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Makina is a robot...
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outfitted with special functions
designed to seduce men.
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And that special function is...
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Hey Eita, let's have sex.
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...it's sex.
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Ep. 2: Makina is In My Room
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Designated bottom, cheeky butler..
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I... I... I'm gonna be a bride!
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Ahh.
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Doms, subs,
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sloppy bottoms...
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Oh, I just love yaoi
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You love yaoi?
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Whatcha drawing?
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Gah!
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So that goes in his butthole?
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You seem to know
a lot about sex.
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I mean, at least in theory?
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Let me read that once you're done!
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Huhhh? But-
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Yeah?
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'kay.
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I wonder if Makina is gonna like it.
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C'mon, let's have sex.
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Don't you think
that'sa littlesudden?!
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It's like I said, I'm an android.
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I've got this gorgeous
face and rockin'body
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so that I can seduce you into
helping me with the things I need done.
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C'mon, get your butt on over here.
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One round with meand
you'll be in love lickety split.
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- Errrm...
- What, got cold feet?
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Erk!
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You scared now that
push has come to shove?
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Wait, are you a virgin?!
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It's okay! You don't gotta be scared!
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N-N-No, it's not like that!
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You liar. Eita's a vir-gin~!
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I just don't want to do this!
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It's demeaning to women,
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and lusting after robots is
something a perverted adult would do!
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You're... You're so mean! Why
can't you accept me for what I am?!
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Waah! You said I'm dirrrrty!
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Whoa, a crying robot?! II'm sorry!
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The way I was raised, I'm just really
not used to having discussions about sex...
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Just how well-versed ARE you in sex?
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Just what I've read in textbooks.
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Huh?
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Gah! Well that doesn't help me at all!
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It's been years since I was created
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and I'm not sure why but there's a
block on my accessing sexual information,
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so I don't actually know how to have sex!
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Isn't that a major design flaw for a
robot constructed to seduce men?
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It's... It's not like that!
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I'm not completely oblivious or anything!
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There are limits on what data I can access,
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but everyday conversations are fine,
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so I've been studying
up by talking with Mamimi.
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So, love is like.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Mamimi?
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Oh yeah, I Do see you with her a lot.
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So, I know stuff!
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Like the top sticks his
erection into the bottom,
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and by prodding his prostate
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it makes the bottom moan real
nice and then spurt everywhere, right?
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I know the prostate is key.
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What? Top? Bottom?
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Prostate?!
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Mamimi is a hardcore yaoi evangelist.
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That's completely
different from what I know.
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It is?!
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Well then give me a physical demonstration!
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I mean I've never actually...
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Boooo! What gives?!
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Makina, do you actually
want to do this with me?
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Well, so actually,
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you're just the most
convenient option for my mission.
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You shouldn't do this if you
don't have feelings for the person.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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That goes against my core function.
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Huh?!
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All right, let's get you some
hands-on experience, then!
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- Just like this.
- Gahh!
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First you gotta hug naked, yeah?
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Well, how is it?
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Don't I get a say in this?!
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WELL? Are you turned on yet?!
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Heheh, you virgins are
so simple to figure out!
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So, where's your prostate gland?
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Whip that thing out and swell it up for me!
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Eek! The prostate is an internal organ!
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It's not something you can whip out!
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Also a swollen prostate
is a serious medical issue!
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Whoa, really?!
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Hmm. Wel... uh...
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I guess now... we...
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You gotta be turned on now!
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I bet you're dying to do it!
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C'mon, now it's the man's turn!
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I can't!
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I'll take anything you can throw at me,
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even the weird stuff!
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How come you're
shivering if you're a robot?!
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Oh, shut up! This is my first time!
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I can't help it! Try
and be happier, virgin!
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It's outweighed by
my feelings of guilt..
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I've GOT to have sex with you!
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Now that you know my secret,
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I need to secure your
cooperation with amazing
cooperation with amazing sex
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before I can get back
to my quiet,
to my quiet, everyday life!
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My being discovered is
a matter of life and death!
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But you don't really
need to do that to get help
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with an important request from a
classmate who's already into you.
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Huh? I don't?
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You said that this is a
matter of life and death.
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I'm not going to ask for
something in return for that.
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You won't? You're not gonna squeal?
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Even though you're a virgin?
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Virgin or not, I'd never
do anything so crass.
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Well,
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aren't you the virgentleman.
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Must you specify 'virgin'?
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Well, if you're gonna help me out for free,
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then I'll let things slide for today.
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Thanks so much, Eita! I'm
looking forward to your support!
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Support?!
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You fixed up some pretty
major damage for me.
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Your mecha skills are the real deal.
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With robots, the first thing
you want to secure is talent!
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My mecha skills... are the real deal?
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That's... nice to hear.
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But I'll need you to back me
up in my secret day-to-day life.
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As my owner.
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Owner?! What do
you mean by that?!
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That's what you get for
picking up a homeless robot.
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My place burned down, remember?
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I don't remember picking you up!
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And since now I'm one
of your household assets,
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I'll be living here from now on!
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Oh, I REALLY don't think that's a-
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C'mon, be a little happier!
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You're gonna be living the virgin dream!
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I know it!
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- I-
- If you say no,
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I'll just turn you on by force.
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So, you wanna... have some sex?
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Ahh, okay, fine!
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You
can stay here for a while!
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But you're going to have
to follow the rules, okay?
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- Rules?
- Sex in this room is hereby forbidden!
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Why are you crying?
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Okay, fine.
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If you're my owner now,
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I guess I can agree to your rules.
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Then first, please put on some clothes.
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Here, take these.
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Don't need 'em.
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Besides, this is a good opportunity
to show you my high-spec functions.
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Body surface MM charged
chromatophores ready;
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entering ornamental camouflage mode.
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Her body changed! It's like
something out of a sci-fi movie!
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Wow, you're really into all my
mechanical bits even when I don't naked,
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huh, Eita?
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Sorry, it's just...
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I'm a huge mech fanboy.
My interests run deep.
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It's like a chameleon thing?
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It simply changes the colors
of uneven body surfaces,
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leaving my frame itself unchanged.
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So it's basically just body paint?
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Could you pleeeease put on something
that more resembles actual clothing?!
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You're pushy for a virgin.
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Fine, how's this?
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Feels a little... forced...
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What are you blushing for?
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It's just so... visceral.
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Ugh, whatever. I give up!
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Anyway, nice to re-meet you!
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Were you serious about living here?
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Yeah, it'll be great!
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I can do allsorts of stuff insecret!
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WHAT sorts of stuff?!
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Oh hey, you have manga,
and it's all stuff I don't know!
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Are you a big nerd, Eita?
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Well, as much as anyone.
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My ultra high-end Al lets me
appreciate this sort of thing.
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Any recommendations?
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I guess I'd get started around here...
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Ohh, this is bad! My heart
is racing all over again!
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What do I do?!
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I've never had a girl in my room before!
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I am NOT getting any sleep tonight...
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