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flash cars, and Nanny Pat's
sausage plait,
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but while the tans you see might
be fake,
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the people are all real.
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Although some of what they do
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has been set up purely
for your entertainment.
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Previously on The Only Way is
Essex,
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- I will never stop being
jealous.
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- Well then you don't have a
girlfriend
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then are you?
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- [Julian] This is on the table
for you.
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It includes releasing a single.
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We want to shoot a video.
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You have twenty-four hours.
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- It's me and you.
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- We're out on the pull...Woo
hoo!
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- Yay!
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- I'm doing a boxing event.
I've got to find a fight.
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- [Kirk] No honestly mate.
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- [Mark] May the best man win?
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- [Do you reckon we'll get back
together?
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- I'd love that.
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- It's really hard to
trust you, it really is.
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- I'm not going to see
anybody behind your back.
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- [Nanny Pat] Then you can't
have two.
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- [Mark] Woke up and heard the
fire brigade and its on fire.
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- It's gutting isn't it?
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[energetic techno music]
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[deep bass music]
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- Perfect. Right babe?
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- Brilliant. I feel like a
sticky orange.
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- I actually can't wait
for the Indian night.
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- No it'll be so good.
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- So funny. I can't wait though.
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Mom's gonna be there.
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- It'll be a good night.
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- You see that's why
I'd love to go to India,
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but I think I'd struggle with
the food,
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because I hate Indian food.
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- You see that's where
we're different ain't we?
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Because I love Indian food,
but you like Chinese food.
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Is it hot in India?
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- Is it hot in India?
It is very hot in India.
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But Harry, don't worry, me and
you are so blond because I,
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the other day, I didn't even
know the capital of India,
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I thought it was Pakistan.
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- [laughs]
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- What is the capital of
India? What do you think?
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It's not France.
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- Persia?
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- Is that a made-up country?
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- I don't know, is it?
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- Seriously on my life,
people would laugh at me but I
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haven't got a clue about
geography.
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- Me neither Am.
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- The best thing to polish glass
with,
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is vinegar and water.
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- Yeah?
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- [Nanny Pat] You just spray
over glass then get a dry cloth
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and wipe it over like that
and it comes up lovely.
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- Water and vinegar?
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- Water and vinegar.
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- [Mark] All right? Hi Nan.
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- [Nanny Pat] Hello boy all
right.
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- How's it all going?
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- Yeah, all right.
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- How are you?
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- Tired.
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- [Jessica] Does it look
a bit better over there?
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- Yeah, a little bit,
I'm just leaving it to
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all the builders now.
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I can't bother to get
involved, it's too stressful.
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What's happening anyway?
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- Well, god um, you know the
bar opening where we performed?
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- Mhm. Not bad news, please.
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- We had a meeting didn't
we with that Julian guy.
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Basically Julian said to us
that he's got a lot of stuff
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lined up for us and we've got
24 hours to decide whether
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we want them to be our
management.
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- Alright.
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- And we've basically decided
that we are going to have them
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as our management.
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- They good?
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- Yeah, really good.
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- What have they offered you?
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- Well, we're doing our
music video this weekend.
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- For that song?
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- For that song, and we're
releasing that song in two
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weeks' time; we're gonna
be going to premieres, red
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carpet events, we're
going to be doing all this
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in the next two weeks...
- [Nanny Pat] How lovely.
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- to promote our new
song, its gonna be out in
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two weeks' time.
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- Oh I'm pleased anyhow Jess.
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- Thanks Nan. Thank you.
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- That's really good. I'd
love to come away with you.
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On tour.
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- Yeah?
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- Yeah definitely.
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- You can be our on road chef.
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- Yeah see, I could help you
all out. I could cook all
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the meals for you.
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- Sausage plait everyday,
that'll do me fine.
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[lighthearted guitar music]
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- So this is the farm.
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- Wow.
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- So we're gonna feed some
horses.
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- Oh my god.
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- We've got horses here.
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- Wow.
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- Let's feed this one here.
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- Who's this?
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- This is George.
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- Hey George! Wow.
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- You want to feed him?
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- Oh my god. You're amazing.
What do I do?
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- Just keep your fingers away
from him.
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Just put the carrot in and
then take the carrot away.
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It's making me think, do I
want Amy as a girlfriend yet?
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Do you know what I mean
because...
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- Do you think she's too
much of a wild child for you?
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- No, I don't think she is, I
think it's the attention thing
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She comes across as a
nice girl but she aint.
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She makes out to her mates
like oh I've text Kirk
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to sort it out, she never texts
me.
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I think it would be best if
we have a breather you know,
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because the whole situation
is getting me right down.
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- Well do you want to come
out for a drink tonight?
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- Tonight I can't, I've
actually got a bit of a business
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meeting, getting a new DJ, girl
DJ.
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- Oh really?
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- Lauren Pope. She's an
international DJ.
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Oh wait, check her out.
I've got a cheeky picture
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off the internet.
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- Let me see. God she's got
a pair of boobies on her.
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- I didn't notice, is she?
- Oh stop it.
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- But no, I'm going to see if
she wants to DJ in Sugar Hut.
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I've literally briefly
spoke to her on the phone.
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- So would this be business or
pleasure?
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- Oh no, business for me.
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[upbeat techno music]
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- So I'd like a facial,
something that's good for
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the wrinkles, the open pores,
something that's relaxing
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and soothing, what do you think?
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- Okay yeah, no that's fine.
We'll just put it on now.
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Just get the doggy facial.
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- Lovely.
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- I'll just put some on my hand.
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- [Amy] I think it's so good
for them to have a nice facial.
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- [Lara] It's perfect.
- [Sam] Do they enjoy it?
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- [Lara] They love it.
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- So are yous two coming
to the Indian night?
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- Yeah
- Of course we are.
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- I can't wait.
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- But we've got to wear a sari
as well.
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- Oh wicked.
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- That would be so funny, we'll
get some costumes won't we?
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- So I'm going to wear a
nice sari, something really
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over the top because it's
really glitzy, isn't it?
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- I'm going to go a bit over the
top.
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I think, Harry, you should
wear nothing but a bindi spot.
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- Oh shut up.
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[laughs]
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- Go on.
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- And that little sash across
here.
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- [Harry] How funny.
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- How funny would that be?
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- Well girls, welcome
to the Cast You offices,
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I guess you've made a
decision about joining our
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management company, am I
correct?
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[All] Yes.
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- Right. Robbie was watching
you closely on stage
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the other day, and was a
little bit concerned about you
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as a band, at the moment.
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That we don't quite think
you're there. Connected.
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As you know in this
industry, no one is dead cert
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in their career.
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Everybody's replaceable, there's
always somebody out there.
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You need to help each other out
if you want to stay together
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as a band, you need to
work together as a band.
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So ladies, the single releases
Sunday and your charts...
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- You will be working very hard.
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- [Jessica] We're releasing
the single in a week's time?
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- That is quick.
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- [Julian] On that note,
I'd also like to welcome you
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to the family.
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There you go my gorgeous
girls, Amber and Lauren.
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Right, ladies. Here is to
Lola, getting a top ten hit.
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[All] [cheering]
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- One to one readings here
everyday.
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- [Amy] What does that say?
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- [Sam] Physics, with resident
physics Pat Pryde and...
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- Oh psychics, not physics.
Babe I wanna go and see one.
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- Imagine if they just knew
loads of stuff about us.
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- They do though, they read your
palms.
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- They might go like oh when
you're old, you're gonna
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be fat and ugly and...
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- Or like get the crystal ball
out and start seeing things
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in the ball.
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- That'll be so funny, won't it?
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- Let's book it yeah.
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- Definitely.
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- Have you heard about
the news Lola have got?
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- No.
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- They got this new management
company.
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- Well aren't you supposed
to be their manager?
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- Yeah, I'm a bit disappointed
I got binned off, no
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- You did, you've been
sacked by [laughs] Lola,
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your bar's been burnt down,
and you've got ag from Lucy,
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Lauren, and Sam. It'll
work out in the end though.
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- Why don't you just
put me down a bit more?
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Just remind me of it once more.
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- It's usually you putting me
down.
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- You plum.
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- No, you'll be fine. Tell me
more about Lucy. What's she...
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- Nothing, she's just...
- Did you sort things out?
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- Well I just honestly don't
know, my head is literally
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spinning around in circles.
- All over the place.
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- Just moving into it a bit too
fast.
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I just wanna take it slow.
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- Well I reckon as soon as
the bar's up and running
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and whatever, and you sort
things out with Lucy and the
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boxing's all finished, I
reckon we could go on holiday.
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- That's another thing,
the boxing you know.
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- How are you gonna train
for the boxing, run a bar,
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see three girls at once?
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- I'm not seeing three girls at
once.
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- I'm joking. See Lucy. I don't
know how you're gonna do it.
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How are you gonna fit it all in?
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- Oh mate, I don't know.
Something will come, I don't
know.
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- Did I tell you I had
a chat to Lydia at the
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Halloween party?
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- I saw you talking,
but I forgot to ask you.
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I was too busy to come over.
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- Yeah, it seems a bit more
positive but I don't wanna
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get my hopes up just yet.
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I reckon there's a chance Mark.
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- [Pat] You just can't make
your mind up about this at all.
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You don't know if this is
the guy you want to be with,
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or you'd like to be with,
there's a lot of jealousy
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coming up here and you're
getting to a stage where
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you don't know whether
to trust or not trust.
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And I definitely have got you
with a footballer and I know
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that sounds really silly,
because everyone thinks Essex
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girls are wags with the
footballers, but I've got a West
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Ham player. You know like Bex
saw Victoria on the television
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and he said that's the
girl I'm gonna marry?
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I think that this is happening
to you, I think that somebody
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is saying you know, god
she's gorgeous that girl,
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I'd really like to meet her.
You know, is there anything
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you'd like to ask me?
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- When will I get married
and wheen will I meet
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this footballer?
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- [laughs]
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[lighthearted rock music]
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- All right, nice bridge
right, definitely.
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Is he the same weight as you?
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- Yeah, same weight
but he fancies himself.
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- Oh good.
- Good?
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- He's gotta be fit to take
your punches I'm telling you.
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- Well obviously you being
here, especially you being
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in the corner can't
lose with you in there.
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- Let's see what you're made of.
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- Try and have a lot of hip hop.
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- Yeah.
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- Mmm like big time.
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- See I would like to put hip
hop in Sugar Hut on a Saturday
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night, but I don't...
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- You can mix it in like with
House, it's not like proper
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like gangster hip hop, it's
like commercial hip hop.
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- Yeah, give me your CD and
I can listen to it and I'll
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put you in there.
- I will.
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- I just want to throw you
in but I've heard you're
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pretty good so it should be
good.
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- I'll do it, if you get me
and Maria to do it together.
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- I'd love to see you two do it
together.
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- Yeah I bet you would.
- I really would.
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- Do you prefer blondes or
brunettes?
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- I used to prefer brunettes,
but you walked in and I'm
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liking you a lot to be
honest, you're doing it for me
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at the moment.
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- What's going on with you and
Amy though?
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- We was getting on pretty
good but literally it's
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not working.
- Why?
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- Just you know she's too high
maintenance, she really is.
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I mean, she ain't for me.
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- Well you seem pretty easy
going.
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- I am but she aint.
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I feel like I have to keep
impressing her.
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You know I think if I have
to keep impressing someone
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there's no point, do you know
what I mean, carrying it on.
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Anyway I'm going to talk to
her, I think I'm going out,
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we've got her brother singing
and everyone's been invited
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so I'm just going to tell her
then that it's not working.
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- So you're not officially
single yet?
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- Why? Do you want me to be
single?
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- Do you ever let a
girl take you on a date?
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- I'd not let you pay for
nothing but I'd let you choose
it
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you know.
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I'd be up for that, as long
as I get to have a date
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with you. We'll do whatever.
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- Hello, how are you?
- Hello!
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- Good, what are you doing?
- Just having a drink.
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- It's well awkward now, isn't
it?
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- We'll leave you to it then.
- See you soon.
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- It's making me feel bad.
- Busted.
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- I've done nothing wrong have
I?
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- I dunno.
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- I feel like a little schoolboy
again.
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- Do you think she'll
go back and report you?
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- Answer phone. Hi Amy, it's me
Sam.
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I've got something really,
really important to tell you,
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but I need to tell you face to
face.
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Okay love you lots, bye.
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[bouncy music]
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- Lovely to see you all.
Thanks for coming tonight.
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Enjoy yourselves, come on.
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[applause]
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[applause]
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- Oh my god, I've got
something to tell you and it's
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not good.
- Shut up.
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- I was in King Will and
Kirk was in there with Lauren
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Pope.
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- Shut up.
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- I'm not joking.
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You see I don't want to upset
you, but I walked in there
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and they was like all right.
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- It might be totally
different though Sam.
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It might be just a business
meeting, you've probably...
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- It didn't look like a
business meeting to me, do you
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know what I mean?
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- I'm speechless.
- So awkward.
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- Fucking idiot.
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- [grunting] You all
right Luc? How are you?
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- Good you.
- Surprised to see you here.
335
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You all right yeah?
336
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,480
- Yeah yeah good.
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Just been thinking about you,
I don't know what's going on.
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I haven't spoke to you,
I've been worried about you.
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- I'm trying my best you know
but it's hard to come and
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see you and spend time with
you wheen I've been at the bar.
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- I can't mean that much to
you Mark if you can't even take
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time out, ten minutes to come
and see me, drive down and
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have a chat with me.
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- But the thing is I've
not had ten minutes.
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- You've gotta promise me
Lauren's a hundred percent
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out of the picture.
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- What do you mean by a hundred
percent?
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- Just a hundred percent,
there's no going back, no way.
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- No if I was going to
go back I'd be back now.
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You know, that's not my plan
to go back to Lauren, I'm
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seeing you because I like
you. Yeah? All right.
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So I'll get on with the
rest of this and I'll give
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you a call after.
- Okay.
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- All right, I'll see you later.
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- [Lucy] See you later Mark.
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- How you doing mate? All right.
357
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- Kirk's here.
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- Oh fucking hell.
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- Should I go talk to him?
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- Go on quickly.
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00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,880
- Hello, how are you doing, you
all right?
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00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,840
- Good, you?
- Good.
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00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,400
- I told Amy that I saw you with
Lauren.
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- What did she say?
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00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,120
- I just think she's really
upset, I just think that
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because you didn't mention
anything to her did you?
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00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,560
- I only got her there because
she's gonna DJ at Sugar Hut.
368
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,000
- But was that what it was for?
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00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:16,840
- Yeah, that was what its for.
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- Are you seeing her?
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00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,680
- No, you know what,
I'm gonna take her out.
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- You gonna take her out?
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00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:27,160
- Yeah but I've come
to sort of talk to Amy.
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- Did you miss me?
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- Really really missed you.
I thought about it a lot.
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00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,880
I thought we should give it
another try.
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I really want to give it another
try.
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00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,440
- [James] Promise?
- Promise.
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So are you gonna take me back?
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00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,720
- Yeah, are you gonna take me
back?
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00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:56,360
I always knew that, that you
were the one. I do love you Lyd
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00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,840
- I love you too.
383
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:15,800
- He said it was a business
meeting, he's asking,
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he's gonna take her out.
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00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,360
- He is.
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00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,080
- Are you gonna talk to
him? I think you should
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hear it from him.
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00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,720
- All right.
- You all right?
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00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,200
- Look first, I think you've
totally been out of order.
390
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,600
- Yeah.
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00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,520
- I think you didn't even
tell me that you was going.
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00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,480
- Let me stop you before that,
I know obviously what people
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00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,280
have said but the whole thing
with me and Lauren was just
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to book her at the club.
395
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,440
- Sam just said that
you're gonna take her out.
396
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,280
- Yeah.
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00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,720
- Why didn't you tell me first?
398
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,120
- But listen, this is what
it is, I want her to DJ in my
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club, we had a meeting to
see what music she plays and
400
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,640
stuff like that, and where
I can fit her in the club.
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00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,320
Got on a little bit,
asked her out for a drink.
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00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,920
Sam walks in, I don't have
to justify myself and ring
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00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,880
you up to say oh I'm just
having a business meeting with
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00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,560
some girl and your mates walked
in.
405
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,960
Everyone know what you say.
406
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,160
- So listen you can now go
with your girlfriend, that's
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00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,200
absolutely fine, you just leave
me alone.
408
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,640
- I haven't got a girlfriend.
409
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,440
- You're obviously seeing
someone, just leave me alone,
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00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,280
don't ever talk to me again.
411
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,760
- I'm not seeing anyone either.
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00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,920
- And when I'm out talking to
people don't start giving it
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00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,400
to me, because it's...
- What do you mean,
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00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,400
give it to you? Who's giving
it now? You're giving it now.
415
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,560
- Don't you think that I'm
upset, do you not think I'm
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00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,160
upset Kirk?
- Do you not think I'm upset?
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00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,200
I've been trying to work it
out and it ain't working out.
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00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,680
- When did you tell me this
then?
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00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,720
- We argue all the time Amy,
you know we argue all the time
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00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,720
Amy, we constantly argue, you
can't see me standing next to
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someone and I can't see you
standing next to someone,
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00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,640
so it ain't gonna work.
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00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,360
- Why didn't you ring me up
and say, look Amy it's not
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00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,760
working out.
425
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,760
You have not sat down with
me Kirk and said to me this
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00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,280
is not working out, this is
this.
427
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,080
You have not said to me once,
I said to you all along, where
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00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,960
do I stand with you, you went,
oh lets just see how it goes,
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00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,240
lets go on a few...
430
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,080
- Yeah because that's what
we've done, we've seen
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00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,520
how it goes.
- Yeah? Yeah?
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00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,160
I will not talk to you ever
again; I think that you are
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00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,960
just a bit out of order. I
think you should have told
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00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,760
me first.
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00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,320
- What am I doing?
436
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,920
You know what, see I'm trying
to be civil; I'm trying
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00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,240
to be friends with you.
438
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,720
... but if you really wanna
say hello and walk away.
439
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:55,920
- At the end of the day how
can you be civil with someone
440
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,400
that you been with that
you really care about?
441
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,880
- I do care about you still,
there's no feelings that have
442
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,040
changed, I care about you a
lot, I like you a lot, but we
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00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,440
argue too much.
444
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,840
- But how can you be ready
as a person to take someone
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00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,000
else out, if you care about
someone, that's a load of
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00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,040
rubbish, Kirk.
447
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,480
- Amy, I've cared about you for
years.
448
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,800
- Yeah well then that's fine.
I've got nothing; I've got
449
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,360
actually nothing else to say to
you.
450
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,680
- Can I have a kiss?
- No.
451
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,560
- Oh nice. Right, see you later.
452
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,480
- Yeah this is well and truly
over.
453
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,400
I'm just glad now that I know
what's happened between us.
454
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,440
I am a bit upset though.
455
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,640
- Don't be, you'll be fine.
456
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,560
- You all right? What's
happened,
what's all this arguing?
457
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,640
- Yeah oh.
458
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,400
- At the end of the day Kirk
as led me on, I do actually
459
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,840
think he's led me on. He's
took me out, you know he's
460
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,000
kissed me, he's said he wants
to do this with me, I'm so
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00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,480
glad now that he can say that
he's taking someone else out
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00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,320
so that I can be dedicated
to someone else, someone that
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00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,600
wants to be with me and only
me, not someone that wants
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00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,880
to be.
- You can move on now.
465
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,120
- He's very jealous of
you, he owns a nightclub,
466
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,840
he's always busy, you know
you're young.
467
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,720
- I just want someone to like
be normal and to make me laugh
468
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,440
you know, but at the end of
the day look I'm just not over
469
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,760
Kirk yet.
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00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,320
I don't even wanna actually
look at anyone else at
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the minute.
472
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,760
- You're just angry aren't you?
473
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,960
- At the minute I'm just angry,
I'm sitting here angry and
474
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,080
I just wanna go home.
475
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,280
- We'll just go out and have a
good time.
476
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,240
- Don't get upset.
477
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,880
- It makes me want to cry,
but I'm not gonna cry, because
478
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,560
I'm a strong person
479
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,640
- You're a strong beautiful
woman.
480
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,080
- I've got to get out
there and just like, meet
481
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,480
someone else Sam.
482
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,600
- What's happening Arg?
483
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,880
- What's happening mate,
what time do you call this?
484
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:27,240
- I've been busy mate.
What's been happening?
485
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,080
- I don't know but I think
we've sorted things out; we're
486
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,120
sort of back together now.
487
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,160
- Really?
- Yeah so...
488
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,440
- Congratulations boy.
489
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,080
- Cheers mate. And how did
the boxing training go?
490
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:34,920
Feeling fit?
491
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,160
- Yeah I'm feeling fit.
492
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,600
- Sparred well?
493
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,520
- Yeah, sparred well. Feeling
confident to do Kirk yeah?
494
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,800
- Yeah definitely.
495
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,240
- Gonna smash him to pieces?
496
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,160
- [laughs] Lucy came into the
gym.
497
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,880
- While you were training?
498
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,560
- Just like to speak to me
saying like, why have you have
499
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,240
no time to see me blah blah
blah, and I just said look,
500
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,800
its not a personal thing,
just because I've been ultra
501
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,120
busy, I do like her but my
head's messed up at the moment.
502
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,760
You know? It's just, I don't
wanna move too fast. You know.
503
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,680
I've just come out of a long
relationship, I just want
504
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,200
people to get off my back a bit.
505
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,480
- It's just nonstop ag
at the moment, ain't it?
506
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,160
- [scoffs] Nonstop mate,
nonstop.
507
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,160
- All right Am?
508
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,000
- You all right Mark.
509
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:14,960
- You all right, how you doing?
510
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,040
- I'm good thanks.
511
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,920
- What's happening?
512
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,200
- I've had a bit of a rubbish
night.
513
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,320
- Why, what's the matter?
514
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:25,040
- I found out that Kirk is
like seeing Lauren and then
515
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:25,880
taking her out on a date.
516
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,560
- Lauren who?
- Pope.
517
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,400
- Oh right.
518
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,880
- You know her?
519
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,400
- Yeah yeah yeah because I'm
having girl troubles as well.
520
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,360
- Do you want to be with Lucy?
521
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,640
- I like her; I just don't
want to rush into nothing.
522
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,400
I might join Harry. Less ag aint
it Haz?
523
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,960
- Let's join Harry's
group. It's not good is it?
524
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000
I think we should just all
be single and have a laugh.
525
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,080
- Has it proper hurt you, kind
of thing?
526
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,120
- Yeah course it has, but
I'm gonna get on with it now,
527
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,760
I know where I stand with
him, I'm just gonna move on.
528
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,880
- Yeah. That's what you've
got to do, just keep your head
529
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,080
down and forget about it.
530
00:19:56,120 --> 00:20:00,240
- Yeah. What are we
like? Bunch of weirdos.
531
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:04,400
[Narrator] Next time, will
sparks fly between Mark and
Lucy?
532
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,720
Will Lola's career take off like
a rocket?
533
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,080
- [All] Cheers.
534
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,800
- [Narrator] And who'll enjoy
Nanny Pat's tasty toffee
535
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:10,680
apples?
536
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:16,440
Who knows? They're real people
and anything can happen on
537
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,560
The Only Way is Essex.
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