All language subtitles for EPORNER.COM - [4viDCX1Urcr] Lucy Lotus And Jade Valentine (240)

Can't you two make yourselves a little
useful around here and clean some of

stuff up?

Anything for the man of the house.

Oh, you might like some coffee.

Thank you.

I love what I made my stepsisters wear
for me today.

Well, a man's got needs, starting with
these, obviously.

I'm so glad you took over Dad's roles in
the house. I know.

When Dad was alive, I mean, he did lots
of things, but I'm so happy Nate stepped

up to the plate.

You're the best man in the house ever.

Thank you.

I mean, I really miss Dad, but, like,
you really do a lot of things around

Thank you.

I think I'm the best one to have you two
agree.

The food was not that good.

You know, I've been working really hard
to provide for you two and put it on the

table. The least you can do is make sure
it tastes good, honestly.

Do you and your stepsister do not know
how to cook?

I'm just grateful you could provide for
us.

Thank you.

That was so fun though, like whenever we
would go and just race and bump into

each other. Such a good time.

Maybe never take us, but I'm curious.

Can we do something fun?

Um, like go -karting?

Fair? We should do skydiving.

Skydiving? Absolutely not. That would be
so fun.

Maybe we could go to the fair. Do like
funnel cake and...

All those deep -fried stuff they got.

So unhealthy.

But, Dad, well, that's up to you. I
know.

Typical. I know.

But I have to study this weekend.

I don't know about time.

Um, yeah.

Well, when are you available?

Hmm.

I don't know. Maybe we could squeeze on
something on Sunday?

Hmm. Sunday would be good.

I don't know about Sunday.

The weekends, I have plans on the
weekends already.

You're like a party pooper today. Yeah.

You haven't hung out with us in forever.

Please?

Well, I guess if I could reschedule some
stuff, I guess it is my job to make

sure you two stay entertained these
days, huh?

You're always at work.

Jade, I need you to help me do the
dishes.

I'm okay. I'm busy.

Babe, can we clean up? Can you help us?

Yeah, I mean, why don't you come up and
clean this up?

Come here.

You too.

Thanks for you.

keep up with your end of the course
around here okay with dad gone there's

definitely more responsibilities around
here so gotta keep that in mind okay

all right good well

You two come help me clean up and do the
dishes, okay?

Yes, sir.

All right.

We have so much to do today.

Yeah, seriously. I don't know how we're
going to get it all done.

I don't know. Maybe if Nate helped, but,
you know. Throw food.

He won't help with anything. Yeah.

How's it coming along, you two?

It's good.

It'd probably be faster if you helped
us, but... Oh, I got things to do, you

know that.

I have a lot of stuff on my plate now.

Yeah.

Yeah, like, you really need to change
the oil, too.

Don't forget to do that. Yeah, well...
And the air filter.

I'll get there.

You know, Dad used to do that stuff, and
now you have to stuff up.

I've been working on it. I'm making a
list of all the stuff I've got to do.

I snuck into his old office and looked
at his calendar, so I've got it all

marked down now.

I miss Dad.

Yeah, I miss how I did the dishes, too.
You two need to accept that he's gone

now and just appreciate that I'm here
and appreciate that I've given you all

these responsibilities.

You should be proud to have
responsibilities around here.

Don't you think? I guess so.

I guess he does pay the bill.

He's not the man of the house, at least
he could do.

Yeah.

He'll be right.

You keep doing the dishes.

Whatever you say.

I guess he will be right.

He does take care of us.

He also got my textbooks.

Thanks for getting my textbooks.

Exactly. You guys need to learn to start
appreciating things.

Not everything comes easy.

Me and him have always made sure that
you guys are taken care of

and fed with a silver spoon.

Now it's time for you guys to start
putting in your end of the work, you

We're grateful.

Yeah.

He's always watching the same old shows
Dad used to watch, too.

Really?

I feel like I've never seen him watching
shows. I feel like he's always playing

his video games or something.

True. Yeah.

I don't know how he even has time.

I know.

It seems like he always has something
going on.

But he never has to masturbate because
he has us.

Sure.

Well, you missed a spot on that one.

Did you clean that or did you clean
that?

It wasn't me.

I cleaned it.

You're bullying me today, Nate.

Yeah, give her a break. I can't catch a
break with you. If I'm going to ask you

to help me with something, you need to
do it right the first time.

I keep repeating myself with these
things.

Fine.

I'm harder on the dishes.

I know. I hate chores.

You should get us a dishwasher.

Those things don't even work.

They're like, we're the dishwashers.

I guess.

Whatever the man of the house wants.

I guess he does provide a lot.

What I want is for you guys to work
faster.

Have you seen the hot water?

The sink is like... clogged. Again?

Really? Yeah.

Can't be serious right now.

Do you think you can fix it?

Can you get the wrench?

Yeah.

Do you think it's the garbage disposal?

I don't know. It's a stupid thing.

Yeah, it's never worked right.

I don't know what the heck this thing's
up to.

Here, why don't you come give me a hand?

Hmm.

Look at that pipe. It's busted.

Really?

This is the same pipe that was busted
last time.

I found a wrench.

Thank you.

Get really tight this time so it doesn't
happen again.

Here, hold this.

Let me see.

No, it's the other one.

Do you think it could be like the
garbage disposal or something?

I don't know.

This only happens when you guys do the
dishes. You realize that?

It's your job. Whenever I do it,
everything ends up fine.

Can you go get me some socks?

You come down here.

Hold this for one second.

This is ridiculous, though. Every time I
ask one of you two to do me any favors

around this place, something goes wrong.

What do you even have to say about that?

I don't really have much to say.

Well, at least make yourself useful,
then.

I'm always here cleaning up all y 'all's
messes. I don't think it's that

ridiculous.

I don't know.

This pipe seems like it's all loosened
up.

Probably from being plowed from y 'all
two, not cleaning your dishes off. I

can't find the sockets or whatever.

Did you even look in the tool shed?

Yeah, I looked in Dad's shed.

Oh my God. We're out. Can't you just do
it without... No, I can't do it without

the socket. We need the socket that fits
for me to be able to screw the thing

back on.

Sure, let me look.

You don't even know what you're looking
at.

Here. Hold this.

Why is all this stuff even messy down
here? Do you guys just throw everything

back onto here when you're done with
this?

We need all this stuff.

Yeah, but it needs to be organized so
there's room for me to fix stuff

you guys mess it up.

Okay, Major.

At least when you mess things up, if
things are organized, they're easier to

because you find everything you need.

Okay, I think I got it.

Lucy, get up and, uh, pick this thing.
Make sure it works.

You come back down here and make things
look beautiful.

I just gave your

sister a whole speech about...

You guys need to keep up with the stuff
you need to do around here better.

Because you always do a half -assed job.

Both of you. I don't know if it's
because you're distracted by each

conversations or because you just don't
care.

But I'm not going to put up with it.

I shouldn't have to put up with
everything I do around here. Don't you

I guess you're right.

Take this. Put it on the counter.

It's just so stressful.

You guys are supposed to help me make
things a little less stressful around

here. You said you would.

You really didn't have to add to it.

What was that?

We're all stressed.

We're trying.

You guys,

all your stress is just stuff that you
should already eat.

honestly know how to do. My stress is
all the stuff I already had to do and

dad's stuff. So I'm dealing with two
people's stress and you're two people

dealing with one person's stress and you
can't even get it right.

I asked your sister the same thing. What
do you have to say about stuff like

that? You kind of have a point.

Yeah, I guess you do have a point. I
agree.

And don't leave any water spots on those
dishes either. Every time you dry them,

you don't even dry them all the way.

That's what I'm talking about with half
-assed jobs.

That's an example right there.

And you couldn't even wash the dishes
right the first time.

You left marks on them. I know.

I'm so proud of washing dishes.

I'm definitely the better one at washing
dishes.

Neither of us are good at washing
dishes.

This stuff is just getting way too
stressful.

And I don't know, if you guys can't keep
up with your chores, you're going to

have to start paying rent around here.

Paying rent?

You're crazy.

Crazy?

Get back to the dishes.

He's so mean.

I know, he's just in a mood.

Yeah, it's like, go play your video
game.

That's all he really needs to do.

Just needs a breather.

I mean, I do feel bad for him. It is a
lot for one person.

Yeah. Maybe we should go help him
relieve some stress.

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Hey, sisters, get over here.

I'm just, like, exhausted.

I'm doing all the work.

Being the man of the house is not easy.

I'm tired.

My feet hurt. My shoulders hurt.

Jay, can you get down there for me?

I'm sorry you're so tired. I mean, like,
I know you've been working a lot

lately. Yeah, and you know what? These
shoulders aren't going to massage

themselves.

And on top of all the work I've been
doing lately, trying to, you know, hold

both of y 'all's end of the bargain, you
know, I'm just trying to keep up with

everything, and I'm trying to go back to
school this next semester.

Have y 'all been studying?

Maybe I should be studying a little
more.

What do you mean?

I've just been lazy lately.

Lazy? You've been lazy around that
house, too? What do you even do?

It's a huge house to clean. I don't
know.

I've been sad ever since Dad died.

Yeah. Yeah, and haven't we all?

Well, I mean, how are you great?

He worked so hard all of his life.

Just so he could leave something behind
for y 'all.

I know.

He would have wanted us to enjoy it.

Seriously.

Well, you're not going to enjoy it for
long the way you're spending it if

not going to be able to get a job
because you're failing all of your

It's been hard for all of us. Give us a
break.

Seriously. Give us a break.

Life is really hard.

We're just girls.

Good girls do chores.

They make food that actually tastes good
and they get good grades.

All that life insurance is going to y
'all's semesters to pay for them.

You don't even care?

I should do better.

I should study more, but... That worked
really hard.

And you guys learned nothing from him.
You have no work ethic.

You have no appreciation for things.

We should get some credit.

For what?

Keeping the place kind of clean.

Everything you clean just ends up
messier. The dishes had food on them

The dishes you dry have water marks all
over them.

I mean, at least we're entertaining.

We're funny and entertaining and like,
that's what we got from him. And we

you beers.

While you're playing your video games.
Just like when we do it to Dad.

Dad likes cheap beer.

Well. I'm not bad, and I'm the man of
the house now, so why don't you two

talking about what I like a little bit?

Yeah, I mean... I have to tell you
everything. It's hard to forget about

Are we just... Rub that in for her. Make
yourself useful.

You need to get over your bad mood.

I know.

I'm not in a bad mood. I'm just
realistic.

You two live in an imagination life.
Sorry you're not as good as Dad.

Like, I don't know. I guess you're,
like, upset about that. I don't know.

I not as good as Dad?

We got our fun sides from Mom. Well, I'm
alive, okay? I'm still here.

I guess he has a point.

Let's just focus on the now, like Dad
would have wanted.

Yeah. Exactly. It's very mature of you.

I know. I need to get with the program.

Dad would want you to study harder.

I just like being a little immature and
fun.

No, we never said that.

I don't think it's very fun.

Being the man of the house now, I have
to put up with it.

You don't have to put up with that much.

You're always the cool sister, but it's
not really cool when you treat me

like my opinion doesn't matter as much
as his did. How do you think your future

wife's going to treat you, bro? We're
training you.

Yeah, right.

My future wife is going to do whatever I
say.

So you think.

You'll see.

Dad also used to rub an oil on us a lot
better, too.

I'm doing just fine.

And you know what?

You're trying to change the subject
right now, I can tell. I'm not stupid.

You didn't even...

Tell me anything about your grades.

Are you even passing any of your
classes?

No. None of them at all?

I'm kind of passing. None of them.

Yeah, I mean, I have like a 1 .5 GPA
right now. Jesus frickin' Christ.

Stand up.

Do the same thing as my sister.

Take a tip from her once in a while.

I've been keeping up good with the stuff
around the house, at least.

Yeah, you fixed the sink really quick.

Yeah, except for the ceiling.

Well, I can't fix the ceiling yet.

We need to get a new ladder.

The doctor said the reason Dad might
have crashed his truck is from that

fall. It gave him vision loss, remember?

That's the last thing I want happening
to me.

What would you guys do if I died, too?

Yeah, it could ruin the family.

Yeah, maybe.

Bad luck with ladders.

a new ladder and then I'll fix the roof.

Thank God.

Yeah, seriously.

What are you guys going to do? Every
time it rains, it leaks.

We're going to study.

Oh, now you're going to study to get it
out of the shorts.

Very convenient.

You know we need a lot of extra
tutoring.

It's really hard for us.

Maybe you can help us out since you're
the smartest one.

Well...

First, I have to make sure I get the
time for me to get into school next

semester.

Because if anyone here is going to pass,
it's me.

And one of us has to provide for us,
so... He means time to finish this video

game.

I know.

You like to thank me so much, but I have
to tell you to play the video game.

Whatever. Why don't you two be a little
more helpful for each other, too, and...

Rub that in a little bit.

You're such a big booty. It takes two
people, sis.

There you go.

He used the cheap oil.

I got the good stuff for you.

That's right. Thank you.

All right.

Anyway,

when it comes back to this housework we
got to do, someone's got to change the

light bulbs in the basement.

It's one of the only lights in the house
that you could reach.

If one of you want to do that, that'd be
great. Wow.

Yeah, leave us with a good home.

It's too expensive.

Oh.

I know. How are we supposed to keep
going on our shopping sprees?

If we're pouring the money into the
house. I know, seriously.

What do they expect of us? Like, not
being a pile? I don't know.

What about my, what about my closet?

Well, that's why you work hard and you
study so you pass some of your classes

you could get a job

I'm

cranky because I care you guys clearly
don't care

about anything including yourself And if
I was so bad

like you guys say I was, then, like, I
wouldn't take care of you the way I do.

How am I not as good as Dad?

If I wasn't as good as Dad, would I do
this?

Don't you think I deserve some credit
for all the hard work I do around here

the man of the house?

Yeah, it's true.

I take really good care of you, right?

Yeah, I mean, you do. Why can't you
appreciate anything?

I don't know, I guess I'm just
unappreciative.

Clearly.

She gets that from Mom.

Well, you started on her.

She gets her dick fucking killed from
Mom, too.

Yeah, well, I just, like, I just really
need some graciousness around here.

No one is, like, pulling a any end of
the bargain except me. Look how gracious

she's being.

Well, half the dishes are still in the
sink.

You guys were supposed to finish them
before you even came in here.

Will you ever stop writing us?

really stressed out, everything I do
around here just seems like one step

forward and two steps back.

I take a step forward, you guys need to
take a step back.

You feel better when the meditations are
done.

Yeah, whenever the roof and ceiling is
fixed, whenever you get around to that.

Well, if I'm gonna ride over to the
store to get a new ladder, could one of

at least, you know, put some gas in the
car or something?

You come open this up to your sister.

What's your plan?

You have to have a plan to get your
grades back up.

I mean, I was planning on, like, I don't
know, maybe, like, going to, like, a

trade school or something.

You think you're going to get into a
trade school?

Yeah, why not?

What skills do you have?

Maybe I could go do hair or something.

Isn't that, like, a trade? I don't know.

She'd be good at that.

Why do you think she'd be good at that?

That's really good.

Yeah.

I don't know. I've always been into that
stuff.

Into hair and makeup. Maybe I should go
into that.

I'll go into nails.

Perfect. See? We already have a plan.

I think that mark is a little
oversaturated.

Every girl that doesn't go to school
seems to be wanting to do hair and nails

each other these days.

What clients are you going to be able to
get besides yourselves without any sort

of Marketing strategy.

I don't know. I go out. I have friends.

Okay. Where do we go?

Yeah.

I'll go, like, hand out flyers.

Whatever. I want to go to science
anyway.

Science? Yeah.

Science for what?

Biology. I told you.

She wants to be a scientist.

Mm -hmm. A scientist.

Yeah. Maybe you should study the science
of washing the dishes the right way.

I'm sure there's some sort of equation.

No, she wants to, like, I don't know,
look at, like, belts with, like, a

microscope or something. Right? So
what's your marketing

strategy to get clients?

Um, I'm really going to make business
cards and just hand them out at

and stuff.

Yeah, and use social media.

Yeah.

The only thing you guys know how to do
about social media is...

TikToks and hashtags.

That's what's at now, bro.

Yeah, that's like the whole, like, new
age.

It's all social media. That's how you
market yourself.

We can just post booty pics.

We'll go viral.

Enough of those already, don't mind.

That would make Dad real proud, huh?

I think so.

We have to do something.

I think Dad would be proud of us.

Maybe of me.

For taking care of you two.

We're taking care of you.

You're right.

I don't need two girls that can't even
take care of themselves to take care of

me.

Alright,

you two stand up.

Get these things off of you.

Step on out of it.

Right there.

Sit right there and think about what
you're gonna do to start getting better

grades.

I hope y 'all are coming up with a plan
over there.

I'm going to get a sugar daddy.

Yeah, I'm going to get a PhD.

You cannot be serious right now.

A sugar daddy is a great goal, huh? And
a PhD, you need to get better grades

than...

What you're getting because yours are
better than your sister is not saying

At

least we have a plan

what's yours Well, I need to put all my
time into taking care of you two and I

told you I'm trying to go back to school
But I'm not getting enough help from

you two to even have the time to do that
Move over

trying to figure out a way to get my
schedule all aligned while taking care

both of you at the same time.

Yeah, it is a lot.

I mean, there's two of us.

Why don't you get on top of here?

We're going to have this conversation
face to face.

I'm really doing my best, and I'm trying
to come up with a plan for all three of

us, but I need you two to contribute in
what your plans are. I can't just make

all our decisions.

I know, but life is just really hard for
us.

Yeah, our family got messed up. Sorry
you have it so easy.

Oh, yeah.

You're lucky you have both of us.

Just admit it.

You guys sometimes you aren't so bad,
but like it

does not make up for the rest of the
time when you guys just Really don't put

any effort around here

Get back inside of her. Get back inside
of her.

And while you do that, start
brainstorming about other ways that you

into college besides just getting a
sugar daddy or relying on a PhD about

you know nothing about.

That's what mom and dad did.

You don't even know where mom went. She
ran off.

And you already know what happened to
dad.

I think you know where mom went.

We're really spoiling you for your
future wife.

They'll definitely be able to wash the
dishes and do things without me asking a

hundred times.

Well, yeah, I mean, you can probably get
someone else to wash the dishes.

Well,

I think you two really need to come up
with some goals in life and work toward

them and have something to strive for.

You've been awful quiet.

That's because I'm the good one.

I'm the bad one, definitely.

Yeah. Dad always said I'm the good one.
And the smart one.

Yeah, well, that's not saying much with
this one here.

Okay, true.

Rebellious.

Give me some credit, bro.

At least I make it to my classes.

Some people.

Like who?

I know.

And I help you with all of the
renovations.

Anytime you ask.

You have been holding the ladder to
ensure I don't fall off like that.

I'm trying to get better with a hammer.

I'm trying to understand.

That's better than voices.

Well,

we obviously have a lot of work to do
still around here.

I think at least once a week we should
catch up and, you know, do this and

discuss the, you know, all the things
and make a list and maybe we could, you

know, distribute them evenly.

Yeah, like a little family meeting.

You know, like we could talk about our
phones.

Exactly. We can maybe start getting a
nice copacetic system around here. Yeah.

I think that would be it.

It's out of shape.

Yeah, and I mean, I'm thinking about
picking up some extra classes, too.

Yeah? So, if you really give me a break,
I'm trying to fart.

Extra classes?

I'll give you a break.

You're probably saying you're going to
take extra classes.

just so you could be out of the house
more. You don't have to help. You're

probably not even going to go.

I don't keep going to her classes. I
always make it.

I don't know. That's not what your
professors were saying to Dad before he

They were saying that you don't need to
show up most of the time.

And you, you show up and even when you
do show up, you don't pay attention and

you don't... do any of the work.

It's like you only show up for the boys.

Of course.

How else am I supposed to get a
boyfriend? Or a sugar dad?

Yeah.

You're gonna make a great sugar baby.

I think so.

I think it's my calling.

I don't know. I don't think you two have
a calling.

I think their calling is to help me
around here and, you know, learn

how to have some responsibilities first.
Then you can start talking about having

a calling.

Oh, he never wants us to leave.

I know.

Whatever.

He loves having us around. Yeah, he's
like, please don't go to college.

Maybe.

Well, I mean.

You guys have been talking about college
for all this time and acting like you

care about it, but nothing has showed
that so far anytime you guys have even

taken off to go to classes.

How about you do something? You sit on
her face.

Make yourself useful around here.

We did take Dad for granted.

Yeah, you did.

You'd be ashamed of you.

future, care about your family.

Come on, like.

Hey, dear.

Don't worry, bro. Even when I go out to
college, I won't forget you.

I'm trying.

I mean, I got a scholarship, too.

Scholarship for what?

I got a scholarship for playing soccer.

Yeah, well, are you going to be a
professional soccer player?

No.

Yeah,

I wonder how you got that

He would be so proud.

Especially of you.

Thank you.

I like it when you say nice things like
that.

Can you tell me one more time?

Yeah, we're doing great so far.

Especially you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Are you two going to get back to
finishing the dishes or what?

Yeah. Get there.

All right. Well, get to it.