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- [Narrator] This programme
contains flash cars,

big watches, and false boobs.

The tans you see might be fake

but the people are all real.

Although, some of what
they do has been set up

purely for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way is
Essex:

- What's a vajazzle?

- I've got nothing against
Lauren but

your relationship is a joke.

- Can we just get this straight?

I'm not showing Mark my
vajazzle.

- Its so funny! Fucking mugs,
both of you!

- You're all right, Lauren?

- The name is Amy. To be honest,

it looks a little bit like her.

- How are you, darling?

- Of course he said his wife is
all right,

you've got fake boobs
and you look really nice.

- If you don't ever want
to be with me again,

walk away right now.

[upbeat music]

♪ The only way is up, baby

♪ For you and me now

- Oh no.

- [Woman] Oh my god honey,
that's so nice.

- Oh my gods.

- [Mark] What is she doing?

- In underwear? Are you serious?

- She looks fucking 19 stone,
the div.

- Mark, don't be nasty.

- Why would you even bother
though?

- [Old Woman] You've been with
her for a while, haven't you?

- [Mark] If I was to get back
with her

I was thinking about making it
proper

and proposing to her,

so it's not just a relationship.

- [Old Woman] What do you
really want though, Mark?

- Its so funny! Fucking mugs,
both of you!

[Lauren inhaling]
[laughing]

- [James] You all right, Lauren?

- [Jessica] Oh no, can't
actually watch.

- [James] Oh shit, that makes me
look

like a horrible person.

[dramatic music]

[sniffling]

- I don't know how I could
physically...

Even if he said to me,

right, "Let's be together."

But how can I?
I'll never be happy.

- Then you've got to move on
Lauren.

[dramatic music]

- Apparently she's been saying
"I've not spoke to Mark"

"I don't want to call him
anymore, I'm moving on."

She reckon she ain't
messaged me or anything

since Sugar Hut.

- Yeah? Has she messaged you
then?

- What do you think? Its Mark
Wright, Arg.

- Well, look at this text.

- "I love you, I'm hurting so
much."

- What did you say back?

You didn't say nothing back?

- I just said "I know babe".

- "I know babe"?

- She can't let go, so.

- Neither can you!

- True, true, I'll back you up
on that.

- What do you reckon of this
motor anyway?

- I like it.

- Is it good enough for me,
shades on,

pulling round the King William?

Birds outside.
[laughing]

Question I'm asking, is it a
bird magnet?

- I think so, I think it is.

- Saying that, I sound
like an arrogant bastard.

I could probably be in a Skoda

and still nick birds, couldn't
I?

- [Realtor] Okay, so this is the
lounge.

- Very nice!

- Your dining room in here as
well.

- Love it!

- It's 1800 pounds a month.

- Oh, wow.

- There's a lot of faces in
here,

you've got a lot of
footballers living next door.

Loads of sports personalities
around here.

So, I'm sure you'd fit in all
right.

- Yeah. [laughs]

I could see you having a
few parties in here then.

- I love it so much, Lauren.
- Yeah, it's really nice.

- Okay, well then I'll leave
you to have a look around.

And give me a shout if you need
me.

- Thank you!

Oh Lauren, I love it so much!

- And I, its just too expensive.

- I know.

- It really is a lot.

- I haven't seen no other flats
like this.

I think it's so pretty.
- I know.

- Do you know what, it's so
much better than Mark's flat.

- Really? Have you spoke to
him since the other night?

- I don't even want to
speak to Mark anymore.

- Really?
- No, I really don't.

- Promise?

- Promise, I can't be bothered
with it.

I'll be friends with
him but its just so...

It's like a fresh start now.

You know, I really ruined
myself the other night.

That's not me.

I can't be with someone who
makes me

that person that I don't like.

- You'll be fine, and then
you'll just see what happens.

- Yeah, and hopefully a new man.

- Oh gods.

- Yeah, can you imagine?

- So did you have a good
night the other night?

- Hm.

- [Laughing] She can't talk, can
she?

- It's a bit difficult.

- Why don't you start writing,
Sam?

[Sam mumbling]

Sorry, say that again?

- Could you write in down please
Sam.

[giggling]

What's that, Sam?

I didn't quite get that.

- Oh, she's going to write
something.

- [Harry] Oh the pens out, the
pens out.

- The pens out.

Look at the aggression of the
pen.

- [dentist laughing]

- [laughing]

- [Harry] Would you like
your teeth whitened?

- Yeah, I'm gonna see how Sam's
goes

and I'll have mine done after.

And hopefully, like, if I
do get a bit of modelling..

- You'd be a good model.

- Think so?

- Course you would.

- [Amy] Sam write something.

Oh it tingles?

Sam, what tingles exactly?

- Her vagina.

[Amy laughing]

- I really like this flat.

I really can see myself living
here.

- Its absolutely stunning,
I love it so much.

Its just so hot.

- Are you talking about the
flat or the estate agent?

- The flat! No I love it, I
really do.

- I've got an interview later,
haven't I.

- Oh of course you have!

What's it for again?

- Its like, Events on Essex
Fashion Week.

- Oh, that'd be so good!

- I know, so I'm working
with two twins, so.

- Oh really?

- Two guys.

I'm so nervous about it
though. Really nervous.

- Really?

- Its really weird, and
I'm in limbo obviously.

Cause where I, everything is
gone now,

I've moved out of that flat.

I'm not working at the minute.

So everything's about to start
again.

- Like you've gone
through that big divorce.

- I know, but obviously if I get
the job,

we can afford this flat.

- Yeah, no, definitely.

- So job first, then flat,

then I'll be back to old me
again.

- [Lauren] Hi!

- Hi, my name's Adam.

- Nice to meet you. Lauren.

- Simon.

- Nice to meet you!

- [Adam] Take a seat,
don't be too nervous.

- I am!

- Um, have you heard
of London Fashion Week?

Have you ever attended?

- London, yeah.

I've never heard of Essex
Fashion Week.

- This is what we wanna try to
do.

- [Lauren] Right, okay.

- We want it to be something
that we're gonna start

and hopefully we'll continue
every year.

- [Simon] Yeah.

- Yeah, okay, sounds
interesting.

- [Simon] Yeah, and we are
looking for a personal
assistant.

Someone who can organise the
events

and kind of be there for
our peace of mind as well.

So, just to start off,
just to break some ice,

if we were able to
provide you a magic lamp

with three wishes, which
three wishes would they be?

- They would be, at the moment,

I'm really looking for a new
career,

that would be one.

Sort of be happy in what
I'm doing, and everything.

Get a new flat, get a new car,

then obviously, when I'm ready,

settle down and get married.
[laughs]

- Good, awesome.

I've got a stapler, it's blue,
one of my favourite colours.

- Yeah.

- I want you to sell me this
stapler.

- Okay, right.

- There's no right or wrong
answer.

Obviously you've been put on
the spot, so no right or wrong.

- Okay, Wow! [laughing]

You want this, don't you?

Okay, a stapler, everyone needs
a stapler.

Obviously, you work with paper
everyday.

It's a great colour.

I think blue it's really
cool, like a very nice colour.

It can go for girls and boys,

so it's, you know, universal.

So yeah, but I think it's a
great price.

- Can you give me a discount?

- Um yeah definitely, if
you can buy more than one,

then definitely we can come
to some compromise in price.

- Excellent. I think you
did really well there.

- [laughing] Hope so!

- That was good, that was really
good.

- Can I see in the mirror
please?

- Of course you can Sam, hang on
a sec.

There you go, have a look.

- [Amy] How good do they look
babe?

- Oh god they're really white
aren't they?

- [Harry] Aw they look so nice
Sam.

- They do look really good
actually.

They feel a bit sensitive.

- You are looking hot!

- Do I?

- You look like, someone like
Melinda Messenger's teeth.

- Do I?

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- Honey, smile. [laughing]

- [Harry] Beautiful.

- You know I've been thinking
for the last couple days

I see something advertised,

I think you should go speed
dating.

- Shut up Mark, I ain't
going speed dating.

- [Mark] Why not?

- You've got no chance.

- Why not? Everyone in
there is single girls.

- I'm not going speed dating.

I don't need to go speed
dating to nick a bird Mark.

- Ooh. I probably know all
the birds there anyway.

- Yeah, you've probably
been through them all.

- Nah. [laughing] There must
be one there I don't know,

and I'll join in with you.

- What if Sam and Lauren
are gonna be there?

- I'll tell ya, if Lauren's
there,

I'll walk in, I'll drag her by
her hair

and throw her right back out the
door.

[laughing]

- Mark and I are hosting
a speed dating night.

- Do we get little name tags?

- Yeah, name tags, you'll
get to know people.

But it might, even if
things between you and Amy

don't materialise,

you might end up meeting
someone that you like.

- Yeah, but I still don't wanna
see her

chatting up a geezer.

- Listen, it takes one to know
one.

You're the biggest flirt I've
ever met.

- Yeah I know, but --
[laughing] I'm sorry.

- I'd love it if you could come.

- Well I'm gonna come to chat
up a few girls, you know,

but I don't wanna watch
her chat up a few geezers.

I saw her, but that's so selfish
innit?

No no, I mean she can do it,

but I don't wanna watch it.

- You just want that geezer
to be you and no one else?

- Yeah.

- Come, let's practise mate,
let's practise chat up lines.

You must have seen some.

- I ain't got no chat up lines,

you give me one.

- I don't tend to need
them to be honest but,

like I'm about to sound like an
idiot but,

you know you must have,

be able to have one.

- I haven't got a chat up line,

I've never used a chat up line
in my life.

- Come on then, practise on me,

I'm a girl.

Sit down, pretend I'm her,

what are you gonna say?

- Um, dunno just, you
alright? What's your name?

- Susie.

- Alright Susie, my name's
James,

um, I dunno, I just ask her
questions --

- Stop, stop.

If you say that, I promise you
now,

she'll get up quicker tan you
can fart,

she walks right outta the shop.

And she'll not be coming back.
[laughing]

I'll tell you what, since
you keep being a pussy,

just do it, I'm gonna time you.

I'm gonna put you on the spot
now.

Ready?
- Um....

- Is that how you're
gonna start? Um, yeah?

- Lemme just relax.

[sighing]

- So far she's looking at you
thinking,

"this geezer must be dumb or
something."

- I dunno Mark, I dunno what to
say.

I just chat to them, my name's
Arg,

I sing at New Bar. [laughing]

And that's it.

- Alright, okay, I'm Susie from
Chigwell,

so tell me a bit about yourself.

You've got about a minute left
now.

The best looking bird is about
to skip

onto a good looking fella,
and you've lost her.

Because all you've said is
um, um, um, and laughed.

- Um, you alright Susie?

Mark, I dunno what to say.

- Yo know what, if that rings

and you ain't said nothing to
excite me --

- I've never done speed dating
--

- I'm sitting back done there,
you're doing it on your own.

- I've never done speed dating
before,

I dunno how this works.

- You know just, picture
you chatting up a girl.

You know, I'm Arg, you look
nice,

you've got lovely eyes. Be
confident.

Talk to me.

- What's the name first?

- You know what, you're a
complete plum.

I'm ringing it, I'm sitting
down.

[timer ringing]

- There you go.

- Amazing, you got the job?

- I know, I'm really
happy, I'm so excited.

That little step has made
me feel like me again,

do you know what I mean?

I feel like, independent,
I've got my independence back.

- Get back the old you.

- Exactly.

I just wanna move on now with
everything.

- You know what, I heard
about the other day,

there's a speed dating event.

- Oh, don't.

- I know, I know but, c'mon,

it could be a laugh.

If could be funny.

You don't know who
you're gonna meet either.

It could be a laugh.

- Oh I know, it's a bit soon for
me.

I don't know.

- Yeah.

- We could go as spies.

Who's there? Imagine if
Mark was there, haha!

[laughing drowns out talking]

- Alright Mark.

- What's happened mate?

- What's all this, moving out?

- I dunno what to wear tonight.

- I think you've gotta stand
out,

I think you gotta walk in
there straight away, bang.

We've gotta Essex you up as
well.

I.e. bright pink.

So, bright pink, what else you
got?

That looks like you're going
skiing,

so we'll keep that one out.

[laughing]

I reckon this polo shirt,
'cause it's casual but,

it's also a nice colour,
brings out your tan,

you going for a bed later?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, perfect.

Show me your chest.

- Uh, no.

- I can see hairs come
popping through the top.

- Hang back, well I'll do
the polo top button up.

Alright I'll do it later,
I'm not doing it now.

- Take that then, put it in your
pocket,

because you'll end up
forgetting and going there

looking like a gorilla.

What you doing about
eyebrows and all that?

I got a plucker down there if
you want it.

- Don't need to pluck my
eyebrows Mark.

- Nah?
- Nah.

- I think that you should,
they look like slugs.

- Shut up, you're the
one with the unibrow.

[laughing]

- Ain't got a unibrow, you knob.

Pair of converse, you're going
in there,

I'm Mister Argent, I don't care,

I'm Mister Essex, see me.

- I really looking forward to
tonight,

I'm pretty nervous really.

- I think it's just gonna be
really funny.

I'm looking forward to it.

- It's gonna be hilarious.

- I know, isn't it?

- Who's going?

I've heard that Kirk's going.

How awkward.

- What you gonna talk about?

Like, have youse had a
row? Or, youse alright?

- No, it's speed dating,

you've gotta talk about
yourself ain't you.

- Yeah, they just go --
- Hi, I'm Amy,

I'm Amy, do you know me?

- Yeah like, if we go
there and we know people,

everyone's gonna know
everything about us anyway.

- What do you do? I'm a doctor.

Should we talk, no, that's a
good one,

a politician. So what's going,

no, you work for the Lord of
Parliament.

- Lord of Parliament, I
don't think that's gonna be

very believable I'm sorry,

I'm in a mini-dress.

Long blonde hair.

- You never know, don't
judge a book by its cover.

I work for Tony Blair.

- He's not --

- He's not Prime Minister is he?

- He's not Prime Minister
anymore.

- I work for,

- Don't worry.
- George Bush is another one.

- America, it's not him anymore
either,

it's Obama isn't it.

- Oh, course it is, look at you!

You can get away with it,
working for Parliament tonight.

- Yeah maybe. I do tend to
watch the news in my mornings.

- Do you?

- Do you know like, when
you're just having breakfast,

and it's on in the background,
and I think

just passing, I don't
actually listen but --

- You know what though,
it's so clever I think,

to watch the news.

- It does probably help.

Especially when we're
trying to change our jobs,

and be like politicians.

- Yes. Politicians. [laughing]

Yes, all the way.

[upbeat music]

- Piss off.

- You're missing one hair, do
you want it?

- Nah, bollocks.

- Do you wanna go there with one
hair

different eyebrows to another?

- Alright, I'll just do it
myself.

- You ain't gonna see
just the one little --

- I'll do it myself Mark!

Ah, fuck off.

[laughing]

I swear to god.

- What are you scared about?

- Right, I ain't doing it again.

[upbeat music]

♪ Face cream

♪ Keeps you young

- That's it.

- You sure?

- Now you look like a
bird magnet son, look.

- Don't feel like one.

- Liven up. [slapping]

Get ready with your first set of
drinks.

[laughing]

- What about if Lauren's there?

- Oh god, don't even start me on
that.

The thing like, that just,

just really really annoys me,

it just the fact that the
other night she was going mad,

and like, effing and
blinding and to be honest,

I haven't even really
said or done anything

which I shouldn't have done.

Just having a drink at the
bar with Argent as well,

it's not like it were a double
date.

Do you know what I, I mean a
date.

- But at the end of the
day, I think she knows

she's made herself off.

- Yeah, definitely.

- She knows that, so.

- She does but, guarantee
she won't say anything,

or she won't even apologise.

So like, do you know what I
mean?

- It's out of order.

[upbeat rock music]

♪ I found out, you're going out
with him ♪

♪ Going out with, going out with
♪

♪ You will not believe the state
I'm in ♪

♪ Going out with, yeah
she's going out with ♪

♪ I can tell I'm just no good
for you ♪

♪ Oh, I can tell I'm
just no good for you ♪

[gentle synth music]

[upbeat synth music]

- You alright pet?

[upbeat synth music]

- Hello.

[upbeat synth music]

- You alright Lauren?

Aw, there she goes.

Silent treatment for 24 hours.

[muffled group chatting]

- [Mark] Can't believe she's
here.

Aw, she's already giving me a
dirty look.

- What, dirty look?

- She's given me a dirty look.

- I wanna know if she's
come here for a drink,

or if she's come here to speed
date.

Well you ain't come here
to speed date, have ya so?

- I know, but she's a single
girl.

Tryna move on, so let her do it.

But I will be walking out,
I don't wanna watch it.

- You ain't let her move on,
Mark.

- [Mark] Huh?

- You ain't gonna let her move
on.

- We'll see.

- Standard, taking the absolute
piss out of me once again.

- Lauren, how am I taking
the piss outta you?

- Fuck off.

- Seriously.

- So much worse now, trust me.

- Just 'cause I'm talking to a
female.

- No it's not, you're just
taking the absolute fucking
piss.

- [Mark] How?
- 'Cause you are.

- What have I said wrong?

- 'Cause you are, it's just so
annoying.

Why you standing here for? You
are.

- Have I taken the piss out of
her once?

- Yeah, once.

- Absolute fucking piss, get a
life.

- I haven't taken the
piss out of you once.

- Lauren, Lauren, he ain't
take the piss out of you once,

I promise ya.

- A loser, why are you here?

- So why are you here?
- Why are you here?

- [Mark] I'm not speed dating --

- I'm going for a drink with my
mates.

- [Mark] Are you speed dating?

- Might do, dunno.

- Think someone's desperate.
[laughing]

- Not as desperate as you,
clearly.

- [Mark] I'm not speed
dating, and you are --

- Clearly.
- [Arg] That's desperate.

- All my life, it's one big
embarrassment.

- No.

- Yeah, I'm a bit like,
like a bit ditzy sometimes.

- Love Essex girls,
that's what Essex girls

are all about though.

- Yeah, that's what I'm
saying, you like our accent?

- I love everything,

you're so glamorous,
you know how to dress,

- [Amy] Yeah.

- You're down to Earth, with
your fake tan

and hair extensions, I love it
all me.

- [Amy] It's all natural.

- I love it all, me.

- I am natural.

- [Mikey] Naturale.

- I've got, this hair.

- [Kirk] Amy, you gonna be good?

- Shut up.

- You best behave yourself,
I'm being serious.

- [Woman] Now now, children.

- It's speed dating, so shush.

- I'm being serious though.

- [Amy] So, um,

- What that your ex or
something?

- Yeah.

- [Mikey] Is he getting upset or
what?

- He's getting a bit jel.

But listen, this is me
and your conversation,

not me and Kirk's conversation.

But you are lovely, you are,

I get on really well with you.

- Well, you're stunning babes.

- Really?

- And you're really nice,
down to Earth, genuine.

- I'm normal, like people
look at me and think

"oh, fucking look at her".

But I'm so normal, and down to
Earth.

I've got a good mum and
dad, it's all I want.

- Yeah.

[single loud whistle]

- Alright guys, can you
mark your score sheets

and move onto the next person.

[kissing]

- You're gorgeous.

- [Mikey] See you later babes.

- Quick, pretend I'm a sort.

- My name's James, what's your
name?

- Uh, Lucy.

- [Arg] You alright Lucy?

- [Mark] Where you from?

- I'm from Woodford Green, where
you from?

- I'm from Brentwood.

Listen, what'd you do for a
living?

- What do I do as a living?

I'm a professional singer,

I'm a nightclub promoter as
well.

- Save it, I like it. It's good.

I'm gonna leave you to it,
she's gonna be coming over.

- Mark, don't.

- Alright?

- Alright.

- What you doing?

You look really nice.

You do.

Talk to me.

How rude are you!

- Why you shouting over, from
there

saying "what you doing?"

- You're getting a bit too
flirty.

- Shut up, what and you're not?

- Flirted once.

Honestly I really don't
like being horrible to you,

and I don't wanna argue,

I wanna take you out and like,
serious.

Yeah?

- Alright?

- [Woman] Yeah, you?

- Yeah, nice to meet ya.

- [Woman] Lovely to meet you to.

What's your name?

- My name's James, what's yours?

- Chantelle, nice to meet you.

- Sorry, what's your name?

- Chantelle.

- Chantelle, nice to
meet you. You alright?

- Hello James, I'm
alright. Are you alright?

- Yeah, I've never done this
before,

I'm gonna be honest with you.

- No me neither, it's fine.
[laughing]

- Bit nervous, I don't really
know what to say to be honest.

- Why have you got a tan, been
on holiday?

- I just come back from
Marbella.

- Aw, did you? I love it there.

- Yeah, I was out there for a
few months,

I was singing in different bars
and --

- You were singing?

- Yeah.
- You sing?

- Yeah, it's what I do for a
living.

- Sing to me.

- [laughing] I'm not singing
now.

- [Chantelle] Why?

- But yeah, that's what I did
out there,

but it was alright, I enjoyed
it,

and I come back now.

- So, are you gonna go
back there next year?

- Might do, I'm not too sure.

- That's cool.

- I've got some bad
memories from Marbella, so.

- Really? Why, like what?

- Well, I dunno, me and my bird
sort of broke up out there.

So, I had to come home early,
and she stayed out there.

- That why you're speed dating?

- That's why I'm speed
dating, yeah. [laughing]

- Where you gonna take me?

To your house, for a sleepover?

- I wanna, wanna ask you to take
you out,

but it feels cheesy saying it.

I wanna take you, we go like to
the zoo,

- To the zoo? What the fuck?

[laughing]

- That's me Amy, take it or
leave it.

- Why you take me to the zoo
for?

- To have a nice day.

We get to walk around
and talk to each other.

We ain't sat down and spoke --

- What, and look at
bloody whatever, animals?

- [Kirk] The way you say it,

it sounds embarrassing, it
really does.

- Hold my hands.

If you are determined
to do this, I'll do it.

- Yeah?

- Are you or not? 'Cause
you better tell me now,

you can't bum me off.

- Now right, this is it.

This is where we see
what's going on, yeah?

- [Amy] Yeah.

- What you've got to understand,

if I get with you, I want you

and no one else.

- Okay.
- Yeah?

You are so pretty though.

You honestly are.

- [laughing] What about
you, what do you do?

- At the moment, I work at a
gym.

But I wanna do glamour modelling
but,

I'm gonna have a boob job.

I'm getting liposuction as well.

- Fuck, you don't need that do
you?

- Basically, what they're
taking all the fat out

my legs, which just grows,

and put it in my boobs.

- Shut up.

- No, but it's a natural one.

- Why you doing that?

- That's what everyone says but,

that's what I wanna do.

[single loud whistling]

- [Man] Lauren.

- Hm?

- Come and say hello.

- I've said hello.

- Come and say hello.

- Why?

- Lauren, it's a female, who
cares?

- It's not about that, it's what
I've said

you take the absolute piss once
again.

- Why you talking across the
room?

- It's fake, you're just so
fake.

- Why you talking across the
room,

come here.
- It makes me laugh.

- If you don't come here,
I'm gonna want to walk away.

- Yeah?

- Why do I take the piss?

Because I was talking
to a girl who I know?

- I don't care about her,

I don't care about you.

- So what you doing here?
- Nothing.

- You don't know what
you're talking about,

you don't care about
me, nothing like that,

so, what?
- Nothing.

- So, chuck down the
middle, see you later?

- I --
- I know we're not together.

how about you were saying about
literally,

you're going off now, you're
independent.

I'm independent, say it again.

- Well I am independent --
- Say it right now.

- I've been independent for how
long?

- Say it right now, do you want
it?

- Yes.

- [Mark] Yeah?
- Yep.

- [Mark] Okay, cool.
- Okay.

You just act so different,

that the person I fell in love
with

is not the person I met, the
person standing in front of me.

- Right now, you wanna move on,

and you wanna get away from
here.

- Right now, yeah.

But I don't know, in a couple
months time.

- In a couple of months,

do you really think I'm gonna be
here?

- Yeah.
- Do you think?

That I'm gonna be here?

- Yeah.
- Okay, we'll see.

- Because I know you'll realise.

- We'll see. Realise what?

- What you've lost.

- But I've lost you
like, three months ago.

- Okay yeah but, you've not
lost me because I'm still,

I don't speak to anyone else,

I've never been on a
date, I haven't moved on.

- So you're gonna go on a date
now then?

- Well, I'm gonna start moving
on.

I've never done.

- Okay.

Does that mean I can go on dates
now?

- Do what you want.

- So --

- Yeah, but you've done the
damage --

- Answer that question --
- I've never done the damage.

- [Mark] Answer that
question one more time.

- Yeah.
- Yes or no?

- But that's up to you.

It's up to you, let me
say something right,

let me say this is how it is.

We broke up, right, stopped
seeing you.

I didn't go on a date or
anything,

because I still cared about you.

I've got more respect,

but I can't tell you what to do.

You know what I mean? That's up
to you.

If you don't care about
me anymore, move on.

- That's a bad answer.

See you later.

♪ Little girl goes school

- Oh god, I'd have
rather have killed myself

than marry that boy, I'll tell
ya.

- Girls, would you like a drink?

- Nah, I'm alright thanks.

- No?
- Uh, yes please!

[laughing]

- What would you like?
- Can I have white wine?

- Sure, are you single by any
chance?

- I've just come out of
a long term relationship.

- Oh really? Did it end sour?

- Um, kind of.

No it's alright, we're still
friends.

- Just that you're still
friends.

- Yeah.

- So there's no chance
of him asking you out?

- Uh, no. [laughing]

- I'm very straight-forward,
honestly.

- Yeah, you are.

[upbeat acoustic music]

- [Narrator] Next time,
on The Only Way Is Essex

Will Kirk and Amy stay
loved up? [synth flaring]

Can James ever get to pull an
Essex bird? [synth flaring]

What happens when Amy
and Sam get wet and wild?

Who knows? They're real people,

and anything can happen
on The Only Way Is Essex.

[louder upbeat synth music]

♪ You make me wanna

♪ You make me wanna

♪ You

♪ You

♪ I feel alive

♪ I feel alive

♪ You

♪ You