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[? upbeat theme music playing]
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[glass shatters]
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[? theme concludes]
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[devices chiming]
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[grunting] Dinner's ready!
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I made sushi for the entire family.
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[chiming continues]
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So, um, Axl, how was school today?
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Uh-huh.
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Did you learn anything?
Or perhaps participate in shenanigans?
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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[devices clicking and chiming]
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[toy automated voice]
The flerk goes "ba-KOOK-a-zoodle."
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Okay, kids, that's enough.
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-[Newt whining]
-We agreed,
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no devices at the dinner table.
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-Then what's the point of eating?
-[Kif sighs]
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I'm asking you to put away your phone.
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Now tell us,
what happened at school today?
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-They asked me to put away my phone.
-[phone chiming]
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I said, "No."
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[Kif sighs]
I can't communicate with my own son.
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He's on his phone 24 hours a day,
yet he's never called me once.
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I'd kill for a butt dial.
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Why are we the only family
dealing with this?
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[games clicking, gunfire on laptop]
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[LaBarbara] Dwight?
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Dwight!
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I told ya to get your jam-jams on! [sighs]
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We need some way to get through to him.
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What if I post one of
those catchy dance videos?
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[grunting] Hoo, ooh, ooh.
Hoo, hoo, hoo-hoo. Hoo!
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Husband, ya can't dance.
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Sure I can. My doctor okayed it.
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Hoo, hoo- Ooh! Oh!
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[Hermes thudding down the stairs]
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[Hermes yelps]
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[emoji clicks, devices chiming]
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Bedtime, Cubert!
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Oh, bother.
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I'll have to fetch him from
some dam-ned alternate reality.
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[headset beeping]
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Bedtime, Cubert!
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-[fishing line whooshing]
-[lure plopping]
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Oh, bother.
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He's in an alternate, alternate reality.
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[virtual headset buzzing]
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[? gentle music playing]
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[clock ticking]
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Leela, I'm worried other people's kids
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are spending too much time
on their devices.
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??
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[devices clicking and chiming]
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Kids. Am I right?
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Yes.
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I thought so.
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[Bender] Amen, brother.
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"Screen addiction" is what they call it.
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And it's destroying society!
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[pong dot bopping]
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-[scoring chimes]
-Woo-hoo! Go Righty!
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I've had precisely enough of this.
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-[hologram chirping]
-Activating Deny-Fi.
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[devices click off]
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[kids groaning, complaining]
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You're mean!
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For the next two hours,
you're all offline.
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Go play outside!
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There's a big, beautiful world out there.
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[Cubert] Ugh!
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[scissors crunching]
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[birds chirping]
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[Dwight] Man, I can barely even
control that pigeon.
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This world needs an update.
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[shivering] I'm jonesin', guys.
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I needs my net!
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[whispering] Yo, I got gigs!
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Uploads, downloads... What do you need?
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You got 5G? I need a nickel.
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Man, I got 10G.
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You want me to cut it with some static?
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Nah, just hit us up.
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[satellite dish whirring]
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[phones buzzing]
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[? ominous music playing]
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[kids groaning weakly]
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-[light clicks]
-Pretty scary, huh?
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Hi, my name is Bender
and I'm a recovering screenaholic.
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If you're currently using another device
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in addition to the one
you're watching me on,
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then you're a sick, sick bastard.
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So pick up a third device and call me now.
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Together, we'll get through this,
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just me, you, and your credit card.
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In fact, forget you!
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[quickly] Phone sex also available.
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[ambulance sirens blaring]
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Screen addiction.
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Every time I see it,
it only gets a little easier.
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Well, at least here in the hospital,
they're free from their ding-dong devices.
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-[monitor beeping]
-Hey, check it out!
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Bet I can get it up to 150. [grunting]
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Oh yeah? 170! Eat my beats!
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-[beeping faster]
-[both grunting]
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Stop video-gaming your heart rates!
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-[Cubert grunting]
-Ooh! This is the last straw.
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Come on, fellow parents.
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Let's go back in time and not have kids.
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-Oh, yeah!
-You said it.
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Wait, I've got an idea.
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It's a really bad idea,
but it's better than his.
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Hello, twerps.
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Welcome to Zapp Brannigan's
"Scared Screenless."
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An intensive two-week program
to wean you off your devices.
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And to be clear,
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you are the wean-ees.
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I am the wean-er.
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Questions?
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[Kif and Axl sighing]
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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"Why," you ask,
"is the DOOP's rearest admiral
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running a children's camp?"
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I didn't hear anybody ask that.
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It's because young people today can't
meet the DOOP's fitness requirements.
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In the old days,
recruits came in looking like me.
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Kif, tighten my girdle so
they can see what I look like.
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[Kif inhales deeply]
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-[grunting]
-[girdle straining]
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[Zapp wheezing]
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And voila, I stand before you, an adonis.
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[button beeps]
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It's go time. Devices in the bag,
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losers on the bus.
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Here! We got one more loser.
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Hey!
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-What'd I do? Nothin'!
-[eyeball game chomping]
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[Professor Farnsworth]
You're as bad as everyone else,
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only worse.
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Get on the loser bus.
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-[Bender angrily grumbling]
-[game over sounds]
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[sighs] Well, sport,
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this is our last chance
to talk for a while.
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[? melancholy music playing]
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-[? music stops]
-[Axl grunts]
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-Stay safe!
-Good luck, son!
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Watch for greens snakes!
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-Love ya, Bender!
-[door clunking]
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[bus whirring]
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[Bender] Bite my shiny metal
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ass!
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[voice fading]
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So, LaBarbara, with no kid around,
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it's the perfect chance for-
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Ladies' Night!
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Don't wait up, Hermes.
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-Woo-hoo!
-Let's do this!
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[hover-convertible whirring]
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[wheels squealing]
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Ah, who needs them anyway?
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We can have our own Ladies' Night.
Right, men?
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-Yes, we can!
-We need it!
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I call designated driver!
[claws clacking]
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??
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[bus whirring, skidding]
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[brakes squealing]
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[bus engine sputtering]
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[thuds]
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[insects chirring]
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-[rope whooshing]
-[Zapp grunts]
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-There's no WiFi here on Remotus.
-[button beeps]
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Nevertheless, I shall hoist your devices
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high atop this naturally
occurring stripper pole
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for one reason and one reason only,
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to taunt you.
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It's working.
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[? dramatic harp music playing]
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Ugh!
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I have built entire
mobile game cities out of candy,
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but I can't put together one stupid tent?!
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How are we supposed to do this
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if we can't watch a video
on how to do this?
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Ahh, this is roughing it.
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-[yurt booms]
-[Bender and kids yelping]
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If anyone needs me,
I'll be exfoliating in my yurt.
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[faucet squeaking, water running]
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??
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[shakers whooshing and rattling]
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Then Mandy said, "Make my bed?
But I already have a bed."
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[Amy and LaBarbara laugh]
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-Get it?
-Oh, that's
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as cute as when
Dwight said the same thing.
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Hilarious.
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Now, can we talk about something else?
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How about if anyone mentions kids,
they have to drink?
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-Sure!
-Bring it on!
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This is fun.
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I haven't been out day drinking
since I had kids.
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Oops!
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Ha! You look like Dwight
after I give him goat liver oil.
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[laughing] Uh-oh.
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[LaBarbara gulps, winces]
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Kids, kids, kids.
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-[? exciting music playing]
-[hover-car whirring]
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Hey! Unh! Party-mobile!
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Come on, Kif, no moping in the moon roof!
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Well, I suppose I could stop worrying
about my son for a short while.
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I'll panic all day tomorrow.
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That's the spirit.
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Zoidberg?! You're supposed to be driving!
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Ugh. God forbid the driver
should get a morsel of fresh air.
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??
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[grunting]
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Chopping firewood sounds fun
until you do it.
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-[metal clanging]
-Ow!
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Right in my a-hole.
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Antenna hole!
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[Cubert laughing]
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I just wish I had my phone
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so I could film this for lumberjack fails.
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-[log thwacks]
-Ow!
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??
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-[flint sparking]
-[Zapp grunting]
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Campers, the trick to
starting a fire is persistence.
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[Zapp grunting and groaning]
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But sometimes being a quitter works, too.
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I prefer cold stew anyway.
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Cold, raw stew.
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[Zapp slurping]
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[chewing loudly]
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[Zapp gagging]
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Say... this might restore my dignity.
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-How do I look?
-Sporky.
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Eat hearty, campers.
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For tomorrow at dawn,
we set out to hunt the wily snipe.
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The wily what what?
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None other.
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The snipe is difficult to describe,
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yet extremely real.
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-[? suspenseful music playing]
-It's got the talons of an eagle,
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the fangs of a viper,
the feathers of a pillow,
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and the angry red buttocks
of an infected baboon.
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-[kids whimpering]
-It preys on the weary,
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so get some shuteye before sunrise.
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Look, sunrise!
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Then the hunt has begun.
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I'll be getting some shuteye.
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-[? ominous music playing]
-[bushes rustling]
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[yelping] What was that?!
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I think I heard a snipe!
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I think you didn't.
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Because I think Zapp made it up.
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Yeah. I've never once heard of a snipe.
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And I'm a 12-year-old kid.
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Man, the sun is sunning.
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Whew!
257
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,939
[spork whirring and buzzing]
258
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,441
[electricity crackling]
259
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,693
[teeth chiming]
260
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,487
Bender, you've got bars!
261
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:55,905
[all gasping]
262
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,699
He's getting internet from the sun!
263
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:02,244
This star must be a relay
on the stellar backbone.
264
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,663
[teeth chiming]
265
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:04,872
[energy fizzling]
266
00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,832
Hey, I was Redditing!
267
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,668
[energy powers up]
268
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,169
If we got our devices back,
269
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,546
we could piggyback off his signal.
270
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,590
Ooh, I'm a hotspot-bot!
271
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,841
[spork rattling]
272
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,010
??
273
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,350
[Zapp snoring]
274
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:29,105
[kids grunting and groaning]
275
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,399
[Bender straining]
276
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,412
-[crashing]
-[all grunting in pain]
277
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,595
-[metal arm whirring]
-[Bender laughs]
278
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,825
[arm whirring]
279
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,412
[quietly chanting]
Go, Bender. Go, Bender. Go, Bender.
280
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:46,914
[antenna clicking]
281
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,666
[teeth chiming]
282
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,084
Aw, yeah. That's the stuff.
283
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,294
Now we just need Bender's password.
284
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,213
You mean "assword."
285
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,174
"Assword1"?
286
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,176
That's not a very secure assword.
287
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,428
[keypads clacking]
288
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,595
[devices humming]
289
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,222
[chuckling] Oh, yes!
290
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,933
Lumberjack fails, here I come.
291
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:09,145
Looking up "snipes" on Snopes... and...
292
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,313
Debunked! No such thing.
293
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,232
Whew. Well, that's a relief.
294
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,191
'Cause otherwise,
I'd have screamed my head off
295
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,318
when I saw that snipe.
296
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,903
-[? dramatic music playing]
-[snipe screeching]
297
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,449
[all screaming]
298
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,825
[snipe snarling]
299
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,745
[? ominous music playing]
300
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,580
[glassware clinking]
301
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,083
Dwight- [groaning]
302
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,584
-[shot glass slams]
-[glasses clattering]
303
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,795
[hover-car screeching]
304
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,672
[car brakes squealing]
305
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,925
Zoidberg! You're going the wrong way
on a one-way street!
306
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:43,137
-[Professor snoring]
-Fine. Fine. I'll increase my driving.
307
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,723
[hover-car screeching]
308
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,266
Now you're going the wrong way
on a two-way street.
309
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:51,479
-[horns honking]
-[passengers screaming]
310
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,732
-[cars crashing]
-[metal clattering]
311
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,986
[all groaning]
312
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,403
[Officer Smitty knocking]
313
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,489
[window whirring]
314
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,200
What seems to be the problem, Constable?
315
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,744
You just crashed into a police station.
316
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,163
-[phone ringing]
-[slurping]
317
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,875
Damn, this cabinet was
three days from being used
318
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,002
to store retirement paperwork.
319
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,754
-[snipe screeching]
-[Bender and kids whimpering]
320
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:18,805
[snipe squawking]
321
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,091
According to Wikipedia snipes do exist!
322
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,344
-That was me.
I just updated it!
323
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,596
-Ow!
-Ow. Ow!
324
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,933
-Stop pecking me, you stupid murder bird!
-[snipe screeching]
325
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,518
Uh, we call it a chicken.
326
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,143
[? suspenseful music playing]
327
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,980
[snipe squealing and snarling]
328
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:38,400
[meat sizzling]
329
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,487
I'm known by the name
of Groovestick Waterfall.
330
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,532
And this is my old lady, Bliss Waterfall.
331
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,575
-Peace, brother.
-[smooches]
332
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,452
Brother? Ew!
333
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,996
It's just a figure of speech, m'kay?
334
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,665
-We're cousins.
-Mm-hmm.
335
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,751
Centuries ago, our mutual ancestors
split from Earth,
336
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,837
'cause they were, like, bummed out
by science and technology.
337
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,423
Except a spaceship, apparently. [snorts]
338
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,925
It was pedal-powered.
339
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,052
They came here to be one with nature,
340
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,387
and not have to work.
341
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,556
Generations have continued their dream
342
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,433
through a careful program
of selective inbreeding.
343
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,810
[mud splashing]
344
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:15,228
-[kids laughing, mumbling gibberish]
-[? banjo strumming]
345
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,772
Not that careful.
346
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,317
[? bright music playing]
347
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,778
Here is where we make our dream trappers.
348
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,697
No-kill dream trappers.
349
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:25,990
To catch the snipes.
350
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,199
And then you kill 'em?
351
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,326
Nuh-uh, they die of fright, dig?
352
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,455
And this is where we grow all our food.
353
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,791
-Except the snipes.
-Shut up.
354
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,085
[mole squeaking]
355
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,753
[crunching] Mm! Mm.
356
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,130
[chewing] Mm.
357
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:44,717
Here, all is provided by
Mother Sun and Uncle Moon.
358
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,428
Even fun? What do you do for fun?
359
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,597
Fun? What is this "fun"?
360
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,224
Like, what do you like to watch?
361
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,392
Plants growing!
362
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:56,020
-Go corn!
-You got this, radish!
363
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,354
Seriously?
364
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,023
This is what we do on Earth.
365
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,774
[devices clicking and chiming]
366
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,234
[hippie kids] Whoa!
367
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,070
Don't look! It'll take your souls.
368
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,447
It's just solitaire.
369
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,741
Witchcraft and dark science!
370
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:12,703
[? ominous music playing]
371
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,080
[all gasping]
372
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,498
[panicked chatter]
373
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,632
Mother Sun!
374
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,169
She's being eaten
by the great snipe of heaven.
375
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,378
No, wife-goddess.
376
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,713
She hides because
377
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,883
your satanic electro-machines
have angered her!
378
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,259
You can't blame us!
379
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,677
It's just an eclipse.
380
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,471
Don't listen to the chubby wizard.
381
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,348
I have a metabolic condition.
382
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,058
The sun is gone forever!
383
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,517
Our crops will wither.
384
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,769
Not on my watch.
385
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,437
Hippies, attack!
386
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,290
-[? dramatic music playing]
-[rain sticks rattling]
387
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,810
[carrot darts blowing]
388
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,404
-[mole squeaking]
-[Bender grunting]
389
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,449
Get it off! Get it off! It's a mole!
390
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,576
[projectiles whooshing]
391
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,538
In the name of peace, aim for the head!
392
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,257
[radish whooshes]
393
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,502
[shouting crazed war cry]
394
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,295
[cell door rattling]
395
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,631
Alright, hand over your devices.
396
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,218
I have a device, too.
397
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,053
Two tin cans on a string?
398
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,180
It's the latest in affordable tech.
399
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,848
The battery life is excellent,
400
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,267
and it smells like cream of mushroom soup.
401
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,396
Hello Fry, how's the soup on your end?
402
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,440
[snickering] Tell you what,
you can keep yours.
403
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,024
Maybe Santy Claus will call ya.
404
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,903
Really? I never gave him my number.
405
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,948
-[? dramatic music playing]
-[kids panting]
406
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,035
We've gotta find that dumb bus driver!
407
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,787
I think his name is Yurt.
408
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,038
No, it's Zapp.
409
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,539
-[Cubert yelps]
-He's useless.
410
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,916
I'm calling my dad!
411
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,050
[dialing]
412
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,294
Come on, pick up!
413
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,213
[phone buzzing]
414
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,589
[Kif] Wait, it's my son!
415
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,340
-[phone beeps]
-Hello, Axl?
416
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,260
How is camp? Are you making friends?
417
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,677
[out of service tone blaring]
418
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,513
[automated voice] We're sorry.
This call cannot be completed.
419
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,807
Please hang up and worry.
420
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,017
[dial tone blaring]
421
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,310
No, I need that!
422
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,729
My son never calls me
unless it's an emergency.
423
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,858
Sounds like the emergency
is your relationship.
424
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,568
Aw, yeah.
425
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:10,320
-[? somber music playing]
-[cell door rattling]
426
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,788
The call dropped!
427
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:12,906
I have no bars!
428
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,366
The WiFi's out too!
429
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,161
And right when I was
about to get 10,000 steps!
430
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,913
It's 'cause the stupid sun is blocked!
431
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,832
That was our access point.
432
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,752
It's a total eclipse of the internet!
433
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,462
[? ominous music swells]
434
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,671
[bushes rustling]
435
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:31,175
There they are!
Radish at will!
436
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:34,595
-[? dramatic music playing]
-[radishes whooshing]
437
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,847
[? music intensifying]
438
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,099
[Bender and kids whimpering]
439
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,684
-Oh no!
-[Cubert choking]
440
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:41,818
[gagging]
441
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:42,902
[Bender laughing]
442
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,104
[radishes thunking]
443
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,439
I deserve that.
444
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,859
[? ominous music playing]
445
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:54,490
[Zapp scat singing]
446
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,366
-Ah, the best part of waking up...
-[distant screaming]
447
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,745
...a box of wine and the gentle song
448
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,789
of children screaming in nature.
449
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,159
-[wine splashing]
-[Zapp yelping]
450
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,087
[Axl] Help! We're under attack
by peaceful hippies!
451
00:18:08,895 --> 00:18:11,297
[Bender's eyes whirring]
452
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:14,718
There's only one way
to deal with every situation,
453
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:15,886
guns.
454
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,138
[gun clicking and buzzing]
455
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,265
My iBlaster! It's not working!
456
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,808
That's 'cause it needs to connect
457
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,936
to a server in Des Moines, Iowa.
458
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,437
Damn. To the bus!
459
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,531
[buzzing]
460
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,150
The iHatch! It's not working!
461
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,584
-Des Moines, Iowa!
-[radishes ricocheting]
462
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,405
Damn this network-dependent technology
463
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,491
-to hell!
-[radishes whizzing]
464
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:42,162
Oh, why did I pick today
to start my life of crime?
465
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,790
My son is in trouble. I must talk to him!
466
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,583
Now see here, ya mug.
467
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,877
There's a network outage on Remotus.
468
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,380
All the skells was talkin'
about it in the yard.
469
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,216
Yes, but Zapp has
a hard-wired emergency phone.
470
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,052
Hard-wired? To another planet?
471
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,513
It's connected through
a subspace wormhole.
472
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,765
Oh, if only we had a phone on our end.
473
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:02,975
Like that phone?
474
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,977
Sweet skink of the clink!
475
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,895
It's some kind of Stone Age relic.
476
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,605
We had these back in my day.
477
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,982
You put coins in here,
478
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,109
you pick a number out of a book, dial it,
479
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,232
and ask if their refrigerator is running.
480
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,280
But nobody has coins anymore!
481
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,032
Not since suicide booths
started takin' Venmo.
482
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,326
Eh, coins are for chumps anyway.
483
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,390
I'm what they called a "phone phreaker."
484
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,372
[Fry clears throat]
485
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,875
[high-pitched shrieking]
486
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,169
[dial tone blaring]
487
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,047
[dialing, keypad beeping]
488
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,798
[Zapp Brannigan] [over phone]
Yello?
489
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:39,011
Captain! Oh, I never thought I'd be happy
to hear your voice.
490
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,513
How dare you use the emergency line.
491
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,015
We're having an emergency!
492
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,388
I'm behind a protective
shield of children,
493
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,144
but who knows how long they'll last.
494
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,314
Please, let me speak to Axl,
before it's too late.
495
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,774
Is, uh, one of you Axl?
496
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,735
I am! Is it my dad?
497
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,945
Oh, uh, hang on. One last thing.
498
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,490
If I don't make it, I want to
be buried in my dress uniform.
499
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,867
And a formal girdle.
500
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,367
-[radish smashes]
-[electricity sparking]
501
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,912
Hello? Kif?
502
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,206
-[hook dinging]
-Yoo-hoo?
503
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,211
All I wanted was to
never speak to him again.
504
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,922
[crying] And now I'll
never speak to him again!
505
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,924
Hold up, Bender's got a phone jack!
506
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,675
Hand me that cord.
507
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,761
[Axl grunting]
508
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,430
Oh no you don't!
509
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,557
[Kif grunting]
510
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,934
[smacks wall, yelps]
511
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,936
[grunts] Finally!
512
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,813
-[dial tone blaring]
-[kids cheering]
513
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,148
[cable rattling]
514
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,838
What is this cable, haunted?
515
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,485
[grunting]
516
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,527
-[metal creaking]
-[Bender groaning]
517
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:39,904
-[metal head thuds]
-[Axl grunts]
518
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,156
[voice echoing] Hello? Dad?
Can you hear me?
519
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,325
Saved it!
520
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,327
But the piece you talk into is broken.
521
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,787
Here, use mine!
522
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,373
[Professor] Ah, that'll never woik.
523
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:53,669
I'm leaving you jokers behind
when I bust out of this joint, see?
524
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,128
[Axl] [on phone]
Who's the idiot pulling on the line?
525
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,590
[gasps] Axl?! It's Daddy. Hello?
526
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,676
Dad! I'm so glad I got through to you.
527
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,094
I'm really scared.
528
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,513
You're gonna be okay.
Don't hang up the can.
529
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,276
[Axl] They're coming! I have to go.
530
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,891
I'm sorry I was a bad son.
531
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,308
-[loud clattering over phone]
-Axl?!
532
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,936
Axl, what's happening?
533
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,406
[voice echoing] [over phone] Hello? Hello?
534
00:21:13,407 --> 00:21:15,982
-[? dramatic music playing]
-Sharpen the olive branches!
535
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,693
Load the hacky sack cannon!
536
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,543
[rain stick rattling]
537
00:21:20,544 --> 00:21:23,155
[Kif] [over phone] Whoever you are,
leave my son alone.
538
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,992
If you so much as lay a finger on him,
539
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,034
I'll rip your heart out with my bare hands
540
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,325
and make you apologize
before I give it back!
541
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,091
[Zoidberg]
Alright, I'll take my phone back now.
542
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:34,876
Who- Who- Who's- Who's talking?!
543
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,940
[Zoidberg] Zoidberg. Who's listening?
544
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,422
Groovestick Waterfall,
545
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,966
peace-father of the Remotus commune.
546
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,634
[Zoidberg] Must be nice.
So, how's the weather there?
547
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,179
If I'm honest,
here we've had a mild summer.
548
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,681
Sorcery!
549
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,643
-[? ominous music playing]
-[bows creaking]
550
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,729
[? music building]
551
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,524
[antenna whirring and beeping]
552
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,359
[devices chiming]
553
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,613
-[hippies] Ooh.
-[instruments clunking]
554
00:22:01,614 --> 00:22:03,654
[tablet notifications
whooshing and pinging]
555
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:07,868
What wondrous visions dance
upon these cheese plates?
556
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,619
We call it content.
557
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,788
We will call it "God."
558
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,460
You have corrupted their souls.
559
00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,503
Taste the fury of my rain stick!
560
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,880
[rain stick rattling]
561
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:23,383
[snipe screeching and snarling]
562
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,053
The snipe! It fooled us by existing.
563
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,303
[Groovestick Waterfall] Dude.
564
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,181
[snipe chomps and chitters]
565
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,598
[tablet game chiming]
566
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,391
[unenthusiastically] I'll avenge you, Dad.
567
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:35,103
[? bright music playing]
568
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:39,024
Let's go, kids. Mission fun-complished.
569
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,402
[devices clicking and chiming]
570
00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:46,406
I'm back, baby!
571
00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:48,575
[Zoidberg]
Is that you, robot?
572
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,952
[? bright music playing]
573
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,622
[bus whirring]
574
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,959
[cell door rattling]
575
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,419
Okay, beat it.
576
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,588
We need this cell for another group.
577
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:05,759
The jail ain't been built
what can hold me.
578
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:08,095
[panting] Finally, I can text Axl!
579
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,888
Are... you... okay?
580
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:13,308
[breathing heavily] Oh, he's not replying.
581
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,435
Maybe I should text him six more times.
582
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,104
[women groaning]
583
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,147
Leela! How'd you know where we are?
584
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,149
I don't even know where I are.
585
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,283
[Leela hiccups]
586
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,397
[cell door rattling]
587
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,452
[thuds]
588
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,536
Kiffy!
589
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,407
Have you talked to Axl? Is he doing okay?
590
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,618
[? melancholy music playing]
591
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,667
-[notification chimes]
-Yes.
592
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,044
We just had a beautiful conversation.
593
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:44,089
[? poignant music playing]
594
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,303
[? fanfare playing]
595
00:24:31,353 --> 00:24:35,903
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