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Remember, baby, this is our first time at the council.

Those fuckers are gonna try to railroad us into taking a shit deal. Gotta be

tough. I am tough.

This

is

Creel, the scavenger I told you about.

From Rancho Cucamonga.

Why don't you go fuck off with your lipstick?

The men need to talk shop.

Sorry, Boxer.

Still breaking her in.

Well, don't just lurk in the shadows.

Come here.

You're with the new one, right?

Yeah, for now.

I'm Krista, by the way. Hey.

Can I have a swig of that?

Thanks. All right, let's get down to business.

Laura, you owe me a make -good from last month's trade. What the fuck? Half

those shells were duds. Yeah, that's my fault.

Derek spilled an entire can of Surge on them.

I'll just double the bullets and throw in some extra medical. Anyone have any

wide tampons?

Me. But I want the batteries to be holding onto it for a rainy day. I'm

need the tampons first.

Well, hold up.

I thought the guys out there were making the deals.

We're the ones who make the real trades back here, babe.

Outside is just a monthly dick measuring contest.

So, we go to open the door, right? And I'm expecting to see a dead body because

of the smell. And you wouldn't guess what it was.

Okay, so I totally don't want to kill you girls, but Foxy said that I have to.

It's a whole power play thing so you can control the supplies.

But just to be clear, I so do not want to do this.

Fuck.

Fuck, I don't want to.

But what if you didn't have to?

We put up with their bullshit for protection, right? But look at us.

We're in the driver's seat.

Pedro said we can't drive.

Well, fuck Pedro.

He loves the fuck so much. We make the deals.

We deserve so much more than just a seat at the table.

We deserve the whole goddamn room.

Or do y 'all just want to be the bitches banished to the ladies' room forever?

All right.

Time to measure a dick.

So, the ladies and I have been talking, and we've all decided that we're dumping

you.

Now, this is an amicable split, so we'll leave you children the baby food and

take the rest.

Those are our terms, take it or leave it. You ungrateful slut can leave us,

you try and take our supplies, and we'll fucking kill you!

Anyone else have shit to say?

I think you're a bitch.

You're nothing without me. I was your ride or die!

Well, the ride's over, so...

Don't worry about your pants.

I had to search you for weapons. Only found one.

Small caliber.

So, you escaped New San Francisco. Hmm.

Impressive.

Or rather, it would be if you weren't a spy.

Spy? No, spy!

Playing dumb, classic spy moves.

You either start talking, or Mama's gonna start tweaking those turkey little

pepperoni.

What the fuck, Ashley?

You're supposed to come and get us when you woke up.

You mean like right away?

Ugh, fine.

You used to be cool.

Oh, quiet.

I'm so happy to see you.

I have so much to tell you.

New San Fran, it was a trap.

Raven tried to get me to play video games all day so I could enter the

tournament and win her her wish to help her creepy coma friend.

I'm happy to see you.

It's good to see you too.

And I'm not the only one excited to see you.

Lionel?

It's me.

Mr. You must be confused. My name's John.

Right. Your memory.

Sorry.

God, you look exactly the same.

Minus the braces.

How do you know I have braces?

I know because I'm your sister.

Wow. Okay.

Uh, it's, uh... Well, it's, uh... It's nice

to meet you.

Again.

Okay, okay.

So, what's up with the mad?

We call ourselves the dolls. Let's go.

The divide between insiders and outsiders grows by the day.

So we fight to make things even, Stephen.

We're making real change.

Our numbers grow with every community that we free.

And what started off as just four women became all this.

It should be your side.

You know, I like from a weird hug.

It wasn't that weird.

Hey, baby.

Would you help me out of this? My tits can't breathe.

Maybe later.

Here, try this on.

It'll go good with the pants.

So, catch me up on the last 20 years. I want to know everything.

Huh?

You know, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.

Milk Manning.

Had a cool car.

Met Quiet.

Here we are.

Uh, the Scouts are back. You want to be brief now, or...? No, it's fine.

Sister hasn't seen you in 20 years, and the best you can come up with is milk

manning?

I thought I would feel some way. Shit, remember something, but I don't.

I look at my own sister, and she's a complete stranger to me.

Just don't shut yourself off.

Just because you don't feel it now doesn't mean you never will.

Sure.

Come on.

I have someone you'll definitely remember.

Oh,

you're a sight for sore eyes.

He looks beautiful.

So, since I've been gone, it looks like you've made some changes to the car.

I would call them upgrades, but yeah.

Upgrades, right.

So, has Roadkill had any new passengers since me?

A few.

Not that that's any of your business.

No, no, it's not. Your car, your call.

So, what's a few? Like two, twelve? John. Okay, okay.

So, you're not gonna believe this, but I found a place that we can go away to.

My grandfather, he had a family cabin. It's remote as hell. It's up in the

Sierras, right? There's a lot of fishing holes. We can catch our own dinner.

Nobody will find us. We'll be safe.

We could live together, just you and me.

I mean, if your posse wants to come, they can sleep on the couch. That's

That cabin sounds great, John.

It does.

But I can't run away.

When I met up with the dolls, I realized I've been fighting against everything

instead of fighting for something.

I can't go with you because I'm entering the tournament.

No, no, no.

That tournament is a guaranteed death sentence. Yeah, but if I win? Now we're

dealing with ifs? When I win, I'm going to wish to bring down all the city

walls, finally put insiders and outsiders on an even playing field.

It's bad out here, John, and it's getting worse. You're going to be

the most ruthless and dangerous drivers in the country. Maybe I'm the most

ruthless, dangerous driver in the country.

Oh, eat a shit. Is that so hard to believe? I don't want you to die trying

prove it. You can't just show up here after seven months and start making

decisions for me. Oh, right. It sucks when people make decisions for you,

You know what? I can't believe you're still mad about that. You said all you

ever wanted was to go inside.

You were about to give it up. You should be thanking me. I should be thanking

you for shooting me?

Which time? Because it gets less and less cute.

Little motherfucker.

If you think I'm going to change my mind, you don't even know me.

Hey, dude, you took that without asking.

Quiet, my B.

Ashley asked me to jimmy the door. She locked her keys in it.

Again. Second time this month.

Yeah, Ashley is really flaky. Except what's weird is this isn't actually her

car.

A couple of dolls synced up on their periods. The gauze is flying off the

like crazy.

Okay, you got me. I'm not a doll. No shit.

When did you sneak in?

Yesterday. Look, I'm so sorry.

But it's my baby brother.

I left him at our camp a few miles back and he...

really sick.

I mean, it's like blood in piss bad. I swear I only stole what I needed to put

him out of his misery.

Okay, okay.

Let's take it easy.

I mean, we can handle this like adults, right?

Yeah. You know, I was thinking the same thing.

So, are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room?

Your brother is fine as hell.

I'm so glad you said something. I'd make it face my car seat. I want to put his

gear shift in my gas pipe. Ew!

Krista! We need to talk.

Alone.

You brainwashed quiet.

So, I don't know, I'm un -brainwasher now.

Want to try that shit again?

No one barges into my tent and orders me around, even if they're blood.

You can't let her enter that tournament.

We still haven't decided who's entering the tournament, but yeah, she's a

contender. I know Quiet. She's not ready. You knew Quiet for a minute.

I've known Quiet for seven months.

Plus, the tournament was her idea.

It was?

Yes.

We both know no one can brainwash that girl.

Even if I did agree with you, which I don't, by the way, she would still do

You know I'm right.

I can tell.

How? Because Daddy used to make that same face when he knew I was right, too.

I still can't believe you haven't asked about our parents.

I mean, don't you want to know what happened to them?

Is it a good story or a bad story?

Enjoy being a hypocrite much?

You don't steal all the time.

It's complicated, kid. Hey, don't call me kid.

I'm Mayhem.

You named yourself that, didn't you? Wow, I'm really getting a lecture on

from you? Quiet.

At least I didn't name myself.

It's a really bad idea that you're keeping me here, okay? People are after

Dangerous people.

And if they find me, you won't like it.

Oh, well, then you are free to go.

Hope the little arms are strong.

Come on, you can't chop down a tree with this shit. A bush, maybe. Well, you

better get started.

Hey.

Jeremy. Nice to see another Y -chromos number around here. Please don't try and

bond with me.

All right, listen up.

Calypso's tournament begins in a few days.

An opportunity to change everything.

For all of us.

But it's a long shot. No shit.

We need as many dolls as possible to continue our fight from here.

So... We will send one doll.

And one doll only.

If you want to be considered, stand your ass up.

I'm ready to take on any motherfucker who stands in my way until I get my

Our wish.

Ashley, sit the fuck down. Suck it, banana tits. I'm ready.

I'm driving, too.

I, for one, think it's time for men's voices to take a backseat.

You can't drive.

You're not a doll.

You have something to say?

Oh, is that cool?

You know, because I'm not a doll either, so I just want to be clear on what the

doll rules are.

Unless... Well, wait.

Are you scared to drive up against a man?

Because from over here, it seems like you don't think you can beat him.

And if you can't...

Well, then what makes you think you have a chance at this tournament? Enough!

The toddler has a point.

We need to see who has what it takes against any competition.

And there's only one way to reach that conclusion.

It's a battle of heart, will, and wit.

Prepare for the dance of the dolls!

Did you... Did you really just step on my line?

You're really going to go this far to stop me? You sound threatened.

Afraid I'm going to show you up. Anything you can do, I can do backwards.

So think don't I.

You dink it.

Hey, thanks for standing up for our gender.

Because of you, I'm throwing my hat. All right, brother.

All right, ladies, let's gear up.

Didn't think you'd be fighting for the cause after one afternoon.

I'm not.

I'm trying to keep quiet from throwing her life away.

This is what I gotta do to stop her, and so be it.

Stop her?

You're gonna watch that girl fly.

And try not to fuck up shrapnel too bad.

You name your car.

Yeah.

Jeremy fucking crying again?

Maybe giving me a foot massage will cheer him up.

Jeremy!

Okay.

Well,

now you're doing my move.

He probably thinks I learned this from him.

Time for some fireworks.

Get ready to eat my... Oh, shit.

Thanks, Bright John.

Enjoy second place.

Oh, come on, Pink Theory.

Thanks for the watch.

I'm going to fucking win this thing!

Oh, no.

No! Shit!

Fuck!

Jumpstart now.

Oh, hell no.

That's all you got? Yes.

No, not yet.

Ah, ah, ah, nice try.

Kiss my ass.

Fuck it.

God damn it, this is too fast.

Shit,

shit, shit!

Quiet.

Are you okay?

Let me help you. I'm fine, John. Are you okay? I said I'm fucking fine. I don't

need your help.

Ladies.

Get roadkill to a garage. She has a tournament to win and she needs a

real bad.

Hey, where's the kid? I don't know. Who cares?

Where are you going?

That little shit has my best hatchet.

I told you she's the real deal.

Yeah, I see.

Just coming to say congrats.

Thanks.

I spy a little bitch.

What the hell are you doing here?

Run!

What the fuck is this? Look at these horny motherfuckers. Not now.

You have something of mine. Girl stole from cave.

Our food.

Our cans.

Girl must pay.

Girl must pay.

Hey, you guys are committed to the bit. I like it.

Make the girl pay all you want. Take her back to your weird inbred hole. I don't

care. I'm here for that hatchet.

All right, all right. Come on, guys. Look, I'm John.

This is quiet.

Let me help the mood with a joke. How about that?

Knock -knock.

Run!

Metal Dog, fuck!

Yeah, yeah, fear the Metal Dog!

We hide all this way, now we're fighting, can't we?

I showed up, did not think that would work.

Looked like you learned a lot in those seven months.

So did you.

Where'd you learn to punch like that? We had Mortal Kombat inside.

Well, thank God for whatever that is.

It's weird to admit that was kind of fun.

Not weird at all.

It was nice to do it one last time.

It doesn't have to be the last time.

Where's that gun? I'd like to put it in my mouth.

Thanks for having my back, John.

All right.

I'll see you when the walls come down.

What's up, Lionel?

Nothing. Just fighting cave people.

I heard you and Quiet make quite the team.

Just like old times.

Must be tough to finally reunite with someone only to find out that they're

the same person.

If only I could relate to that.

Look, I know you don't believe in our fight, but...

Those walls are the reason our parents are dead.

They're the reason Quiet's brother's dead.

So who are we to try and stop her from doing something about that?

Look, I get it. You don't want her to die.

But you can't save her.

All you can do is just be there for her and have her back if she wants it.

How'd you get those braces off, huh?

Good story or bad story?

A long story.

Well, I got time.

Oh, come on, really? You're gonna save me and then just leave me here to die?

You're staying here with the dolls.

You might have been fine on your own before, but your lying little ass almost

got buried today.

The dolls will have your back.

Sometimes you need that more than anything.

What, like you and John?

No. No.

That is very different. I get it. I went through the same thing with my ex

-husband.

Your ex -husband?

Yeah. Gene and I got hitched just after my first period.

God, that was a weird honeymoon.

Was he your age?

No. No.

He was much younger.

But then I realized I didn't need Gene.

So I am with you. If you don't need John, dump him. I mean, who wants a

talkative old man around anyway?

He's pretty old. Yeah, what is he, like 60? All right, 70?

80. Oh, come on, that was funny. We were bonding.

More doll dinner in the tournament?

Just some extra protection on my way up.

I still think the tournament's a bad idea, but obviously you don't need me.

You're a badass, Quad.

I'll be rooting for you.

Look, I was thinking... I'm sorry,

did you... What? You know what? Shut up!

Come with me.

Wouldn't want to...

Cramp your style.

Just to be crystal fucking clear, John Doe, I don't need your help to win. Mm

-mm.

I just want you by my side when I... We do.

Let me check my schedule.

You're lucky I'm available.

Ah.

All right, let's head out.

If you two are gonna win...

You're going to need some special weapons.

And the baddest, deadliest, most overpowered specials can only be found

place. Diesel City.

Will you drive, Mr. Grimm?

Yes.

We will.