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Yeah, no, I understand.
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No, girl, I didn't tell you anything.
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Yeah, that guy was crazy.
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No, of course not.
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No, I'm never going out with her. Girl,
give me one second, give me one second.
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You got a package, sir.
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Oh, okay. Here, you got a sign for...
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Also, there's supposed to be another
package.
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It's about a gay high.
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Oh, I don't know nothing about all that.
Ma 'am, I'm serious. I really need my
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package. Girl, give me one second. I
think I'm going to have to call you
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Yeah, give me five.
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Yeah, what?
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You've been coming here for a year.
You've been my man lady for a year.
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been dropping off packages.
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We have a problem over here? Yes,
there's supposed to be a nice lifestyle.
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no, I don't want to hear that. Ma 'am,
ma 'am, ma 'am. Okay.
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It is hot outside.
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You just want to, like, come in. Is it
this package that you're talking about?
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No, it's not the one in my box. But what
size package are you talking about?
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Because I deliver everything here. I
don't steal anything.
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It's my special doll.
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What? A doll?
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I'd rather not discuss this in front of
everybody.
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Okay, but what?
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I mean.
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All right, let's go.
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Okay. The issue I'm having is that I
have a very.
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Special doll that I need.
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Okay. Well, maybe you could just buy
another doll for your kid or your child.
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No, it's a grown -up doll. It's a grown
man doll.
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It's a grown man doll.
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So I have a condition that... Condition?
Like what type of condition?
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It's a condition that involves my penis.
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Oh, man.
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Wow, maybe my prayers have been
answered.
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I'm gonna get Wow,
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I can't really get women like that what
I do
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is I would plan on using the dog because
my other
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You're not joking right I'm not. I'm
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dead serious. That's why I'm
complaining, because I know that you
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coming on this route for a while, and if
anybody should know where my stuff
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is... Well, well, well, wait a minute.
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First of all, before I give you the
explanation, I just never heard of this
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before. A condition that requires a
Dalek.
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First of all, what is the condition? You
have to understand it, so then I can
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help you maybe find the package faster.
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You know, but I have to have an
understanding of what, what is the
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Like I've heard a lot of stuff, but then
never heard of this before.
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I conjured it. But what is the
condition?
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Like where's the condition at?
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Where is it?
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It's in my, it's in my, it's in my
agorian region.
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It's in your, what is that? In English?
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It's my dick.
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Oh, your dick. Okay. But like.
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What part of it? Like, I don't
understand. You have to... Like the
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Like, it gets real hard and I gotta...
So it's like a metal part in there?
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No. Like Iron Man and stuff? It's like,
no, it's like my whole dick gets hard
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and I need to fuck a hole.
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But what do you do to the doll, though?
Is it not... It's gonna pop, no?
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Can I just show you?
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Well, yeah.
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Absolutely. I said you'd never ask.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm -hmm. And trust me,
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not gonna give you no problems. You
know, I've been without any action. Long
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time of I was actually talking to my oh
my girlfriend.
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Oh, oh wow This is the condition yeah,
what anaconda
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condition It's a condition.
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It is a condition.
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I've never seen something like this. I
thought this only happened in movies
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Well, you know you have my doll I can
handle it Well, you need to Didn't you
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say you're gonna practice on me?
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And stuff, you know, so I could see what
you do to the doll.
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I mean, I feel so bad, so now you need
your doll, so maybe I could help, you
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know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, this is what you do? Yeah, yeah,
this is what I do to the doll.
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It's better because it's real.
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Well,
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why don't you move and get comfortable.
I want to feel the dog experience.
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Oh, you can use them hands, go ahead.
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Oh,
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this is how you train the doll?
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Oh, wow.
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That's amazing.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wow,
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I think...
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this is the best thing in my life yeah
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oh
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you like the taste of dog
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what is it plastic
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I want to definitely feel the full doll
experience.
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It's almost getting into your arm.
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It tastes so good.
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Let's see if that's it at all. Let's see
if that's it at all.
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Wow.
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Oh, this is long.
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My girlfriend is never going to believe
me.
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Aren't we just doing that?
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Oh, it gets better?
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resigned from this job anyways.
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Yeah.
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fucking big.
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to help me with this.
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You know, with y 'all customer service
or if I need to sue y 'all.
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What? Yeah, I'm gonna go shower.
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Are you kidding me?
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Was it dick sucking enough?
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