave
unless you know the password.
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Haw-haw!
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Oh, it's unbearable!
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I didn't say stop.
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Ow!
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Phew.
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Good thing those spikes retracted
at the last second as far as I know.
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Ah, welcome, old friends!
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What are we drinking tonight?
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Oh no, it's the Robot Devil!
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Can I get a Flaming Navel?
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That'll be $10. Two straws?
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No, we have completely different tastes.
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I'll have, uh... the Flaming Navel.
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That's the same thing I got.
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It is?
Then, uh, no umbrella for me.
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That'll be 10 more dollars
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for the same total amount of liquor!
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Welcome to Hell.
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Alright!
Time to start hittin' on people.
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Hey, you there!
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-Who, me?
-Who, me?
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Yeah! You single?
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-I'm afraid not.
-I'm afraid not.
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Ugh... oh.
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Hey, isn't that Barbot?
The Bronze Bombshell?
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Oh, mama!
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I've always wanted to put the moves
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on a world-famous
whatever she does, if anything.
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Don't wait up!
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, uh, I'm here to hit on Miss Barbot.
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Miss Barbot is a professional celebrity.
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She doesn't see just anyone.
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Oh, she'll see me.
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I doubt it.
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Hey, baby.
Is it hot in Hell... or is it just you?
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Is somebody talking words?
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I, I thought I heard, like, a word noise.
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Many ladies say my noises
are loud, but deadly.
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It sounds like a squ-wirrel
or something.
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Someone throw it a hot wing.
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Man! It's like she can't even see me.
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I can't see you.
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My neck joint doesn't tilt down that far.
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Hey, wait a second.
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Am I... short?
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, wait.
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Short? Yes.
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I thought you said smart.
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I thought I was one of
the tallest guys in the world,
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and now it turns out I'm short?!
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Oh, lordy-loo.
If you want to be taller,
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why not just use your extendo-legs?
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Don't you think I've thought of that?!
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-Yes.
-Well, I didn't!
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But I can only do it for a few seconds
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before my stabilizers give out.
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Whoa, whoa!
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I'm pathetic.
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I'll understand
if you've lost all fear of me.
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Aw, nonsense, robot.
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You make up for your small size
with a big personality.
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-You sure do.
-That's right.
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-Really?
-No.
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You were actually correct for once.
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Statistically, short men earn 12% less
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and are 23% less respected.
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Cork it, stumpy!
I'm docking your pay.
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Husband! You forgot somethin'!
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My manwich!
Thank you, dear.
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You probably couldn't see it
up on that not-very-high shelf.
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Aw, see that, Bender?
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LaBarbara's way taller than Hermes,
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but it doesn't get in the way
of a happy marriage.
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That's my job.
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And look, Bender,
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-Leela and I are exactly the same height.
-Completely different heights.
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You think we're the same height?
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-I think whatever you think.
-I don't think you do.
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Who cares? We're talkin' about me,
and I hate being short!
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I have had it up to...
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...here!
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Well, schmuckily, there's
an easy way to deal with this.
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You just need to dress tall, like Scruffy.
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Vertical stripes. Mm-hmm.
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Dang! That's the tallest short guy
I've ever seen.
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-Ladies.
-Hello, handsome.
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Goodbye, Bender.
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Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop!
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Bubblegum, can I ask you somethin'?
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Sure, Bender.
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You know my good friend, Wembanyumyum?
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It's Wembanyama.
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-Wembanyoyo?
-Eh.
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Nice to meet you down there.
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What's on your mind?
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Well, I've recently
always wished I was tall.
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What's it like?
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Bender, the true measure of a man
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is not his physical stature.
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Not when you're short, it ain't.
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Being tall does have some downsides.
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I mean, sometimes women
are into you just for your height.
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Really?
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And people just assume
you're great at basketball.
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Even if you are!
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Life up here is legit rough,
my friend, but it's cool.
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-Damn cool.
-And not that rough.
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The point is, you need to be happy
with who you are.
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Which can be difficult for short guys.
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But, hey, keep trying.
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Thank you.
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I knew I could
count on basketball players.
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I understand now
that I need to love myself
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for who I am.
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Or...
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So what do ya say?
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You make me taller
in return for my... immortal soul?
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Come on, Bender.
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You've sold me your soul
six or seven times already!
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I'm swimming in soul IOUs over here!
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Oops, I forgot my IOUs.
Will you accept an IOIOU?
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Forget it.
I'm through torturing souls anyway.
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I've moved into a new,
much more evil business.
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Have you heard of... health insurance?
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Sure. It's a basic right of
everyone in our society,
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except humans.
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I simply have one of
my in-network physicians
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peddle you a prescription...
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...and voila!
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Robot growth pills to treat
your chronically normal height.
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Neat. And is there a catch,
O' King of Lies?
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Your copay is three cents,
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but I'll bill your insurance $27,000!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are these steroids?
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Don't be absurd.
Steroids can't affect gears and circuits.
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I feel stupid for askin'.
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These are D-roids, digital steroids.
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Don't take D-roids
if you're allergic to D-roids.
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Side effects include
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dry, rusty eyes, droid rage,
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antenna shrinkage, loose or watery bricks,
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athlete's ass...
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...various
deliciously ironic consequences,
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and frequent death.
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Ask your devil if D-roids
are right for you.
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Questions?
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Yeah. Are D-roids right for me?
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I don't know, Bender.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
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Oh yeah! Come on, baby!
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Eat that thing! Woo!
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That's what I thought.
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Go, Bender! Go, Bender! Go--
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Uh-oh.
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Which concludes our mandatory seminar
on robot harassment.
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It's too bad Bender wasn't here.
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He loves harassing people.
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Say, where is the robot?
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Up here, dummy!
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Ow!
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Hey, I've always wanted to
hit my head on a doorway,
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and now I can.
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Wow!
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I take back everything I ever muttered
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about you being a short jerk.
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I'm 40% taller!
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Bender, you nincombot!
Don't tell me you took D-roids!
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Okay, I won't.
Hey, everyone else!
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I took D-roids! Now come on!
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Let's have an office basketball game
for the first time ever.
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That's right. I'm slam dunkin'!
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Woo! I'm not fittin' in an airplane seat!
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Yeah! I'm givin' out awkward crotch hugs!
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I bet I can't even
stand up under that fan.
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Told ya!
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Hello, ladies.
Notice anything taller about me?
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Taller, sure, but nothin' else
about you changed.
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Wanna catch a movie later?
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Oh, so now you're interested,
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but yesterday you rejected me
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'cause I didn't meet your
"unrealistic physical standards"?!
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Well, listen up, missy!
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I'll pick you up at eight!
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President Calculon.
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We have evidence of a scandal
so scandalous
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that the mere sight of it
will blow the lid off everything!
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That's a hell of a big lid.
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Show me this shocking evidence.
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'Scuse me! Make a hole.
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Suck in that gut, and... okay.
I think these are our seats.
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Uh, maybe those.
Hang on, lemme check the tickets.
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Hang on, looking... Lemme see this...
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Oop, wrong movie.
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-The robots have to go!
-No, you shut up!
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Hang on. I looked but not carefully.
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Let me see that evidence again.
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Yo, take off the hat
after I punch it off.
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I mean, before I punch it off!
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This is discrimination, sir!
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What do you have against people of height?
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Barbot? Oh, my gosh!
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Uh, you wanna go out sometime?
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Hey, hey, she's already got a boyfriend,
and he's outta town.
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Ah, come on.
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Let's just settle this like gentlemen
and switch dates.
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You callin' me a gentleman?!
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Let me see that evidence
a third and final time.
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Do you recognize the
individual who initiated the altercation?
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Alta-whuh?
I think you've mistooken me
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for someone who knows vocabuloni.
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-The guy that started it.
-Ohhh...
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That's him!
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The one with the tall.
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Mwah!
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Barbot, over here!
Who's the new squeeze?
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I'm actually not sure.
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The name's Bender.
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How do you spell that?
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Uh... B? No, wait. D?
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No, E.
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"Hot plus tall equals sexy?"
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Well, you can't argue with the math.
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Ugh. Barf me with a spork.
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It's so shallow.
They'll never have what you two have.
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Which is what, exactly?
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We seem to have lost track
of how we function as a couple.
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Yeah. Are we the type
who complete each other's--
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Sentences? No.
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00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,533
We're two different people
256
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,577
-with different things to say.
-Different things to say.
257
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,579
You're both short and you're both idiots!
258
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,248
Barbot and I are the new "It" couple.
259
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,626
Here we come! Everybody look!
260
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,878
Nice to meet you, Miss Barbot.
261
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,589
What are you two love birds up to today?
262
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:03,385
Well, I had a big audition,
but it got canceled.
263
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,844
Oh, I'm sorry.
264
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,014
Because they already cast me
based on just look at me.
265
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:11,017
I'm starring in the new Godzebo movie!
266
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,102
-Wow!
-Well, congratulations!
267
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,186
-That's amazing!
-Mazel!
268
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,022
Godzebo? Don't you mean Godzillow?
269
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,024
They couldn't get the rights to Godzillow,
270
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,984
so the writers invented an all-new
271
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,738
and completely original monster
named Godzebo!
272
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,824
H-He's a lot like Godzillow.
273
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,702
And will you be joinin' us
for work today, Bender?
274
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,037
Hell no! I'm needed on the set.
275
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,331
-I don't think you are.
-See you next month!
276
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,375
Ow! Still got it.
277
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,089
Places, everyone! Places.
278
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,009
Quiet on the set so you
can hear me yelling!
279
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,261
And, where's our monster?!
280
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,804
Getting into costume.
281
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,060
Wow. Movie magic.
282
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,938
Hey Barbot, check it out. He's eating me!
283
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,857
No, Godzebo, don't eat me!
284
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,652
Ooh!
285
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,738
That's a whole lotta lizard.
286
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,740
What, what, what, what, what, what?
287
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,575
And... action!
288
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:22,630
Oh, isn't he just the most tallest-est?
289
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,057
-Hey, hotshot.
-Huh?
290
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,228
I don't remember this being
in the script I didn't read!
291
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,526
Cut! We'll have to shoot it again.
292
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,904
We can't. That was our last Tokyo.
293
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:49,449
Uh, then change the title to
"Godzebo Versus Mecha-Godzebo."
294
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,700
Next shot!
295
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,748
Okay, you're injured, you're gorgeous,
296
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,084
and a big, stupid iguana
loves you for no reason.
297
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,294
That's your motivation, nothing!
298
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,755
Just look up and act towards
the tennis ball!
299
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,215
Action!
300
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,684
Okay, that's it!
301
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,987
Hey, hey, there we go.
302
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,994
Coming soon, a love story
303
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:38,164
as big as Godzebo is large.
304
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,800
Whoa!
305
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,849
Didn't we used to have a roof?
306
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,269
Uh, friends,
you might wanna look at the TV.
307
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:05,400
-An ad for soup?
-Yes. I'm so hungry.
308
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,027
We interrupt this soup
309
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,611
to bring you a special report.
310
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,488
Brought to you by... soup!
311
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,491
Your kids deserve it,
after what they did.
312
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,202
A colossal mecha-monster is laying waste
313
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,829
to New New York City.
314
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,540
That's all. Now, back to soup.
315
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,337
Sweet Colossus of Calabah-sas!
316
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,964
Bender's droid-rage is out of control!
317
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,466
What are we gonna do?!
318
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,177
And also, isn't it pronounced Calabasas?
319
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:36,431
Alas, I'm afraid we're down
to our last two hopes.
320
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,099
Begin with the first of the two.
321
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,894
A doomsday device.
322
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:44,481
Just a small one.
We don't want too much doom.
323
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,608
No! You can't kill Bender!
324
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,193
That's right. We can't.
325
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,195
Because he's too damn big.
326
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,864
That's why we need a counter-monster.
327
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:57,327
We'll drop the doomsday device
in the depths of the Pacific
328
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,955
to awaken Godzooka
from his ancient slumber.
329
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,625
-You mean Godzebo?
-He means Godzillow.
330
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,502
I mean Godzooka!
331
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:09,881
The actual space dinosaur
those fictional characters are based on.
332
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:13,259
But unlike them, he defends our cities.
333
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,887
Doesn't Godzooka only defend Tokyo?
334
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,473
I think he'll go where the action is.
335
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,184
You mentioned two last hopes, Professor.
336
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,687
What's the other one
for when this one fails?
337
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,813
Ah, yes.
338
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,858
Uh, due to Bender's ungainly size
and droid-addled brain,
339
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,694
he's lost all coordination.
340
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,945
Fry, Leela,
341
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,240
you'll need to get inside him
and take manual control.
342
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,701
Is that even possible?
343
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,661
Probably not. Ta-ta!
344
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,502
Prepare to drop the device!
345
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,171
Uh... okay.
I feel pretty prepared.
346
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,756
Drop the device!
347
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,554
But don't drop it yet.
348
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,473
We need to put a little distance
between ourselves and--
349
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,860
What's up, guys?
Don't forget to like and subscribe to--
350
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:20,493
Take a picture. It'll last longer.
351
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,078
Here, you can use my camera.
352
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,831
Ugh! Ew!
353
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:36,092
I love you, Bdeedr!
354
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:40,096
Duh...
355
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,353
-Now!
-Wait, when? Ow!
356
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:54,069
Helps! Who will saves us
from this rams-paging robot?
357
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,662
Huh?
358
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,581
Ah! Ah!
359
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:19,052
Wow. Who woulda thought Bender's
head was completely empty?
360
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,303
I guess everyone.
361
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,348
It's Godzooka!
362
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,226
Oh, thank God!
He's here to save us from Bender.
363
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:29,813
We are Bender!
Quick, we need to take control.
364
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,231
It's a two-pilot setup.
365
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:36,277
You work his left side,
I'll work the right.
366
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,987
Each of us using our unique,
367
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,198
wildly different fighting styles.
368
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,126
Ow!
369
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,512
Fighting separately isn't working!
370
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,098
We need to act as one unified force!
371
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,100
But there's two separate controllers.
372
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,269
Why would they design it that way?
373
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:12,647
Because it looks cool. Del Toro out.
374
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:16,109
Somehow we have to be
two wildly distinct individuals
375
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:19,404
and one perfectly unified force
at the same time!
376
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,655
It's just stupid!
377
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,950
Well, everything's stupid
when you're in love.
378
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,455
-Ah!
-Ow!
379
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,256
We thank you, Godzooka-San,
380
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:42,427
for saving our humble megalopolis
from that iron jerkwad.
381
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,264
We'll see about that.
382
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,437
I'm rooting for you...
383
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,065
...left-side guy!
384
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,324
Hiya!
385
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:24,135
And, cut! That's a wrap, people!
We'll write it in editing!
386
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:31,184
Bender Rodríguez, for saving our city
387
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,603
from that off-brand reptilian menace,
388
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:37,065
I'm proud to present you
with this manhole cover
389
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,526
on a leftover Pride banner.
390
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,530
Wait... wasn't Bender the bad guy?
391
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:45,156
Oh, loosen up, Amy.
392
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:49,661
Thank you, Mayor Poopenmeyer.
393
00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:52,956
And to Godzooka, my noble adversary...
394
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,708
...who I easily beat up
395
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,042
with almost no effort,
396
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:58,169
let me simply say this:
397
00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,879
You're dead and I'm tall!
398
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:03,925
Aw, man! The D-roids wore off!
399
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,428
And yet the butt rash is permanent!
400
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:11,099
Bite my itchy metal ass!
401
00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:16,062
Sorry the tall thing
didn't work out, Bender.
402
00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:18,189
You ever consider getting fat instead?
403
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:21,776
Briefly, but then I realized
I have something better
404
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,111
than physical size.
405
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,989
Right on, shorty.
You've got confidence.
406
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,283
Confidence is for losers.
407
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:31,202
What I have is overconfidence.
408
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:34,039
Is that you, Bdeedr? Where are you?
409
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,249
Down here, baby. Deal with it.
410
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,877
Ooh! Mm!
411
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,546
Now come on.
Let's go back to my place.
412
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,965
I need you to change a light bulb.
413
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,925
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