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Hello, I am Will Blizzardtown, I'm 5 '8", I am 198 pounds, fighting out of

Vegas, Nevada.

Hi, I am Lila, the real life Amazon is lovely.

I am 5 '8", 5 '9", 245 pounds, and I am fighting out of Las Vegas

by way of San Diego.

So a lot of people called me out, you know, I just go ahead and respond, you

know, just put another win in the W column.

Because, honestly, I don't think she's ready.

We can keep it chill today, or, you know, we can get a little mean.

That's right.

I'm here, and I'm calling out Will Tyle.

I'm here to fight. This is a sex fight, and I know I can win this and seduce him

into a W for me.

Yeah, after I get done with this match, you know, that's going to be sweet.

It's going to take over the wall, probably fuck all up and through here.

And even at night, they glow right on the titties.

And after the sex fighting, Will wants to fuck these titties so bad, I'm going

to wrap these around that big dick and jerk it off until it pops just for me.

To Evolve Fight Mixed Wrestling.

We have an awesome matchup for you today. We have a brand new, real -life

on the mat. Give a warm welcome to Lila Lovely.

She will be taking on a veteran, the lizard, Mr. Will Tile.

Wrestlers, we have six minutes on the clock. This is round one.

There we go.

Alright.

Alright.

Nice. Good pressure. Good pressure. What

are you doing?

You

don't

need to come.

You don't need that.

That's nice. You've got a nice little chin for it. Uh -huh. That's right.

It distracts you.

It's not a good one.

It's

really

simple.

Are you getting tired?

It's only the first round.

It's very good.

Want to suck me off?

Yeah.

Now where's that titty at?

You can't take it from me.

Wapping you with your own loincloth.

Grabbing the dick, grabbing the leg.

Oh, you looking at a cock?

Where you going?

You see a pitty -pitty there.

There you go.

Yeah.

Stop milking.

There you go.

Now, where is it? Let me just get that out.

She's got the dick. She's got the dick.

She ain't jerking it.

Look at her butt.

She's just lifting into that little butt cheek.

Keeping her ear right on it.

That's where her dick is.

She's moving away.

She's got the dick.

Space is slick.

give it to her. I mean, she was pretty strong, but I mean, she ain't ready for

me, alright? This is going to be an easy win.

Alright, you guys. I'm just getting warmed up over here.

You see, I was grabbing the dick.

I'm the lady that's in charge on the mat.

Clearly, we all know who's going to win this.

The judges scored round one a 10 -9 round. Giving that 10 -2.

We'll tile over here.

Six minutes are on the clock. Rest first.

Wait! I don't even have to look at you. I'm not even going to look at you.

You want to look at my pretty face? I don't look at you. I don't look at you.

Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me. Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

I think that's it, man. Are you?

I think the ref will come in there.

Where are you going to go?

Oh, I'm going places.

Are you? Maybe I'm not.

Are you?

I think I know what you're trying.

You know what you're trying to do.

Okay, maybe I'm not a little bit too sure for it.

That's fine.

No, you're good.

You got the dick.

I'm just going to move that to the front.

Having a long dick is less than it hurts.

Oh, yeah.

She's got it. She's tugging it.

I'm going to move it to the back.

Move it to the back. Yeah. Watch your shoulder.

Nope.

She's got a little coyote look on her leg.

Cross babe.

Where you going?

Head pressure.

Watch your arm there. He could throw you over the top. Be careful.

Get in here.

Lay him down. Lay him down. You're in side control.

You're in side control. You're good. You're good.

In between the walls.

Mount over. Pass that leg over. Over the top. Other leg. Other leg.

Other leg.

Over the top. She's bigger than her leg. Right leg. Over him.

There you go.

Only one shoulder up, girl.

Only one shoulder.

Holy motherfucker.

Yeah. I don't want to be doing this now.

That's right. It's a good time to take a break.

Mm -hmm. Oh, no, I'm good.

Mm -hmm. It's been great.

Oh, yes, it has. Mm -hmm.

All right.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, nice dodge. All right. That was smooth.

Mm -hmm.

Got it.

Mm -hmm.

That was something. Mm -hmm.

That's what I want.

You ain't going nowhere now.

Grab your head and smother him with your titties, girl.

There you go.

You can suffocate him with them.

Nice job.

Get off there, James.

Oh, you getting tired?

You getting tired?

What you doing?

Oh, you trying to suck up a dick? That's what you're trying to do.

You can suck on it later after I win.

You don't trust me. He ain't at me.

Are you driving me, you mother -

and those legs up.

I call this the Danny Stanley Motile for my dick.

No, now what's with the leg?

I'm in the middle.

It's right down there.

Uh -oh, no big deal.

You try to cut an angle.

It ain't helping.

Time to get a round two.

Oh, well, did you look at that? A little tie around, but I ain't worried about

that because the next round, I'm going to make a call.

All right, I'm still a little disappointed on that first round. We got

on the second.

This third round, I'm talking that dick this whole time.

I'm winning, and he's coming.

We're back for the third and final round of this matchup. The judges scored

round two a tie. 10 -10 round.

A reminder that if an orgasm occurs in this round, round three, it is instant

victory for the orgasm inflifter. It is anybody's game right now.

Six minutes on the clock to see how this pans out, wrestlers.

Nice track.

Oh,

what were you saying?

What were you saying? You're talking that shit?

I'm going to roll that up.

I got those titties. I'm just going to put my dick on you.

No,

no, no. It's good.

It's good.

Let's put these together. There you go.

No, no, no. Let's let my titties work with you.

All right. If you want me to get down, I'll just go for the pussy.

You should whiz her.

I'm playing the piano.

Whiz her.

Rub that right there.

It's like a wizard.

A lizard wizard.

Funny.

Yeah, I got a couple jokes.

We fucked you in our wheelie, Wando.

That's gonna be devastating.

It's only about, what, three minutes away?

We should be looking at the clock.

No. What clock?

Huh? Oh!

I know what time it is.

Oh!

Oh, he's trying to push me down!

Now you're going to go for a ride.

You might want to keep that lady.

Oh, you got the strong man.

You got a little strong man.

What were you saying?

You said no, right?

Oh, there it is.

Yeah.

Let's go and play with that real quick.

Let me feel.

Oh, is it wetting? Is that wetting, I see?

That is sweat.

That is sweat.

You want to smell it? It ain't sweat.

Keep looking at it.

Don't worry.

It'll be in your mouth soon.

Not on your terms.

Not on your terms.

What were you saying about your terms?

Oh, I ain't even breaking a sweat.

Can you not breathe for so long?

Hard to lick some of yours off your forehead though.

Let me get that dick.

That's too sweet for you.

That's too sweet for you. What about that pit sweat? Let me get that.

Get that dick.

No, you're good. Yeah, get that dick. No, you're good.

You can have it later.

Let's give it a few minutes. You'll have it later.

knees quick.

Oh, you think you're going to finish strong, huh?

Yeah, this ain't that kind of commercial.

She's mighty.

But not that mighty.

I want that.

I'm coming here.

Just right there.

Where

you

going? That far? Oh, that's right.

Oh, that's right.

You're sitting on my face.

I'm coming now.

Oh, you didn't go up on me.

You were trying to drum up me. That was smooth.

Uh -huh.

You can't drum up me from the side, bro.

That's not how it works.

You can't drum up me if you're up again.

What you about to be right now?

These titties took an L today.

But they aren't an L.

No, they're not.

They're probably like, what, size H?

Around there.

Cheek up.

Cheek up.

Well, I could lose them. You know what that means, right?

I need to get down.

Yeah.

I think you know what to do.

There we go.

Ah, that's it.

Hmm, this is nice.

Notice it.

See, when I saw you, we had this matching range. First thing that came to

mind was this exact moment. When I saw that L and what I was saying was how I

was going to win.

And I was going to do this to you.

It tastes good. It tastes like winter did.

You don't need no hands. Just put it in your mouth.

Put it right there. There you go.

In it goes.

Good.

Yes.

That's what you wanted?

Not exactly, but...

Well, you can read back talking about those titties.

Oh, no, no. Bring the titties. I don't want to fuck them.

There we go.

Yeah.

If you did this during the match, you probably would have won.

But you didn't.

You wouldn't allow me.

I wouldn't allow you because I was going to win. Yeah.

You know.

I didn't want you to feel bad. It'd be my first time, and I'll embarrass you on

the mat.

Don't worry.

That was never a possibility.

Sure. Never a possibility.

I'm fine.

I'm pretty fine.

All right, six time.

Way back.

Oh no, I got more.

Are you ready for this?

It's warm.

It's watery.

That's right, you squirt. I remember that.

Yeah.

Oh, how does that feel?

Good. It feels good?

I want to hear a little bit louder. A little bit louder. What does it feel?

Okay. It feels okay?

Mm -hmm.

It feels okay?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, your pussy's kind of fucking wet. It's talking to me. Yeah.

Yeah?

Oh, what's that?

Is that just good? Is that okay?

Yeah.

Oh, no. You need to get out. Let me get you in. No, sleep right now.

I'm going to fuck you. You're right on the Evolve Vice logo.

Why are you blowing me a dick?

Because I'm a winner, ain't I?

Because I'm a fucking winner.

Oh, go ahead. Throw it back.

Oh, there you go.

See, you getting it.

There it is.

You're not a sore loser.

You're not a sore loser? Uh -uh.

Good. Uh -uh.

Because I'm going to work you out. Yeah.

Uh -huh. Oh, trust me, honey.

I can start like this.

You know what?

Let's get a little comfortable. You're just as tall as I am. Get up.

Now we're not friends. Mm -hmm you call my dick mediocre gonna be a little bit

of problem Show you

something different

Oh, it's still mid?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

What you doing, huh?

You got a fart on me? Uh -uh. No?

No. Put it everywhere.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

What what what what what come

on

come on

somebody who's supposed to be a dick? Yeah.

What?

This is for the match? Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, that's a lot.

Put that in there.

I appreciate it.

Oh, now we're friends?

No, we're not.

But you're going for a little ride.

Oh, really?

Oh, so you did come.

That's a good girl.

All right, Tyler, look at me. Turn away.

No, don't look at me.

I said turn away.

That's it. Take the whole dick.

Take the whole dick. There you go.

In and out.

Nice and slow. Oh, is that a oh, yeah?

Oh, I think I heard that.

No, no, that's not what I heard.

See, now you're lying.

I don't like liars.

Don't worry.

You're not getting a rematch.

Oh, sure.

Well, it's because I just beat your ass.

Fuck your pussy's way up somewhere.

Life's so wet, huh?

It's hot in here.

It's funny because vaginas don't sweat. They only just get lubricated

themselves.

You're a vagina expert.

I know a thing or two from all the winning.

You know, like I know this works.

Fuck.

I wouldn't brush it back to reality.

You know what?

I feel like cumming.

I think I might cum on those tits.

But you got to walk around with them all around town without wiping them off.

That's part of me winning.

You got to get everybody's notice. It's only for the day, though.

I wanted to lick that sweat earlier, but you wouldn't give it to me.

I can lick whatever I want.

Oh yeah,

there we go.

Right on those tits.

Get one right there.

Right here.

Put a little bit up here.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, don't move.

There you go.

Till midnight.

You got to keep it on now.

Now I'm going to use the shower. You have to, but you can't use it because

got to keep it on.

Yeah, I'll be sure to keep it on there all day.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Congratulations, Will Pyle. You had some fun spinning on top of her. You were

like helicoptering on top of her back.

I mean, I like trying to do that. It makes it so I don't have to do too much

friction, especially when it's sweating. But she didn't buck me off. The first

time I went for it, I'm like, oh, man, this ain't going to pull off.

And then it did, and I'm like, oh, jeez, I'm going for like three of these.

I got some facial shots of you that are just amazing.

She's a powerful lady, I could tell. She would get you in almost a pin. You're

trying to avoid the pin, but the look on your face was just like, what?

Well, at one point, I think it was right over here, I had her in a whizzer, and

I'm like, cool, I got the position, and she just clamped a little bit, and I was

like, oh, hey, goddamn.

All right, bro.

You called her mighty in the third round. You're like, wow, she is mighty.

think that was the perfect description.

Just like a mighty human being.

Mighty. Yeah.

Oh, I loved it.

So what was it like wrestling? Because she is powerful.

Definitely can learn some things, but definitely there was a lot of strength.

And she did understand how to shift her weight.

There was definitely some intuition there, which tells me that there's

potential. But for a second, and I just didn't.

want to like catch on that that's how I kind of played my game so I was like as

long as so I was like I got to get her out of here quick because as soon as she

clicks like oh he's gonna go this way if I shift this way a lot of my

positioning is gonna get fucked yeah and especially when I want to like try to

get at her titties I want her to roll into me and she just wasn't playing ball

and that's when I was like oh okay she gets it so I went for the pussy and as

soon as she did she just like yanked me back and I'm like okay well I'm not

gonna be able to get any offense off so I'll just go for the pins Go for a

little bit of kissing. I wanted to go for the toes, but I didn't want to get

kicked in the head, so I let that one slide.

Yeah, there was a lot of positions. It was hard to get any sexual things

she was defending so well, and she was so powerful that I saw you kind of just

having to use your face to lick, lick, lick, lick, lick. Not so much fingering,

not so much any penetration, but just going for whatever you could because...

She was a handful for you.

Yeah, like right there in the third round, I kind of felt, you know, there

little bit of wood happening.

I'm like, okay, as soon as I get her, I'm going to try to penetrate her. She

immediately yanks my dick because she obviously must have sensed the same

I did. I'm like, goddamn, well, that dream just died.

As soon as it's fully hard, like, now she's just going to, you know, her arm's

almost as long as mine.

So I'm like, she's going to be able to get to it, so I can't do that unless I

plan on just riding her back for the entire match, which we don't want to do

that to you, the fan.

Yeah, but.

You know, you got to do whatever you have to to win. So if that's what it

that's what it takes.

It's hard for the fans to watch it and understand.

We don't script this. It's not like this is choreographed and we're like, okay,

you guys move this way.

Like y 'all are in a competitive sex fight. So you're trying to do things

sometimes.

It's like a chess game, a mental -cerebral game where you're thinking,

to do this thing, but if I do that, I'm going to put myself in it. If she knows

what she's doing, she can do this thing. So you have to be methodical about it.

Yeah, because I try to hit her with a body triangle so I can try to, like,

her from there.

Probably get a little choking in, a little bit of kiss on the neck, and I

couldn't wrap it around because every time she'd just fight my leg. Yeah.

well, fuck, all right, I'll just get some grape vines and hope for the detail

like this.

I'm pretty sure you see my face like she's crushing me, and I'm like, I'm

to fuck this. I'm getting something.

I got to get something.

I'm walking away with something.

Do you feel we were looking out for your safety? Yes.

Did you do anything you didn't want to do today? No. Do you want to come back?

Yeah. All right.

Who do you want to call out for your next Evolve Sites match?

Rocky Emerson's all the time. Oh, that's right. You know, she's like just.

Super tall.

If I can't get her, Carmen Valentina, she's a little spry, a little bit out of

my weight class, but I heard she got some skills. She does. She'll arm bar

Be careful.

Yeah.

I'll be ready for it.

I can always get avenged at loss. I mean, you know, we already had a rubber

match between me and Daisy, but I'm willing to go round four, you know.

I think fans would love that, too. I'm ready to just solidify the dominance.

for once and for all stay up on that shit well thank you so much

let's wave bye to the members bye y 'all

Lila, lovely, welcome to RMAT.

We met at, was it at XBiz in Florida, and I thought, you are the real life

Amazon, and I immediately come purring up to you like a little kitty. I'm like,

I'm little, you're at Amazon, we should be friends.

Absolutely, yeah.

I'm so excited.

I could feel all the members just...

already sending me thank yous for getting you on the mat, so I'm excited.

already had a couple people DMing me, please get Lila, please get Lila, and I

already knew we had the book, so I was like... So let's start from the moment

you walked in here, or actually the day before. You said you got a little

nervous, you were watching tape, you were trying to make sure you understood

everything. Yeah. What was your experience? I just wanted to have, like,

good gist i mean i had a gist of like what you guys do but i was like let me

just study this just a little bit more if i was definitely a little nervous and

excited at the same time it's a little bit of the unknown i knew it was gonna

cool but i wasn't really sure and i've never really done like wrestling on a

like this before so

I was like, I'm going to just kind of wing it. I'm pretty strong right now, so

think I can handle it.

Yeah, you are strong. In arm wrestling, that was the first hint to me where I

was like, oh, she's very powerful.

So what do you do for your workout? You do trains?

Yeah, so I weight lift four times a week right now.

So I see a trainer twice a week and then the other two days I am on my own. Oh,

that's so cool. So you are, like Will said, you are mighty. There is muscle to

back up that beauty. All right. I love it. So you got a little nervous, but you

knew you were working with Will. Yeah. And that made you a lot more

A lot more comfortable.

We've had past scenes before and just like a good rapport in general. So I

like safe and comfortable with him. Like nothing.

I didn't think anything crazy was going to happen anyways, but I felt. extra

like confident going in because you both were here.

Oh, fantastic.

Yeah, you guys had great chemistry. The trash talk from the wrestling and then

even in prize rounds, you two getting sassy with each other was hilarious.

I was dying laughing. It's fine.

I was like, oh, this is a good day. This is a good day.

And can we talk about your conditioning?

Yeah. I thought for sure you sounded winded in round one. I'm like, oh, she

might have. A lot of people, if they haven't wrestled before, they don't

it's a different type of cardio. Yeah. And they gas themselves out. I've seen

happen. And a hundred times, they come in here, put everything into the first

seconds, and then they can't go on. And I thought, well, she might not be able

to make it all these rounds. I almost thought that myself, too. And I was

oh, my God.

You got more?

I was so out of breath.

But then you took a break, a very short break. So our fans don't really know how

long of a break in between. It's not like it's a televised fight where they

see you guys talking to a corner and there's only one minute.

They don't know. But some of my wrestlers, they take...

half an hour, sometimes an hour in between rounds. You and Will were like,

let's go, let's go, let's go. And I was like, damn, she's an animal.

And you come right back at round two, you got a second win. What happened?

How did you get that second win? I think I was just like, okay, this is what it

is. I don't need to put everything into every single move because I need to be

able to, I want to win. I really wanted to win.

I like the challenge of it.

I didn't get into a ton of sex moves like right off the bat because I just

so focused on winning and like doing a good job wrestling. So doing everything

at once kind of got overwhelming in my brain at once. But I was like, yeah, I

want to take my time and I want to like do this right. And I can pace myself a

little bit. Yeah, I noticed that. And you're pretty limber. Like he was

you, throwing you around. And I thought, oh, I don't. Because sometimes if

you've never wrestled and you roll over, your neck can get a little sore just

because you're just. using muscles that you haven't used before. You were just

rolling in and out of things. You're very limber and strong. You're the full

package. You're a true athlete. Thank you. It was an honor to watch you.

Awesome. So, do you feel we were respecting your boundaries?

100%. Did you do anything you didn't want to do today? No. Do you want to

back?

100%. All right. So, we have a lesbian site, which is Evolve Fight Les.

We have a mixed wrestling site.

Do you have anyone you want to call out for either of those? Okay. I have one

for each. All right.

I've been recommended Jackson.

Jackson Briggs. Oh, yeah. He's a punk.

You'll love him.

Okay. Yeah. I think I know who this is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, that actually

would be. a really interesting one now that I think about it. The other one,

lesbian one, I mean, I've really been wanting to get my hands on London.

London River. Yeah, and her and I have been each other's DMs over the last few

years. I think that would be something really fun. Girl, you just came up with

the best idea.

Two busty blondes. Yeah. Two of my favorite human beings, just sweet

Oh my God.

I love her so much. Yeah. Yeah, that's a great idea. Cool.

Thank you so much. Let's wave bye to the members.

Bye, guys.

Yeah.