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[? upbeat theme music playing]
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[glass shatters]
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[? theme concludes]
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-[? perilous music playing]
-[gunfire and explosions booming]
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[loud video game gunfire]
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Um, Axl? We don't want to disturb
the nice family downstairs.
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-Can you please turn that game down?
-[gunfire on game continues]
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-Please?
-I actually can't.
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Why not?
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Because if it's quiet,
it's literally pointless.
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Off! Now!
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-[book thuds]
-Ow!
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All you had to do was say please.
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I said please. Twice!
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Well, maybe you should have yelled it.
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-[explosion booming]
-[people screaming]
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Whoa. What game is that kid playing?
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??
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We heard a catastrophic explosion.
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Is everything okay?!
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Also, sorry about
the video game noise earlier.
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We hope it didn't disturb you.
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Uh, hang on, my son's on fire.
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Something crashed
into our apartment.
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Was it this meteorite?
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-Probably.
-It's really pretty.
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What are we gonna do?
Where are we gonna live?
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Oh! We'll never find
another place we can afford.
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It's so shiny and iridescent.
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Kiffy, I wanna replace
my wedding ring diamond
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with whatever this is.
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[? thrilling music playing]
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Unbe-credible!
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This is no ordinary meteorite.
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It's an impact meteorite,
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created when an asteroid
slams into a celestial object.
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-Like Mars? Or Jesus?
-Right!
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But in this case, wrong.
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To trace its origin, I'll need
to use the gas chromatograph.
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-[bell dings]
-Whoa!
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-My Manwich!
-[machine chimes]
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Sorry. I thought this was an air fryer.
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Using this rock hammer I got
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from a Shawshank Redemption
memorabilia website,
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I'll chip off a tiny piece for testing.
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[? tense, suspenseful music playing]
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[electricity zapping]
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Mm. Do I smell rocks cooking?
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[machine chimes]
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[Professor]
Good Lord! I'd recognize
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these spectral absorption lines anywhere!
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This rock originated from Zoidberg's
home world, Decapod 10!
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I thought it smelled familiar.
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Interstellar meteorites
are fantastically rare.
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Collectors and wealthy randos
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would pay a fortune for it!
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It's mine!
My planet saw it first!
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Alas, even though you're immensely poor
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and that tiny sliver I burned
would've made you a millionaire,
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it rightfully belongs to
your whole civilization.
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-[rock hammer clinks]
-Ouchie!
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[? exciting music playing]
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Uh-oh! [whimpering]
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[crew chattering]
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Good news, everyone!
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You have my interest!
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I'm Dr. Judith, chief geologist.
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And I've verified that this rock
is indeed from Decapod 10.
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It's ejecta from
the Protoarchaean Impact Event.
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That raises an interesting question.
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-Yes?
-What are you doing later?
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Sorry, you're not my type.
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I had to give it a shot.
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You actually didn't.
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So how'd the rock get to Earth?
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I mean, it didn't just walk. Right?
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[softly] Back me up, guys.
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Why don't I explain it
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with a display we use for fifth graders.
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This is a representation
of Decapod 10
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from approximately five billion B.C.
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"Before Crab."
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[crank turning]
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A massive asteroid barreled
toward our planet at high speed.
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[cranking continues]
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The impact resulted in
the extinction of the crabosaurs,
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and sent a spray of ejecta into space.
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[ejecta whooshing]
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[cranking continues]
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One such rock must have traveled
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for billions of years,
until it reached Earth...
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[meteorite booms]
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...and hit a condo building.
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Wow. I feel so special!
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You're not.
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Statistically, 3.4 such rocks
would hit Earth
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over the course of geologic time.
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-Questions?
-Marry me.
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That's not a question.
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Marry me?
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I have a question.
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Were the crabosaurs, like, really cool?
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That's the hypothesis.
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[crew exclaiming]
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The mighty crabosaurs ruled the planet,
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and later, the box office,
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in an endless series
of Crabassic Park movies.
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It's, like, we get it.
They were big animals.
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Anyway, we appreciate the rock.
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It will go on permanent display
after I help myself to a tiny sliver,
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which is considered perfectly
normal on this planet.
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Aww.
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??
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Decapod 10 is nice,
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but it smells like a clam's armpit.
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I'll be freshening up
in my dumpster if you need me.
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We won't.
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-[door creaking]
-Home, sweet-
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Hey! Why is my stuff out on the curb?
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Hi! We're your new neighbors.
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Oh, hey!
It's the Johnsons!
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What are you doing here?
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We just moved in.
This is our new apartment!
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Yeah, it all worked out.
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Sorry about the trash.
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Apparently, the previous tenant
was kind of a pig.
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[? somber music playing]
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Mi casa.
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[? somber music playing]
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This is my dumpster!
I was squatting fair and square.
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I feel for you, sir. I do.
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But we signed a lease.
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It's a tight market for
middle-class families.
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We got lucky.
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There were two other
applications on this place!
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I wrote a heartfelt letter
to the landlord.
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[chuckles] And she fell for it.
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I was gonna rent it out
as an Air-b-and-whatchacallit,
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but who needs the parties?
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You pay utilities.
I cover the water bill.
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It has running water?
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It has running something.
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-[? somber music playing]
-What a humiliation.
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From the lofty heights of dumpster living
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to being out on the street.
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Well, I'm sure you can stay
with one of your colleagues.
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Uh, perhaps Bender?
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Uh, uh...
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�Qui�n es Bender?
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Uh, I'm late for
a gynecologist appointment!
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Me too!
Let's carpool.
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You can stay with us, Zoidberg.
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Ow! Why are you kicking me, Leela?
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Because I don't want
Zoidberg to stay with us.
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Oh, right.
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[? sad, touching music playing]
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[sighs] Fine.
You can live with us.
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Ow! Why are you kicking me, Bender?
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Porque no quiero
Zoidberg to live with us!
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[announcer] [on TV] Next week,
on The Real Housecats of Thuban 9...
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[cats howling]
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He's been watching reality TV for days
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and he's completely trashed the apartment.
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How dare he!
That's my move!
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At least he ran the dishwasher.
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[dishwasher chiming]
Cycle complete.
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[steam hissing]
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[moaning] Your Jacuzzi is wonderful!
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Those jets really get into your crevices.
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[squishing]
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Hooray! Zoidberg's turn to watch TV.
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-[clicks button]
-[cats howling]
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??
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I feel bad saying this,
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but he's just so gross and annoying.
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Sh-sh-sh! He's coming.
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[Leela yelps]
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I'll scooch over, no problem.
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[softly] For what it's worth,
I agree with you about Fry.
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??
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Ugh! I've never dealt with
anyone so unbearably annoying-
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[eyePhone ringing]
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Well, one person.
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-Hi, Mom.
-Leela, are you there?
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I can't see you.
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Is your tentacle
covering the screen again?
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Well, I don't know.
How do I check?
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By seeing whether your tentacle
is covering the screen again.
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Oh, it is.
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I can see you now!
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You look tired.
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Is that a new haircut?
I don't like it.
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[Leela groans]
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How come you never visit?
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You know, your old room's
just sittin' here empty.
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I never had a room.
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You guys gave me up for adoption.
Remember?
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Well, it's the room you would've had.
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Come visit, honey.
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The sewer is lovely at springtime.
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And we could really use some company.
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Company, huh?
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-[Zoidberg chomping]
-I happen to have some extra company.
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What was that, Leela?
Are you still there?
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I think she hung up.
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God, she looked awful.
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??
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Wait, so you're not staying?
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-Nope.
-But someone is staying?
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-Exactly.
-Alright.
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This room is exquisite!
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I've never lived in a place
without a hinged ceiling.
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Oh, you're welcome to it, Mr. Zoidberg.
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Please, call me Doctor.
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Ooh! A doctor!
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May I introduce you
to my daughter? [laughing]
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Just kiddin'. Sort of.
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[chewing loudly] Mm!
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This is delicious!
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What do you call it?
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A roll of paper towels.
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Mm! And the bone is the best part.
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[gnawing and slurping]
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See? Someone likes my cooking.
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This is too good to be true.
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Aw, Leela, you sure
you can't stay for dinner?
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Yeah... work has just been super busy.
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No, it hasn't-
[chomping, chewing]
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Mm. You should get your mom's recipe.
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[Connor giggles]
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Hi! I baked some fresh cookies
for you to give us
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to welcome us to the neighborhood.
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That is so thoughtful.
Thank you.
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[door slams]
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[Bender chomping and chewing]
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[loud burping, flames whooshing]
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-Who was it?
-Nobody. With no cookies.
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[eyePhone ringing]
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[Munda]
Leela, is this a bad time?
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Always. What's up?
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We're planning the annual family trip.
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Are you free anytime soon?
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Oh... yeah...
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Sorry, but I don't think so.
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-[Professor snoring]
-We're just so swamped with work here.
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I really wish I could, it's-
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Oh, no worries. We figured.
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You cancelling's become
part of the tradition.
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[chuckles]
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It's fine.
We'll go with Zoidberg.
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Hooray!
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Zoidberg?
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On our family trip?
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-We'll send you a postcard.
-She already hung up, Morris.
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I can see her right there.
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That? That's just her ugly profile photo.
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-Let me just-
-[static crackles]
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[? somber music playing]
260
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,639
[? "I Get Around"
by The Beach Boys playing]
261
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,246
-? I get around ?
-? Yeah ?
262
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,498
-? Get around, round, round ?
-? Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh ?
263
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,549
? I get around ?
264
00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,417
-? I get around ?
-? Get around, round, round ?
265
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,044
-? I get around ?
-? From town to town ?
266
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,255
? Get around, round, round,
I get around ?
267
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,840
-? I'm a real cool head ?
-? Get around, round, round ?
268
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,467
-? I get around ?
-? I'm making real good bread ?
269
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,802
? Get around, round, round ?
270
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,553
-? I get around ?
-[Zoidberg and Munda yelp]
271
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,139
? I'm getting bugged driving up
and down this same old strip ?
272
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:26,102
? I gotta find a new place
where the kids are hip ?
273
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,771
-? I get around ?
-? Get around, round, round ?
274
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,689
-? I get around ?
-? From town to town ?
275
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,800
? Get around, round, round,
I get around ?
276
00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:35,318
-? I'm a real cool head ?
-? Get around, round, round ?
277
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:37,195
-? I get around ?
-? I'm making real good bread ?
278
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,573
? Get around, round, round,
I get around ?
279
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,527
-? I get arou- ?
-[electricity zaps]
280
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:45,579
[? intense music playing]
281
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,540
Whoa! So close!
282
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:50,543
It's too exciting.
I can't take the suspense!
283
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,630
[rats squeaking and chirping]
284
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,465
Last season there was a snake.
285
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,300
[Zoidberg laughs]
286
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,178
Hello, everybody!
287
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,514
Leela! What's the occasion?
288
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,266
Did I die? [chuckles]
289
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,685
-Zing!
-[Leela fake chuckles]
290
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,562
Join us for dinner, sweetie.
291
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,022
Your mom cooked Zoidberg's favorite meal.
292
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,775
Beef bourguignon made from shoe rubber.
293
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,235
And fresh escargot.
294
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:20,072
Wow! You've worked so hard
to make Zoidberg feel at home.
295
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,206
Even though it's not.
296
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,826
But don't worry,
I'll take him off your hands now.
297
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,579
Oh, we don't mind.
We love Johnny Z!
298
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,789
He's a treasure, is what he is.
299
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:29,957
Uh-huh.
300
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,543
No, no. Leela is right.
301
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,504
I should go impose on someone else.
302
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,925
But before I do, may I say something
from the hearts?
303
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,059
-Please.
-Of course.
304
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,143
Can you email it?
305
00:12:42,144 --> 00:12:44,804
-[? poignant music playing]
-When my species mates, they die,
306
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,682
so I never met my parents.
307
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,060
I never got to experience
their love, or abuse,
308
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,812
whichever one they were gonna do.
309
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:56,984
But this? This has been the best
two-and-a-half months of my life.
310
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,195
I came here with an empty suitcase,
311
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,072
but I'm leaving with
a suitcase full of love...
312
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:05,367
and hopefully a to-go bucket
of those sewer snails.
313
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,036
The feeling is mutual.
314
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,829
You're like the child we never had.
315
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,749
You had me, but you sent me away!
316
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,293
Well, we won't make that mistake again.
317
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,920
Morris, should we do the thing
we were discussing?
318
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,465
Really? The one you said
you're too old for?
319
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,634
-The other one.
-Oh, oh, right.
320
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,844
Dr. Zoidberg, we've been talking.
321
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,458
-[? tender music playing]
-And if you're willing...
322
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,016
We'd like to adopt you.
323
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,185
[sniffles] Really?
324
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,229
I've never felt this feeling.
325
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,855
I think it's called happiness.
326
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,482
Adopt? Him?!
327
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:39,485
Leela, we're gonna be brother and sister!
328
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,070
You're not my brother!
329
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,864
You're a gross, lazy, freeloading bum!
330
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,617
Sibling rivalry, I love it!
331
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,119
Welcome to the family.
[tentacles squishing]
332
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,579
I feel sick.
333
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,249
No worries, sis.
You can lie down in my room.
334
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,382
Ugh!
335
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,378
??
336
00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,130
This all is the adoption paperwork.
337
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,384
Just sign your John Gamecock here, here,
338
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,262
and, uh, fill in your young'un's
date of hatchin'.
339
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,795
-[feather plucks]
-P'caw!
340
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:14,103
Now, per this agreement,
Dr. Zoidberg will inherit half
341
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:17,106
of your extensive financial debts.
342
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,358
That debt was supposed to be mine!
343
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:22,319
I can't believe I'll have
my own debt someday.
344
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,905
I promise to nurture and grow it.
345
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,951
I say, I say, the adoption
is now complete.
346
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,995
You may kiss the crab.
347
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,037
-[both smooching]
-[group cheering]
348
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,088
Yeah!
349
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,876
[? upbeat party music playing]
350
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,171
Your own grandfather?
Interesting.
351
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,090
I mean, it's a compromise, right?
352
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,009
The dumpster's on the small side,
353
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,677
but it's a good school district.
354
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,890
I always say,
"location, location, location."
355
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,808
-Where do you live?
-The sewer.
356
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,019
[glass clinks, shatters]
357
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:59,899
Friends, on this happy day,
my joy bladder is overflowing.
358
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,860
I'd like to make a toast
to my mom, my dad,
359
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,362
and my dear sister, Leela.
360
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,740
That's it!
This is ridiculous.
361
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,617
-Leela...
-It's not fair!
362
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,536
Now that my parents are
finally part of my life,
363
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,829
I'm losing them.
364
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,123
You're stealing my parents!
365
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,875
You mean our parents.
366
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:21,170
Leela, we have enough love
to smother the both of you.
367
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,303
Spare me.
368
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,007
You love Zoidberg so much,
you can have him.
369
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,844
Go back to your garbage house
and enjoy your garbage life!
370
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,512
[? gentle music playing]
371
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,182
[Munda sobbing]
372
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,100
Leela! You're a terrible daughter.
373
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,810
I wish we never abandoned you!
374
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,355
How dare you talk to
Mommy and Daddy like this.
375
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,981
And in public no less!
376
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,651
I'm ashamed to call myself your brother.
377
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:47,112
Then don't!
'Cause you're not my- [groans]
378
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,949
[groaning]
I don't feel so good.
379
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:53,369
Here, have some of
my emergency mint julep.
380
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,913
-[group gasps]
-P'caw!
381
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,124
She's not breathing!
She needs a doctor!
382
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,584
Our son is a doctor!
383
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,337
[choking] Different doctor!
Different doctor!
384
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,505
[chokes]
385
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,390
Fry? What happened?
386
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,225
You passed out in the middle
of insulting your parents.
387
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,019
We're here if you wanna finish.
388
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,814
Mom, Dad, you came?
389
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,816
After how I behaved?
390
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,401
I'm so sorry.
391
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,529
I should never have said
any of those things,
392
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,863
out loud.
393
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,032
Aw, sweetie, we love you.
394
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,785
We're just happy you're
awake and slightly sedated.
395
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,578
[Dr. Tenderman blowing nose]
396
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,997
Are you okay, doctor?
397
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,374
I'm not sick.
I've just been crying.
398
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,750
[emotional]
Sorry, this is really hard for me.
399
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,335
Do you mind holding my hand, sir?
400
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,754
Of course.
401
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,798
Leela, I'm afraid...
402
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,925
you've suffered total blenal failure.
403
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,426
-[? dramatic sting]
-[all gasp]
404
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,970
Oh no!
Unless that's good.
405
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,849
You'll die unless you get
an immediate blenal gland transplant.
406
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,976
No problem!
She can have mine.
407
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,437
I'm afraid it's not that simple.
408
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,481
The blenal gland is found
only in certain mutants.
409
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,359
Also, I'm afraid
it's not even that simple.
410
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,610
She'll need a tissue match
from a relative.
411
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,572
Like me! Her adopted brother.
412
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,823
I'm afraid...
413
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,241
you're stupid.
414
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,326
??
415
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,748
If there's a match, we'll find it.
416
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,125
We've rounded up all of Leela's relatives,
417
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,626
no matter how distant.
418
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,420
I'm her grandmother.
419
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:27,588
I know, Ma.
420
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,050
I'm scared of needles. Just FYI.
421
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,552
Don't worry.
It barely hurts a lot.
422
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,685
[shrieks]
423
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,180
[quills whooshing]
424
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,765
Sorry about that.
425
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,978
-[? tense, suspenseful music playing]
-[computer buzzing]
426
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,397
Have you found a match?
427
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,732
Not even close.
428
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,194
[sobbing] Oh, why did I become a doctor?!
429
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,154
Leela's going to die!
430
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,156
-[group] No!
-[continues sobbing]
431
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,910
Unless...
this last sample is a match.
432
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,745
What was that long pause for?
433
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,789
I just needed a moment.
434
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,753
-[? hopeful music playing]
-[computer chirping]
435
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:08,886
[computer chimes]
436
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,756
I don't believe it!
A match!
437
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,466
[group cheering]
438
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,599
Who is it?
439
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,052
[? dramatic sting]
440
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,762
[Dr. Tenderman] I can't read it.
I've been crying too much.
441
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,473
It's me, your brother!
442
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,433
-[group] Huh?
-Wha...?
443
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,019
I took a sample of my own blenal fluid.
444
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,153
Like so!
445
00:18:25,154 --> 00:18:26,270
-[shell cracks]
-[groans]
446
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:30,067
But- but- [stammers]
How can Zoidberg be related to me?
447
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,444
It defies explanation!
448
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,946
I can explain it!
449
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,739
[curtain squeaking]
450
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,284
Judith! Did you receive
my marriage proposal?
451
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,079
Yes. Did you receive
my restraining order?
452
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,330
I did!
453
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:47,751
I was in town for
the Museum of Natural History Gala
454
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:51,088
and I tripped down the stairs
in my stiletto flip-flops.
455
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,799
-I may never walk again.
-Bummer.
456
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,592
You were saying about Zoidberg
being my tissue match...?
457
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,845
Oh, right. Yes.
458
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:02,641
It seems you and Zoidberg
have a common ancestor.
459
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,809
How?
460
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:09,022
[Dr. Judith]
Approximately five billion years ago,
461
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,776
a comet struck our planet,
wiping out the crabosaurs.
462
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,779
[Bender]
You told us already. Move it along!
463
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,393
-[meteorite booms]
-[crabosaurs splattering]
464
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,785
[Dr. Judith] The ejecta carried
crab splatter into space,
465
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,162
containing DNA
466
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,330
that plotzed on many planets,
467
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,374
including ancient Earth.
468
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,628
[meteorite splashes]
469
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,048
Decapodian genes were incorporated
470
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,426
into some of your early life forms,
471
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,304
jazzing them up with
claws and tentacles...
472
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,180
[ammonite]
Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop.
473
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,433
...and, of course, blenal glands.
474
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,351
I thought as much.
475
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,604
But I'm not a sea creature.
476
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,731
My parents are land mutants.
477
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,774
The Mutagenic Lake!
478
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,652
Our people have absorbed
a little of everything.
479
00:19:55,736 --> 00:20:00,199
Of course! Your mother's tentacles
and Zoidberg's mouth danglers
480
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,577
are just different expressions
of the same gene!
481
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,329
Well, that's right, Professor.
482
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,915
And I thought you were just a vapid hunk.
483
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,499
[Professor giggles]
484
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,961
Leela and Zoidberg are related,
if distantly.
485
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,880
Their common ancestor:
486
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,926
the extinct crabosaurs of Decapod 10.
487
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,059
[? dramatic sting]
488
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,512
[Leela gasps and wheezes]
489
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,849
[button clicks, curtain squeaking]
490
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,977
Leela, as your brother
who is also related to you,
491
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,605
I'd be honored to donate a blenal gland.
492
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,899
But... will you be okay?
493
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:38,153
Please! I've got blenal glands
coming outta my schnookus.
494
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,613
[softly] Use one of those.
495
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,949
[? gentle music playing]
496
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,742
Thanks, brother.
497
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:48,455
If I die, please donate my debt
to a children's hospital.
498
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,210
I'm afraid...
499
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,504
the operation was a complete success!
500
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,755
-Ooh.
-Yay!
501
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,924
Leela, do you need another pillow?
502
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,176
I have six pillows, Mom.
503
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,469
[Munda] Have seven.
504
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,763
I made something like tea.
505
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,640
I'm okay, thank you.
506
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,283
I'm gonna get some more pillows.
507
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,060
Morris, make another pot of tea.
508
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,687
Ugh, enough with the tea!
509
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,897
Mom, Dad, we're okay!
510
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,732
Please, just let us rest.
511
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,277
Yes, rest.
Here's another pillow.
512
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,570
I'll run to the store for more tea.
513
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,658
-[door closes]
-Geez, they are so annoying.
514
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,076
Tell me about it!
515
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,327
Why don't they just spray us
with a tea fire hose?
516
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:29,378
[Leela chuckles]
517
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:33,333
I guess only a sibling can appreciate
how annoying your parents are.
518
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,460
And I'm happy to have that now.
519
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,753
Me too, sis.
520
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,133
But seriously, they're awful.
I need to move out.
521
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,719
??
522
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,680
My folks are obnoxious.
523
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,563
Any chance I could be your roommate?
524
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,642
Sorry. We're moving to Hoboken.
525
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,936
We found a refrigerator box
that's twice the size of this place!
526
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,440
You get a lot more box
for your buck out there.
527
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,361
-[keys jingling]
-Here, take the kajiggers.
528
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,113
But I don't have any money.
529
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,615
We'll work somethin' out.
[clicks tongue]
530
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,952
Okay. As long as it
doesn't involve money.
531
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,788
[? gentle music playing]
532
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,214
[? gentle music continues]
533
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,099
[toilet flushes]
534
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,069
[? gentle music continues]
535
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,245
[? fanfare playing]
536
00:23:33,295 --> 00:23:37,845
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