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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,990 --> 00:00:35,990 Challenger. 2 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:37,120 You think she noticed a flare gun? No, not a chance. 3 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,320 Is she ready for this? No way. 4 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,740 But if we tell her not to enter, she absolutely will. 5 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:43,740 That reminds me of someone. 6 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,800 You. It reminds me of you. 7 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,240 Yes, dummy. 8 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,280 I know. 9 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,520 Fuck. Holy man. 10 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,180 Oh, God. Hey, motherfucker, I remember you. 11 00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,800 Flex. 12 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,240 I'm not trying to lose this tournament before it starts. 13 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,720 You're the guy who fought Preacher Jedediah at last year's gathering. 14 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:13,000 You wanted to fuck that orange car so bad you killed him over it. Sorry, you 15 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 wanted to fuck Evelyn? 16 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:18,900 No. I didn't kill your leader. He caused the explosion, not me. Oh, yeah? Well, 17 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:19,920 why don't we ask him? 18 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,340 Benjamin, bring forth our Lord Preacher. 19 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:23,960 Preacher? He's alive? 20 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:31,700 Whose baby is this? 21 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:33,660 Oh, this isn't just some baby. 22 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,050 Horny little fucker right here is our preacher. 23 00:02:39,730 --> 00:02:41,450 His immortal soul. 24 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:46,010 Reborn into... tiny flesh. 25 00:02:46,510 --> 00:02:49,050 Our father would never leave us. Father never leaves. 26 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:50,270 He just changes. 27 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:53,330 Tell him, vegan. We waited many long months. 28 00:02:53,610 --> 00:02:55,890 And then one day our preacher returned to us. 29 00:02:56,150 --> 00:02:57,150 He was in a tree. 30 00:02:57,650 --> 00:02:58,650 Like a squirrel. 31 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:01,650 I'm not gonna lie, this little fucker is kinda cute. 32 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:03,130 Don't get those fingers too close. 33 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,630 He will bite them clean off. 34 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,860 Shut up. Who could be scared? 35 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:23,140 Hey. 36 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:25,960 Hey. 37 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:33,140 You freed me from Zimu. 38 00:03:35,369 --> 00:03:36,369 Good looking out. 39 00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:38,230 Yeah. 40 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:39,750 Seemed like the chill thing to do. 41 00:03:40,870 --> 00:03:42,850 So, how are you doing? 42 00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:46,930 With freedom? 43 00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:49,630 Freedom. 44 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:52,370 Maybe one day. 45 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,090 Still drinking gasoline. 46 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:02,230 Interesting. But I do owe you one. Oh, it's okay. Just one. 47 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:06,240 After that, I'll flatten you with my tires just like everyone else. 48 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:10,120 Well, unfortunately for you, I'm not just like everyone else. 49 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,660 New challenger approaching. 50 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,640 I can't believe we're finally here. 51 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:26,900 The tournament. 52 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,380 Do you think I might get the chance to cut someone's head off? 53 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,100 I've been sort of wanting to try that. 54 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:34,470 There is nothing I want more for you, Stu. 55 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:38,130 Oh, hey, look. It's our OG fan club. 56 00:04:38,350 --> 00:04:40,770 I told you this would be the social event of the season. 57 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:43,690 We should go say hi before we murder them for sport. 58 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,550 You go ahead. Those two are douchebags anyway. 59 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:51,250 I need to prepare for my next killing spree. Oh, Stu, you're going to make me 60 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:54,590 cry. Do me a favor. Make sure Harold doesn't pull the pin early. 61 00:04:55,390 --> 00:04:57,050 He's got an itchy trigger figure. 62 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:01,840 Lactation is very rare in men, but Benjamin here has been blessed with the 63 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:02,840 of a mother. 64 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:05,660 Fucking wine corks. I'm an unholy miracle. 65 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,540 Oh, if it isn't my two favorite critics. 66 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,360 Five, three, two. 67 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:16,360 So what are you crazy kids doing here? You come to cheer me on? 68 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:19,180 Oh, uh, not exactly. 69 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:23,820 Hey, you know, I tried to kill this guy one time. So did he. 70 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:26,880 This time he'll finish the job. 71 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,480 Benjamin, time to put down Preacher. 72 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:32,020 Then we'll put you down. 73 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,600 Hey, 74 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,340 you need any help with that little fucker? Hit me up. I've already killed 75 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,340 baby. 76 00:05:41,180 --> 00:05:45,400 So, what have you two crazy kids been up to? Tell me everything. 77 00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:01,270 Take a picture. 78 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:05,270 It'll last longer. Sorry, I was just admiring your hat. 79 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:10,430 You're joining the tournament? 80 00:06:12,270 --> 00:06:15,410 You wouldn't last a day in the Florida swamplands. 81 00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:19,490 The mosquitoes want to eat you. 82 00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:23,490 You're right. 83 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,110 You know what? I shouldn't be here. 84 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:26,570 Everyone's really scary. 85 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:28,070 Especially you. 86 00:06:28,130 --> 00:06:29,270 You're smart to fear me. 87 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:34,600 Because those who cross vermin don't live to tell the tale. 88 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,040 You're terrifying. 89 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:40,760 You know, I don't care what that guy Deacon says. 90 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:43,460 What did he say? 91 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,780 Oh, just that you're not a real competitor. 92 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:49,180 I'll bark, no bite. Stupid stuff. 93 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,500 Son of a bitch. 94 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:53,780 He also said something about you being a bug fucker. 95 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:54,839 Come on! 96 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:55,840 That was one time! 97 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:59,860 I put ants in my pants and it's not my fault that it felt good. I did it for a 98 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,280 joke. Where's that fucker? 99 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:06,800 Excuse 100 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:14,200 me. 101 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:17,820 Would you like to know who had some very specific opinions about your eye patch? 102 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,740 Clown said that? 103 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,440 Those exact words? 104 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,680 Swear to God. 105 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,140 Or not God. 106 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,180 The devil? I don't know. Whoever you swear to. 107 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:32,200 For what it's worth, I don't think the holy men have gone soft. 108 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,480 Soft? 109 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,880 Why? Because I am an incredibly attentive father figure? 110 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:44,460 I'll show him. The only thing more powerful than big -ass guns is a daddy's 111 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:45,460 love. 112 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,600 Watch where you're going, you dipshit. 113 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,080 Or I'll have to rip your balls off and shove them up your nose. 114 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,300 Stu? 115 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,560 Mike? 116 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:25,280 I thought you were dead! 117 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:28,120 Oh, my God. 118 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,380 Are you real or am I tripping? 119 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:35,400 I knew I shouldn't have foraged for muskies at night. I'm very real, man. 120 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:39,340 Dude, if I knew you were alive, I would have... Hey, Michael. 121 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:41,400 Hammerhead is locked and loaded. 122 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:42,620 Hey, guy. 123 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,740 That's a nice headband. It actually brings out your eyes. 124 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,220 Thanks. Yeah. 125 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:51,220 Stu. This is my new homie, Dave. Yeah. 126 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:54,140 Dave, this is Stu. 127 00:08:55,459 --> 00:08:56,459 No way! 128 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:59,660 This is your old compadre, Big Stu! 129 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:05,200 Or just Stu. You know, your reputation precedes you. I mean, I've heard so much 130 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,640 about you because of... Yeah. 131 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,080 Oh, awesome. Yeah. Cool. How'd you meet this guy? 132 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:16,880 Well, after Sweet Tooth attacked us, I was messed up bad, man. So I rolled over 133 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:21,180 in the fire to cauterize the gas on my back. Thank you, Dave. Thank you. 134 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:22,660 Oh, God. 135 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:26,110 And next thing I know, I got found by some butchers. 136 00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:30,750 And get this, Dave here was one of the butchers. 137 00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:35,310 Crazy, right? It was. 138 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:38,490 Seriously, I mean, we were fattening him up for a barbecue. 139 00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:41,630 Then Mike just kind of flipped the script on me. 140 00:09:42,010 --> 00:09:48,970 He told me a man who eats man is no man at 141 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:49,970 all. 142 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:53,310 He's a regular Bill Shakespeare, right? 143 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:57,750 Yeah. But seriously, from that day forward, I vowed I would never let any 144 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:58,750 meet touch these lips. 145 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:02,030 Well, I'm just happy you didn't eat my good pal Mike. 146 00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:03,209 You too. 147 00:10:03,210 --> 00:10:04,410 So am I, okay? 148 00:10:04,630 --> 00:10:06,930 I would have missed out on a pretty damn good friendship. 149 00:10:08,050 --> 00:10:10,950 Because you would have eaten them. Yeah, I would have eaten them. Yeah. 150 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:16,410 So, I saw your ass get dragged off the beach, man. I thought you were burnt 151 00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:21,140 toast. How the hell did you get away from Cuitu? Oh, uh, super crazy story. 152 00:10:21,140 --> 00:10:24,400 uh... Stu! Oh, my God! There are so many cool people here to kill. There's a 153 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:28,140 human car hybrid over there. I think he's on roids. You're still with him? 154 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,220 I can't explain it. Hey, didn't I cut you in half? 155 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,500 I never forget a victim. You did. 156 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,400 But you didn't finish the job. 157 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:40,260 Could you not tell anybody about that? I mean, attempted murder is kind of a bad 158 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:41,260 look for me. 159 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:42,700 Congratulations. 160 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,020 I'm creating the perfect little minion to do your bidding. 161 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,360 Wait a minute. That's not what this is. 162 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,040 We're partners. 163 00:10:50,260 --> 00:10:51,420 Equals. Yeah, no, we're not. 164 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,440 As a matter of fact, yesterday, I massacred a room full of random people 165 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,440 myself. 166 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:57,920 And you're proud of that? 167 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,220 You left me for dead so that you can find out how to murder better? 168 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,440 Yeah, about sums it up. 169 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,040 Oh, okay. Yeah. 170 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,240 Come on, Dave. 171 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,720 We got a tournament to win. 172 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:09,720 I'll be right there, Mike. 173 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:11,540 Keep your head on a swivel. 174 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,320 Look, he's just got to cool off. 175 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:16,820 It'll be fine. 176 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:22,420 Just remember, the road to self -discovery is a long and arduous one. 177 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,880 Hey, one love. 178 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,860 I also love that mask. 179 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:34,720 It's really cheery, and it's like I'm looking at a dental ad. 180 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:36,060 It's nice. 181 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:40,100 Man, that Dave guy's got a real nice way about him, huh? 182 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,420 Fit, too. You can tell he really watches what he... 183 00:11:44,469 --> 00:11:49,550 It's this motherfucker. 184 00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:54,070 That asshole killed Jeremy and Ashley. 185 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:08,910 Grim, how the hell did you get out? I threw away the key. I got a special 186 00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:11,150 invitation. And that's Mr. 187 00:12:11,390 --> 00:12:12,490 Grim to you. 188 00:12:13,410 --> 00:12:15,490 Marcus. You know that's not my name. 189 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:18,210 You're still in so much pain. 190 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,790 Oh, don't worry. 191 00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:24,070 Soon you'll be free. 192 00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:27,430 I'm just sold. We'll be with us. 193 00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:33,850 Marcus, huh? 194 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:35,790 What is that, Germanic? 195 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,800 Okay, there's a lot of stone -cold killers here. 196 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:47,160 We've got to stick to the plan. 197 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:50,960 What do we do about Axel? I don't know. Maybe get him a damn shirt. 198 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,360 I don't think he'll be a problem. 199 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,040 We should avoid Sweet Tooth because he's fucking bonkers. 200 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,580 A motorcycle guy will keep him busy. They've got a history. 201 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:02,540 Really? 202 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,700 What else did you buy them? Oh, plenty. 203 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:08,320 That's Billy Ray Stillwell, a .k .a. the Junkyard Dog. 204 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,600 Dangerous, for sure, but dumber than a box of assholes. You really just got to 205 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,469 watch out for that. 206 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:15,270 Like metal ball catapult thing? 207 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:18,410 The human cum sock is Chucky Floop. 208 00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:22,410 Bertie is the sickest driver in the country, but I know a closer when I see 209 00:13:22,830 --> 00:13:27,270 Who I'm real worried about is Death Warrant, bounty hunter from Dallas. 210 00:13:27,650 --> 00:13:31,990 Bertie takes scouts and weaves the hair of his victims into his own mane. 211 00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:33,450 That's a lot of hair. 212 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:34,870 Yeah, he's covering a bald spot. 213 00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:36,990 He's very sensitive about it. 214 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:39,610 I think we're going to tear this shit up. Fuck yeah. 215 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,080 And if the party gets a little rowdy, I could always hit that EMP. 216 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:45,880 Solid recon. 217 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,280 That's really going to help us. Help you? 218 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:50,920 Bitch, I'm here to get my own wish. 219 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:54,560 Besides, no amount of intel is going to help with roadkill, janky turn radio. 220 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,800 What's wrong with our turn radio? 221 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,120 Good luck out there. 222 00:13:58,860 --> 00:13:59,860 Calm down. 223 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,160 She's just fucking with you. I know that. 224 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:10,570 So, you think you can spread lies about me, you little... Punk? 225 00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:13,870 Stu's the one who called you a loser with the micro penis, not me. 226 00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,290 I am not a loser! 227 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,750 Whatever. 228 00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:25,270 You'll see soon enough. 229 00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:31,950 Eat shit. 230 00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:38,530 Douche. May. Look, I like you guys and all, but I'm not interested in an 231 00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:39,530 alliance. Yeah, no. 232 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,720 I get that, but why are you making yourself a target? 233 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:44,960 Well, I'm getting inside their heads. It's mind games. 101. 234 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:48,880 Do you understand how dangerous this is going to be? I can handle this. Quiet. 235 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,740 If you go out there, you're on your own. 236 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,800 We all are. 237 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,380 Wow. Way to be overdramatic. 238 00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:59,140 I'll keep the finish line warm for you. 239 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:21,550 John? 240 00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:23,970 Interesting. 241 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,670 The hell are you doing here? 242 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:30,150 That should be obvious. But what I can't figure out is why you fought so hard to 243 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:32,430 escape me, only to end up here anyway. 244 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:35,790 Do you even see how annoying that is? 245 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:40,430 Oh. 246 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:42,010 Okay. 247 00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:45,090 So the sex is that good, huh? 248 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:46,910 I can respect that. 249 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,310 Just know... 250 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,590 Once we get out there, I'm going to be the one doing the fucking. 251 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,230 Hot Topic brought a fancy car. 252 00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:58,290 Do you even know how to drive that thing? 253 00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:00,330 Fuck around and find out. 254 00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:03,490 Toodles. 255 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,270 That's a different Raven, right? 256 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:07,470 There's a bunch of them. 257 00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:09,830 This one, she's the boss. 258 00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:11,390 Are they all hot? 259 00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:13,130 Yeah, it's like gremlins. 260 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:22,930 I hope so. 261 00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:31,070 You've got to admire the showmanship. 262 00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:36,630 Are we really going to wait for this door to open all the way? 263 00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:38,810 He's building tension. 264 00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:47,550 Yeah, this is taking forever. 265 00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:20,310 Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to my contest. 266 00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:23,270 Well, almost. 267 00:17:26,569 --> 00:17:28,030 You're not in it quite yet. 268 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:32,710 First, you must survive a qualifying round. 269 00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:34,170 Yo, dude. 270 00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:38,530 Not really taking questions yet, but go ahead. 271 00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:40,750 So what are the rules? 272 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:43,050 I feel like some of us are... 273 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:44,260 Wondering. 274 00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:50,280 I was just about to get to that, Mr. Floop, if you just waited one second. 275 00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,560 It's okay. It's okay. 276 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:54,179 Never mind. 277 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:59,740 The rules of the qualifier are as simple as one, two, three. 278 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,280 One. 279 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:02,740 Grab a package. 280 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,240 Two. 281 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,300 Deliver it to Tournament City. 282 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,200 Deliver a package? We got this in the bag. 283 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,520 And three. 284 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,960 Don't die. 285 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:21,940 The drivers who successfully deliver my packages intact will move on to the next 286 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:22,940 round. 287 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,100 Prepare for battle in ten. 288 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,680 Nine. 289 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,480 Eight. 290 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,600 Seven. 291 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:38,160 Six. How long now? 292 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,510 This guy doesn't know how to put on a show. 293 00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:54,830 What? 294 00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,750 You sure you're not worried about the kids? 295 00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:50,170 Monster. 296 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,130 She's not going anywhere without this. 297 00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:24,950 I've been waiting minutes to do this. 298 00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:38,690 Damn it! Come on! 299 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:42,890 You're not getting away that easy. 300 00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:47,850 Benjamin, 301 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,190 protect the godchild! 302 00:21:24,219 --> 00:21:25,480 Enjoy this, milkman. 303 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:50,460 God, that felt good. 304 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,340 You know, your butt looks really good when you're shooting. 305 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,040 I think he's tracking us. 306 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,340 Whoa, shit. 307 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,140 The little green light turned yellow. What do we do? I don't know. I'm going 308 00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:28,140 get red. 309 00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:30,680 Step on it. Hope it doesn't get carsick. 310 00:22:48,650 --> 00:22:51,410 Now that's how I want to go. Earth -shattering explosion. 311 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,910 And if I take Grif with me, even better. 312 00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:55,750 I actually don't want to die in a big explosion. 313 00:22:56,170 --> 00:22:58,030 Maybe we should get to the city and then kill him there. 314 00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:00,110 No. We kill him now. 315 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,570 Fine. Let me take the wheel. You get a clean shot at him. 316 00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:06,110 Partner? 317 00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:09,450 Stoopidoopidoop. That is a great idea. 318 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,280 We'll get him in the next round. 319 00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:16,450 We have to keep our eye on the prize, right? 320 00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:18,490 Right? Right. 321 00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:20,510 I can't go back first. 322 00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:36,290 Turn around. 323 00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:40,930 What? Turn? No. Move over, goddammit. We're wasting time. Come on. 22589