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What are you doing? Please stand up.
We're taking this seriously. Oh, yeah,
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yeah, sure.
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We never sit and sing.
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Of course, of course.
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Can you do the second verse, though?
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I want to be able to record it with my
phone so I can practice with my father a
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little bit. Sure, sure, sure.
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One second.
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Did you hear something?
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No.
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Hey, can I feel your diaphragm?
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I really appreciate helping you out.
Yes, yes, come here. I already said
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is everything. Please, please, come
here. Please, please.
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Right here is the diaphragm. And so
breathing exercises are actually more
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important than the singing itself.
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So we'll breathe in on the count of ten.
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One, two, three.
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And exhale on ten.
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Just like that.
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Yeah. Can I actually say one more time?
I just want to make sure I have the
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right area to focus on. I guess so.
Okay.
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Ready? We'll breathe in deep. Make sure
that you breathe in deep with me,
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please. Will do.
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Got it?
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Yeah, um, actually, I just have one more
question.
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I would really like to see how much air
it takes for you to take your high five.
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All the air, all the air. Can I kill?
Yes, yes.
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Kira! I know I heard that. Is that your
brother upstairs?
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Is it because we're making all this
noise?
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No, the brother, absolutely not. I'm not
related to that animal upstairs at all.
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Please continue.
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I'm begging you to tell me, she said.
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Kira, you've got to be kidding me.
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Chad, it's nice to see you.
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Hey, it's all right. I really want to go
anyways.
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Well, please don't go.
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Look, I have a little treehouse I can
use.
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It's quiet.
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It's secluded.
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It won't bother us.
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No, no, really, really.
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I have to go, and I have to go learn my
new script, but hey, I have a good word
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for you.
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Oh, hey, wait, wait, wait.
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You know, there's a new theater house in
town, and I was just thinking maybe you
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and I could check it out.
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Um.
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Please let me show you how much I want
to be more than your sister.
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Bella, what the hell?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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What are you doing barging in like that?
Are you covered? Yeah, I'm covered.
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time, you could please give us some
peace and quiet. No! You live like a
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I'm the one that needs the peace and
quiet. You don't understand.
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Lacey's casting for the new Habanera,
and I just know if I could flirt with
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a little... I don't care.
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Now is not a good time.
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Really? Because it looks like you're so
busy.
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I was just... It helps me blossom.
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It helps me sleep.
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Is your dad or, like, my mom home yet?
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No, not until tonight. Why?
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That's great, because if you'll allow
it, I can maybe get a few hours of shut
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-eye. Okay? So, Amscray, Vamoose, kindly
get the fuck out!
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You know, it would be nice if everyone
in my life said, slam a door in my face!
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The black.
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Knock on her door, ask her to keep it
down. No way, that's like super awkward.
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Maybe you could ask her later on to keep
the noise down.
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No, no way. I'm already pressing on the
hospitality just to let me stay here.
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Maybe you should have stayed in a hotel
or something.
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No, I mean, you already know that I've
spent everything I have on my house. I
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just had to figure out a way how not to
get fired while the renovators are
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working. I thought you just showed up to
work whenever you felt like it. No,
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wait, I've been late like almost every
day this week. I mean, I could show up
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work if my sleep state wasn't so screwed
up.
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like a decent night's sleep in almost
two months.
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They're newlyweds. I think it's kind of
cute.
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Ugh, absolutely disgusting.
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Disgusting? What, you mean to tell me
you don't find your mom attractive?
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No! She's my mom.
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And she's hot as hell.
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You know, I had a sex dream about her
once.
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What are you, a carpet cleaner?
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Carpet cleaner?
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Oh, yeah, you know, the carpet cleaner,
donut bumper.
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A muff diver.
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A bean flicker.
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Are you trying to say lesbian?
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Yeah.
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No.
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There are a couple of times I... Let's
just say I've dabbled.
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But for your mom, I'd totally be her
carpet cleaner. Without question. Any
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Any time.
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On that note... Wait, Chad.
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I can't find headphones.
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Try them.
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You're up early.
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Yep.
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Oh, and I asked Mom and Dad to stop
pretending they're porn stars. What?
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But you didn't, did you?
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No. But I don't get why you don't just
ask her.
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Okay, because between me and my mom,
there's just something weird about
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sexuality.
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Mm -hmm.
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She was kind of like my first crush.
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No, no, no. Don't get all judgy and
shit, you know? I mean, this happens to
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lot of guys.
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And, you know, I'm just trying to get
back on my feet after my divorce with
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Jamie.
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I don't want things to be weird while I
stay here for the next couple months.
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And you think it might be weird if you
bring up sex?
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I just kind of want to act as normal as
possible, you know? I'm just kind of
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hoping that these memories disappear.
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Jesus. I was like, you... What did you
do?
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You know what?
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It's nothing really serious, and I kind
of regret bringing it up to you.
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Um... What's going on with you?
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Well, I'll hear from Lizzie if I get the
role tomorrow, or maybe even today.
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I'm really hoping she comes by today.
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And if she does?
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Keep it down.
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Cool. I appreciate that.
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Do you maybe want to go shopping with
me?
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My 19th is this weekend, and I really
need a dress.
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Maybe you can help me find something a
little sexy?
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Huh?
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Shopping.
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Oh, no, no.
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No, I can't go shopping. I've got to go
to work, and then afterwards I'm going
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to swing by my place. I'm going to try
and see if I can speed those contractors
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up so I can get out of here fast.
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Cool. Sounds great.
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Yep.
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You be good there, kiddo.
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And wing it a minute.
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I figure you don't do that. Yeah.
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Look, I'm going to ask my dad to keep it
down for you from now on. No, no,
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absolutely not.
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Yeah, it's fine.
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Really. But honestly, I like your
company.
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I know.
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It's a little bit quieter in my room
than yours, right?
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Yeah.
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Why don't I sleep here?
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If that's cool with you.
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Yeah. It's fine.
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deprivation is going to be the death of
me.
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I've been so sleep -deprived that last
night I thought I saw you come into my
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bed.
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Really? Yeah, like you would ever leave
this spacious bed for my twin bed.
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It's funny you still fit that thing.
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Oh, yeah.
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I mean, this bed is much nicer.
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You don't mind if I, like, spread out a
little, do you?
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What?
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Wait, what?
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Chad!
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Chad, no!
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Stop! Shh, shh, shh.
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It's going to look weird if they walk in
here and see me in your bed.
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Oh, come on. Just tell them the truth,
then.
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What? Through the... No.
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Hey, um... Uh -uh.
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Oh, wait, wait. Good night, kiddo.
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Whatever happened with you and your mom?
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But the least you can do is tell them
what happened.
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You know about my dad, right? Before he
went to prison.
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He used to rough her up quite a bit.
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When I got to be your age, I'd protect
her from him.
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God, he absolutely hated that.
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So she started sleeping in my room to
escape him, and I'd protect her if he
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broke in.
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Well, dad came home one night, drunk
like usual.
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I could usually take him out when he was
drunk, but...
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This time he was just running around the
house, picking out everything of value
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and just stuffing it in his suitcase.
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He was going to sell it to get on some
business deal, the thing that was
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supposed to make us rich.
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Mom was just upset and she was crying.
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So I ran over and grabbed the phone and
called the police on him like usual.
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And this time he pulled a gun on me.
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He had this cold, murderous look in his
eyes.
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I knew I was going to die.
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She stood in front of me, and Dad pulled
the trigger.
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I mean, the gun misfired, obviously, but
when he went to try and cock it back
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again, I grabbed the coffee pot and hit
him where it had knocked him out cold.
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That was the night Mom decided to leave
him, and he went to jail.
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But, you know, she kept sleeping in my
bed. She was just scared
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that he would break out of prison and
come kill us all.
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Hell, I mean, she didn't even wake him.
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crying most of the time one time i was
just trying to calm her down i was
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cutting her hair she just leaned in and
kissed me
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okay
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um i'm really exhausted
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really tired good night kiddo okay
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Chad?
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You say one word to end it.
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I won't tell anyone.
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Okay. I'm really, really exhausted,
alright?
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Good night, kiddo.
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For the record, I don't think there's
anything wrong with what you two did.
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Who the hell gets to decide who you
love?
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I love her, but I'm not in love with
her. And she isn't in love with me.
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just confused.
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And emotions are like wires in your
head.
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And they can get crossed when you've
been through a lot of awful.
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So who's prettier?
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Your mom or Lacey?
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We went to high school together.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah, but...
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I actually won't pay the bills.
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So, stay in school.
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Oh, and don't get married until you're
30.
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Chad.
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Kira, please leave.
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You love me now.
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Does this thing dare ever turn you on?
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Don't be mad, it's just a question.
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What are you doing?
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I like you, Chad, but you never give me
the time of day anymore.
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I want to act, but I can't think.
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I know a role in a musical is a... pipe
dream, but I thought maybe if I could
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score a role in that production, just
maybe it would impress you.
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Kira, you're acting really strange,
okay?
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I'm into you, Chad.
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You can't be into me, obviously.
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Please, can you not be so serious?
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I don't want to marry you.
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All I want is a kiss.
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your arms around me all night.
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But I swear to God, after that I'll just
leave you alone. Let you sleep.
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This is... This is absurd.
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You don't think I'm pretty.
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Your ex -wife, she's so pretty.
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No, no, no. I think you're pretty.
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No, you don't.
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Fuck you.
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I think you're beautiful, you're
stunning.
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Why else do you think I would be in bed
when I know I shouldn't be?
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for so long.
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I could tell.
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Yeah,
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of course.
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You think it could be more than just a
thought to you?
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If we
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do this
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and everything, you're going to be cool
on everything afterwards.
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Imagine your hands on the leaves.
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Did you ever do this with your ex -wife?
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She kind of seemed like a prude to me.
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Your mom's sucking you off for your
sister.
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You thought you were going to make me
tap out, didn't you?
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