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Yeah, no, I understand.

No, girl, I didn't tell you anything.

Yeah, that guy was crazy.

No, of course not.

No, I'm never going out with her. Girl, give me one second, give me one second.

You got a package, sir.

Oh, okay. Here, you got a sign for...

Also, there's supposed to be another package.

It's about a gay high.

Oh, I don't know nothing about all that. Ma 'am, I'm serious. I really need my

package. Girl, give me one second. I think I'm going to have to call you

Yeah, give me five.

Yeah, what?

You've been coming here for a year. You've been my man lady for a year.

been dropping off packages.

We have a problem over here? Yes, there's supposed to be a nice lifestyle.

no, I don't want to hear that. Ma 'am, ma 'am, ma 'am. Okay.

It is hot outside.

You just want to, like, come in. Is it this package that you're talking about?

No, it's not the one in my box. But what size package are you talking about?

Because I deliver everything here. I don't steal anything.

It's my special doll.

What? A doll?

I'd rather not discuss this in front of everybody.

Okay, but what?

I mean.

All right, let's go.

Okay. The issue I'm having is that I have a very.

Special doll that I need.

Okay. Well, maybe you could just buy another doll for your kid or your child.

No, it's a grown -up doll. It's a grown man doll.

It's a grown man doll.

So I have a condition that... Condition? Like what type of condition?

It's a condition that involves my penis.

Oh, man.

Wow, maybe my prayers have been answered.

I'm gonna get Wow,

I can't really get women like that what I do

is I would plan on using the dog because my other

You're not joking right I'm not. I'm

dead serious. That's why I'm complaining, because I know that you

coming on this route for a while, and if anybody should know where my stuff

is... Well, well, well, wait a minute.

First of all, before I give you the explanation, I just never heard of this

before. A condition that requires a Dalek.

First of all, what is the condition? You have to understand it, so then I can

help you maybe find the package faster.

You know, but I have to have an understanding of what, what is the

Like I've heard a lot of stuff, but then never heard of this before.

I conjured it. But what is the condition?

Like where's the condition at?

Where is it?

It's in my, it's in my, it's in my agorian region.

It's in your, what is that? In English?

It's my dick.

Oh, your dick. Okay. But like.

What part of it? Like, I don't understand. You have to... Like the

Like, it gets real hard and I gotta... So it's like a metal part in there?

No. Like Iron Man and stuff? It's like, no, it's like my whole dick gets hard

and I need to fuck a hole.

But what do you do to the doll, though? Is it not... It's gonna pop, no?

Can I just show you?

Well, yeah.

Absolutely. I said you'd never ask. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm -hmm. And trust me,

not gonna give you no problems. You know, I've been without any action. Long

time of I was actually talking to my oh my girlfriend.

Oh, oh wow This is the condition yeah, what anaconda

condition It's a condition.

It is a condition.

I've never seen something like this. I thought this only happened in movies

Well, you know you have my doll I can handle it Well, you need to Didn't you

say you're gonna practice on me?

And stuff, you know, so I could see what you do to the doll.

I mean, I feel so bad, so now you need your doll, so maybe I could help, you

know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, this is what you do? Yeah, yeah, this is what I do to the doll.

It's better because it's real.

Well,

why don't you move and get comfortable. I want to feel the dog experience.

Oh, you can use them hands, go ahead.

Oh,

this is how you train the doll?

Oh, wow.

That's amazing.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Wow,

I think...

this is the best thing in my life yeah

oh

you like the taste of dog

what is it plastic

I want to definitely feel the full doll experience.

It's almost getting into your arm.

It tastes so good.

Let's see if that's it at all. Let's see if that's it at all.

Wow.

Oh, this is long.

My girlfriend is never going to believe me.

Aren't we just doing that?

Oh, it gets better?

resigned from this job anyways.

Yeah.

fucking big.

to help me with this.

You know, with y 'all customer service or if I need to sue y 'all.

What? Yeah, I'm gonna go shower.

Are you kidding me?

Was it dick sucking enough?