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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:03,600 - [Narrator] This programme may contain fake boobs, 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,240 flash cars and vajazzling. 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,120 But while the tans you see might be fake, 4 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,400 the people are all real, although some of what 5 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,160 they do has been set up purely for your entertainment. 6 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,200 Previously on The Only Way Is Essex. 7 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,960 - I feel like a sticky orange. 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,440 [cork popping] [group cheering] 9 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:22,040 - You've been sacked from Lola, your bar's been burnt down. 10 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:25,520 - You've gotta promise me Lauren's 100% out of the picture. 11 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:26,720 - You've got ag from Lucy, Lauren, and Sam. 12 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,120 - Why don't you put me down a bit more? 13 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,120 [James laughing] 14 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:30,960 - You're not officially single yet. 15 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,200 - Do you want me to be single? 16 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,480 - I think you are just a bit out of order. 17 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,440 - You know we argue all the time, Amy. 18 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,040 - I've got actually nothing else to say to you. 19 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,160 - Can I have a kiss? - No. 20 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,000 - Oh nice. 21 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:40,800 - I do love you Lyd. 22 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,120 - I love you too. 23 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:42,960 - [Woman] Is there anything you'd like to ask me? 24 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,040 - When will I get married? 25 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,760 And when will I meet this footballer? 26 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,240 [laughing] 27 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,880 [upbeat music] 28 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,120 ♪ The only way is us 29 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,880 ♪ Baby 30 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,680 ♪ You and me now 31 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,040 [upbeat music] 32 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:15,440 - Imagine you're doing a squat like this. 33 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:16,280 - Right yeah. 34 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:19,800 Solid mate! 35 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:22,880 - That's it, that's it. 36 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,280 You got a fighting name? 37 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:26,400 'Cause I mean you know when I fight I'm Big Ben Smith, 38 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,240 what are you going to be called? 39 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,400 Crafty Kirk or something? 40 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,000 - I dunno, a lot of people go, "oi, tosser". 41 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,080 - I expect people called you a few things 42 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,040 over the years ain't they. 43 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,240 - Do you know what I mean? 44 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,160 Like oi, I'm like all right mate, fuck off, 45 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,000 do you know what I mean? 46 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:35,880 - Yeah exactly. 47 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,600 - So I dunno, I think, ah. 48 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,080 - See watch that one there. 49 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,800 - Tell you what as well, you know we've had that talk about 50 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:42,800 me and Amy all the time 51 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,040 gone and got the tattoo and that. 52 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,560 - Yeah yeah, what's going on with her then? 53 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,920 - It's, I think it's over now. 54 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:47,760 - Yeah. 55 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:48,840 - You know what? 56 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,040 - That didn't last long then. 57 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,400 - I think I'm gonna like find a girl that's more, 58 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,520 more down-to earth, do you know like? 59 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,040 - Do you know any down-to-earth girls though? 60 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,560 - You know what, I didn't think I ever did. 61 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:58,760 - All the girls I've ever seen you with 62 00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,640 have been far from down-to-earth. 63 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,600 - Do you know what I mean? 64 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,960 And now I've met this girl Lauren 65 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,280 and I was like, she unbelievable do you know what I mean? 66 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,120 - Obviously you know you know about the abstinence rule yeah 67 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,480 I mean does she know about this abstinence rule? 68 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,440 - I know, you see that's what I was thinking right 69 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:10,480 should you save it for the fight. 70 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,600 - Well you can't you definitely can't, 71 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:12,680 not before the fight mate yeah. 72 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:13,720 - You want to keep your. 73 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,560 - Oh yeah mate yeah, six weeks ideally. 74 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,760 - No wanking or nothing? 75 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:20,080 - No nothing mate, six weeks, six weeks out. 76 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,160 - So I've got to record this message 77 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,440 for the internet dating, what am I gonna. 78 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,920 - This is what, this is what your life's come to now. 79 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,840 - Hi I'm Amy, I'm 20 years of age 80 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,600 I love going out, I love meeting new people 81 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:35,760 I'm very business-minded. 82 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,080 [laughing] 83 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,040 - See what happens, if not we're just gonna 84 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,240 have to start going out on the dating scene aren't we? 85 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,320 - Or turn lesbian. 86 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:46,960 Joking. 87 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,280 - Only joking. 88 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,320 - Obviously. 89 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,320 - This is it Arg. 90 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,760 - Mate it looks unreal. 91 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,000 - This is where we'll be boxing, right about there. 92 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,040 - I can't wait. 93 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,040 Well it's going to be exciting aint it? 94 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,400 It does look really good mate. 95 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,080 - Nerve wracking actually being here though aint it? 96 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,160 - Oh I don't know how you're boxing 97 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,360 in front of all these people. 98 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,560 I couldn't do it. 99 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:05,760 - I've got to do it aint I? 100 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,920 I want you to do me a favour, I haven't really 101 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,200 got time to interview all the ring card girls 102 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,560 and I've got some coming up to see you today 103 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,920 for you to interview. 104 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,400 - What, what, what do you mean, what? 105 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,720 - You know the girls who do the ring cards? 106 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,120 - Yeah, what I've got to choose who you want to use? 107 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:20,960 - Yeah. 108 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,160 - Really? 109 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,120 - And I trust you, you better do a good job. 110 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:23,960 Don't pick no rotters. 111 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,160 - What have I got to think about 112 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,640 what they look like and. 113 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:27,720 - The personality of them 114 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,440 and the way they hold up the cards. 115 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,720 - What personality? 116 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,000 All they've got to do is walk round and look good. 117 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:32,800 - Yeah but if they're walking around all nervous 118 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,160 like that then they're shit, 119 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,640 they've got to walk round with a bit of confidence. 120 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:36,840 But there's another thing I was going to ask you as well. 121 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,240 I need you to do the, like be the ring master. 122 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:40,360 - What the master of ceremonies. 123 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,600 - Yeah so show me what you're like 124 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,280 you know in the ring introducing people in it. 125 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,040 - So I just put the mic up and I'm just like 126 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:50,080 in the blue corner, weighing in at 500 pounds. 127 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,200 [laughing] 128 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,440 - Who weighs 500 pounds, that's you mate. 129 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,480 [laughing] 130 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,200 - Oh my god I've just uploaded it 131 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,160 and I've got loads of messages already. 132 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,200 Oh my god. 133 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,640 "Hi", from a weirdo. 134 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,280 "Hello, wow you are hot baby 135 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,240 "would you marry me, hehe, hit me back." 136 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,040 - Oh. 137 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,160 [laughing] 138 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,040 - 41, are these men for sure? 139 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,120 - We've got someone of 95 from Canada. 140 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,400 [laughing] 141 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,920 So this is what it's come to. 142 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:22,840 No it's not for me Sam. 143 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:23,840 - It's not is it? 144 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,360 There's a couple of guys that I met 145 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,320 when we was at Essex fashion week, models 146 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,840 and if you want we can go out for something 147 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:29,920 to eat or a drink with them. 148 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,640 - That'll be good, I need it don't I? 149 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:32,480 Are they good looking? 150 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,280 - I think yeah. 151 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:34,680 - Where are they from? 152 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,560 - Essex. 153 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,840 - So I was thinking I might have a bonfire night. 154 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:39,880 - Yeah? 155 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,080 - Yeah I might host it and obviously 156 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,280 do some food and everything. 157 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,640 - Yeah. 158 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,080 - Are you going to be bringing Lucy to the fireworks? 159 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,240 - Yeah yeah, Lucy will come along, obviously it will be 160 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,800 nice for her to come along and meet everyone. 161 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:48,680 - Right. 162 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:49,720 - She can meet Nanny. - Yeah. 163 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:50,720 - I've told her all about you anyway 164 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:51,720 so she wants to meet you as well. 165 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:52,880 - Have you, oh I hope it ain't bad. 166 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,720 - No, how can I say something bad about you? 167 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,360 [upbeat music] 168 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,400 - Hello. - Hello are you all right? 169 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,720 You look lovely. 170 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,280 - Oh thank you, so do you. 171 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:03,760 - Oh cheers thanks. 172 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,960 What are your vital statistics? 173 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,520 - Bust 32 double D. 174 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:11,240 - 32, 26, 34, double D. 175 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,680 - Bra size 30F. 176 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,080 - Boobs 30C. 177 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,720 - To be fair this aint a bad job. 178 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,000 Very nice. 179 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,720 [hip-hop music] 180 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,040 Next, 181 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,000 next please. 182 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,720 Just a few more times. 183 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,120 - Well how many times do you want? 184 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,880 - I've gotta judge it properly. 185 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,200 - You just want to see my arse don't you? 186 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,040 - No. 187 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,760 [hip hop music] 188 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,280 Yeah well done Bonnie that's lovely. 189 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,480 Cheers thanks for that. 190 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,720 - All right, thanks for that nice to meet you. 191 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,360 - Nice to meet you. 192 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,680 I could do this for a living. 193 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,520 - So what about these two tonight then Sam 194 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,160 what are they, what are they gonna be like? 195 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,720 - Well do you know what they're actually good looking boys 196 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,520 but I don't know if we're gonna fancy them or not 197 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,720 but its just a bit of fun isn't it. 198 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,600 - But what about if we don't really like em. 199 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,760 - We need a code word or we need like a, a signal. 200 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,280 We can turn round and say something like 201 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,760 oh this lip gloss isn't very nice is it? 202 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:10,760 - Oh. 203 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,520 - But if we do like em you can say 204 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:12,840 the lip gloss is nice. 205 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,160 - Oh I really love this lip gloss, it's really nice. 206 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,280 - And if we don't like em 207 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,720 remember we just don't like our lip gloss. 208 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,200 - I'll just go, oh I'm just gonna get it off right now. 209 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,760 - Yeah. 210 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,560 - Right so well done I thought you done really well. 211 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,600 - Thank you very much. 212 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:23,880 - I'm gonna get in contact with Mark, 213 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,320 obviously we'd love to use you. 214 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,880 - Brilliant, all right, thank you very much. 215 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,120 - Nice to meet you, I'll see you soon. 216 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,240 - See you later. - See you later darling. 217 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:29,920 - Do you want another one? - Yeah go on. 218 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,120 - Yeah, see you later. 219 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,480 - See you later. 220 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:34,640 You all right Lyd? 221 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:35,640 - Arg what's going on? 222 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:36,440 - [Arg] Huh? 223 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,400 - What's going on? 224 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,120 - Nothing I'm just, Marks asked me 225 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,320 to audition ring girls for the boxing. 226 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,120 - It's not funny. 227 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,240 - It is funny, it's only-- 228 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,080 - No it's not, what are you doing? 229 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:45,920 - I'm doing him a favour. 230 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:46,760 - I've been calling you all day 231 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,760 you've not answered your phone. 232 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,040 - Well my phone has been on silent. 233 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,320 - Well why haven't you told me where you've been? 234 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,600 - Because I literally didn't know I was doing it 235 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:52,640 I turned up here and Mark asked me for a favour. 236 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,120 - Why would you do it by yourself though? 237 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,600 - I dunno he asked me to. 238 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,120 - No you blatantly said to Mark "I want to do it by myself". 239 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,560 - No I didn't Lydia, stop being stupid. 240 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,640 - [Lydia] You did. 241 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:01,640 - There's nothing in it I promise yah. 242 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:02,680 - I've walked in and there's a girl 243 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,840 standing in her bikini in front of you. 244 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,120 - Yeah well there's nothing wrong with that. 245 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,560 - And 100 girls lined outside in their bikinis. 246 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,000 - Lyd it's just, I didn't-- 247 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,480 - And you're standing here by yourself like Hugh Hefner. 248 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,880 - Hugh Hefner. 249 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,400 Lyd I'm just doing Mark a favour. 250 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,760 There's nothing in it I promise yah. 251 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,760 - You're turning into Mark. 252 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:15,600 - Oh fuck off. 253 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:16,600 - [Lydia] You are. 254 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:17,240 - I'm not turning into Mark at all. 255 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,080 - [Lydia] You are. 256 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,440 - Stop being stupid. 257 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,720 - But you liked it. 258 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:21,920 - I wouldn't say I liked it. 259 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,520 I've just had to give my professional opinion 260 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:26,520 and choose who I thought would be the most suitable. 261 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,080 - [Lydia] So what one did you choose? 262 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,360 - Well Bonnie was all right, I didn't mind Bonnie. 263 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,920 - So Bonnie's the one. 264 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,080 How many are you having? 265 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,560 - Actually Chloe was pretty decent as well. 266 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,520 - How many are you having then? 267 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,360 - Well there was eight auditioned 268 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,080 and I've got to choose four so. 269 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:39,920 - What about me? 270 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:40,840 Can I be one of the ring girls? 271 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:41,720 - No. - Why? 272 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:42,920 - You've got no chance. - Why? 273 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:43,960 - There's no way you're getting 274 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,280 your ass out in front of 1000 people. 275 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,120 - [Lydia] Why? 276 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:46,960 - Because I don't want that. 277 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,120 - Okay I won't audition. 278 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,480 - Right good girl, well you wouldn't get in 279 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,120 anyway even if you did. 280 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,320 - Oh thanks. 281 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,320 [laughing] 282 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:56,360 - Hi you all right? 283 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,640 - Hiya, how ya doing? - Hello hunny. 284 00:07:58,680 --> 00:07:59,840 - How ya doing? 285 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,040 - I'm Amy. 286 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,360 - How you doing, you alright? - Hello, Sam. 287 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,240 - [Jay] Nice to meet you. 288 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,360 - [Sam] What are both of your names again, sorry? 289 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,640 - I'm Jack. - Jack. 290 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,480 - And Jay. 291 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,480 - What do you do? 292 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,680 - Broker. 293 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:10,800 - Oh brilliant. - Nice. 294 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,680 - I do sort of football slash modelling, 295 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,920 this year I played for a team called Farmborough. 296 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,360 - One that we've not heard about. 297 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,520 - Oh we've got a footballer? - Yeah exactly, miles away, 298 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:18,800 but last year I used to play for Wimbledon. 299 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,120 - We see a psychic the other day and she told us 300 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,640 that Amy was gonna meet a footballer. 301 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,000 [gasping] 302 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,600 - She said West Ham, but sorry that's probably not you. 303 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:25,440 - Okay. 304 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,720 [laughing] 305 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,160 - What do you do Sam? 306 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,280 - I do glamour modelling. 307 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,080 - Oh do you? 308 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,240 - Yeah. 309 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,480 - You seem quite smart, for a glamour model. 310 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:36,320 - Yeah, I am quite smart, aren't I? 311 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,520 I must say so myself. 312 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,560 - I don't do modelling, I'd like to get into 313 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,560 the modelling side but I'm a beautician. 314 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,760 - You heard of the Vajazzle? 315 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,360 - What, have you guys already got one? 316 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,480 - No, I'm actually trained in Vajazzling. 317 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,160 [laughing] 318 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,000 - [Sam] She's a professional. 319 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,280 - [Amy] I'm a professional. 320 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,280 - A professional. 321 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,960 - [Sam] Wait she does male ones now, 322 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,120 call it Pejazzle. 323 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,040 - The what? - Oh really? 324 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,120 - It's called a Pe-jazzle. 325 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:56,960 - Pejazzle. 326 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,040 - Yeah. 327 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,320 [laughing] 328 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:01,120 - Yeah. 329 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,040 [laughing] 330 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,000 - You got any plans for this weekend? 331 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,240 You gonna watch Mark's fight? 332 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:06,640 - Yeah we're gonna watch boxing. 333 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,200 - Who do you want to win? 334 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,080 - Kirk. 335 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:09,880 - Yeah? - You want Kirk to win. 336 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,080 [laughing] 337 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,080 - I think I want Mike to win now, 338 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,400 I've had a bit of a row with Kirk. 339 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,360 - [Sam] Oh she had a row with Kirk the other night. 340 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,200 - [Jay] Yeah? 341 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,360 - So, we've actually split up. 342 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,240 Done, done. 343 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,080 [upbeat music] 344 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:27,080 ♪ My heart's beating so fast 345 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:31,000 ♪ I really want to find a way to make this thing last ♪ 346 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,000 ♪ So cool it down and relax 347 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,520 - Right, I have major problems. 348 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,560 I'm getting miserable, I'm getting ew, 349 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,640 and I'm just, I'm not getting sex. 350 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:43,720 - Julian, I think I'm probably speaking for all of us. 351 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:44,760 - Of course. - It doesn't really help 352 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,280 when you're in front of us, you know. 353 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,800 - But who else is gonna be in front of you, 354 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,360 trying to tell you what to do? 355 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,000 - I'm just saying it probably doesn't help us. 356 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,160 I think, you know, if you believed in us a bit more. 357 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,840 - I do believe in you but you're not giving me 358 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:55,840 anything to believe in right now. 359 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,160 - Okay. 360 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,000 - I don't want to see misery, I want to see sexy. 361 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,120 - We'll have to smile in this song? 362 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,680 - Yes, you're sexy, you're-- 363 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,720 - Because this song's about attitude. 364 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,560 - It's a mixture, it's attitude okay, 365 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,840 the routine sings for itself okay, 366 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,600 please girls, if you want to piss me off, 367 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,040 you're doing a good job of it. 368 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,520 I know you can fucking do it. 369 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,920 One more time, and give me what I need. 370 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,000 Don't talk, positions, ready to go please. 371 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,360 Five, six, seven, eight. 372 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:25,360 [upbeat music] 373 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,280 This is your main performance right now in GIY stage, 374 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,320 let me see it. 375 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,560 ♪ Hey give up, dazzle me a little bit ♪ 376 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,000 ♪ You want too much 377 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,160 - C'mon timing! 378 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,160 [clapping] 379 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,760 - You local boys? 380 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:43,600 - North London. 381 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,960 - But where is north London? 382 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,920 I'm really not good at geography. 383 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,600 - It's kind of, north side. 384 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,520 - Is it like-- - What are we, what's Essex? 385 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:53,160 - We're south, are we south London? 386 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,640 [laughing] 387 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,800 - Honestly it doesn't even matter, we're so far. 388 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,520 - [Amy] Sam, your lip gloss is lovely. 389 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,560 - Thank you, doesn't it. 390 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,560 - But I think my lip gloss is better. 391 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,520 [giggling] 392 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,640 - You wanna go toilet quick? 393 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:06,480 - Oh yeah babe. 394 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,440 - Excuse us. 395 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:08,120 - I'll go check my lip gloss out. 396 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,320 - Yeah me too. 397 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,160 - Where's north London? 398 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,560 [laughing] 399 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,240 I didn't know what to say. 400 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,680 - Is that a trick question? 401 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,080 - What do you think? 402 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,480 - Oh I really love it, they just stared at us as well 403 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,880 they are so good looking though. 404 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:23,720 - I know. 405 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,600 - Good looking is so much. 406 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,440 - Who do you think are better looking, 407 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,320 them two or us two? 408 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,160 - Us two. 409 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,160 - [Sam] Of course. 410 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,280 - Obviously. 411 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,080 - I think we should go boxing with 'em. 412 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,400 - Kirk will be with Lauren, 413 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,360 I'll walk in there with him, he's so good looking, 414 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,160 he's much better looking than Kirk. 415 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,360 - Exactly, so he's gonna be so jealous. 416 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,760 - Definitely. 417 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:43,040 [upbeat music] 418 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,640 [upbeat music] 419 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,120 - How you doin', you all right? 420 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:50,960 - I'm all right how are you? 421 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:51,800 - And you look nice. 422 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:52,760 - Thank you, so do you. 423 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:53,600 - Do you want a drink? 424 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:54,440 - Yeah, please. 425 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,600 - What do you want? 426 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:56,640 - Could I have a glass of champagne please? 427 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,040 - Glass of champagne? - Yes please. 428 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,760 - Excuse me, could I have a glass of champagne please? 429 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,960 Thank you. 430 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,400 So I googled you the other day. 431 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,440 - You googled me? 432 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,480 - 'Cause you used to be a big model, 433 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,920 I didn't know how big of a model you was. 434 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:11,080 - I started when I was about 18, started doing Page 3. 435 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,080 - Was ya? - Yeah. 436 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,200 - So a lot of builders has seen ya? 437 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,240 - Yeah, pretty much. 438 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,720 - Here's your drink. 439 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:18,600 Thank you very much. - Aww thank you. 440 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,440 - How ya doin' Lauren? 441 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:20,360 Long time no see. 442 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,200 - How are you? 443 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,040 - I'm good, thank you very much, 444 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,600 how you been, still DJ-ing? 445 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,720 - [Lauren] Yeah. 446 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,000 - [Ross] I ain't seen you for ages, 447 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,320 some of the guys said you went 'round the world. 448 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,160 - [Lauren] Yeah I was in China. 449 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,320 - China? What's it like in China? 450 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,440 - Like hardly anyone speaks English, 451 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,800 so three weeks on your own with no one to speak to. 452 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:35,640 - That's 'cause it's China babe. 453 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:36,480 - Yeah, probably. 454 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,440 [laughing] 455 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:38,440 They speak Chinese funnily enough. 456 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,440 - [Ross] So where you playing at? 457 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,760 Where you playing at, House, Electro? 458 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,080 - Both, like R&B, hip-hop, house. 459 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,680 - Excellent, really nice to see you Lauren. 460 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,120 - And you. 461 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:45,920 - Give you a call in a week, and I'll speak to you soon. 462 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,240 - See you later. - Be good. 463 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,800 - Something I'm gonna have to get used to. 464 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,680 - What? 465 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:53,960 - People poaching you off me? 466 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,800 - No. 467 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,640 - So do you get noticed? 468 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,640 What's it like getting noticed? 469 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,000 Do you get noticed a lot? 470 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,400 - Depends where I am, but it's always younger guys. 471 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,640 - That's like me innit? 472 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,840 I don't want to be one of them guys, 473 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,120 do you know what I mean? 474 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,160 - Could you handle going out with 475 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,920 someone that had a profile. 476 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,880 - Obviously any guy in their right mind 477 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,360 would not like it, but it wouldn't be an issue. 478 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,640 - Right. 479 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,120 - You should bite your tongue and get on with it. 480 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,160 - [Lauren] You're quite jealous usually then? 481 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,040 - I am a jealous person, I don't know. 482 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,920 - But there's like a limit, there's a fine line. 483 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,720 - I've pushed over that border a couple of times. 484 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,240 - There's like that psycho line. 485 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,360 - You know what, I could be sitting on the line. 486 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,760 I could be, could have been, not no more, you know. 487 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,440 - Oh okay so you're a changed man now? 488 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,080 - I'm changed, you know, I'm changing. 489 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,080 - That's good to know. 490 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:33,960 - Yeah. 491 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,600 - Oh my God, we are releasing our song on Sunday. 492 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:39,640 - Oh my gosh. 493 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,480 - Who's to blame for all this then? 494 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,680 [laughing] 495 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,120 You? - He's caused all the trouble. 496 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,800 - Right, you see talent that you really wanna work with, 497 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:50,800 and I believe now I have a top 10 band on my hands, 498 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:53,520 but you know, Essex Fashion Week sweetie, 499 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,160 how are you feeling after that? 500 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,360 - We're just overwhelmed. 501 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,800 - I know the response has just been amazing. 502 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,160 Like, it's just so nice. 503 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,960 - Mark looked very cute in one of your outfits, 504 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,920 didn't he, without his top on. 505 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:05,760 Oh my God. 506 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,040 [laughing] 507 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,240 And you walked on at the end with him, didn't you? 508 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,280 - I know. 509 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,040 - There seemed to be chemistry there. 510 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:11,880 - Really? 511 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,160 - Yeah. 512 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,440 - Why aren't you drinking tonight? 513 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,520 - 'Cause I've got that fight coming up with Mark, 514 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,840 so I've been cutting down the drink and the junk food. 515 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,000 - Gotta be strict. 516 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,360 - Well me trainer's being very strict on me, 517 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,800 he's also said I couldn't have no sexual, you know. 518 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:25,920 - For how long? 519 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,240 - From now until the fight. 520 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,400 - What are you gonna do? 521 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,320 How are you gonna cope? 522 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,400 - Just bite the pillow. 523 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,120 [laughing] 524 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,720 - Did you reckon Mark's done the same? 525 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,840 - I can't imagine him doing that. 526 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,040 - No, me neither. 527 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,240 - He's got, who's he got on the go at the moment, 528 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,760 he's got Sam, Lauren and Lucy before his fight. 529 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,800 - That could be his weak spot then, get him with that. 530 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,800 - Send a girl in now. 531 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:43,640 - Yeah. 532 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,600 - Sleep with him. 533 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,440 - Just send Lauren over. 534 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,040 - Knock him out, you know. 535 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,360 So are you definitely gonna come to the fight? 536 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,760 - Yeah, do you want me to? 537 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:51,600 - You promise? 538 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,320 - I'll be there to cheer you up. 539 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,480 - Are you gonna come are ya? 540 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,640 You'll have a Team Kirk shirt on? 541 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,840 - Yeah. - Yeah. 542 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,040 Just over here. 543 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,640 - Did you want to put your tongue in there? 544 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,440 - Would you have liked me to have slipped my tongue? 545 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,800 - Yeah. 546 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,560 - As your new gay best friend, 547 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,920 I need you to be honest with me. 548 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,080 When you walked down the catwalk with Mark, 549 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,240 there's something there. 550 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:20,960 - Really? 551 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:21,800 - Yeah. 552 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,320 Is something else going on? 553 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,840 - Might be, maybe not. 554 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:29,440 - I'm an outsider ultimately, and I only see what I see, 555 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:33,400 you know, you were together and then Lucy comes along 556 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,520 and then I'm sure something's happened 557 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,320 since then between you and Mark. 558 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,000 Is that a "no comment"? 559 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,320 - I'm not saying. 560 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,200 - Someone's gonna get hurt, and it's gonna be Lucy. 561 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,200 Here's to you and Mark. 562 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,600 [jazzy music] 563 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,080 - Wait the wheel. 564 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,360 [laughing] 565 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,000 It's home time babe. 566 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,200 - Oh my God what have you got here? 567 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,480 That is terrible. 568 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,880 - This is Dave. 569 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,080 [laughing] 570 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,120 - His wig kept blowing off in the wind. 571 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,480 - He's got lip liner like me on. 572 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,800 - All I'm saying like, is it a boy or a girl? 573 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,960 She'll be saying Dave by day and Cassandra by night. 574 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,360 - The guy is not happening for me. 575 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,160 It looks like Guy Fawkes now. 576 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,000 What is Guy Fawkes all about? 577 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,360 - I don't really know, it's old fashioned. 578 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:36,000 - I think he died on November the fifth didn't he? 579 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,560 He did. 580 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,360 - I didn't learn about him. 581 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,560 - I'm not a historian but I think he's American. 582 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,920 He's American isn't he Dad? 583 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:46,960 - No. 584 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,040 [laughing] 585 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,520 He's definitely not American. 586 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,680 - All we got to know is that 587 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,800 he goes on top of that bonfire and we burn him later. 588 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,440 - Oi, oi. 589 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,400 - Watch your hands there. 590 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,440 - How ya doin mate? 591 00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,280 - How ya doin, all right, you good? 592 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,400 - You wearing this black one? 593 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:01,680 - White, white, and I've got black gloves 594 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,200 and I'm tryna get this in white. 595 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,760 - So I might, should I do opposite 596 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,160 and do the black ones. 597 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,480 - I don't know, there's one in the corner, a pink one. 598 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,160 - Right, I was excited about these gloves here. 599 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,560 - Yeah, why don't you wear them? 600 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,760 - I don't know, I think I need to go for a dark colour 601 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,880 'cause I don't want no one seeing your blood. 602 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,280 - That's why I chose white, 'cause I want to see 603 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,160 you know, blood all over it. 604 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,640 - Yeah, that'll happen. 605 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,920 Everyone's saying I got to get a name and stuff like that. 606 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,280 - What are you thinking of? 607 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,280 - I dunno, I've only been thinking of names for you 608 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,840 and stuff, I couldn't really do it. 609 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,360 - Yeah I'm thinkin' bout Mark Right Hook. 610 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,640 - Oh that's a good one. 611 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,640 - Or Mark Left Hook Right, but I ain't got a clue. 612 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,920 - So you're right-handed? 613 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,080 - Yeah. 614 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,240 - Just need to know, need to cover me self. 615 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,080 - What are you left? 616 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:33,920 - Yeah I'm a lefty. 617 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:34,760 - What you're south paw? 618 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,560 - Yeah? - Are ya? 619 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,760 - Did you not know? 620 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,680 - I like boxing them, so I'll be always sweet. 621 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,520 - I can't walk out a loser. 622 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,160 - I can't lose. 623 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,560 - May the best man win Mark. 624 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,440 - Yep, I'll see you in a minute yeah. 625 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,520 [soft guitar music] 626 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,960 - Happy Fireworks day! 627 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:53,840 - Woo! 628 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,200 - Arg, does it remind you of deuces? 629 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,480 [laughing] 630 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,760 [firework popping] 631 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,200 [cheering] 632 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,960 [romantic music] 633 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,680 - [Mark] How's single life been treating you? 634 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:29,480 - Not good. 635 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,320 - Dating? 636 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,400 - Actually I did go on a date, 637 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,640 I saw a psychic and he went, 638 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,560 "you're gonna meet a footballer", 639 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,160 I thought, are you having me on. 640 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,560 Literally the next night after, 641 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,920 Sam set me up on a double date. 642 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,400 - Who you and Sam? - Don't get jealous. 643 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,360 - I'm not getting jealous. 644 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,520 - Me and Sam was on a double date 645 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,320 and the guy was a model slash footballer, 646 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,400 played for like Doncaster or some shit team like that. 647 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,080 - Wait, this is, they're not that shit, 648 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,240 they're in the championship. 649 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,120 - Some shit team, West Brom. 650 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,600 - That and West Brom in the Premiership. 651 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,200 [giggling] 652 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,840 A typical wag aren't ya. 653 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,480 - No of course I'm not. 654 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,040 No I'm not, do you really think that of me? 655 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:02,880 - That's not bad thing. 656 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,160 - No it's true. 657 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,400 - Cheryl Cole's a wag, so I don't feel bad of her. 658 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,160 - Is she a wag wannabe, like me? 659 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,080 I'm not a wag wannabe. 660 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,840 - You just said it. 661 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,400 - Oh you're making this really bad for me. 662 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,680 - You donut, I never said it, you said it. 663 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,560 - Do you know what, I want you to beat Kirk so much. 664 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,480 You gotta just win Mark, I need you to win anyway. 665 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,400 - I'm gonna win. 666 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,600 - You got to show em yeah, 667 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,600 like do it for you, but you'll do it for me now, 668 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,240 that what he's done for me. 669 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,480 - Kirk comes across like one of them boys 670 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,800 who's a proper man, you know, 671 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,040 would never cheat his bird, is that just all an act? 672 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,360 - Definitely, an absolute prick. 673 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,400 Do me proud. 674 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,720 - I will do, you gonna cheer for me then? 675 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,040 - Of course I will. 676 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,480 - Hey Pussycat Dolls. 677 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,080 Hey girls, how are you doing my darling? 678 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,400 - [Lucy] I'm good, how are you? 679 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,920 - Good actually, I've wanted to catch up with you 680 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,080 about fashion week actually, about your collection. 681 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,200 - Oh right. 682 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,200 - You know obviously being a fashion man 683 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,280 and managing a girl band you know, 684 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,080 we'll always need some clothes. 685 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,680 The stuff that I saw I really, really liked, 686 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,000 are you gonna do it again next year? 687 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,760 - Hopefully, hope so, if we get invited back. 688 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,800 - Must be a bit uncomfortable though 689 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,000 with Lauren up there as well. 690 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,120 - Yeah obviously I didn't enjoy 691 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,960 watching them walk down the catwalk together, 692 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,960 I'm not gonna lie. 693 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,920 - So how's that all going by the way? 694 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,280 - Me and Mark? - Yeah. 695 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,840 - Yeah it's going really well, it's going really well. 696 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,280 - There's rumours going around that something 697 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,960 is going on with them again, is this true? 698 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,040 - I would say no, I'd say no. 699 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,040 - Do you think they've slept with each other? 700 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,200 - What, since we've been seeing each other? 701 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,560 - [Julian] Yeah. 702 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,440 - No. 703 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,480 I'm almost 100% sure that they wouldn't be, no. 704 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,040 - Mkay. 705 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,560 - Hey sexy girl. 706 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,960 - So, Kirk's not here tonight, how did you feel about that? 707 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,080 - I'm glad he's not here, 708 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,560 if he was here I'd throw a drink at him. 709 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,720 - Would you? - Yes. 710 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,640 - Throw him in the bonfire with Dave. 711 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,560 - He would have been in that bonfire right now, 712 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,800 Kirk is a waste of space. 713 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,160 - He is yeah. 714 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,640 - Kirk is going out with someone 30 years older than me. 715 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:54,800 Let him get on with it. 716 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,760 - Oh yeah well she's had a lot of work. 717 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,960 - She's had a hell of a lot of work. 718 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,440 - She has, it's not just the boobs and the lips. 719 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,480 - Is she not like a bloke, turned into a girl? 720 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,000 [laughing] 721 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,200 Do you know what I mean? 722 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,200 - [Sam] Yeah. 723 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,960 - I like work but God, it's work. 724 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,360 - What did you just talk to Julian about? 725 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,320 - I just feel strange because I don't know him at all 726 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,800 and he's come out with like 727 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,920 "I've heard that there's something still 728 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,560 "going on with Mark and Lauren." 729 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,920 And I was just like "Oh I don't think so" 730 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:27,120 and he was like "Oh well, I'm worried about you and,"-- 731 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,160 - He don't even know you. 732 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,360 - It's a bit strange. 733 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,360 - Well obviously, she still texts me sometimes 734 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,600 as a friendly thing and, I see her out 735 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,160 'cause we're always in the same place. 736 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,800 - You don't text her back though do you? 737 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:39,840 - Well, every now and then, 738 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:40,960 if it's a friendly thing then I might, 739 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:41,800 like she's asking me a question, 740 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:42,920 but she doesn't really text me 741 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,160 that much to not text back. 742 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,760 - It's just really strange, I'm really shocked 743 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,040 that he come up to and said that. 744 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:52,200 - He doesn't even know you, it's pretty annoying. 745 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,160 - Don't know where he would have 746 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,840 heard it from but, lies. 747 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,400 - Rumours, it's Essex. 748 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,480 [laughing] 749 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,880 - [Narrator] Next time on "The Only Way is Essex". 750 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,000 - There you go. 751 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,560 - I hope he bashes Kirk's face straight up. 752 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,240 - I'm gonna offer you an opportunity. 753 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,520 - Okay. 754 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,480 - [Man] Which would mean you come with me to Dubai. 755 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,280 - So babe, what do you think? 756 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,320 - Too dressy. 757 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,480 - It's too Jordan. 758 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,800 - [Lucy] Are you just talking and texting? 759 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,920 - Well yeah, I have seen him a little bit. 760 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,320 - Do you know what, I wish Lauren would 761 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,000 jump on a plane and go to Australia. 762 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,360 - [Narrator] They're real people, 763 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,360 and anything can go on "The Only Way is Essex". 764 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,160 [upbeat music] 765 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,680 ♪ The only way is us 766 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,480 ♪ Baby 767 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,760 ♪ You and me now 768 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,360 ♪ The only way is us 769 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,360 ♪ Baby 770 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,160 ♪ You and me now 54486

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