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Hi, I'm Jerry Springer, and welcome to
one wild and outrageous hour, jam

full of the craziest moments from The
Jerry Springer Show.

Completely uncut, uncensored, and
unbelievable.

It's the stuff we can't show you on
regular TV.

Now, our staff, comprised almost
entirely of idiots, morons, and

lunatics, with the help of two trained
chimps, have spent endless hours putting

together some of the hottest, sexiest
Springer clips in all their uncensored

glory.

And you won't believe what they've come
up with. It's guaranteed to leave you

breathless. So get ready. It's time to
have fun, Springer style.

We like to be naked.

We're going to show you your surprise
first.

a kiss from Jerry?

Go to you.

Does

anybody

else want a kiss from Jerry?

Trust me, we had the same reaction.

You remember when I went to that
bachelor party about three weeks ago?

Yeah. There was a stripper there.

She was dressed up as a cheerleader, and
she just turned me on.

I mean, I really have this thing. I
don't know if it's her, the outfit. I

it's the outfit.

But I'd really love for you to dress up
as a cheerleader for me.

And do a cheer that's especially for me.

You could be my cheerleader of my heart.

You brought this, before you even
answered, you brought this stripper

right? Yes, I brought her here to show
you what... Let's bring her out!

This is really what you want your wife
to be doing. Oh, yes.

It really excites me, Jerry.

It really does.

All right. Well, are we ready to bring
her out? Yes!

Here she is.

Cheerleading Crestod.

That is true love.

Okay, let's bring out your... This is
your girlfriend, right? Yes.

Did these crispies turn you into a
lesbian, or were you... No, not really.

really. I love them. I love the fact...
It's such an erotic feeling.

Especially when she's licking it off.

It's great.

It's great. Have you ever thought about
oatmeal?

Here she is, Callie.

But you know what? We have to show you
what we do.

This is not something you want to try at
home, is it? You can if you want to.

Oh, you can if you want. It's not hot.
Okay, but you have a boyfriend.

Yes, I do.

His name is Sean. Is he aware of this
fetish of yours?

He has no idea. He doesn't even know
I've been with another woman before.

Well, he does now because he's been
watching. Here's Sean.

This is your girlfriend. What do you
want to say to her?

I think it's great.

I just had lunch. So you are.

That may be well and good, but Platinum,
you have a boyfriend.

Yes, I do, Jerry.

Yes,

I do, Jerry. Does he have any idea what
you do?

No, he doesn't.

Are you worried that you're going to be
losing him?

I mean, no.

I mean, I pay the bills. I do everything
for him, so he shouldn't want to leave

me.

Well, we'll find out. Here he is. Lee.

We've been together a year and a half.
Why you ain't tell me that then?

Everything, everything you got on, I
bought.

The car you driving, I bought. It do, it
do, it do. It's about our love. We've

been together a year and a half.

So what?

This is your sister. You love the money
I make. I don't care.

That's your family. This ain't normal.
You go to hell for this.

Now, we'll need some paint. If you can
reach over there and grab yourself some

bottles.

to teach them how to do this right.

That is going to make me forget
Rembrandt. That is absolutely beautiful.

I'm going to hang it up in my bedroom.

And anytime you want to come and see it,
love to have you.

Faithful to your lover can be difficult
at times. Please meet Amber.

And that's our show.

Amber says working with hot, naked women
makes it hard for her not to cheat.

Amber, what's going on?

Well, Jerry, I'm here with my boyfriend
to tell him a dirty little secret that

I've been hiding from him. Which is?

We've been working at a strip club
together, and I've been with him for two

years now, and I can't help it, you
know, working with hot, naked women all

long.

You're telling me.

No, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

I know he's not going to be happy with
what I'm going to have to tell him, but

I'm pretty sure he's not going to be
surprised either, so... And what are you

going to tell him?

I'm going to tell him that I'm cheating
on him with another girl.

have been together for a year now,
right? Yes. And you've been engaged for

six months. About six months.

Yeah. How's it going?

It's going great. Yeah. You love him?
Oh, I love him with all my heart. Yeah.

So when he says, let's come on the Jerry
Springer show, you're thinking... Uh

-oh. He seems like a nice guy. Well,
what do you want to say to her? Well,

you know, we've been together for so
long. There's nothing I wouldn't do for

you. I love you to death.

And we have a beautiful daughter, but,
you know, before we tie the knot, you

know, I want to get, like, the wildness
out.

So, you know, we're just happy, and we
never didn't

explore anything. So I'd really like to
see you with another woman.

So what do you think?

I'm a little bit taken away by all this.
I mean, God.

I mean, it'll be fun, but I mean, just a
one -time thing. I mean, I love you

with all my heart.

One -time thing.

No, I love you with all my heart, and I
plan on spending the rest of my life

with you, so if it's going to make you
happy, I'll do it.

If you're willing to do it, then I got a
girl backstage that I'd like you to

meet.

watching, listening, and I have a
photographer here, and I'm going to go

and live my dream.

All right,

give it to me, baby.

Yeah, yeah, put your leg up, put your
leg up.

That's it. That's it. Oh, yeah. I love
that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Work with me, baby. Work with me. Oh,
there you go.

That's good. That's good. That's
beautiful.

Beautiful. Come over. Bend over. Bend
over.

Yeah. Yeah. There you go. There you go.
Oh, no.

That's wonderful.

That's fantastic.

Bend over. Bend over.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Beautiful.

Beautiful. It's wonderful.

Oh, I love this. I love this. I love
this.

Work with me.

Yeah.

This is beautiful stuff, baby.

Beautiful. Oh.

Don't move. Yeah. I always wondered how
they did this.

Get down.

Perfect. What are you doing?

What?

God, cover up.

Cover up. What the hell do you think
you're doing? What is your problem with

this?

You don't see a problem with this at
all?

Nothing? No.

Look at all these people. You don't have
any clothes on.

I think to make her feel comfortable,
all of you should take your clothing

Hey, if you don't want to be with me, I
bet somebody else would. Did you think

at all that this would be all right with
me? What do you think you're trying to

pull? Hey, I've supported you in
everything you do. Your school, your

everything. Why can't you support my one
dream?

School and everything else is different.
You don't see me pulling my dick out in

front of everybody.

Please meet Amber. Amber says she loves
being showered with attention. Amber,

what is going on?

Well, Jerry, I'm a stripper.

Oh.

Well,

thanks for being with us. Okay, next.

So what's the story?

Well, Jerry, I'm here because I love my
job. I love what I do. You love what you

do. I make great money. I love the
attention that I get.

My problem is with my boyfriend.

He doesn't like what you do. But I have
a great body and I'm going to show it

off.

I have a new act in my show, and I want
to show them what it is.

And I think this is fair, and Richard,
you'll back me up on this, but

exclusively, we're the only show that's
going to get her new act, right?

Yeah, we are first.

You think Oprah's going to get her new
act? No.

Is Montel going to get her new act? No.

Ricky Lake? No.

There you go.

All right. What are we doing? Oh, here's
your boyfriend.

Oh, he's been watching backstage. He's
not going to be too happy. Here he is,

Albert.

I thought you were going to quit.

I thought you were giving this up. I'm
not quitting for you or anybody else.

How can you do this? We've been together
seven months. Yeah, we've been together

seven months. I've been dancing for over
a year. You knew what I did. You met me

in the club. I met you in the club, but
I'm not one of those guys anymore. What

guys? Like these guys? Like these guys?

They don't seem to have a problem with
what I do.

But I do.

I didn't have a problem when it started,
no.

But I'm not just some guy from the club
now.

Well, you were when you started out.

And do you still think of me as the same
person?

I love you, but I'm not going to stop
doing what I do. I love my job, and if

you're so worried about it, then I guess
I won't be paying your rent anymore and

buying your clothes.

Well, what is it you want to tell them?

I brought you here to tell you that I
have a new act, and I want to show it to

you here today on the stage.

Well, I take showers for men for money.
You what?

And I'm going to take a shower right
here on the stage. Yes, I am.

We have somebody from the audience join
me.

I love what I do. What is this bit about
washing cars?

Oh, we do car washes in the nude.

And since you said that your car was
really dirty, we're going to show you

exactly what we do.

All right.

I don't have the heart to tell them.

That's not my car.

If a tree falls... Okay, okay, there's

one purpose.

I'm glad I didn't pay for this.

I'm not doing anything with a car.

You've never stripped before? Never,
never. I mean, not like at home in front

the mirror practicing your moves?

No. You're coming on national
television? You haven't even practiced?

No, I want to do it right now. Okay.

Well, let's bring out your girlfriend.

Now, this is the girl you're now
sleeping with. Correct.

Okay. Here she is, Cheyenne.

any kind of responsibility with him now
that you're carrying his child?

Of course. I will always stay friends
with him. But he can't do what this can.

Is this really love here or are you just
kind of enjoying it?

It's something that a man just can't
give. It's not all about the sex.

A lot of it has to do with the emotional
support and just the femininity. I

didn't see much emotion there.

There was emotion. Trust me.

Maybe I was looking at the wrong thing.

Okay. Okay.

You deeply love each other. Well, he's
watching backstage, right?

There he is. Here's Brad.

What was that? What was that? What was
that?

What was that?

What was that? What was that? What was
that? What was that? What was that? What

was that?

what it boils down to what it boils down
to if i can take care of this kid i

work i can support myself and this child
and she can do for me what you never

would be able to what what can i not do
what can i not do for you what have i

done for you i've done everything that
you've asked me and more and more you

cannot be a woman i can't i can't you
know what no no

screw this because you

He did. Out of this picture. You are out
of the picture. I am sick of the way

you are controlling.

I am sick of how pissed off you get
because of my job. I love you.

We can walk out here tomorrow, and this
never happened.

You love her. You take care of her. I do
take care of her. No, you don't. Yes, I

do. What do you know? How do you take
care of me? You're a damn family

You can't know. No, no, no.

I love what she can give to me that you
can't. Point blank.

When I found out that you were bisexual,
I'd try to be that woman for you. I'd

try to be that... Welcome

back. If you just joined us, I have no
idea what's going on.

Okay, we have Bianca and Chloe here, and
they are our lesbian couple, and they

want to...

And they want to invite someone else so
that they could be a threesome. And they

asked for volunteers from the audience.
And apparently there's going to be a

contest. And the winner of the contest

will become your third.

Okay, so I'll let you take over.

Chloe, right? Well, first off, we
decided we'll start off with who's got

prettiest underwear.

What happened? Well, you don't have any
underwears, what you're saying. That's

great.

I'm not a judge, but that's got to be
worth some points.

This must be your proudest moment.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, and now... Who wants to see boobs?

See who can rub the best. Who's doing
the judging? What was that? I want to

pause.

Can we eliminate one more? One more?
We've got to eliminate.

She doesn't rub very well.

She's got to go.

It's the final two. Here's the last
test.

Let everybody hear your best fake
orgasm.

Wait a second. This sounds familiar.

Where have I heard that before? You go
first.

We've got to hear what they sound like
before we take them home, right?

I should tell you, I used to be a
journalist.

And as a journalist, it's important to
be able to interview people.

So what do you think about the impact of
inflation on the world bond market?

So was this an enjoyable experience?

Hell yeah. Come on. These two girls are
fine.

What the heck am I going to ask them?

Okay. We'll be back.

I want to have sex with my brother's
girlfriend.

Oh, boy.

You want to have sex with your brother's
girlfriend? Does he know this?

No, I've approached her. She's never
been with a woman. I've approached her,

she's decided that she wants to go
through with it.

What's your brother going to say about
this?

We're about to find out, I guess. All
right, well, I'll let you tell your

brother. He's been watching backstage,
so I guess he knows now.

Here he is, Barry.

What the hell are you

doing?

I want to have sex with your girlfriend,
and I have to tell you before they want

to do it.

I'm sorry. I'm not trying to hurt you. I
really like her. And she really likes

me, too.

That's not right.

It may not be right, but it feels right.

Yeah, maybe for you.

Think about me a little bit, Tammy.

I'm not trying to hurt you.

I really like her. She's here, too. She
must be with me, too. I've been with her

for two fucking years.

Well, you know, she came to me also.

Tammy,

I've shared everything in my whole life
with you. I'm not sharing Michael.

You are already sharing your girlfriend.
We've already talked about it. We're

going to do it.

She wants to try something new. No. And
it's going to be with me. You can't stop

it.

It's better that you know this now
before you get more serious with her. I

think you really know what you're doing.
I know exactly what I'm doing.

You have no feelings that you're hurting
your brother? I do. You say you don't

want to hurt him, but you are. I'm not
trying to hurt him. It's just a strong

feeling. I love women. I love having sex
with women. And I want to see what

she's like. Do you think if you were...

When you talk to your girlfriend, you
think you could talk her out of this?

I mean, did you ever know that you were
interested in women, your girlfriend?

No. No. Well, she hasn't been with a
woman before, has she? No, but she's

to like it. Well, we'll see. Here she
is.

Here's Paige.

I'm sorry. I'm already committed.

All right.

Okay, not that committed.

That was hot.

I need some water.

Here you go, Jerry. Hey, thanks, Carl.

Well, that's our show. I hope you
enjoyed it. And don't forget to check

local listings for Uncut Volume 2 coming
soon.

Until next time.

Take care of yourself and each other.