All language subtitles for -Witchboard.2024

No.

Oh, shit. We gotta move.

I thought you clipped the wires.

So did I. We still got time.

Hey. What about these other goods?

Just the board. That's the deal. Come on.

Put it back, motherfucker.

Sure. Okay, man. Just... just calm the fuck down.

Calm the fuck down.

Come on. Let's go.

Pull a gun on me, you fuck?

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Boo!

What'd you find?

Hi. Look. What do you think?

Hmm. Mm-hmm.

Smells like apricots. Mm-hmm.

It's perfect texture.

You hit the jackpot. No, you're the maestro.

Trust me. We serve organic food this fresh,

we'll nail the reviews... I hope.

Are you really worried? I mean, with your skills?

Yeah, why would I worry?

A new restaurant in a city full of restaurants?

We put every dime into this.

So did they.

All of them.

I just don't want to let them down.

They were happy to do it,

and we're all like a, um, like a family now.

It's the only family I got, and I'm okay with that.

Are you really done with it? The big search for your parents?

All it ever did was drive me crazy.

So, yeah, yeah, I'm over it.

And I know who I am,

and I know who loves me.

That's all that's important.

Okay.

And New Orleans is about to discover

what a genius you are.

Stop.

Hey! You guys.

I thought we were on a tight schedule.

We are.

Yeah, we're getting like nothing over here.

You guys come work this side.

Have you checked all this area?

No. Maybe if you... There's some.

Go on... Yeah.

I need to get this. Hold on.

Hello?

Hello?

Hey. Can you hear me?

Christian. Yeah, baby.

Do you hear something funny?

What?

I'm just trying to get reception.

Do you need something?

No, I'm fine.

Hello?

Is anyone there?

Hello?

What the heck are you guys?

Where you going?

What you got there?

Come here.

Emily!

I've been calling for you.

I've been looking all over for you.

Look at this. I mean, it's amazing, right?

I... I think someone just left it here.

Oh. it's pretty old. You just found it here?

Uh, yeah. I...

saw this stray cat, and there it was.

And it's beautiful, right?

You were following a cat?

It's gotta be some sort of antique or something.

This would look so good in the restaurant.

Uh, yeah. Maybe.

You know, like on the wall, or something.

You've heard of found objects, right?

I'll tell you what. We'll take it,

and then we'll think about it.

Yeah? All right.

Come on. Let's get a move on.

Thank you, darlin'.

Easy with that, Mr. Booker.

It's over 200 years old,

worth more per shot than I'm paying you.

I'll consider it a bonus then

for nearly gettin' my ass killed.

And whose fault was that?

Lebarge is your man, not mine.

Son of bitch is crazy.

“Was” crazy.

We are quite certain he's dead.

What we don't know is what happened to the board.

All's I know is that crazy fucker

tried to crack my skull like an egg.

I'm lucky to be alive.

True.

But luck is a fickle thing.

Thank you, darlin'. Now, I'm not hungry.

Nonsense.

We cater for all our guests'... appetites here.

I could ask around about the board.

See if Lebarge tried to fence it.

Don't bother.

We'll find it.

Goodbye now, Mister Booker.

Hi, Tom. Thank you so much for coming.

Hi, you. Oh, my God! I'm so glad to see you.

The maestro has arrived.

Mikey, Jamey.

Hi. I'm so happy you guys could make it.

Wait till you guys try the Djon Djon Rice.

It's gonna blow your friggin' minds.

Okay, if I could have

everyone's attention, please. Welcome.

So good to see so many familiar faces here.

Feels like we're amongst family.

You guys are in for a real treat tonight,

as you're about to experience

some of our finest Creole cooking.

Our influences are African, French-- And Caribbean.

Thank you, Zack.

As well as my own people in Spain.

We are still experimenting with the menu,

so let us know what you think. Yes!

Dig in. Come on. I know everybody's hungry.

Christian, can you help me out

with this before it sets the alarm off?

What'd you do, Richie?

I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah.

Sorry.

You guys should have had this chimney cleaned

before you moved in. Birds nest in these things.

This building's over 100 years old, bro.

There we go. Is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's fine.

They're loving it.

The food's a hit. Yeah?

Well, this crowd might be a little too easy.

Just try and get some honest feedback, yeah?

What's Brooke doing here?

Oh. Sorry, I kind of invited her.

You kind of invited my ex-girlfriend?

Well, yeah.

You know, she's single now, and so am I obviously, so.

Yeah.

What? You want her to end up with some rando?

Let's keep it in the family, guys,

keep it in the family.

I'm so sorry about that.

It's all right. We're... we're all adults.

Richie! Hi. Some of us.

I'll come find you in a second, all right?

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, you two.

Hi, Brooke. Hi. So nice to see you.

Yeah. Hi, Brooke.

Uh, so, how is Malta?

You're in Malta?

Yeah. They have incredible ruins.

I got invited to join an archeological research group.

Uh, for your master's program?

Uh, no. Actually, we were funded by a grant from the Vatican.

Oh, wow. Yeah.

Wow. That sounds like quite an honor.

Yeah, thanks. I got the gig for my thesis

on Shamanistic traditions.

Yeah, it sounds amazing.

I know you don't give a shit, Christian,

so don't bother pretending.

He doesn't believe in anything he can't chop, grill or sauté.

That's not true. I believe in Chateau Neuf Du Pape,

especially when it's on sale.

And what about you two?

I hear congratulations are in order.

Yes. I figured I'd better close the deal

before she wises up on me. Thanks.

Yeah. We don't have a date yet, but we're pretty excited.

Hmm. Is that the ring?

Uh, no. Uh...

This is-- I've had this one since high school.

We misplaced the ring. He's being nice. Um...

I lost it when we were moving. Feel really bad about it.

Well, I'm sure it'll turn up.

Em. Em. We're running a little dry.

Can you show me where we keep the cab?

Yeah. I... I will be back.

Uh, well, I... I can't wait for you to see the restaurant.

I'm sure it'll be amazing. And your girl, Emily.

You two seem really happy together.

Never thought you were the marrying kind.

Or was I just your free spirit phase?

You were the free spirit, remember?

Not me.

Never in the same time zone twice.

Ah. Point taken.

I'm glad you found your soulmate.

I heard she just got out of rehab or something.

So, it's Christian to the rescue, huh?

Very romantic. Brooke...

I'm making you uncomfortable, I can go.

No. No, no, no, no. Absolutely not.

This party's just getting started.

You know what? Um, let me steal you for a second.

I want to show you something. All right.

You're sort of like an expert in antiques and things, right?

Antiquities, actually.

Okay, so check this out.

Total mystery item I found in the woods.

You found this? Yeah.

I just thought it looked cool.

I... I was trying to figure out what the symbols are, though.

The pictograms could be pagan, maybe even Wiccan.

This could easily be over 100 years old.

Really? You think it's worth anything?

Maybe. To collectors.

Yeah, but collectors of what? We have no idea what it is.

It's a pendulum board.

They were used for spell casting or to contact spirits.

So, like a, um, like in a Ouija board?

These were around for centuries

before Ouija boards. Maybe even a millennium.

Here it is.

They were in use as far back as ancient Egyptians.

So, why is it called a pendulum board?

Do you swing something over it? Right.

Could be anything of significance to you.

You dangle an object over it on a chain or string,

hold it steady as you can, and let the board do the work.

Like something like this?

Theoretically, you can use anything.

I can only guess what the syllables mean.

Life...

death...

love... power...

a few unpleasant deities.

There's our “veritas” and “non.”

Latin for “yes” and “no.” Ask it a simple question.

Just clear your mind... and when the pendulum swings,

be open to what arises in your subconscious.

Okay.

I know you think Brooke is hot,

but staring is just gonna creep her out.

I'm not staring at her. It's that board.

Just feels like bad juju to me, you know?

Here it goes. Okay.

Like this?

And ask it a question? Mm-hmm. That's right.

Oh, great and powerful board,

will our restaurant be a success?

Right now, we need good luck with the opening.

All right, relax. We'll make our own luck. Okay?

I'll drink to that.

From a crayfish lunch truck to the Creole Kings.

Let's hear it for the Creole Kings!

To the Creole Kings!

Is that it? Is it gonna do anything?

Try another question. Okay.

Will Christian and I get married at St Vincent's?

Uh, I think it lost its mojo, if it ever had any.

I guess you get what you pay for.

Whoa! What the fuck?

Get it out! Stay calm!

What was that?

Holy crap! Is everyone okay?

Em, you okay?

Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. That was... that was so weird.

That thing is jinxed, man.

That's the thing with spirit boards.

If you knock on the door...

don't be shocked if something answers.

Not there. Up, up a little.

Yeah. Up. Yo.

Hey. I just got a call from the printers.

We need to finalize the menu by tomorrow.

I'm still experimenting.

All right, hear me out. Who needs menus, man?

Let's just sing the entrees.

That sounds great.

Yeah, I'm here. Yo.

How do you like the new sign?

Uh, it's cool.

I'd like it a lot better

if they spelled the Creole correctly.

You fucking serious? Just fucking with you.

Come on.

Did you end up picking the font for that sign?

Mm-mm. Nope. Yo.

Hey, morning, sunshine.

Zack, how's it going?

Few things I want to try this morning,

so bear with me, okay? Go for it.

I'm fine-tuning the creole sauce.

Gonna be one spicy mo' fo. Okay.

Just make sure you keep it down to an 11, all right?

We don't want to kill the customers.

I'm using the Caso.

Okay.

That stuff's 12 bucks a pound.

Go easy. I know.

So, I heard you walked Brooke home last night.

Just being a gentleman, you know?

Yeah, right. How'd that go?

How do you think, dude? She's still in love with you.

Obviously. We know Emily loves you.

Personally, I don't get it.

A little bit of you goes a long way.

Hello? Hey, Gwen.

No, no. It's too bad you couldn't make it.

I know. It was the usual crowd,

um... ...except Christian's ex.

Yeah, she actually showed up. Can you believe it?

She's like, obviously still into him.

No.

No, I haven't touched that shit for like months now.

No, it's a nightmare. I'm over it. I feel good.

Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. Um, Café du Monde at 2:00?

Okay. Bye.

Okay, where we at with the green gumbo?

Two minutes, bro. I'm frying the okra.

Okay.

...Museum of Natural History.

The only thing stolen

was an unusual Old World game board.

I... I wouldn't call it a game, no, far from it.

The artifact was a rarity,

one of the few authentic examples

of early Wiccan pendulum boards...

Holy shit.

...which were primarily used to contact

those now moved on from our spiritual plane,

which later became the influence for the modern-day Ouija board,

which, as you rightly said, is indeed a game.

There was a murder of two--

All right. Show me what you got.

Shit.

Are you doing that?

Yo. Did you hear that? What?

Give me a sec.

Fuck! Jesus Christ!

Get the fuck out of here.

Yo. You good? Yes.

Why do we have so many cats around here?

I don't know.

Hey, guys, make sure you close the lids on the dumpsters.

All right? Yeah, I got you.

Little guys are bad luck.

That's only black cats, if they cross your path.

We gotta burn some sage in this place before we open.

I'm serious. And that board's gotta go.

You'll have to talk to Emily about it.

Dude. My mom used to read tarot

right here in the French Quarter.

I got a feeling about this stuff.

Just trust me. Okay.

There's a ring. Um, my... my engagement ring.

I lost it when I was unpacking.

Is it in the house somewhere?

E... E... E is east? Is that...

Gumbo is too salty. No, fuck you. It's perfect.

If we need a signature dish, it should be the gumbo.

Well, have Christian try it, then.

Okay.

It needs a little more citrus. Oh, you're both full of shit.

This way?

No way. I've looked in there a million times.

What the fuck? Yo! You guys okay?

Yeah. Whoa!

Whoa. Shit.

Whoa. I don't know why the flames--

What the fuck, Richie? Shut that thing off.

What the fuck? Ah!

Richie!

Hold it tight! Hold it!

Come on. Come on, Richie. Open your eyes.

Call 9-1-1! Do it now!

Where's my fucking hand?

Richie, stay with me. What the fuck!

They can sew it back on, right?

Find his hand! Hang on, Richie!

Where's the cat?

Shit. The ambulance is on its way.

Fill the bucket with ice. Open your eyes.

Here, kitty, kitty.

Christian!

Christian. Christian, look. I found my ring.

Isn't that like a miracle?

Yeah, that's great.

Wait, what are you... what are you doing down there?

There's been an accident.

Why is there blood on your hands?

Just... I'm handling it. Just go inside.

Are you okay? Christian!

Just go inside, Em.

Christian, what's going on?

Go inside.

Zack, talk to me. How is he?

I'm sorry.

I couldn't stop the bleeding. He's dead.

Richie... Richie...

Richie...

Richie. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It'll never be the same without you.

Excuse me. Hey. You okay?

Yeah. I'm just...

I'm just a mess. I'm just gonna go

- to the ladies' room. - Okay.

I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Hey.

Hey, Jessie.

I'm, uh, sorry to hear about Richie.

Uh, it's gotta be tough to handle.

Yeah, it is. Haven't seen you in a while.

Hey. Boss.

I don't think so, Jessie. I think I'm good.

What the hell are you doing here, Jessie?

Relax, homie. I'm here for Richie.

I've known him longer than you have.

I don't give a shit.

Just stay the fuck away from Emily.

I think that's up to her.

Ain't that so?

Christian, stop.

You get anywhere near her,

and you and I are gonna have

a different kind of conversation.

Oh. Whatever, man.

Jesus. Christian, here, of all places,

to cause a scene? Fucking really?

It took you nine months

to get off the shit he was selling you.

We're not letting that happen ever again.

If you're ready to take your seats,

we'll be starting the service in a moment.

Thanks.

Hi, baby. Hi.

How's it going? All right, I guess.

It's fucking weird running the kitchen without Richie.

I know.

Good news today. Yeah?

Uh, the food critic from the Times

is coming to the opening.

That's pretty cool.

Now, all we have to do is actually be ready to open.

Mm-hmm.

Whoa.

Look who I found. Where'd he come from?

He was on the balcony just begging to come in,

this poor thing.

I think it's same cat I just saw in the woods.

I want to keep him, if that's okay.

I don't even really like cats.

Dogs are loyal, but cats are just...

Can we just give him a chance, please?

I mean, I think he'll lighten things up around here.

You know, I think I'll call him Mr. Lucky,

since he showed up right after I found my ring.

You mean the night Richie died?

Okay, okay. Like, I mean, if you really don't like cats,

then whatever. It's fine. Are you actually getting upset?

No.

Ah, you're doing that thing that you do.

All right, fine.

We'll give the cat a chance.

We'll try it for a few days, and then we'll see.

I think you'll completely fall in love with him.

"Hi, Christian."

All right. "I love you."

What I want to know is about this ring.

How did you find this?

I thought we looked everywhere for it.

Yeah. I mean, it was so strange.

I...I think I finally figured out

how the pendulum board works.

The board told you where the ring was?

Like, sort of. I... I think it...

I think it maybe helps tap into your subconscious.

Does that sound crazy?

Kind of. But whatever works.

Um, I'll tell you what.

How about we stop messing with it

until we find out more about it?

Emily?

Hmm? What?

Please. Okay, I won't...

I won't touch it.

I'm gonna go get some work done.

Okay, I'll be here.

Em? Emily. Hey, wake up.

You were screaming.

What are you doing?

I don't know. I... I couldn't breathe.

I couldn't move through these... through these hands.

Okay, just try to calm down.

Em?

You gotta be honest with me. Are you using again?

What? No.

Did Jessie slip you something at the funeral?

I sai... I said no! I had some sort of nightmare.

And you think that-- Okay, okay.

I believe you. I just...

I don't understand what's going on with you.

Look, all I know is that you have to stop messing

with this damn thing.

I looked it up online,

and there was some pendulum board that was ripped off

from a museum in New Orleans. Yeah, I know. I know. I know.

You know?

And you didn't tell me?

Look, I was going to

and then everything happened with Richie.

And, Chris, we don't even know if it's the same board.

Maybe it is and maybe it isn't, but we have to give it back.

Are you serious?

Okay, okay. Well, what do we say to the police?

I don't know, Emily, the truth? Two cops were killed!

Yeah, I know, and that makes everything worse.

Do you really want to get mixed up in all of this?

I have a drug bust on my record, remember?

I mean, how do you think that's gonna look?

Okay, easy. It's okay.

I'm so sorry. It's okay.

I'm sorry.

You're okay. You're okay.

You're okay.

Hey, look. I'm not gonna do anything.

Okay? Okay.

We'll give it a rest for the night. Okay?

Get in bed.

Hey. Hmm?

I love you.

I love you too.

You're gonna be okay.

Hey.

Thanks for coming.

How are you, Christian?

How are you holding up?

I'm okay. I guess.

It's Emily I'm worried about.

Your text said something about the board.

Chris, just remember I'm still your friend.

You can talk to me about anything.

That board.

She's been obsessed with it

ever since the night of the party.

I mean, playing with it day and night.

Look, don't take this the wrong way.

I think Emily is awesome...

but an addictive personality can get in real trouble

with the supernatural.

Then what do I do about it?

When I got your text,

I called an old friend of mine from Cambridge.

He's... he knows far more

about ancient Wiccan practices than I do.

Wicca is a faith just as valid as any other...

and he's an expert.

He's having a little get-together

at his home this afternoon, and he insists we stop by.

Okay.

Christian?

Is that you?

Christian! Christian!

Amelie?

Amelie?

Merci.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Yeah, if you like OG plantations.

It's been in his family for generations.

He prides himself on the restoration.

Sounds like the party already started.

Summer Solstice begins at sunset.

It's incredibly important to the Wiccan faith.

I should warn you, Alexander is brilliant,

but he's a bit eccentric.

Eccentric? You'll see.

He's very gifted.

He's quite instinctual about people.

Can I help you?

Mr. Babtiste is expecting us.

Ah, Ms. Brooke. Welcome.

I'll let him know you've arrived.

Christian.

Promise me one thing.

Sure.

Whatever you might see here tonight,

don't judge. All right?

Brooke, dear.

You are looking gorgeous as usual.

And that means you must be Christian.

Named after an entire religion.

That must be a terrible burden.

Alexander, don't be cruel.

Christian is a very accomplished chef.

He's opening a new restaurant in the French Quarter.

Bravo.

I do look forward to experiencing your palate.

Now, you are both just in time

to celebrate the festival of summer solstice.

Lucky us. What a coincidence.

There are no coincidences, my dear boy.

The universe has led you to me for a reason. Hmm?

Now, come. Come.

Let's get you a drink.

So, you're an expert in the field of...

Wicca.

I suppose I am, among other things.

It is a serious subject, though,

grounded in the age old worship of nature.

Seems like we're a bit overdress.

Nonsense.

I encourage all my guests to feel free

to be themselves here.

Especially tonight.

Brooke. We've missed you.

We're so glad you could join us.

Christian, this Asha and her sisters.

Welcome.

Uh, no, thanks. I'm fine.

You guys are triplets?

Relax.

Enjoy yourself.

You're among friends.

Brooke. What the hell?

They're white witches out of a modern coven.

Show a little respect.

Hopefully, the sisters aren't making you

feel too uncomfortable.

Solstice is one of their favorite holy days.

It was a medieval fertility festival.

No, it still is. You two will fit right in.

You make a lovely couple.

Us? No. Brooke and I are just friends.

That's funny.

I could have sworn I sensed a bit more of a connection.

Am I right?

Christian, are you all right?

Um, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

So, tell me about the lady in question,

the one with the problem.

Her name is Emily.

She seems to be obsessed with this pendulum board.

I'm afraid she's been channeling without knowing it.

The problem is, she's a novice, and she's--

Got in over her head, did she?

I may be able to help.

Tell me about the board.

It's an antique.

Maybe early European, 16 or 1700s.

Pendulum boards were outlawed by the pope in 1733.

Owning one meant you risked being burnt at the stake.

What I'm worried about is how they're being used nowadays.

This is a crime scene from 1996.

Some kind of ritual murder. Could that be the same board?

I doubt it.

Very few boards from that period still exist.

Where did you get it?

Does that really make a difference?

There's no need to feel what is it...

guilt?

Was the board a gift?

I'm not sure where Emily got it from.

Funny.

You know so little yet here you are.

And I know so much.

Emily.

I know you're there.

I can hear you breathing, darlin'.

What do you want?

No. The question isn't what I want.

It's what you want.

I know you, Em.

And I know you're hurtin'.

Some dang shit just came my way.

I have to ask.

Ask who?

I'm asking you.

Have a seat, Christian.

I'm fine. Thanks.

There it is.

As well as I can remember it.

You do need my help.

And why is that?

Because I have an interest in the preservation

of a rare antiquity, and your fiancée's life.

Her life?

In the late 1600s, there was a village in France

on the outskirts of the Lorraine parish.

One morning, a traveler found every man,

woman and child slaughtered.

At first, they believed it was done by a clan of gypsies.

But then they realized they had all murdered each other

as if the entire village had gone mad.

Wasn't bread mold found in a local mill?

Sort of like an Old World LSD outbreak?

So it is said.

But the truth, I'm afraid, my dear, is a shade darker.

A harlot was banished from the town as a witch...

so she started a coven of her own,

called herself Naga Soth.

“She, who never forgives.”

It is said that she put a curse on the villagers.

Drove them all mad...

and she used that board to cast her spell.

But that's probably just some sort of legend, right?

Perhaps, but having that particular board

in your possession may incur serious consequences...

not least of which is jail time for grand theft and murder.

But you already know that...

don't you?

I didn't steal it.

No, of course not.

But as I said... ...there are no coincidences.

Fate has led you to me for a reason.

My own great, great grandfather, Bishop Grogan.

He hunted down Naga Soth and paid for it with his life.

Did you know about this?

I swear, Christian--

Are you two fucking with me?

I'm trying to help you, Christian.

Trust me.

Your Emily needs it.

Em? Baby?

Hey. There you are.

Where else would I be?

The good little woman always sits at home

waiting on her man, right?

Even when he's out running around with his ex.

I would... How do you know that?

A little birdie told me what you did.

I didn't do anything.

No, of course not.

You never “do” anything.

You're such a good, little Boy Scout.

You know, maybe we could do something, like, right now.

What's gotten into you?

Mm.

Hey, you're not on anything, are you?

Did Jessie hook you up?

The board told me Jessie will never bother me again.

The board?

Wassup, dog?

Did you bring the dope?

Uncut Mexi brown.

But I thought you was avoiding that shit.

It ain't for me.

See Tina there.

She's ready for the big leagues.

All right. It's your party.

It is.

Tina.

You're one lucky girl.

It must be your birthday.

What you looking at, pussy?

All right, baby.

Ready to fly?

What?

Emily?

Emily!

There's that pretty little vein.

What the fuck.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

What did I do? What did I do? What did I do?

You don't remember? No, no. I don't know.

I am... ...I am losing my mind.

No, no, no. No, no. My mind.

You're not losing your mind.

Listen.

Em, whatever is happening to you,

I think I know how to make it stop.

You have to trust me. Okay?

Come here.

Emily?

Come in.

Baby.

Em?

Hey, hey.

Hey. You okay?

I've brought someone here to help you get better.

There's a good kitty.

Whatever it is that you're going through...

we're gonna get through it together, all right?

Emily.

This is Doctor Alexander Babtiste.

He's an expert at this kind of thing.

Hello, Emily.

I'm here as a friend.

I'm going to help you.

I... I don't understand what's happening to me.

You started a journey with that board

without any guidance at all.

That can be terribly dangerous...

but I'm going to help you complete your journey.

Once I'm finished, you won't be needing it anymore.

Do you understand?

I think so.

Good.

Are you willing to give it a try?

I need you to turn off your phones

and unplug any televisions or radios in the house.

Clear your mind and focus solely on the pendulum.

The only sound you will hear is the sound of my voice.

You are a vessel.

Your body...

your mind...

your soul...

all one vessel.

You are going to empty that vessel,

then I will fill it with the one thing

that belongs there...

your true self.

Do you understand?

Good.

As I count down, your eyes will grow heavy...

and you will fall asleep before I reach zero.

Ten...

nine...

eight...

seven...

six...

five...

four...

three...

two...

one.

We must journey back...

back to she, who carved this board.

Who spilled blood to stir its dark magic.

It became both her prison and her only means of escape.

Hey. Hey, what's going on?

Make it stop!

No!

She is in mortal danger.

It must be finished.

Three...

two...

one.

Awaken.

How do you feel?

Merveilleux.

What did you say?

Wonderful.

I feel really...

wonderful.

You see?

Mission accomplished.

Thank you.

I won't be needing this anymore.

Pleasure is mine.

Yeah, I don't know how I could repay you.

Oh.

Seeing this lovely young lady returned to us safely

is reward enough,

and I'll be returning this to its rightful place

without implicating you or Emily.

You'll be joining us for the banquet.

Of course.

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Hey, that's the first time

you called the opening a banquet.

Hmm.

Oh, my god.

This is impossible. No, no, no, no.

Leave me alone. What do you want from me?

I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming.

This is just a nightmare.

I don't understand.

You speak the King's English, dearie?

I know it well.

What's happening to me?

You don't know who you are, do you?

Why do they call me sorcerer?

She did it.

They think you are a witch, but the witch escaped her fate

and she left you to die in her place.

Hey.

Christian said to use these.

Oh, for the Djon Djon?

Wow. They do smell amazing.

Wow. Full house, huh?

It's looking good. It's looking good.

Yeah.

Is that the Timescritic?

Is someone going to...

Is that a new dress?

Welcome, Mr. Douchet. So nice to see you.

Thank you. I usually prefer to sample new cuisine

without letting my presence be known.

Of course. Let me show you to your table.

Okay. Let's go. We got the entree. Come on.

Alexander.

How nice of you to join us.

It's a bit of a last supper for me, I'm afraid.

Why is that?

I'm off on a tour of Europe tonight.

Family business.

But I didn't want to miss the festivities,

especially seated opposite somebody so lovely.

You and I must talk, Brooke.

I sense you are an old soul.

All right, guys, it's game time.

Let's get the first course on the table.

How's my Djon Djon, Sierra Sierra?

Mm! Ready to plate. Good.

Are you feeling all right, Emily?

Hmm?

Look at them.

You're not going to let them get away with it,

are you?

Our first course is a twist on a Creole classic,

Djon Djon mushroom rice.

Thank you.

Mm.

Oh, thank you. That looks incredible.

Mm. I wouldn't.

You're allergic to mushrooms, remember?

I'm not. Trust me.

Tonight you are.

Mm.

Well, you're hungry tonight?

Oh. This is so delicious.

Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?

Enjoying the meal?

Oh, yes, thank you. It's delicious.

Finished?

I'm just getting started.

Can you serve me seconds?

Um... Of course, ma'am.

Um... hello.

Hi. What the fuck was that?

What? What do you mean what?

What the fuck was that?

You squeezed his ass like it's a fucking baguette.

Main course ready to plate?

All right. Here you go.

A request for seconds on the Djon Djon.

Yep.

Hey. You got a pretty rowdy crowd out there.

Have you noticed?

That's a good thing. If you say so.

Jackie, chapos. Yeah, you got it.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Sorry. I'm feeling kind of funny.

Just grab a ginger ale. That'll help you.

Yeah.

There you go, ma'am.

What the fuck!

What the hell are you doing? Get your hands off her, man.

What the hell kind of wine are we serving?

This is delicious...

...but your chef must be using quite a strong spice.

If you liked that, then you'll love this.

Guys, plates are up.

Sierra? What's so funny?

Are you okay?

Your face. What's wrong with your face?

What's so funny?

Your face. Calm down.

What's wrong with your face?

It's okay.

Sierra, calm down. Put the knife down!

What's wrong with your face? What's wrong with your face?

Calm down.

What's wrong with your face?

Come help me. What's wrong--

Calm down. It's okay. Don't touch me.

What is wrong with everyone?

No, no, no, no. Please, please.

Merci!

I hate to dine and dash, but um...

Try me.

There goes the four-star review.

Please.

Huh?

Emily!

Emily!

Police! Hands up!

Drop the knife!

Drop it and raise your hands. Do it now.

Hey!

Stop!

Chris, it's me! Get in!

Go. Go, go, go, go!

My God, Christian.

Are you okay? Not really.

Seems like everybody's losing their fucking minds.

I need to get to Babtiste's place.

He's leaving the country.

He's... he's got a flight out tonight.

Then get me close to the property,

and then get as far away as you can.

What?

What, you think you can get rid of me now?

I'm the only one who can get you in.

Out! Now!

What the fuck?

What the hell are you doing? Saving your life.

Babtiste doesn't want you dead.

He'll only do that if you try something stupid.

Like breaking in.

Babtiste? Since when are you two so cozy?

Oh, no. It's not just Babtiste.

I've studied the Wiccan arts, Christian,

and now I finally know I'm meant to practice them.

Brooke, don't do this.

Brooke! Move!

Wakey, wakey. Eggs and baccy.

Where's Emily?

Exactly where she was always meant to be.

There is such a thing as destiny, Christian,

and hers is not with you.

You're fucking crazy. Am I?

You're the one that poisoned an entire restaurant

full of patrons, not me.

But I do owe you my thanks.

You see, she needed to repeat her revenge

to be truly reborn.

Oh, look at her, Christian!

The scorn of Lilith, the majesty of Cleopatra,

are all born again in her,

the one true witch that you

have helped me return to our world.

Even if you're right, why would she need you?

A lowlife con man just running out of his family money?

Because, Christian,

behind every great woman is a great man,

something you could never be.

You see, my great, great grandfather,

Bishop Grogan, he knew she had that power.

He drove her to it.

Now by my hand, Naga Soth has risen again,

and I will be her master.

It is the destiny of my bloodline.

You really are fucking crazy.

Well, I prefer the word visionary.

You see through your drug addict girlfriend,

I brought her eternal life.

And now she'll do the same for me.

Where is Emily?

Where is she?

That is such a good question.

Emily! Emily! Where is Emily?

No, please. God, no.

No.

You're still missing the bigger picture, Christian.

That woman in that photograph of yours,

she wasn't the victim. She was a witch.

She was the practitioner.

The direct bloodline of Naga Soth.

It was actually quite a tragedy.

That woman, she had a little baby

who was sent to an orphanage.

Such a cruel fate.

She must have been about Emily's age, don't you think?

No!

Yes, Christian.

Shakespeare said it best.

“We are all but fortune's fool, Prospero...

and fate has come home to roost.”

Emily?

Em?

What have you done to her?

Oh, I only helped her complete the journey

that she started with you.

I'm not leaving here without her.

You are welcome to take her,

if she'll go with you. If she's still your Emily,

I will let you both walk out of here alive.

And if not, well, then you've lost to a better man.

So, Christian...

Lady's choice.

Emily?

Em?

Em?

Christian!

No.

No, don't touch him.

This is just getting interesting.

Back up or I'll kill her.

No, you won't. Try me!

It might be the only way to set her free.

Go ahead, kill her.

I'm waiting!

No! Christian! He'll never let you leave alive.

We will rule a world of darkness,

her and I. Just as we were always meant to.

Forever and ever. Amen.

The transference is complete. Observe.

No!

Enough is enough.

Emily?

No!

I surrender to you,

dear sweet Emily.

Think, Emily.

A good girl wouldn't pull the trigger

on an unarmed man now, would she?

But a junkie whore just might.

So the question is...

which one are you?

First rule of recovery, own your addictions.

Chris. Oh, my God, Chris. Chris, Chris.

Hey, are you okay? Hey, are you okay?

Can you move?

Come on. We have to... we have to get out of here.

We have to get out of here. No. You go.

I can't go. I love you.

I love you so much. Me too.

Please don't leave me.

Look.

Just remember, I'll always be right there.

Waiting for you on the other side.

Christian.

Come. I'm sorry. He's gone. He's gone.

Police, everybody out!

Get you out of here. Come on. Let's go.

Thank you.

That'll be all, ma'am. Thank you.

Guy owned this whole place...

and the last thing that went through his mind

was a nine millimeter slug.

Secure the gurney.

You must be a very well informed, young lady,

to know how to contact me.

I have my sources.

But I'm no lady.

It is authentic, Your Holiness.

You understand this is not a donation.

You must understand that the Church cannot pay cash

for such toys of the devil.

It would be very inappropriate.

I'm so sorry for wasting your time then.

However, the spoils of war between good and evil

have been abundant,

and there is a proper reward in this case.

Thank you, Your Holiness.

You can imagine how relieved I am

to know that such a wicked thing

should be under the Church's protection.

Of course.

Now please forgive me, I have to prepare benediction.

We will say a prayer of thanks for your services.

Of course.

Oh, and Your Holiness?

Yes.

You'll need this.

Good luck.