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Oh no! Why?!

Why didn’t anyone tell me?

’Cause you didn’t follow the show!

Great evil dragon, forgive me for disturbing your peaceful sleep.

I beg you, lend us your strength. Help mankind to defeat the demon lord.

In return I offer you my life.

Please, devour me, oh great evil dragon!

Huh?!

Great evil dragon, please eat me up …

Wait, wait, wait!

Don’t be silly, why would old me want to eat you?

Oh, might I perhaps not be of your liking?

Liking? Nonsense!

Old me is a herbivore dragon, me never eats meat!

But I’m quite confident about my meat quality. Please be sure to try a bite.

No, no, hold it! Are you insane?

Don’t you know you’ll die when being eaten?!

I am prepared to die.

It would be my honor to be eaten by you,

great evil dragon.

Again, listen to me. Old me is neither an evil dragon nor a carnivore.

See that over there? These plants and fruits are what I prefer to eat.

Okay, I get it.

Phew, finally she understood.

This little lady really is a weird one.

Great evil dragon.

What is it now?

Please dig in!

Am I talking Chinese or what?!

You are merely a low-rank member amongst the demon lord’s Generals.

But we all know, your true powers surpass those of the demon lord by far.

Therefore, I am willing to offer you my life. Please lend us humans a hand.

When did the outside world begin to pass down this nonsense about me?

Old me has lived for 5000 years now. Indeed, I have not ceased to grow bigger.

But I have always been of little courage.

The demon lord’s general? Me?!

Never have I ever harmed any human or animal!

Get up, little girl.

Old me understands your wish.

But I really have nothing special about me except for my old age.

You should go home now, or your parents will be worried.

I am all alone, I don’t have a mother or father.

No one would be sad, if I died.

Besides, I’m supposed to be your offering. The villagers would kill me, if I ran away.

If you won’t eat my flesh, then I will offer you my soul instead.

What are you doing?! Put the knife away!

But great evil dragon,

I need to die first to extract my soul as offering.

Are you not listening? Old me will not eat you!

And just think about my trouble disposing of your body!

I understand your concern. I will be sure to dig a hole first.

Just why are you so keen on dying?!

What a waste.

I can sense a trace of magical powers streaming out of her.

Weren’t she doomed to be a sacrifice, she could perhaps become a reservist wizard.

Great evil dragon, where should I best die to avoid causing you trouble?

Old me cannot just stand by and let her kill herself.

Great evil dragon? Great evil dragon!

What should I do?

Yes, I’ve heard you. Little girl, old me has already devoured your soul.

High-ranking dragons like old me can devour souls without killing the person.

Old me will help you explain it to the villagers, so go home and don’t worry

Really?

Uhm, that was about two days lifespan worthy a soul.

Your soul was very delicious, old me is content now.

He ate my soul …

that means …

I am now the great evil dragon’s disciple!

What?

Anyway, old me will bring you to your village.

But without shoes you will get hurt. Come, climb on my back.

No, I must not trouble you like that, great evil dragon!

Oh, I got it!

Now that I am your disciple,

my body is part of yours, so no need to be polite, right?

Well, whatever you say.

Episode 01 Please eat me up, great evil dragon!

Why are they all so frightened by old me?

It’s not like I’d ever caused anyone in the forest any trouble.

Old me is but a vegan dragon crouching in his home.

Great evil dragon.

That’s my village over there.

I hope the villagers will give me a warm welcome.

Well, I saw this coming.

I must not show my fear!

I’ll be doomed, if they learn that I am such a loser …

H-Honorable great evil dragon.

May I inquire the purpose of your visit.

Was it you who prepared this sacrifice for me?

Great evil dragon. Was the sacrifice not to your liking?

You foolish humans!

This little girl may still be alive.

However, old me has already devoured her soul.

Old me wants to savour her delicious aftertaste.

So don’t you dare bring me any other sacrifice again,

it will only contaminate my taste buds.

Do you understand?

A-As you wish!

Good thing, I could tell them anything and they’d believe me.

However …

I am all alone, I don’t have a mother or father.

No one would be sad, if I died.

I have a bad feeling about leaving her to those villagers.

One more thing.

Right!

Her soul was of utmost exquisiteness.

Therefore, I have decided not to harm you all ever again.

This girl has done great good for you.

You shall be treating her well.

Regarding the fight against the demon lord,

old me will take it into long-term consideration.

Right.

I’ll just hide in my hole for a few centuries, then no one will remember this anymore.

Ha! That’s super-smart old me for ya!

Uweeeh!

Oh, wrong!

Groaaaar!

The great evil dragon is in rage!

Who threw that stone?!

You filthy monster!

Lai Aode?! How dare you devour Lingzi’s soul!

I will take you down!

Oh no, I’m done for!

One more strike and I’ll end up with a concussion!

Just shut your silly mouth, you brat!

Great evil dragon, my deepest apologies! He is merely a child.

Let go of me!

I beg you, please have mercy!

Such a tiny stone does not even make me itch.

In fact it hurts like hell!

You monster! You devoured Lingzi’s soul and left her as an empty shell!

Oh, no, fear not. Old me only had a teeny-tiny bite.

It is absolutely not what you think!

I will take revenge for Lingzi!

Lingzi! What did that monster do to you?

The great evil dragon certainly is not a monster.

And I am his disciple now.

Lingzi …

Don’t you ever be rude to the great evil dragon again.

I will kill you without turning a hair.

Er, Lingzi, was it?

Really, no need to do so much for me.

You and me are now one. I will certainly not allow anyone offending you.

Dammit!

Hear me out. Please give Lingzi her soul back!

I will be your sacrifice!

It should’ve been me from the start, I drew the lot.

W-Why you! Stop babbling!

You are the heir to this village!

That’s why I spent so much money on Lingzi as the perfect sacrifice!

Perfect …

Perfect sacrifice my foot!

She’s no cattle!

If saving it means killing an innocent girl, this village should rather perish!

Say no more, my child.

This young boy cares so much about her. You will never do what I say, will you?

He surely will protect Lingzi

and help her get away from her deluded strains of thought.

Old me should quickly get out of here.

Bad news!

What happened?

Monsters from the mountains, approaching our village!

It’s a pack of Dark Wolves!

There’s 30 … No, it’s at least 40 of them!

O-Old me is done for!

The Dark Wolves produce clones from their shadows.

They’re aggressive, strong and hard to handle.

Old me must get out of here now!

Whoa! They’ve surrounded me!

Great evil dragon, it will be a piece of cake for you to crush them!

Great evil dragon, I’m sure, you can do it! You’re invincible!

You can do it, great evil dragon!

Old me doesn’t want to die here yet!

Oh, no, calm down. Just give it a shot, hope will prevail.

Don’t get cocky, filthy pack!

Old me is a general of the demon lord!

Get lost already, you tiny little ants!

It’s hopeless! They won’t listen!

Okay, I surrender! I’m at my limit already!

You’re right, great evil dragon.

As your disciple, I am at my limit, too.

When did she … get on my back?

You foolish beast

dared to unleash a murderous aura towards the great evil dragon.

My indulgence is at its limit, too.

From the moment the great evil dragon devoured my soul,

I have been mortal no more.

The great evil dragon shall not need to bother with you lowly creatures.

I alone will be enough to blow you away.

And there I thought this little girl had only a smidge of magic power.

However, what old me senses now, is a power rarely seen in my 5000 years of life.

One that only a handful of great wizards can ever posses.

No, she even surpasses the magical powers that I sensed from the great wizards.

Try tasting the tip of the iceberg from the great dragons powers!

Giant Claw of the Dragon King!

Giant Claw

of the

Dragon

King

Great evil dragon,

it was my honor to use a ten millionth of your great powers.

What? “Giant Claw of the Dragon King”? Old me knows no such thing!

The great evil dragon’s disciple has crushed all of the Dark Wolves!

I think this little kid might be much scarier than the Dark Wolves.