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Are we toasting to you and Daddy killing Leslie's membership?

And to Gabe Froman and the rest of the country club board

-for seeing reason. -Hmm.

Oh, I wish I could see Leslie's face when she finds out

that that country club membership she flaunted

has disappeared just as fast as she bought it.

Yeah, your daddy may be retired,

but he is always happy to whip out his negotiating skills

-to help our family. -Mm. And I am thankful

for you and Daddy, because I couldn't bear

staring at Leslie's face over the foam of my latte

-every morning. -Mm.

I hope we can do the same with the homeowners association.

She's still our new neighbor.

The only thing worse than her moving in right away

is the nightmare of you having to live with a complete rebuild

across the street.

Well, Vernon's in the study right now

trying to work another miracle.

He's on a Zoom with Bill.

What can he do?

If the permits are delayed long enough,

maybe Leslie will get bored

with acting as if life is an endless episode

of Keeping Up with the Duprees.

To knocking down that scheme

and praying that Leslie hasn't already thought of another idea

to screw with us.

Wakey, wakey, Teddy Bear.

Mmm.

Uh,

uh...

♪ ♪

Two specials, loves.

-Thanks, June. -June, we didn't order these.

I know, but the last order got lost in the shuffle,

and you've been waiting too long.

These are on the house.

Well, I'm sure there's somebody else that's waiting on these.

I already put their orders in again.

NAOMI: [chuckles] Wait,

we could figure out who ordered these

and deliver it to them.

Well, unless they like cold burgers,

I don't think they'll want it.

Don't tell me.

Pisces, right?

[chuckles] How'd you know?

You're just giving Pisces.

You're also giving chocolate milkshake and a supreme burger.

Am I right?

She's gonna get the hang of it.

I hope so.

We haven't tabled the conversation

about what almost happened with Nathan.

Sex is a big deal,

and you're not ready for that.

Like I said, I realized that.

I do think it's important that you know

you have more than two adults in your life

to talk about Nathan,

about almosts.

Especially before those almosts turn into reality.

Like Grandma,

like Kat, and your mother,

if you choose to.

Thanks.

I think that it would be really good for me

to talk to her about girl things.

I have so many questions about June.

I...

I really want to know her.

This is why you've been acting so weird lately?

You're letting her back in?

We gave her a face-to-face, Samantha.

That's it. That's done.

We need to stay as far away from our mom as possible.

Tyrell, you don't get to decide what I do with June.

Hey, let's take the temperature down.

Hear your sister out.

-This isn't like you. -'Cause this feels like

the Upside Down.

I remember sitting in that ice-cold apartment

when June forgot to pay the electric bill.

And how it felt like starving when she ghosted us for days.

And definitely how it felt when we knew she was gone for good.

I'm not asking her to be my mother again.

I'm asking her to be in my life.

How?

By... smoke signals?

You don't even know where she's living.

And for all we know, she could be back on drugs.

Why would you say that? You don't know--

At least take the time to find out.

And not talking to me about this?

That's messed-up.

Tyrell, me seeing June isn't about you.

Now I'm supposed to hide every time she comes here?

That's not what I meant. It's just...

You don't run things.

I don't want her here.

Dad and Pop don't want her here.

Majority rules means that she does not come back

-to this house. -SMITTY: Okay.

We don't talk to each other that way.

Right.

I am not here for it.

This isn't something we can fix for them.

It's their mother.

This isn't the burger.

I realized you were actually giving omelet.

Well...

she does have swagger.

I can't tell if the customer agrees.

[phone buzzing]

It's the station.

I'll be here,

pretending like this food doesn't taste

like it's fresh out the fridge.

[chuckles] Right.

Oh! Eric.

Thank you again for giving June a chance.

We've always appreciated the Duprees' business.

And June being a personal project of yours

is one of the reasons we brought her on.

But can we talk about how the project's progressing?

We are creatures of habit.

How so?

We fall back into the same patterns.

Even when they blow up in our faces.

Daddy's on the phone with Bill.

After everything that happened with Martin's situation,

how is he still our fixer?

Well, I suppose your daddy and I were hoping

we wouldn't be in any further need of Bill's assistance.

But the hits just keep on coming.

Meanwhile, Bill is somehow still running the show.

Sweetheart, where's this train going?

I can't stop thinking about what we did to Ted.

We followed Bill's twisted lead,

placing bets on my divorce like it was some kind of a game.

Your soon-to-be ex-husband had that reckoning coming.

Especially after that grand gesture

to lure Leslie away from buying the Jarvis home

turned into a pathetic last gasp.

I still can't help wondering if we just...

went a little too far.

-[Leslie chuckles] -TED: Dana.

-Uh... -Try "Dana, you were amazing."

"Dana, ooh, your body's as banging as I remember."

-"Dana..." -Dana, stop.

"...I have been wanting this night for years."

-[chuckles] -Dana, stop. Please, this...

Go ahead. Tell me, Romeo. I'm listening.

Okay, look, look, look, look, look. If you're--

if you're looking for some type of declaration,

-just know that-- -You know what? We,

we deserve something way more fitting of this moment.

Dana, please just...

Yeah, you know what we deserve, honey?

We deserve, I'm thinking,

something that is so good--

we deserve a round two.

TED: Mm.

LESLIE: Mmm.

[knocking]

Uh...

Ted, are you in there?

I need to talk.

For which transgression were you too hard on Ted?

The lying?

The cheating?

The secret love child?

Or the ex-mistress with a penchant for attempted murder?

If I had to choose one...

...it would be when Leslie returned to town

and Ted's solution was to keep lying to me.

He even tried to pay her off.

That money gave her more power.

Unfortunately, yes.

How could Ted do this to me?

He left me vulnerable to a woman that he knew was vindictive.

And then the ultimate horror--

all of the rumors and-and whispers

that I've had to endure since that night.

He turned me into Poor Nicole in the eyes of Fairmont Crest.

I have never been that.

No, you have not.

But, sweetheart, this is all water under the bridge.

So why are you revisiting it?

Because...

...Ted was gutted when he was served those divorce papers.

And, honestly...

...if Leslie wasn't still lurking,

I...

probably would have given us another chance.

But letting him into my life

means opening the door to her, too.

Well, self-preservation has never been a fault.

And what goes on in that man's mind and heart

is no longer any of your concern.

Isn't it?

We promised each other forever.

And the one thing I know for sure--

Ted still loves me.

When he says he hasn't seen or slept with Leslie

since she left town all of those years ago, I believe him.

So what are you saying?

When I hold the weight of a few painful weeks

against the weight of a lifetime together...

...maybe I owe us one final, honest chance before letting go.

[knocking]

Okay.

At least give a girl some warning

if you want to play rough. Shoot.

Or at least one of those safe words, like "peaches."

Okay, look, look, look, we-we don't want Eva to know

what just happened.

Wait, we don't want Eva to know

her mother and father, who made her, made love?

I mean, that-that isn't something to keep a secret.

It should be on a billboard.

Okay, can-can we-- can we please just--

can we just be real for a minute?

What's more real than Eva knowing

that her mother and her father

got back together?

Hmm? I mean, that's what every kid wants, right?

Okay, look, Dana,

we are not getting back together, okay?

That will never happen.

I mean, I'm sorry. Gee.

Ooh. Well, somebody's still naked, from what I can see.

And, uh, I also heard you calling my name.

Say my name. Say my name.

Oh, over and over.

And, ooh, honey... [chuckles]

you kept saying, "I like it. Ooh. I like it."

So...

please explain that to me.

Okay, look, look, look.

That-that was a moment in time, okay?

-Mm-hmm. -Not to be repeated.

Okay? I was drunk, and...

...you were there, okay?

Uh, we-we got a past. You're still a beautiful woman.

We have chemistry.

We have history, okay?

But you're not my woman and I'm not your man.

That shouldn't have happened.

And I should have been stronger.

Oh, I...

don't know if-if you're still in denial

and trying to claim the high and mighty Princess Nicole,

but I would bet my fortune that...

[scoffs]

...that you ain't never had nothing like what we just had

with her.

Okay, look, I-I-I don't-- I don't want to confuse things.

I don't want to confuse you.

Nothing changes between us.

Nicole is still the love of my life,

-and-and you-you... -[scoffs]

...you-you're just, um...

-you're-- -Oh, what, I'm just some little messy side piece for you?

Is that what I am?

I'm a messy, hot one.

And-and Miss Nicole, who you claim is so perfect,

she's cold.

I love her, okay?

This-- this was a mistake.

This, Ted?

Oh, you-you've reached a new level.

Okay, look, I-I own my part, okay?

Now, can we please just...

can we please just keep this between us?

[scoffs] And even now

you still don't give a damn about my feelings.

'Cause all you can think about is her.

All you can think about is, what is she thinking?

What is she gonna say when she finds out what I did?

You know what?

You don't have to keep groveling,

'cause I am...

definitely not gonna share...

[chuckles] this moment...

...and how low I finally sunk.

Look, Dana,

look, I know you don't believe me, but...

I really am sorry.

Um... [grunts]

[sighs]

[grunts]

Ted, we really need to talk.

I looked for you everywhere, and you decided to hide out

in my room?

I guess I'm used to coming here when things are messed-up.

My mistake.

Hey, we don't run from each other.

We don't judge each other either.

I'm not judging you. I'm just trying to take care of you

the same way you do with me.

Letting in June

-is a mistake. -For you.

For us.

-We agreed since we were kids that we would not-- -Tyrell,

we're not little kids anymore.

Yeah, but I'm your brother.

Yeah. My brother who's, like, a minute away

-from college. -That doesn't mean

-I'm not gonna be-- -It means

that we're growing up.