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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,560 big watches and false boobs. 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,640 The tans you see might be fake but the people are all real 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,320 although some of what they do has been 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:13,160 set up purely for your entertainment. 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:16,040 [energetic music] 6 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:35,880 [rock music] 7 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:43,880 - Come on let's go. 8 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,160 - There were birds everywhere. 9 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,360 You know when you look around and you think, 10 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,760 "She's fit, she's fit, she's fit," 11 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,640 just everywhere you looked, it was a fit bird. 12 00:00:58,680 --> 00:00:59,960 - Yeah? 13 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,520 - It was like being in Marbella again. 14 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,760 - It's Lauren's birthday party, innit? 15 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,480 You going or what? 16 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,040 - I suppose I have to go don't I... 17 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,320 - [James] Yeah. 18 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,440 - Can't not go but I'm not with her at the moment 19 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,880 and I know exactly what she's gonna do. 20 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,120 I'm gonna turn up, "Hi Mark," she's centre of attention. 21 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,040 You know what she's like, she loves the attention 22 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,160 and she's gonna want me to be all over 23 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,440 her but that's not gonna happen. 24 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,640 - Have you heard from Mark? 25 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:20,640 - No I haven't. 26 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:21,680 - What, not today at all? 27 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,080 - No nothing. 28 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,760 - So what's he gonna say about your birthday, 29 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,920 you gonna tell him? 30 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,240 - I don't know, I'm gonna call him actually, 31 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,240 find out what's going on. 32 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:30,360 - Hi. 33 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,200 - You all right. 34 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,040 - How are you? 35 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,240 - Good. 36 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,080 - Well are you gonna get back with her or what? 37 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:34,960 - I don't know Arg, you know my 38 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,280 ideal thing will be don't you? 39 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,240 I'd just like to freeze her and just unfreeze her 40 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:39,800 in 10 years but unfortunately I can't do that. 41 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,400 [laughs] 42 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,280 - Just gonna say what's going on. 43 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,400 [phone ringing] 44 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,800 - Talk of the devil, Lauren's calling now. 45 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,600 All right, Lauren. 46 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,560 - All right, Mark. 47 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,880 - You all right? 48 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,400 - Well you know about my birthday at Sugar Hut, yeah? 49 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,080 - Yeah. 50 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,160 - Are you coming? 51 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,920 - I don't totally know yet 'cause I got 52 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,520 a lot of stuff on but I'll know nearer the time. 53 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,000 - Well it'd be a bit ridiculous if you don't, 54 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,840 don't you think it'll be a bit embarrassing? 55 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,160 - Why would it be ridiculous? 56 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,600 - Because we have been together nine years 57 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:12,360 and I know we're not together now but we still see each 58 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,840 other all the time and stuff and it is my birthday so. 59 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,360 - Well you can't say that about the nine years thing 60 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,800 'cause we're not together at the moment. 61 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:20,680 - Okay, well don't bother coming then, I can't be bothered. 62 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:21,600 - Why you saying don't bother coming 63 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,080 like you don't want me there? 64 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:26,080 If I ain't there your whole party's ruined, you know that. 65 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,160 - No, not really. 66 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,360 It'll be ruined if you say you'll come 67 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,560 and don't turn up, so if I just know you're 68 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:33,240 not coming I won't expect it, will I? 69 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,920 - All right babe, bye. 70 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:35,760 - Bye. 71 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:37,800 He's so annoying. 72 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,640 - What did he say? 73 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,760 - Well he's just acting like, oh I don't know. 74 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:42,560 - Big man. 75 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,400 - Yeah. 76 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,440 [extravagant music] 77 00:02:58,520 --> 00:02:59,720 - Hello babe. 78 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,160 - Hello babe how you doing, you all right? 79 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,520 - Yeah fine, and you? 80 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,800 - Gotta ask you something, what you doing tonight? 81 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,440 - I'm literally half naked doing a wedding shoot. 82 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:07,280 - Half naked now? 83 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,320 - Yeah, right now. 84 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,280 - You can't be telling me these things, 85 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:10,120 I'll be there otherwise. 86 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,560 [laughs] 87 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,560 - You gotta send me a picture now if you're half naked. 88 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:13,400 - Oh we'll see. 89 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,680 - You know. 90 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:15,960 - Like but I've just been doing so many shoots, 91 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,760 whatever, so I'll let you know definitely later. 92 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,000 - All right, I'll be waiting for that picture, 93 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:19,840 but I gotta go 'cause I'm gonna 94 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:20,680 take me mum to do some shopping. 95 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,920 [laughs] 96 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,720 - [Sam] Oh look. 97 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:28,560 - Oh my [laughs]. 98 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,400 - You look gorgeous. 99 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,240 - Do you like it? 100 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,560 - Lovely. 101 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,160 - Oh it's so stunning. - [Amy] Oh, how nice is it? 102 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:32,760 - It's beautiful. 103 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,560 - Yeah, how nice? 104 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,880 - Beautiful. 105 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:35,920 - I was gonna chose the pink one, but I thought this. 106 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:36,920 - [Harry] Yeah. 107 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:37,760 - Big time me isn't it? 108 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,120 - Do you wanna get married now? 109 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,240 - Oh, I wanna say, I wanna get married so bad. 110 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,520 Guess who just called me? 111 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,320 - [Sam] Who? - Kirk. 112 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,520 - Shut up. 113 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:46,800 - You and Kirk. 114 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,600 - But he's not my type. 115 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,840 That's probably why I like him. 116 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:50,680 - [Sam] Yeah. 117 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:51,480 - Because he's not my type. 118 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:52,320 He's just normal. 119 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,160 Eeven though he's not normal, 120 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,000 'cause he's got a nightclub, 121 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:54,840 he's got all this going for him. 122 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:55,920 - Hm, but if it weren't so much 123 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,200 player maybe something would work out. 124 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,040 - Yeah, it wouldn't work, but just the other day 125 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:58,880 he's chatting up other girls and 126 00:03:58,920 --> 00:03:59,720 I just think you've got this, 127 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:00,480 got this love hate relationship. 128 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,440 That's how I wanna go for. 129 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,160 I want somebody that just looks after me, 130 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,880 they wanna be with me, someone like Kieron Jay. 131 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,000 - So are you a homely, homely man 132 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,360 and you got your Alex Reid that I like, 133 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,720 he's nice and body builder. 134 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:13,960 - Muscularly. 135 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:14,960 - Definitely, that's my type I think. 136 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 - [Sam] Really? 137 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,040 - But Kirk is none of that [laughs]. 138 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,880 - Really, what do you think of Kirk? 139 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,720 - I think he's really nice. 140 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,640 I think he really likes you plus he's got 141 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,800 a bit of money so that's a bit of bonus, innit? 142 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,720 [laughs] 143 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,480 [upbeat pop music] 144 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,640 - This is what you should be doing Arg. 145 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,120 [mumbles] some guns for once, 146 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,840 'cause at the moment you're like that geezer off that film, 147 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,200 fat body and skinny arms. 148 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,640 - Yeah I'll start next week. 149 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,080 - You say that every week, "I'll start next week". 150 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,880 You've had a membership for 3 years, you've been twice. 151 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,000 - [laughs] All right, so go on. 152 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,080 What's going on with you and Lauren then? 153 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,360 You gonna get back together or what? 154 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,600 - It's just too much to give away, Arg. 155 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,800 Enjoying me life. 156 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,600 I'm out three times a week boozing. 157 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,360 You know, it's a 23 year old's dream innit? 158 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,960 Let's be fair. 159 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,720 [upbeat music] 160 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:07,920 - Lovely. 161 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:08,800 One more. 162 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,920 All right, I think we done. 163 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,600 - Okay, thank you very much. 164 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:13,440 - All right. 165 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,280 See you in bit, darling. 166 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,240 - Thank you. 167 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,120 - [Photographer] Catch you later. 168 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,120 - You look lovely. 169 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,400 - Oh, thanks. 170 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,160 - [Harry] I can't believe how beautiful you look. 171 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,160 - Don't wanna take it off. 172 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,560 - Just looking makes it more like, 173 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,960 how beautiful you are and just wanna cry really but-- 174 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,960 - Oh, babe. 175 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 - Imagine on your wedding day. 176 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,600 - Kirk seeing this, definitely wanna 177 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,040 take you up the aisle wouldn't he. 178 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,080 - Do you think so? 179 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,200 - Yeah let's get a picture, I can't-- 180 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,400 - Oh my God, come on. 181 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:34,160 - If we get a picture I'll send it to Kirk. 182 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,280 Can we write on it please? 183 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:35,880 - Come on, that would be a fucking laugh. 184 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:36,520 - Just for a joke. 185 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:37,360 - Oh my God. 186 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,200 - Shall we? 187 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,040 - Okay, shall I do a pose? 188 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:39,880 - Do like a-- 189 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,240 - [Sam] Do your pouting. 190 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,080 [camera phone shutter] 191 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,160 - Beautiful. 192 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,520 [mobile phone ringing] 193 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,360 - Do you remember I said about that 194 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,600 girl I used to go out with, Amy? 195 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,520 Jesus Christ. 196 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,480 - Ain't dirty, is it? 197 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,800 - It's not dirty, it's fucking... 198 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:55,920 [gasps] 199 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:56,960 - [Julie] Wedding dress, she hinting boy. 200 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,800 - Look, I think so, bloody hell. 201 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:01,280 - Oh God, she's gorgeous Kirk. 202 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,120 - Isn't she? 203 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,440 - Yeah. 204 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,120 - She's a beauty therapist, I knew her a while ago. 205 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,240 [Julie] Would you marry me? 206 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,080 - Oh I didn't read that. 207 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,360 [laughs] 208 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:12,680 - I didn't even read that, "Would you marry me?" 209 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,000 - So do you like her? 210 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,080 - She's the only girl I can act 211 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,560 like a complete idiot in front of her-- 212 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,120 - Well then that's the person for you. 213 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,920 - I just wanna have a bit of fun with other girls. 214 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,640 - No, tell Amy that you talk to girls, 215 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,600 you don't have to have fun with lots of girls. 216 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,680 You get yourself a bad name. 217 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,120 - I think I got it already. 218 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,720 I think that as well, Amy is a bit 219 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,200 of a trust thing with my name. 220 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,280 Because when I was sort of seeing her 221 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:33,560 before I was a bit of a bugger. 222 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,520 Not a bugger. 223 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,360 - You're a player Kirk. 224 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,200 - I'm not a player. 225 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,040 - [Julie] You are. 226 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,040 - I'm a nice person. 227 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,320 - You're lovely but if you like this 228 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,520 girl don't let the opportunity go. 229 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,040 - She makes me laugh and I make her laugh-- 230 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,080 - Well that's it. 231 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,080 - Though I think that's all that counts 232 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:45,920 at the end of the day-- - You can't. 233 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,080 - And I like being round her, 234 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,360 if I'm in the same room as her I have to be, 235 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,920 next to her, touching her, do you know what I mean? 236 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,400 - Well that's love Kirk. 237 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,520 - Come on Arg liven up. 238 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,680 - I'm keeping up. 239 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,480 - Yeah, I know you're on level one though. 240 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,280 - I'm not on level one. 241 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,640 - Exactly you was on level one. 242 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:01,880 And now you're on level three. 243 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:02,920 - Hello there. 244 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:03,720 - [Mark] Sam. 245 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:04,760 - [James] Sam. 246 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,520 - [Mark] How you doing, you all right? 247 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:06,320 - Yeah, fine thanks, you? 248 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,160 - You look nice. 249 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,320 - Thank you. 250 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:09,400 - I've seen lot's of magazine with you in it. 251 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,240 - No, did you. 252 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,040 - [Mark] With your boobs out. 253 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,040 - Oh, shut up. 254 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:12,880 - Doing the old deuces sign. 255 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,360 [laughs] 256 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,880 - [laughs] I don't like that picture, them pictures at all. 257 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,560 - Argie was all over it, he was reading the back like that. 258 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,480 [laughs] 259 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,440 - You look nice Sam. 260 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:22,160 - No it's so embarrassing though, 261 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,640 'cause they say to me, 262 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,680 "Oh what did you do when you was younger, like as a hobby?" 263 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:25,720 And I was like, "Oh I'm a gymnast," 264 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:26,680 and all of a sudden they turn it into, 265 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:27,360 "Flexible in the bedroom," right. 266 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,040 I didn't even say that. 267 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:28,800 - You know you put that. 268 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,080 - I didn't even say that. 269 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,720 Like, I wouldn't say that, they just, they twist... 270 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:32,520 - Well are you flexible in the bedroom? 271 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,560 - They twist things. 272 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,240 - [Mark] Are you flexible in the bedroom? 273 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:37,680 - Oh, shut up [laughs]. 274 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,080 - Okay, well I'll see you both later, yeah? 275 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,200 - See you later Sam. - [James] See you later. 276 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,160 - [Sam] Bye. 277 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:43,880 - You gonna give me a kiss goodbye. 278 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,720 - No. 279 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,520 - [Mark] No? 280 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:46,360 - [Sam] No [laughs]. 281 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,200 - She's doing us hot. 282 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,480 - Oh mate, what I'd do. 283 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,280 [laughs] 284 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,760 Is she good in the sack? 285 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,600 - No comment Arg, what goes on in 286 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,320 the bedroom stays in the bedroom, son. 287 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,480 - Oh my God, honey, that's so nice. 288 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,440 - Do you like it? 289 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:08,520 - It's really beautiful. 290 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:09,360 - Can you believe she's got 291 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,480 his man tattooed on her? 292 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,400 - I know it's so lovely. 293 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,240 Why did you get it done? 294 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,400 - As we was together and stuff. 295 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:17,200 - [Amy] Yeah. 296 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,040 - And it's something that he 297 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,280 sort of asked and I was like, 298 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,080 "Really, I'm not a tattoo girl at all though." 299 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,400 - [Amy] No. 300 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,680 - But that's it, that's the only one I've got and-- 301 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,200 - And no one else will, hopefully, ever see that. 302 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,320 - [Lauren] Yeah. 303 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,080 - Is he gonna get your name on his bits? 304 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,880 - I haven't asked him [laughs]. 305 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,840 - I think you should. 306 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:32,240 - [Lauren] Do you think I should? 307 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,120 - I think you should, like little "Lauren" on his bum. 308 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:33,960 [laughs] 309 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,160 - Yeah. - I dare you. 310 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,960 - Lauren, Lauren, forever on his bum cheek. 311 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,120 - [Becky] That would be so good. 312 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:39,240 - Oh, oh, it would look lovely wouldn't it? 313 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,520 - I love that colour on your nails. 314 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:41,480 - Is it gonna be really brown or? 315 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,640 - Yeah it's beautiful. 316 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:43,720 - It's gonna be really brown, really brown, 317 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,120 but just tomorrow just don't exfoliate. 318 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,240 You're better to shower than you are to bath. 319 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,680 - Right. 320 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:50,200 - So don't exfoliate 'cause you're gonna get it all off. 321 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,560 - [Lauren] Yeah. 322 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,400 - And with your birthday, the tan will be brilliant. 323 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,240 - Oh, wicked. 324 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,200 - [Amy] Yeah. - Yay! 325 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:03,640 - How you doing Ben? 326 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:04,480 You all right mate? 327 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:05,520 - Okay mate, you all right? 328 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,640 - Didn't know you was working tonight. 329 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,320 - Yeah, yeah they called me in you know. 330 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:07,960 - Are we still training? 331 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:08,800 - Yeah we are mate. 332 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,480 - You sure you're up to it mate? 333 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,320 - I'm in two minds. 334 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:11,160 I seen a couple of your videos, 335 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:11,960 of you doing the fighting and... 336 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,080 - [Ben] Yeah. 337 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,400 - You gotta be gentle with me first off. 338 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,560 - I train hard mate, you know you wanna come training 339 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:16,600 with me you gotta be prepared to put yourself 340 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,080 through your paces properly, you know? 341 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,480 - Started taking a girl out and think if you get the body 342 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,520 you gonna get the girl ain't you at the end of the day. 343 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,280 - Oh, is that what you think, yeah? 344 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,560 - [Kirk] I hope so, yeah. 345 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,600 - Well you certainly got the charisma for it, mate. 346 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,640 So we'll get the body to go with it and 347 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:25,920 we'll see how we go from there, yeah? 348 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:26,600 - Dude, thank you very much, all the best of luck 349 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:27,800 and I'll see you soon. 350 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:28,320 - All right mate, I'll see you in a bit, yeah? 351 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:28,880 See you later. 352 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:30,000 [rock music] 353 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,480 - Hello Michael, Candy, how are you? 354 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,960 How you doing, very clean, very clean. 355 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,240 - Thank you we do try. 356 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:36,280 [laughs] 357 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:36,880 - You's well, big weekend this weekend. 358 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:37,920 - Yeah. 359 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,040 - Guest list is as along as me arm 360 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,120 at the moment so tables are selling out. 361 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,400 - You having Amy work on the door? 362 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,400 - Oh you know, I was thinking about that but I think it's 363 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,880 gonna be a good thing for me to see. 364 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,440 - Yeah, to keep an eye on her you mean. 365 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,440 - I just wanna see how she acts when she's out you know, 366 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,880 obviously she's gonna have a lot of men leering, isn't she? 367 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,520 - What if you see something you don't really wanna see, 368 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,960 what if you see a bit of flirting? 369 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,240 - Oh, stop it. 370 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:57,440 - [Candy] What if you see a man pinching her bum? 371 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,640 - What actually is going on with you two though? 372 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,920 - This is how I've always said it you know, 373 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,320 sort of Rachel and Ross on "Friends." 374 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,400 It's on, it's off, it's on, it's off. 375 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,840 - It's much more complicated than that. 376 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,360 - But I do like her a lot and 377 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,280 I'm sort of going through the whole wooing stage again now. 378 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,680 Just started going to the gym and now I've got a trainer. 379 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,680 - Kirk you don't need to change, look at you. 380 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:15,680 - [Kirk] No but I want her to know-- 381 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,520 - What's it, you wanna go big or? 382 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,520 - Lean, I wanna go lean sort of like-- 383 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,360 - [Michael] Athletic. 384 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,360 - [Candy] Yes. 385 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,040 - Athletic you know, what is that. 386 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,320 - Definition is key. 387 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,800 - I just think you need to get the Brentwood swoon, 388 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:25,640 comb your hair over and you'll get her in a minute I think. 389 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,480 - [Kirk] You know what? 390 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:27,760 - And you'll be absolutely fine. 391 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,200 - I think that's what she sort of likes anyway. 392 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,000 - Just slick your hair down a bit more, you'd be golden. 393 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,240 - Also thinking about getting a tattoo soon. 394 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,440 - No, no more, no. 395 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,280 - [Kirk] No, do you not think of them? 396 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,520 - No. 397 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:39,480 - What about Justin Timberlake in "Alpha Dog," 398 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,680 he was lean, covered in tattoos. 399 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,120 - Yes but this is Justin Timberlake 400 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,480 and you are Kirk Norcross. 401 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,800 - Oh, I know there's a difference. 402 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,800 Girls went for that thing, cut out the face, 403 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,960 body and tattoos, pretty much there, you know? 404 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,240 - Right, get back to work I think, shouldn't we? 405 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,680 - Get back to work. 406 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,800 - Oh yeah right, we're see you later on, all right mate. 407 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,280 - Thank you very much. 408 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,040 [dance music] 409 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,000 - [Harry] Come on babe. 410 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,120 - Come on Peach. 411 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,600 Come on, in you go, come on then. 412 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,640 - This way babe, go on. 413 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,240 - [Amy] My God Ben, what do you think, pink or brown? 414 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,280 - Gotta get the brown one, 415 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,520 you can't put the pink on him, can you? 416 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,760 - No, not Ted. 417 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,000 Put that one on pooch, the pink one. 418 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,400 - [Amy] So what did you do last night babe? 419 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,480 - Oh God, went to gym. 420 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,000 And Mark and Arg were in there, 421 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,560 and then he's like, "Oh yeah, you look nice." 422 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,600 I said to him, "Oh, you didn't say 423 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,760 "hello to me on Saturday, did you?" 424 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,040 And he goes, "Oh no, you know what's it's 425 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,600 "like when Lauren's there, can't always say hello." 426 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,360 But what's the big deal? 427 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,240 - So I'm spray tanning her. 428 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:27,760 - [Sam] Yeah. 429 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,320 - And as I was doing that she had her little tattoo there... 430 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,160 - Really, what did it say? 431 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,880 - "Mark," on her bikini line. 432 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:32,720 - Oh, shut up. 433 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,800 - No, it said "Mark"? 434 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:34,960 - It said "Mark". 435 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:35,800 And I said, "Oh, when'd you get that done?" 436 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:36,640 She said, "Well, Mark come with 437 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,200 me like a few months ago and--" 438 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,400 - You're joking and did he get? 439 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,920 - No, and then they broke up. 440 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,400 - No way. 441 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,800 - And I said like, "Didn't Mark like get your name on him?" 442 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,120 I said, "Oh did he get it on his bum?" 443 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,880 Like having a bit of a laugh and she's like, "Oh no." 444 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,440 - Guarantee that was Mark's idea though, just imagine him... 445 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:50,480 - Mark. 446 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:51,320 - You can imagine him saying, come on, 447 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,560 "It would be a really good idea, 448 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,080 "we've been together forever and get my name." 449 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,480 - Oh my God. 450 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,880 - All you're doing now is hurting her more and more, 451 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,440 do you not understand that you've dragged 452 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,640 her in now for nine years, this is nine years? 453 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,480 - This is 'cause we've been together 454 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,840 since we were 15 years of age. 455 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,680 - You go out and have your fun when you want, 456 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,520 when you're split up and then you get back with her. 457 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,720 What's the point, in the end Mark, 458 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,560 what you actually doing to the girl's life? 459 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,360 - Yeah, I know that but I'm not just gonna sit there 460 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,120 and think, "Oh, I'm not gonna get with 461 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,520 "her because I'm ruining her life." 462 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,040 I still do fancy Lauren and I still do love her. 463 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,160 Whether I think we're right 464 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,480 for each other is a different story but, 465 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,960 she's almost like a family member now 466 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,760 'cause I've been you know, together nine years, 467 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,960 that's nearly half my life so-- 468 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,080 - Well I know, you obviously care about her. 469 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:30,440 - So losing her totally it's like losing, 470 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,720 it's not quite but it's nearly 471 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,360 like losing a brother or a sister, 472 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,480 it's definitely not losing a dog 473 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,800 'cause they only lasts nine, 10, 11 years. 474 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,160 - Do you know what I've seen, can you do this? 475 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,480 - [Amy] What? 476 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,440 - Have you heard of it, the Vajazzle, do you do it? 477 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,960 - Yeah, I went on a course about, 478 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,520 what, literally two years ago. 479 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,680 - Oh what, can you do me one? 480 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:48,880 - Yeah, oh a hundred percent, what tonight? 481 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,320 - [Sam] Yeah definitely, yeah can you do it? 482 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,960 - What's a Vajazzle? 483 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,680 - [laughs] You've never heard of a Vajazzle before? 484 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,960 - Where is it, down below? 485 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:56,800 - Yeah. 486 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,160 - You can have it like, 487 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,720 people have it done basically getting a bit involved, 488 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,360 obviously wax their pubic hair... 489 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,240 - Oh no. 490 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,680 - Like in a little heart stencil, 491 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,160 wax it round and obviously have a few diamonds around it. 492 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,600 - Do you know what? 493 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,520 I thought it sounded like a Mexican dinner or something. 494 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,360 [laughs] 495 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,640 - Yeah so we'll do that tonight, 496 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:13,440 shall we do that tonight yeah? 497 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,480 - Yeah. 498 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,120 - But I've gotta go and get the stuff. 499 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,560 - Yeah. 500 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,240 - And then we're go from there honey, is that all right? 501 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,680 - Yeah, let's do that-- 502 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,760 - But then when I get really good at it, you can do mine. 503 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,080 - Shall we? 504 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,080 - Yeah, do each other's and then we can do Harry's. 505 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,080 - You do my arse. 506 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,120 [laughs] 507 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,280 - No, if I get back with Lauren 508 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,360 I'm definitely thinking about proposing so. 509 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,800 - You're what, proposing? 510 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,240 - If I get back with her. 511 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,240 - You're gonna propose to her? 512 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,080 - If I get back with her. 513 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,160 I'm not saying I'm gonna propose to her now. 514 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,360 If I get back with her. 515 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,400 - How can you think of proposing to her Mark? 516 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,800 You're not even together at the minute. 517 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,000 - What if she gets with someone else 518 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,920 and I'm in bits and then I've lost her forever? 519 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,640 - So basically you wanna be on your own and be single, 520 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,160 but then you think that she might get with someone else 521 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,040 so you wanna propose to her just in case she does. 522 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,920 - No listen, I'm not saying I'm 523 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,000 definitely gonna propose to her, 524 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:54,840 Why do you keep thinking I'm 525 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:55,800 definitely gonna propose to her? 526 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:56,840 - 'Cause you just said, 527 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,600 "I'm thinking about proposing to her." 528 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,920 - Listen to me carefully. 529 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,680 If, with a capital I, I get back with her, 530 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,800 I will propose to her, but that's if I get back with her. 531 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,320 I might not ever get back with her in my life. 532 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,360 But if I do I'm gonna propose to her. 533 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,800 - Do you understand proposing is for life? 534 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,720 When you marry someone it's for life. 535 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,480 Oh my God. 536 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,200 [lively music] 537 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,560 [dance music] 538 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,440 - [Becky] Shall we? 539 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,480 - Oh wow, I love it. 540 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,720 - Oh, not too sure but I love yours. 541 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,640 Obviously you've had your nails done, 542 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,360 now spray tan looks beautiful. 543 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,520 - Yeah. 544 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,520 - Nice and brown, I look pale next to you. 545 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,560 - It'll fade in a couple of days. 546 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,560 - Definitely need to get on the sun bed 547 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,800 or Amy might even have to spray me. 548 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:38,960 - I do like this. 549 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,080 I might get it but it's not for my birthday. 550 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,080 - So it'll just go with the other 551 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,320 five that you've already got. 552 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,200 - Yeah [laughs]. 553 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,120 - What do you think Mark, 554 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:45,720 do you think Mark would like in that? 555 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,560 - Yeah probably. 556 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,600 - Yeah. 557 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,640 - It's a bit plain, but it's all right. 558 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,280 - I've got nothing against Lauren 559 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,480 but your relationship is a joke. 560 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,520 You'd be mad and I would say that to Lauren as well. 561 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,120 I won't just say that to you behind her back. 562 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,440 I would say to Lauren, "Are you mad, don't be ridiculous." 563 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,000 - Well our relationship's a joke. 564 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,440 'Cause I make it a joke. 565 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,320 'Cause I'm out all the time with girls wrapped round me. 566 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,280 - So what you gonna do? 567 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,320 You think that by putting a ring on 568 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,280 someone's finger you're gonna change? 569 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,680 - Hopefully yeah. 570 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,360 I'll give her all, I won't go out doing all that stuff. 571 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,120 - Such crap, as if. 572 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,160 [lively music] - Come on Kirk, let's go. 573 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,640 That's it, big breaths. 574 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,560 This is where it all starts, pick them knees up, let's go. 575 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,880 That's good, that's more like it. 576 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,600 Six, seven, eight. 577 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,840 20, that's it, keep going, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25. 578 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,640 Go on, go on, stop, stop, stop, stop. 579 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,520 That's appalling, mate, listen you are so in bad shape, bro. 580 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,560 - It's hard, it's hard. 581 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,040 - I'm telling you, you're in bad shape. 582 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,720 You ain't gonna impress no birds with that top on [mumbles]. 583 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,040 - No, this is what I'm aiming for so I need to get it done. 584 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:44,960 - Well listen, right. 585 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,200 Forget all this, right. 586 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,400 You need to come to a proper gym 587 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,880 and do some proper training. 588 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,920 If you're up for it, I'll take you down to my fighting gym, 589 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,000 we'll do some drills, we're do some bits and pieces, 590 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:53,840 and I'll get you in proper shape. 591 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,680 - I'm open to that one, yeah. 592 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,280 - You up for that, brilliant. 593 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,440 You ain't getting out of it that easy. 594 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,640 We're gonna carry on and do some more, right? 595 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,560 Let's go, 'nother 10, 'nother 10 yeah, right? 596 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,760 One, two, come on proper. 597 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,920 - "How to apply your Vajazzle, step one. 598 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:10,840 "Start by shaving or waxing your bikini area completely." 599 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,800 Done that babes? 600 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,800 - [laughs] Yeah, done that. 601 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,160 - You're not hairy lairy today? 602 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,080 - No, I've had a wax this week. 603 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,320 - Okay, stage two, 604 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,200 "Apply the crystal stickers to the 605 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,200 "upper part of your bikini area only." 606 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,360 So, babes, you don't put it on your bits. 607 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,200 [laughs] 608 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,080 Basically. 609 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,920 "Practise Vajazzling safely," 610 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,920 obviously we're professionals. 611 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,520 "Do not wear Vajazzle crystals for more than 24 hours." 612 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,880 Right honey, so what kind of design would you like? 613 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,800 - I don't want a block yeah, do it along here. 614 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,120 - Yeah, like little ones. 615 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,240 - Yeah. 616 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,840 - Why don't you have just like scattered? 617 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,680 - Just do like... 618 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:47,960 - Sexy scattered. 619 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,240 - Start off and then do what you think looks good. 620 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,640 - See I'm no good at art. 621 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,640 - [laughs] No but then, I trust you. 622 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,880 Go on, just do what you can. 623 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,240 - Okay. 624 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,360 - Some nice watches here innit, there? 625 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,520 - Let's put it this way, 626 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,360 I'm pretty clueless when it comes to watches. 627 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,560 - You're always clueless. 628 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,400 You're clueless about everything in your life. 629 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,760 Why don't you just get a watch? 630 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,040 A nice bit of jewellery on your arm, be a bit smart. 631 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,440 - Oh, this one here's about fifteen grand that, 632 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,840 all gold round your wrist. 633 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,040 - Yeah? 634 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,080 - That's the nuts, that one down there though. 635 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,080 That's gotta be twenty, twenty five. 636 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:12,960 - You sure Mark, it's a bit bling. 637 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:13,960 Look like P. Diddy mate. 638 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000 [laughs] 639 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,240 - You ain't got a clue Arg, have you? 640 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,240 Jimbo. 641 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,080 - Hello Mark. 642 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,040 - Jimmy. 643 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:19,720 - [Jimmy] You put on some weight. 644 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:20,560 [laughs] 645 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,400 - Nudge, nudge how you doing. 646 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,240 Jim, me old mate. 647 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,400 - How can we help you? 648 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,360 - I'm looking for subs, like a casual watch. 649 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,040 I like this sort of think, but I want it to be a Rolex sub. 650 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,760 - I've got a couple of pieces down here, two colour. 651 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,800 Blue Submariner. 652 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:33,920 - [Mark] Can I try one on, yeah? 653 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:34,760 - [Jimmy] Yeah sure. 654 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,680 - [Mark] Try this on. 655 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,720 What do you think of that? 656 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,560 - Yeah, it's nice. 657 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,840 - That watch is 3,900 pounds. 658 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,200 - What can you do for me? 659 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,440 - [Jimmy] We can probably give you a little squeeze. 660 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,280 - A little squeeze, yeah? 661 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,480 - A little squeeze. 662 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,720 - One of your squeezes is thirty quid, innit? 663 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,800 - 3,700 pounds. 664 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,480 - I'll tell you what Jim, I'm gonna have this mate. 665 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,920 I've been wanting it for ages so, you know, why not? 666 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,760 You've sold it, box it up for me, yeah? 667 00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,600 - Yeah, no problem. 668 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,560 - [Mark] Lovely. 669 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,600 - Okay, thanks a lot. 670 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:02,480 - Not a bad buy is it. 671 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,280 - No, its decent. 672 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,720 [mobile phone rings] 673 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,080 - Oh, Lauren's calling me. 674 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,520 I'll answer that later. 675 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,000 - About time to look at the rings, innit? 676 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:10,840 - Whatever for? 677 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,800 [laughs] 678 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,920 [dance music] 679 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,360 - Hey, oh honey I hope this looks okay. 680 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,760 Can you see, that's the first one. 681 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,600 Is that pretty? 682 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,200 - Yeah it's lovely. 683 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,600 - Do you know though, everyone in LA 684 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,200 is obviously having this done? 685 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,080 This is where we got it from, the Vajazzle. 686 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,200 - Yeah. 687 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,560 - It's been around for quite a long time. 688 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,000 It looks a bit like a rainbow at the minute, honey. 689 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,080 Not a rainbow but-- 690 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,600 - No, it doesn't. 691 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,200 - [Amy] How pretty does that look? 692 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,720 - [Sam] Yeah the style is good. 693 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,560 - Maybe. 694 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,520 - But I'm not gonna be able to 695 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,720 get that out in Sugar Hut, though. 696 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,560 - Why not? 697 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,360 - 'Cause it's too low. 698 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,560 - [Amy] Might as well. 699 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,760 - No, I'm not getting that out in Sugar Hut. 700 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,160 - [Amy] Might as well given 'em all an eyeful. 701 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,200 - No. 702 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,680 - What do you think Mark will say? 703 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,760 - I'm not showing Mark, am I? 704 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,960 - Only joking. 705 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,280 I bet Mark would like it though. 706 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,040 - Or maybe enough. 707 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:01,920 - It's a bit different from a tattoo isn't it? 708 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,160 - Wait, sorry I can't, I can't carry on. 709 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,000 - You done, you done? 710 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,000 - Yeah, I'm done. 711 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,240 I wanna get to show me tattoos off 712 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,160 and get big but I'm getting another one soon. 713 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,000 - Are you? - Yeah. 714 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,040 - What you getting? 715 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:11,960 - Pin up girl on the back of me legs. 716 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,800 - Pin up girl? 717 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,720 - Yeah. - Which girl? 718 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,560 - Oh you know. 719 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,600 [laughs] 720 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,240 It does look like someone I know but-- 721 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,040 - Does it? 722 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:17,880 - It's not like that but-- 723 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:18,720 - Has it got big tits? 724 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,600 - Big ones, big ones. 725 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,400 - Is it, has it? - You know so. 726 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,200 - Nice. 727 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,200 - But getting that soon, 728 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,040 so I am dedicated to the gym though. 729 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:23,800 - We'll have to do a bit of work 730 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:24,560 on your legs as well then. 731 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,400 - Yeah definitely. 732 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,520 We're show them up, fine. 733 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,040 - No worries mate. - Thank you very much. 734 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,120 Cheers mate. 735 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,120 [lively music] 736 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,160 - How's that? 737 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,240 - It's all right actually I like that. 738 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,080 - Do you like it? 739 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:32,920 - Yeah it's decent. 740 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:33,760 - I think it's sharp. 741 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,800 [mumbles] actually. 742 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,480 - I like this bag. 743 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,440 Well, what do you reckon? 744 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,280 Mark? 745 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,680 - What? 746 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,720 - Stop looking in the mirror for more than two minutes, 747 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,760 I asked you what you reckon on the bag. 748 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,520 - It's a bag, it's a bag with a padlock. 749 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,080 And it's a man bag while you're at it and all. 750 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,080 - Yeah I know, but I like it. 751 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:51,920 - What you going on about a bag for? 752 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,080 I'm trying to buy another outfit 753 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,640 to look nice and you're talking about a bag. 754 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,800 A bag that sits on top of your arsehole. 755 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,680 [laughs] 756 00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,640 I'm gonna get this I think. 757 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,520 - How much is it? 758 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:03,760 - Seven hundred quid. 759 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,800 - Seven hundred quid, Mark? 760 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:05,800 - What's wrong with that? 761 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,760 - Bloody hell. 762 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,400 - Mate, looking nice costs money. 763 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,240 You've got no interest whatsoever have you? 764 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,200 Coming shopping with you is 765 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,360 like coming shopping with my nan. 766 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,040 It's the Mark Wright look, innit? 767 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,040 [laughs] 768 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,120 That's the Arg look, and all look. 769 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:16,960 [laughs] 770 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,200 Scruffy as bollocks. 771 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,200 Shall we go? 772 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,840 [electronic string music] 773 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,680 - [Kirk] Hello babe. 774 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,520 - You all right, honey? 775 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,360 - You look really nice. 776 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,160 - So do you hun. 777 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,000 - How you doing, all right? 778 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:27,840 - Yeah good. 779 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,680 - Here, sit down. 780 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,520 - Cheers. 781 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,840 - What you been up to? 782 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,280 - [Amy] Oh honey, I've been so busy, loads of stuff. 783 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,280 - Your hair looks nice. 784 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,360 - Do you like it? 785 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,360 - [Kirk] Yeah. 786 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,160 - I've changed a bit of the colour, 787 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:36,960 I've got a bit more redder. 788 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,160 - No, it looks really nice. 789 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,000 - [Amy] Do you like it? 790 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,040 - Yeah, a bit busy. 791 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,720 - So why did you want to see me today? 792 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,200 - Just about doing a bit of work for Sugar Hut to be honest. 793 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,480 - Doing what? 794 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,640 - Easy love, all I need is you at the front door. 795 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,840 - Yep. 796 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,920 - Guest list, greeting people, saying hello, 797 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,920 literally the names that come off, tick 'em off. 798 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,760 - Yeah. 799 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,080 - And then greeting them. 800 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,680 Maybe after that, like a bit of champagne reception, 801 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,320 just giving the people champagne. 802 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,600 - What have I gotta wear? 803 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,800 - Something like that, just sexy. 804 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,120 - Yeah. 805 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:04,920 - You know, and I get to look at you all night then, 806 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,480 and you get to work for me. 807 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,000 Also can you ask Sam if she wants to work with you? 808 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,200 - Is that for Lauren's birthday? 809 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,040 - Yes. 810 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:14,960 - Okay, perfect, [mumbles]. 811 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,680 - If you could dress similar, 812 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,760 if you two could dress similar, 813 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,360 that would be pretty cool 'cause-- 814 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,720 - I'm sure she'll be all right with it anyway. 815 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,680 - Yeah but-- 816 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,280 - And we both love the Sugar Hut. 817 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,120 - It's all good innit, 818 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,000 go places Sugar Hut, you know. 819 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,560 [laughs] 820 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,720 - Babe can I ask a big favour? 821 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,200 - What's that? 822 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,800 - Can you have a tattoo with my name on you? 823 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,120 - Oh no, no. 824 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:33,960 - [Amy] Please. 825 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:34,760 - That's a big step, innit? 826 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,160 - Oh my God, please. 827 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,040 That's when I just know that you'd be dedicated to me. 828 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,600 - Not at this age, this is a bit. 829 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,800 - Yes, it's really not. 830 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,240 - You know what, I'll think about it. 831 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,400 Until we're going out with each 832 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,440 other I'm not gonna do it truthfully. 833 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,280 - Right, okay. 834 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,120 - Until you're my girlfriend. 835 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,480 - Can you let me know then? 836 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,000 - Well when you're me girlfriend I'll slap it all up, 837 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,040 I'll put Amy across me neck if you want. 838 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,080 - Hi girls. 839 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:03,960 - The hell are you doing? 840 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,800 - All right? 841 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,640 - All right. 842 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,840 - What you doing here? 843 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,680 - Just passing by, just come to see how you are. 844 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,320 - What are you doing here? 845 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,240 - Just passing by. 846 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,880 Come to see how you're doing. 847 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,000 Looking forward to Sugar Hut? 848 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:14,840 - No. 849 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,720 - Why not? 850 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,720 - We're really scared. 851 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,880 - It's your biggest gig yet, innit? 852 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,720 - [Jessica] Yeah. 853 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,560 - I love that song. 854 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,800 - Do you? 855 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,920 - Yeah, your manager needs a kick up the arse. 856 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,280 - Our manager needs a, we haven't got one. 857 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,560 [laughs] 858 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,680 I told them that you were thinking about doing it. 859 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,520 - You should let me. 860 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,360 [laughs] 861 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,760 There's no one better than me. 862 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,680 - How could you be our manager? 863 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,120 You don't even know the music industry-- 864 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,480 - I'm a nightclub promoter. 865 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,680 I run nights all over the West End. 866 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,560 I got music people coming in all the time. 867 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,320 - Why don't you tell me these things? 868 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,400 - 'Cause you never ask me. 869 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,600 - He keeps his quiet. 870 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,680 You got a nice brother Jess. 871 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:44,600 - Listen I'll let you keep practising, 872 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,040 but I'll see you Thursday, yeah? 873 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,040 [upbeat pop music] 874 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:48,720 All right girls, good luck, yeah? 875 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,600 See you later. 876 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,280 - [Amy] Hello, honey. 877 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,240 - Hello. 878 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,080 What you been up to? 879 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,560 - Yeah, I've just been round. 880 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,160 He's was, "Oh, can you come see me quick?" 881 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,440 - Yeah. 882 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,560 - So I went down there. 883 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,600 I was with him for ages and he was like, 884 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,720 "Can you and me help out on the door?" 885 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,400 - What's the occasion then at Sugar Hut? 886 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,240 - Lauren's birthday. 887 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,120 - Is it really? 888 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:08,840 What she doing for her birthday? 889 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,640 Has she got a table? 890 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,920 - Don't know, probably. 891 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:11,880 You know what Mark's like. 892 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,120 Mark's probably got a big table, 893 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,080 he says all that don't he? 894 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,800 [laughs] 895 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,280 What, have you spoke to Mark or anything? 896 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,760 - No, not really, not at all, no. 897 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,600 - No? 898 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,440 - No, only if I've seen him out. 899 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,240 - Yeah. 900 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,840 - Or something, yeah. 901 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,320 - Oh my God, did you snog him the other night? 902 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,720 Oh my God, you certainly did didn't you? 903 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:32,320 - No, but don't say anything, honestly, please don't. 904 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,680 - No, I won't say nothing. 905 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,200 Oh my God. 906 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,840 - But it's not like that, it wasn't like that honestly. 907 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:37,680 - [Amy] Yeah, I can imagine. 908 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,320 - No I was really drunk, 909 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,280 and that wasn't anything major but-- 910 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,560 - Yeah. 911 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,400 - I think, he thinks that when he's with Lauren, 912 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,600 this, that, and the other, and they're together 913 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,160 like really close, that I'm really gonna care. 914 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,480 Obviously I care about him, 915 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,320 we've had a history together and not a big history, 916 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,680 but we've had a really good friendship. 917 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,240 It's like, there is chemistry there, I'm not gonna lie. 918 00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,040 - [Amy] Big time. 919 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,000 - It is there. 920 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,440 - You and Mark, big time chemistry. 921 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:05,400 - But it doesn't mean to say that I wanna be with him... 922 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,560 - No. 923 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,720 - And I fancy him and I think what he says 924 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,000 and what he presumes with his friends is that 925 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,640 I'm interested but I'm the one that's got messages 926 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,640 on my phone saying things like, 927 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,240 "Oh, are you gonna come and see me again soon, 928 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,800 "and when you gonna come round?" 929 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,000 - [Amy] Yeah. 930 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,160 - And that's what bugs me, because I think that 931 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,240 Lauren thinks that it's me all on attracted 932 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,360 to Mark but it's just not like that. 933 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,720 - You're probably gonna say no, 934 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,040 but I really think he loves you. 935 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,560 [rock music] 936 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,680 - [Narrator] Next time. 937 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,200 - I think Mark would love your Vajazzle. 938 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,440 - Oh, shut up! 939 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,320 I am not showing Mark my Vajazzle. 940 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,800 Do you reckon your gonna go home on your own tonight 941 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,760 or do you reckon you'll be going back with Kirk? 942 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,480 - [Everyone] Happy Birthday Lauren. 943 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,560 - Makes me feel sick. 944 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,880 [lively dance music] 945 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,600 - Good looking guy chatted me up tonight, 946 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,040 he was like, "Oh shall we go out for dinner?" 947 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,240 - I'm an idiot. 948 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,400 - He was like, "Oh, I've always like you and..." 949 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,680 - Course he's said he's always liked you. 950 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,800 You've got fake boobs and you look really nice. 951 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,040 - [Narrator] Anything can happen on "The Only Way Is Essex". 952 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,000 - Shut up! 953 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,120 [lively dance music] 67321

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