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[ ♪ ]
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Rayyan: Customs,
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- Here we come.
- Oh, God.
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What?
Did you forget something?
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No, I think I have that leg thing.
You know,
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The thing that you get,
The deep vein thing,
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And boom, next thing you know,
you're dead?
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Oh, a gunshot wound.
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No, no, you know,
the thing you get on planes.
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Airsick?
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No, I'm serious.
The thing you get, like a clot,
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- from sitting too long.
- Oh, yes, sitting for hours on end.
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- Yes.
- Dwelling on the pain.
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- Yes.
- It's called hypochondria.
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No, Rayyan, I'm serious.
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Honey, you don't have
deep vein thrombosis.
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That's it. Deep vein thing throbbing.
How do you know I don't have it?
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Um, because one,
you're not a hundred.
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And two: you stretched like 50 times.
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Oh, did I do that too long?
I could have pulled something.
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[ Child laughing ]
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Six months traveling through
Africa and the Middle East
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with visas from Morocco and Lebanon.
The purpose of your trip?
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- Visiting family.
- Excellent honeymoon.
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Uh, both, really.
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You see, we were on our honeymoon,
but then her dad decided...
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Look, look, here's the deal:
my mom and dad split up
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because my dad decided to stay
in Lebanon because he's Lebanese.
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- But he's not a suicide bomber.
- I see.
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Why would you say that?
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What? Not all Muslims
are terrorists, you know.
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What my wife is trying
to say is that we did change
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our tickets because we had to
cut short our year-long honeymoon
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because of her parents' divorce.
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She just felt she needed
to be closer to her mother.
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I can speak for myself.
And, before you ask,
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My husband doesn't make me wear this hijab.
I choose to wear it.
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OK. Well,
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Congratulations on your marriage,
and welcome home.
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That's it? You don't have
any more questions for us?
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Actually, I do have another question.
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Are you sure you're just back
from your honeymoon?
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Sounds to me like
you've been married for a while.
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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[ ♪ ]
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Little Mosque on the Prairie
SO6EO1 Home Again
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Sync and corrected by Kiasuseven
www. addic7ed. com
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[ Singing in foreign language ]
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Amaar: Finally we get to relax
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- in your... our... home.
- I can't.
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- I gotta go see my mom.
- This toast is toast.
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Ah.
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You know, your mom begged us
not to cut the trip short.
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She said she's OK.
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Of course that's what she'd say.
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Maybe you should see her
before you decide she's a mess.
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No, I know my mom.
I know what she needs.
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If you weren't so beautiful
and I didn't love you so much,
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- I'd call that disgusting.
- Two percent milk?
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- You know I like skim.
- I'm sorry, they had a limited
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selection at the airport.
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Two percent tastes like
you're drinking liquid fat.
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And of course we wouldn't want
to clutter our fridge
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- with two milk cartons.
- Oh, honey,
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if you put the coffee mugs like this,
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you can fit way more in.
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You know, I have loaded
a dishwasher before.
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- But not correctly.
- I think this is what they call
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"irreconcilable differences".
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[ ♪ ]
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You're back!
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Ah, shoes. Shoes.
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You're back! You're...
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You're at prayer. Right. I respect that.
Would never interrupt.
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Almost done?
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No, guess not.
We, uh, we all missed you.
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[ Amaar praying ]
What? Oh, right. Talking to heaven.
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Really admire your dedication
and focus and...
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flexibility. Sorry.
I'll... I'll be quiet. Quiet.
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Oh, you should come by
for some tea when you're done.
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Why am I talking?
I'm incorrigible!
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Still... I'm still talking!
Still talking!
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[ ♪ ]
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[ Knocking at door ]
Hi, Ann.
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Look at you!
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Oh, I want to hear
all about your honeymoon.
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Every sordid detail; in fact,
only the sordid details.
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Well, actually, I just came
here looking for my mom.
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I went by your house,
but she's not there.
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- She's staying with you, right?
- Of course.
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Every morning she makes me
waffles and strawberries.
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Of course, she doesn't actually
make the strawberries;
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She picks them from a tree in the garden.
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- She's not staying with you, is she?
- How'd you know? Waffles?
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- The strawberry tree.
- Interesting.
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That means she's staying at the house
by herself with all those memories.
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If I said "strawberry vine",
would that have worked?
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I really want to help her.
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So how did you get through your divorces?
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Alcohol.
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That won't work.
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More husbands?
Nah, it's too soon for that.
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Oh, there's a divorce support group
I sometimes go to.
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- They're meeting today.
- Perfect! What a coincidence.
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Not really.
We meet every day.
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- That's weird.
- Why is it weird?
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We're divorced everyday.
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[ ♪ ]
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I will tell you why he's back:
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to march right in
and be Imam again.
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You don't know that.
Here, have a digestive.
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- It'll calm your stomach.
- Ooh, yummy-yum-yum.
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Salaam alaikum.
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- Hey, hey!
- Walaikum assalaam.
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There he is. Ah-ha-ha.
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- How was the trip?
- Oh...
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- Amazing. Yeah.
- Good. Yeah.
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- OK.
- Why did you cut it short?
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To come back and challenge me?
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- Nice to see you too, Baber.
- He thinks you want your old job back.
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Baber, you've been Imam. I've been Imam.
We don't need to go through that again.
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- Say what you mean.
- I mean you should stay Imam.
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Meaning?
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- Meaning: you should stay Imam.
- I'm glad to hear that,
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because him and I, we have a little
running/backgammon tournament going on.
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Mostly backgammon.
Very little running.
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So you two are getting along?
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No, no, no,
we just agree to disagree.
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I must say, it's working out
surprisingly well.
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I understand that he will be
thrown into hellfire forever.
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And you, my friend,
will burn in the fires of hell.
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Wow, this is wrong
on so many levels,
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so I'm gonna leave you now.
Catch you later, guys.
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So, what do you think of this
"I'm fine not being Imam" nonsense?
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Uh...
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Yeah, I think you need
to watch him like a hawk.
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- Yeah. I'll get my binoculars.
- Go get your binoculars.
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[ ♪ ]
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Rayyan: I thought you said
you were staying at Ann's.
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I tried, but you have no idea
what it was like.
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The dancing, the drinking,
the screaming.
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It was even worse
when she had people over.
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But here,
with all the memories?
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I love your dad, but he could
drive a person crazy.
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You said "love", not "loved".
You're not over it.
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You're still wearing your wedding ring.
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I'm fine.
At night
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I get to watch all the late-
night TV your father hated.
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Hey, if you want to know
anything about home gyms,
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ultra-light vacuums,
Hijammies...
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- What are Hijammies?
- Part hijab, part jammy, all comfy.
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You know, Mom, if you're not sleeping,
insomnia is a sign of depression.
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Rayyan,
do I look depressed?
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Ann told me about this
divorce support group.
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Listening to those sad stories
would probably just make me
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- even lonelier.
- Just come and stay with us.
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Grown-ups do not live
with their mothers...
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Except for your father, of course.
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- Just till you get back on your feet.
- I'm on my feet,
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And my feet are staying right here.
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If you don't come and move in with me,
I'm moving in with you.
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That is no way
to start a marriage.
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OK, great, so you'll come
move in with us,
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and we'll go check out the
divorce support group together.
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[ ♪ ]
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No one will have any idea
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- as to what I am up to.
- Oh, yeah, you blend right in.
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I have been waiting half
an hour to talk to my Imam.
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It's due to the extreme
business of my schedule.
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Very busy, very busy.
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- Why do you have binoculars?
- Omar, you cannot presume
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to understand the complexity of an Imam
and his many insecurities... duties!
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Omar, you know,
my office is always open,
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if you want to...
bat for the other team.
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I mean...
the other religion.
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He could be a while.
Get a sandwich or something.
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[ ♪ ]
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This is so awkward.
We know everyone here.
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Rayyan, Rayyan.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- You're not divorced, are you?
- No, of course not.
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Oh, phew!
'Cause that would be devastating
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and I would not try to take
advantage of that at all.
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I'm here to support my mom.
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All right, everyone,
gather around, gather around.
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Make yourselves at home...
though you can't stay here.
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[ A few people laugh ]
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Hey, guys.
Karl here.
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Long-time divorcee,
first-time divorce-counsellor.
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Let us all open our hearts
to the new
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and the now.
That means say hi.
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All: Hi, Karl.
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- Welcome to our SAADD meeting.
- It's not sad yet.
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S- A-A-D-D.
Surviving After A Devastating Divorce.
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Still, that sounds depressing.
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No, it's SAADD with two A's and two D's.
It's not even a real word.
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Let's get started. Sarah,
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I find it super interesting that
you mention being depressed.
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No, that's not what I said.
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But it's what I heard,
so you need to respect that.
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Is it possible
you're in a state of denial?
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Sarah, Rayyan,
this is a safe place.
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A haven, if you will.
A harbour in the sea of life.
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- A nest...
- We get it! "'Nkay?"
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Well, excuse me for living!
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I like to emphasize for clarity.
Nothing you say leaves this room.
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Oh, he's not kidding.
Nate's story
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about dressing up
like a superhero
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for three years
after his parents' divorce...
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[ People laughing ]
He was 22!
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[ Laughing ]
But we only make fun of him in here.
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Right. Sarah, what would
you like to share with us
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about your marriage
or your ex-husband?
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There really isn't anything
I want to share.
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Sometimes it's helpful to vent.
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For example, when my wife left me,
I shredded her clothes with a knife.
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What I should have done
was talk to her.
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Come on, Sarah, spill. What annoyed you
the most about old Yas, huh?
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For example, my wife didn't like
who I stacked the dishwasher.
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So when she left,
I got my own dishwasher.
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Her name was Veronica, and, boy,
was she stacked! Ha! Ha! Bring it in.
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It's the little things,
really... the gambling debts,
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the other men,
the other women,
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the older men,
the younger women.
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You'd think
these things don't matter.
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But they add up.
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There must be one thing
that bothered you about your ex.
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I've got a whack of things
about the guy that bugged me.
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Me too! Me too!
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Not now, not now.
It's Sarah's turn.
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Um... well, I don't know.
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The, um, the way he drank milk
out of a carton.
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That was cute, though,
wasn't it?
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Well, at first,
but then it just got gross.
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That's it, Sarah. Dig deep.
Garden out your grief.
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You're a garden hoe.
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Amaar: So after
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we got to see the markets,
we finally got to go
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to the beaches
of Morocco.
240
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So, what are your plans
now that you have returned?
241
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Uh... wait and see
what happens.
242
00:10:43,898 --> 00:10:44,973
Tell us more
about your pilgrimage.
243
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It was not a pilgrimage;
it was a honeymoon.
244
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Yes, but we did get
to see the city of Zerhoun.
245
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The Holy City
of Zerhoun?
246
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,615
That's very fitting for...
an Imam.
247
00:10:55,683 --> 00:10:58,084
Amaar is not the Imam.
248
00:10:58,152 --> 00:11:00,753
Well, you know,
he is in here.
249
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250
00:11:04,592 --> 00:11:07,560
- Ziggy...
- Amaar's plan is working!
251
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I overhead him at Fatima's.
He was talking about
252
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- a holy city!
- Holy city!
253
00:11:12,384 --> 00:11:15,378
I've got to tip my hat to Amaar.
That is downright Machiavellian.
254
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,538
- What else did he do?
- Let's see.
255
00:11:16,539 --> 00:11:19,874
He went to the grocery store, spent
17 minutes at the flower shop,
256
00:11:19,942 --> 00:11:23,177
said hello to Nate,
and then...
257
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- He went home.
- What does that tell you?
258
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That he is of no good.
259
00:11:27,048 --> 00:11:31,319
Sure, or that maybe he bought flowers
and wants to make dinner for his wife?
260
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:34,824
- That's whathe would want you to think.
- You're right. It's too simple.
261
00:11:34,890 --> 00:11:37,025
His sneaky sneaking will not work.
Mercy Mosque is my mosque!
262
00:11:37,093 --> 00:11:39,160
I lead the prayers
and I give the sermon.
263
00:11:39,227 --> 00:11:42,129
The sermon!
I completely forgot to prepare!
264
00:11:42,198 --> 00:11:44,398
No, no, no, don't worry.
Just do what I do:
265
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Recycle an old one.
266
00:11:45,341 --> 00:11:47,401
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just have to
update the pop-culture references.
267
00:11:47,468 --> 00:11:50,336
You know, Shawn Cassidy becomes
Justin Bieber, and so forth.
268
00:11:50,403 --> 00:11:52,772
You are an evil genius,
my friend!
269
00:11:52,841 --> 00:11:56,810
Go on.
You're making me blush.
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[ ♪ ]
271
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[ Door opening ]
272
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[ Rayyan sighs ]
273
00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:06,352
- Salaam alaikum.
- Walaikum assalaam.
274
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There's my beautiful bride.
275
00:12:09,933 --> 00:12:11,024
How was the divorce group?
276
00:12:11,092 --> 00:12:14,061
Ooh, there's something
I never thought I'd say.
277
00:12:14,128 --> 00:12:16,096
- It was good. Oh.
278
00:12:16,164 --> 00:12:19,006
Uh...
What did I do wrong?
279
00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:21,023
Nothing.
280
00:12:21,058 --> 00:12:22,036
- It's perfect.
- Really?
281
00:12:22,104 --> 00:12:23,904
Wow, you should go
to this group more often.
282
00:12:23,973 --> 00:12:26,574
No, I'm just kidding.
How's your mom?
283
00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:30,177
A mess. It was pretty clear from
the group that she shouldn't be alone
284
00:12:30,244 --> 00:12:33,046
right now, which is why
she's coming to stay with us!
285
00:12:33,114 --> 00:12:35,883
Actually, she's gonna be here
any minute, which will be great.
286
00:12:35,951 --> 00:12:38,819
It'll be kind of fun, like
when she was chaperoning us.
287
00:12:38,887 --> 00:12:42,322
Ha! And to think we could be
in Marrakech right now.
288
00:12:42,391 --> 00:12:44,559
[ Insects chirping ]
289
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,723
- Ah...
- Well,
290
00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:55,303
I have run out of things to talk about,
291
00:12:55,371 --> 00:12:57,906
so I'm gonna get ready
for bed. Rayyan?
292
00:12:57,974 --> 00:12:59,942
Yeah. Uh, let me
just get Mom settled in.
293
00:13:00,009 --> 00:13:01,944
You know what,
maybe I should just go home.
294
00:13:02,011 --> 00:13:04,746
What? No, Mom.
We agreed upon this.
295
00:13:04,815 --> 00:13:07,585
Amaar and I want you here.
Don't we, honey?
296
00:13:07,651 --> 00:13:11,220
- Sure.
- Great. Good. See? Everyone's happy.
297
00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:14,926
OK. Well... well, don't worry.
I did bring my earplugs.
298
00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:18,028
What for?
299
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{ Advertisement }
300
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[ ♪ ]
301
00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:32,095
So, will I see you guys
at the SAADD meeting
302
00:13:32,130 --> 00:13:34,965
- this afternoon?
- I'm not going.
303
00:13:35,033 --> 00:13:37,502
Come on, Mom,
give the group a chance.
304
00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:40,504
- Remember what Karl said?
- "Please come back.
305
00:13:40,572 --> 00:13:42,506
Promise you'll come back.
You're all I've got. "
306
00:13:42,574 --> 00:13:44,909
Before that. Just come!
307
00:13:44,977 --> 00:13:47,545
Oh, look at the time. I'm late
for a meeting. Gotta go!
308
00:13:47,614 --> 00:13:50,315
[ ♪ ]
309
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,389
Baber's always with his
Christian buddy, you know,
310
00:13:57,456 --> 00:14:00,092
having tea and biscuits
instead of doing his job.
311
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,128
- Would you like me to talk to him?
- You be Imam.
312
00:14:03,196 --> 00:14:05,063
No, I don't think so.
That is not part of the plan.
313
00:14:05,132 --> 00:14:08,200
- You give talk after prayer?
- Baber gives the same one every week.
314
00:14:08,268 --> 00:14:11,035
Just like Thorne. Recycling
old material is bad form.
315
00:14:11,103 --> 00:14:14,205
And they weren't even good the first time.
And he gets all those sayings wrong.
316
00:14:14,273 --> 00:14:16,253
It's so distracting!
317
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:19,077
He does have some annoying habits.
Uh... OK.
318
00:14:19,144 --> 00:14:21,947
I will think about it.
319
00:14:22,014 --> 00:14:23,950
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Imam.
320
00:14:24,017 --> 00:14:26,451
- Oh, you're welcome.
- Thank you.
321
00:14:26,518 --> 00:14:28,753
I will see you at the mosque,
inshallah.
322
00:14:30,215 --> 00:14:33,358
- Goodbye, Imam.
- You have colourful cushions. Goodbye.
323
00:14:33,426 --> 00:14:35,393
- Amaar?
- Salaam alaikum.
324
00:14:35,461 --> 00:14:38,296
- Walaikum assalaam. Is my mom here?
- Uh, no.
325
00:14:38,363 --> 00:14:42,801
Oh, I really need to talk to her.
She won't go back to that group. Although...
326
00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:47,572
if she doesn't want to go to the group,
I would always just bring the group to her.
327
00:14:47,641 --> 00:14:51,043
- Yeah.
- Honey... what would you say...
328
00:14:51,111 --> 00:14:53,813
if I decided
to become Imam again?
329
00:14:53,881 --> 00:14:56,415
- I thought you decided not to.
- No, I did, but...
330
00:14:56,483 --> 00:14:58,709
Baber has been annoying
the congregation.
331
00:14:58,786 --> 00:15:00,134
Yes, I know how they feel about him.
332
00:15:00,169 --> 00:15:02,121
That's why I pushed my dad
to bring you here.
333
00:15:02,188 --> 00:15:04,956
I thought it was because
I was the Imam of your dreams.
334
00:15:05,023 --> 00:15:07,226
Yeah,
and then I woke up.
335
00:15:07,294 --> 00:15:09,829
- Right.
- And I realized
336
00:15:09,897 --> 00:15:13,602
that you are the better Imam
in every way.
337
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:17,773
[ ♪ ]
338
00:15:37,695 --> 00:15:40,797
Rayyan. Yeah, I found her
in her office.
339
00:15:40,865 --> 00:15:42,766
OK, see you later.
340
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,370
Phew! Baber...
341
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,607
- Working on your sermon, I see.
- Trying.
342
00:15:50,676 --> 00:15:52,777
Excellent. Listen, Baber,
I was wondering
343
00:15:52,844 --> 00:15:55,112
if you would mind me giving
a talk later after prayers.
344
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,580
You're telling me face-to-face
that you're going to go
345
00:15:57,648 --> 00:16:03,186
behind my back and steal
my Imamship from under my feet?
346
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,187
Is that a yes or a no?
347
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:07,324
[ ♪ ]
348
00:16:07,391 --> 00:16:09,626
Welcome back,
everyone, 'nkay?
349
00:16:09,694 --> 00:16:15,368
I would like to thank you all
for not divorcing me... from the group.
350
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:17,736
- Hi, all.
- What are you doing here alone?
351
00:16:17,803 --> 00:16:20,104
Can forbidden fantasies
really come true?
352
00:16:20,171 --> 00:16:21,972
My mom won't come back
to the meeting,
353
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,975
so I was wondering if we could
take the meeting to her.
354
00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:26,798
Oh, my God, we could totally
stage an intervention.
355
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:27,644
Field trip!
356
00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:29,846
Interventions make me sleepy.
Let's do it.
357
00:16:29,914 --> 00:16:31,347
Wait, wait, before we go,
358
00:16:31,416 --> 00:16:33,350
I would like to do
a centring exercise.
359
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:35,020
Fred: What?
360
00:16:35,087 --> 00:16:37,020
- Nate.
- Whatever.
361
00:16:37,087 --> 00:16:39,056
Ann: Come on, move it.
362
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,058
Na-na-na-na-na-na.
Fill the belly.
363
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,793
Ra-na-na-na...
364
00:16:44,728 --> 00:16:47,329
- Wait for me!
- Would you quit it?
365
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:50,166
I'm the leader.
Hold on.
366
00:16:50,235 --> 00:16:53,635
No pushing. Come on.
Single file.
367
00:16:53,703 --> 00:16:56,339
- Ugh...
- Hi.
368
00:16:56,407 --> 00:16:59,175
Karl: OK, front row.
I get front row.
369
00:16:59,242 --> 00:17:01,199
Rayyan, what's going on?
370
00:17:01,234 --> 00:17:03,479
You wouldn't come to us,
so we had to come to you.
371
00:17:03,546 --> 00:17:05,721
Rayyan, listen to me. I'm OK!
372
00:17:05,756 --> 00:17:09,551
How can you be?
Everything is messed up. Dad left.
373
00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:12,115
Sarah, how do you feel about
what Rayyan just said?
374
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,456
Your husband abandoned you.
375
00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:16,693
I feel like I'd like
to be alone with my daughter.
376
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:20,095
Sometimes the group dynamic adds
a measure of safety to interactions.
377
00:17:20,163 --> 00:17:22,098
That's what my ex said when
she wanted to spice things up,
378
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,134
but in this case
it's actually true.
379
00:17:24,201 --> 00:17:27,237
What he's saying is we've come
to save you from yourself.
380
00:17:27,305 --> 00:17:30,408
You were married for 31 years.
How can you just be OK?
381
00:17:30,475 --> 00:17:33,876
[ Snoring ]
382
00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:36,313
[ Mumbling ]
383
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:39,982
- It's much worse than I imagined.
- What, your rash?
384
00:17:40,051 --> 00:17:41,918
Oh, no, the Imam thing. Right.
385
00:17:41,986 --> 00:17:45,121
He said he wants to give
a talk after prayers tonight.
386
00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:47,390
- And you said yes?
- What choice did I have?
387
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:50,826
- Say no!
- I didn't think of that. Oh, it's all over!
388
00:17:50,894 --> 00:17:53,061
Yeah, yeah,
you're probably right.
389
00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:55,765
I'll miss you.
How about some backgammon, hmm?
390
00:17:55,832 --> 00:17:57,567
No, wait, ethical dilemma.
391
00:17:57,635 --> 00:17:59,904
If we play,
I'll win because you're upset.
392
00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:01,905
Hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm...
393
00:18:01,972 --> 00:18:04,039
- Yeah, let's play.
- My brief
394
00:18:04,108 --> 00:18:06,944
but great Imamship will be
nothing more than a brief memo
395
00:18:07,011 --> 00:18:09,146
in the history
of Islamic civilization.
396
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,096
- Oh, come on.
- Leave me to my pain.
397
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,081
Fine. I'll play with myself.
398
00:18:13,149 --> 00:18:14,918
[ Dice rolling ]
399
00:18:14,988 --> 00:18:17,120
You know, you and Yasir
always seemed so good together.
400
00:18:17,188 --> 00:18:19,155
None of us saw
the rotting cesspool underneath.
401
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,825
- Cesspool?
- Too soft?
402
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:23,660
Rayyan, could I talk to you
alone for a minute please?
403
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:26,263
Mom, you know,
it's OK to grieve.
404
00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:30,334
Dad left us
for Lebanon and Grandma.
405
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,203
We're never gonna be
a family again.
406
00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:36,373
We are a family.
You will always be his daughter.
407
00:18:36,441 --> 00:18:38,609
And you will always be
my daughter.
408
00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:42,547
- But don't you miss Dad?
- You miss him, sweetie, don't you?
409
00:18:42,614 --> 00:18:45,383
I really do. And I don't
understand why you're not upset.
410
00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:47,118
No, I was upset.
411
00:18:47,187 --> 00:18:49,554
But I'm not anymore; you are.
412
00:18:49,622 --> 00:18:52,458
Yeah, of course I am.
413
00:18:52,525 --> 00:18:54,040
If you guys can't make it work,
414
00:18:54,445 --> 00:18:56,362
What chance do Amaar and I have?
415
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:58,900
- Well, 50% anyway.
- Sweetie,
416
00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:02,736
it's not a bad thing. I mean,
I know it's not a great thing,
417
00:19:02,803 --> 00:19:06,747
but we had 31 great years
together.
418
00:19:07,177 --> 00:19:10,476
You and Amaar are gonna
make a wonderful marriage.
419
00:19:10,544 --> 00:19:13,579
I'm sure of it.
420
00:19:14,898 --> 00:19:16,314
That's beautiful.
421
00:19:16,382 --> 00:19:18,083
Please leave.
422
00:19:18,151 --> 00:19:20,052
[ ♪ ]
423
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,487
You all know Amaar.
424
00:19:21,557 --> 00:19:23,923
I know you all like him
better than me.
425
00:19:23,991 --> 00:19:27,593
[ People murmuring ]
But I will not be one to eat sour bananas.
426
00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:31,030
And I assure you
that I will not make a scene
427
00:19:31,098 --> 00:19:33,032
as I leave this job.
428
00:19:33,101 --> 00:19:36,435
And now...
with tears in my eyes,
429
00:19:36,503 --> 00:19:40,640
I welcome your new old Imam, Amaar.
430
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:43,376
[ Applause ]
431
00:19:47,089 --> 00:19:48,617
Thank you,
Brother Baber.
432
00:19:48,684 --> 00:19:51,622
You kow, when I came to Mercy
five years ago,
433
00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:54,956
it was my calling to serve
this community as your Imam.
434
00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:57,630
It's true, Brother Baber can
be difficult.
435
00:19:57,694 --> 00:20:01,363
Sometimes he doesn't listen,
and he can be paranoid.
436
00:20:01,431 --> 00:20:04,132
I saw your plot
right from the start.
437
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,769
But ultimately
Baber Siddiqui is a good man
438
00:20:06,836 --> 00:20:09,472
- and a very good Imam.
- Hmm?
439
00:20:09,538 --> 00:20:12,007
So now it is my calling,
and in fact our calling,
440
00:20:12,074 --> 00:20:15,544
to be a part
of Baber's congregation.
441
00:20:15,612 --> 00:20:18,346
And I will wait for Allah's plan
to reveal itself for me.
442
00:20:18,414 --> 00:20:21,415
Brother Baber,
the mimbar is yours.
443
00:20:24,086 --> 00:20:25,407
[ Baber chuckling ]
444
00:20:25,442 --> 00:20:27,421
I've always loved him.
445
00:20:27,490 --> 00:20:30,824
You're right, it is.
I am the Imam.
446
00:20:30,892 --> 00:20:34,361
And you are always welcome to come
and talk about what a good Imam I am.
447
00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:35,930
Why?
448
00:20:35,998 --> 00:20:37,932
[ ♪ ]
449
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:41,101
There we go.
The last of Yasir's things.
450
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:43,337
Does it feel good
to get him cleared out?
451
00:20:43,405 --> 00:20:46,073
Yeah, it does. It feels great.
A little sad, but great.
452
00:20:46,142 --> 00:20:48,638
Mom, I'm sorry.
I tried to bulldoze you,
453
00:20:48,673 --> 00:20:50,111
and I didn't meant
to make things worse.
454
00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:52,113
- I'm sorry too.
- For what?
455
00:20:52,182 --> 00:20:54,315
Well, I was just so busy being fine,
I didn't know you weren't.
456
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:58,220
You know, for what it's worth,
that group really helped.
457
00:20:58,287 --> 00:21:00,056
Really? Was it the talking?
The sharing?
458
00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:01,357
- The chanting?
- No.
459
00:21:01,425 --> 00:21:03,659
Just knowing
I never have to go back.
460
00:21:05,378 --> 00:21:05,378
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461
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:12,759
[ ♪ ]
462
00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:14,795
Wow!
463
00:21:14,863 --> 00:21:16,797
- Is this for me?
- Yes.
464
00:21:16,866 --> 00:21:19,921
And take a look
at this.
465
00:21:20,201 --> 00:21:21,824
Rayyan, you don't have
to do that.
466
00:21:21,859 --> 00:21:25,456
I don't want all these little
things to build up between us
467
00:21:25,508 --> 00:21:27,855
so that they fester
like some little boil
468
00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:30,846
that you don't even notice until
it's so big it's ready to pop.
469
00:21:30,913 --> 00:21:33,448
Thanks, doc, now I'm really
ready for breakfast.
470
00:21:33,516 --> 00:21:34,717
Oh, wait.
You need one more thing.
471
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,110
What more could I want?
This looks great.
472
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,590
You got two percent!
473
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Enjoy your liquid fat.
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Look at us.
We have two milks now!
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What can I say?
I'll do anything for love.
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