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Oh my god, you are so bad.
Aren't you worried that he won't delete the text?
Well, I guess we'll find out if I'm not here next year.
Okay, Bunny, what was this year's scheme?
It wasn't a scheme, really.
I'm a therapist. I was just doing my job.
He had been coming to see me for a few months, and he was really a handful.
So many issues.
It didn't even occur to me about the milk pact, even though he was very young
and very cute.
And then one day, he started talking to me about his mommy issues.
Do you think all of these issues started when you walked in on your mother
having sex with a mailman?
Well, I'm not sure. I feel like any woman my age is just not that nurturing.
And was your mother nurturing?
Well, she was, until that mailman thing happened.
And then she was just really mean to me after that.
And why do you think she was mean to you, Jay?
Well, I told my dad about it, and he was through the roof.
And then we just didn't really get mail for a while after that.
Wow.
And now I'm just anxious around women, and there's just... just... just
sexual dysfunction.
And what do you think the solution to these issues is, Jay?
I'm not sure. You're the therapist.
And that's when I remembered the MILF pact.
Okay.
Since I am your therapist, and I happen to be a very nurturing older woman, I
have a rather unconventional idea.
Okay. How unconventional?
Perhaps I could act as a sort of surrogate to help you gain a little
and help with your dysfunction.
Okay. Wow. You'd do that for me?
It would be unethical of me not to do that for you, Jay.
Wow.
Aren't you married?
A little bit.
I mean, yes.
But my husband's very supportive of my career, and he happens to be out of town
until Monday.
Wow.
That's incredible.
Thank you so much.
I imagine.
They're there now, Jay.
They're there.
You can let go of me now, Jay.
My mom hasn't hugged me since I was 12.
It's okay, Jay. You don't have to be nervous.
I'm kind of excited, but... Good.
I've never had this kind of therapy before.
I think it's really going to help you.
You think so?
Yeah. I have a little confidence in you today.
Renurturing.
get in there
I'm going to be home from Monday like I said.
Is that helping you, Jake?
Yeah. Yeah.
You like that, huh?
I do.
Is it helping with the hood?
I can feel how much you like it.
Confidence in you already?
It's really helping. Yeah.
I think my dick's starting to beat up. Is it getting nice and hard for me?
Yeah.
Let's see that coffee.
Conventional methods working.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. You look like you haven't had any issues at all. Look at how
hard you are.
Oh, my God. Thank you so much for that.
I'll stick that out.
used to this.
dysfunction.
Is that what you mean?
I'll see you out with that big fucking cock. Uh -huh.
Yes.
Just like that.
Yes.
I'll post it with that card.
tell you come give me a nice big fucking load all over my ass just like that
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