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Eva, sweetie, I'm happy that our big sons are taking care of Lara.

And the idea is really great, isn't it?

Yes, that it worked out so well. And since she's been at the newspaper, she

has the job in her head.

For nothing else.

Time.

And she's such a pretty girl.

Well, who does she think she has that from?

I don't know.

Tell me, what's his name again?

Sascha is his name.

He just said so.

They still know each other from work.

Well, the girls asked him and he immediately said so, after he was

promised that he could spend a weekend at our place.

And he has nothing of it.

Not at all.

Nicht im geringsten.

Genauso wenig wie unser Mädchen.

Ich freue mich.

Und ich mich erst.

Und jetzt könnten wir ja ein bisschen

Zweisamkeit genießen.

Oh,

is that good?

Oh, shut up.

What did you say?

He has a surprise for us.

What kind of surprise?

What kind of surprise?

What kind of surprise do you have? Tell me.

Sascha? How Sascha?

What now?

Surprise.

That will be discussed soon, right?

Yes, it will be discussed.

Hey, man.

Your wife wants something good.

You know?

Hey, if I'm already here, throw the clothes away and... I'm still with you.

If you think so.

Go on here, come on.

Put me right next to it, huh?

Nice.

Oh, what a mark, ey.

Come on, come on, come on.

I've heard that women in middle age... I'm sorry... No, there's nothing to

apologize for.

...become a little cooler, but... I can confirm that. Huh?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, that's what I thought.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes, mother.

I think you are fucked now, my love.

How does the Möwensaft taste?

Oh yeah,

completely in.

What's up, little one?

I don't know either.

Now you don't even know.

Come on, he's licking his ass.

Come on, one more time, right?

Come on, one more time.

I don't feel like it anymore.

Look, it really looks like that.

That's wonderful.

Oh, baby.

Come on.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Hey, she's biting! Hello!

What are we waiting for?

What do we need with the two heads?

Not what I think.

Come here. Come here.

Bitch.

Let's go.

I'll take my bandage.

It doesn't matter.

It's so common.

Come on,

I'll suck your hair.

A little stick.

I don't believe it.

How did I get in here?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's good.

Should we turn around?

Don't.

And we're going for a walk.

No way.

You want to work? Brian?

He's sitting in the living room.

He's not hungry.

He's on a diet.

Ah, yes, yes.

He also needs food.

My dear.

Let the tape listen.

Berdi has an announcement to make. And that is, we get over the weekend

And I, we would like... Yes, that you receive with open arms.

Open arms.

Yes, you know what I mean.

And Laura, you're wearing something pretty tonight. And we'll meet here

for dinner.

Of course, Mama.

You'll be surprised.

Tschüss, Schwägerin. Tschau. Tschüss, Tschau.

Just imagine.

And they said I'm totally in love with you.

But if you weren't my best friend, I'd be really jealous now.

And I'll tell you something else.

After this weekend, she'll never let me go again.

Yeah, sure. Because she's so stupid.

Every woman in town knows what you're up to.

Yeah, apparently not.

Who knows? Maybe he can change me. With a woman with so many advantages.

Of course.

Come on, the next ass is coming. You'll be gone again soon.

Yeah, I can do that.

Nah, seriously.

Hey, she's a great party and...

She's on me. I could bet a lot on that.

Oh, that's what she's on you for? Exactly.

I bet with you that I'm such a great guy that she'll never let me go again after

the weekend.

I bet money.

Cool. Maybe you'll make money.

Thanks. Yeah.

If you see it that way.

Well, whatever. I have to go.

Go and collect some money.

Good luck.

You really missed something.

I think my sister really smells the bread.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh well, the main thing is that we have bread.

I want this one.

That one?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yes, touch the balls, yes.

Oh,

God.

Thank you.

That's a great idea for a column.

Yes, no problem.

I want to go higher.

I can work there on the weekend.

Yes.

Oh, it's so late.

He'll be here soon. I have to get dressed and prepare everything.

So, I'm done.

I have exactly one weekend to make myself so uncomfortable that he flees

aching hair.

Don't worry.

I have so many ideas.

Yes. And on Monday evening you have the article on the desk.

How am I going to get rid of him on one weekend?

Yes, you can read enough about how to fish for men.

But how to get rid of them again?

Yes. All right.

I'll call in in the meantime, sweetie.

Yes. See you.

Bye.

He would hate me.

Welcome, young man.

Mr. von Reckenstein, greetings.

Hello. Hello,

Sascha. Nice to have you here.

Nice to meet you. Yes, it's nice to see you too.

I brought you flowers.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh,

I'm sorry, it's embarrassing.

I got a bit allergic to him.

But don't do that.

I'm sorry, I'll think about it next time.

Great,

come on, let's go for a walk in the garden.

Tell

me, honey,

what kind of show was that? In any case, a very peculiar one.

Ich könnte dir auch nicht sagen, was im Lager auf einmal gefahren ist.

Dabei würde er so gut zu ihr passen. Er scheint richtig nett zu sein.

Ach, sie ist zu Karriere orientiert im Moment.

Oder sie hat noch einen Ex.

Nein, das glaube ich nicht. Er hat ihr ganz schön weh getan.

Das ist gegessen.

Meinst du, sie will ihn vergraulen? Macht fast den Eindruck.

Also ich denke... Ich frage mich nur eins.

Und was?

Wie viel Zeit wir noch bis zum Elfen haben.

Genug.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Ugh.

oh oh oh

Oh. Oh.

So kindly.

Oh, baby.

Oh, it's just... Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

It doesn't matter.

Oh, sorry.

Yes, of course.

No, I think it's a great beer.

Oh,

there it was.

So great.

Then let's cut it today.

Stop!

No idea.

Not so much.

I'm sure you'll drink it. Yes, thank you. Yes, I'm sure of that too.

Anyone else without a ticket?

What's being drunk here?

I lift my glass and open it with

this hearty evening and wish you a good appetite.

Yeah, but I'm not done yet. Hello!

Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah!

Try it!

Thank you!

You have to excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the bathroom.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm going to take a stone from you, Clara.

I don't know.

Is that always the case?

No, actually not.

Come on, Laura, give me the beer. No, I want my beer. I want my beer.

I want my beer.

I want my beer. I want my beer. I want my beer.

I said it was too loose. You were always too loose.

Bye.

Oh.

Mm hmm.

Oh my God.

No.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Well, not really.

I remember her in a different way.

No, not like that.

I don't know.

She's cute and all, but somehow weird.

No, I don't want to break up.

Dude, forget it.

I won't throw my money in the trash.

No, and the weekend isn't over yet, okay?

Okay, see you.

Ich bin's Lara.

Ja, den ersten Tag habe ich geschafft.

Lange hält er nicht mehr durch. Bald habe ich den weggeekelt.

Ja, ich habe noch ein paar echte Knüller im Gepäck. Der wird sich noch

umschauen.

Wie er ist?

Kultiviert, charmant, gut aussehend.

Wie?

Schwärmen. Wer schwärmt denn hier?

Ich schwärme nicht. Das einzige, was zählt, ist meine Kolumna. Das weißt du.

Nein, ich werde mit Sicherheit nicht schwach.

What does it mean, we're still talking?

Anni, I have to go, he's coming.

Good morning. Good morning, sir.

How was the night?

He probably just wanted to ask if you had a good night's sleep, didn't he,

Natürlich. Ja, schon.

Nur sollte ich Ihre Tochter mal zum Arzt gehen.

Sie schnarcht wie ein ganzes Bundeswehrregiment.

Oh!

Nun, ich meine, das kann eine erfolgreiche Partnerschaft auch

verhindern.

Na ja, apropos Partnerschaft. Was ist eigentlich mit unseren Tutel -Täubchen

Maya und Daniel?

Ich kann nur so viel sagen.

Maya! Schlaß auf jeden Fall nicht.

Oh.

What?

Did she say marry?

And then we'll go for a little walk in the park and we'll talk about everything

we need.

Pooh, what?

Everything we need.

Say it.

Am I speaking unclearly?

See you soon, Pooh.

So, now tell me what's going on here.

It's called research.

Research? You can't be serious about that, that was clear to me.

But that you completely abuse the poor guy, I really wouldn't have thought that

of you.

What is it about?

I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of a guy as soon as possible.

And why?

How why?

Because my editorial team wants to have such a topic.

Ach, und ganz zufällig kannst du dich an der Männerwelt rächen.

Richtig? Ich weiß nicht, was du meinst.

Lara, Schatz, Sascha kann nichts dafür, dass Marc dich nicht fair behandelt hat.

Du kannst nicht alle für die Fehler eines Einzelnen bestrafen.

Es wird Zeit, dass du dein Herz wieder öffnest.

Ja, und wer sagt mir, dass es nicht wieder passiert? Das kann keiner. Aber

kannst nicht ewig so weitermachen.

Gestern hätte ich die Sache auch noch nicht so gesehen.

Aber heute Nacht ist bei Sascha wirklich was passiert.

I think he really likes you.

Yes, Oman Sandra, and I believe him too.

But I didn't want that.

Oh, come here.

It's okay.

So she was very disappointed, huh?

Yes, it was two years ago. His name was Mark. Then he didn't touch her anymore.

She was actually only at work.

That's why we know each other, but we're just refugees.

And now she's acting so weird. I don't know what to think about it.

I think she just needs someone who really likes her and who is honest with

She already has someone.

I just don't know if she likes him either.

Like I know my sister.

But I don't have time anymore. I'm going shopping with my darling.

We'll see each other then.

You're kidding me!

Oh wow!

Lara!

That's exactly how I remember you!

Did you fall asleep?

Where did the strange woman go?

She's gone.

No more toys, if not anything.

No way!

He has to play when he can have a wife like you.

Well said.

By the way, I was very impressed that you didn't touch me yesterday.

I really won't be so good, will I?

Only if you promise not to snore so much anymore.

I promise.

Oh. Meow.

Oh.

Meow.

No.

oh oh

oh

Whoa.

Oh.

So.

I don't know.

Okay.

Okay.

Lara Hansen is the best party on the earth.

Oh, these girls.

Of course, Grandma.