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Hey, John, you missed a spot there
on the back of your neck.

Fuck you.

Oh, I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry. I was just clowning around.

Cory, seriously, I'm not in the mood.

Turn off the phone.

Let's get the fuck out of here
so I can clean this shit off.

What oh my god, why are there
balloons in your car?

God damn it ash wait You think
this is my fault you drove.

It's your car. You probably
left the doors unlocked.

Fuck you. I locked the car
I know I did I bet

you did besides you're the
one had to go make a

friend tonight You just had
to go find indenture now.

Look, how did he get in?

How did he get in?

He broke in genius.

He probably stole all my stuff, too

He's just standing there watching This

fucking guy John I don't think
that's a good idea.

Hey asshole.

John, you're pretty funny, huh?

John why don't I come over there
and beat the shit out of you?

John get in the car.

You got nothing to say you're just
gonna stand there All the cops on

you don't you get in the car now who
the hell fills balloons with a

bunch of power Everyone's all scared
of you because they saw some

photos on the news, but you're nothing

but a pussy John Come on
John get in the car.

I want to get out of here

Come on, let's go.

Oh, my God, he's creeping me out.

It's not Halloween you piece of shit

You're the one that made us leave.

Somebody told you they serve gags.

But you, you had to go
find it, and you did.

Well, good job, because
it's a fucking break.

These damn balloons are everywhere.

Try and find another exit.

This is not right.

What were you drinking tonight?

It's not blood.

Can we get going before the
creepy clown comes back?

-I know.
-I'm trying.

I just don't know what this
dickhead is doing.

What was that?

-What?
-Jesus Christ, this is not cool.

It felt like someone was kicking
us from underneath the car.

John, just shut up for a second!

God, come on!

That wasn't coming from him.

That was coming from outside.

We're done!

I need you to hold me high.

Oh, it's...

it's free.

What is going on?

It is something I never thought
I would say in my

22 years of broadcast journalism,
but here it goes.

There is an evil clown roaming
the streets of Green Bay.

This frightening video and
many other images of a

mysterious person in a dingy
clown suit roaming the

streets with black balloons have been
flooding social media all week.

While police and city officials are
still determining the proper

recourse for this bizarre situation,
we sent WGRB's very own

Heather Duprey out on location to where
it all began just eight days ago.

Heather, take it away.

Thanks, Tom.

I'm standing under the Mason Bridge,
a quiet little area in

downtown Green Bay that no one ever
paid attention to, until now.

As you can see, there's a frenzy
of action behind me as people

gather, hoping to catch a glimpse of Green
Bay's very own Gags the Clown.

It was here that the clown was
first spotted one week ago.

A passerby stopped to
take pictures in awe

of what he saw and posted
them on social media.

The pictures quickly went viral, intriguing
millions around the world.

But some are suspicious about
the clown's intentions.

While some find it to be harmless,
good-natured fun,

others are troubled, even frightened,
and wish that

whoever was responsible would
quit their clowning around.

Last thing I need to
worry about is some

unstable person dressed
in a clown suit.

I mean, how is this not illegal?

Children are scared.

Parents are scared.

Heck, I'm scared.

What are people really scared of?

A killer clown from outer space?

Come on. It's just a guy looking to
have some fun, and I'm all for it.

Now, as reported earlier this week,
the Green Bay Police Department

has issued a statement saying that
they will not be pursuing this

individual unless they have reason to

believe that he or she
has broken the law.

However, due to the commotion
that Gags the Clown has

created, the police department
will be increasing its

patrols and questioning anyone
for suspicious behavior.

If you or anyone you know
has seen this individual

or any other individual dressed
like a clown, you

are instructed to call the police
department immediately.

Come out, come out, wherever
you are, Gags the Clown.

Regardless of your thoughts
on the Green Bay Clown's

actions, it's safe to say that he or
she has this city's attention.

For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey.

Make sure to check back in at 10 p.m.

as we continue our on-location coverage
for WGRB's Gags Watch.

Cut!

Gags watch?

That's what our crack team of writers
spent a week coming up with?

Sounds like a porno for a fuck's sake.

Last time I'm gonna tell
you this, dude.

You gotta wait outside for 30 minutes.

No one's gonna expect.

It happens.

But you gotta trust me on this.

-Hey!
-It's Heather Dupree!

-What?
-From Channel 9.

I go in for gags.

She is so pretty.

I totally bet.

Totally would.

Hey, what about you, Gags?

You want to bang the hot news lady?

Gags horny.

Gags wants to bang the hot news lady.

Why does Gags sound like
a Neanderthal?

What?

Those original Gags photos are just...

creepy.

You're still looking at them?

I mean, I don't want to
look at them, but...

you know, uh...

-No, I don't.
-Then just don't.

You know when something's
really scary or

creepy and you just can't
stop looking at it?

That's how I feel about
those Gags photos.

Yeah, no, that's your
problem, not mine.

Well, obviously it is my problem.

I just was hoping that you're my partner
and I could confide in it with you.

I guess this clown situation has
you really emotional, huh?

Uh, you know, uh...

Yeah.

As you just heard, I am Charles
Wright, and this

is the Wright Stuff podcast,
coming at you live

every Saturday night for your
listening pleasure.

I almost hate to do it, because I'm so
damn sick of hearing about it myself.

But tonight's topic is something that's
really been bothering me as of late.

As most of you know, I'm a
Wisconsin boy, born and

bred, currently residing in the
beautiful city of Green Bay.

It's small, it's quaint, and for
the most part, peaceful.

But earlier this week,
we had an unwanted

visitor, and his arrival has me
pissed, to say the least.

That's right.

A clown.

A goddamn clown.

Gags the clown, to be exact,
because somebody

thought it'd be a good idea
to name the bastard.

Can anybody tell me what kind of
person dresses up in big floppy

shoes and a red nose and walks around
at 2 o'clock in the morning?

I mean, we're not just talking about
some drunk kid from the house

party down the road who lost a bet and
ran around in a Halloween costume.

This guy, he put some thought
into this with

the sole intent of terrifying
people to death.

And what's worse, he keeps doing it.

He keeps going out and being seen.

I'm thinking this wacko is getting
off on terrifying my

city half to death, and I, for
one, have had enough of it.

Thanks, dude.

Thank you.

Yes!

Ew!

Very good.

Well, you should have
thought about that.

We're passing out.

Oh, right.

-Yeah.
-Eyebrow!
-Eyebrow!

Eyebrow!

-Eyebrow!
-Eyebrow!
-Do it!
-Come on!

Come on!

It's about time.

-It is.
-What was that?

I don't see anything.

-Holy shit!
-What the fuck was that?

It's nothing. Someone just
came in with us.

No.

-Holy shit!
-What, what, what is it?

-It's a clown.
-It's a damn clown.

-Shut up.
-Courtney, that's not funny.

Let's not mess with him.

It's gay.

Oh, God, it's so relaxed.

It's probably just some
jackass dressing.

This isn't funny.

Lock the doors.

Liz, calm down, it's all right.

Someone's probably just
messing with us.

It's not all right. This is my house,
and I fucking hate clowns.

Oh, God.

Oh my god.

Holy shit,

I had no idea that she was so afraid.

Hello.

Nice to meet you.

WGRB is first on the scene
reporting on a major

disturbance at the Pine Street parking
ramp in downtown Green Bay.

While details are limited at
this time, what I can tell

you is that the ramp will be closed
until further notice.

And that an official investigation has

been opened by the Green
Bay Police Department.

Stay tuned to Channel 9 for more updates
on this developing story.

For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey.

And the feed is cut.

Thank fucking god.

Something exciting to report
on in this city.

Unfortunately, Ron wants us officially
sticking with Gags.

Are you fucking kidding me?

He's giving Nathan the parking ramp
so he can stay on the clown caper.

Fucking Nathan.

Yes, it was Gags.

The girl's ride is here.

They were wondering if they
could take her home now.

Yes, I have everything I need.

How bad is the victim it's messy
What's Perkins saying homicide?

It's really messy We have
a mess of a victim an

individual whose face is cut
off that fled the scene

and a witness whose boyfriend is now
MIA wait His face was cut off.

That's what she said.

The man's face was cut off

Of course.

This was eight days ago.

And in those eight days, there
have been about three

confirmed sightings and about a
million unconfirmed sightings.

And what I want to know
is, why are people

grabbing their phones and
taking pictures of them?

Like I said, I'd be grabbing
something else.

I mean, don't these people realize
that by snapping these

pics and loading them online and
going on and on about how

scared we are, not only are we
giving this asshole exactly

what he wants, we're paving the
way for copycats to come

out of the woodwork and look for
the same amount of attention.

Don't even get me started on the GBPD.

I mean, look, I have endless
respect for our men and

women behind the badge going
out there every single

day putting their lives on the
line to protect and serve.

But they have dropped the ball
in a big way this week.

I mean, we have an individual essentially
terrorizing the city.

People are afraid to go out at night.

Parents are afraid to have their
kids walking home from school.

I mean, the city is essentially
under attack, and

yet the cops say there's nothing
they can do about it.

Dressing like a clown isn't illegal.

But what about disturbing
the fucking peace?

Because last time I checked,
that was still illegal.

Is that true, Eddie?

Did you see a clown who
offered you candy in

exchange for you coming into
the woods with him?

Can't remember.

Eddie,

you know it's a crime to
lie to the police.

Now, wait a minute.

Rory saw him, not me.

I never even saw him.

It's okay.

We're done here, Eddie.

Thank you.

Ma'am, it is very important
when making a report

to the police that you gather
all the facts first.

Facts?

You know he's up to no good.

And stop giving me that
-dress-creepy bullshit.

Watch your language, ma'am,
and have a good night.

Unit 1-12 reporting-7-A
as a false alarm.

Copy 1-12.

This whole damn city
is clowning crazy.

First plate, Frank Idavoi,-2-1.

113 approaching Blue Impala.

Place and register to a Doug Van Heeren,
address 542 Skylight Terrace.

Appearance valid on a
Blue Chevy Impala.

I need you to shut off the engine
and exit the vehicle.

Sir, take off the mask and
exit the vehicle, now!

Hey! I'm not playing games!

You need to take off the mask, show me your
hands, and get out of the vehicle!

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Christ's sake!

What is this kid on?

Driver of Impala plates, unresponsive,

white male, early 20s, wearing
a clown costume?

We're gonna need another unit.

Hey!

Don't you move!

Stay right there!

I think the hell of a topic
for tonight's show, boy.

Comments are flowing like
the splat's light.

Laura from Green Bay says, My-year-old
daughter is begging me to

let her and her friends go out and
try and find him, but I refuse.

There's something not right about him.

This isn't someone having fun
at the expense of others.

This is a sick individual.

Hey, I couldn't agree more, Laura.

Let me just say this.

If dressing up like a clown and
walking around the city

at night is your idea of entertainment,
you need to get

your fucking head checked, because
something ain't right.

Hey, hey, hey, check out this
comment by Larry Robinson.

It's what we were talking
about last night.

All right, all right,
uh, let me find it.

Okay, here we go.

Oh.

Would love to see you go out
and find him, do what the

cops are too afraid to do, and
put a stop to this nonsense.

Thanks for the comment, Larry.

Oh, shit, it's a popular one, too.

14 likes already in just two minutes.

Hey, trust me, folks, it's been
discussed long and hard.

You know, at first I just shrugged
it off, because I

figured, you know, our law enforcement's
gonna take care of it.

But eight days past the point,
I'm wondering if maybe

that's what needs to be done,
a little vigilante justice.

I mean, we are the laughingstock
of the country right now.

The whole city's in a state of
panic over a goddamn clown?

Hey, what do you all think?

I mean, is that the popular
opinion out there?

Should Charles Wright
go clown hunting?

Let us know on the page.

Better yet, share this video.

I'll tell you what, if we get 500
shares, it's a done deal.

I will go out, and I will
hit the streets of

Green Bay, and I will find
this clown tonight.

So if you want to see that
happen, share the video.

Would you fuck me?

All right, fuck me.

Power's out.

Place is trashed.

No sign of anyone.

10-12.

What?!

Green Bay Police Department!

Anyone in here!

Make yourself known!

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What do you think is cool about it?

It's a fucking clown.

Like, what's... I... I... Honestly,
I don't even get...

-I...
-Why do people give a shit?

What?

He just stands there.

He's probably some fucking crackhead.

If I met a crackhead that had the

initiative to build a clown costume...

You don't build a clown...
He bought it somewhere.

Wait, so he saved up money.

Ask and you shall receive.

This is Charles Wright of
the Right Stuff Podcast.

And on tonight's episode, we asked
our fans if they would like me

to go out and find this clown that's
been causing all this ruckus.

But there was one stipulation.

Our clown hunt wouldn't begin until
we had reached over 500 shares.

Well, last time we checked, we
had over 800, so we took

that as a big fucking yes that
was heard loud and clear.

So, we're gonna hit the
streets tonight.

Wayne here's gonna tag along, videotape
everything for your

viewing pleasure on this exclusive
Right Stuff special episode.

If he is just a fucking crackhead,
he's done very well for himself.

How...

He's got a following,
a devoted fan base.

He has a hashtag.

No, this is just, like, squirrely
tea in Cincinnati.

Great.

The guy dressed up as the squirrel mascot
turned out to be a crackhead.

It's the same thing.

Great. But that is, like,
if you're going to be a

crackhead and you have X amount
of options in front of

you and you chose the one that you're
going to create a character...

I hate when you play devil's advocate.

It's so obnoxious.

I, for real, find this guy heroic.

Heroic?

Heroic. I think that you use words and you
don't entirely know what they mean.

I need a unit at 1647 Division Street.

Underage drinking party.

We have clowns reported on site.

Proof of us.

Should we take that call?

Now, look, here's the deal.

If we find this guy...

Uh, when we find him.

Thank you, Wayne.

When we find this guy, I'm simply
going to ask him to take

his goofy ass home and stop this
nonsense once and for all.

And I will do my goddamn
best to be civil.

I really will.

But after that, the ball's
in his court.

And if he comes at me, pulls anything,
or even says something so

stupid that I get pissed off, he's
gonna say hi to old Audrey here.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

See, old Audrey and I did a few
tours together overseas.

Had a few dates on the front line, got

along real good, and she put
out from the get-go.

Yeah, put a few tall heads
out of their misery.

Oh, trust me, there was
more than just a few.

I'm just kidding.

Much as I'd love to let
old Audrey tag along,

I'm thinking I'll need to be
a little more discreet.

That's where Gwen comes in.

See, she's simple, dependable, always has
dinner ready, never lets me down.

You know what?

I might even bring along Big Marge.

She's been cooped up for a while,
been itching to powder up.

One blast from ol' Marge, that clown's

gonna pop like one of those
black balloons.

Be nothing left but his big ol' shoes.

My life's work is jeopardized
by these scary clowns.

I'm sorry.

I didn't think that I'd
get this emotional.

Oh, uh, no, it's okay.

You're doing good.

I just...

I love being a clown.

And it feels like the whole
world is either

scared of me or hates me right now.

-Oh, careful.
-Your makeup's gonna run.

Oh!

Sarah.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Sarah.

What?

Don't be like that.

Don't be like what?

Don't do this.

-Dude.
-Hey.
-What's up?

Drew is upstairs.

Okay.

With Anna Novotny.

They're gonna hate you.

-Fuck!
-Jesus Christ!

Oh, girl! I'm gonna make you
feel fucking awful, me!

Woo!

What the hell's the matter with you?

Fuck out, Chris!

Dude, we gotta get the cops!

Crap, Chris! Chris, stop screwing
around, we gotta go!

-Come here!
-Grab my bag!

Stop!

Stop right there!

Chris, really?

Really, you just got with that Tyler?

I can't get past it.

Hey!

Stop right there!

I don't think so.

What's your 20, over?

I'm in the alley behind the
1600 block of Division.

Just apprehended one, over.

So, your night's about to
get interesting, huh?

You've got to be kidding me.

I hope the party was worth it.

Of course you're working tonight.

I'm sorry, I...

Jake, meet my daughter
Sarah, step-daughter.

Oh, so you're Sarah.

Nice to finally meet you.

Likewise.

Have you been drinking?

No.

Don't lie to me.

I'm not.

Give me a breathalyzer if
you don't believe me.

This is awkward.

Thank you, Jake.

I got it. I'm gonna go
sweep the house.

Look at me.

Look.

-At.
-Me.
-Who are you with tonight?

Friends.

What friends?

I don't know, a few.

Cut the shit, who?

Am I in trouble, Officer Renard?

Or can I go now?

Okay, drop the attitude, Sarah.

I'm really sick and tired of this.

You know, you can't just use me
as a-jail-free card, okay?

I didn't drink.

Okay, where's your car?

Is that Chris?

Okay, I want you to go directly to Chris'
house, get your car, and drive home.

I'm calling your father
in an hour, and

he better tell me you're
in for the night.

No, it's Saturday night.

I don't care, Sarah.

I want you home.

You know, matter of fact, get in my squad
car, I'll take you home myself.

No, I will go home on my own.

I'm serious, Sarah.

Yeah, I know.

Me too.

Okay, I want you to go straight home.

10-4.

We don't run from cops.

Damn it.

Gee, Miss Dupre, you really are much prettier
in person than you are on TV.

Oh, thanks.

All right, five, four,
three, two, one.

Thanks Tom and Allison.

I'm standing here with Ralph Youngworth,
business owner of Somewhere

in Time Antiques on Cedar Street and
lifelong resident of Green Bay.

Ralph here claims to have seen
the person that everyone in

Green Bay, not to mention the world,
has been talking about.

Ralph, what can you tell us about
your gags the clown sighting?

Well, it happens.

Every day when I walk through
my store I see this.

Uh, excuse me, um, are you saying
that you didn't see the

clown that everyone has been talking
about of this past week?

Oh, well, not exactly.

But, I mean, I saw all the
photos in the news.

Everyone has.

But I recognized him immediately.

The outfit, the face paint.

Now, this picture is from 1974.

It was taken at the Bowers and
Marsh Big Top Family Circus

that set up shop every summer in
Green Bay for 20-plus years

prior, right up until
that August, when

it all went up in smoke.

I've got tons of their
old stuff in this

store, salvaged everything
I could after that fire.

So you mean to tell me that you are
not referring to the clown that

everyone's been talking about, but rather
a different clown from 1974?

Huh.

Look!

It's the same one!

Well, there you have it.

Has Gags the Clown been wandering
the streets of

Green Bay since 1974 and no
one's noticed until now?

We'll have more on this
story and many more

exciting updates as we continue
our WGRB gags coverage.

For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey.

Stay tuned.

And live feed is cut.

What?

-We're done?
-That's it?

Yeah, we're done.

Good.

Yeah.

Okay.

Thank you for making me come
all the way down to my

shop this late at night for
a piddly little interview.

No, thank you for that wonderful
breaking news from 1974.

Get out of my store!

Maybe the competition will believe
me, you pixie whore.

Oh my god!

You kinda did deserve that.

Pack up your shit and let's go.

Oh, look who it is.

Rebecca Chambers of WBSC
reporting live on

scene where we have Heather
Dupre of the struggling

WGRB. Now, can you tell me, Ms.

Dupre, what does it feel like to be
the sole ambassador of Gagswatch?

Just stop.

Hmm.

Just stop.

Well, you heard it here first, folks.

Heather Dupre, first on the beat,
is going to, well, stop.

Details at 10.

Hmm. Typical Channel 3 coming
here for my sloppy seconds.

Damn, girl.

Clearly someone can't handle
a little friendly rivalry.

Oh, could this night get any worse?

I feel like my head is gonna blow.

Make sure you're rolling, Cody.

Wouldn't want to miss this.

Okay, okay.

Calm down.

We'll let you be.

Good luck tonight.

Make sure to keep that positive attitude
of yours going strong.

Bye, Dale.

Bye, Beck.

Later, Cody.

Later, man.

What was that?

-What was what?
-Bye, Dale.

Bye, Beck.

Later, Cody.

Oh, come on.

Wait, are you and Ms.

WBSC f...

Yes, I heard that, so game on.

Hey, look who showed up.

Oh, yeah, and we were starting to think
you got booked by your mom.

Thanks for waiting on me.

Huh?

Yeah, I could have bolted a lot
sooner when the cops showed.

I was looking for you.

Oh, come on, you don't have
to worry about me.

Yeah, we were pretty sure your mom
would just bail you out again.

All right, it's step mom.

You know, and speaking of which, she
is fucking hot in that uniform.

I mean, your dad must love
young and exotic.

Tyler, shut up.

Just take me to my car.

Yeah, Sarah, it's not
even nine o'clock.

You can't go home yet.

What?

-What?
-Liz's party's busted.

What is there to do?

Are we just gonna stay
in the street and

drink beer that Tyler stole
from his dad all night?

Yeah, we did that.

We're currently doing that,
but you know what?

We were talking about it.

The most fun that we had all night was
scaring everyone at that party, dude.

I mean, like, we need to take
advantage of this right now.

You make such convincing gags.

I don't know about that.

Hell yeah, I do.

And I'm just saying, Liz damn
near shit her pants.

And this whole city is about
to do the same thing,

so let's just have a little bit
of fun with this, dude.

I second this idea.

Yeah, well, you guys go have fun.

I still want to go.

But, Sarah, we need you
to be our third.

Who's gonna record everything?

Traitor.

Three letters.

I was going to say Benedict Arnold,
but that's way too late.

Far more.

-Whoa!
-Look at this!

Look at this guy!

Oh my god!

Oh, he's going on, he's gonna,
oh, it is Wednesday!

Whoa, buddy.

We should interview him about gags.

Can we please interview him?

This is exactly what I'm deserved.

Green Bay, you never
cease to amaze me.

Dude, it's just wrecked.

What exactly did you have in mind?

We're just gonna go to random houses
and throw water balloons at them?

No.

We're gonna go downtown.

We're gonna scare some real people.

I mean, come on, he's
on everybody's mind.

We're just scaring them?

Yeah.

But it's going to be awesome.

Are you in?

-Fine.
-I'm in.

Yes.

Unit 162 and Unit 183, respond to the
address-28- Good evening, ma'am.

I'm responding to a phone call.

Here's my daughter.

She's...

She's... I don't know
what's gotten into

her, but she's done herself
something wrong.

Okay, ma'am, I'm gonna need you to
tell me who's all in the house.

Huh?

Oh, it's just me and my two daughters.

Jenna and my oldest daughter,
Erin, who's

locked herself in here
and won't come out.

Okay, just the facts.

Tell me what's going on.

Erin, she came home early.

Her and her two friends went out
looking for that damn clown.

She wasn't feeling good, and she was covered
in some sort of white powder.

It was cocaine.

Shut up, Jenna.

I didn't put much thought into
it, but then she went

into this trance, and she was
holding scissors in her

hand, and she looked at me like
she wanted to hurt me.

She's been in here ever since.

Hey Aaron?

It's Officer Jacobs with the Green
Bay Police Department.

Why don't you come on out here
so we can talk for a bit?

Did she have a scissors with
her when she went in?

Yes. Hey, Aaron? Hey, you're
worrying your mother.

Hey, I'm gonna come in and check on you,
just to make sure everything's okay.

All right?

You have to let me in.

You had a 119.

No, Keith was away from me.

I told you.

Ugh, Ron, I knew you'd think so.

Well, you're not gonna answer that?

No, well, you're not in the
mood for this crap.

Well, you know I can see you, right?

I'm not in the mood for
your crap, Ron.

He doesn't have anything worthwhile
for us, you know that.

Oh, shit.

Don't.

I mean, now I'm supposed
to ignore him too?

Dale.

Hey, Ron.

Yeah, she is, uh, right next to me.

Yeah, hold on one sec.

Okay, you are good, Ron.

Heather.

Hey, Ron.

I must have just missed your call.

Sorry to reboot that.

Yeah, just stop right there.

I don't care to hear it.

How's your assignment?

Uh, it's going fine.

We interviewed everyone
you requested, and

now we're just waiting for
the next big break.

Oh, the next big break, huh?

Great.

You remember that nutjob Charles Wright
from the Right Stuff podcast?

Is that the guy we interviewed last
fall when the NRA came to town?

Yeah, exactly.

Looks like he's out there conducting
his own clown hunt tonight.

He asked if people wanted
him to enforce vigilante

justice, since the GBPD aren't doing
enough according to him.

Wait, you mean that he's gonna...

Yeah, he's out there looking for gags,
and he's gonna put an end to them.

He began posting Facebook Live
videos over an hour ago.

Holy shit!

Yes, this is exactly what we needed!

Yes!

Yeah, you're right.

This is exactly what we needed.

So tell me, why in the fuck
did Rebecca Chambers

just announce the WBSC exclusive
interview with him?

Wait, what did you just say?

Oh, you heard me.

What I want to know is
how in the hell did

you miss the biggest break
in the gag story?

Are you even paying attention to
what you're doing out there?

Don't you put this on me, okay?

I have done every single one of your
pathetic fuck-nut interviews.

Who the fuck was that Ed Gein motherfucker
at the antique store?

Those pieces aren't news, Ron.

They're a goddamn joke.

You want to tell me about
what is and isn't news?

Sure, go ahead.

Fine.

Clearly you can't tell what real
news is even when there's

some wannabe Batman running around
Green Bay hunting a clown.

Somehow that didn't show
up on your radar, huh?

So please, go on, Heather.

Enlighten me.

I did the best I could with
what you gave me.

Hell, I didn't even want Gag's watch.

Good.

Because you're not on it anymore.

Excuse me?

I've had enough of your attitude
and having WBSC snatch up

the exclusives without you even
being aware of the situation.

It's a pretty big fuck-up.

You're officially off the assignment.

Wait, I'm sure we can work
something out, guys.

It's too late.

I already gave it to Nathan.

Nathan?

Yes, Nathan.

No, you cannot do this to me.

I've worked my ass off for you.

I can do this, Heather.

And I just did.

Go home.

You're done for now.

But first, bring back
my fucking truck.

♪

Good evening Green Bay.

I'm Rebecca Chambers reporting
live for WBSC and

we are proud to report a
fascinating development

in a story that has been in
the news this past week.

You better believe I'm gonna
act on my God-given

right to defend myself and
put two slugs in his

lungs and the GBPD can hold me
accountable all they want.

Guess what? I hold myself accountable.

Charles Wright host of the Right
Stuff podcast has opted

to take to the streets in an effort
to find Gags the Clown.

To him the joke has gone on for far too
long and he is not laughing anymore.

Some may say, including
yours truly, that

you're taking this a little
too seriously.

Am I?

That's hilarious because for the
last week all I've been hearing

from you and all the other crony news
stations is Gags Gags Gags.

So if anything my seriousness in
the matter is thanks to you.

It could be a publicity stunt.

It could be for some dumb horror
movie nobody's ever gonna see.

That doesn't change the fact that he's
out there soliciting terror.

So Gags the Clown is a terrorist?

That is exactly what I'm saying.

He's not your standard garden variety
ISIS jihad terrorist.

You know instead of hiding
behind a beard

and a turban he's hiding
behind a clown mask.

But in the end he's still a terrorist.

Aside from a handful of photos
on social media, it

seems as if nobody's been able
to find Gags the Clown.

What makes you think that you will?

Not everybody was a Marine
for seven years.

Not everybody has the knowledge
that I have.

Look I'm a trained soldier.

Are you sure you don't
want to watch this?

I'll take that as a nope.

See Gags isn't some punk high school
with nothing better to do.

You can tell he's got a plan of some
sort and I am gonna foil that plan.

Her hair is stunning.

What will you do?

I will exercise any and all my God-given
rights as an American.

Because

Charles Wright is looking for you.

Coming for you pal.

And there you have it.

I'm Rebecca Chambers.

Make sure to stay tuned to WBSC for more
exclusive coverage of Gags Hunt.

♪

-Thanks, Charles.
-You did great.

It's just a guy in a clown suit.

You two know that, right?

Listen up, toots.

You just do what you do.

Let us do what we do, okay?

Stay pretty in front of the camera.

You two have a good night.

Thanks.

We will.

-1-1, what's your emergency?

Yeah, yeah, I was just chased
up the stairs to

my apartment by a person
dressed like a clown.

And now he's just standing
outside my front door.

Are you inside the apartment now?

And are your doors locked?

Yes, but he's just standing there.

He won't leave.

What's your address?

1506 Adams Street, apartment 7.

Do you know this person?

No, I don't know.

He's wearing a clown mask.

Has the individual threatened you?

I consider being chased by a clown
threatening, don't you?

It's like a shopping cart!

Holy shit.

You wanted to go home.

Hey!

I stayed out, didn't I?

Close the doors!

Close them!

Close them!

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Fuck it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, this shit.

It's too fucking easy.

Jesus.

Are you fucking kidding me?

That's the only day I had.

Chris. Chris, get back
to the fucking car.

Chris, Chris, what the fuck?

Get the fuck out of here.

I'm gonna push the lock
and it's gonna open.

You fucking son of a fucking moron.

-Go, go, go.
-Keep going.

Oh, my God.

Dude, that guy just almost
kicked your ass.

Dude, Chris.

Chris, are you okay?

Fuckin' punks!

It doesn't matter who Gags is.

That's what everybody wants
us to be worried about.

But I'll tell you what, Gags is just
a distraction from the real issues.

That's the problem with what's
going on with the media

right now, is they want to focus
on these distractions,

these entertainments, instead of
talking about the real issues.

Unit-10-23 going in for a closer look.

Copy, 1-12.

All available units,
Green Bay Memorial

Hospital is in need of some
serious assistance.

Staff seems overwhelmed.

Please advise.

that to you right now.

Forced entry on front door.

You sweep right, I'll take the left.

Copy that.

♪

♪

♪

I got something here

♪

♪

This is the Green Bay
Police Department.

If anyone is here, you need
to make yourself known.

♪

♪

♪

Police!

and get down on your knees!

Do what she says, man!

You wanna do this the easy
way or the hard way?

-Sir!
-This is the police!

You guys better get down
on the ground now!

-Stop!
-I will not!

Chrissy, you alright?

I'm fine.

What the hell is wrong with him?

He said that's what's wrong with him.

What the hell was he doing to himself?

I've seen a lot of things in my
day, but nothing like that.

Unit 112.

-Shots fired.
-Suspect down.

Paramedics required immediately.

You've got to be kidding me!

♪

♪

You recording?

For the ninth time, yes.

Do something already.

Ho, ho, ho!

Impressive.

You guys!

I don't know why I didn't
think of this sooner.

-What?
-Boom.
-No, wait.

They won't let us in.

Why not?

I mean, it's a carnival.

What better place to mess with people
dressed in a clown costume, right?

What's going on?

Dude, we're going to the fairgrounds.

-Fuck yeah.
-Yeah.
-No, absolutely not.

Guys, we are not going
to the carnival.

Okay.

Guys!

I hate my friends.

Here.

What are you doing?

Going back to the station.

Keep driving.

Ron said we had to go back.

I don't care what Ron says.
This isn't over.

This isn't over?

You wanted this over.

No more Gagswatch.

You got your wish.

I don't understand why this
isn't a good thing.

This right guy.

Do you think he'll find the clown?

Better yet, do you think
he'd shoot him?

I don't know, Heather.

He's an entertainer, not a murderer.

You never can tell with these
wacko conservatives.

One second, they're praying.

The next, they're lynching gay people
and blowing up abortion clinics.

I think he would.

Okay.

And?

And that's the fucking story, Dale.

No one gave a damn about the clown.

He's standing around.

-People are taking pictures.
-Big deal.

Someone with the intent
of killing him?

That's a-a-million exclusive.

That's worldwide news.

Beck already got the interview.

Stop calling her Beck.

She just interviewed the guy.

All right, let's find him.

Let's tail him, wait and
see what he does.

If it's nothing, it's nothing.

We go home and we deal
with Ron on Monday.

But if we catch this guy and
the act of killing or

even threatening someone
with a gun because

they're dressed like a clown,
both our careers skyrocket.

Ron said he wanted the
van back this week.

Ron wanted a Gags exclusive.

And we can still deliver that.

God damn it, Dupre, you're
a bad influence.

Atta boy.

How you doing, folks?

Charles Wright of the Right Stuff
podcast checking in with you.

We just caught wind of a new photo
going viral, taken when?

22 minutes ago, Eastside
Industrial Park.

Thank you, Wayne.

Now, scammers have been
popping off all night

with pranks and copycats
and whatnot, but this

photo looks legit, and the location
fits our guy's M.O.

So we're gonna head on
over there, we're

gonna ditch the wheels,
and continue on foot.

Stay tuned.

I don't see him.

Where the hell is he? I'm telling
you, he's got to check it out.

He's not going to show.

I should have wore the damn thing.

Ha!

He did it!

Where?

Where do you see him? He's
over there. He...

Where?

-I...
-I just saw him.

Look, I don't see shit, okay?

Wait, did that really just happen?

Hey, what are we looking at?

Wait, weren't you just over there?

There?

-Yeah, over there.
-No.

Dude.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm eating cotton candy at a carnival.

You wouldn't let me in
with the costume on.

-I'm sorry.
-You jackass, man.

I told you to put the thing
on after you came in here.

-No.
-Sorry.

So, what are we gonna do?

We're just gonna go?

No.

I'm gonna go ride the-A-Whirl
at least twice.

This dick shine here is paying for me.

Seriously?

Yeah, seriously.

This has to be related
to the parking ramp.

Oh, shit.

Holy damn.

Did you know they're not
actual bath salts?

That's just slang.

I had no idea.

Detective Perkins.

Officer Chrissy Renard here.

Have there been any developments
to the homicide

investigation at the Pine Street parking
ramp from earlier this evening?

We've just had an encounter
with a suspect who

resembled the description from
that one eyewitness we had.

Can't help but think
they're connected.

Bath salts usually contain a cathinone

methylenedexa...

Wow.

No wonder why they just
call them bath salts.

I can't pronounce any of these words.

OK.

Thank you.

This is bigger than we thought.

What do we got?

I guess the hospitals have had
a few patients tonight

who've had similar symptoms as
to what we just witnessed.

Self mutilation.

Disorientation.

Hyperadrenal disorder.

So, what is it?

Some kind of virus?

No idea.

They've all disappeared

If you were a semi-delusional
conservative podcast host

carrying a gun looking for a
clown, where would you be?

Church.

Hey, yo, hold up.

The picture was taken back there.

Right.

That picture was posted
30 minutes ago.

He already got what he wanted.

Somebody snapped his picture, posted it
online, gave him his attention fix.

He's long gone.

I'm interested in where he went.

Dude, come on.

Let's just take a look, huh?

I'm telling you, he's not there
anymore, you fucking idiot.

Let's go. Hey, you better check
your tone on me, Charles.

I'm not one of your pansy-ass
fanboys, you got me?

Okay, here's why we're not
going down that way.

Because it'd be a waste of time.

Think about it.

He's always in one spot
and then, poof, gone.

Now, a guy dressed like that,
he doesn't just disappear,

not with the attention he gets and
the people looking for him.

So I figure he's got to have a vehicle
of some sort or a mode of

transportation so he can just jump in
and take off without any hassle.

So that's what we're
looking for, okay?

Remember, this is my show.

I'm driving this bitch.

You're just along for the ride.

Fuckin' asshole.

You guys, what are we doing?

They're about to close.

That is what we're doing.

Look.

Really?

It's a black balloon.

You gotta get that for the costume.

You totally do.

-You gotta go.
-Go, go, go!

But...

Look. This is a Gags original
black balloon.

You gotta get a photo.

-Gotta get a photo.
-Totally on it.

You don't know that.

There are thousands of balloons here.

It could be anyone's.

Sarah, can you just be happy for
once for me and my new balloon?

Oh, my God.

What the fuck just happened?

Turn off the camera.

What are you doing?

I said turn off the fuckin' camera!

I tell you, never the
same place twice.

-Oh, wait.
-Let me get it on camera.

God damn, that bastard's creepy.

OK, go live.

Now?

No, next month.

Give me a second.

OK, we're live.

Go.

Boy, oh boy, folks, things are
about to get exciting.

I'm standing here at the Eastside Industrial
Park, just off of Quincy.

Guess who we just found.

Yeah, we found him, boy.

Shh.

Of course we did.

Now, for all you viewers at home.

1,900 viewers, Charlie.

I swear to you on the Bible, this
is the real deal, folks.

This is not staged.

2,000 viewers and counting.

This is Charles Wright with
the Wright Stuff Podcast

coming to you live from Green
Bay, Wisconsin, taking

matters into my own hands, doing
things the right way.

My city's clown problem ends tonight.

You ready?

Hell yeah, let's do it.

Well, well, well, if it
isn't Gags the Clown.

Pretty popular these days, aren't you?

Weren't too hard to track down, though,
if I may say so myself.

Listen, why don't you cut the act?

Come on over here.

We'll have a little chat face to face.

No more balloons.

No more bullshit.

Look, man, this clown shit
stops now, you hear me?

I'm not having it anymore.

My city ain't having it anymore.

You had your fun, you got a
bunch of people scared,

received all kinds of attention,
but this stops now.

So why don't you come
on over here, take

off that fucking mask,
and go the fuck home!

Hey, we got 2,500 viewers, Charlie.

Hell yeah.

I'm not gonna ask you again.

Draw it!

You really want to do this?

God damn it!

Shoot him, Charlie!

Shoot him!

This is your last chance!

What the hell is that, Wade?

I don't know.

Hey, where did he go?

He was right here.

He just run off?

Come on, man.

You've got to find him.

Don't let him get away.

Oh, man, come on!

You gotta be kidding me.

No, no, no, no.

This doesn't make any fucking sense.

Why, Sam, he could just disappear.

Where'd he go?

Where was that music coming from?

I don't know!

We blew it no man you blew it

last check in over 30 minutes
squad gps still showing up

Chris, what the fuck?

What was that?

Chris just puked up a gallon
of Jager in the bathroom.

But you guys weren't drinking Jager.

Well, he clearly was.

He just blew chunks all
over the place.

I am posting this shit right now.

Um, is he okay?

Do I look like his doctor?

Tyler's at McWorld's best friend.

You don't look so good.

You can rally, boy.

Are you sure you're okay?

Do you want us to take you home?

Guys, guys, check this out.

There's this guy, this crazy dude.

He's been hunting gags all night and

apparently found him and then
totally chickened out.

What do you mean hunting gags?

-Who is he?
-I don't know.

Charles Wright.

The podcast guy? His video
is everywhere.

You reading the comments?

It's not good.

They're calling you a chump,
you know that?

Just another coward who's all talk.

They don't even think you
had the thing loaded.

I wasn't sure it was him.

Oh, of course it was him!

Well, I didn't have a clean shot.

Bullshit! Look, I can't just
kill a guy, Wayne, okay?

I mean, you do understand that, right?

Could have been anybody
under that mask.

I mean, it could have been an undercover
cop for all I know.

An undercover cop?

Really?

You think it was a cop who
was dressed as the clown?

Just give me a goddamn break already.

You know, here's the bottom line.

You told your viewers, your
great amazing fans, that

you were going to find this
clown and put a stop to

him on a live video that already
has more than 5,000 views.

Wayne, I swear to God.

I swear to God, Charlie.

Whether you like it or not,
this is my show, too.

And now because of your little fuck-up,
I look just as bad as you.

Look, I deleted the video.

Oh, come on!

It's been downloaded and reposted
hundreds of times already.

Just read the visitor comments, man.

The damage has been done.

I'm gonna make it right.

Get in the goddamn truck.

No more boomers for this guy.

You gave him shrooms?

We have to take him to a hospital.

Okay, tell him what?

That our friend here has
been drinking and

consuming hallucinogenic
mushrooms all night?

-Get real, Sarah.
-Think about it.

Fine.

What's up, Atta boy?

There's definitely something wrong with
him, we need to go to the hospital!

Holy shit!

Guys, check it out, look!

It's fuckin' Charles Wright.

Oh, great.

Let's, you know, stop for a chat
and maybe an autograph.

Read it.

Damn it!

Now people are just messing with you!

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Piece of shit ain't getting
the best of me.

Let's go.

I know exactly where they're going.

You're going to have to turn.

You're going to turn right up here.

No, we need to get Chris
to the hospital.

Sarah, this is my car.

So could you stop being
a drag for once?

-No!
-Are you kidding me?

Sarah, turn the fuck down.

We've got one more prank.

The best one for last

You really think this is gags?

Who the hell else would it be?

I don't know, maybe somebody
who watched

a video and then started
messing with you.

Hey, I just find it hard to believe
that the clown would run off to an

industrial park and then leave a trail
of balloons for us to find him.

Wayne, are you coming or what?

Maybe I am and maybe I ain't.

Fine.

-Suit yourself.
-I don't need you.

Nah, I'm coming.

It's way too much fun watching this
Charles Wright train derail.

Be advised, Charles Wright.

Possible suspect and officer down.

♪

You see this?

It's him.

So now what, fearless leader?

Go live.

-You want me to go live?
-Go live.

All right.

We're live.

This is Charles Wright.

I'm staying about a mile
or so as the crow

flies from our last encounter
with Gags the Clown.

And I want all of you out there
to know this isn't over.

Sure, I was a little lenient
with the clown.

What can I say? I'm a nice guy.

But I assure you, he's not going
to get strike three.

It's now or never.

Cut the live video.

The live video is cut.

Hey, wait.

You're not seriously going in there.

Come on.

Oh, man.

Shit.

♪

♪

Motherfucker, they put cream in it.

I asked for black. I specifically
said black coffee.

Son of a bitch.

Do you want to go back?

Yes, I would like to go back.

Then go back.

Jesus Christ, it's cream.

Damn it. Let's go run in and get it.

Holy shit!

What's going on?

Charles Wright says he's
found Gags again.

He says he's at an abandoned
building about

a mile or so away from
the industrial park.

What's abandoned out there?

The old Larson Green Mill.

My old man used to work there.

Let's go there.

All right, hold on. I need to get
this coffee switched out.

-Dale, now!
-Okay, fine!

Holy shit!

Damn it!

♪

♪

♪

What am I doing in here?

Oh, Jesus.

♪

-He's ridiculous.
-He can't even move.

Whatever.

You still got one left in
you, don't you, buddy?

Yeah, man.

I'm stupid.

That's enough. I'm taking
him to the hospital.

-Come on.
-Don't do anything stupid.

No, Tyler, you don't be stupid.

What do you plan to achieve here?

What are you doing?

We're going to go screw with
those podcast guys.

Right.

Because you want Chris
to dress like a clown

to go prank a guy who wants
to shoot a clown.

Just think about this for
a second, you moron!

Whatever!

Oh, come on. He's all show.

He's obviously carrying
around a fake gun.

He's just trying to get stupid
publicity for his dumb show.

Think about it.

Fine.

Then you go do it.

You go be gags.

But we're leaving.

-Okay.
-Fine.
-Oh, but guess what?

You're going to walk because you aren't
going to be taking my car.

-Come on.
-Let's go to the hospital.

We gotta get out.

Sarah, I want to stay with Tyler.

Dicks before chicks.

You two deserve each other.

Oh, right.

Fine. Whatever. I got what I
wanted out of you anyways.

Another V-card to add
to the collection.

Screw you, Tyler.

Don't worry, buddy.

I got this.

Unit 112, respond to 419
Elizabeth Street.

Suspected vandalism with reports
of suspicious behavior.

10-4.

1-12 en route.

It's 419 Elizabeth Street.

You can see the old Larson
Green building.

When was the last ground sighting?

To be more specific, there was one
on the Fox River Trail, one at

the KI Center, one off of Bayshore
Drive, one at the fairgrounds.

All within the last two hours or so.

All locations on the
east side close to

the vicinity on Elizabeth
Street, correct?

Yeah, I guess.

All fairly close.

And the first gag sighting was under the
Mason Bridge, maybe a mile away?

Look at you, doing police work.

Holy shit, Dale.

First day?

Changing to an empty car.

You said that you just
wanted me recording.

Gotta have space.

Okay, we're good.

And rolling.

I'm standing outside of the old
Larson Green Mill on the east

side of Green Bay, a building that stood
empty for the last 15 years.

But tonight, its doors reopen
as local celebrity

Charles Wright, host of the
divisive Wright Stuff

podcast, enters the building on
his hunt for Gags the Clown.

Stay tuned as we remain on location
as this developing story unfolds.

For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey.

And got it.

How was that?

Not your best work.

Go fuck yourself.

Come on, let's go.

Wait, we're going inside?

Yes, keep rolling.

You really think that's wise?

Dale, I'm gonna need you
to man up, okay?

Find your balls, find them, or
I will find them for you.

I should probably report that to
HR, but I'll let it slide.

What a mouth on this one.

What the hell happened?

Hey MacGyver, you really think
that's gonna work?

Where'd you learn to do that?

MacGyver.

Not good, ever.

Shut up, shit!

Easy over there.

Don't get your panties in a bunch.

Hey, fuck you, man.

How about I had it with this little
exploration of yours?

You had your shot at gags,
and you blew it.

Remember that?

Big tough marine almost pissed himself
while staring down a clown?

You better fucking watch it.

Go ahead, push me to the edge.

See where it gets you.
Oh, yeah, right.

I'm pushing you to the edge.

You know what, man?

Forget this shit, okay?

I'm gonna head back to-
Shut the fuck up!

Listen.

What the hell is that?

It's that same shit we
heard on the tracks.

Come on.

God damn it Chris hold you
to stay behind me.

Where the hell are you should
have gone home with Sarah?

No, no, that's a big
fucking no no no no

It's been like an hour and a half.

It's been five minutes.

Do you have any sense of adventure?

I have no sense of not dying.

You're not going to die.

Stop being a fucking pussy.

Can you go five minutes without
calling me a pussy?

I'm sorry, I can't hear
you over the queefing.

♪

We're close.

There's something going on here.

Just keep recording.

Don't you worry.

I'm recording the whole thing.

What the hell was that anybody there

The hell's going on here.

Hey stop right there

Shots fired at 419 Elizabeth
Street, requesting backup.

Holy shit

You shot him!

He was...

He was coming...

I can't believe it, you actually
fucking shot him!

You just shot Gags the Clown!

Is he dead?

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Man, he's deader than a doornail.

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calm down, killer.

It's just like them terrorists
you blasted overseas.

It's no different.

I...

I never killed anyone, ever.

Wait, wait, are you fucking
kidding me?

I was...

I was a mechanic over there.

I fixed Humvees.

I never saw combat.

Oh, look at you, aren't you the most

pathetic fucking coward
I've ever seen?

He was yelling for help.

You did this me Hey, don't
you pin this on me?

-Huh?
-You're driving this bitch.

Remember your own words It's
your fucking fault

you did this I got you on
camera Charles video

evidence of you shooting to
some bitch Fuck five.

Oh, hey, listen, you do what
you want clown killer.

I'm out of here Wait

Possible functioning security system.

The city still has juice flowing
through the building.

Last I heard, they were going to turn
this whole thing into a luxury car.

I got something.

Shit!

Is that him?

Is that our clown?

112 here at 419 Elizabeth Street.

I have a subject down.

Possible PNB.

Requesting 1033 traffic.

Anything?

-No.
-He's dead.

Good.

Wait.

-No.
-Damn.

Just a kid.

It's Tyler Zepnik.

Sarah's boyfriend.

Oh, jeez.

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Hey, sweetie, is Sarah home?

Yeah, no, no, no, it's okay.

-Everything's fine.
-Look, I have to go.

Split up.

I take north, you take south.

We stay put and wait for backup.

I'm not waiting 15 minutes.

Chrissy!

Damn it.

So, instead of running out
of the building at the

sound of creepy carnival music
we're following...

Oh, Jesus Christ, Dale, why can't
you just be happy for

the surprising developments this
story is presenting us?

Help me figure out where
this is coming from.

I don't feel like I'm wearing
the proper footwear here.

I can smell the asbestos in here.

Shit.

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Picked up on something.

Pursuing one, possibly two suspects.

Whoa!

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Whoa, watch it!

I don't think you want to go
walking through there.

It's coming from down here.

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You just kind of saved
your life back there.

Frankie would be nice.

Oh, please, I wasn't
gonna fall through.

These damn things, more importantly,
how do I get out?

Hey, buddy, can you tell me
what you're thinking?

Whoa, whoa!

What the hell happened to you?

The show's about to begin.

You go ahead and start the show
without me, okay, pal?

I'm getting the fuck out of here.

Come on, Sarah.

Pick up.

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It's coming from in here.

Ah, it's ported shut.

I guess I can't go in there.

Oh, God, oh, come help me.

You're not at all concerned what's
on the other end of that door?

No, I'm not concerned.

I'm not a giant pussy.

What I am is intrigued,
intrigued at the

possibility that our clown
friend might be on the

other side of this door, thus giving
me my fucking gags exclusive.

No, help me.

Over there. Jesus Christ, Dale.

Oh!

Oh, shit.

Come on.

Fucking hell.

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Get all of this on camera.

God, I can't.

I have to wait.

Ah, shit!

This guy sure takes his
clown gig seriously.

This is beyond blessed.

We're one room closer than that then.

This isn't him.

This is our guy, Dale.

I thought we were the gun guy.

Hell, if something tells me
he's not too far behind.

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No weirder than a clown walking on the
street in the middle of the night?

Think about it, Dale.

This guy calls himself Gags.

This is a joke to whoever's
behind this.

And this is all clearly part of it.

Come on.

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Fuck me.

What's wrong with their faces?

Come on, Sarah.

Pick up.

What do you want, Chrissy?

So you can stop pestering me now.

It worked.

You got me troubled dad.

-I get it.
-You're trying.

Goodbye, Chrissy.

I don't know why I'm running, man.

-Freeze!
-You're the fucking murderer!

Stop running!

There's only two suspects.

Ah, shit!

Well, shit, that's him.

That's Charles Wright.

What the fuck is this?

I'm done.

I am so done with all this shit.

...profile network for reference.

If located, stop, hold, and advise.

Green Bay Police!

Freeze!

I need everyone to freeze
and get on the floor!

Now!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Officer, you need to arrest that man.

I saw him murder a man tonight
in cold blood.

Are you kidding me?

Hey, why don't I show the piggy here
a little video I shot, huh?

Both of you are gonna shut the hell
up and get on the ground!

I'm an accomplice!

You were there! Now! You're
hanging me on!

The only thing I'm an accomplice to is
your shitty fucking podcast show!

Officer, this man is useless
white trash.

He's a horrible influence
and a rotten individual.

Hey, what the fuck did
you just call me?

Drop it!

I am a United States veteran.

I served our country.

I have two degrees.

I am of use to society.

He is an inbred yokel shit for brains
and a fucking murderer!

That's it!

-Whoa!
-No!

No, no, no, no!

-Nope!
-Hey, no, no!

-I am done!
-I am out of here!

You fucking disease!

-Hey!
-Get back here!

God damn it!

Shots fired.

Two suspects down.

We need back-up fire.

On the stage, get down
on the ground, now!

Man, this is serious shit, man!

Let's keep going, let's keep going.

Sit the fuck back down!

I said, everybody, sit down!

I need backup, over!

I said, sit down!

fuck

Make sure you get the mail behind me.

Oh, and when I'm done, if
you can just do a...

-Aah!
-Aah!
-What the...

What?

-Shoot this.
-Shoot this.

Thank you.

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Ships

Shut up!

Holy shit.

Go live.

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