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This story is adapted from Tomato Story's 《I Learned to Slay Gods in a Mental Asylum》 Author Sanjiu Yinyu

The kind ox wags its tail and left,

the lucky tiger enters your home.

On this Chinese New Year's Eve,

the border guards starts their snowy patrol.

They wish the people of our nation,

Happy New Year,

and a heartfelt New Year's greetings.

Take this.

Little sister,

let's go over there.

How is it,

is that good?

That's great.

Here, here, here.

BLAZING STARLIGHT

Little girl,

You look

a bit spicier than the fire.

You like shit talk?

I'll kick your ass moron!

Qimo,

how's your situation?

A bird that never lands, chasing a hopeless dream, until it drowns in the sea.

Almost done.

Let's wrap up our battles quickly and

meet up with the captain.

The gap between us and the Sea Realm is fatal,

working together

is our only chance to defeat Han Shaoyun.

Ran into a little trouble.

Young friend, you're quite a master of all arms.

Don't worry,

it'll be over soon.

Pair of fives.

Can't afford it.

Take that! A pair of Jokers!

Your cards are artifacts too!?

(Oh shit!)

Hotshot,

so cool!

Why is it suddenly raining?

This is bad.

I'm losing mental power.

(Oh shit)

It's a Sea Realm!

The appearance of all things in the rain,

is called Baptism.

Only the soul of thunder nurtured by rain,

never extinguishes. T/L Note: by now if you haven't gotten it, the WHOLE world is against China basically.

Snowball,

today is quite lively.

Snowball,

should we help him?

You look extraordinary from afar,

very dashing.

And when I get close,

your features are more striking,

delicate like baby's skin!

Weird,

why couldn't I move just now?

I really,

I really

want to taste it.

This feeling again.

Aw, you figured me out cutie.

You've got nowhere to run.

Ever since I entered this place,

everything is off.

You better be a good boy and listen,

otherwise,

I'll have to punish you.

Her realm is higher than mine,

and there's an aura of god.

She's also a Divine Agent.

Welcome to my Divine Domain.

The Three Gorgon Sisters always shared their fortune. T/L Note: Greek Mythology: Medusa, Stheno and Euryale. Daughters of Phorcys, sea-god of the deep, mother Ceto.

Lin Qiye,

look into our eyes,

submit in our dominion!

Come,

look into my eyes.

I looked,

you happy now?

Not enough,

not enough!

Keep going!

Keep breaking me! bitch is psycho...

These snakes' attacks are endless,

like it can regenerate constantly.

I need to break her Divine Domain first.

Damn.

You're mine!

Damn it!

It's been a minute,

Lin Qiye.

Your friends aren't looking too good.

He's totally stomping us.

We won't last three moves

against a Sea Realm.

How fragile.

unable to withstand a continuous rain curtain.

Take Cao Yuan with you in a minute.

The bodyguard mission has gone off the rails.

Hotshot,

don't do anything rash!

Even the most passionate life,

will fall like rain.

I don't fucking understand your dumb shit babbling.

Keeping him safe

at all cost,

complete missions with no risks.

You've always been the reliable one.

But you're still just at Torrent Realm.

You left the Capital, yet,

you watch over this tiny town of Cang Nan.

This shouldn't be your destiny, Cheng Muye.

It doesn't matter.

Really?

The city will enforce 24-hour traffic control on key roads.

to remove road hazards in real time.

We'd like to remind all drivers,

during snow reduce driving speed.

Let's make another bet.

Let's bet the one you've chosen,

whether or not he can defeat the opponents I picked for him.

So fluffy,

it's so disgusting!

Petrify.

Your hand!

It's fine.

To break this Divine Domain,

we need to find the three actual eyes.

Lin Qiye,

I need some time,

can you hold off the She Nu?

Of course,

what about you,

when did you learn Kung Fu?

I learned it from watching TV.

No matter what happens,

don't worry about me.

The Three Gorgon sisters?

The first one,

Stheno.

It hurts!

How dare you hurt my eyes!?

I'm going to kill you!

Where are you looking?

You're not going to keep look into my eyes?

Vision sharing.

We're running out of time.

So it's you, you vile thing!

I'm coming to catch you!

Oh no!

Snowball is the champion of the Relay race,

I'll just leave it in your care,

Lin Qiye.

The second snake eye is just ahead,

With the help of Dynamic field of vision,

I can be even faster.

The second one,

Euryale.

And next,

only one snake eye left.

Then let's end this quickly.

I'm going to eat all of you!

I got you!

Lin Qiye,

all the battles in Cang Nan are because of you.

Too bad,

you're going to die soon.

And they

will welcome death in their failure!

Just like now,

a disgusting little dessert

that I'll be eating right now!

No!

Never again!

No one will ever

get hurt because of me!

The only mortal weakness

that was concealed by the three sisters:

Medusa.

Found you.

But destroying the snake eyes

only broke her Divine Domain.

Nothing is over yet.

With her fallen,

what arose from her remain is the plague of poison;

Medusa's projection.

Destroying the calamity ridden Divine Domain,

will usher in the divine wrath.

Lin Qiye,

this is the last solution to the only correct answer.

The rest is up to you,

don't let me down.

Lin Qiye,

to challenge the divine authority,

is the sin of blasphemy,

for a thousand deaths cannot atone!

You're wrong

your the one challenged the divine

authority.

You dare...

You have too many secrets,

Lin Qiye.

So do you.

You want a break first,

then meet up with your captain?

They're on the Yu River,

it's still a ways off from here.

Just now,

thank you.

Once again,

nice working with you.

Nice working with you.

I shall punish you with my dying breath T/L Note: Αλ Γκορ, I checked AI and other language... this actually says Al Gore

I shall punish you with my dying breath

This is...

This is a curse for defying the gods.

My most excellent student,

You're already caught in a dangerous maelstrom,

one wrong move,

you will be crushed to pieces,

and drag everyone important down with you.

What's wrong with you?

My mental power,

it's like,

it's all gone!

I can't feel anything.

TO BE CONTINUED. . .

NEXT EPISODE

Hey,

Xiao Qi.

Are you

not feeling well just now?

Did I disturb you?

Did you make any new friends in the army?

Are there girls in the army?

Are the instructors really mean?

Don't overwork yourself,

okay?

Today is New Years.