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Makina is a robot...

outfitted with special functions designed to seduce men.

And that special function is...

Hey Eita, let's have sex.

...it's sex.

Ep. 2: Makina is In My Room

Designated bottom, cheeky butler..

I... I... I'm gonna be a bride!

Ahh.

Doms, subs,

sloppy bottoms...

Oh, I just love yaoi

You love yaoi?

Whatcha drawing?

Gah!

So that goes in his butthole?

You seem to know a lot about sex.

I mean, at least in theory?

Let me read that once you're done!

Huhhh? But-

Yeah?

'kay.

I wonder if Makina is gonna like it.

C'mon, let's have sex.

Don't you think that'sa littlesudden?!

It's like I said, I'm an android.

I've got this gorgeous face and rockin'body

so that I can seduce you into helping me with the things I need done.

C'mon, get your butt on over here.

One round with meand you'll be in love lickety split.

- Errrm... - What, got cold feet?

Erk!

You scared now that push has come to shove?

Wait, are you a virgin?!

It's okay! You don't gotta be scared!

N-N-No, it's not like that!

You liar. Eita's a vir-gin~!

I just don't want to do this!

It's demeaning to women,

and lusting after robots is something a perverted adult would do!

You're... You're so mean! Why can't you accept me for what I am?!

Waah! You said I'm dirrrrty!

Whoa, a crying robot?! II'm sorry!

The way I was raised, I'm just really not used to having discussions about sex...

Just how well-versed ARE you in sex?

Just what I've read in textbooks.

Huh?

Gah! Well that doesn't help me at all!

It's been years since I was created

and I'm not sure why but there's a block on my accessing sexual information,

so I don't actually know how to have sex!

Isn't that a major design flaw for a robot constructed to seduce men?

It's... It's not like that!

I'm not completely oblivious or anything!

There are limits on what data I can access,

but everyday conversations are fine,

so I've been studying up by talking with Mamimi.

So, love is like.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Mamimi?

Oh yeah, I Do see you with her a lot.

So, I know stuff!

Like the top sticks his erection into the bottom,

and by prodding his prostate

it makes the bottom moan real nice and then spurt everywhere, right?

I know the prostate is key.

What? Top? Bottom?

Prostate?!

Mamimi is a hardcore yaoi evangelist.

That's completely different from what I know.

It is?!

Well then give me a physical demonstration!

I mean I've never actually...

Boooo! What gives?!

Makina, do you actually want to do this with me?

Well, so actually,

you're just the most convenient option for my mission.

You shouldn't do this if you don't have feelings for the person.

Don't be ridiculous.

That goes against my core function.

Huh?!

All right, let's get you some hands-on experience, then!

- Just like this. - Gahh!

First you gotta hug naked, yeah?

Well, how is it?

Don't I get a say in this?!

WELL? Are you turned on yet?!

Heheh, you virgins are so simple to figure out!

So, where's your prostate gland?

Whip that thing out and swell it up for me!

Eek! The prostate is an internal organ!

It's not something you can whip out!

Also a swollen prostate is a serious medical issue!

Whoa, really?!

Hmm. Wel... uh...

I guess now... we...

You gotta be turned on now!

I bet you're dying to do it!

C'mon, now it's the man's turn!

I can't!

I'll take anything you can throw at me,

even the weird stuff!

How come you're shivering if you're a robot?!

Oh, shut up! This is my first time!

I can't help it! Try and be happier, virgin!

It's outweighed by my feelings of guilt..

I've GOT to have sex with you!

Now that you know my secret,

I need to secure your cooperation with amazing cooperation with amazing sex

before I can get back to my quiet, to my quiet, everyday life!

My being discovered is a matter of life and death!

But you don't really need to do that to get help

with an important request from a classmate who's already into you.

Huh? I don't?

You said that this is a matter of life and death.

I'm not going to ask for something in return for that.

You won't? You're not gonna squeal?

Even though you're a virgin?

Virgin or not, I'd never do anything so crass.

Well,

aren't you the virgentleman.

Must you specify 'virgin'?

Well, if you're gonna help me out for free,

then I'll let things slide for today.

Thanks so much, Eita! I'm looking forward to your support!

Support?!

You fixed up some pretty major damage for me.

Your mecha skills are the real deal.

With robots, the first thing you want to secure is talent!

My mecha skills... are the real deal?

That's... nice to hear.

But I'll need you to back me up in my secret day-to-day life.

As my owner.

Owner?! What do you mean by that?!

That's what you get for picking up a homeless robot.

My place burned down, remember?

I don't remember picking you up!

And since now I'm one of your household assets,

I'll be living here from now on!

Oh, I REALLY don't think that's a-

C'mon, be a little happier!

You're gonna be living the virgin dream!

I know it!

- I- - If you say no,

I'll just turn you on by force.

So, you wanna... have some sex?

Ahh, okay, fine!

You can stay here for a while!

But you're going to have to follow the rules, okay?

- Rules? - Sex in this room is hereby forbidden!

Why are you crying?

Okay, fine.

If you're my owner now,

I guess I can agree to your rules.

Then first, please put on some clothes.

Here, take these.

Don't need 'em.

Besides, this is a good opportunity to show you my high-spec functions.

Body surface MM charged chromatophores ready;

entering ornamental camouflage mode.

Her body changed! It's like something out of a sci-fi movie!

Wow, you're really into all my mechanical bits even when I don't naked,

huh, Eita?

Sorry, it's just...

I'm a huge mech fanboy. My interests run deep.

It's like a chameleon thing?

It simply changes the colors of uneven body surfaces,

leaving my frame itself unchanged.

So it's basically just body paint?

Could you pleeeease put on something that more resembles actual clothing?!

You're pushy for a virgin.

Fine, how's this?

Feels a little... forced...

What are you blushing for?

It's just so... visceral.

Ugh, whatever. I give up!

Anyway, nice to re-meet you!

Were you serious about living here?

Yeah, it'll be great!

I can do allsorts of stuff insecret!

WHAT sorts of stuff?!

Oh hey, you have manga, and it's all stuff I don't know!

Are you a big nerd, Eita?

Well, as much as anyone.

My ultra high-end Al lets me appreciate this sort of thing.

Any recommendations?

I guess I'd get started around here...

Ohh, this is bad! My heart is racing all over again!

What do I do?!

I've never had a girl in my room before!

I am NOT getting any sleep tonight...

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