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- [Narrator] This programme
contains flash cars, big watches

and false boobs.

The tans you see might be fake

but the people are all real,

although some of what they
do has been set up purely

for your entertainment.

Previously on "The Only Way is
Essex."

- Mark and Sam are up here.

- [Becky] They're doing it to
wind you up.

- It's so funny!

- [Amy] Sam, what tingles
exactly?

- Her vagina.
[giggling]

- Amazing, you got the job.

- I know, really happy.

- I think we should go speed
dating.

- Oh shut up Mark.

My name is James, what's your
name?

- Lucy.

- I will take you, we'll
go like, to the zoo?

[giggling]

That's me, Amy, take it or leave
it.

- What Is Lola?

- Do you have management yet
or--

- We need management.

- The person I fell in love with

is not the person standing in
front of me.

- It's a bad answer.

- Are you single by any chance?

- Dunno.

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby, for you and me now

- [Mark] Oh it's good.

Hmm, oh that's it, right in
there.

Just go a bit lower down eh?

Oh that's it, right there.

- This is not a brothel, Mark.

- No, it's not, I'm not
suggesting that, Amy.

I've known you for years, you
doughnut.

- [Amy] You're so tight Mark.

- Oh, stressful that's why.

D'you know, I kinda feel weird,

about the whole Lauren situation
again.

I know she's obviously said,

"I don't wanna be with
you no more sometimes"

but she was proper.

- But did she mean that though
Mark?

I don't think she does
I think you two need

to really sort it out.

- Well that's a question
I've asked myself,

I mean normally, she says it
and she don't normally mean it

but there was something in her,

there was something in the
way she was last night that.

- No.

- Just seemed different
and it did cut me up,

when I looked back and see
her talking to this, you know.

- Justin Timberlake look-alike.

- Yeah, please don't kill me
anymore, Amy.

[laughing]

- All right?
- Good to see you again.

- And you?
- You all right Lauren,

you all right?
- Hi.

- If you could just take a seat
for us.

- Yeah okay.

- [Simon] We're just going
through a few ideas just

to welcome you on your first
day,

so thanks for making it in.

- That's all right.

- [Adam] We spoke in the
interview

about this Essex Fashion Week.

- Yeah.

- We wanna really establish up
there with New York, London.

We want people from Milton
Keynes,

Liverpool all coming to Essex.

- Oh right.

- And that's just where its
gonna really lift off, okay?

- [Lauren] Sounds so exciting.

- It's down for you to
find out which male models,

are gonna be suitable for this
event.

- I wanna make sure that
you're looking at everything.

- Right.

- Make sure you're measuring
them up,

top to bottom, inside leg,
outside leg.

Make sure the tops are off.

- Okay, God.

[laughing]

- Listen, if you need us,
give us a shoot on the mobile.

All right?
- Okay then.

- [Amy] You want it real firm
yeah?

- Yeah, please.

- Okay.

- [Mark] Oh, that's good there,
oh.

- Kirk wanted to take me
out on a date to the zoo.

What would you, would you
take anyone to the zoo Mark?

- Yeah but all people
are different I mean,

I'm more of like take
to a nice restaurant,

up the west end or get out
the drink but he's obviously,

it's in the daytime, the zoo I
suppose

and you actually get to
speak to each other more,

no one's drunk it's in the
light.

- That's what I'm saying.

I said to Kirk, "What the hell
do you want

"to take me there for, so
we could have a good chat,

"what, walking around seeing
animals?"

[laughing]

- I'm sorry but--

- I think its quite a
nice gesture from a boy,

normally boys just, a simple,
you know,

bit of dinner and that's it but.

- I said why don't we have
a bit of a glass of rose?

And he's like, "Oh no
you're one of them girls".

I was like, "Hmm".

- [Mark] What just because
you had a few glasses of rose?

- [Amy] Yeah that's what I said,

"You know look why don't we
have a few glasses of rose,

"nice meal?"

But he said, "No."

And say now taking me to the
zoo.

- Are you gonna go?

- How can I talk to him when
I'm walking around the zoo,

looking at elephants?

- You're not just gonna be that
are you?

You're gonna sit down have a
chat,

you've got to stop for lunch at
one point.

- What and have a hot dog?

[chuckling]

Thing about me and Kirk, you
know at the end of the day,

just want a happy ending and you
know,

we'll see what happens between
us.

- Hi.
- You all right?

- [Lauren] Hello what's your
name?

- Jason Miller.

- Hi I'm Lauren.

I'm just gonna take some
measurements.

[upbeat music]

Can I do your bicep?

♪ The way she's walkin' in the
mirror's ♪

♪ Got me feelin' dream

- That's fine, thank you.

- Here, got you a tea for a
change.

- Hmm, about time you're my
neighbour.

- [Kirk] How have you been, all
right?

- Yeah, you?

- Yeah good, just spoke
to Amy the other day.

That's it, we're gonna
see how it goes now.

But dunno, she likes
all the nice restaurants

and stuff like that but that
ain't me

and she aint up for you
know cinema you know,

and a cheap restaurant
and stuff like that,

she ain't really, really my
type.

- No you've gotta be
yourself in relationship.

- I wanna do what I want to
do not, it sounds selfish,

not what I wanna to do on a date

but what I think is me on a date
so--

- Where are you gonna take her?

- Well, I wanna take
her to the zoo, you know

going out and that and she
didn't find it very happening

and you've got a bit
of a look on your face.

- If someone said to me they'd
take me

to the zoo on a first date I
wouldn't--

- But you're a woman ain't you?

You're a woman.

- Yeah, but still the same Kirk,

no I wouldn't like the zoo.

- Where, I don't know what,
that's me--

- Take her to have a drink, in a
nice pub.

- It's the walk around to
talk to her you know, I'd--

- It's a bit cold, ain't it
to walk round a blooming zoo?

- I'll warm her up.

[upbeat music]

- [Sam] Oh I don't know.

Ugh, oh I don't like it.

- Sam, there's none around you,
look.

- Oh what, I swear one keeps
going down,

my bikini bottoms at the back.

- Babe, get your boobs in
see if you can get your,

look bet they'll come round my
boobs look.

No they're not, they're not
interested in the boobs today.

Fishes, fishies, fishies!

- They're not interested.

[laughing]

- They obviously must
be gay, these fishies.

[laughing]
- Yeah.

- [Amy] Can't believe
I ain't even told you.

Appointment to see the top model
agent.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Oh my God, that is amazing.
- I know.

I can't lie, I'm a bit nervous
but,

I'll do fine I know.

- [Sam] Oh don't worry, you'll
be fine.

- I'd love to do a shoot with
you though.

- Yeah, that would be good
wouldn't it?

- Imagine that like little
nice sexy underwear.

- Yeah we should do that.
- I think we should do it.

- We can do a posed shoot
together,

where you don't see like--

- I know, like push our boobs
together.

- Yeah.
- Honestly, 100%.

- Yeah, I'd like to meet Amy.

It would be really nice to meet
her.

- Okay but what have you been up
to?

You all right?
- Been a bit down.

- Yeah?
- Hmm.

- Why?

Don't need no men in your
life you've got me, ain't ya.

- There was a man Kirk,
but we've finished now.

- Good that's all I need to
know.

Don't want to know no names or
anything.

- Oh, I'm not gonna tell you his
name

and I'm never seeing him again.

But this guy, it weren't
just one month it was a year.

I couldn't tell ya
because the way you are.

- You're avail aint you?
- I feel--

- You do give me the hump, but
like proper give me the hump.

- I wish I could tell you.

- Well he couldn't have been the
one,

what you've been with each
other for a year, yeah?

Listen, 'cos now he sounds
to me like a right prick.

He's been the one for a year,
right?

- [Julie] Hmm.

- But now he's gone--

- He's had to go away to work.

- It's work, yeah but listen,
if I've found the one,

like the proper one, no matter
where my job will take me,

if you been with someone for a
year,

you wouldn't just fuck off,
would you?

- But you've got to
understand I do need someone.

- Yeah, the same as me you
find the right person you can,

but there's so many idiots
around here.

- But you don't seem as if you
want me to be with someone.

- I do, it's the right person.

I know how idiots, geezers can
be do you know what I mean?

I work in a nightclub,
I see all these geezers

with wedding rings and stuff
like.

- Yeah, I understand
that, I understand that,

but I just feel sometimes

that you want me to be on my
own.

- I don't want you to be on your
own,

I want you to be happy
you're happy with me.

Yeah, gimme a cuddle.

- Come here.
- Come here.

- I love you so much.
- I love you too.

- Have you ever heard of, in
America,

the porn stars, it's like anal
bleaching.

- Ugh, Sam.

- No, they do.

- I'm not gonna have that done.

[laughing]

Sam no way, can you shush.

- I'm not giving you the
opportunity to get it done,

giving you advice.

I'm saying how bad it is
that imagine doing that,

that's what I'm saying.

- I can't even believe people
when they have noo done.

- Pierced, oh yeah, I know.

- [Amy] I'm sorry but
that's just not right.

- [Sam] Couple of girls
I know have got that.

- It's just not right Sam.

- Hmm, just depends on what
kind of person you are.

- [Amy] It's like the nipple
piercing.

- Yeah.

- It's just not good.

- Oh one's biting me think.

- We need new songs, we need
management,

we need help with booking gigs
and stuff,

we need PR, press, we need
guidance in a big way.

Whether it's from a
label or from management,

agent we need guidance big time.

- And you're always the one
to first to criticise me,

and call me a womaniser.

So surely I'm best to stand here
and say,

"You know you look good in this,

"you look good at the
front, this looks good."

- Well go on then, what do you
think?

- [LL] Yeah?

- You know you've just got
to get it, perfectionist.

And when there's four
girls down in front of me,

I'm pretty good at the so.

- Maybe you could manage us.

[chuckling]

- You can be our chauffeur.
- No way, yeah.

- Yeah, all right.
[laughing]

[upbeat music]

- So, thinking of having
my Mark tattoo removed.

- Why would you want it
removed, 'cos you feel stupid?

- I did it for him,
because of his insecurities

and without even me thinking.

'Cause you do it when love
someone then you don't think.

And I did it for him, but he
thinks he's got a hold over me.

But it's merely the fact that he
now knows

that I'm not gonna have him
control me.

- Well I think, if it
makes you feel better

to get the tattoo removed at
the moment then get it removed.

Or you just have to meet
someone else called Mark.

- Can you imagine?

[laughing]

- But as well as my sister,
trying to make up names going,

"I'm going to call it fish
market."

[laughing]

- Smart.

- He went, "Like that, you
joking?"

- [Sade] You've got the
Mark or something, yeah?

- Yeah, but I couldn't
obviously,

I'd get it completely removed.

- [Amy] Oh my god!

- [Sam] What?

- Lauren's over there.

- Is she?
- Yeah.

- You're joking?

- No, she's over there.

- Did you say anything to her?

- No, since she's walked through
from the toilet, I saw her.

[telephone ringing]

- Hello?

Yeah speaking, who's that?

Oh hi Mathew, how are you?

[muffles speaking on phone]

That'd be fantastic, yeah,
we'd definitely love to.

Yeah.

- Bye
- Bye.

- What did he say, quick tell
me.

- [Jessica] We're going for a
meeting at Universal Records,

tomorrow at 12.

- [LL] Shut up.

[giggling]

- [Mark] Hmm, shall I give you a
lift?

You know 'cos you aint
gonna be in the right

frame of mind to drive, you'll
be nervous.

I'll drive you there wait for
you,

tell me what happened.

- Only if you get a limo love.

- That's not bad yeah, I got how
much?

[screaming]

- [Jessica] Shit.

- [LL] Oh my God!

[upbeat music]

- You all right Lauren?

- All right.

- Yeah, we need to talk.

- Yeah, we do.

♪ You need to knock some
sense into your people ♪

- I just wanna get out in
the air what the problem is.

I understand you had a few
to drink the other night

and we didn't sugar hub.

- I just wanna know the truth,

rather than me thinking it's all
you.

- I don't know what you
thought was going on but like,

you're abusing me and shouting
things,

across the dance floor, I
think it's not fair for you

to shout at me, shout
at Mark all you want.

- Yeah, no it wasn't at
just Mark, at you, sorry,

it was literally because I
thought,

yeah, just it's my birthday,
can you understand how I felt,

I was drunk.

But I just want to know, this
is your chance to tell me.

Is Mark trying it on with both
of you?

- Well no like, he texts
me every now and then

and we just have, like
conversations

but it's more of a friendship
thing.

And it has been, like
we don't go on dates,

I don't go round his
house, it's nothing like.

He'll just text me and if
we're up Alto or Runaway,

we'll have a little
chat and stay together.

- So it's, so that's what I'm
saying,

did he kiss you or anything
at the other night at Alto?

- Couple weeks ago we was all
out

and we had like a little kiss
but it wasn't even a snog.

He was like, "Oh, are
you coming back to mine?"

And I was like, "No I'm
going home, don't be silly."

And I didn't think anything of
it.

- This was a couple of weeks
ago.

So obviously looking at
it now you kissed him up.

- No, he's a friend.

He's a good looking boy,
Lauren, you know he is.

And loads of girls fancy him
its not all me Lauren, is it?

- My problem isn't with you.

My problems with Mark, I
think he's out of order.

Obviously causing this
between us, we're girls.

- Yeah.

- And I respect you standing and
you know,

talking to me, I respect that.

- Okay we'll leave it at that
then, yeah?

- Yeah, that's fine appreciate
that.

- That's all right,
I'll speak to you soon.

- Okay, bye.
- See you later.

- How do you feel?

- I don't trust Sam,
she's not one of my mates.

If anything else happens
then I will not stand for it

and I will have something to
say.

[upbeat music]

- How lucky are we?

I can't believe it.

- [LL] I know, it doesn't seem
real.

- Seems to good to be true.

- We would've never have dreamed
that they'd want to see us.

- [Jessica] Universal
records have got Lady Gaga.

- Oh my God.

[laughing]

- Ne-yo, Pussycat Dolls and
Lola.

[laughing]

- Yeah, and Lola yeah.

- I better ring Mark and
make sure he's not late.

- Yeah, what time is he
coming to pick us up?

- [Jessica] Half 10.

- [LL] Is he not answering?

- No.

- Oh God.

[upbeat music]

- [Adam] Hi Amy, thanks
very much for coming in,

grab a seat.

- [Amy] Nice to meet you, you
okay?

- [Adam] Yes, very good thank.

- [Amy] Good good, I like the
orange.

- Thanks very much.

- Love it.
- Thought I'd make an effort.

So you're interested in
modelling?

What sort of modelling do you
think you would like to do?

- I'd love to do fashion,
underwear, bikini, definitely.

I'm not really too, not sure
if I want to do the glamour.

- Are your boobs real or fake?

- They are fake.

- [Adam] Okay.

- [Amy] Yeah.

- I mean, what we find
is that the clients,

don't want girls with
fake boobs to do lingerie.

So you might find this is a
problem,

even though you you
feel that they sit well.

- Yeah, but like, so you
don't gonna get any work,

not a lot of work would you say
having.

- My advice I suppose, would
be to keep your options open.

- [Amy] Okay.

- And possibly be
prepared to work for some

of the men's magazines
up to imply topless,

which is a shoot where

you're gonna be covering your
nipples

but actually wouldn't have a bra
on

and then if you feel that's
something

that you'd be comfortable with,

I would certainly recommend
that.

Because I think you've got a
good figure you've got curves,

which is what that industry is
about.

Pretty face, good lips
you know nice smile.

- Hmm.

- Have you got a boyfriend?

- No.

- So you've got no--

- I'm sort of seeing someone
called Kirk

but if he said to me, "Don't do
glamour,"

then I would do it I wouldn't
listen to a boyfriend anyway.

[upbeat music]

- [LL] Where is he?

- Where is he?

- Fucks sake.

- Where's he coming from?

♪ I get tired and upset

♪ And I'm trying to care a
little less ♪

- Just ringing and ringing, no
answer.

What is he doing?

♪ I was taught to dodge those
issues ♪

- [LL] We should have maybe
have just got the train.

♪ Run fast for your mother,
run fast for your father ♪

♪ Run for your children

♪ For your sisters and your
brothers ♪

♪ Leave all your loving,
your loving behind ♪

♪ You can't carry it with you

♪ If you want to survive

♪ The dog days are over

♪ The dog days

- Gorgeous face, really nice
eyes.

- Hm.

♪ Can you hear the horses

- I wouldn't mind but we're
only round the corner.

- I know.

- [Jessica] Oh there he is.

- Oh, for gods sake.

Come on.

- What are you shaking you head
for?

- Why do you bother offering to
take us?

We could've got a cab.

- [Mark] It's not even late.

- [Jessica] It's the most
important day of my life

and you are late.

- [Mark] Oh, get in the car stop
moaning.

- Ugh.

Where've you been anyway?

- [Mark] Jess, stop moaning
you're not even late.

I've been getting ready.

- [Jessica] For gods sakes.

- Gorgeous, this is really nice.

The body, here's really
nice, you've got great body.

- Think so?

- Really, really nice shape.

- [Photographer] I think we
should,

maybe we should book her a photo
shoot.

- [Adam] That sounds good.

- Get her portfolio rolling.
- Yeah.

- [Amy] I'd love to.

- I think you're gonna be super
famous,

I think you're gonna be amazing.

- Think you.

[muffled speaking]

- [Photographer] Do you want to
be famous?

- I'd love to be famous but
we'll see.

We'll see at the end of the day.

- Cool, well I think I
should get your number,

definitely and--
- Definitely,

what are you gonna take me out
after

or you just want it for--

- Well we'll see what happens.

[giggling]

[car whooshing]

[upbeat music]

- Fingers crossed and be
confident, yeah?

[traffic whooshing]

[upbeat music]

- Hello!
- Hello.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- [Amba] Oh, I'm so nervous.

- Oh my God.

- [Linzi] Are you all right?

- [LL] Not late are we?

- It's gonna be so great.
- Don't be scared.

- [Linzi] I hope they say,
"Right girls,

"we're gonna sign you and
we're doing a video next week

"and it's gonna be to this
song and it's gonna be a hit."

- [Linzi] Oh fabulous.

[chuckling]

- Hello?

- Hello, babe.

- Hello honey, are you okay?

- Yeah, good thanks, you?

- Yeah, fine thank you, honey.

- Yeah, what are you up to?

- I just went to modelling
agency,

just to talk about what work I
wanna do.

They said that it's all
about glam modelling

and then I hope there's gonna be
like,

a nice underwear shoot, bikini
shoot so.

- No, the more clothes the
better, to be honest though,

you know.
- But, but, but, but.

- Couple of roll neck jumpers.

- But Kirk, they did say that
I could do implied modelling,

which means that I can hold my
boobs.

- Yeah, I'll hold 'em,
that's all you need, is me.

- Ah, that's so random.

[giggling]

- Yeah, who are you up there
with, do you need a lift?

- Oh definitely, is that okay?

- Yeah yeah no problem, I'll
go out, I'll leave in a bit.

[knocking]

- Hello Mark.

- [Mark] Hello Nan.

- I've brought you some bread
pudding.

- You're gonna make me
fat, with all these treats.

[laughing]

How are you doing?

- [Nanny Pat] All right, lovely.

- [Mark] I'll dish some
of that, Nan or what?

- Yeah, if you want some.

- Starving I am.

- What's the champagne for?

- Jess has got some news but--

- What news is there?

- Something to do with her band,

they've gone to see Universal,

I dropped 'em there yesterday.

- What is Universal?

- It's like a massive,
massive record label,

like has some of the biggest
artists in the world.

- Yeah.

- Obviously Jess, still wanting
to be the next Girls Aloud

or do you know the next
Saturdays,

they need to have this sort of
lucky break

'cause these are the sort of
companies

that will take 'em to that
level.

- Oh, it'll be the making
of her won't it, I mean.

- Cor, yeah hopefully, touch
wood.

- Yeah, you know if it does take
off,

I shall be her number one fan
anyhow.

- You'll be front row
every week won't you?

- Oh definitely, yeah, I'll
be sitting in the front there,

doing all the old.

[laughing]

- I had an idea of a song that
I thought might suit you guys

and I just wanted to
kind of play it to you

and see--

- [Jessica] Oh good yeah great.

- What you thought of it.

- [Jessica] Okay.

[upbeat music]

- [Mathew] It's kind of
like what you've got,

but just a bit more rounded.

- Yeah, no, I agree I love
it I think it's wicked.

- [Mathew] You like it, yeah?

- Yeah.
- Okay, I can imagine

with us singing it,

maybe a little more attitude

in the singing as well.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Okay that really hooky
productions wicked.

- Yeah the production was
wicked.

- [Mathew] Yeah you're
dancing in the club.

- Definitely.
- Oh God, yeah,

that is such a club tune,

I think.
- I mean, it's got that fun

and it's that kind of vibe,
what do you guys think

about going into the studio
and recording that song?

[gasping]

- Oh my God, that would be
amazing.

- My heart is beating.

[laughing]

- He just looked at me
and just said, like,

what I'd be good at, but
he's really into the glamour.

- Mate, you shouldn't do that,
honestly.

And not just for me 'cause, to
be honest,

I don't want you doing
the glamour modelling.

- Yeah, but I wouldn't, I
wouldn't listen to you anyway.

- You wouldn't?

- No.

- No?

Ah, Amy, geezers are gonna
know what you look like.

- Are you getting jealous?

- I am getting jealous, yeah.

All right, it's a good
thing, it's a good career

but you want people just
to have your pictures,

just 'cause you've got your
bangers out.

- She on the way though is she?

- I hope so, waiting about an
hour.

That's gone like a cup of tea.

[laughing]

And I've had about 14 slices of
this.

Here she is.

- [Jessica] Hello.

Alright, Nan, you all right?
- Hello, Jess.

- She's smiling, she's smiling,

talk to us.
- All right, darling?

- All right?
- Yeah, lovely, you?

[smooch smacks]

- You all right?
- What happened?

- Well.

- Don't do no Simon Cowell on
me.

- I shall be deadly serious,

it's not anything that
you think it's gonna be.

Or I could be lying and
it went amazingly well.

- [Nanny Pat] Oh great, oh good,
oh!

- [Jessica] You're not gonna
believe what happened, Mark.

- What?
- Right?

We got in there and he
started telling us about,

like, how we are, what we're
doing,

you know, how good we are.

And all of a sudden he went,
"I've got some news for you."

And we were like, all looked
at each other like, "What?"

He wants us to, he's given us a
song

and we're gonna record it in
the Universal Studios with him,

they're gonna record
us singing their song.

- That Universal Studios?

- That Universal Studios.

And then he's gonna put
in touch, us in touch

with, like, a casting agency
who do our photo shoot

and everything else.

- Oh good, oh I'm so glad.

- She's gonna cry again.

- Oh, Nan, don't you cry, set me
off.

- Oh that's good, oh.

[cheering]

Congratulations, Jess.

- [Jessica] To the future.

- Yeah, oh I'm so pleased
anyhow for you, Jess.

I'm glad you've got on anyhow.

- Nan, you don't even
know what Universal is.

[laughing]

Bless her.

- Is signed to them, Lady
Gaga, Ne-Yo, Pussycat Dolls.

- Do you know any of them
people she just mentioned,

Mariah Carey?
- Yeah.

- [Jessica] Do you know, I'll
ask.

So big people basically.
- Yeah, Lady Gaga.

- [Jessica] Yeah?

- With her different things.

[laughing]

- Anyway, to Lola.

- Yeah, Lola.
- Yeah.

♪ Oh, watching me

- So, are we still on for this
date?

- Hm, yes okay.

- What d'you mean "Hm"?

You don't even sound
interested in it anymore,

you really don't.
- Babes,

are we definitely going to the
zoo?

- I thought that was a
nice thing but it's--

- Okay, that's fine then.

Babes, that's fine, we'll go to
the zoo.

We'll talk about elephants
and lions and giraffes.

- I'll throw you in
with the lions, I will.

- I'll throw you in with the
elephants.

- I am looking forward to
it but the way you say it,

when I ask you, you don't seem--

- Because I can take the piss
out of you,

I don't mean it but I don't
think you should be taking me

to the zoo.

I think you should take
me out to a nice dinner.

- Well I thought it's just
something different, Amy,

something we don't do every day.

- We're gonna sit and talk to
the animals.

- I'll sit there and talk to the
animals,

you can just have a walk about

and do your make-up in
the mirrors and that.

- Do you really think like that,
yeah?

[laughing]

- But the way you come across,
like,

"You should be taking me for
nice meals."

- You should be though, Kirk,
listen,

if you want to be with me,

you say you wanna be with
me and do everything for me,

then you should do want I wanna
do.

[phone beeping]

Hi, Amy, great meeting you
today.

Would love to get you in the
studio

to do some test shoots soon.

Maybe we could grab some lunch
too?

- Who's that?

- That photographer
today I told you about.

- Do you know him?

- No, he just literally, he
just took 'em pictures of,

but he was, like, really
flirty with that arm.

- Fucking men.

- [Amy] Excuse me?

- You've met him once and
he's just "Yeah, you know,

"should we take some shots?"

That's what all them
photographers want.

- We're not gonna go--
- Well don't go, yeah--

- I told him about you.

- Well he's a prick then
for asking ain't he?

If you've told him about
me and he just don't--

- Kirk, shush.

- No, but it's not the point.

See, this is, this, stuff
like this gets on my nerves,

it really does.

You know, I'm gonna have a
girlfriend that a load of
people,

are just gonna asking you out
and stuff.

[upbeat music]

- [Narrator] Next time on
"The Only Way Is Essex."

Will Kirk and Amy patch things
up and go wild at the zoo?

Will any of the new men in
Lauren's life measure up to
Mark?

Whose hands will Amy's
modelling career be in?

And what treat will Nanny
Pat be serving up next week?

- Hello, Mark.

- [Mark] Hello, Nan.

- [Narrator] Who knows?

These people are real.

- Oh, shut up.

- [Narrator] Anything could
happen

on "The Only Way Is Essex."

- Beautiful.

♪ Feels like some kind of rush

♪ Yeah, yeah, so good

♪ Wanna show you how, what to do
♪

♪ Can't get enough, so live on

♪ Feels like some kind of rush

♪ Yeah, yeah, so good

♪ Wanna show you how I feel

♪ Can't get enough