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[? upbeat theme music playing]
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[glass shatters]
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[? theme concludes]
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[spaceship zooming]
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Mm! This Baked Alaska is great, Amy.
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What's your secret?
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I'm bisexual.
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Oh, you mean the dessert!
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The trick is to start by
buying real Alaska, then-
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Mama?
Is it time to show off yet?
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It sure is, schmeety-pie.
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Show Fry and Leela your painting
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so they can compliment it.
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Lookit!
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It's Mama and Dumdum.
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Oh, it's exquisite.
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Right?
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What? Oh.
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-What?
-You really captured
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your mommy's unusually shaped hair,
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and your daddy's pukey color.
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Shapes and colors are the parts
I always have trouble with.
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You know, I always wanted
to be an artist, and I-
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That's so interesting.
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Let's talk about something else.
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[Newt grunting and giggling]
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I'm bored.
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I'm more bored.
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Oh yeah?
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I'm so bored, I wanna
punch myself in the face.
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I'll do it for ya.
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-Go ahead.
-Make me.
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Eh, I'm too bored.
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Don't you have like
a built-in TV or something?
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No.
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But have you ever heard of...
AM radio?
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-[switch clicks]
-[electricity buzzing]
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-[stadium crowd cheering over radio]
-[announcer] And Sweden wins!
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This has been Don Cunningham
with the nightly war roundup.
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Bo-ring.
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-[buttons clicking]
-[antenna warbling]
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[German speaker] [over radio]
Fifteen, four, 290, 5,036-
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[Bender yelps]
What are those, numbers?
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-[German speaker] Two...
-"Two"?
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I'm almost positive that's a number!
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Help, help, help, help, help,
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-help, help, help, help, help.
-[glasses clatter]
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The radio's saying numbers at me!
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[German speaker]
One thousand three hundred sixty-two.
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Thirty-four thousand
nine hundred and sixty-nine...
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Aw, that's just
a numbers station, Bender.
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Some people think it's spies
communicating in code.
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It's actually a real thing.
Look it up.
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-[numbers station continues]
-Turn it off, turn it off!
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I'm not touching your antenna.
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[German speaker]
Two hundred ninety.
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[Bender screaming]
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[glass shattering]
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[screaming continues,
fading as Bender falls]
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Well, thanks for a lovely evening.
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[metal doors whirring]
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Man, that hypersonic elevator's
really fast.
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[Bender screaming]
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-[metal crashing]
-Ow.
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Bender, at the risk of getting personal,
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are you scared of numbers?
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Not all numbers.
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I-I love zero and one.
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But two?
And those other guys?
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[shudders]
Where does it all end?
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Hey look!
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A 24-hour art supply store.
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Leela, have I ever told you how
I always wanted to be an artist?
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Yes, it's one of the most
recent things you said.
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Well, I'm not gonna let that stop me.
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[door bells jingling]
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[? thrilling music playing]
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[paint brush sloshing]
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Guys! Dolls!
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Remember the pain I predicted
Professor would live in
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the last 10 years of his life?
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Well, they've discovered
a miracle drug that'll make it 20!
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[pill bottle rattling]
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-[pill thudding]
-[gulps]
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[sadly groans]
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I'm so tired of this physical existence.
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The constant agony.
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-[yelling]
-[bones cracking]
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These scratchy physical pajamas.
[scratching]
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If only I could live in a world
of pure thought and beauty.
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-Sure, that'd be great.
-[clicking remote]
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-[static buzzing]
-We now go live
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to tonight's lottery drawing.
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[? upbeat jazzy music playing]
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[? drumroll trilling]
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Fifteen,
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four,
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-290...
-[? drumroll continues]
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...two,
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1,362...
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[? drumroll stops]
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...and 34,969.
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That is not a regulation ball!
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[gasps]
Hey, aren't those the same numbers
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that came over Bender's antenna?
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You mean Bender's antenna is magic?
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Eh, that's what the fembots say.
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[Bender purrs]
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Magic is one plausible
but stupid explanation.
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-[hologram chirping]
-Is it possible someone is encoding
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some kind of message in lottery numbers?
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Hey Leela!
Come see my paintings.
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Oh... hmm.
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That art store had a futuristic technology
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that really unlocked my creative powers.
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It's called "paint-by-numbers."
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Oh, Lord.
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They're exquisite!
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You really stayed in the lines.
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Aren't these exquisite, Amy?
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Oh, yeah, exquisite, yeah.
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What are you people talking about?
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Fry's paintings are crap.
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-[Leela's foot thudding]
-Ow!
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I mean, the foot pain makes me see
how beautiful I'm saying they are.
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Fry, you foolcompoop!
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What are you doing to those
beautiful numbers?
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Painting over them to depict
imperfect physical objects?
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[Amy gasps]
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[? mysterious music playing]
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Schmeureka!
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[printer whirring]
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Those weird lottery numbers
encoded paint-by-number plans
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for some sort of device.
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And once it's colored in, we can build it!
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Build it?
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That's your answer for everything.
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Every time we find a mysterious diagram,
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you want to build it.
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Well, I'm tired of building things.
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The beauty is in the abstract idea.
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Everything else is flamboyant excess.
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Well, if you won't build it, I will.
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I just said I wouldn't build it!
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I'm going to go contemplate
the abstract concept of beauty.
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If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom.
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[foot thudding]
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Exquisite!
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[? mysterious music playing]
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-[paint brush sloshing]
-[Fry] Blue.
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What a strange gizmo.
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I wonder if it's some kind of
advanced spaceship!
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Well, I'm not quite done.
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It might turn out to be a kitten.
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[Amy] That's no kitten.
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Rats.
I'm gonna go paint a kitten.
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[? mysterious music playing]
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[sighs]
Be honest with me, Zoidberg.
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Is this really good?
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-[foot crushing]
-[groaning] Yes.
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Sometimes I worry that my rote copies
of other artists' work lack originality.
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Don't say that, Fry.
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Great artists don't let badness
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stand in the way of greatness.
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And Zoidberg will prove...
[muttering indistinctly]
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Why did you mutter that last part?
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Because I wasn't that sure.
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??
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[indistinct chatter]
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-[calculator] Hello, hello. Don't touch.
-[children giggling]
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-Excuse me, killer robot coming through.
-[children yelling]
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[kid] Aw, come on!
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Ah, there you are,
actress, mathematician,
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author Danica McKellar.
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Could you sign this book?
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Sure.
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Wait, I didn't write this.
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It's my autobiography.
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[gasps] You're Bender?
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The Bender?
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[laughs] I'm a huge fan.
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Um, no,
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that's actually a different Bender.
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You're not the extreme boogie boarder?
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How do people tell you apart?
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Different serial numbers.
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That's kinda why I came.
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See, I'm scared of numbers.
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I thought maybe you could help me,
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'cause you write all these books
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about having confidence with math.
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Uh, yeah. Uh...
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Do you know the other Bender?
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[chuckles]
Like, could you introduce me, or...
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Hey, could we talk
about me for a minute?!
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I don't know.
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Could you buy a copy of my book?
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[Bender sighing]
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Math shouldn't be scary, Bender.
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You just have
an irrational fear of numbers.
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[emotional]
And a fear of irrational numbers!
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Don't be afraid.
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If you're even half as great
as your book jacket says you are-
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I'm not! Nobody is!
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Well, hopefully this will help.
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But if it doesn't, no refunds.
Next!
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??
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This is garbage.
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I give up.
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[pencil scratching]
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A letter came for you, Fry.
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Your work's been accepted
in a citywide art contest!
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Why are you reading my mail, Hermes?
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Also, I don't remember
entering any art contest.
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I entered you! Zoidberg.
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I got the idea when
I was bandaging my foot.
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And my work was accepted?
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[gasps] Thank you, Zoidberg.
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You've given me the courage
to try the parakeet.
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??
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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and Zoidberg,
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after great effort and expense-
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Expense?!
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I've completed the mystery machine!
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[? mimics trumpet fanfare]
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[Zoidberg] I'm blind!
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What does it do?
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Can it kill at least one human?
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Maybe.
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The only way to find out is to turn it on.
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Zero and one?
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No problem.
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-[switch clicks]
-[gears grinding]
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[electricity crackling]
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[energy zapping]
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[group gasping]
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It looks like some sort of space hole.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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-[Bender shudders]
-[energy whooshing]
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[screaming]
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-[? dramatic music playing]
-[Bender screaming]
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[screaming continues]
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[Bender yelling]
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Exquisite!
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So what's in there?
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[panting] These numbers!
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Almost all of 'em greater than one!
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[cranking]
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Finished installin'
the new plate glass wind-er.
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Thank you!
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-[glass shattering]
-[Bender screaming]
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[distant metal clattering]
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We'll sweep him off the sidewalk later.
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I wanna see these numbers!
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[energy whooshing]
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[group gasping]
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-Oh!
-Wow!
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[Professor Farnsworth]
It's my dear friends, the integers.
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Come, everyone,
through the Numberland Gap.
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[whooshing]
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It's just what I've always dreamt of.
264
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:27,460
A realm of pure theoretical beauty.
265
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,295
[Number 55] Hello!
266
00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:31,631
I don't believe I've seen you around here.
267
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,675
No, we're from the physical world.
268
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,552
[Number 55] The physical world?
269
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,472
I thought that was just
an abstract concept.
270
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:40,931
Nice to meet you.
271
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,516
Fifty-five, is it?
272
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,102
[Number 55]
Oh, ya doesn't have to call me 55.
273
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,439
My decimal representation
is five 10s plus five ones.
274
00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,900
But you can call me five times 11.
275
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:54,904
Or you can call me 9 plus 10
plus 11 plus 12 plus 13.
276
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,405
Or you can call me six-squared
plus three-squared
277
00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:59,408
plus three-squared plus one-squared.
278
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,952
But ya doesn't have to call me 55!
279
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,163
I'm gonna call you 55.
280
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,998
So, could you give us a tour?
281
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,132
[Number 55] Of what?
282
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,625
There's nothing but numbers.
283
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:12,296
Maybe you could introduce us to
some of the more interesting numbers.
284
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,382
Every number is interesting!
285
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:17,510
Otherwise, there'd be
a smallest uninteresting number,
286
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,720
and that would make it interesting.
287
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,598
[Number 55]
I didn't quite follow that but, yes,
288
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,601
every number is equally interesting.
289
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,728
Or equally uninteresting.
290
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,230
[Number 55] I don't like you.
291
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:30,606
Nobody does.
292
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,067
[child giggling]
293
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,200
Who's that goomer?
294
00:11:34,201 --> 00:11:35,819
[Number 55] That's little 3/7ths,
295
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,800
the fractional child of three and seven.
296
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,699
What about 7/3rds?
297
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,450
Is that also their child?
298
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,660
[Number 55] [quietly]
Their illegitimate child.
299
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,011
Um, Professor?
I'm sorry to bring the mood up,
300
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,581
but can we get going soon?
301
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,166
It's time for the art show.
302
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,001
[Number 55] Time? What is time?
303
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,379
We numbers are eternal and immutable.
304
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,673
You mean you never age?
305
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:59,135
You never grow old
and senile and forgetful
306
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,971
and senile and forgetful
and senile and...
307
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,432
If we don't leave soon,
we'll miss the awards.
308
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,766
It's almost four.
309
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,392
[Number 55]
What's almost four?
310
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,443
Three?
311
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:11,021
Ya know, one through 12 are my friends.
312
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,400
I don't appreciate these
racist caricatures.
313
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:15,860
We need to go!
314
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,945
Yes, you all go.
315
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,865
But I, I choose to stay.
316
00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,241
I belong here,
317
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,785
in this realm of beauty bare,
318
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,873
free from the intolerable agony
of physical existence.
319
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,916
-No, Professor!
-No, you can't!
320
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,960
You're my only living relative.
321
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:36,672
I wanted you to come to
the art contest in case I win a prize.
322
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,674
Oh, don't be sad.
323
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,842
You won't.
324
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,304
[whooshing]
325
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:45,473
It won't be the same without him.
326
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,391
[whooshing]
327
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,642
I mean, I can't think of
any actual difference.
328
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,561
Just felt like somebody should say that.
329
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,063
[Bender] You escaped?!
330
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,357
That's mathematically impossible!
331
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,901
It was fine, Bender.
332
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,028
We met a nice 50-something guy.
333
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,530
Wait, someone's missing.
334
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,664
Is it you, Amy?!
335
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:03,790
Is it?
336
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:06,368
Oh, no. The Professor
decided to stay behind.
337
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,329
And you let him?!
338
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,414
Ah, you fools!
339
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,125
You two-loving fools!
340
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,753
[energy humming]
341
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,838
[Number 55]
And there's 52-factorial.
342
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,549
Yes, we played cards with him earlier.
343
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,052
I suspect he was cheating.
344
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,637
[Number 55] Well, every number
is here in Numberland.
345
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,306
You'll meet them all eventually.
346
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,475
Really? Every number?
347
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,608
[Number 55] Yes.
348
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,310
The whole numbers, the fractions.
349
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,361
What else is there?
350
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,481
Oh, all kinds of junk.
351
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,858
E, pi, i.
352
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,068
[numbers gasping]
353
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,819
[Number 55]
Don't talk like that!
354
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,197
We don't believe in the imaginary one.
355
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,033
Except for some of the more...
rural numbers.
356
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,618
-Uh-huh. Right on.
-Amen.
357
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:50,162
Say, you're a number, right?
358
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,497
I've been wondering,
359
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,667
in my world, we don't know
whether all even numbers
360
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,752
are the sum of two prime numbers.
361
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,886
Do you?
362
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,672
[Number 55]
Of course, they are.
363
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:00,805
Yes!
364
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,424
But how do you prove it?
365
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,883
[Number 55]
Why should I prove it?
366
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,024
What would that prove?
367
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:08,430
Well, if math has a point,
and I'm not sure it does,
368
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,850
isn't it to gain understanding?
369
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,559
[Number 55]
"Understanding"?
370
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,853
I don't understand.
371
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:16,855
You know there are lots of true things
that can't be proven.
372
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,150
Yes, but I know because G�del proved it.
373
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,904
If you numbers don't care about proofs,
what do you do all day?
374
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,824
Sit around representing
quantities of things?
375
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,117
[Number 55]
I don't even know what things are.
376
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,203
You know... things!
377
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,164
Things are the things
we use math to describe,
378
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,960
how planets move,
the different lengths of wire,
379
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,796
how many stars to give
a Keanu Reeves movie.
380
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,930
[Number 2] Yo.
381
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,258
[Number 55] You use numbers?
382
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,385
What are we, your servants?!
383
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,637
Well, I suppose you are.
384
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,014
[Number 55] Servants?!
385
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,390
How dare you.
386
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,975
All numbers are equal!
387
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,727
10,538!
388
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,519
[Number 10538]
Yeah, what is it now?
389
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,106
[Number 55]
Divide him by zero!
390
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:00,649
[? dramatic music playing]
391
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,776
No! That's not allowed!
392
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,194
[Number 10538]
Well, let's try it and see what happens.
393
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,321
[Professor groaning]
394
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,324
Help! 9-1-1!
395
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,327
[Number 911]
Sorry, wrong number.
396
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,663
[? dramatic music playing]
397
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,415
No, stop!
398
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,876
I'm too young to be zeroed.
399
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,753
[Number 10538] If you're young,
then I'm divisible by seven.
400
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,046
-Get in there!
-[Professor grunts]
401
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,214
[energy humming]
402
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,549
[Professor yelling]
403
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,683
A person!
404
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,052
Oh, thank Gott.
405
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:31,388
You must have my helps message
with the portal plan received.
406
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,723
You got that right.
407
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:33,856
Who are you?
408
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,226
My name is Georg Cantor.
409
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,645
Georg Cantor?!
410
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,856
The discoverer of
the hierarchy of infinities?
411
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,150
Ja, ja.
I discovered a lot of stuff.
412
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,527
We received your number broadcast,
413
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,572
but how were you able
to build a transmitter
414
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,908
in a land of pure abstraction?
415
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,994
I had fortunately with me
pencils und paper.
416
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,998
I needed only to prove
a transmitter could exist.
417
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,501
And then build it
out of pencils and paper.
418
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:03,295
But enough about me, Georg Cantor.
419
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,714
We must get far from this zero.
420
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,928
Did you bring with you an arbitrarily
large positive number?
421
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,970
Sorry, no, I packed light.
422
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:14,723
Ach, ja. Clearer I should
have been in meiner message.
423
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,476
I know not which of us
is the stupider professor.
424
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:18,609
You.
425
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,312
But we can research that later.
426
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,564
We must for help radio.
427
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,774
I'll do it.
428
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,693
But you know not the right numbers!
429
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,444
I know zero and one.
430
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,488
That's all you really need.
431
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,199
[transmitter beeping in Morse code]
432
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,493
[? mysterious music playing]
433
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:35,661
[door squeaking]
434
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,039
I ain't afraid of no numbers.
435
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,289
I ain't afraid of nothin'.
436
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,166
-[transmitter beeping]
-[Bender yelling]
437
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,085
-[beeping continues]
-Wait a minute.
438
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,421
That's Morse code.
439
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,839
I learned that at camp.
440
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,881
-[head clanks]
-[beeping continues]
441
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:51,593
P... R... O...
442
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,803
Prostitute?
443
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,680
Wait, F?
444
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:55,889
Proftitute?
445
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,518
-[beeping continues]
-E... S... S... Oh, of course!
446
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:00,769
Professtitute!
447
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,564
No, wait. O... R...
448
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,732
Professor!
449
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,775
He must need something. But what?
450
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,028
-[beeping continues]
-H... E... L...
451
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,988
[gasps] He needs helium.
452
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,322
No, help!
453
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,158
He needs help in Numberland!
454
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,327
Oh, but I'm alone
and I'm the world's biggest coward.
455
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,912
I need moral support.
456
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,248
What was it Danica McKellar said?
457
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,043
You're the world's
biggest coward, Bender.
458
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,210
In your case only,
459
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,047
I'd advise you to
stay the heck away from math.
460
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,298
Thanks, Danica.
461
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,175
I'll never face my fears again.
462
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,968
So long, courage!
[grunts]
463
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,469
-[book thudding]
-[metal clanging]
464
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,554
[Bender yelling]
465
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,056
[warbling]
466
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,143
Numbers!
Meaningless numbers!
467
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,276
[Bender yelling]
468
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,562
[crashing]
469
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:44,695
[Number 10] Hey!
470
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,148
[Bender whimpering]
471
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,859
[numbers chiming]
472
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,527
[whimpering]
473
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,530
??
474
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,449
[people chattering]
475
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,242
These are really good.
476
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,329
I mean, I'd hang that
in my second-best mansion.
477
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,831
And there's mine on the very same wall.
478
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,373
You think it might win a prize?
479
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,501
Maybe.
480
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:09,129
But, just being included
is the best prize of all.
481
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,507
Wow, better than the one for winning?
482
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,883
-[microphone feedback squealing]
-Attention, please.
483
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,135
I'm Art Judge,
484
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,137
the art judge. And these...
485
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,139
are the judges with regular names.
486
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:22,351
I'm proud to present
the prizes in this year's
487
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:26,522
Friends with Benefits of
the Zoo Charity Art Contest.
488
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,607
Third place goes to...
489
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:29,775
[paper rustling]
490
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:33,237
..."Icarus Redeemed" by Polly Madison.
491
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,947
[audience applauding]
492
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,615
[Zoidberg] Boo!
493
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,742
-Second place...
-[paper rustling]
494
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:43,038
..."Yellow Flower,"
by a truly good, good boy,
495
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,498
Philip J. Fry.
496
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,000
[group cheering]
497
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,502
[audience applauding]
498
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,587
Congratulations.
499
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,131
And where is your pet?
500
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,007
Oh, I'm not allowed to have pets.
501
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,141
They always die.
502
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:58,137
I'm on the Humane Society's
"No Adopt" list.
503
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,972
I mean the animal who painted this.
504
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,141
Animal? I painted it.
505
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,685
But this contest is
for paintings by animals.
506
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:05,818
It is?
507
00:19:05,819 --> 00:19:07,395
-Bad Fry, bad!
-[envelope thumps]
508
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,149
-[audience booing]
-[elephant trumpets]
509
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,222
-[parrot squawks]
-[brush clatters]
510
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,820
Aw, you must feel awful.
511
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,405
Second place.
512
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,073
I won second place!
513
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,993
Yeah, in a contest for animals.
514
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,327
And I beat all of them.
515
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,288
Well, except Vincent Van Goat.
516
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,456
[loud chewing]
517
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,791
[bleating]
518
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,459
[screaming]
519
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,087
-[numbers chiming]
-[Bender whimpering]
520
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,381
-[whimpering]
-[energy humming]
521
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,550
-Ah!
-[yelps] Humans!
522
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,677
Bender has arrived to save us.
523
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,304
Bender, Cantor.
524
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,889
Cantor, Bender.
525
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,682
Ein metall mensch?
526
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,935
This is the most amazing thing
I've ever seen!
527
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,729
Yeah, wait till you see my ass!
528
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,438
-[energy zapping]
-[Bender yelling]
529
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,734
[? ethereal music playing]
530
00:19:54,729 --> 00:19:58,779
[Number 1]
The prisoners stand accused
531
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,116
of hypothesis with intent to prove
532
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,369
and contributing to
the delinquency of a fraction.
533
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,537
Cantor made me do it!
534
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,871
[Number 1]
Are all the numbers here?
535
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,540
[numbers murmuring agreement]
536
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,542
[Number 1]
Then let the trial begin.
537
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,086
You're full of number two, Number 1!
538
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,255
Lots of numbers are not here.
539
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,884
Ya, you are the whole numbers
and the fractions merely.
540
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,135
[Number 1] Heresy!
541
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,137
There are infinitely many of us.
542
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,639
So we must all be here.
543
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,772
Falsch!
544
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,016
[numbers gasping]
545
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,359
[Number 1] Order! Order!
546
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,394
[numbers clattering]
547
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,438
Look, you, I can prove it.
548
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,898
[Number 1] I doubt that.
549
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,108
But if you can, we shall free you.
550
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,818
-Really?
-[Number 1] Maybe.
551
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:37,952
Good enough.
552
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:42,574
To begin, I write down all
of your children fractions like so.
553
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:49,456
One-half, then 1/3rd und 2/3rds,
then 1/4th, 2/4ths und 3/4ths und sofort.
554
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,793
Und next to each, its decimal expansion.
555
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,503
[numbers whooshing]
556
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,673
But after we list every child,
557
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:01,301
there must be another not on the list.
558
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,927
[Number 2/9]
What you talkin' 'bout, Cantor?
559
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,054
For this new child,
560
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,848
I change the first digit
of the first child,
561
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,350
then change the second digit
of the second child,
562
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,812
the third digit of the third child,
und so on.
563
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,355
[numbers whooshing]
564
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,858
Now, look at this new number.
565
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,151
[numbers screaming]
566
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,318
[Number 12] It's a freak!
567
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:23,156
You think so only because
it's not any of your children!
568
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,285
It is different from the first child
at the first digit,
569
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,348
and the second child at the second digit.
570
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:32,666
And in this way, it must be different
from every child here!
571
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:35,335
Therefore, it is not in Numberland,
572
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,921
so you are incomplete!
573
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,589
[numbers gasping]
574
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,133
[Number 1] Blasphemy!
575
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,508
Wait, let me see that again?
576
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,719
[whooshing]
577
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,680
You know there are
easier ways to prove that.
578
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:47,931
Of course, I know.
579
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,766
I'm Georg Cantor.
580
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,811
Infinities beyond infinity? Neat.
581
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,937
[Number 1]
You're blowing my mind, but still,
582
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:55,988
blasphemy!
583
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,073
Get 'em, Googol.
584
00:21:57,107 --> 00:22:00,110
[Googol snarling]
585
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:02,070
Stand back, fellow math lovers,
586
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:06,450
and watch as I break up Googol,
right between O's.
587
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:07,583
[grunts]
588
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:08,827
[Googol groaning]
589
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,454
[? dramatic music playing]
590
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,373
[fragments crashing]
591
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:17,794
[all yelling]
592
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:21,256
[? dramatic music continues]
593
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,385
We're almost back to reality.
594
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,262
Oh, you'll love it, Cantor.
595
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,390
We've found so many more
applications for math.
596
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,809
Like computer machines?
597
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,811
Und this annoying metall mensch?
598
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,563
-[metal thumping]
-Indeed.
599
00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:40,150
Mathematics underlies
everything that exists.
600
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,152
That's what I love about it.
601
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,196
Not me, Herr Professor.
602
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:48,408
What I love is the pure,
abstract understanding.
603
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:51,661
For me, even this world is too real.
604
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:58,168
-[? solemn music playing]
-[pencil scratching]
605
00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,378
[door creaking]
606
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,381
[Bender] See ya later.
607
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,673
[energy zapping]
608
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,300
[Professor yelling]
609
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,470
??
610
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:11,473
[Bender scat singing]
611
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,809
I'm glad you're back, Professor.
612
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,685
I mean, I don't really care,
613
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,645
it just felt like somebody
should say that.
614
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,022
I don't care either.
615
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:23,151
But it does feel like
I should say thank you, Hermes.
616
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,904
Professor, come see
what Fry's working on.
617
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:29,116
Yes, yes.
What are you painting now?
618
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:32,160
Another second-place, third-rate puppy?
619
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,831
No, it's a paint-by-number
I'm unmaking just for you.
620
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,208
[wet sponge sloshing]
621
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,919
See? Nothing but numbers.
622
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,087
-[? soft, uplifting music playing]
-[Professor sniffling]
623
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,298
I don't know which is more beautiful,
624
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:48,802
the idea or the thing itself.
625
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:51,596
??
626
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,061
Exquisite.
627
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,278
??
628
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:48,320
[? fanfare playing]
629
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:52,920
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