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Ep. 4: Makina Gets a Uniform

Eita...

Eita...!

Eita.

Eita!

Eita

Ahhh!

Eita?

Eita...

Eita!

M-M-M-Makina?!

Eita, why are you fidgeting like that with your hands pressed to your crotch?

Uh, n-nothing, I just—

Ah-hah, based on my high spec Al analysis:

Eita you were just masturbating,

using ME as fantasy fuel!

N-N-N-No I wasn't!

Youshould let me see, for future reference!

Th-Th-Th-That's quite all right!

Just show me!

I'm curious how men use their prostate gland in order to feel good!

Don't look, seriously!

Knock knooock!

It's my landlady!

Shoot! We've made too big a commotion.

I'm hosed if she finds out I've got a girl in here!

Please, you have to make sure she doesn't notice you!

G-Got it! Stealth mode!

Good morning, Eita.

It sounded pretty noisy in here.

Do you have somebody over?

Uh, no, I just—

Oh, dear, I'm-interrupting, aren't I?

Boys will be boys, after all.

It's-fine, just...

try to keep your, uh, volume down.

These walls are fairly thin...

Is she gone?

Whew!

So like, by 'volume.

did she mistake our sounds as being from your computer or something?

Yeah. Something like that, I guess.

Just try to please keep your voice down.

Got it. I'll set my moan volume to low.

Don't moan.

So since your apartment exploded,

what are you going to do about your school uniform?

Yeah, my old uniform's gone now,

but I got in touch with Mamimi yesterday

and she agreed to bring me her sister's old one.

Got in touch how?

Ta-dahhh!

Somehow, my smartphone was the one thing that survived that crazy explosion!

You use a smartphone?

I'd figure a robot would just access the Internet directly

using their electronic brains.

Yeah but it'd be real weird for a girl to call somebody on the phone

with their brain!

I'm supposed to be a normal girl robot, after all!

I don't think normal girls have their homes blasted to smithereens in explosions...

Anyway, I'm off to my meetup to pick up my new uniform!

You're gonna go out wearing THAT?

Too casual?

You could say that.

Then how about this?

I guess that's a bit better.

Why is she still so sexy even, when she's wearing my clothes?!

Come on, Eita! You're coming, too.

Why me?

You're here to support me in my academy life, right?

This'll be practice.

Ah. Yeah, okay.

Eita, how come you're wearing that getup?

In order to help maintain your secret,

need to hide our relationship.

It's weird for a shut-in to be hanging with one of the popular girls.

Is that so?

Heheheh.

Methinks I shall support you

by sneakily keeping my distance and observing from the shadows!

So you can look like a stalker?

Look, if you're gonna be walking the streets with a babe like me,

then escort me properly.

Stop acting like such a freak!

I...I'm just embarrassed!

I've never done anything I resembling a date with a girlfriend before.

What?! Date? Girlfriend?!

Please,now I'M the embarrassed one!

Don't get the wrong idea now! Ugh, SO awkward!

Y-Yeah, I'll try not to get any wrong ideas.

"Girlfriend" Yeah, right. As if.

So she's fine with sex,

but is embarrassed to be someone's girlfriend?

Even when she's just waiting on a friend in the park,

Makina looks so... picturesque.

Are you watching?

Ah, yes. I'm keeping an eye out from the shadows.

If there's anything wrong, just give me a call.

Ah, so he IS watching.

He really is like a little stalker, then.

Just what is taking Mamimi so long?

So much time to kill.

Leg check...

wonder how much I can move it?

Why is Makina moving her body around like that?

Everything seems to be in order.

My mobility is pretty much normal.

It'll at least be enough to live a normal academy lifestyle.

Ohh, Makina, don't do that HERE!

My leg came loose! What do I do?!

Makina!! How bad's the damage?

Do you think you can bear with it?

I think the weight is gonna make it pull free.

Can you make it over to the restrooms where I am?

Nooo way.

I'm coming to help!

Ooh, I'm late!

Ah, Makina!

Oh nooo!

That creepy stalker just dragged Makina into the restroom!

Hey, isn't this the men's room?

J-Just get into the stall.

Ah, well.

Guess We gotta jury-rig things in here.

Doesn't look like we have much other choice.

This really IS good practice,

for living a normal schoolgirl life while hiding the fact that I'm a robot.

Just pretend like I've been targeted!

I'll be furious if it turns out you did this on purpose.

For now, sit down over here, please.

Ewww! I don't want to touch a boys' toilet!

Whoops! There goes the leg!

I'll just stay standing.

That'll make this more difficult.

I need to fit that back into place ASAP.

Wanna do this from the front?

Or from behind?

Either way works, really.

Okay, I'm gonna stick it in, now.

Yeah, hurry up and stick it in!

I need it in there!

Eep! Hey, you're trying to stick it in the wrong hole!

Hold still!

I can't do this right with all your squirming!

And keep your voice down!

But that's the wrong hole!

Quiet down!

Makina?

Oh, what should I do?

Do I call the police?

No, don't stick it in THERE!

Quiet! It'll be your fault if this goes wrong! Now don't move!

Stop!

I'm gonna put it in now!

Don't!

Makinaaa!

Are you all right?!

Huh? Mamimi?

Wait, are you alone?

I thought some stalker dragged you in here to assault you.

But there's no one here...

Of course not! I-It's just me!

Sooo, Makina...

why are you alone in the men's room,

making weird noises?

Now THAT was a close call!

I just let Mamimi think I was playing a naughty prank on her for being late.

and bam, problem solved!

I feel like that was a pretty heavy-handed play, but...

at least it got her out of there.

And hey,

I think we made a good team in keeping my identity a secret.

Plus, I did get my uniform.

Tomorrow's another day. Keep up the good work backing me up,

Eita!

At this point all I can feel is super anxious.

Well, Eita, what do you think?

You like my new uniform?

Y-You should change into a new shirt right away!

Hmmm. Now what's got you looking away all red in the face, I wonder?

It's just...

kind of intense, seeing you here the way I'm used to you looking.

Ah, I see, I see.

So that's what it is.

So then, you wanna rub one out?

Whoa, whaddya meaaaan, rub one out?!

Eita, isn't this the version of me

you wanted to sleep with in the first place?

Like I already said, no one is sleeping with anyone!

You virgins love to say that,

but your body has desires that can't be denied.

I'm not having sex!

Sex is for sex-having adults.

and so that means no having sex for me!

Eita?

I know it's normal for you young people to have issues with your sexual desires.

but I do need·to ask you to please keep it down, okay?

It's my landlady!

Hey, you're the one who shouted.

Don't blame me.

Ah, to be young again...!

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