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I'm hosting a tournament, and I invite
the best drivers to compete.
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John? Quiet!
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We call ourselves the Dolls. The divide
between insiders and outsiders grows by
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the day. I'm entering the tournament.
I'm going to wish to bring down all the
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city wall. It's bad out here, John, and
it's getting worse. This monster's after
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me! Who is he? My best friend.
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Unfortunately,
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you missed every major organ on his
body. When you're the last survivor,
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everyone will know Sweet Tooth is the
best.
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Look, I was thinking... Come with me.
You're lucky I'm available.
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I heard you and Quiet made quite the
team. Just like all the time. John and I
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are going to take a detour.
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I'm Mayhem. You're looking at the best
driver on the West Coast.
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Ruben, you don't have a goddamn clue
what you're doing. What the hell is
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This wasn't on the final exam!
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If you two are going to win, you're
going to need some special weapons. And
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most overpowered specials can only be
found in Diesel City.
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That's cool, but we don't have any
money. We're going to steal them.
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You want to steal a bunch of weapons out
of this place.
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Looks like you're going to need a plan
to do that.
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Good thing I've got one.
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So here's the deal.
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The cardinal rule of Diesel City is no
violence.
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Dozens of snipers in there make sure of
that.
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You die from their bullet.
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Diesel City is for buyers only.
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So whatever gas you bring is swapped out
for an in -house currency.
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And while the bazaar's got a whole slew
of fine -ass weaponry... The most lethal
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ordinance can be found deep in the
emperor's inner sanctum, locked away in
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vault. And for good reason. These are
game changers. S -tier special weapons.
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The nasty shit.
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Do you have an emperor here?
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Sick. The biggest hurdle will be opening
up the vault.
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The switch that controls the door is way
up there.
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In the crow's nest.
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So how do we get into the inner sanctum?
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Only the highest paying customers are
allowed.
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And the people with most money are the
representatives from the insider cities.
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I think the official term is a gaggle of
fucknuts.
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You blend in with them, get yourself a
lanyard, boom.
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You're in.
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I'll take the lead on this one.
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Really? You?
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Yeah, me. I used to live with insiders.
I know how their brain works.
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Do you even know what an hors d 'oeuvre
is? And you won't believe how they spell
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that shit.
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Listen, how are we going to blend in? I
mean, we're filthy.
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I don't even know whose blood this is.
Here you go.
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Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit reporting for duty.
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Okay, so while you two look for the
vault, I'll sneak up to the crow's nest
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get the door open. You have 30 minutes
to get your asses there. 20 minutes.
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Yeah.
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What?
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30 minutes. Yeah, that's what I meant.
You gotta be in and out, okay?
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Mayhem, you'll stay back here.
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Shit goes sideways, we might need a
getaway driver.
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Ah, hell yeah!
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Totally drive us the fuck out of here.
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Is she ready for this?
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Yes. Keys, bitch.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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You two ready to debut the new spring
collection?
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Wow. You look like a loose turn.
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Goddamn. We good?
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Yeah, we're good.
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All right, let's go.
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Bye.
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Don't die in there.
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Offering to the emperor.
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20 pieces each.
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Welcome to Diesel City, where commerce
is created and conflict is not
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Happy shopping.
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Remember, vault for 30 minutes.
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That's a bold choice.
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Knights of Nebraska.
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I heard they took over Topeka and then
killed what was left of the law.
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I guess they can wear whatever funny
fucking hats they want.
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But this is Disney City.
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Holy shit.
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Eight for all these?
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Mm -hmm. And if you're interested, I'm
running a sale on 40 caliber.
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Hey, they got grenades.
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Can we have some?
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We have grenades in the truck.
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No, but these ones have little metal
pieces in them. I'll never ask for
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again. Not this time.
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Thank you.
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I know you're excited, but... You need
to calm down a little bit, okay?
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Remember, this is about us winning the
tournament, not about you buying
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you want.
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I do want to win the tournament.
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Exactly. And these bullets I got us,
they're armor piercing.
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Pretty sweet, huh?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Trust me, you're going to have plenty of
toys to play with, okay?
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See, that's why I like working with you
two.
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You do the premeditating, I do the
murder.
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Speaking of, I know killing is a big no
-no around here, but I'm pretty sure I
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can get away with it. I mean, it can't
be that hard.
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See?
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That's why you gotta behave.
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They're always watching.
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Where there's a willing clown, there's a
way to murder.
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Know what I'm saying?
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Look, why don't you go pick out
something special for the tournament?
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Here you go.
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Get whatever you want, so long as it's
useful.
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Okay? Have fun.
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And no murder.
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Sure thing, Stu.
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We need to get some lanyards without a
fight.
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Any ideas?
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No.
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Oh, way to take the lead.
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Here come some insiders.
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Okay. Soon enough to pull out the big
guns.
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Hello, boys.
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Oh, you can't be serious.
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Look, you're a cute chick.
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Quiet, but you look like you're trying
to push out a fart right now.
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You have to be here anyway. You're
supposed to be in the car. Well, I'm
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your awkward asses. That's what I'm
doing. Oh, shit.
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Oh, where'd you get those?
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Well, I asked nicely, and they just gave
them to me. What do you think?
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Not bad.
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Good pull, mate.
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No, no way. This guy doesn't even look
like me. He wears glasses. Huh.
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Got you covered, chief.
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He's involved.
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How's everything so crisp and clear?
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What are you talking about? You know how
the world is usually blurry?
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With these, it... What?
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You gotta try these. Have your eyes
always been that color?
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Well, I've done my job.
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Hey, your job is a getaway driver.
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You're going back to the car, right?
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Oh, yeah, definitely.
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Glasses.
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They're working.
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Welcome back, Mr. Davis. Of course.
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Miss Tommaso.
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And a good time to see you from the fine
people of Spokane.
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Sure.
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Spokane, go brah.
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We can tell mayhem we found fuck not
either.
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Ooh, look, drinks.
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Damn, this flavor is intoxicating. Damn,
that is sweet.
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Usually means it's full of booze.
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There's the sinus.
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Yeah, so someone actually, like, killed
my lube guy.
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Crazy, like who would kill an essential
worker?
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I bet the vault's behind there.
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So rude.
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Okay.
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Lay low and make our way over.
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All right. Just, you know, blend in. All
right.
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Looking
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like
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we've got a couple bogeys.
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to go right now.
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Well,
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well, well.
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Where the fuck do you think you're
going?
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So what exactly are you two up to?
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Top of the morning to you, sir. I'm Deb
from Spook House. I can see your badge.
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Yeah, I'm Rick, but you can call me Big
Rick.
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from Kirkland.
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Yummy.
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You know, I've never heard a Spokane
accent before.
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It's fucking hideous.
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I love it.
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Stupid accent.
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So, what I want to know is, what are you
guys doing here together?
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Kirkland and Spokane haven't had
diplomatic relations since the Menorah
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conflict.
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Trying to turn my little weapons market
soiree into a peace summit, are we?
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Oh, you doubt we are, sir.
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Guilty.
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Oh, really?
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Okay.
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How is Kirkland since the whole
sabotage?
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We're maintaining.
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Poisoning their drinking water with
laxatives was genius.
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Break their sewers, fill their
hospitals, make them feel dirty for
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Smoke can don't play.
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No, no, no.
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We almost killed all the bastards on
their way in.
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Is
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that even
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you?
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Looks like someone benefited from those
laxatives.
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Diarrhea looks great on you.
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He's still a bullshite, though.
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Deb. I love Deb, you know? It's so
funny. I can't understand a fucking word
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you're saying, but this whole lovers
from different towns, Romeo and Juliet
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bullshit gets me rock fucking hard.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go
prepare for the main event.
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Enjoy the auction.
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Stay hydrated.
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with two fucking cloves.
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Oh, banana berry. Fucking yum, dude.
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15 coins for one mithril?
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That's highway robbery.
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I can give you, uh, 12.
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12? 12 is an insult.
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Stu!
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Stubert! Ta -da!
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Hey.
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I need some of those coins back.
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Sorry, fresh out.
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This thing is gorgeous, right? It's real
velvet. Touch it.
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You spent all of our money?
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The money we need for actual weapons on
a stupid tape?
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Watch this.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Shit.
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I killed two other yo -yos like that the
same way. No one even noticed.
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Unbelievable.
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Even when you have a plan, you still
just do whatever you want to do.
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I don't think you understand.
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I am investing in history.
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Because this cape belonged to Count
Dracula.
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No way that's true.
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The vendor I bought this from was a
learned man.
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Not a chance he would lie to me.
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Regardless if it was owned by a Dracula,
the point is, I ask you one thing. One
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simple thing.
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You need to come with us, sir. What?
Why?
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Sweet Tooth, a little help.
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Sweet Tooth!
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Catch you later, Stu.
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Count Sweet Tooth is on the hunt.
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Is he still looking at us?
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Look, there's only 15 minutes left.
Let's just scope out what we want out of
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vault. Like this.
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Ghost missiles. I wonder if they could
go through walls.
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Every missile goes through walls.
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How about this?
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Boomerang blast.
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Don't tell me they come back to you.
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No, that would be so useless.
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Don't be so quick to discount the
boomerang blast. It's more difficult to
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master, yes, but it is one of our more
lethal options.
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It feels like easy use.
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Be sort to either.
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A lady who knows what she wants.
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If you prefer something a bit simpler,
may I suggest the napalm cones?
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These rockets deploy liquid napalm. They
can melt an outsider's skin in seven
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seconds flat.
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I'm assuming this is for perimeter
defense, yes?
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Of course.
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New San Francisco just implemented this
system and is very pleased with the
254
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results. They cleared out an entire
encampment of pedestrians near their
255
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Lickety split.
256
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:51,390
The smell will go away eventually.
257
00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,290
That's fucked up, man.
258
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,410
It is, isn't it? Thanks so much, sir.
259
00:14:57,410 --> 00:15:01,950
You get together. The people outside the
walls are just trying to hang on. This
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guy's talking about them like they're
roaches.
261
00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:06,090
Every city has weapons like this now.
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Everyone.
263
00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,810
Keeping people out isn't enough anymore.
264
00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:14,470
They want them gone. I know people on
the inside, guards even, and they don't
265
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say anything about stuff like this.
266
00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:17,710
Yeah, you think they would tell you?
267
00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:24,490
Fuck them, and fuck this.
268
00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:28,430
We're taking them all down. The system,
the walls, all of it.
269
00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:35,410
Okay, chin -chin.
270
00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:41,330
Everybody wrap up your bits, and we will
announce the winners after playtime.
271
00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:44,010
Everybody follow me.
272
00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:48,580
Come on, you little... Rats, come to
your Pied Piper.
273
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:50,020
Later.
274
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,920
Hate them.
275
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,760
Mind if I cape in?
276
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:29,530
Never killed with a lady before, masked
or otherwise.
277
00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,350
I'm... Sweet tooth, I know.
278
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:34,410
Ah, finally someone gets it.
279
00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:37,710
It would be my honor to kill alongside
you.
280
00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:39,170
Whatever.
281
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:42,830
Oh, I like her.
282
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:52,790
I'll take it, coach.
283
00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:02,390
Thank you, my good man.
284
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:05,790
Where are these?
285
00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:08,190
One vulture, one holy man.
286
00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:10,109
Are you leaving your bottoms on?
287
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Yeah. Suit yourselves, weirdos.
288
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,580
Give me the package, Melman.
289
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:37,560
You love being on the outside, don't
you?
290
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:39,440
Dirty little outsiders.
291
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:46,640
Yes! Play your roles, you holy men, you
butchers. Revel in your lawlessness, you
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nasty little vultures.
293
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,600
And remember, no pleasure is forbidden
on the outside.
294
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,440
Hello, Mr.
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Holy Man.
296
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,600
I'm a wrapped little trash boy.
297
00:17:58,820 --> 00:17:59,880
Rip me open.
298
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,420
Hey, I understand role -playing, man,
but I'll pass.
299
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:03,700
You look awful thirsty.
300
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,860
How about a cup of freshly squeezed ass?
301
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,580
I've had my share of trash ass for
today, thanks.
302
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,000
Shoulders, pen -flying man.
303
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,080
This way.
304
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:18,920
Our vulture nest was raided last week,
and it was all your fault.
305
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,640
Now you have to pay the price.
306
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,220
And skin.
307
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:27,800
Oh, um, no, thank you. Oh, look, a holy
man. Oh, my skin, it's his prisoner now.
308
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:33,450
She was kind of hot, right? Yes,
absolutely. Just trying a little too
309
00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:34,450
know?
310
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,750
His Majesty is looking at us. Just, you
know, play along.
311
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:41,650
Sell it.
312
00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:43,550
Oh, yeah.
313
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:49,370
I'm an outsider. I deserve to be on all
fours like a bad, bad doggy.
314
00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:53,670
Yeah, I'm a dirty, doggy boy, too.
315
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,400
This is really bad on the knee.
316
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:26,700
Yeah, that's right, busy.
317
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,520
And now, a treat.
318
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:37,980
I looked around Diesel City today for
the crudest, sweatiest, most deliciously
319
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:42,860
desperate outsider I could find. And
then I brought him back here so we could
320
00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:44,480
punish him with pleasure.
321
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:49,560
Ladies and gentlemen, behold, your king
of dirt.
322
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,680
Can you guys test out this machine?
323
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:56,960
Sure.
324
00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:03,840
John, it's me, Stu.
325
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:06,640
It calls itself Stu.
326
00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:16,470
A sex thing?
327
00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:18,710
Did I win a contest or something?
328
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:19,919
Half foot long.
329
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:26,320
I mean, it's not just more dog. See, the
ratio of bun to dog varies the flavor
330
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,240
in a very specific way.
331
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,840
Fascinating. Yeah, I think so, too.
332
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,920
And you're coming in, I guess.
333
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:40,320
Um, so, so, are you normally a solo
assassin, or is this, like, a special
334
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:44,820
occasion? I do what it takes. Oh, cool.
Real go -getter. Cool. Just like myself.
335
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,180
Have you ever maybe considered teaming
up?
336
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:51,270
I mean, obviously I'm spoken for, but I
don't know. I might be convinced to
337
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:52,270
maybe take on a third.
338
00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:53,670
HVAC, water.
339
00:21:54,050 --> 00:21:55,050
Wait.
340
00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:56,330
EMP.
341
00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:03,070
They've got an electromagnetic pulse
generator?
342
00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:06,270
Killing electricity on demand could be a
game changer.
343
00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:08,190
Especially in a tournament.
344
00:22:09,050 --> 00:22:12,270
I call dibs. Finders keepers. Losers
weepers.
345
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,660
Shit they got a lot of lasers.
346
00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:24,860
This one's on me.
347
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,080
What is love?
348
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,600
Baby, don't hurt me.
349
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,880
Don't hurt me no more.
350
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:18,260
Baby, don't hurt me.
351
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,720
Don't hurt me no more.
352
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,940
Get your thumb out of there!
353
00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:54,420
What
354
00:23:54,420 --> 00:24:01,860
are
355
00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:08,500
the weapons?
356
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,560
Dolphy said we have to be in and out.
I'll be done in two and a half.
357
00:24:45,490 --> 00:24:46,490
Oh, my God.
358
00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:07,490
I can't.
359
00:25:08,210 --> 00:25:09,410
How the hell do you get out of this
place?
360
00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:19,809
No more sex.
361
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:20,810
I'm depleted.
362
00:25:22,890 --> 00:25:23,890
Holy shit.
363
00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:25,650
Holy shit!
364
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,240
versus high quality development.
365
00:26:23,530 --> 00:26:24,630
He gave you the gift of flesh?
366
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:27,170
Kill him!
367
00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:28,710
He didn't fuck me.
368
00:26:30,670 --> 00:26:31,690
I fucked you!
369
00:26:38,690 --> 00:26:40,230
Oh shit! Oh shit!
370
00:26:40,570 --> 00:26:41,570
The alarm!
371
00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:43,290
Oh my god! We gotta go!
372
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:44,870
Did you finish?
373
00:26:45,430 --> 00:26:46,630
We really gotta go.
374
00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:48,550
Where are all the weapons?
375
00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:50,730
We're not close!
376
00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:02,940
I get for trying to collaborate.
377
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,000
Get out of my way.
378
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:01,620
Stop it.
379
00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:04,480
Where the fuck is Mayhem?
380
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:11,540
Where the hell have you been?
381
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,100
That doesn't really seem like the most
important question to be asked, right?
382
00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:16,060
Looking good, guy.
383
00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:18,080
May, you take shrapnel.
384
00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:19,940
I got my own pony.
385
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,640
Yee -haw, Kit Kat.
386
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,180
You look kind of different.
387
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,260
I killed them. I killed them all.
388
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,500
You mean, like, dead dead?
389
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,440
Yeah. It was awesome.
390
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,780
I knew you could do it, Stu. Gosh, I'm
proud of you.
391
00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:48,120
Can't believe I missed it. It's okay.
392
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,800
I got you a consolation prize.
393
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,500
Okay, okay. Calm down, Stu.
394
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:54,900
Yeah, yeah.
395
00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:56,339
Napalm cones.
396
00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:57,340
My favorite.
397
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,320
Stu, remember this day.
398
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,620
For on this day, you had your first
massacre.
399
00:29:04,330 --> 00:29:08,670
You became a man, and this was your gore
mitzvah.
400
00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:11,450
Tell me everything.
401
00:29:12,630 --> 00:29:13,810
I also had a lot of sex.
402
00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:16,710
Gross. I don't want to hear about any of
that.
403
00:29:17,330 --> 00:29:18,330
Decorum.
404
00:29:18,670 --> 00:29:19,810
How'd you get an EMP?
405
00:29:20,350 --> 00:29:23,770
All we got was armor pierce and bullets
and missiles that come back to you.
406
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:26,030
I mean, that's not all you got.
407
00:29:27,150 --> 00:29:28,450
Oh, you're nasty.
408
00:29:28,830 --> 00:29:29,649
What can I say?
409
00:29:29,650 --> 00:29:30,650
We make a good team.
410
00:29:32,010 --> 00:29:33,010
That we do.
411
00:29:33,919 --> 00:29:35,220
Hope it's enough to win the tournament.
412
00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:36,540
Not sure it is.
413
00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:42,040
Ever since I met you guys, I've seen a
car man, a weird Grim Reaper biker dude,
414
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,120
and a killer clown.
415
00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:45,100
You're gonna need someone to watch your
back.
416
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,960
Which is why I'm entering, too.
417
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,760
What about the dolls?
418
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,880
The dolls have their orders.
419
00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:53,740
Think about it. Roadkill is fast.
420
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:58,720
You take the lead, I set up the EMP,
boom. No more competition.
421
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,300
We race to the finish and make our wish.
422
00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:05,060
And it ends before it even starts.
423
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,860
And in shrapnel, I'll be fucking
unstoppable.
424
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,860
Also, do we have any teepee?
425
00:30:12,340 --> 00:30:13,800
Yeah, got some in the car.
426
00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:15,600
Thank you. Hold tight.
427
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,840
Tell me again about the cabin.
428
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,980
You know I've never been there, right?
429
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,200
I know.
430
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,920
Just, you know, tell me anyway. Make it
up.
431
00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:37,780
The air is sweet.
432
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:42,820
At night, all you can hear are the owls
and
433
00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:46,960
stars as far as the eye can see.
434
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,520
Kind of like now?
435
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,080
Yeah.
436
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:02,660
Tournament starts tomorrow.
437
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,720
You think we'll win?
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