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- [Narrator] This programme contains flash cars, big watches

and false boobs.

The tans you see might be fake

but the people are all real,

although some of what they do has been set up purely

for your entertainment.

Previously on "The Only Way is Essex."

- Mark and Sam are up here.

- [Becky] They're doing it to wind you up.

- It's so funny!

- [Amy] Sam, what tingles exactly?

- Her vagina. [giggling]

- Amazing, you got the job.

- I know, really happy.

- I think we should go speed dating.

- Oh shut up Mark.

My name is James, what's your name?

- Lucy.

- I will take you, we'll go like, to the zoo?

[giggling]

That's me, Amy, take it or leave it.

- What Is Lola?

- Do you have management yet or--

- We need management.

- The person I fell in love with

is not the person standing in front of me.

- It's a bad answer.

- Are you single by any chance?

- Dunno.

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby, for you and me now

- [Mark] Oh it's good.

Hmm, oh that's it, right in there.

Just go a bit lower down eh?

Oh that's it, right there.

- This is not a brothel, Mark.

- No, it's not, I'm not suggesting that, Amy.

I've known you for years, you doughnut.

- [Amy] You're so tight Mark.

- Oh, stressful that's why.

D'you know, I kinda feel weird,

about the whole Lauren situation again.

I know she's obviously said,

"I don't wanna be with you no more sometimes"

but she was proper.

- But did she mean that though Mark?

I don't think she does I think you two need

to really sort it out.

- Well that's a question I've asked myself,

I mean normally, she says it and she don't normally mean it

but there was something in her,

there was something in the way she was last night that.

- No.

- Just seemed different and it did cut me up,

when I looked back and see her talking to this, you know.

- Justin Timberlake look-alike.

- Yeah, please don't kill me anymore, Amy.

[laughing]

- All right? - Good to see you again.

- And you? - You all right Lauren,

you all right? - Hi.

- If you could just take a seat for us.

- Yeah okay.

- [Simon] We're just going through a few ideas just

to welcome you on your first day,

so thanks for making it in.

- That's all right.

- [Adam] We spoke in the interview

about this Essex Fashion Week.

- Yeah.

- We wanna really establish up there with New York, London.

We want people from Milton Keynes,

Liverpool all coming to Essex.

- Oh right.

- And that's just where its gonna really lift off, okay?

- [Lauren] Sounds so exciting.

- It's down for you to find out which male models,

are gonna be suitable for this event.

- I wanna make sure that you're looking at everything.

- Right.

- Make sure you're measuring them up,

top to bottom, inside leg, outside leg.

Make sure the tops are off.

- Okay, God.

[laughing]

- Listen, if you need us, give us a shoot on the mobile.

All right? - Okay then.

- [Amy] You want it real firm yeah?

- Yeah, please.

- Okay.

- [Mark] Oh, that's good there, oh.

- Kirk wanted to take me out on a date to the zoo.

What would you, would you take anyone to the zoo Mark?

- Yeah but all people are different I mean,

I'm more of like take to a nice restaurant,

up the west end or get out the drink but he's obviously,

it's in the daytime, the zoo I suppose

and you actually get to speak to each other more,

no one's drunk it's in the light.

- That's what I'm saying.

I said to Kirk, "What the hell do you want

"to take me there for, so we could have a good chat,

"what, walking around seeing animals?"

[laughing]

- I'm sorry but--

- I think its quite a nice gesture from a boy,

normally boys just, a simple, you know,

bit of dinner and that's it but.

- I said why don't we have a bit of a glass of rose?

And he's like, "Oh no you're one of them girls".

I was like, "Hmm".

- [Mark] What just because you had a few glasses of rose?

- [Amy] Yeah that's what I said,

"You know look why don't we have a few glasses of rose,

"nice meal?"

But he said, "No."

And say now taking me to the zoo.

- Are you gonna go?

- How can I talk to him when I'm walking around the zoo,

looking at elephants?

- You're not just gonna be that are you?

You're gonna sit down have a chat,

you've got to stop for lunch at one point.

- What and have a hot dog?

[chuckling]

Thing about me and Kirk, you know at the end of the day,

just want a happy ending and you know,

we'll see what happens between us.

- Hi. - You all right?

- [Lauren] Hello what's your name?

- Jason Miller.

- Hi I'm Lauren.

I'm just gonna take some measurements.

[upbeat music]

Can I do your bicep?

♪ The way she's walkin' in the mirror's ♪

♪ Got me feelin' dream

- That's fine, thank you.

- Here, got you a tea for a change.

- Hmm, about time you're my neighbour.

- [Kirk] How have you been, all right?

- Yeah, you?

- Yeah good, just spoke to Amy the other day.

That's it, we're gonna see how it goes now.

But dunno, she likes all the nice restaurants

and stuff like that but that ain't me

and she aint up for you know cinema you know,

and a cheap restaurant and stuff like that,

she ain't really, really my type.

- No you've gotta be yourself in relationship.

- I wanna do what I want to do not, it sounds selfish,

not what I wanna to do on a date

but what I think is me on a date so--

- Where are you gonna take her?

- Well, I wanna take her to the zoo, you know

going out and that and she didn't find it very happening

and you've got a bit of a look on your face.

- If someone said to me they'd take me

to the zoo on a first date I wouldn't--

- But you're a woman ain't you?

You're a woman.

- Yeah, but still the same Kirk,

no I wouldn't like the zoo.

- Where, I don't know what, that's me--

- Take her to have a drink, in a nice pub.

- It's the walk around to talk to her you know, I'd--

- It's a bit cold, ain't it to walk round a blooming zoo?

- I'll warm her up.

[upbeat music]

- [Sam] Oh I don't know.

Ugh, oh I don't like it.

- Sam, there's none around you, look.

- Oh what, I swear one keeps going down,

my bikini bottoms at the back.

- Babe, get your boobs in see if you can get your,

look bet they'll come round my boobs look.

No they're not, they're not interested in the boobs today.

Fishes, fishies, fishies!

- They're not interested.

[laughing]

- They obviously must be gay, these fishies.

[laughing] - Yeah.

- [Amy] Can't believe I ain't even told you.

Appointment to see the top model agent.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Oh my God, that is amazing. - I know.

I can't lie, I'm a bit nervous but,

I'll do fine I know.

- [Sam] Oh don't worry, you'll be fine.

- I'd love to do a shoot with you though.

- Yeah, that would be good wouldn't it?

- Imagine that like little nice sexy underwear.

- Yeah we should do that. - I think we should do it.

- We can do a posed shoot together,

where you don't see like--

- I know, like push our boobs together.

- Yeah. - Honestly, 100%.

- Yeah, I'd like to meet Amy.

It would be really nice to meet her.

- Okay but what have you been up to?

You all right? - Been a bit down.

- Yeah? - Hmm.

- Why?

Don't need no men in your life you've got me, ain't ya.

- There was a man Kirk, but we've finished now.

- Good that's all I need to know.

Don't want to know no names or anything.

- Oh, I'm not gonna tell you his name

and I'm never seeing him again.

But this guy, it weren't just one month it was a year.

I couldn't tell ya because the way you are.

- You're avail aint you? - I feel--

- You do give me the hump, but like proper give me the hump.

- I wish I could tell you.

- Well he couldn't have been the one,

what you've been with each other for a year, yeah?

Listen, 'cos now he sounds to me like a right prick.

He's been the one for a year, right?

- [Julie] Hmm.

- But now he's gone--

- He's had to go away to work.

- It's work, yeah but listen, if I've found the one,

like the proper one, no matter where my job will take me,

if you been with someone for a year,

you wouldn't just fuck off, would you?

- But you've got to understand I do need someone.

- Yeah, the same as me you find the right person you can,

but there's so many idiots around here.

- But you don't seem as if you want me to be with someone.

- I do, it's the right person.

I know how idiots, geezers can be do you know what I mean?

I work in a nightclub, I see all these geezers

with wedding rings and stuff like.

- Yeah, I understand that, I understand that,

but I just feel sometimes

that you want me to be on my own.

- I don't want you to be on your own,

I want you to be happy you're happy with me.

Yeah, gimme a cuddle.

- Come here. - Come here.

- I love you so much. - I love you too.

- Have you ever heard of, in America,

the porn stars, it's like anal bleaching.

- Ugh, Sam.

- No, they do.

- I'm not gonna have that done.

[laughing]

Sam no way, can you shush.

- I'm not giving you the opportunity to get it done,

giving you advice.

I'm saying how bad it is that imagine doing that,

that's what I'm saying.

- I can't even believe people when they have noo done.

- Pierced, oh yeah, I know.

- [Amy] I'm sorry but that's just not right.

- [Sam] Couple of girls I know have got that.

- It's just not right Sam.

- Hmm, just depends on what kind of person you are.

- [Amy] It's like the nipple piercing.

- Yeah.

- It's just not good.

- Oh one's biting me think.

- We need new songs, we need management,

we need help with booking gigs and stuff,

we need PR, press, we need guidance in a big way.

Whether it's from a label or from management,

agent we need guidance big time.

- And you're always the one to first to criticise me,

and call me a womaniser.

So surely I'm best to stand here and say,

"You know you look good in this,

"you look good at the front, this looks good."

- Well go on then, what do you think?

- [LL] Yeah?

- You know you've just got to get it, perfectionist.

And when there's four girls down in front of me,

I'm pretty good at the so.

- Maybe you could manage us.

[chuckling]

- You can be our chauffeur. - No way, yeah.

- Yeah, all right. [laughing]

[upbeat music]

- So, thinking of having my Mark tattoo removed.

- Why would you want it removed, 'cos you feel stupid?

- I did it for him, because of his insecurities

and without even me thinking.

'Cause you do it when love someone then you don't think.

And I did it for him, but he thinks he's got a hold over me.

But it's merely the fact that he now knows

that I'm not gonna have him control me.

- Well I think, if it makes you feel better

to get the tattoo removed at the moment then get it removed.

Or you just have to meet someone else called Mark.

- Can you imagine?

[laughing]

- But as well as my sister, trying to make up names going,

"I'm going to call it fish market."

[laughing]

- Smart.

- He went, "Like that, you joking?"

- [Sade] You've got the Mark or something, yeah?

- Yeah, but I couldn't obviously,

I'd get it completely removed.

- [Amy] Oh my god!

- [Sam] What?

- Lauren's over there.

- Is she? - Yeah.

- You're joking?

- No, she's over there.

- Did you say anything to her?

- No, since she's walked through from the toilet, I saw her.

[telephone ringing]

- Hello?

Yeah speaking, who's that?

Oh hi Mathew, how are you?

[muffles speaking on phone]

That'd be fantastic, yeah, we'd definitely love to.

Yeah.

- Bye - Bye.

- What did he say, quick tell me.

- [Jessica] We're going for a meeting at Universal Records,

tomorrow at 12.

- [LL] Shut up.

[giggling]

- [Mark] Hmm, shall I give you a lift?

You know 'cos you aint gonna be in the right

frame of mind to drive, you'll be nervous.

I'll drive you there wait for you,

tell me what happened.

- Only if you get a limo love.

- That's not bad yeah, I got how much?

[screaming]

- [Jessica] Shit.

- [LL] Oh my God!

[upbeat music]

- You all right Lauren?

- All right.

- Yeah, we need to talk.

- Yeah, we do.

♪ You need to knock some sense into your people ♪

- I just wanna get out in the air what the problem is.

I understand you had a few to drink the other night

and we didn't sugar hub.

- I just wanna know the truth,

rather than me thinking it's all you.

- I don't know what you thought was going on but like,

you're abusing me and shouting things,

across the dance floor, I think it's not fair for you

to shout at me, shout at Mark all you want.

- Yeah, no it wasn't at just Mark, at you, sorry,

it was literally because I thought,

yeah, just it's my birthday, can you understand how I felt,

I was drunk.

But I just want to know, this is your chance to tell me.

Is Mark trying it on with both of you?

- Well no like, he texts me every now and then

and we just have, like conversations

but it's more of a friendship thing.

And it has been, like we don't go on dates,

I don't go round his house, it's nothing like.

He'll just text me and if we're up Alto or Runaway,

we'll have a little chat and stay together.

- So it's, so that's what I'm saying,

did he kiss you or anything at the other night at Alto?

- Couple weeks ago we was all out

and we had like a little kiss but it wasn't even a snog.

He was like, "Oh, are you coming back to mine?"

And I was like, "No I'm going home, don't be silly."

And I didn't think anything of it.

- This was a couple of weeks ago.

So obviously looking at it now you kissed him up.

- No, he's a friend.

He's a good looking boy, Lauren, you know he is.

And loads of girls fancy him its not all me Lauren, is it?

- My problem isn't with you.

My problems with Mark, I think he's out of order.

Obviously causing this between us, we're girls.

- Yeah.

- And I respect you standing and you know,

talking to me, I respect that.

- Okay we'll leave it at that then, yeah?

- Yeah, that's fine appreciate that.

- That's all right, I'll speak to you soon.

- Okay, bye. - See you later.

- How do you feel?

- I don't trust Sam, she's not one of my mates.

If anything else happens then I will not stand for it

and I will have something to say.

[upbeat music]

- How lucky are we?

I can't believe it.

- [LL] I know, it doesn't seem real.

- Seems to good to be true.

- We would've never have dreamed that they'd want to see us.

- [Jessica] Universal records have got Lady Gaga.

- Oh my God.

[laughing]

- Ne-yo, Pussycat Dolls and Lola.

[laughing]

- Yeah, and Lola yeah.

- I better ring Mark and make sure he's not late.

- Yeah, what time is he coming to pick us up?

- [Jessica] Half 10.

- [LL] Is he not answering?

- No.

- Oh God.

[upbeat music]

- [Adam] Hi Amy, thanks very much for coming in,

grab a seat.

- [Amy] Nice to meet you, you okay?

- [Adam] Yes, very good thank.

- [Amy] Good good, I like the orange.

- Thanks very much.

- Love it. - Thought I'd make an effort.

So you're interested in modelling?

What sort of modelling do you think you would like to do?

- I'd love to do fashion, underwear, bikini, definitely.

I'm not really too, not sure if I want to do the glamour.

- Are your boobs real or fake?

- They are fake.

- [Adam] Okay.

- [Amy] Yeah.

- I mean, what we find is that the clients,

don't want girls with fake boobs to do lingerie.

So you might find this is a problem,

even though you you feel that they sit well.

- Yeah, but like, so you don't gonna get any work,

not a lot of work would you say having.

- My advice I suppose, would be to keep your options open.

- [Amy] Okay.

- And possibly be prepared to work for some

of the men's magazines up to imply topless,

which is a shoot where

you're gonna be covering your nipples

but actually wouldn't have a bra on

and then if you feel that's something

that you'd be comfortable with,

I would certainly recommend that.

Because I think you've got a good figure you've got curves,

which is what that industry is about.

Pretty face, good lips you know nice smile.

- Hmm.

- Have you got a boyfriend?

- No.

- So you've got no--

- I'm sort of seeing someone called Kirk

but if he said to me, "Don't do glamour,"

then I would do it I wouldn't listen to a boyfriend anyway.

[upbeat music]

- [LL] Where is he?

- Where is he?

- Fucks sake.

- Where's he coming from?

♪ I get tired and upset

♪ And I'm trying to care a little less ♪

- Just ringing and ringing, no answer.

What is he doing?

♪ I was taught to dodge those issues ♪

- [LL] We should have maybe have just got the train.

♪ Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father ♪

♪ Run for your children

♪ For your sisters and your brothers ♪

♪ Leave all your loving, your loving behind ♪

♪ You can't carry it with you

♪ If you want to survive

♪ The dog days are over

♪ The dog days

- Gorgeous face, really nice eyes.

- Hm.

♪ Can you hear the horses

- I wouldn't mind but we're only round the corner.

- I know.

- [Jessica] Oh there he is.

- Oh, for gods sake.

Come on.

- What are you shaking you head for?

- Why do you bother offering to take us?

We could've got a cab.

- [Mark] It's not even late.

- [Jessica] It's the most important day of my life

and you are late.

- [Mark] Oh, get in the car stop moaning.

- Ugh.

Where've you been anyway?

- [Mark] Jess, stop moaning you're not even late.

I've been getting ready.

- [Jessica] For gods sakes.

- Gorgeous, this is really nice.

The body, here's really nice, you've got great body.

- Think so?

- Really, really nice shape.

- [Photographer] I think we should,

maybe we should book her a photo shoot.

- [Adam] That sounds good.

- Get her portfolio rolling. - Yeah.

- [Amy] I'd love to.

- I think you're gonna be super famous,

I think you're gonna be amazing.

- Think you.

[muffled speaking]

- [Photographer] Do you want to be famous?

- I'd love to be famous but we'll see.

We'll see at the end of the day.

- Cool, well I think I should get your number,

definitely and-- - Definitely,

what are you gonna take me out after

or you just want it for--

- Well we'll see what happens.

[giggling]

[car whooshing]

[upbeat music]

- Fingers crossed and be confident, yeah?

[traffic whooshing]

[upbeat music]

- Hello! - Hello.

- Hello. - Hello.

- [Amba] Oh, I'm so nervous.

- Oh my God.

- [Linzi] Are you all right?

- [LL] Not late are we?

- It's gonna be so great. - Don't be scared.

- [Linzi] I hope they say, "Right girls,

"we're gonna sign you and we're doing a video next week

"and it's gonna be to this song and it's gonna be a hit."

- [Linzi] Oh fabulous.

[chuckling]

- Hello?

- Hello, babe.

- Hello honey, are you okay?

- Yeah, good thanks, you?

- Yeah, fine thank you, honey.

- Yeah, what are you up to?

- I just went to modelling agency,

just to talk about what work I wanna do.

They said that it's all about glam modelling

and then I hope there's gonna be like,

a nice underwear shoot, bikini shoot so.

- No, the more clothes the better, to be honest though,

you know. - But, but, but, but.

- Couple of roll neck jumpers.

- But Kirk, they did say that I could do implied modelling,

which means that I can hold my boobs.

- Yeah, I'll hold 'em, that's all you need, is me.

- Ah, that's so random.

[giggling]

- Yeah, who are you up there with, do you need a lift?

- Oh definitely, is that okay?

- Yeah yeah no problem, I'll go out, I'll leave in a bit.

[knocking]

- Hello Mark.

- [Mark] Hello Nan.

- I've brought you some bread pudding.

- You're gonna make me fat, with all these treats.

[laughing]

How are you doing?

- [Nanny Pat] All right, lovely.

- [Mark] I'll dish some of that, Nan or what?

- Yeah, if you want some.

- Starving I am.

- What's the champagne for?

- Jess has got some news but--

- What news is there?

- Something to do with her band,

they've gone to see Universal,

I dropped 'em there yesterday.

- What is Universal?

- It's like a massive, massive record label,

like has some of the biggest artists in the world.

- Yeah.

- Obviously Jess, still wanting to be the next Girls Aloud

or do you know the next Saturdays,

they need to have this sort of lucky break

'cause these are the sort of companies

that will take 'em to that level.

- Oh, it'll be the making of her won't it, I mean.

- Cor, yeah hopefully, touch wood.

- Yeah, you know if it does take off,

I shall be her number one fan anyhow.

- You'll be front row every week won't you?

- Oh definitely, yeah, I'll be sitting in the front there,

doing all the old.

[laughing]

- I had an idea of a song that I thought might suit you guys

and I just wanted to kind of play it to you

and see--

- [Jessica] Oh good yeah great.

- What you thought of it.

- [Jessica] Okay.

[upbeat music]

- [Mathew] It's kind of like what you've got,

but just a bit more rounded.

- Yeah, no, I agree I love it I think it's wicked.

- [Mathew] You like it, yeah?

- Yeah. - Okay, I can imagine

with us singing it,

maybe a little more attitude

in the singing as well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Okay that really hooky productions wicked.

- Yeah the production was wicked.

- [Mathew] Yeah you're dancing in the club.

- Definitely. - Oh God, yeah,

that is such a club tune,

I think. - I mean, it's got that fun

and it's that kind of vibe, what do you guys think

about going into the studio and recording that song?

[gasping]

- Oh my God, that would be amazing.

- My heart is beating.

[laughing]

- He just looked at me and just said, like,

what I'd be good at, but he's really into the glamour.

- Mate, you shouldn't do that, honestly.

And not just for me 'cause, to be honest,

I don't want you doing the glamour modelling.

- Yeah, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't listen to you anyway.

- You wouldn't?

- No.

- No?

Ah, Amy, geezers are gonna know what you look like.

- Are you getting jealous?

- I am getting jealous, yeah.

All right, it's a good thing, it's a good career

but you want people just to have your pictures,

just 'cause you've got your bangers out.

- She on the way though is she?

- I hope so, waiting about an hour.

That's gone like a cup of tea.

[laughing]

And I've had about 14 slices of this.

Here she is.

- [Jessica] Hello.

Alright, Nan, you all right? - Hello, Jess.

- She's smiling, she's smiling,

talk to us. - All right, darling?

- All right? - Yeah, lovely, you?

[smooch smacks]

- You all right? - What happened?

- Well.

- Don't do no Simon Cowell on me.

- I shall be deadly serious,

it's not anything that you think it's gonna be.

Or I could be lying and it went amazingly well.

- [Nanny Pat] Oh great, oh good, oh!

- [Jessica] You're not gonna believe what happened, Mark.

- What? - Right?

We got in there and he started telling us about,

like, how we are, what we're doing,

you know, how good we are.

And all of a sudden he went, "I've got some news for you."

And we were like, all looked at each other like, "What?"

He wants us to, he's given us a song

and we're gonna record it in the Universal Studios with him,

they're gonna record us singing their song.

- That Universal Studios?

- That Universal Studios.

And then he's gonna put in touch, us in touch

with, like, a casting agency who do our photo shoot

and everything else.

- Oh good, oh I'm so glad.

- She's gonna cry again.

- Oh, Nan, don't you cry, set me off.

- Oh that's good, oh.

[cheering]

Congratulations, Jess.

- [Jessica] To the future.

- Yeah, oh I'm so pleased anyhow for you, Jess.

I'm glad you've got on anyhow.

- Nan, you don't even know what Universal is.

[laughing]

Bless her.

- Is signed to them, Lady Gaga, Ne-Yo, Pussycat Dolls.

- Do you know any of them people she just mentioned,

Mariah Carey? - Yeah.

- [Jessica] Do you know, I'll ask.

So big people basically. - Yeah, Lady Gaga.

- [Jessica] Yeah?

- With her different things.

[laughing]

- Anyway, to Lola.

- Yeah, Lola. - Yeah.

♪ Oh, watching me

- So, are we still on for this date?

- Hm, yes okay.

- What d'you mean "Hm"?

You don't even sound interested in it anymore,

you really don't. - Babes,

are we definitely going to the zoo?

- I thought that was a nice thing but it's--

- Okay, that's fine then.

Babes, that's fine, we'll go to the zoo.

We'll talk about elephants and lions and giraffes.

- I'll throw you in with the lions, I will.

- I'll throw you in with the elephants.

- I am looking forward to it but the way you say it,

when I ask you, you don't seem--

- Because I can take the piss out of you,

I don't mean it but I don't think you should be taking me

to the zoo.

I think you should take me out to a nice dinner.

- Well I thought it's just something different, Amy,

something we don't do every day.

- We're gonna sit and talk to the animals.

- I'll sit there and talk to the animals,

you can just have a walk about

and do your make-up in the mirrors and that.

- Do you really think like that, yeah?

[laughing]

- But the way you come across, like,

"You should be taking me for nice meals."

- You should be though, Kirk, listen,

if you want to be with me,

you say you wanna be with me and do everything for me,

then you should do want I wanna do.

[phone beeping]

Hi, Amy, great meeting you today.

Would love to get you in the studio

to do some test shoots soon.

Maybe we could grab some lunch too?

- Who's that?

- That photographer today I told you about.

- Do you know him?

- No, he just literally, he just took 'em pictures of,

but he was, like, really flirty with that arm.

- Fucking men.

- [Amy] Excuse me?

- You've met him once and he's just "Yeah, you know,

"should we take some shots?"

That's what all them photographers want.

- We're not gonna go-- - Well don't go, yeah--

- I told him about you.

- Well he's a prick then for asking ain't he?

If you've told him about me and he just don't--

- Kirk, shush.

- No, but it's not the point.

See, this is, this, stuff like this gets on my nerves,

it really does.

You know, I'm gonna have a girlfriend that a load of people,

are just gonna asking you out and stuff.

[upbeat music]

- [Narrator] Next time on "The Only Way Is Essex."

Will Kirk and Amy patch things up and go wild at the zoo?

Will any of the new men in Lauren's life measure up to Mark?

Whose hands will Amy's modelling career be in?

And what treat will Nanny Pat be serving up next week?

- Hello, Mark.

- [Mark] Hello, Nan.

- [Narrator] Who knows?

These people are real.

- Oh, shut up.

- [Narrator] Anything could happen

on "The Only Way Is Essex."

- Beautiful.

♪ Feels like some kind of rush

♪ Yeah, yeah, so good

♪ Wanna show you how, what to do ♪

♪ Can't get enough, so live on

♪ Feels like some kind of rush

♪ Yeah, yeah, so good

♪ Wanna show you how I feel

♪ Can't get enough