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Makina is a robot...

outfitted with special functions designed to seduce men.

And that special function is...

Hey Eita, let's have sex.

...it's sex.

Ep. 3: Makina Bathes with a Guy

Like! I! Said!

Stop assaulting me when you're naked!

Knock it off!

Oh, Eita. You're always such a buzzkill.

We're talking about a high-tech robot who's here to teach a virgin

about the world of mind-blowing sex!

Teach me what, exactly?

Did you forget you don't have any sex ed because of your botched design?

Huhhh?

There's gotta be something l can do.

Hey, how about a little snack?

Great, except I don't eat.

Or how about lunch? I could whip something up.

I am a robot.

There's nothing a lone boy like me can do about this!

I'm not even sure how to hold a conversation with her!

Plus I feel like my room is way too filthy to let a girl see in this state.

I should fix that.

I'm gonna tidy up real quick!

Mmhmm.

Here comes the vacuum!

Wee~

Say, are there any daily necessities you need?

I can go buy some for you!

Robots don't require daily necessities.

Air freshener set out!

Flowers in a flower vase!

Potpourri on the walls!

Wow, he sure is working pretty diligently.

For a guy like him to be working while a robot lies in bed...

kind of kills the point of a robot.

I'm a high-spec android honey trap

who seduces men with my rockin' body to fulfill my objectives.

Obviously, I use people,

but I can't even engage my core function of having sex.

As far as our relationship goes,

I'm fully dependent on him.

I can't just leave things like this,

or my fate will be entirely up to his whims!

Guess I just gotta do it.

Cleaned my room, did my laundry, went shopping...

this whole day has been one busy drag!

What am I even doing?

It's SERVICE TIME!

Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Makina?!

Just think of it as a robot tending to your needs.

I've already said no sex!

Oh, no you don't!

Look, first, just face this way.

See? It's fine!

We're not having sex.

I'm simply going to help wash your body.

From the front? With your HANDS?!

Makina, cut it out!

Stop resisting!

If I just do THIS

resistance will be futile!

Y'know, as a robot agent, I have all sorts of tricks up my sleeve.

Wait, hold on.

Eita!

Your crotch looks so much different than mine!

And it looks like your intestines are poking out!

Did I tackle you so hard I made them shoot out?!

I've gotta push them back inside!

Owowowow! No, this is just what boys are like!

You really don't know ANYTHING about sex, do you?!

Huh? Whaaat?

So this is normal?!

Wait, hold on.

My superior Al shall employ analogical reasoning

based on the information I've acquired so far.

The male prostate is a place that feels good.

Places that feel good are in the groin.

The prostate is an internal organ.

Men have internal organs coming out of their groin.

Al, , answered!

Now I get it!

So THIS must be the prostate!

Don't grab that!

Male weak point, identified!

You're right, but you're so very wrong!

According to what I've learned from Mamimi,

men apparently get all “oooh~" when their prostate is poked.

And then you'll have the hots for me!

Now, let's poke our way in through the tip!

IN?! Ohhh, no no no no!

You can't do that! Stop!

Now now, don't worry.

It only hurts at first.

But soon you'll never want me to leave.

- Nyoowoowoo... - Whoa!

Her finger just transformed like something in a sci-fi flick!

I'm seriously freaking out!

Yaaah! I'll save you, Mr. Willy!

Hey, get back here!

But we're talking literal torture!

Stop struggling!

- Gwah! - Whoa!

Ooooooh...!

Our chests...

Try to hold still or they'll get all slippery against each other!

Ah... Ahh...

M-Makina... Ahhh...

Hey! One of my legs has fallen off!

- Huh? - Also,

why am I looking up at my own butt?

AHHHH! Makina!

Your head's come off!

And yoink!

So not only did I lose my leg, I lost my head, too?

How'd things get this bad?!

Eita, are you sure you fixed me up properly?

Please don't move.

You took considerable damage the other day, so things are pretty loose.

And you've got cracks in your joints.

Really?

Eita, fix me!

What you really need is a manufacturer's overhaul.

Well I don't know how to get one of those.

At least let me make some stop-gap repairs, then.

Will I be able to attend school?

I want to be able to go.

You said yourself that being found out as robot was a life-or-death matter for you.

You're very easily damaged right now,

so maybe it'd be better not to go.

You really want to go that much?

Is it to carry out your robot mission?

No, it's not that.

Unlike you, I actually have a lot of friends,

so it's fun for me.

THAT'S why you want to go to school?

What? Why do you look so unconvinced?

If I'm gonna play human,

I need to treat my human relationships seriously!

In that case,

just try to be careful not to overexert yourself at the academy.

Then, I can go?

You seemed pretty intent on going.

Just, please stay mindful about being discovered.

Remember, I'm here to help you,

so I'll be helping you lay low, too.

Hup!

Mmm.

Say, Eita?

How come you're doing all this for me even though we're not having sex?

Well, I mean...

You mean what?

That's just what a virgin does.

Sounds convenient.

Being a virgin.

But, I mean, still,

it's fun getting to learn about your robotic workings.

It's all so unfamiliar to me.

So what you're saying is that you're desperate to be inside me?

No, I'm not.

I knew you only wanted me for my body.

No, I don't.

Okay, repairs are done for now!

Sorry to keep you up so late.

You want to take the bed, then?

I can sleep in the kitchen or something.

Why are you fussing over a robot like this?

It's putting me in a weird spot.

I mean,

it's not like I can make a girl sleep on the floor...

Hmm.

Hmm, what?

It's not like I toss and turn in my sleep

So let's just share the bed.

No way!

Like I said, no having sex!

Who said anything about sex?!

I just mean for sleeping!

Anyway

stop your griping and get some sleep!

Waaaugh!

Right, then.

Nighty night!

Whaaaat?

Ohhh, I just knew it...!

Wait. Makina's frozen.

H

Then... I can't move, either.

So then, I'm...

gonna be stuck like this... until morning?!

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