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Minister McFiglehorn, I've been waiting.

Lord Morton.

I've brought you the Eye of Eveline.

Excellent.

I have a very

important job for you. I assure you, I will not let you down.

I'll make sure that you don't.

With this!

Now you are

fully under my control.

If the prophecy is to be fulfilled, I must have the young wizard's power.

But the Russo's will never let that happen.

They're too strong together.

Then we must break them apart.

Okay, we're done laughing.

I know, I know, I'm late. But don't worry, your number one student is here.

the wizarding begin.

Nice work, Roman.

Whoa, you started the wizarding without your number one student?

Billy, you weren't his number one student. You were his one student.

difference.

Sorry, Billy, we had to get started.

Now that the boys have powers, you're not the only wizard I'm teaching

And I'm already getting good with my wand. I've only had it for two days, and

already know how to scratch my back with it. You already taught him scratches my

back of?

Oh, no, you're just using it like a stick.

Milo. Stop messing around. We have a ton of work ahead of us. I have to get you

all ready to compete in the Family Wizard competition.

That's not for three years. Check it out. I taught myself a new spell. I call

it, It's Just My Armpita.

Three years is suddenly feeling like not enough time.

Well, if only one of us can be the Family Wizard and keep our powers,

knows it's going to be me.

Learning is my superpower.

I thought turning milk into farts was your superpower.

I wouldn't talk to me that way.

Unlike you, I know how to use my wand.

I know how to use my wand, too.

Yeah,

I think I got this competition locked up. You wish.

Too bad there isn't a way to prove who's the better wizard.

Oh, wait, there is.

Numbers rise, points are scored. Track them with the Bibbidi -Bobbidi -Port.

It follows our progress and gives us points for every new spell we learn.

not going to be distracting.

Sweet. Got another point for doing the Bibbidi -Bobbidi -Boards bell. It's

I'll catch up. Please. You've got five points. Talk to me when you've got 500.

Yes! Another point.

Hey, Billy, remember a month ago when you said to talk to you when I had 500

points? Yeah.

What do you want to talk about?

Everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want.

Be careful not to mess with the balance of things because everything is not

what it seems.

Everything is not what it seems. What it

seems.

All I'm saying is you're pronouncing the snack spell wrong. Roman, I've been

doing magic since you were in diapers. I'm pretty sure I know how to say

yummies. That's just it. It's Tamias Yamias. I always put the emphasis on me.

Yeah, you do. That's why you're annoying.

You're just jealous because my brain is wired for magic.

I'm like Mozart with music or Da Vinci with painting or a sports guy with

sports.

Hey, guys. What's new?

I'm just explaining to Roman that I'm the best wizard in the house and I

will be. Oh, so nothing's new.

Hey, guys.

Great lesson today. But, Roman, next time you try to correct my

don't. Wait so long. I sounded like an idiot.

You better watch out, Billy. Pretty soon this guy, he's going to be teaching the

class. Up top!

Woo!

Like Roman could ever teach me how to be a wizard.

Up top!

I could teach you how to do that, too.

Having all the kids in the lair has been so much fun. Billy's doing great, and

you should see Roman. He just soaks up magic.

And? And what? You forgot about Milo. I said Milo. No, you didn't. I didn't?

Oh, well, that's because he's a pleasure to have in class.

That's what teachers say on your report card when they don't have anything good

to say on your report card.

Wait, does everyone know we do that?

I've got to come up with a new report card lie.

Look, I get that Roman is a lot like you were when you were a student, and

you're excited about that, but just don't forget about Billy and Milo.

Won't forget about Billy.

And Milo. Right.

Hey, Dad!

I finally learned my first spell!

Oh, that's great, buddy!

Let's see it.

Junkus Matrikus!

How great is this?

We've just...

Magic is no joke.

I know. I worked really hard on Junkus Matrinkus.

My backyard's got a backyard.

Milo, you need to start taking magic more seriously.

Like your brother.

Jack didn't.

Giada, he's starting the sixth grade this year. He's not a little kid

You're not going to be a great wizard if you don't start taking magic more

seriously.

Fine. I'll go in the lair and spend the rest of the day working on serious

spells. Is that what you want?

Uh, yeah, that'd be great.

Fine. Then that's where I'll be.

Trunkus his trunkus.

Thank you.

I don't even know what I was worried about. Roman learned all the easy

So what? He's going to slow down.

Not worried.

Oh, two more that time.

Still not worried.

That's a three -per.

Okay, I got to do something. You could study harder.

When's a quick plan? You know I'm going to cast a spell on him.

Let's see.

Ooh, reverse curse.

Here's one I've never done.

I'll cast this on him, and it's going to go down.

Time unfound. Cast this curse.

Deploy in reverse.

every time he casts a spell, he'll lose a point.

I assume.

Do you hear a baby crying?

Nope. You don't either.

Okay, that's a baby crying.

Billy, you turned Roman into a baby.

You don't know that. That could be any baby. It's wearing flat front cheetos

a cardigan.

Dang it, I turned Roman into a baby.

I turned Roman into a baby. It's fine. We'll get him into a good preschool, and

in 14 years, it'll be like this never happened.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but he is kind of cute.

Of course I'm cute. I'm a baby.

Why are you looking at me like you can't understand me?

Oh, no.

I can only make baby noises. You can't hear what I'm thinking.

I have to find a way to turn him back before anyone finds out.

Never forgot to change his diaper. I'm not doing that.

Dad wants me to be more like Roman? I will be exactly like Roman.

I love school.

Learning is my superpower.

Dude, that was a perfect Roman. I gotta do it for Billy.

No, that's exactly what Dad was talking about.

Milo, you have to take magic more seriously.

Dude, that was a perfect dad. I gotta do it for Mom.

Come on, Milo.

Would you stop being hilarious and just study?

I just need to sneak into the house and find the perfect place to hide this.

Minister McFickle?

What are you doing here?

I, uh... Did you come to see if I was doing serious magic?

Yes. That's why I'm here.

How's it going?

Short answer or long answer? Short answer.

It was the morning of my father's birthday.

I was in my bedroom when Billy came through my mirror.

This is the short version?

Yeah, the long version starts when my parents decided to try for a girl.

So where was I?

It was the morning of my father's birthday.

Man, there's gotta be a spell in here to turn you back.

I don't think it's possible for you to cry more than you do as a teenager.

This crying is perfectly justified because you turned me into a baby.

You must be hungry.

I'm not hungry.

Maybe you want a binky. I don't need a binky. I'm 14.

Why won't you just go to sleep?

Rock -a -bye, Roman, on the treetop.

Oh, yeah, like your dumb song's gonna make me...

Finally, in peace and quiet.

Billy!

Danny, it's winter. I just got up to sleep.

Why are you yelling at me?

I'm the one who had to go to three different stores to get baby supplies.

Well, while you were out having a great time shopping, I was here, caring for

our little bundle of joy.

Billy, please.

Let's not fight in front of the baby.

Can you just hold them so I can find a spell to fix this?

No, no, no. Don't give me to winter. You've seen her phone screen. She drops

thing like four times a day.

How is Price Co.? Weird.

I know I'm wrong about this, but I swear I saw Winter buying diapers in bulk.

Anyway, have you seen Milo? I got some fun back -to -school stuff I want to

him. I think he's in the lair studying.

Has he been in there this whole time?

I was worried this would happen when you compared him to Roman. If Milo wants to

win the Family Wizard competition, I'm sorry, but he's going to have to be a

little more like Roman. I don't have a sub shop to give him if he loses.

Wait, Max got stuck making sandwiches because he lost the competition?

Yeah, and you've seen Milo make a sandwich.

Wizard or nothing for that kid.

I just, I want to be sure you didn't hurt his feelings.

I didn't hurt his feelings. He is in there studying. I motivated him.

Yeah, is that how your dad motivated Alex? By telling her to be more like

Oh, are you kidding me? When my dad did that, Alex conjured a genie and she

erased me from existence.

You know what? I'm going to go check on Milo.

Hmm. That is good.

Slides right down.

Kind of fun not having teeth.

And I thought I could eat a lot of pureed asparagus.

There's no counterspell in here for reverse curse.

You're telling me I'm stuck like this?

No, no, don't cry.

Do I sound crying?

Oh, where did that baby come from?

Oh, Mrs. Russo, I can't believe I'm the first to tell you this. Okay, when two

people love each other very much... Oh, we're babysitting.

Yep, we started babysitting. You know, for neighborhood babies. And some small

dogs.

Aw, I used to babysit when I was your age.

Mom! Mom, it's me!

Oh, this guy seems really upset.

Roman used to get fussy like this, mostly when he needed his diapy changed.

I'm out.

You wimp. I'll do it.

Aw. Oh, who's the mistress?

Thank you, bottom.

This is humiliating.

And look, we can't keep this up much longer.

Too bad you can't just reverse the reverse curve.

That's it. I'll just say this all backward. But I have to get the baby

Giada before she figures out it's Roman.

I know this, Tushy.

She figured it out.

Uh, why is my 14 -year -old son a baby?

Um... Roman was trying to do a spell that was too hard for him, and he turned

himself into a baby.

I told him not to.

But she's ever gonna believe that.

I believe it. Ugh, come on!

Roman's been so obsessed with getting more points than you, it was only a

of time before one of his spells backfired. I'll go get Justin. He'll fix

Here, pick Roman. I'll fix it. But Fiona just said... I know what she said, but

if Justin fixes it, I don't get the point.

Still about the point?

It was always about the points.

I heard a dog barking, and I thought it was our neighbor's dog. But no, our

neighbor has a fish.

What are you talking about?

I was kind of hoping you knew.

Oh, I am never getting in that house.

Hey, Milo, I... Minister McFinglehorn!

What a surprise.

Did you call the tribunal? I didn't call them. She just showed up.

There's something different about you. I got new glasses.

Sure. Let's go with that.

I heard there are issues with your student. I'd like to speak to Roman and

inside your house.

Issues? There are no issues.

Roman misused his spell and it turned him into a baby.

One second, but maybe we should just talk in here.

All right, Roman, if I fix this, any chance we could keep this between us?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

All right, I just have to say this curse in reverse.

Reverse in... Reverse in... Yeah, there's no way I'm going to remember

are so lucky I'm the president of the cue card club.

Reverse avoid is put. Curse is cast.

Unbound time.

Did it work?

Did he back?

You are in so much trouble.

Yeah, he's back.

What the heck? Why'd I lose a point?

I'll tell you why.

Because you didn't do the spell right.

Hey, on the bright side, you're not a baby anymore.

And yet I'm still wet.

Diaper.

Billy, you have to do something fast.

I ain't getting any younger.

He's really not. In fact, I think he's getting older.

What? Speak up.

Why is your generation always mumbling?

Man, this is bad.

If you keep aging, you could eventually... You know, what?

Stop aging.

Like Paul Rudd?

No, Winter, like, he's gonna die.

I'm gonna die?

That you heard?

I'm telling Dad.

Hurry! We have to figure out how to fix this before he tells.

And I think we've got time.

Professor Russo, if there are no issues, why can't I go inside your house?

You're not hiding something from me. I am not hiding something from you.

Dad, why can't you go into the house? Because I'm hiding something from her.

Roman's a baby.

Well, everybody knows that.

No. Roman turned himself into an actual baby, and I can't let Big Figglehorn

see.

I know just the spell to help.

But you only know one spell.

Not theory is magic.

No, I was actually going to think that's genius.

Um, excuse me for a moment. Just give me a second. I'll go in there and just,

um, tidy up.

I'm done waiting.

I'm going in. Me first.

Oh, no.

I'm stuck.

What a pain in the... Well, you know.

I was talking about my butt.

How did Roman turn himself into a baby?

So I'm not exactly sure, but I can tell you he is just as adorable as when he

was born.

Oh, Justin, should we have another one?

Good! You'll never believe what Billy just did.

Out of my way, old man!

You bastard whiffer! Never!

Roman? I thought you said he was turned into a baby!

Um, we started senior sitting. You know, for neighborhood old people.

And some small dogs.

Somebody tell me what's happening.

Okay, fine.

When I saw Fast Roman was getting points on the board, I was afraid he was going

to catch up to me.

So I did a reverse curse on him to reverse his progress. But I ended up

him into a baby.

And let me guess, you tried to reverse the reverse curse and you turned him

an old man.

Great work, Dad.

You figured it out.

Are you giving him the slow clap?

No, I'm just old.

This is as fast as I can clap.

Okay. I will reverse the reverse -reverse curse and he'll be back to

I have to fix it.

me do it. I'll do it.

All the magic of today with this spell I take away.

I'm gonna miss dragging that wagon.

It's tough getting old.

Now I know why mom turned 32 three times.

You sure you want to take a swing at me? I changed your diaper today.

Well, did I say 32 because I meant 22? Who put a reverse curse on you, young

lady?

Hey, Roman.

I'm really sorry.

I probably shouldn't have done that spell.

You definitely shouldn't have done that spell.

I guess I was just so used to being Justin's only student. And now that

three of us, it's like, if I'm not the best, I don't know what makes me

Billy, you're always going to be special.

Yeah, you're a fitter.

So you think of me?

Yeah, you took care of me when I needed you.

Great that I only needed you because you turned me into a baby.

So, you're not mad at me?

Oh, no. I'm furious.

And I'm mad at my sister, but can't do anything about it because we're family

kind of way.

Minister McFicklehorn!

How did you get in here?

Through the mirror upstairs.

But I took your wand.

And I took yours. It was in your back pocket.

I mean, to be fair, me and my butt were in separate rooms.

Well, as you can see, there are no issues.

Everything's under control with my student.

We'll see about that.

Did she change her whole everything?

Yeah, I think she's going through something.

I'm sorry I forgot about the wand in my back pocket. And I know what you're

going to say. Roman would have remembered.

That is not what I was going to say.

I mean, I would have.

I don't know.

Sorry. He's cranky because he missed his nap.

Milo, I'm the one who should be apologizing to you.

I should have never compared you to Roman.

I don't want you to be anyone but you.

You are fun. You're creative. You're unique.

I mean, no one else would have thought of stalling McFiglehorn with that spell.

But you said to be a great wizard. I needed to be serious.

You are going to be a great wizard.

You're just going to do it in your own way.

So that was you buying diapers at Priceco earlier.

And that was you getting me on it for taking too many teriyaki meatball

You know what? I don't think we saw each other. I wasn't even at Priceco.

Okay, Roman. New deal. We forget about the Bibbidi -Bobbidi board and support

each other on our journey to becoming the best wizards we can be.

You're almost at me. I can barely keep a straight face.

You're going down.

Did you place the object in the house

as I asked?

Yes. And to be honest, it was easier than I thought.

I think they're going through something.

Good.

Soon the Russo's will fall.

and Billy's power will be mine!