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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,160 flash cars, and vajazzling. 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,960 But while the tans you see might be fake, 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,560 the people are all real, although some of what they do 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:13,000 has been set up purely for your entertainment. 5 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,000 Previously on "The Only Way is Essex". 6 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,480 - Something's happened between you and Mark. 7 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:17,680 - I'm not saying. 8 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:18,720 - Do you think they've slept with each other? 9 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,040 - No. 10 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:23,960 - Someone's going to get hurt and it's gonna be Lucy. 11 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:24,760 [car whooshes by] 12 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,200 - Thank you for tonight. 13 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:27,480 - She's had a lot of work. 14 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,360 Is she not like a bloke turned into a girl? 15 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,480 [laughs] 16 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,280 - No I'm actually trained in vajazzling. 17 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:33,600 - [Sam] She's professional. 18 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:34,720 - I can't walk out a loser. 19 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:35,680 - You've got to just win Mark, 20 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:36,520 I knew you was gonna win anyway. 21 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:37,360 - I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win. 22 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,000 [punches] 23 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:39,920 - May the best man win, Mark? 24 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:40,720 - Yeah. 25 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,360 [upbeat music] 26 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,560 [upbeat music] 27 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,040 [heavy breathing] 28 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,680 - Come on two more. 29 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,400 Quicker. 30 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,360 28, 29, 30, come on Mark, quicker mate. 31 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,440 24, come on quicker mate. 32 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,920 Come on, Mark. Nice and quick. 33 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,560 There you go. 34 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,200 [laughs] 35 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,240 You bastard. 36 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,040 Fuck off. 37 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,480 So how you feeling about the fight, 38 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:32,960 are you nervous or what? 39 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:33,960 - A little bit. 40 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,080 - I tell you what, mate 41 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:35,920 the nerves are getting to me 42 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,040 about the master of ceremonies. 43 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,280 - How can you be nervous? 44 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,120 - I've gotta stand there... 45 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,160 - You're fucking standing there 46 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,160 on a mic singing "Fly Me to the Moon" 47 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,920 and introducing Mark Wright to the ring, 48 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,200 when I've got to go down there 49 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,200 and have a fight in front of a thousand people. 50 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,360 - Yeah, I've gotta speak to everyone 51 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,360 in front of a thousand people, 52 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,680 and god knows how many people... 53 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,520 why are you stopping? 54 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:51,960 - Oh I'm blowing. 55 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:54,720 - [Ben] All right, Candy. 56 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,560 - Hi honey. 57 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,880 - What you doing? 58 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:00,000 - I'm putting up the amazing vajazzle party posters. 59 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,360 - What the fuck is a vajazzle party, tell me? 60 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:02,800 - Come on, you remember. 61 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,240 The little stickers on the sexy bit of your peepee area. 62 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,080 - Have you got one have ya? 63 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,040 - No I haven't got one. 64 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,600 I'm waiting for you to-- 65 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:09,600 - You've got to practise what you preach though, 66 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:10,480 aint yah, do you know what I mean? 67 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,280 - Hello. 68 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,680 - Hello mate you all right? 69 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:13,480 - How you doing, you good mate, I'm... 70 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,720 - How you doing? 71 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:15,520 - God you're getting bigger every day aint ya. 72 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:16,760 - You're only half the size. 73 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,680 - Oh no, oh no, 74 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,800 I'm getting there aint I? 75 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:19,880 - You heard all about this vajazzle party? 76 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:20,720 - Yeah, you coming? 77 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:21,720 - I'm not coming, no. 78 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,680 I'm relaxing for your fight, aint I? 79 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,200 What's up with you then, you're not going? 80 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:26,160 - I'm going to have to come in here 81 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,200 just to have a little walk around 82 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,080 but I'll have an early night, I will. 83 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,240 - If you want to win this fight 84 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,040 you've got to relax, you can't be partying, 85 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,920 you can't be drinking, you can't be banging, 86 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,720 you can't be doing nothing, mate. 87 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,200 You don't want to get ironed out by this mug 88 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,040 do you know what I mean? - Oh you know what-- 89 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,240 - You need to go there 90 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,520 and you need show him who's the real governor 91 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,360 in the club business. 92 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,560 - Yeah. 93 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,920 - I hope he bashes Kirk's face straight out. 94 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,040 - I don't know who's...oh Amy. 95 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,080 - Team Mark, shall we have team Mark T-shirts? 96 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:47,880 - No. - No. 97 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,000 - The last few weeks he's, 98 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,000 every time I've seen him 99 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:50,880 he just looks so miserable don't he. 100 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:51,720 - Miserable and moody, don't he. 101 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,000 - Usually he's like... 102 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,800 - Like yesterday he was moping like talking to me. 103 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:55,640 - But I'm not being horrible. 104 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,680 - I just want to push him over. 105 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,320 - Yeah I know, it's just like wake up. 106 00:02:58,360 --> 00:02:59,920 - I know. Hello. 107 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:00,960 - Hello. 108 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,360 I think the whole thing is 109 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,920 that Lucy being quite naive about the whole situation. 110 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:04,880 - She's really naive. 111 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:05,600 - I think she needs to understand 112 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,640 that Mark's always gonna 113 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,640 like have something there for Lauren. 114 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,920 - But do you think then Lauren and Mark still talk? 115 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:12,880 Well obviously, I think they still talk. 116 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,000 - Oh yeah, definitely. 117 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,640 But do I think they still sleep together? 118 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,640 - What do you think? 119 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,440 - Oh god knows, I wouldn't know. 120 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,800 - You'll never know will you. 121 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:20,640 [knock on the door] 122 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,360 Ooh, do you know what, 123 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,600 that's Nanny Pat. 124 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:24,440 - Is it? 125 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,480 - Yep. 126 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,920 [rock music] 127 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,120 - The only person who can lose this fight is you. 128 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:31,960 - By thinking it. 129 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,440 - Yeah, he can't beat ya, 130 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,240 its all in the eyes, 131 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,080 it's just stare at him, 132 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,080 stare right through him. 133 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:36,920 - Intimidation. 134 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,080 - So right into his eyes. 135 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,400 All the way, don't take your eyes off him. 136 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,640 [grunts] 137 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,760 Yeah, I mean that'll knock the wind out of someone, even me. 138 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:44,600 [grunts] 139 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:45,440 [punches] 140 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,240 [rock music] 141 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,160 You definitely feel strong. 142 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,440 You've got a solid punch. 143 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,960 Just make sure that you fire it at the right time, 144 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,280 don't waste it. 145 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,160 Do it quicker. 146 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,720 He's a bit of a pretty boy this guy, you know. 147 00:03:58,760 --> 00:03:59,800 He aint gonna wanna 148 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,800 get mashed up, you know. 149 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,040 - Yeah. I feel like I am gonna win. 150 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,400 At first to be honest I was having doubts 151 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,080 and I was like, no I aint, but I do. 152 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,840 [punches] 153 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,120 - Straight. 154 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,080 I promise yah for someone your size you can bang. 155 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:11,920 - Yeah. 156 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,200 - I promise you. 157 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,040 - Yeah, the girls have said that, no I'm joking. 158 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,680 - No, you can punch bang, yeah. 159 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:16,480 You've got to put-- 160 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,840 - Hi Kirk. 161 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:18,680 - That's stamina for you. 162 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:19,520 - All right. 163 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,360 - How's it going? 164 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,480 - Yeah good, how you doing? 165 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,160 I'm half naked. - All right. 166 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,160 We've got something to show you though. 167 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,320 - What? 168 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,040 - Team. - Oh no! 169 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,240 Oh, go team Kirk. 170 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,800 - [Maria] Do you like them? 171 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:30,640 - We've got banners and all sorts. 172 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:31,760 - Have ya? - Yeah. 173 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:32,880 - Do you think I'm gonna win? 174 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,000 - [Maria And Popey] Yeah. 175 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:34,840 - Don't you think? 176 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:35,880 - What do you think? 177 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,360 - If he does what I've told him to do 178 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,560 he'll win the fight. 179 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,560 We've got a few little tricks up our sleeve. 180 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,360 - Have you got some secrets? 181 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,800 - We've got, I've shown him, 182 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:42,880 we've got a few little tricks 183 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,560 that Mark's not going to be expecting. 184 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,000 - What's your secret? 185 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,000 - I've got magic dust in my glove, magic dust in there. 186 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,360 - Horse shoes. 187 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,480 - Yeah, throw it at him. 188 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,400 - You've got to do it, seriously. 189 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,640 - Its gonna kill him if you win. 190 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,240 - I'm gonna kill him. 191 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:54,680 Yeah team Kirk, I love it. 192 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,520 - Ayy. 193 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,080 - What kind of look you going for? 194 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,320 Natural look, do you want a like, a Jordan look? 195 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,160 - No, natural look. 196 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,000 - [Amy] Cheryl Cole. 197 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:02,920 - [Sam] [laughs] Jordan look? 198 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,440 [laughs] 199 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,000 I like the natural look as well Nanny Pat. 200 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:07,840 - Yeah. 201 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:08,800 - No she doesn't. 202 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:09,640 - I'm only joking. 203 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,360 You're doing the Amy pout now. 204 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,120 So what are you hoping to look like after this? 205 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,440 - Well something like when I'm eighteen. 206 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,720 [laughs] 207 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:22,880 - Nanny Pat, new woman. 208 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,280 - There are. Thank you very much. 209 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,840 - It looks lovely. 210 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,000 If you don't like it tell her. 211 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,320 - Yeah. 212 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,440 Oh that's nice. 213 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,280 - Nice and natural. 214 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,640 - Yeah, that's lovely that is. 215 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,480 I wish I'd have had my hair done now. 216 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,360 - So I'm going on a date tonight. 217 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,640 - Oh well good for you. 218 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:36,480 - Yeah. 219 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:37,640 - She's found herself a new man. 220 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,920 - Yeah he's lovely, he's very good looking, 221 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,560 he's a model and he's a footballer, as well. 222 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,080 - Oh that's good, isn't it yeah? 223 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:42,920 - Yeah so-- 224 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,000 - And who does he play for? 225 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,960 - Oh some-- - We don't know, do we. 226 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,040 - Some rubbish team probably. 227 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,600 - [laughs] Ohh. 228 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,280 - All done. All packed up. 229 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,080 - Are you all right, got everything? 230 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:52,920 - Yeah. 231 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:53,760 - Is the stapler in there? 232 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,600 - Yeah. 233 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,280 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 234 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,320 - I've got something to tell you... 235 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,160 - Mmm. 236 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,000 - I'm leaving. 237 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,040 - Right. 238 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,240 - But, I'm going to be going to Dubai. 239 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,240 - No way. 240 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,440 - I'm gonna offer you an opportunity. 241 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,640 - Okay. 242 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,640 - Which would mean you coming with me to Dubai 243 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:10,600 to start this business. 244 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,200 - Oh my god. 245 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,000 - I will need a decision in, 246 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,280 quite quickly. 247 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,120 - Right. 248 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,040 - What about? 249 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,320 - Mark. 250 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,040 - Mmm, do you think he'll be able to do anything 251 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,480 to keep you here? 252 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:24,600 - I don't know. 253 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,480 - So babe, what do you think? 254 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,000 - Too dressy. 255 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,320 - It's too Jordan. 256 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,720 What about honey? 257 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,840 - Yeah, see that's more Victoria Beckham. 258 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,080 - This is stunning. 259 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,400 I'm going to wear my Christian Louboutin shoes. 260 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,400 - Yeah. 261 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,480 - This is quite fitted, posh shoes. 262 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,040 - Nice length. - Nice length 263 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,520 a bit of cleavage showing. 264 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,760 - That's like nice and smart. 265 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:45,760 - Sophisticated. 266 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,400 - Sophisticated, sexy. 267 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,600 - Yeah, elegant. 268 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,960 - So what about what not to do tonight then? 269 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,480 - What not to do? 270 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,760 Burp at the table. 271 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,800 - Don't talk about Kirk. 272 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,000 - Don't talk about Kirk. 273 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,840 - Make sure you don't get food in your teeth. 274 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,040 - Aah, imagine that? 275 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,280 - That would be so embarrassing. 276 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,080 - A big bit of like sweet corn in your tooth. 277 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,080 - Sweet corn, like when you get those black bits in between. 278 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,760 [Sam and Amy laugh] 279 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,040 And things to do. 280 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:07,960 Like I think, 281 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,680 like soft giggling and joking. 282 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,280 - Yeah, like loads of flirting. 283 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,120 - Flirting. 284 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:13,960 - Like, oh shut up. 285 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:14,800 - Yeah. 286 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,040 [pop music] 287 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,640 - Next one through for your vajazzle. 288 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:33,800 Hiya, next one through for your vajazzle. 289 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,040 - Thank you. 290 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:38,480 - You look nice though. 291 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:39,520 - Thanks, so do you. 292 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,720 - Do I? 293 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,240 Oh I feel like I've been rushing round all day. 294 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,440 - Why. 295 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:44,120 - I aint done me hair properly or anything. 296 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,280 - What's happening Kirk? 297 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,400 - [ Kirk] How you doing bro, you all right? 298 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,320 - All right Kirk. - Are you good Lauren? 299 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,120 - Hi Mark. - How you doing Luc? 300 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,400 Lauren, Lucy, Lucy, Lauren. 301 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:49,920 - Nice to meet you, Lauren. - Nice to meet you. 302 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:50,960 - How you doing? 303 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:51,640 - Good man. Been, actually to be honest, 304 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,240 I've been training now. 305 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,040 - Yeah. 306 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,240 - Yeah, I've been training, 307 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:54,920 but I've only a couple of days you know, but-- 308 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:55,800 - How are you feeling? 309 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:56,600 - You know what? 310 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,440 I've had a good trainer 311 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,640 and I am feeling confident now. 312 00:07:58,680 --> 00:07:59,800 - Drinking tonight or are you on the waters? 313 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:00,800 - Oh no water tonight, on a straight one. 314 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,000 - Are you sure? 315 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,120 I was going to get you a double JD or something. 316 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,920 - No mate I can't' be doing it, you know. 317 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,320 But... no literally I am, 318 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,920 I think you have got to go at it confident, 319 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:08,760 I've never seen you fight 320 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,520 so whatever goes on goes on 321 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,920 but its going to be a good one to see. 322 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:12,920 - What do you reckon Lauren, who's going to win? 323 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,120 - I've seen you fight before. 324 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,320 Did you win that fight before? 325 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,880 - Yeah you know I won, you was cheering. 326 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,360 [group laughs] 327 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,240 - No Mark. 328 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,080 - Anyway, I suppose we'll talk Sunday. 329 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,560 - Yeah, definitely, well no talking. 330 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,440 - No, we'll talk after, when I'm saying sorry. 331 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,840 - If you've got time anyway 332 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:29,880 I'll show you round the club in a minute, if you want. 333 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,880 - Oh good man, all right see ya. 334 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:31,600 - Nice to meet you, see you later. 335 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,960 - All right bye. 336 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:35,400 - She's nice. 337 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,520 - Yeah she is actually 338 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:39,160 but I'm feeling even more confident now. 339 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,400 - More confident or less confident? 340 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,240 - More. 341 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,080 - Really? 342 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,560 - Yeah, well I was sizing him up 343 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,040 and I actually think I can-- 344 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:45,880 - You'll win. 345 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:46,920 - Yeah if I lose-- 346 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,200 - Don't embarrass me and lose. 347 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,520 - Is that, is...ohh. 348 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:51,760 - [Amy] What's your best chat up line? 349 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,720 - My best chat up line? 350 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:55,600 I don't know, 351 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,000 if I go over to see someone 352 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,360 and just tell them how nice they look I suppose. 353 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,680 - Is that it? 354 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,280 - I'm not into lines and reading out of a joke book. 355 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,280 - Me and you are going to fall out. 356 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,440 - You look really happy. 357 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,200 Do you want me to give you a chat up line? 358 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,240 - Yeah come on, right now. 359 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:06,280 - What would you like me to say to you? 360 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,360 You want me to come up to you and--? 361 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,480 - No, you just what you say normally. 362 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,840 - I'd just be like, how you doing? 363 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,600 You look amazing, can I take your number? 364 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,800 Are you seeing anyone? 365 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,280 I'm not really into the spiel of, 366 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,640 get your coat, you've pulled. 367 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,760 I just think that's really cheesy. 368 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:20,920 - That is a good chat up line. 369 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,320 - So what's your hobbies then? 370 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,560 Tell me about your hobbies, do you do any sports or-- 371 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:24,400 - Hobbies are anything. 372 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,320 - What. 373 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,880 - I used to play table tennis. 374 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,160 I used to be an Essex champion. 375 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,400 - You used to be Essex champion? 376 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:31,760 Are you any good at table tennis? 377 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,600 - You can laugh at me, but I was really good. 378 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,760 I was second in Essex when I was, yeah 14. 379 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,040 - 14? 380 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,360 - Yeah and then when I was 15 that's when I did, 381 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,000 like started to discover guys and-- 382 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,240 - You got this distracted - makeup. 383 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,080 - Is that what it was? 384 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,480 - Big time, I got distracted. 385 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,480 I'm a bit of geek really. 386 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,560 - Yeah? 387 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:48,560 - You look at me and you're thinking, 388 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,680 you're probably like Essex girl, 389 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:50,840 but I'm not, I like played the clarinet. 390 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,280 I was in the netball team. 391 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,640 - We're all big on sports in our family. 392 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,120 - Really? - Golf, football, tennis. 393 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,160 - Golf, I used to be a professional caddy. 394 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,520 - You used to be? 395 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,920 [chuckles] You used to be a professional caddy. 396 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,120 - No I'm not making it up. 397 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,520 - Do you know all tips and advice and stuff? 398 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,160 - No, no, I used to just stand there and look good, 399 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,920 like really, like do my hair and make up 400 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,640 and try and put the other golfers off, 401 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:11,640 but that got sometimes-- 402 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:12,480 - That didn't work. 403 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:13,320 - My golf uniform was all pink. 404 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,520 - Did you even carry the bag? 405 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,720 - No. Hello, drive it. 406 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:17,920 - You used to drive a buggy. 407 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:18,960 - Do you see me holding the bag? 408 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,240 - I don't know, 409 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,400 I couldn't see you being a professional golf caddy. 410 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,240 - He's a bit confident, Kirk ain't he? 411 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:28,120 - He is a bit. I did think that. 412 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,760 - I'm gonna beat him though, definitely. 413 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,560 - [Lauren] Hello you all right? 414 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,400 All right. 415 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,640 [kisses] 416 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,000 - You know Lucy don't ya? 417 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:37,840 - [ Girls] Hi. 418 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,200 - You been all right? 419 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,040 - Yeah, good. You? 420 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,240 - Yeah, how's the boxing going? 421 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,160 - Yeah it's going all right. 422 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,000 - Yeah? - Yeah. 423 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,280 - Busy? 424 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,280 - Yeah, just seen Kirk he's getting a bit lairy. 425 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,480 - Oh, I can imagine. 426 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,240 - So, you girls been vajazzled or what? 427 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,040 - I have. 428 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:50,880 - You have? 429 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:51,720 - Do you want to see it? 430 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:52,560 - No. 431 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,000 - Joking. Are you nervous? 432 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,560 - No, obviously I'm a little bit nervous 433 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,520 but I'm confident inside. 434 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:58,960 - Oh god, I'm nervous for you. 435 00:10:59,000 --> 00:10:59,800 I don't want to see you get hurt obviously, 436 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,680 I'm really nervous as well, 437 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,520 but I'll be supporting you both, of course. 438 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,400 - Cool. 439 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,880 All right, well if I don't see you tonight 440 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,080 I'll see you Sunday I suppose. 441 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,440 - Okay. See you later. - I'll see you later. 442 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,360 - See you later. - Bye. 443 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,120 - That was all right. 444 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,800 At least we've got the position of talking terms, 445 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,200 which we wanted so-- - Yeah. 446 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:24,920 It's all right, so long as it's kept civil like that. 447 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,360 - So, Jay? - Yes? 448 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,200 - I've got to ask you a big favour. 449 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,040 - A big favour? 450 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,720 - You can say no. 451 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,480 - Already, on the second date 452 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:32,320 you're going to ask me a favour? 453 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,120 - Are you gonna listen to me? 454 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:34,960 - Of course, I'm listening to you. 455 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:35,960 - Right. - Come on. 456 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,360 - I've got to ask you a big favour. 457 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,200 It's only because we've got the boxing thing coming up 458 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,400 - Yes. Okay. 459 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,160 - Mark and Kirk are fighting. 460 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,160 I need someone to come with me. 461 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,280 Can you come with me? 462 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,040 - You want me to come with you on Sunday? 463 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,080 - Everyone will be jealous 464 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,360 that I've got a good looking guy with me. 465 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,400 - So you want to use me just to get at other boys? 466 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,400 - Did I say that? 467 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,280 - I'm just asking you. 468 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:52,120 - I would never do that. 469 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,480 I'm not shallow. 470 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,280 - And that's it. 471 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,400 - You can say no. 472 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,120 - Course I'll come with you on Sunday, 473 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,120 yeah it'll be good. 474 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,240 - Why, what's with the face like? 475 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,560 - Well I dunno, I suppose he's your ex 476 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,800 so I didn't want you to feel uncomfortable. 477 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,000 - At the end of the day, 478 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,520 Kirk is my ex but that's it, we're finished now. 479 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,360 - Good stuff. 480 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,880 - I like your style, Jay. 481 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:09,720 - Hello. 482 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:10,560 - You all right. - All right. 483 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,320 - Yeah you. - Yeah you? 484 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,120 - You having fun? 485 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,120 - Yeah, it's all right. 486 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,280 - You didn't get one done did you? 487 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,120 - Yeah I did. 488 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,520 - No. - Only joking. 489 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,120 - Oh god, vajazzle party, who knew? 490 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,240 - I know. I just see Mark at the bar. 491 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,080 - Did you? 492 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,360 - Yeah, he's here with Lucy. 493 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,840 - What's going on now between you two because?-- 494 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,880 - We still see each other 495 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,160 and we still talk and that's how it is. 496 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,600 - Oh, I'm glad I'm not involved. 497 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,160 - I know. I know. 498 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,440 - Are you just talking and texting? 499 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,040 Like, are you seeing each other? 500 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,200 What's going on? 501 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:42,000 - Well yeah, I have seen him a little bit. 502 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:42,880 - Right. 503 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:44,720 God. 504 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,160 - This is what happens, we break up, 505 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,360 we're never actually over, 506 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,600 we either end up back at mine or back at his 507 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,000 and it always happens. 508 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,240 - Oh, fucking hell. 509 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,120 - I know. 510 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,920 - I'm talking to you about the same bollocks 511 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,880 we've talked about for nine fucking years. 512 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,320 Give me a hammer. 513 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,960 [laughs] 514 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,720 [upbeat music] 515 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,480 [dramatic music] 516 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,200 [alarm rings] 517 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,400 - Faster. 518 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,320 Come on we've only been running for 20 minutes. 519 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,160 You're slacking already. 520 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,040 Come on. 521 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,960 More Mark, more energy. 522 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,880 Come on keep up with me, you're useless. 523 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:29,920 [dramatic music] [chickens clucking] 524 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,240 Oh come on Mark, 525 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,680 you've got a big fight coming up, no slacking. 526 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,640 You can't be losing this, 527 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,080 its more than a fight, 528 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,760 it's the battle of the bars, battle verses you and Kirk. 529 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,920 - I aint gonna lose, you know I aint gonna lose, 530 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,960 why are you even saying it? 531 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 [dramatic music] [chickens clucking] 532 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,520 - Come on liven up, you aint losing mate. 533 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,960 - Don't worry son, keep shouting in my ear, 534 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,400 I'll punch you straight into that ditch. 535 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,760 [dramatic music builds] 536 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,800 Fuckers. 537 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,480 - So how's that pressure honey, is that okay? 538 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,680 - It's amazing. 539 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,840 - So honey what's happened, 540 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,120 I haven't seen you, I've not catched up. 541 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,040 - I know, I've had meetings with Adam and stuff 542 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,720 and I really need to make a decision. 543 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,680 He's given me a really, really good job offer 544 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,080 and I don't know whether to take it or not. 545 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,000 - Oh honey what is it? 546 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,560 - To go to Dubai. 547 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,320 - Oh my god. 548 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,360 - And work with him out there 549 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,080 on like fashion and events and stuff. 550 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,160 - Aah. Don't go honey. 551 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,120 - Do you not think? 552 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,280 - Don't leave me. 553 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,880 Who's gonna do your massage, no I'm joking. 554 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,120 - I know. 555 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:26,920 - Also you've got to think what you're gonna do 556 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,040 What would Mark say, Lauren? 557 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,920 He would break his heart. 558 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,840 - He'd probably be really, really shocked I think 559 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,520 and it's like it's just-- 560 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,560 - So Lauren, between me and you, 561 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,120 have you still been seeing him? 562 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,320 You can tell me. 563 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,400 - Well, what do you think? 564 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,880 I can't really say, but yeah like I have. 565 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,320 - So girls, hey my little pretty ladies. 566 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,360 Here we are back stage at the 5.19 show, 567 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,640 not very glamorous but what you do have 568 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,280 is each other and that is glamorous. 569 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,800 You look gorgeous, girls. 570 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,960 - Thank you. 571 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,200 - Absolutely gorgeous, new outfits as well. 572 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,800 Obviously, the pressures on now, this is it. 573 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,960 We've done everything we can. 574 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,680 It's entirely up to you to pull it off now, 575 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,160 which I know you will. 576 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,960 - Just go out there and enjoy yourselves. 577 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,120 Have fun because that's what it's all about today. 578 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:09,960 Good luck girls. 579 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,800 - [Girls] Thank you. 580 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:11,640 - [Julian] Good luck ladies. 581 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:12,600 You're going to be fabulous. 582 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,440 - Amy? 583 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,480 - Yeah. 584 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,120 - Come here look, I'm looking at bags. 585 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,240 - Oh, lovely. 586 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,320 - Which one? 587 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,160 - Oh they're beautiful. 588 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,520 What one do I like? 589 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,880 - Its for Ted, it's for the dog. 590 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,360 - So how can Ted carry that he's only tiny 591 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,680 and he's got no shoulders. 592 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,720 - No Ted, Ted's not holding it, Ted's going in it. 593 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,800 - No I think Ted's gotta go for the pink one. 594 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,080 - But Ted's a boy. 595 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,200 - Ted's a boy but I think he'd stand out in that. 596 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,200 - [Harry] Yeah, because he's black aint he? 597 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,400 - Yeah 598 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,680 - It'll look weird if you've got a black dog 599 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,720 and a black bag together. 600 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:40,560 - [Sam] Aah. 601 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,720 [cheers and applause] 602 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,160 - So how do you think Marks treating Lucy then, 603 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,360 with the whole Lucy, Lauren thing? 604 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,360 - I like Mark, Sam. 605 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,400 I've got a lot of respect for Mark 606 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,880 but everyone knows what it's all about, 607 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,640 the only person that don't know what it's all about is Lucy. 608 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,760 - Is Lucy. Yeah. 609 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,880 - She's like, oh you know, oh whatever. 610 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,200 - Lucy's been naive to the whole situation 611 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,240 and not realising that Mark probably is still hurt 612 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,560 and in love with Lauren. 613 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,960 - I do think he still loves her. 614 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,400 If I see Lauren I will tell her. 615 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,280 - I just think Lucy's gonna get hurt, really hurt. 616 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,720 - I know and you should tell her that. 617 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,160 - I wanna ring her and say like is everything all right. 618 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,640 - Yeah. 619 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,040 - But then its weird because I'm sort of friends with Mark. 620 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,520 Oh, do you know what I'll speak to her. 621 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,880 I'll just say 622 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,000 I know that you might have been a bit upset recently, 623 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,480 I dunno what's going on with you and Mark 624 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,120 but do you want someone to speak to like, I'll speak to you. 625 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:09,960 - Yeah. 626 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:10,800 - How am I looking Nan? 627 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,440 - Very good. That's good. 628 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,600 - Do you think I'll beat him? 629 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,240 - Oh you could do, I hope so anyhow. 630 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,440 - Do I look fit, do I look ready? 631 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,480 - Yeah. 632 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,960 - I've been thinking of a little saying, 633 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:19,840 do you know like the old Muhammad Ali sting like a bee one? 634 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,960 - Oh yeah. 635 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,440 - I thought of "Kirk's gonna have a fight 636 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,640 "with the one Mark Wright, 637 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,280 "but he's got no chance with left hook right?" 638 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,320 What do you reckon? 639 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,440 - Yeah. That sounds all right, yeah. 640 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,720 - How's the old sign getting on anyway? 641 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,200 - All right. Yeah, not too bad, nearly finished it. 642 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:37,520 - Ah, lovely. Nan you do make me laugh girl. 643 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,040 - Why? 644 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,680 - Just the effort you go through for your grandkids. 645 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,720 - I'm gonna put my boxing shorts on. 646 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,080 - [laughs] You can't wear your boxing shorts. 647 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:52,400 Its feels like a proper fight Nan, like a pro fight. 648 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,400 I mean every time I see Kirk 649 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,680 he's giving me a little bit of jeer 650 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,880 and being a bit confident 651 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,640 and I'm giving it back to him 652 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:02,280 and you know its all that rivalry, its gone. 653 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,920 The friendship's gone a little bit now 654 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,120 because we know we're about to have a fight. 655 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,400 - Right, yeah. 656 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,480 - He might have a little chance but I'm gonna win. 657 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,440 - All you've got to do is just keep moving your head 658 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,440 so that he don't hit you 659 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,920 and move around a bit more like, 660 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,520 you know keep well away from him. 661 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,480 - Yeah I will do yeah. 662 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,600 - So, let him get worn out first. 663 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,480 - With them tactics Nan I should get you in my corner. 664 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,280 [chuckles] 665 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,440 - Hello. - Hey 666 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,680 - You all right? - How are you? 667 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,760 You look lovely. - Good you? 668 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,280 - Have you come from work? 669 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,120 - Yeah. 670 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,120 - How is it? 671 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,280 - It's all right. Busy as usual. 672 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,560 - Thanks for coming, I just, I wanted to meet you because, 673 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,280 only because every time I've seen you recently 674 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,200 it's been at a party or we've had a drink 675 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,840 and I've just, we've just run past each other. 676 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,040 - Yeah. 677 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:41,640 - we've not been able to have a proper chat. 678 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,840 - No I agree. 679 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:43,960 - So how's things going then, what's happening? 680 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:44,960 - Well with me? 681 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,800 - You and Mark. 682 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,480 - Me and Mark? - Yeah. 683 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,560 - I just feel like I've got so many obstacles with him. 684 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,840 - Yeah. 685 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,040 - You've got Lauren on your back and its kind of, 686 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,640 not made a feud between you and me at all, 687 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,960 but it's kind of made mine and your relationship-- 688 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,640 - It's made us feel like we can't even talk to each other 689 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,080 or say hello in a night club. 690 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,160 So how do you feel about the whole Lauren situation 691 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,160 with Lauren being involved all the time? 692 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,400 - I hate it. 693 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,040 I'm not gonna lie to you. 694 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,000 I hate it, she's been horrible to me you know. 695 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,200 - Has she? 696 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,640 - She's been awful, the things she's called me. 697 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,360 It's the digs that she did at me at the fashion week. 698 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,600 And then when it came to the catwalk 699 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,600 everyone comes out and I'm not there. 700 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:21,800 - You're not...yeah. 701 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,200 I was like, I thought that was out of order. 702 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,440 - I've said to him a lot of times 703 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,080 if Lauren is what you want 704 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,240 then walk out of here now and go for it, 705 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,440 cause it doesn't bother me. 706 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,720 - Yeah. - I'd rather know. 707 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,560 - She needs to move on for you and Mark to work. 708 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,040 - Yeah. 709 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,360 - Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. 710 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,640 What are you laughing at? 711 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,320 - Go on its good. 712 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,640 - Right, one more. 713 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,680 [clears throat] 714 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,200 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 715 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,480 the night you've all been waiting for. 716 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,720 Why are you still laughing? 717 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:49,760 - Because it just makes me laugh. 718 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,040 Go on, it's a good thing. 719 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:51,840 - Do you reckon everyone's going to laugh at me 720 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,040 when I do it? 721 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:53,720 - No, it's a good thing, you sound good go on. 722 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,800 - Right you sure? Right. 723 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,480 If there's anything you want changed-- 724 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,240 - Go on, just say it! 725 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,280 - Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 726 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,400 the night you've all been waiting for-- 727 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,560 - Can I just ask something? 728 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,760 Last thing, are you meant to sound American? 729 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,240 - Why, do I sound American? 730 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,720 - Yeah, you proper sound American. 731 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,120 I don't know if that's meant to be the act, 732 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,760 but obviously you get American MCs and English ones. 733 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,840 - Well that's what I'm used to ain't it? 734 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,840 - Yeah, but you're English. 735 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,240 - Well, how do you want me to sound? 736 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,640 - You can't go from being American, 737 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:17,600 [imitates James] "ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls" 738 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,800 and then go, the first fight mate 739 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,680 we've got Mark Wright verses Kirk. 740 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,320 You can't just go into that do you know what I mean. 741 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,560 - All right. 742 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,360 This time with expression and stuff like that. 743 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,400 - Go on. 744 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,640 - Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 745 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,760 the night you've all been waiting for, 746 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,880 the juiciest boxing extravaganza. 747 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,760 That's how I start, yeah? 748 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,640 - No, that sounds good. 749 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,480 I like it, yeah I like it. 750 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,840 - Cool. 751 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:41,560 - Right, we can chill out now and watch a DVD, yeah? 752 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,120 - Yeah, I think so. 753 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,480 - So what about the rumours then? 754 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,720 That are apparently flying around as they do in Essex 755 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,040 - What you mean Julian? 756 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,960 - Julian yeah about, saying about Mark and Lauren. 757 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,640 - I just wish everyone would just back off. 758 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,080 I wanna see if I can trust him 759 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,760 and I think it's something you've got to do by yourself. 760 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,080 - I could sit here now and say to you 761 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,520 don't trust Mark if Lauren's gonna be in the picture. 762 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,560 I don't think that, 763 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,920 I think that you're gonna get hurt, 764 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,320 I don't want to see you to get hurt. 765 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,160 - Yeah, I know. 766 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,400 I do think it is a valid point. 767 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,480 I've got to see if-- 768 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,880 - Yeah. 769 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:13,080 - Lauren's at the moment, just like creeping over us. 770 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,840 - Would you ever talk to Lauren? 771 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,160 - I don't really wanna give her that time of day because-- 772 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,000 - Really? 773 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,320 - She's been so horrible to me. 774 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,400 - Yeah. 775 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,600 - And said some awful things about me. 776 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,240 It's like why should I give her the privilege 777 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,640 of having a chat about it. 778 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,760 The thing is I've done nothing wrong to her. 779 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,040 That's what annoys me. - Yeah 780 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,200 - Its like actually me myself, I've done nothing. 781 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,680 - It's not like you've gone behind both their backs 782 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,120 or like you're rubbing it in her face or anything like that. 783 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:35,960 - Exactly. 784 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,120 Because I've never stood there 785 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,600 and like snogged his face off in front of her 786 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,520 or anything like that. 787 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,800 - No, not at all. 788 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,440 - But, do you know what? 789 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,960 I wish Lauren would jump on a plane and go to Australia. 790 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,400 [laughs] 791 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,400 - Maybe that's what she needs an all round world ticket. 792 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,120 - Oh my god, I'll buy it. 793 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:49,960 - Yeah. 794 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,520 [Laughs] 795 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,840 - I'll buy it. 796 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,640 - [Narrator] Next time on "The Only Way is Essex" 797 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,840 - Personally, I think you need to just decide now, 798 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,640 if you're better off without him 799 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,280 [upbeat music] 800 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,800 - I'm gonna beat him up. 801 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,520 I'm gonna turn Mark Wright in to Mark Wrong. 802 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,680 [laughs] 55671

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