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Really? Well, hey, agree to disagree.

First world problem.

I know.

Yeah, man. What have you been up to?

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How was your day, hon?

It was good.

It was good.

That's great.

It was a nice day.

Well, we're probably going to watch the game tonight and drink a few brewskis,

though. You cool with that?

Yeah, I'm fine with that. Well, that was fun. All right. Yeah, you're welcome to

join us, hon.

Well, in that case, I should probably grab us some drinks.

I'm going to run to the store. Why don't you guys get acquainted while I'm gone?

Yeah, that's cool.

All right. See you later.

Hi.

Hi.

Yeah, damn. I haven't seen him in so long. I totally forgot he had a

Really? Yeah. Seriously.

You're gorgeous.

Yeah. We just started dating, but he never brought you up, so I was really

surprised to see you.

Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. I mean, it's, yeah, I mean, that's your guy, you know,

totally, you know, I'm giving y 'all respect.

Yeah, he's a cool guy.

How are you liking Miami?

I'm loving Miami right now. It's been fun. It's been a lot of beach, you know,

it's summertime, so hanging out at the beach and going out and getting, you

know, getting, getting, having fun with the families.

Yeah? Yeah.

Having fun, though, right?

Yeah.

I mean,

trust me, I think you are fucking sexy as shit. I don't know if we should do

this, though.

He's gone.

Don't worry.

I know. As soon as he walks out the house, I'm like... He'll be gone for a

while. He won't mind.

He won't mind? He won't mind at all. This is the definition of minding.

You've got to get the full Miami experience.

Yeah, fuck it.

He's not going to be back.

Oh, he's going to be gone for quite a while.

I do.

Mm -hmm.

That's fucking sexy.

Wait, what the hell's going on here?

Nothing, nothing. Are you serious?

No, just, um, you know.

Dude, you're like fucking family. What the hell? Yeah, I'm so sorry. I, uh, it

wasn't planned or anything like that, you know.

I can't believe what I'm fucking seeing.

I mean, I'm more angry at you. I can tell, I can forgive him for coming to

charms, but... It's not what it looked like, okay?

What's it look like? I'm just giving him the full Miami experience, okay?

Like, that's how we met.

I mean, I know you said you wanted to fucking, you know, mess around with some

guys, but I didn't think you'd be hitting this close to home. Like, you

have asked me or something.

Like, this is not cool.

Well, we didn't think you were going to come back, so you weren't going to even

know. Yeah, so it's my fault to come back early, right?

Yeah.

I'm so sorry, dude.

Did not plan this and we didn't know how long you're gonna be gone and I was

thinking in my head like you know You're fine. I mean any guy would have fallen

for that.

So now what? How are we gonna get past this?

I don't know.

You were supposed to be at the store.

Well, I mean you said you wanted to do this and maybe it's better that it's

someone I already know so it's not so weird. I mean I'd rather you

with someone close and some random guy on the street, so fuck it, whatever.

So you used up your card with him. I mean, you can't keep messing around more

than this, okay?

Or at least if you are, tell me about it. I won't. I'll give you a freebie

time.

Fine. So we're good?

I suppose so.

Yeah, we're good.

Yeah, we're good.

Well then, continue, I guess. I mean, you already got your dick out.

Now it's just awkward.

Let's have a happy ending, you know?

Yeah.

Only way out of school.

They never did anything nice.

I definitely owe you one after this.

She can have a lot of fun.

She can have a lot of fun with that ass.

I'm so ready.

Yeah,

it's not better than mine.

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