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[? upbeat theme music playing]
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[glass shatters]
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[? theme concludes]
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[? intense, ominous music playing]
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[energy whooshing]
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-[Professor sniffing]
-[smelloscope clicking]
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Yowzer!
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The smelloscope is locked on
to a collapsing magnetar.
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Oh, I never thought I'd
live to smell the day.
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Amy, take this down.
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[sniffing] Traces of lavender and oak.
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[softly] "Lavender and oak."
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[pencil scratching]
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Wait, how do you spell "lavender"?
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[sniffing] Notes of new car smell.
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[softly] Only two Ls in "smell."
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-[dust cloud blowing]
-[coughing]
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What's all this cursed dust?
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[sneezes]
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[Zoidberg] Gesundheit!
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Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop...
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Ugh, what are you rolling in now?
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Your own filth?
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No, everyone's!
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It's the contents of the office vacuum.
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I'm taking an abrasive dust bath.
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Everything you do is abrasive!
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-[loud scrubbing]
-[Zoidberg] Mm!
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My sinuses are so inflamed,
I can't smell a thing!
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I'll have to clear my nose
with a nasal laser,
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or "Naser".
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I've never heard of a Naser.
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That's because it doesn't exist.
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So one of us will have to invent it.
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Uh...
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It's your turn, Professor.
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[groans]
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Very well.
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[screw cranking]
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[laser beam zapping]
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Okay, let's test it out.
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Fry, get over here.
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[Fry grunting]
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Hang on! I'm caught in my arm hole.
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Ugh, forget it.
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I'll just try it on this test melon.
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[laser zapping]
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[melon exploding]
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Hmm, not quite powerful enough.
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I'll need some new crystal resonators.
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[? gentle, mystical music playing]
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[people chattering]
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In the market for crystals, eh?
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Well, sir, you're lookin' at one.
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Folks call me the Borax Kid.
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Pfft! Borax is just for laundry.
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Not so.
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Why, it's also a leading cause
of accidental poisoning.
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[Professor scoffs]
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I'm in need of a small sapphire.
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Uh... sapphire?
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I suppose you'd know it
by its chemical name,
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aluminum oxide.
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Whoa! Words can have numbers in them?
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What birthstone is it?
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[annoyed] Virgo.
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Uh... can you describe it
in a way that's less scientific?
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No!
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How 'bout "blue"?
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Oh, blue!
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Yeah, we got blue.
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Very powerful vibrations, man.
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Helps us speak our truth.
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[grunts] My truth is I hate you!
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[laser zapping]
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[Professor screams]
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[sniffing] Eureka! I can smell!
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[sniffing]
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What smells like burning nostril?
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Um, yeah, can you read my palm?
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Certainly.
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[mechanical whirring, clanging]
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I'll be back for that in an hour.
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Bender, don't waste
your liquor store money
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on this quackery.
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It's not quackery!
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She's an astrologer, just like you.
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I'm an astronomer, you drunken idiot!
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And a respected cosmologist.
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We just met a cosmologist!
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She sells holistic makeup
with essential oils.
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That's a cosmetologist!
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And what was she thinking?
You're clearly an autumn.
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Yeah, a little borax will set you right.
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Thank you. [choking, coughing]
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I've had it with fools who buy into
this unscientific flim-flam.
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Oh, loosen up, Professor.
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People like to believe in things.
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Well, I like to know things.
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Things supported by evidence!
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Yet there is another path to knowledge.
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Faith.
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Many people believe in a heaven,
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yet you do not call them crazy.
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Yes, I do. To their faces.
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And behind their backs, I'm even ruder.
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You hurt my feeling. [sniffles]
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[emotional] I know Heaven is real
because my grandma's there!
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You're thinking of Mexico.
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Oh, right.
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I always mix those up 'cause
they both have margaritas.
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Professor, what would it take
for you, as a scientist,
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to believe Heaven is real?
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Would you have to see people
literally rise into the sky
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with your own eyes?
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Yes, I would.
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Then, and only then, would I believe it.
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In that case,
you might wanna look over there.
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-[? epic, heavenly music playing]
-[people gasping]
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[? epic music swelling]
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I still don't believe it.
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[? soft, ethereal music playing]
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[tires screeching]
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Our top story,
your neighbor's bumper sticker was right.
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The Rapture has arrived,
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and people are rising up to Heaven
like there's no tomorrow,
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which there probably isn't.
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Believers such as myself
are removing ceilings
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to improve their chances.
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Linda?
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[Linda laughs]
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[Linda sobbing]
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Why was I left behind?!
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I'm so scared, Leela.
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I wanna go to Heaven,
but I can't stand harp music.
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Hopefully we'll go deaf
sometime during eternity.
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I need to sneak out of work early
to be with my family.
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I'll let it slide this time,
but if I do it again,
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-I'm fired.
-[phone ringing]
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Are you okay, Amy? Don't panic!
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I'm not panicking.
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Am I supposed to be panicking?
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Maybe we should all fly to
my home world, Amphibios 9,
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until this blows over.
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We can't.
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All air traffic is grounded
due to the thick clouds...
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of people.
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[? dramatic music plays]
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Do you think I'll be left behind?
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What if they don't take pets?
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-[slipper thuds]
-Ow!
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I told you, you're not a pet!
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Now fetch me my slipper.
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[Zoidberg whimpering]
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How can you people believe
this Rapture nonsense?
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There's no proof!
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That looks like proof to me.
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-[slipper thuds]
-Ow!
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The scientific method
requires forming a hypothesis...
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-[Zoidberg whimpering]
-...then collecting data to test it.
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Don't we have a hypothesis?
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That people are rising up to Heaven?
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Well, it's a lousy hypothesis,
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so our job is to disprove it.
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We aren't some cult of belief.
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We're scientists.
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Well, I don't know that we are.
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Then it's settled.
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With evidence and reason,
we'll persuade the world
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to abandon these cultish delusions.
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Now, how better to promote science
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than by wearing a garment
that demands respect,
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the lab coat.
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All the buttons are missing.
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Strange... Who would eat
nice, crunchy buttons?
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Uh, just tie them with
various lengths of wire.
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Oh, and put on these
"pro-science" rocket badges.
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Science is truth!
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[group] Science is truth!
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Now kneel in the direction of MIT.
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[? soft, mysterious music playing]
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Husband, ya always need to look
your best for the apocalypse.
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Are we going to church?
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Can I wear my sermon-canceling headphones?
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We don't know where we're goin', son.
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But wherever it is,
we're all goin' together.
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Hey! Wait for us!
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Stop him, Hermes!
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Do your limbo-jump!
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-[bones cracking]
-[Hermes grunts]
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[Hermes thuds]
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[wailing] Our boy is gone!
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Well, at least we still have each other-
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Hello?
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[? dramatic music playing]
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Wife! No!
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[bushes rustling]
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Barbados Slim?!
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I happened to be walkin' by, mon.
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I'm stuck here with you?!
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That's the worst-case scenario!
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[? ominous music playing]
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I was wrong!
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[? soft organ music playing]
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My fellow faith leaders,
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we gather to discuss
this blessed ascension
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that whoever or whatever
heavenly force has bestowed upon us
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in his, her, or their
infinite or finite wisdom.
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Amen!
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Feels good to lead the religion
that saw this comin' a long time ago.
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Excuse-a me? We called it a-first.
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Not even close!
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Out holy book predicted this
when your Dead Sea Scrolls
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were barely even sick.
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[overlapping arguing]
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Now, now! Now, now!
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[gavel banging]
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Please, let's not split hairs!
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Now is the time that we,
as leaders of faith,
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should join hands and gloat.
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Let's take the win, people!
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-[religious leaders cheering]
-[glasses clinking]
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[parishioners clapping and cheering]
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[knocking on window]
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[muffled] Boo!
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Despite your various hats,
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you're all just members
of the same crazy cult!
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Commence Operation Anti-Cult.
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[ball bearings rattle rhythmically]
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[group chanting]
We worship data! Not a false cre-a-ta!
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We worship...
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Perhaps I'll command even more respect
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wearing Darwin's beard.
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Have you heard the good word of science?
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It's peer-reviewed.
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Amy? What's going on?
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We're inviting people to embrace science.
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Join us, and drink the Cult-Aid.
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"Cult-Aid"?
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It's a cultured yogurt drink
we grew in a beaker.
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With bacteria!
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[groans]
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[megaphone squealing]
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Almighty science is so powerful,
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it's only occasionally wrong!
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You seem quite passionate, brother.
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Care to share your testimony inside?
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I'd be honored, you fraud.
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-[megaphone squealing]
-Divine revelation is rubbish!
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Understanding must be
earned in the laboratory.
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We don't need the megaphone.
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It's for me.
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I can barely hear myself.
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Now look here, Professor Glasses.
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If science has all the answers,
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maybe you can tell us why
folks are rising up to Heaven?
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Oh, I can, and I will.
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As soon as I figure it out.
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[religious leaders laughing]
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It seems you have faith in science,
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much as we have faith in the divine.
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Ah, but there's a difference.
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Science makes predictions
that prove correct
264
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time and time again.
265
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:54,153
That is the evidence that fuels my faith.
266
00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:55,738
What fuels yours?
267
00:10:55,821 --> 00:11:00,242
The knowledge that whatever happens
is the Lord's plan.
268
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,454
But you can use that to explain anything!
269
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,414
That's what's so great about it.
270
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,957
[? dramatic music playing]
271
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,293
[windows and doors thudding]
272
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,462
[power tools whirring]
273
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:12,963
[hammers thudding]
274
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,097
That's it.
275
00:11:14,098 --> 00:11:15,674
Barricade every door and window
276
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,426
so we don't float off willy-nilly.
277
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,429
We must buy time to
research this phenomenon.
278
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,601
No way I'm ascendin' to Heaven
with Barbados and LaBarbara.
279
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,061
I'd rather go to Hell!
280
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,854
I'm here for you, friend.
281
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,981
I think I'm already there.
282
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,650
[hammer thudding]
283
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:33,817
[Fry clearing throat]
284
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,069
-Leela...
-Fry,
285
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,405
now isn't a great time to propose.
286
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:40,282
No, I can't risk you
floating away without me,
287
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,493
so I tied my shoelaces to yours.
288
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,704
Aw, that's so sweet.
289
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:45,870
-[hammer thuds]
-Ow!
290
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,021
-Oops!
-[head thuds]
291
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,207
[both yelp and grunt]
292
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,042
[both laughing]
293
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,712
Man, that looked funny,
but it really hurt.
294
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,672
I think my skull's fractured.
295
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,674
Hey, why are you falling up?
296
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,967
-[? dramatic music playing]
-No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
297
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,018
Oh, wait. Yes!
298
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,596
We're gonna be together
for all eternity, Leela.
299
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:04,647
No!
300
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,308
[Fry thuds] Ow!
301
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,563
Dammit! Which one of you idiots
left the roof open?
302
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,399
[nasally] Oh, right. Sorry.
303
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,236
[? somber music playing]
304
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,155
Leela's gone.
305
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:22,199
And all I have to
remember her by is this boot.
306
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,333
[sobbing]
307
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,827
[inhales deeply, gags]
308
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:28,539
[sniffles] I know Leela and I
will be reunited someday,
309
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:29,707
either in Heaven,
310
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,333
or one big coffin.
311
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,919
[horn blasting]
312
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,213
Attention, science followers!
313
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,882
I've been asking myself,
314
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:41,844
what could cause a person
to rise up into the sky?
315
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,388
A trampoline? Not powerful enough.
316
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,973
A fusion canon?
317
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,308
[canon fires]
318
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:50,644
Too powerful.
319
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,938
But what about a tornado?
320
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,191
[tornado whooshing]
321
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,026
You've solved it, Professor!
322
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,319
[phone ringing]
323
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,987
Kif? I thought you guys
were sheltering at home.
324
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,156
-[Zoidberg] Woop-woop-woop-woop!
-[thuds, grunts]
325
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,741
We're right outside your office.
326
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,619
I just wanted to come by and, uh...
327
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,370
[whispering] Embrace science.
328
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,080
Uh, y-yeah embrace science.
329
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,249
That's great! I'll be right out.
330
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,667
[door unlocking]
331
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,962
Aww, it's all my sweetie-pies.
332
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,589
Get her! But be gentle.
333
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,591
[Amy grunting] [muffled] What's going on?
334
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,392
We're doing this because we love you.
335
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,507
Shove her in the trunk.
336
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,742
-[muffled grumbling]
-[trunk door slams]
337
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,811
[car engine revving]
338
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,688
-[? somber music playing]
-I can't go to Heaven. I can't.
339
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:38,901
Not with LaBarbara and Barbados Slim
up there linkin' halos!
340
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:42,029
Then quit sittin' on your
premium-sized ass, Hermes.
341
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,824
If you wanna go to Hell,
you're gonna have to earn it,
342
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,742
with some foul deeds.
343
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,369
You're right, my friend.
344
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,662
[Hermes grunts]
345
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,622
Hey! What was that for?!
346
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:52,998
Ooh, me next!
347
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,208
I wanna help, too.
348
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,417
Hold your horses.
349
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,379
[Hermes humming]
350
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,222
[spoon clinking]
351
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,149
-[? dramatic music playing]
-[Hermes gasps]
352
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,930
Oopsie-dinkle. I meant to close that.
353
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,266
[Professor yelling, spitting]
354
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,268
[? dramatic music playing]
355
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,229
[Amy]
Why are you kidnapping me?
356
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,148
You know my parents don't pay ransom.
357
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,985
I'm sorry, darling,
but we had to save you.
358
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,168
I hope the pillowcase wasn't too scratchy.
359
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,097
I got the highest thread count I could.
360
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,782
[duck quacking]
361
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,617
[? ominous music playing]
362
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,370
-I am the Grand Midwife.
-[quacking continues]
363
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,329
-Get off me! Shoo!
-[wings fluttering]
364
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,623
What is this?
365
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,916
An intervention.
366
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,419
We're freeing you
from the cult of science.
367
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:42,715
Amy Wong, the sacred bond
between you and your Fon-Fon-Ru
368
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,676
has been shaken by your strange beliefs.
369
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:50,055
We must restore it with
the healing wisdom of the ancients.
370
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:55,227
-[loudly chanting gibberish]
-[rain stick rattling]
371
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:59,231
Um, will you be using
actual words at some point?
372
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,191
Nope, just spirit sounds.
373
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,776
[chanting gibberish]
374
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,237
Kif, is this really necessary?
375
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,072
I didn't know where else to turn.
376
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,741
We had to save you from
the Professor's brain-washing.
377
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,035
Brain-washing?
378
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:14,872
I mean, maybe we went a little overboard
with the robes and the yogurt.
379
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,425
It wasn't just yogurt,
it was a yogurt beverage!
380
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,834
I was so worried.
381
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:23,047
We're only saying that this all
might have a scientific explanation.
382
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:27,217
Is that really such a weird thing
to scream through a megaphone?
383
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,677
I suppose not.
384
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,387
Can you ever forgive me?
385
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,639
Of course.
386
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,889
[chanting gibberish continues]
387
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,308
Thank you, Grand Midwife.
388
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,601
We appreciate your time.
389
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,853
Sorry, it takes five more hours.
390
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,440
-[continues chanting gibberish]
-[rain stick rattling]
391
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,609
[whooshing sounds]
392
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:44,777
Uh...
393
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:45,910
Huh.
394
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,405
I guess I'll just read the rest to myself.
395
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:52,993
[? soft, mysterious music playing]
396
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,330
[sign clicking]
397
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,791
[clicking accelerating]
398
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:01,801
[sign clicks]
399
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:05,255
[? soft, mysterious music playing]
400
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,801
[cans rattling]
401
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,719
This here's a robbery.
402
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,596
Gimme all your knives!
403
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,264
[knives clattering]
404
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,809
You expect me to believe
that's all you got?!
405
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:21,017
-[knives clattering]
-Ow! Ow! Haw-haw, ow!
406
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,314
Ow! Ow!
407
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,190
[? soft, mysterious music playing]
408
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,241
[scratching]
409
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:29,488
All my experiments have brought us
no closer to understanding.
410
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,615
I don't deserve to wear this beard.
411
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,618
We're starvin', Professor.
412
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:38,122
It's been a week since we ate
the last packet of coffee creamer.
413
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,332
Please, let us out to scavenge.
414
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,418
And risk you floating away?
415
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,551
No chance.
416
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,672
I know this is difficult,
but if we can stay the course,
417
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,882
science will give us the answer.
418
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,726
Fry's dead.
419
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,471
Oh, what have I done?!
420
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,516
Now I'm down to just two pallbearers.
421
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,102
Fry, you can't be dead!
422
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,771
I'm gonna try fist-to-crotch
resuscitation.
423
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:03,938
-[Bender grunts]
-Ow.
424
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,691
Damn you, old man.
425
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,192
If it weren't for you
and your precious science,
426
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,070
Fry could still have children!
427
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,264
-[? somber music playing]
-You're right.
428
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:16,285
After a lifetime of devotion,
science has failed me.
429
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,418
[beaker shatters]
430
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,789
I've always considered
religion a pointless charade,
431
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,709
but now it seems prayer
is all we have left.
432
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,044
[bones cracking]
433
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:29,923
Oh, Heavenly Father,
let me first apologize
434
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,135
for referring to you
as "Magic Space Grandpa"
435
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,595
for over a century.
436
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,139
I humbly beg for your mercy,
437
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,642
and beseech you to provide
sustenance for the hungry-
438
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,776
no onions-
439
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,228
at this address.
440
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,065
Your loyal servant, Hubert.
441
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,198
Amen.
442
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,069
Ugh! I feel so dirty.
443
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:53,489
[? epic heavenly music playing]
444
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,492
[gasps] Look! Is that food?
445
00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:00,204
[sniffing] That heavenly aroma,
that radioactive color...
446
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,664
It's a cheese puff!
447
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,833
Your prayer worked, Professor.
448
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,627
Stop rubbing it in.
449
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:11,423
I see now that science is but
a shoddy substitute for faith.
450
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:15,135
The Almighty has blessed us
with snack food.
451
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,012
And not just any snack food,
452
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,681
the most irresistible
snack food ever made!
453
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,992
[? suspenseful music playing]
454
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,186
Fry, no!
455
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,319
[chomps]
456
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,689
-[Fry whooshing]
-[group gasping]
457
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:32,111
I don't remember leaving
the roof open for a third time.
458
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,244
It's not too late!
459
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,445
-Close it!
-[button beeps]
460
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,365
[doors whirring]
461
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,575
[? dramatic music playing]
462
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,913
Huh. I hope his legs aren't in there.
463
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,917
[? epic music playing]
464
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,669
[Professor Farnsworth]
It wasn't some supernatural power.
465
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,171
It was a simple hook!
466
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,590
A simple trans-phase plasma hook
467
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,677
on a simple mono-molecular force-filament!
468
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,680
I should have never doubted science.
469
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,683
This will haunt me 'til my dying day.
470
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:04,268
So, like, tomorrow?
471
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:07,980
Wait! If we're not up against
an all-powerful deity,
472
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,274
let's find out what we are up against.
473
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,491
To the ship!
474
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,576
Ow!
475
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,237
[? dramatic music playing]
476
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,737
-[roof crashing]
-[? music stops]
477
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,533
Dammit! Who left the roof closed?
478
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,786
[? soft, mysterious music playing]
479
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,497
[Fry whooshing]
480
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,546
What is that thing, Chay?
481
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:35,132
We are witnessin' somethin' weird, bro.
482
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,717
It's a baby whale!
483
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,218
[water sloshing]
484
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:43,182
Nah, it's not a whale,
but it's wicked ugly.
485
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,184
Chuck it in the cellar.
486
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,811
[coughs] Thanks.
487
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,313
Got any more cheese puffs?
488
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,356
[Fry grunting]
489
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,358
[Fry thuds]
490
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,492
Leela!
491
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,986
I knew we'd end up together
492
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,780
in Cheese Puff...
[slowing down] ...Heaven.
493
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,533
[line reeling]
494
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,285
-[water sloshing]
-Aw, geez.
495
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,913
That is definitely bycatch there.
496
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,664
Eh, I've been called worse.
497
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,958
Toss it in the chum bucket.
498
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,878
Welcome, chum.
499
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,821
[? soft, suspenseful music playing]
500
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,715
[Bender] Nothing.
501
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:17,925
Nothing.
502
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,134
Nothing.
503
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,302
Something!
504
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,472
-[ship whooshing]
-[? dramatic music playing]
505
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,015
Chay, you seein' this?
506
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,184
It's the freakin' mama whale!
507
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,810
[ramp squeaking, thuds]
508
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,479
Oh-my-lanta!
509
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,105
It's a fishing boat.
510
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,899
And we're the fish!
511
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,032
[? dramatic sting]
512
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,695
Eh, this one we could use for chowdah.
513
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,114
This here's a chowdah can.
514
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,658
And this is some sushi-grade
belly meat right here.
515
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,160
-Look-it this.
-Damn right.
516
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,913
It's still talkin', Mahk.
Hit it with the club.
517
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,915
Now hold on, Mahk!
518
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,959
You can't treat us like seafood.
519
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,086
We're an intelligent species.
520
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,922
Oh, yeah, you're wicked smaht.
521
00:20:57,005 --> 00:21:00,759
"Duh, I'm eatin' cheese puffs on a hook
'cause I'm a brainiac!"
522
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,219
[both laughing]
523
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:06,181
How dare you space-townies
drop that sick burn!
524
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,141
Whoa, kid, you wanna go, bro?
525
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,810
[fishermen grumbling]
526
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,186
[team whimpering]
527
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,562
-[siren wailing]
-[Chay gasps] It's the gahd!
528
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,817
[? grand orchestral music playing]
529
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,110
"God"?
530
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,695
The Coast Gahd!
531
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,571
[ship horn bellows]
532
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,031
[ramp squeaking]
533
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,954
Somebody report illegal fishing operation?
534
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,831
I report... ed it.
535
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,082
[dial tone trilling]
536
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,792
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
537
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,919
Ain't nothin' illegal 'bout fishin'.
538
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,631
That's true, if you follow regulations.
539
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,301
But you've violated multiple subsections
540
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:46,596
of the Planetary Fisheries Treaty of 2936!
541
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,439
[? dramatic sting]
542
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,183
[fishermen gasping]
543
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:56,064
First off, you failed to submit
the $18 fee to renew your license.
544
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,357
I got the Dunkins.
545
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,401
You were supposed to get the license!
546
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:02,904
Also, you've caught
slightly more than your quota.
547
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,325
And some of your catch
is under the legal size.
548
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,617
Hi, Professor!
549
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,954
I told ya to filet them little ones first!
550
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,665
This nitpicking snitch is correct.
551
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:17,711
The law says you must treat Earth
as sustainable fishery.
552
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:19,212
Like serious, bro?
553
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,922
Very serious, bro.
554
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,966
I have no choice but to issue
555
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:26,094
the first of three courtesy warnings.
556
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,139
And you must release all your catchings!
557
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,183
[fishermen grumbling]
558
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:34,853
[mechanical whirring]
559
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,400
You can keep that one.
560
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,612
[Professor munching]
561
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:46,907
[? triumphant music playing]
562
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,373
Haw-haw!
563
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,624
Ah! ah!
564
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:59,169
-[Roberto yelling]
-[bodies flopping]
565
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,420
-[group chattering]
-And then I threw coffee at the Professor!
566
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:03,965
Well, science has prevailed.
567
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,551
Time to ditch this ridiculous garment.
568
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,011
[group groaning]
569
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,145
Ugh.
570
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,515
Ah, back to normal.
571
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,141
You have to wonder,
572
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,685
could the whole concept
of ascending to Heaven
573
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:19,314
have come from ancient people
being caught by space fishermen?
574
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,900
Maybe. Or, it could be a miracle.
575
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:23,276
It's impossible to say.
576
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,945
My money's on fishermen.
577
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,696
[stammers] But that's just me.
578
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,533
Everyone is free to believe as they like.
579
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:32,619
Wow, you never talk like that, Professor.
580
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:35,592
Is it possible all this has
broadened your mind a little?
581
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,834
[? soft music playing]
582
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,255
No.
583
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:45,298
??
584
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:31,344
[? fanfare playing]
585
00:24:31,394 --> 00:24:35,944
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