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My name is Will Freaking Stuntow, 5 '9", 198 pounds, fighting out of Las Vegas,

Nevada, by way of Jacksonville, Florida.

I am Jocelyn, the Officer Jane, height 5 '9", weight 165, fighting

out of Las Vegas, by way of Miami.

So, they brought me this tall, blonde, she -ra looking chick. She looks like

she's in pretty good shape, but I mean, I'm just going to go three rounds.

Whoop on her, and then I'm just going to drop a low.

So, I did Taekwondo.

I was on the crew team. I'm just an all -around athlete, and this guy is going

down.

So, after I go ahead and whoop on her, I'm just going to go ahead and give him,

like, some real hard dicks. You know what I'm saying?

You know, just show up real good to the Evolve Fight Arena and show her how it's

done. I'm a champion.

Feel me?

You feel me?

And after I whoop his ass, I'm going to put him in handcuffs.

And I'm going to have him fuck the shit out of me.

Welcome to Evolve Fight Mixed Wrestling. We have a very fun matchup today. We

have a rookie new to the Evolve Fight match.

We have Jocelyn Jane, the officer over here in the blue bikini. She is taking

on... A veteran, Mr.

Will Freaking Steintile in the turquoise shorts.

All right, we have six minutes on the clock, wrestlers.

Fight.

Back take.

Where you going?

Stretching all arms out.

That strong arm.

It's not going to let you move those arms like that.

Yeah, that's it, girl. That's how you get points. Here.

Keep going for it.

That's a signature move. You need to tap out if it's too much. Do it verbally

or with your hands.

Look out for your own safety.

Don't let it get too much.

It's going to be difficult.

Easy on her knee there.

She's up on top. Come on. Get up. Take a minute, sweetie.

I'm

struggling.

May I tickle your arm? Are you ticklish? Okay.

You want me to look at it?

Thank you.

I'm still able to get a pin right in?

You're going to let her pin you?

Oh, oh no.

She's on top of the kitchen too. You got a pin in her face.

Nope, I'm good. That's right. Take those kisses, girl. You did it.

Swickaroo.

Did your dick take off?

Oh, shit.

Oh, you're not going to kiss me.

I'm good.

You're such a sore loser.

I don't kiss losers.

Oh, oh, oh.

I should stick on my feet.

I should stick on my feet.

I should stick on my feet.

I like this nipple. It's working out for me.

Kyle,

let's get around the woods.

Yeet.

Wow, I'm arguing with you. Why is that not surprising?

Yeah, boom.

At first, I was just taking it easy on him, but you know, a few times I had to

lay down the actual law.

So, I'm just going to go ahead and take rounds two and three and just make this

a clean sweep.

So, I definitely didn't win that round, but he has ticklish feet and, you know,

I like to play dirty.

The judges scored round one at ten -nine rounds, giving ten to Frekenstein.

We have six minutes on the clock.

Wrestlers, fight.

No fucking doubt.

I

got

hunger.

You'll be getting plenty of it soon.

I was just giving spankings.

Come on now.

Come on.

No, dear.

No way you're getting that when it goes inside you when I fuck you.

What time so far? The same time.

There you go.

Let's see how it fits.

Get those panties off him. Get those panties off him. Put all your weight on

him. You've got to put your weight on him, girl.

You've got to put your panties heavy.

Ha ha.

Put your knees down. Put your knees down.

Down. Both knees down.

Put all that weight. There you go.

You can handle it.

You've been here before.

Yeah, I don't like it now.

Start fucking that dick.

Give him some sex.

There you go. Put that ass in his face. There you go.

Don't worry about his hands. Don't worry about those hands.

He's got nothing. Lick it, lick it.

Lick around his body.

Lick, lick.

I don't think she's gonna get it if I put it in her mouth.

There you go.

Thank you.

So even with the ref out there giving advice which is complete bullshit I'm

pretty sure I can just go ahead and make a come in round three and just clean

sweep take home that bet I Think I'm wearing them out. I was able to get on

of him, so hopefully, you know, I'll win.

We're back for the third and final round of this matchup. The judges scored

round two, another 10 -9 round, giving 10 -2. Nope, Mr. Will Tile over here.

A reminder that if an orgasm occurs in round three, it is an instant victory.

So, anyone can win in round three. We have six minutes on the clock. That's

third.

Bye.

him in the face with it.

She thought she would.

What happens if I give a

submission? What happens?

All of this is a submission. You get 20 minutes to do whatever you want.

Okay.

I'm looking for the joke.

That's a tap. That's a tap. We'll let her go down to the center here, Jocelyn.

Do whatever you want. Your 20 seconds starts now.

Sorry,

I have a really wet mouth.

We have four minutes on the clock, wrestlers.

Fight.

No, fuck him. Like you have a strap on. Get behind him. There you go. Oh, no,

no, no.

Sit on his face.

Put your pussy right on his face.

Good.

Oh, your elbow is sharp.

Just sit on it and put your weight on it. Don't worry about it. Keep your

position. Put that weight down.

Grab it with a hand.

Grab the balls.

Grab something. Give me some seconds.

I can do it.

Don't worry. If you grab the one hand, who cares?

You got two hands. You got a mouth.

I cannot reach my hands.

This grade's going to be so long.

Put your weight on it. Put your weight on it.

Safety first.

Damn it.

Watch your feet. Watch your feet.

This fight went to decision.

The judges scored round three. Another 10 -9 round. Your winner is Frekenstein

with 30 -27.

Take your prize.

Get down there, loser.

Like, like, like.

Oh fuck.

Here we go, here we go.

Let's call you daddy.

I didn't learn that right.

Only winners can call me daddy.

Real winners call me Dolphin Pop.

I'm gonna have to beg you to fuck me doggie style or what?

Give me that fucking cum. Give me that fucking cum. Give me that fucking cum. I

want that cum. I want that cum. I want that cum. Oh, I want to have my pussy.

I want to see that little pussy. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, cum on my fucking pussy.

Yes. You want me to fucking breed you? Yeah.

You want oxygen?

Yes. You want that cum inside you?

Yes. Wow, because you're a fucking loser, right? Yes.

Because I fucking won, right? I'm a fucking loser.

Oh, give me that fucking cum. Oh, I need it. I need it, I need it, I need it.

Thank you.

Get back to training.

Maybe you'll see me again.

I'm going to wash you off of me.

Congratulations, Will Tile.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

She looked tough.

She's strong.

Real strong.

Strong like ox.

You know, tough like bear.

But that ain't going to stop me. I mean, look at the victory.

The drip.

The post -cum. Yes. I mean, that should tell you how that went down.

Can't beat skill.

Can't beat perseverance.

Can't beat experience.

She did find a weakness in you. You're ticklish.

Yeah. Yeah.

And once that pussy gets on your face, you seem to kind of not know how to

back. You enjoy the ladies hitting on you, huh?

Look, I'm not going to say that's a weakness because I don't know what

opponents might be watching this. I'm just going to put it out there that

happened.

She did try to sit on my face. I may or may not have spung a little bit of

erection. That's beyond important.

We don't need to talk about that too much. What's so hard about wrestling

We know she's strong, but she was stubborn, it seems. She was not going to

up. She kept hanging in there.

Most of the time, I just put the whammy on them. They just roll over and just

let me do my thing. But no, I had to choke her. I had to take her out just to

stop her.

Yeah, there were many times I think you could have done submissions on her, but

you were just trying to make it a fun, sexy kind of match, and then it kind of

looked like she wasn't able to do as much sexual stuff as you wanted,

so you had to go through that submission so you could get your blowjob, which I

can't blame you. She sucks a mean dick.

She sucks an outrageous dick.

Halfway through it, I'm like, all right, I'm just going to chill.

And then she kept going harder and harder. I was like, all right, I'm tired

this bullshit.

If I can't do what I want, I'm going to have to enforce my will in order to get

what I want.

I like it. I understand that. I really enjoyed watching you. It's always a

pleasure to see you on here. Are there any ladies you want to call out?

R .A. did this before, but you know Cheyenne Jewel, she's still out there.

She needs a good old -fashioned ass open.

Might want to get that rematch with Dee Williams.

You know, that's always in the cards.

Oh, yeah, that one you lost? Yeah, that one W, you know, Charlotte.

Tori Abano, you know, she's around here somewhere doing things.

Looking at this poster, I see, oh, who's blonde?

Who's that blonde over there? London River.

London River, yeah.

Yeah.

You want some of that?

I mean, I'm going to.

If you give it to me, I'll have some of it.

I mean, everybody just called out. That's a certified W.

Especially Dee.

Especially fucking Dee.

We'll see about that. I'm sure Dee will take you up on that. She loves whooping

on other people's asses, too. So we'll see how that goes.

I always like when people like to avenge a loss. So I appreciate you calling out

Dee like that. That's very cool.

All right. Thank you so much. Thanks for.

Putting your seed inside of our new rookie so we can keep the lineage of

wrestlers going. We can have potential new baby wrestlers on the mat later. So

we enjoy that. Thank you very much. Wave bye to the members.

Bye, y 'all.

Officer, how are you, Jufflin Jane?

Good. It was so great to have you here. I didn't know what to expect.

I didn't know too much about you. I thought you were a beautiful woman. We

each other on Twitter. I knew you were going to be here for a...

convention adult convention and uh you walked in you were just this tall glass

of milk and i was so happy to see you when you walked in i was like all right

it's gonna be a good day yeah let's talk about your background in sports you uh

did taekwondo i was on the crew team um and i also have a brother who's four

years older than me so you're used to rough housing yeah for sure so how was

this uh compared to some of the

Other sports you've done, you were used to getting kind of bumped around, so

this was like a walk in the park or what? Yeah, I would say yeah. I just

used to all the wrestling moves.

I definitely need to work on that, but I definitely had a fun time.

Happy to hear it.

And I would definitely love to come back. We would love to have you back.

I see major potential in you. You're very strong, and you're tenacious.

constantly going at him. Yeah, I wasn't going to lay down and let him. I can

tell. You have no idea how to relax. I'm crappy.

When it comes to that, you're an athlete, and I love that about you.

There were moments where you were just figuring out, like, how to do a sit -out

kind of. He had his arm seat belt in front of you, and you were just doing a

-out, and you naturally picked that up. That's something you just did.

The only thing I would suggest in the future is just watch your balance.

putting all your weight on one side, and he's able to just...

flip you and reverse you yeah next time you come here i'm going to teach you how

to have good base okay so you can't get rolled like that yeah and we got to

learn to put our weight on the people i know sometimes we're like i don't want

to be heavy on somebody yeah i want to be nice you know but not here we want to

put our weight on them we want them to be smothered by our asses and our

and we want to make them beg for air so yeah uh it's in you we know we know we

see it And we know you're going to be a superstar, especially because you are an

Amazon. Like, you're a tall, strong female.

Yeah. And you have it. You have the factor that we're looking for. So

everything, the full package, I'm so proud to see you here on the map today

watch you perform.

After coming here today, now you have the feelers for how we do things. Yeah.

Are there any gentlemen you want to call out?

I would...

I'd love to bring out Derek Pierce.

I've loved him forever.

I don't know if he does this sort of stuff.

I'm trying to think who else.

Jason Michaels?

Oh, you would kill him.

He trains, but I think that's a good match.

Yeah, I don't know, though. I mean, height, I know he's shorter than me, but

don't know.

But it would be fun. I love it. I think we'd have a fun time.

Yeah.

I'm trying to think who else.

I like that. I'd like to see it with, like, a Lance Hart over there. Yeah.

a good dude, and I think he would be a good time. Who's that next to him? The

triangle is Nathan Bronson. Okay.

Oh, I'm familiar with Nathan. Yeah.

I'll call out Nathan Bronson. Nathan Bronson's getting called out a lot here.

Oh, and Chad White, too. Chad White, yeah.

I love him. I've been wanting to get him on the Mets for a while. We've been

playing phone tag a lot. Yeah. I'll get him eventually.

So I love that calling out some really tough opponents there. I really admire

that.

Thank you so much for coming. Thank you for having me. Bye.