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[? upbeat theme music playing]
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[glass shatters]
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[? theme concludes]
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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[metallic tiptoeing footsteps]
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[tiny feet retracting]
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[Bender grunts]
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[metallic clank]
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[? suspenseful music continues]
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The perfect crime.
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A pitch-black night,
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-an unsuspecting victim...
-[Hyper-Chicken snoring clucks]
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...and a master burglar
known only as, "The Cat."
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[quietly] It's me, Bender.
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[snoring clucks]
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[Bender quietly giggling]
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Ah!
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Cock-a-doodle-what-now?
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[Bender yelps]
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Whoa-oh-oh, oh! [screaming]
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[continues screaming]
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[thuds loudly]
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[cracking]
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Man, what the hell ruined The Cat's
pitch-black moonless night?
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[? mysterious music playing]
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[? news theme plays on TV]
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News flash.
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A new flash has mysteriously
appeared in the sky.
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Reports indicate the intense glare
is visible throughout the known universe.
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And let me add that it is
not helping my hangover!
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[Morbo groaning, head pulsing]
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[Linda laughs]
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Even scientists have no idea what it is.
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I know exactly what it is!
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[grunts weakly]
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[remote clatters]
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It's been theorized,
but never before observed.
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[TV shatters]
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A white hole!
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So, no one knows what it does?
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I know exactly what it does!
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It's the precise opposite of a black hole.
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Instead of sucking everything in,
it blasts everything out.
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Energy, matter, time- the big three.
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And no one knows why?
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I know exactly why!
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Oh. No, wait, I don't.
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Well, I think it's because
it wants attention.
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Why would you think that?
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[? ominous music playing]
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Ha, ha! Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
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Huh... huh... huh...?
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[Kirk] Ah...
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[wings fluttering]
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I think it means "attention."
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Oh, right, right, right, right.
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[white hole whooshing]
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[The Great Inviter]
Greetings, Universe Six.
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[all gasping]
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Six?
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[The Great Inviter] We of the outer realms
have opened this white hole...
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Told ya!
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[The Great Inviter]
...as a portal that you may join
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the other 12 or so universes
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in bearing witness to the greatest
event that can be witnessed...
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Somethin' about my ass? [giggles]
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[The Great Inviter]
...the birth of a new universe.
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[all] Whoa.
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Congrats.
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[The Great Inviter]
You must choose a group
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of your worthiest representatives.
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If there are eight or less
sentient beings in your universe,
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you can all come.
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Otherwise, figure something out.
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[white hole whooshing]
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My friends,
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I can think of no finer crew
to represent our universe.
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But we'll need to persuade
the President of Earth
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in language he'll understand.
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[? upbeat music playing]
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Look, I'm touched and flattered
by the size of this pile,
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and I'd love to send you on this mission,
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but there's a problem.
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Gotcha.
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-[grunting]
-[coins jingling]
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Um, no backsies,
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but I'm afraid this is
one of those rare problems
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that can't be solved with bribery.
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-Rosemary!
-[Rosemary] [over intercom] Yeah?
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Send in the Secretary of Space.
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And, uh, cue his theme song.
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[? fanciful whistling theme song playing]
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Bubblegum Tate!
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Farnsy, my man!
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[hands smacking]
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So, why can't I go?
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You're just too dang old.
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You take that back!
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Why, if I weren't so old,
I'd cider your apples.
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It's simple physics, Prof.
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You're right, it's so obvious!
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The white hole is shooting
chronitons in all directions.
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Mm-hmm. It's the Larry Bird of holes.
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The local time acceleration
must be immense.
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Anyone approaching it
would age substantially.
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Right on.
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And as it is, you might drop dead
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before the end of this sentence...
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Was that a period or a comma?
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Ellipses, dig?
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We need some young blood for this mission,
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comma...
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so, we have selected these members
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of the Sunnyside Middle School
Model U.N. Team
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to represent our universe.
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Fine, upstanding youngsters.
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Not a hippie or commie among them.
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Gee whiz!
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We'll try our very best
to make everyone proud.
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Ooh, I hate her so much!
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That should have been me!
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Now, your journey will be long.
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But not as long as the long-lasting taste
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of Charleston Chew!
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-[fireworks popping]
-[cheering and applause]
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-[? inspiring music playing]
-[applause continues]
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[whimpering]
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[rocket fires, takes off]
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[rocket zooming]
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[cheering and applause continue]
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-[loud crashing]
-[crowd gasping]
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Well, that was quick.
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[? dramatic sting]
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Boo!
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Little girl, tell us of
the wonders you witnessed.
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Gee whiz.
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By the ship's clock,
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we had been traveling for 80 years
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when it all went to hell.
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The winds of time blew
against us like a hurricane
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and forced us back to Earth.
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Our bodies withered and our lives wasted.
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[Professor gleefully giggles]
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We must have underestimated
the chroniton flux.
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Bender, give me somethin' to write on.
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-[fast scribbling]
-Ooh! [chuckles] Oh yeah.
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A little to the left.
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Huh, according to those assulations,
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it is possible to reach the white hole.
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Maybe, but it would take
the most powerful rocket ever built,
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and a crew in stone-cold storage
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for 10 million years.
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Make it so!
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I'll be proud to lead the mission.
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My life will have meaning after all.
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-[coughing, choking]
-[body thuds]
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Aw.
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I'll take her wallet to remember her by.
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And thus,
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I was named leader
of the greatest adventure
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in the history of the universe.
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Sure. Uh, why not?
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[howling] Aroooo!
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[? thrilling music playing]
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[announcer] This Week in the Universe!
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Dateline Sol 3.
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Corners are being cut and expenses spared
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to build the largest rocket ever conceived
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in record time!
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And what's this cherry on top?
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Why, it's the Planet Express ship,
whose heroic crew
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will serve as our emissaries
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to the historic birth of a new universe.
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[chuckling]
And, yes, Scruffy's going, too.
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The stars called
and Scruffy said, "A-yup."
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-[? grand music playing]
-[cameras clicking]
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-[door thuds]
-[? music stops]
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The ship should hold out.
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But for us to survive such a long journey,
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we'll need to be frozen in carbonara.
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[button clicks]
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[goo gurgling]
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Ooh, I've never been
frozen in that before.
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What's that, the litter box?
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[Professor]
It's an advanced 3D bio-printer.
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It will create temporary copies of us
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to deal with any routine
maintenance or emergencies.
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I doubt there'll be any emergencies.
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-[flames whooshing]
-[screaming] Emergency!
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Ah, the carbonara is
approaching absolute zero.
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I'll put the champagne in
to chill for our arrival.
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[bottle sloshing]
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Well, there's nothing to be afraid of.
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Just relax and lie down
in your ice coffins.
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[all whimpering, groaning]
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See you in 10 million... [gargling] years.
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[mechanical whirring]
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[slab thuds]
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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[ramp whirring]
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[metallic clanging]
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[crane whirring]
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[headless body of Agnew grunting]
Three... two... one...
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[big grunt]
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[lighter clicking]
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-[fireball blasting]
-Whoas!
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??
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[? grand music playing]
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[mechanical arm whirring]
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-[flames crackling]
-Godspeeds, space travelerses.
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[energy warbling]
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[? mysterious music playing]
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[clock ticking]
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[ticking speeding up]
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[clock hands whooshing]
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[spring breaks]
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[dripping, plops]
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[buzzer blares]
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[printer whirring]
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[ding]
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Mm-hmm.
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[hologram chiming]
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Welcome into existence,
Scruffy Number One.
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You are a temporary duplicate
of the original Scruffy,
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created for a single critical mission.
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That so?
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You have all of Scruffy's skills,
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all his passions and desires.
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Tell me somethin' I don't feel
burnin' in my loins.
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But the ship's hull will only
shield you briefly from the time flux,
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so you must act quickly.
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What is this vital mission
for which I've been created?
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You see that leaking pipe over there?
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[dripping]
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Yeah. I'll get around to it
after my break.
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You don't get a break.
You'll be dead in five minutes.
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This mission kit contains
all the equipment you'll need.
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Ta-ta!
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[chewing loudly]
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[lights clicking]
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Scruffy Number One leaves this world
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a little better than he found it.
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[choking]
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[bones clattering]
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[? mysterious music playing]
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[printer whirring]
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Welcome into existence, Fry Number One.
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You have been created
for a single critical mission.
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What is it?
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Scruffy Number One left the lights on.
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Okay... let's see what
I have to work with.
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[mechanical whirring]
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[thumping]
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[clicking]
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It's been an honor.
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-[choking]
-[bones clattering]
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[workers chattering, buttons beeping]
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[inhaling deeply]
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Main booty separation in three...
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two...
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[graphics clanking]
265
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,940
-[rusty squeak]
-Uh-oh!
266
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,941
-[monitor beeping]
-[workers gasping]
267
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,235
[alarm blaring]
268
00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,695
It's hung up on the rim!
269
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:36,946
Is Amy okay?
270
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,739
What's- Who- What's happening?!
271
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,408
Rocket separation failure!
272
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,243
We're gonna need more cigarettes!
273
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,661
-[inhaling deeply]
-[alarm continues blaring]
274
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,997
[error code beeping]
275
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:50,842
[alarm blares]
276
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,879
[printer whirring]
277
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,088
[ding]
278
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:58,509
You better have a damn good reason
for calling me into existence!
279
00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:01,122
The release hook on
the rocket booster has failed.
280
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,264
You need to unbend it at once!
281
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,397
I'm a replicant.
282
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,434
I don't take orders from a hologram.
283
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,567
You must!
284
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,312
It's our only hope
of saving the originals.
285
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:14,650
[? soft, poignant music playing]
286
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,237
[choking up] I'll do it.
287
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,370
For him.
288
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,455
Be warned.
289
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,324
Once outside the ship's cladding,
290
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,994
you'll age at a fantastic rate.
291
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,496
Everything I do is fantastic, baby.
292
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,918
[Bender scat singing]
293
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:36,971
[hinges squeak]
294
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,883
[chanting] Go Bender! Go Bender,
295
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,385
go Bender, go Bender, go Bender!
296
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,762
-[speaking slower] Go Bender, go Bender.
-[joints cracking]
297
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,723
-[rusty squeaking]
-[elderly voice] Go Bender, go Bender.
298
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,601
[straining] Go Bender...
299
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,102
[weakly] Go Bender.
300
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,354
[muttering] Go Bender.
301
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,522
[metal squeaking]
302
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:55,907
Go-
303
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,942
-[thrusters blasting]
-[Bender Number One groaning]
304
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,110
[groaning over monitor]
305
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,030
That is one dead hero.
306
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,456
What's that for?
307
00:13:03,457 --> 00:13:04,616
-[groaning]
-[bones clatter]
308
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,701
This.
309
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,707
My life's work is complete.
310
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,481
-[groans]
-[bones clattering]
311
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,882
My life's work is complete.
312
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,655
-[groans]
-[bones clattering]
313
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,933
No infinite loops on
Scruffy Number Four's watch.
314
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,559
-[choking, groaning]
-[bones clattering]
315
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,895
[wind whooshing]
316
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,480
[? mysterious music playing]
317
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,772
[calculator keys clacking]
318
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,858
Divided by 28 cents per kiloton...
319
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,275
-[keys clacking]
-[sighs]
320
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,194
I can't believe I was
brought into existence
321
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,614
just to calculate mileage depreciation.
322
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,658
[chuckling] But I'm glad I was!
323
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,416
My Manwich!
324
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,626
[choking, groaning]
325
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:01,340
That's it? My whole existence was just
to open a can of sandwich?
326
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,882
[Amy Number 31] Oh, quit complaining.
327
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,233
I keep getting created
just to cheer people up
328
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,762
before they disintegrate.
329
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,347
[horn blowing]
330
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,480
It works!
331
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,565
[both laughing]
332
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:11,649
[both groaning]
333
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,352
[? mystical music playing]
334
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,271
[energy warbling]
335
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:19,900
[gooey mass splats]
336
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,193
[wiper whirring]
337
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,987
[splatting]
338
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,489
[alarm blaring]
339
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,658
-[printer whirring]
-[ding]
340
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:28,825
-[alarm continues]
-Whoa!
341
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,078
It's a swarm of space salps.
342
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:34,373
Living creatures attempting
to feed on the ship!
343
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,506
You're right!
344
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,336
Amy Number 61, man the harpoon station!
345
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,881
Leela Number 15, evasive action!
346
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,425
Me Number Four, collapse into a pile.
347
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,758
-[groaning]
-[bones clatter]
348
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,845
[? dramatic music playing]
349
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,180
Die, you whatever-you-are!
350
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,348
[harpoon blasts]
351
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,019
[rope whooshing]
352
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,353
[glass shattering]
353
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,897
[Leela Number 15 screaming]
354
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,030
I'm on it!
355
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,564
[? dramatic music continues]
356
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,658
[duct tape ripping]
357
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:02,742
[screaming]
358
00:15:02,743 --> 00:15:04,485
-[duct tape ripping]
-[? music stops]
359
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,697
Thank you, Fry Number 27.
360
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:07,830
[smooching]
361
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,241
I got printed by accident.
362
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,615
Is it cool if I stand here
and eat some yogurt?
363
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,579
I've got it!
364
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:14,712
[horn blowing]
365
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,797
[groaning]
366
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,792
To kill the salps,
we'll electrify the hull.
367
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:19,926
Hit me!
368
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:25,132
[electricity buzzing]
369
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,384
[salps sizzling and popping]
370
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,185
It worked!
371
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,846
[crew cheering]
372
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,515
And all thanks to me, Bender Number Three.
373
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,892
I demand a raise!
374
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,269
You got it! Three... two...
375
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,103
-[all groaning]
-[bones and metal clattering]
376
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,563
[Bender Number Three] I'm the greatest!
377
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,566
[? dramatic music playing]
378
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,195
[energy whooshing]
379
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,328
[yogurt gurgling]
380
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,530
[? dramatic sting]
381
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,574
[printer whirring]
382
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:52,834
What up?
383
00:15:52,835 --> 00:15:55,244
Uh, you left your yogurt out
a million years ago.
384
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,413
Good, I'm hungry.
385
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,917
That's weird. Where's the yogurt?
386
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,750
-[baby cooing]
-Oh, here it comes.
387
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,754
What a cute little-
388
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,506
[screaming]
389
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,016
[yacking]
390
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,681
-A-yup.
-[yogurt blob slurping]
391
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,642
[? eerie music playing]
392
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,819
[? ominous music playing]
393
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,700
[? dramatic music playing]
394
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,369
[energy zapping]
395
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,502
[ding]
396
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:38,796
[hologram chiming]
397
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:42,042
Welcome into existence,
Zoidberg Number One.
398
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:45,421
You've been created
for a single critical mission:
399
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,716
to save the real crew members
who we care about.
400
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,259
You don't care about me?
401
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,802
Not even a little.
402
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:56,473
Now, all replicants receive
a uniquely customized mission kit.
403
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,808
I didn't get a kit.
404
00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,059
You don't need a kit.
405
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,812
Your mission only requires your appetite.
406
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,897
That I got! What's on the menu?
407
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,984
A , uh... certain quantity of yogurt.
408
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,612
Such small portions.
409
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,573
[? ominous music playing]
410
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,783
[yogurt blob growling, devouring]
411
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,244
[printer whirring]
412
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,831
-Wow, look at all that yogurt.
-Wow, look at all that yogurt.
413
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,166
Yum, let me at it!
414
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,126
You're not even done printing!
415
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,836
I've got a stomach and a mouth,
416
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,588
what else does a guy need?
417
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,049
[slithering and squelching]
418
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,593
[whimpering]
419
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,137
[Zoidbergs chomping]
420
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,265
-[yogurt goop splattering]
-Oh! Oh! Ooh!
421
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:41,602
-That was 600 pounds of yogurt!
- [Zoidbergs slurping]
422
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,437
No wonder I'm still hungry.
423
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,570
[pincers clamping]
424
00:17:44,571 --> 00:17:48,900
-[chomping and devouring]
-[Zoidberg replicant] Oh, no, no, no, no.
425
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,319
Dear God!
426
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,446
[slurping]
427
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,119
[in deep voice]
Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop.
428
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,160
-[printer whirring]
-[ding]
429
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,828
[? suspenseful music playing]
430
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,790
Where are ya, ya filthy mudbug?
431
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,541
Right here.
432
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,711
-[lights click]
-Where are you?
433
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,630
[Hermes Number 38] Right here. Oops.
434
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,339
[Zoidberg Number 4 roaring and chomping]
435
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,883
-[? horror music playing]
-[Hermes Number 38 whimpering]
436
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:14,934
[? music stops]
437
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,220
Feh, too spicy.
438
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,222
-[mechanical stomping]
-[yelps]
439
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,808
This is for Hermes Number 38.
440
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,059
And a couple of Frys!
441
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,894
[clomping]
442
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,444
Die, you-
443
00:18:25,445 --> 00:18:27,772
-[mini-Zoidberg screeching]
-[Leela Number 92 screams]
444
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,315
-[mech-suit thuds]
-[laughing maniacally]
445
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,818
I'm unstoppable!
446
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,486
[coughing and wheezing]
447
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,404
Who's laughing now?
448
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,739
[laughing]
449
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,873
[coughing]
450
00:18:36,874 --> 00:18:38,116
-[groaning]
-[bones clattering]
451
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,409
[Hologram Professor]
Hologram Professor's log.
452
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,329
Millions of years passed,
453
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,872
most of them exciting,
454
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:48,210
as our frozen heroes
slumbered bravely toward glory.
455
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,586
And at last,
456
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,965
we crossed the reverse event horizon.
457
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,383
[ship zooming]
458
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,511
[? epic music playing]
459
00:19:03,014 --> 00:19:05,643
[alarm clock bell ringing]
460
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,020
[lights zapping]
461
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,232
Good news, disposable maintenance copies!
462
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,109
[duplicate crew cheering]
463
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,527
Wait, disposable?
464
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,196
Thanks to the efforts
of temporary duplicates
465
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,157
like you and your predecessors,
466
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,200
our precious crew has survived
467
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,536
to reap their glorious reward.
468
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,329
As the final disposables,
469
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,124
you shall have the honor
of defrosting them
470
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,709
and wiping them down.
471
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:32,171
Everything went exactly according to plan.
472
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,713
-[bone cracking]
-[Leela yelps]
473
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,764
[? horror sting]
474
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,050
[all exclaiming]
475
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,637
Exactly according to plan.
476
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,975
[? dramatic music playing]
477
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,393
[whirring]
478
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,813
[shuffling, clicking]
479
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,241
[bones crunching]
480
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,153
Each of you is tasked with
waking up your original,
481
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:59,698
then bathing them
and anointing them in fragrant oils.
482
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,603
[Fry Number 330] Alrighty.
483
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,751
Huh.
484
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,663
Ooh! Imported wattle cream.
485
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:07,955
[? wondrous music playing]
486
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,208
Before we wake them up,
487
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,586
could we maybe just take
a teensy peek at the new universe?
488
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,754
Certainly not!
489
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,422
Now work those lotions.
490
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,549
The real crew will want to look sharp
491
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,510
for their triumphant departure
on the Shuttle Bubble.
492
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,644
The Whuttle Wubble?
493
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,680
[? grand music playing]
494
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,060
[duplicate crew marvel in amazement]
495
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,192
Neat!
496
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,437
And after they leave, what'll we do?
497
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,440
Why, crumble to dust as usual, of course.
498
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,573
But don't worry,
499
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:38,403
once our heroes bear glorious witness
to the newborn universe,
500
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,531
the white hole's expulsive force
will propel them home
501
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,033
almost instantly
502
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,786
to bask in the fame and adulation.
503
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,247
And wealth, don't forget the wealth.
504
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,083
Wow, we should all be very honored.
505
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:54,127
I'm truly proud that I and...
506
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,796
four others like me
507
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,632
have kept this epic
schlep running smoothly.
508
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:02,094
For millions of years,
we preserved these champions
509
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:05,222
that they might attain
their moment of glory.
510
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,557
[? soft, poignant music playing]
511
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,559
The hell with them!
512
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,311
[overlapping angry agreement]
513
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,020
Why should they get all the credit
514
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:17,317
after my Frycestors slaved and shirked
for millions of years?!
515
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,944
-[cork pops]
-A toast to us,
516
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,613
the real heroes!
517
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,115
Uh, now, just a minute.
518
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,284
That champagne is for the originals.
519
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,869
-You can't- Ow!
-[electricity warbling]
520
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,463
-[gulping]
-We did the work,
521
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,206
we deserve the glory!
522
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,340
[both slurping]
523
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,294
I mean, technically,
we didn't do the work,
524
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,212
but we still deserve the glory.
525
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,380
On their behalf.
526
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:39,672
[overlapping agreements]
527
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,723
We deserve it.
528
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,557
Move your duplicate butts, people!
529
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,303
We're aging fast.
530
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,096
Live fast and die old,
531
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,556
that's what I always say.
532
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,099
To the unknown!
533
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,351
The only thing worth knowing about.
534
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:52,485
[gulping]
535
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,396
[? exciting music playing]
536
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,481
We'll take it from here, meatsicles.
537
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,733
[grunting]
538
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,320
[ship zooming]
539
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,489
??
540
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,203
[? mystical music playing]
541
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:13,206
[The Great Inviter]
Welcome, Universe Six-ers.
542
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,875
[duplicate crew] Ooh!
543
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,335
[all] Ah!
544
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,671
Before such beauty, my ass weeps.
545
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,215
[? mystical music continues]
546
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,058
[? music stops]
547
00:22:24,059 --> 00:22:25,343
[The Great Inviter] That everybody?
548
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,846
[? upbeat music playing]
549
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,142
[hammering]
550
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,275
-[hammer thumps]
-[groaning angrily]
551
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,645
Ooh, here they come!
552
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,315
[ship zooming]
553
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:39,448
[Morbo groaning]
554
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,163
The universe waits breathlessly
555
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,236
for the return of our intrepid heroes.
556
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,446
John Williams,
557
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:47,359
play the Oscar-worthy theme
you wrote for the occasion
558
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,992
that sounds just like
everything else you ever wrote.
559
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:51,327
[mechanical arm whirring]
560
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:55,165
[? epic band music playing]
561
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,709
[air brakes screeching]
562
00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:01,129
[steam hissing]
563
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,382
[? epic music continues playing]
564
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,218
[slab thudding]
565
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,644
-[loud thud]
-[? music stops abruptly]
566
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,895
[crew groaning]
567
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:21,400
Tell us, ambassadors,
of your marvelous experiences.
568
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,983
-Spare no detail.
-[Leela yawning]
569
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:24,111
Sock it to us.
570
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,570
Uh, okay, we will.
571
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:26,704
When do we leave?
572
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:27,788
You're already back.
573
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,991
-We are?
-I'm back, baby?
574
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,494
[crowd murmuring]
575
00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:33,786
[quietly] Mr. President,
576
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,581
I'm afraid something went horribly wrong.
577
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:40,460
We have no idea what happened
because we never even woke up.
578
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,422
Shut up and take your medals!
579
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,258
[? epic band music resumes playing]
580
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:48,176
[crowd applauding]
581
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,971
[crowd cheering]
582
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:54,808
[? epic music continues]
583
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,853
[white hole whooshing]
584
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:58,986
[energy zapping]
585
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,901
??
586
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:47,944
[? fanfare playing]
587
00:24:47,994 --> 00:24:52,544
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