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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,220 --> 00:00:08,090 Makina is a robot... 2 00:00:08,430 --> 00:00:11,850 outfitted with special functions designed to seduce men. 3 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,720 And that special function is... 4 00:00:16,390 --> 00:00:18,560 Hey Eita, let's have sex. 5 00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:20,980 ...it's sex. 6 00:01:51,990 --> 00:01:56,990 Ep. 3: Makina Bathes with a Guy 7 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,950 Like! I! Said! 8 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,250 Stop assaulting me when you're naked! 9 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:06,170 Knock it off! 10 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:12,800 Oh, Eita. You're always such a buzzkill. 11 00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:17,430 We're talking about a high-tech robot who's here to teach a virgin 12 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,850 about the world of mind-blowing sex! 13 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:21,730 Teach me what, exactly? 14 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:26,400 Did you forget you don't have any sex ed because of your botched design? 15 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,650 Huhhh? 16 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,530 There's gotta be something l can do. 17 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:33,610 Hey, how about a little snack? 18 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,820 Great, except I don't eat. 19 00:02:35,860 --> 00:02:38,910 Or how about lunch? I could whip something up. 20 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:40,790 I am a robot. 21 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:45,250 There's nothing a lone boy like me can do about this! 22 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,840 I'm not even sure how to hold a conversation with her! 23 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,710 Plus I feel like my room is way too filthy to let a girl see in this state. 24 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:54,010 I should fix that. 25 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,180 I'm gonna tidy up real quick! 26 00:02:56,220 --> 00:02:57,260 Mmhmm. 27 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,640 Here comes the vacuum! 28 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:00,810 Wee~ 29 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:03,600 Say, are there any daily necessities you need? 30 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,980 I can go buy some for you! 31 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:09,860 Robots don't require daily necessities. 32 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,190 Air freshener set out! 33 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:13,860 Flowers in a flower vase! 34 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:15,820 Potpourri on the walls! 35 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,830 Wow, he sure is working pretty diligently. 36 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:24,080 For a guy like him to be working while a robot lies in bed... 37 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,080 kind of kills the point of a robot. 38 00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:28,250 I'm a high-spec android honey trap 39 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:32,960 who seduces men with my rockin' body to fulfill my objectives. 40 00:03:33,010 --> 00:03:35,380 Obviously, I use people, 41 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:37,890 but I can't even engage my core function of having sex. 42 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:39,640 As far as our relationship goes, 43 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,930 I'm fully dependent on him. 44 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:44,020 I can't just leave things like this, 45 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:47,560 or my fate will be entirely up to his whims! 46 00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:51,060 Guess I just gotta do it. 47 00:03:56,490 --> 00:03:59,620 Cleaned my room, did my laundry, went shopping... 48 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:02,490 this whole day has been one busy drag! 49 00:04:02,530 --> 00:04:04,450 What am I even doing? 50 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,380 It's SERVICE TIME! 51 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:14,510 Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Makina?! 52 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:18,050 Just think of it as a robot tending to your needs. 53 00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:21,180 I've already said no sex! 54 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,230 Oh, no you don't! 55 00:04:30,190 --> 00:04:33,270 Look, first, just face this way. 56 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:34,860 See? It's fine! 57 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,190 We're not having sex. 58 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,320 I'm simply going to help wash your body. 59 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,820 From the front? With your HANDS?! 60 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:42,450 Makina, cut it out! 61 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,370 Stop resisting! 62 00:04:44,830 --> 00:04:46,620 If I just do THIS 63 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:49,370 resistance will be futile! 64 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:53,630 Y'know, as a robot agent, I have all sorts of tricks up my sleeve. 65 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:58,050 Wait, hold on. 66 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:00,340 Eita! 67 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:03,220 Your crotch looks so much different than mine! 68 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:05,640 And it looks like your intestines are poking out! 69 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,270 Did I tackle you so hard I made them shoot out?! 70 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:10,190 I've gotta push them back inside! 71 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:13,650 Owowowow! No, this is just what boys are like! 72 00:05:13,690 --> 00:05:15,770 You really don't know ANYTHING about sex, do you?! 73 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:16,900 Huh? Whaaat? 74 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:18,650 So this is normal?! 75 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:20,490 Wait, hold on. 76 00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:23,410 My superior Al shall employ analogical reasoning 77 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,080 based on the information I've acquired so far. 78 00:05:25,370 --> 00:05:27,700 The male prostate is a place that feels good. 79 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:29,750 Places that feel good are in the groin. 80 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,870 The prostate is an internal organ. 81 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,330 Men have internal organs coming out of their groin. 82 00:05:34,790 --> 00:05:36,340 Al, , answered! 83 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,510 Now I get it! 84 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:40,550 So THIS must be the prostate! 85 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,760 Don't grab that! 86 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,050 Male weak point, identified! 87 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:47,510 You're right, but you're so very wrong! 88 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:50,180 According to what I've learned from Mamimi, 89 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:53,940 men apparently get all “oooh~" when their prostate is poked. 90 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:56,650 And then you'll have the hots for me! 91 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,320 Now, let's poke our way in through the tip! 92 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,900 IN?! Ohhh, no no no no! 93 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:04,110 You can't do that! Stop! 94 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,120 Now now, don't worry. 95 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,620 It only hurts at first. 96 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:11,460 But soon you'll never want me to leave. 97 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,660 - Nyoowoowoo... - Whoa! 98 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:15,290 Her finger just transformed like something in a sci-fi flick! 99 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:17,000 I'm seriously freaking out! 100 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,010 Yaaah! I'll save you, Mr. Willy! 101 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:21,760 Hey, get back here! 102 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,680 But we're talking literal torture! 103 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,300 Stop struggling! 104 00:06:26,390 --> 00:06:27,510 - Gwah! - Whoa! 105 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:36,270 Ooooooh...! 106 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,860 Our chests... 107 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:41,570 Try to hold still or they'll get all slippery against each other! 108 00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:42,990 Ah... Ahh... 109 00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:45,110 M-Makina... Ahhh... 110 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,160 Hey! One of my legs has fallen off! 111 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,620 - Huh? - Also, 112 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:52,540 why am I looking up at my own butt? 113 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:54,410 AHHHH! Makina! 114 00:06:54,460 --> 00:06:56,960 Your head's come off! 115 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,000 And yoink! 116 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:02,710 So not only did I lose my leg, I lost my head, too? 117 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,010 How'd things get this bad?! 118 00:07:04,050 --> 00:07:07,930 Eita, are you sure you fixed me up properly? 119 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:12,270 Please don't move. 120 00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:17,400 You took considerable damage the other day, so things are pretty loose. 121 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,980 And you've got cracks in your joints. 122 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:21,150 Really? 123 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,820 Eita, fix me! 124 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:26,990 What you really need is a manufacturer's overhaul. 125 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,870 Well I don't know how to get one of those. 126 00:07:28,870 --> 00:07:31,490 At least let me make some stop-gap repairs, then. 127 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,420 Will I be able to attend school? 128 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:38,250 I want to be able to go. 129 00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:42,210 You said yourself that being found out as robot was a life-or-death matter for you. 130 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:44,340 You're very easily damaged right now, 131 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,550 so maybe it'd be better not to go. 132 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,010 You really want to go that much? 133 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:52,470 Is it to carry out your robot mission? 134 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,060 No, it's not that. 135 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:56,890 Unlike you, I actually have a lot of friends, 136 00:07:56,890 --> 00:07:58,400 so it's fun for me. 137 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,980 THAT'S why you want to go to school? 138 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,900 What? Why do you look so unconvinced? 139 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:05,110 If I'm gonna play human, 140 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,950 I need to treat my human relationships seriously! 141 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:09,070 In that case, 142 00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:13,410 just try to be careful not to overexert yourself at the academy. 143 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,580 Then, I can go? 144 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,500 You seemed pretty intent on going. 145 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:20,500 Just, please stay mindful about being discovered. 146 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:23,630 Remember, I'm here to help you, 147 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,170 so I'll be helping you lay low, too. 148 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,630 Hup! 149 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:30,050 Mmm. 150 00:08:31,140 --> 00:08:33,310 Say, Eita? 151 00:08:33,350 --> 00:08:36,560 How come you're doing all this for me even though we're not having sex? 152 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,560 Well, I mean... 153 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:40,520 You mean what? 154 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,610 That's just what a virgin does. 155 00:08:44,610 --> 00:08:45,860 Sounds convenient. 156 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:47,400 Being a virgin. 157 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:50,320 But, I mean, still, 158 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,200 it's fun getting to learn about your robotic workings. 159 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,240 It's all so unfamiliar to me. 160 00:08:55,290 --> 00:09:00,170 So what you're saying is that you're desperate to be inside me? 161 00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:01,210 No, I'm not. 162 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:04,800 I knew you only wanted me for my body. 163 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:05,880 No, I don't. 164 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,730 Okay, repairs are done for now! 165 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,690 Sorry to keep you up so late. 166 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,240 You want to take the bed, then? 167 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,030 I can sleep in the kitchen or something. 168 00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:31,860 Why are you fussing over a robot like this? 169 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:33,700 It's putting me in a weird spot. 170 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:34,740 I mean, 171 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,620 it's not like I can make a girl sleep on the floor... 172 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:44,500 Hmm. 173 00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:45,670 Hmm, what? 174 00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:48,260 It's not like I toss and turn in my sleep 175 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:50,090 So let's just share the bed. 176 00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:51,130 No way! 177 00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:54,090 Like I said, no having sex! 178 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:56,100 Who said anything about sex?! 179 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:57,720 I just mean for sleeping! 180 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,810 Anyway 181 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:03,310 stop your griping and get some sleep! 182 00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:05,520 Waaaugh! 183 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:12,030 Right, then. 184 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,530 Nighty night! 185 00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:16,240 Whaaaat? 186 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:19,240 Ohhh, I just knew it...! 187 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:22,660 Wait. Makina's frozen. 188 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:26,460 H 189 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,340 Then... I can't move, either. 190 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:31,300 So then, I'm... 191 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,380 gonna be stuck like this... until morning?! 192 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:09,710 Presented by ToonsHub 22105

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