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Shoo -be -dee -doo -ah, shoo -be -dee -doo -ah, shoo -be -dee -doo -ah, shoo

-dee -doo -ah Yoo -hoo!

Birthday boy!

Uh, hi.

There's a rumor going round.

Yeah?

That someone is celebrating their birthday today.

Is it you?

Mr. Mayor?

Xander? What are you doing here?

Oh, well, somebody ordered a birthday surprise for you, and... Ta -da! I'm it!

But don't tell Daniel. He doesn't know this side of his mom.

Um... Yeah, uh... Okay, uh... We'll just have you come in, and, you know, we'll

just... You know,

I don't think we should.

Come on.

A little fun was fun. It was worth it, you know.

Hi, honey.

Would you like a cookie?

Sure.

Okay.

Mmm. Oh.

It's hot, though. Yeah. I should have expected that.

Well, hey, thanks for letting me stay here while we fumigate the frat house.

Not a problem at all. You can stay here as long as you want.

Any friend of Daniel is welcome here.

Oh, well, thanks. Hey, I'm heading off to soccer practice, so... All right.

Well, have fun.

Got it. Thanks, Mr. Mayor.

Come to practice.

Oh, uh, I was.

It got canceled. Coach isn't feeling well.

Oh, oh, well, I'm sorry. I should have called.

Come again?

Um, I should have knocked on the door. What?

I should have knocked on the door before coming in.

Right. Well, look, you know, it's more my fault.

I should have told you earlier.

I don't know about Perry's big as you.

I mean, really, what's the worst that could

happen?

All right.

Do you have a place you want me to dance?

Yeah.

On my left.

Easy now, Tiger.

I meant to have a room with some privacy.

So, are you ready for this, Prescott boy?

Um, yeah.

Do you know what you want?

I get options? I didn't know there was options.

You can have anything you want.

You're the birthday boy.

Well, in that case, I'll have a little stinking hangover.

Oh, wow.

Oh, it's so fucking good.

Is that your big fat dick getting hard for me?

Yes, it fucking is.

So fucking hard, you know.

Oh, fuck.

Did you make your birthday wish?

I think it's about to come true.

I remember nothing gets

told to Daniel.

Of course.

so fucking hard and all for me.

Have you made up your mind what you wanted, big boy?

This ball is too freaking long. I am such a baller.

And I think for the birthday ball.

I fucking want it too bad

I always wondered what your cock felt like.

Fucking wet hole.

Thank you.

I can stretch without your little pussy.

I don't know how to stretch and I won't fart in here.

You don't know how wet my cunt is?

No, no, no.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

That's what we're doing.

Oh, fuck me up.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

who wants to dominate.

Make me submit to you.

Look, my bowels are getting very, very diffused.

And sloppy.

Let's hold it.

Uh -huh.

Uh

-huh.

Oh my God, they're stuck right here.

UGH!

I'm sorry.

I'm going to fucking die.

Yes. Yes.

I want to blow out your birthday candle. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

That's it. Yes.