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[? upbeat theme music playing]
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[glass shatters]
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[? theme concludes]
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[? dramatic music playing]
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As a reminder,
please remove all metal belongings
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before usin' the walk-in microwave.
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-[electricity buzzing]
-[Bender stammering]
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[microwave dings]
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Oops, forgot to take off my ass.
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[chomping]
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[door slides open]
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[sighs] Sorry I'm late.
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It took forever to take off
all my clothes.
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What are you thinking?!
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That's not a business bikini.
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-It's just such a hot, sunny day.
-[beeping]
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I thought we could put the top down
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-and work on our tans.
-[roof opening]
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I'm tan enough.
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Aw, come on, Hermes.
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Sun's out, buns out.
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[groans]
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There's no fightin' the FOMO.
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[clothes ripping]
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[Professor Farnsworth] Hermes!
You budgie-smuggling slacker.
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This is no time to be working on your tan.
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-Why?
-Because we're going to the Arctic.
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[clothes ripping]
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Oh.
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-Also, why?
-[hologram beeping]
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-As you may recall...
-[Bender] Nope.
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...we've been keeping
the climate emergency in check
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by dropping a massive ice cube
in the ocean every now and then.
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-[? suspenseful music playing]
-According to my calendar, it is now...
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"then."
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[rocket roaring]
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[landing gear whirring]
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[ship hisses, shuts off]
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[footsteps clomping]
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Like me, this cube is shrinking with age.
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There's definitely been some melting.
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It's heartbreaking,
like a summer sidewalk popsicle.
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[bear growling]
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-[? dramatic music plays]
-[crew gasps]
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[all] Aww!
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They're so cute!
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I could just eat them up.
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[chomps]
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Hey, I was using that.
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[motor revving]
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Back! Back, you beasts!
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Stop that!
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Leave those poor cubs alone.
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I know what I'm doing.
I'm a bear biologist.
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Take this, you freaks!
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-[can spraying]
-[cubs whimpering]
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I thought polar bears
went extinct ages ago.
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I wish!
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A few survived,
which means I have to study them.
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I used to be a whale biologist,
but I got demoted to bear.
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These poor cubs, all alone with no mother.
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They're sitting ducks.
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Like those sitting ducks!
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-[ducks quack]
-[crew gasps]
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I hope you choke on those
stupid ducks, you stupid whale!
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[? gentle music playing]
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We can't leave these sweet
little predators here to die.
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The people of my time
nearly drove them to extinction,
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so it's up to me to adopt them.
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I shall be their mother.
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And remove them from
their natural habitat?
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Yeah, that'll teach 'em.
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-[spray hissing]
-My babies!
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[Fry roaring]
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Well, time to move on
to a new field of study.
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You think I might like weasels?
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-I sure don't!
-[engine starts]
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[snowmobile whirring]
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-[spray hissing]
-[whale gagging, coughing]
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Okay, I've got the measurements.
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-[metal retracting]
-[Bender yelps]
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Now, I just need to
analyze some weather data
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to determine how soon
we need to plop a fresh cube.
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[footsteps clomping]
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-[? gentle music playing]
-Come on, kids. Stay with Mommy.
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[rocket roaring]
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[water sloshing]
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[? somber music playing]
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[roaring sadly]
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[cubs whimpering]
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??
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Here comes the wocket ship!
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They're bears, Fry.
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They don't even know
what a "wocket ship" is.
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They need blubber.
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[cubs growling]
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Stay away from my delicious blubber.
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-[keyboard clacking]
-[hologram beeps]
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Let's just check out this climate data.
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Good Lord!
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[alarm blaring]
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[explosion, glasses shatter]
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Global temperatures are rising so fast,
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my smart glasses overloaded!
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We'd better get a new ice cube right away.
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I'll prepare the tongs.
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Tong time has passed.
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We're doomed!
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[? ominous music playing]
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[elongated] Doomed!
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[super elongated] Doomed!
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I already went.
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[Civil Defense Truck] Calling all
scientists, politicians, and celebrities.
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The C.R.O.K. Environmental Conference
is underway.
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Private jets, please use Parking Lot C.
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[jet engines sputtering]
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[? drum roll trilling]
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[Richard Nixon] [over PA]
Distinguished guests,
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welcome to the 1,030th annual C.R.O.K.
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[crowd cheering]
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[Nixon] Proudly bought and paid for
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by Mom's Friendly Heavy Fuel Oil.
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Because we can't switch
to clean fuel all at once.
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It's been a thousand years!
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What are you, some kinda science guy?
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Greetings, fellow Earthicans.
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Once again, we come together
to save our planet
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and drink beer and take selfies.
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-[crowd cheering]
-[camera clicks]
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As you know, our previous meetings
set some lofty climate goals,
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and for the 1,030th consecutive year,
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no nation came close to meeting them!
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-[crowd cheering]
-[all] Oh.
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Except Aruba.
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Aruba exceeded its goals, with
zero greenhouse gas emissions.
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[crowd cheering]
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Because they're underwater.
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God rest their souls.
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-[? solemn music playing]
-[buzzer blaring]
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Tragedy, human tragedy.
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But for the rest of us, the party goes on!
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[? upbeat dance music playing]
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All thanks to the Farnsworth
Ice Cube Initiative, or "Feesee."
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Feesee stinks!
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[crowd gasping, murmuring]
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-The latest data shows...
-[Nixon grunts]
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...temperatures soaring out of control.
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Behold!
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[? dramatic music playing]
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That's just a bunch of numbers.
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Very bad numbers!
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The ice cube's not cutting it anymore.
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We face global extinction
if we don't act now!
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Hold on, let's not rush into things.
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It's been a thousand years
and three minutes.
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Science can be very confusing.
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I think we should hear from
a different researcher.
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One so highly regarded
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that I personally bought him
a vacation home.
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[Dr. Banjo hooting]
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Thank you, Madam,
for that lovely introduction
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and the beautiful beachfront condo.
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Dr. Banjo.
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Numbers can say anything,
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depending on who's paying you.
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Earth's too hot, Earth's too cold...
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These numbers say too hot!
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Oh, really?
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Who's paying you, Professor?
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Big Earth?!
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We haven't seen
temperatures spike like this
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in a thousand years,
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since the Climatastrophe!
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-[? dramatic music playing]
-[crowd murmuring]
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Oh, please.
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This is shameless fearmongering.
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So it's a few degrees warmer.
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I rather enjoy warm weather.
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You're an orangutan from
the tropical jungles of Borneo!
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This is nothing but an attempt
to demonize the hard-working men
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and women of the pollution industry!
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You just earned yourself
a set of patio furniture.
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I'm going to the lobby to feed the kids
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and see if I can change their diapers
without getting mauled.
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Now? In the middle of
this critical debate?
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[Reverend Preacherbot]
On behalf of the religious community...
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Actually, I'll go with you.
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Whatever happens is the Lord's will.
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God made us mortal
that we might leave this problem
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to future generations.
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[crowd cheering]
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But our children will inherit
a world that's uninhabitable!
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That's our children's problem.
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You tell 'em, Mother.
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[? gentle music playing]
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Pay attention, kiddos,
as I teach you how we bears
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hunt for food in the wild.
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First, find a fish tank.
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This one will do.
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Then move silently, stealthily...
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-[chair creaking]
-[Fry screams]
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[water splashes]
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[gurgling] Help me!
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Save Mama Bear!
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Oh, Lord.
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[both grunting]
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[Fry spluttering]
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I got one!
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-[suction pops]
-Lunch is ready.
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[crashing, items clattering]
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[cubs chomping]
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I've taught them well.
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Outrageous claims
require outrageous evidence.
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Yet Professor Farnsworth
has provided no evidence whatsoever.
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What do you call this, you orangu-dope?
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Numerical mumbo-jumbo.
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It's just a big bowl of number salad.
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Salad is for losers!
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[crowd booing]
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[? somber music playing]
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Professor, maybe we could put the data
in a more visual form.
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What is this, nursery school?
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Why don't we just put out a dance video?
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Or a cartoon that tries
to make science "funny"?
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Aw, we don't have to stoop that low.
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I'll just turn it into a graph.
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-[Amy tapping keypad]
-Let me guess.
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You're going to use drop shadows
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and color the hot part red.
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Knock yourselves out.
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You've already failed miserably
in your attempt to shock us into-
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[crowd gasping]
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-[startled squawking]
-Holy hell!
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Look how high and red it gets!
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Why didn't you show us this before?
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I did show you before!
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It's the same data with lipstick on it.
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I owe you an apology, Professor.
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Even a fool can see the temperature
is rising to an unacceptable level,
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and Mama Banjo didn't raise any fools.
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Except my idiot brother, Mr. Fiddle,
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and even he could see that this graph
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predicts imminent catastrophe!
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[crowd murmuring agreement]
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I have seen the light!
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And it's red, fiery red.
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If only the good people
of the 21st century
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had had this information,
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they might not have suffered
so horribly in the Climatastrophe.
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[? solemn music playing]
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We must act quickly now that we all agree.
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-I disagree!
-[? dramatic sting]
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Wernstrom!
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I mean, I agree we're
going to burn to a crisp.
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I just don't agree we should do anything.
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It's already far too late.
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No! For the sake of humanity,
we must maintain hope.
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But there is no hope.
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Well, in that case, let's get lootin'!
261
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[crowd clamoring]
262
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,445
Hand me a brick, would ya?
263
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:57,365
[crowd shouting, fighting]
264
00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,199
-[kicks, punches thudding]
-[crew grunting]
265
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,870
-I'll put your lights out, you hippie.
-[grunting]
266
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,497
-[slapping]
-[all screaming]
267
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,999
-[doors thud]
-Stop!
268
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,459
Stop this madness!
269
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,086
[? dramatic music playing]
270
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,421
[baby roar]
271
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,382
[crowd] Aww!
272
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:18,053
I'm willing to listen to a man
wearing polar bears as shoes.
273
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,388
I beg you, don't make the same mistake
274
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,015
we made in my time.
275
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,410
-[? gentle music playing]
-There she is, Mother Earth.
276
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:28,104
As a mother myself, I know how beautiful,
277
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,731
yet vulnerable we are.
278
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,775
This is our only home.
279
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:32,984
I'm from Mars.
280
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,986
Whatever. It's not about us.
281
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,529
Nobody cares about people.
282
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,989
Most of us hate each other.
283
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,490
[crowd murmuring agreement]
284
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:40,616
[Preacherbot] Hallelujah!
285
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,119
But nobody hates baby animals.
286
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,329
[licking]
287
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,456
-[crowd] Aww!
-So cute!
288
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,125
So, let's work together to save Earth.
289
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,420
Not for ourselves,
but for these adorable baby bears,
290
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,547
Pigpig and Stupidface.
291
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,675
I named them! Bear biologist.
292
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,468
We've got to at least try.
293
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,012
If people from my day
had had this information,
294
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:04,307
they might have had a chance
to prevent the Climatastrophe.
295
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,435
[? solemn music playing]
296
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,357
This idiot's stupid words have moved me.
297
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,733
What do you propose, Fry?
298
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,276
Well, in my time,
299
00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:18,070
whenever we had a problem
that seemed insurmountable,
300
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,573
we'd pull together
and rally the entire world
301
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,409
with a feel-good anthem.
302
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,244
[crowd cheering]
303
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,580
This sounds like a job for celebrities.
304
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,624
We're currently available.
305
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,758
[water sloshing]
306
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,002
Hey, hey!
307
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,837
Billy Joel is not a fish.
308
00:12:33,838 --> 00:12:36,630
[? feel-good pop music playing]
309
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,311
[all singing] ? People are dying ?
310
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,969
? But no one really cares ?
311
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,471
? We won't do it for our children ?
312
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,224
? So, let's do it for the bears ?
313
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,809
Come on, everybody!
314
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,353
Yes, everybody, after my solo.
315
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,564
[singing] ? We're leaving our offspring ?
316
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,483
? A sad state of affai-ai-airs ?
317
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:58,068
['80s-style celebrity head]
? But we all hate our stupid families ?
318
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,947
[celebrity singers]
? So, let's do it for the bears ?
319
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,698
[Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate]
Bears are people too!
320
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,533
[celebrity singers]
? Let's do it for the bears ?
321
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,536
? Let's do it for the bears ?
322
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,748
[Wailing Fungus] ? Our cuddly friends ?
323
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,625
[celebrity singers]
? Let's do it for the bears ?
324
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,671
[bear cubs growling]
325
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,925
? Yeah, everybody hates their children ?
326
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,552
-[explosion, glass shatters]
-? So, let's do it for the- ?
327
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,471
-[band grunting, screaming]
-[? music stops]
328
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,015
Enough! Shut up already.
329
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,516
This bopping chart-topper
330
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,394
is doing nothing
to address the actual problem.
331
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,528
He's right.
332
00:13:32,529 --> 00:13:33,937
It was impossible to hear me
333
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,523
over the more talented singers.
334
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:36,657
[Professor groans]
335
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:40,403
We're simply too dumb
as a species to change our habits.
336
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,030
You certainly are.
337
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:46,034
But since global warming results
from greenhouse gases trapping sunlight,
338
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,953
maybe we can reduce
the sunlight part instead.
339
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,121
How?
340
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,998
I suggest a louder song.
341
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,709
Please, no! Just let the Earth burn.
342
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:55,877
Hmm.
343
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,630
In the past, large volcanic eruptions
344
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,257
spewed clouds of ash
that reflected sunlight
345
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,385
and cooled Earth temporarily.
346
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,471
Perhaps we could create
a similar effect somehow.
347
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,765
Maybe by setting off a volcano.
348
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,642
Don't be ridiculous.
349
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,728
I mean, yes! That's actually a good idea.
350
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,314
[? epic music playing]
351
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,945
There it is, Mount Vesuvius,
352
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,739
the perfect volcano for our purposes.
353
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:28,368
It destroyed the city
of Pompeii 3,000 years ago,
354
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,620
so we know it packs a wallop.
355
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,163
We'll need to set up base camp
356
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:35,166
a safe distance away, in Pompeii.
357
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,545
[? dramatic music playing]
358
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,839
Thank you for hosting
our critical mission,
359
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,594
Mayor McFormaggio.
360
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,597
These preserved relics are incredible.
361
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,183
Si, signore. Uh, Mount Vesuvius,
362
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:56,563
she exploded in 79 AD,
like a microwave calzone,
363
00:14:56,646 --> 00:15:00,025
smothering our people
in a rich ragu of ash.
364
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:05,196
We honor the fallen heroes
by leaving them in place for turisti,
365
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,989
who take-a selfies with-a the corpses.
366
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,040
[camera clicks]
367
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,827
Alright, let's go over the plan.
368
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:18,293
To maximize reflectivity
of the sun's rays,
369
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,503
we'll begin by impregnating
370
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,048
the lava with a sparkly substance.
371
00:15:23,049 --> 00:15:24,882
Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
372
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:25,933
To whit...
373
00:15:25,934 --> 00:15:27,968
-[sparkling]
-...my patented Diamondillium.
374
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,472
-Bah! My patented Diamondium...
-[sparkling]
375
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,308
...is 7.2% sparklier!
376
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:37,020
Please, gentlemen. We don't have time
for a crystal-measurin' contest.
377
00:15:37,021 --> 00:15:38,979
-We'll use Mardi Gras glitter.
-[glitter rattling]
378
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,775
It's cheaper, and comes in rainbow colors.
379
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,860
[? dramatic music playing]
380
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,365
Professor Farnsworth,
381
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,076
as you embark on this desperate voyage,
382
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,661
humanity looks up briefly from its phones
383
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,914
to acknowledge your bravery.
384
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,625
May God rest your souls.
385
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,669
Oh, we do plan to come back.
386
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,962
[chuckles] If you say so.
387
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,965
Oh, Leela, I'm so sorry I can't join you,
388
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,843
but being a parent
changes your priorities.
389
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,637
I understand. [sniffles]
390
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,932
Maybe one day you can be
a mother to our children.
391
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,065
[sniffles]
392
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,810
-[kisses]
-[ramp whirring]
393
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,231
[rocket roaring]
394
00:16:21,232 --> 00:16:22,523
[? dramatic music playing]
395
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,235
[drill whirring]
396
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,738
[whirring continues]
397
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,701
[rock breaking, debris clattering]
398
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,125
Morbo the Destroyer,
reporting live from Pompeii,
399
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,670
where the hopeless mission to
save Earth from global incineration
400
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,464
has begun under a pall of terror.
401
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,757
[Linda chuckling]
402
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,175
So far, so good.
403
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,262
[? tense, dramatic music playing]
404
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,724
Amy, do you have that lava sample?
405
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,142
Right here in this beaker.
406
00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,228
-[switch clicks]
-[lava bubbling]
407
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,939
It appears groovy, yet volatile.
408
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,025
We'll only have a few seconds to escape
409
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,943
once we trigger the eruption.
410
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,821
Dr. Banjo, deploy the bomb!
411
00:17:09,822 --> 00:17:12,239
-[Dr. Banjo hooting]
-[typing, cranking]
412
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,284
Good work, Dr. Banjo!
413
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,912
[Dr. Banjo hooting excitedly]
414
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,124
[? dramatic music playing]
415
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,839
[lava bubbling]
416
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,467
Commence glitter impregnation!
417
00:17:31,081 --> 00:17:36,263
-[mechanical whirring]
-[? dramatic music continues]
418
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,267
[glitter sparkling]
419
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,021
[Dr. Banjo grunting]
420
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:46,274
Quickly. Leela,
take us out the way we came in.
421
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,611
[lava gurgling]
422
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,279
[glitter sparkling]
423
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,654
[Leela] It's too sparkly!
424
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,407
I can't see the escape hole!
425
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,952
Is this the end of Bender
and whoever else is here?
426
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,705
[? dramatic music playing]
427
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:05,085
[crew screaming]
428
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:09,631
[? dramatic music playing]
429
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:14,511
[crew screaming over broadcast]
430
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,097
So, uh, how's it going down there?
431
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:21,017
Sorry, what?
I can't hear you over the screaming.
432
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,602
We're trapped in the volcano.
433
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:23,937
We're gonna die!
434
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,438
[whimpering] No.
435
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,191
The world is moved by your plight.
436
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,526
But not Morbo!
437
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,362
[crying] If by any chance
Fry is watching...
438
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,155
I am! I'm watching.
439
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:37,242
I just want you to know how much I love-
440
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,375
[static buzzing]
441
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,162
[? melancholy music playing]
442
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,747
She's gone.
443
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,959
And she never even got
to tell me what she loves.
444
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,545
[volcano rumbling]
445
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,630
[eruption bursts]
446
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,468
[wind whooshing]
447
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,346
Our heroes may be dead,
448
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,557
but their plan appears to be working.
449
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,475
Oh, they're definitely dead.
450
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:08,481
My friends, it's a-taken a-Pompeii
3,000 years to rebuild.
451
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:11,359
But today, the world looks-a to us.
452
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,236
Pompeii is a-back...
453
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,369
[grunts]
454
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,782
[Linda chuckling,
starts coughing, gagging]
455
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,995
[sniffles] It's just me and you now, kids.
456
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,538
Daddy Leela's gone.
457
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:24,941
[glitter-ash crunching]
458
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,334
These jars really
should have lids on them.
459
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,918
[both gagging]
460
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,756
[? somber music playing]
461
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,426
[wind whistling]
462
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,929
[steam hisses, extinguishes]
463
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,099
[rocket roaring]
464
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,643
[? triumphant music playing]
465
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,196
[landing gear whirring]
466
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,606
[bottom half clunks]
467
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,739
[top half thuds]
468
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:55,111
[crew cheering]
469
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,072
I'm back, bambino!
470
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,782
[? dramatic music playing]
471
00:19:58,865 --> 00:19:59,915
Fry?
472
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,535
Fry! [blowing]
473
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,912
[gasps] Are you okay?!
474
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,248
I'm fine, just deep in thought.
475
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,834
But you did it! You saved the world!
476
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,670
I did it for the bears.
477
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,838
Before the news broadcast cut out,
478
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,257
I was trying to tell you
how much I love them.
479
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:19,302
[leaf blower blowing]
480
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,638
It's amazing what we can accomplish
481
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,349
when we put aside our differences.
482
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,476
Someday we might conquer disease!
483
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,020
Poverty! Even death itself!
484
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:32,774
Develop bananas of
unthinkable size and tastiness!
485
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,402
Ooh! We'll start with that one.
486
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:38,446
[? upbeat music playing]
487
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,742
Quite a bit cooler today.
488
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,828
The volcanic ash is doin' its job.
489
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,371
Indeed it is.
490
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,290
Now we just have to set off
one volcano a week
491
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,292
until the end of time.
492
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:54,045
You know, it's too bad
people a thousand years ago
493
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,964
didn't have such clear-cut data,
494
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:59,117
or they could've saved themselves
from the Climatastrophe.
495
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,970
[? somber music playing]
496
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:04,764
Those poor, innocent morons.
497
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,307
At least we beat the heat.
498
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,642
[Zoidberg shivering]
499
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,519
It's actually getting a bit nippy.
500
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,772
Blowing up volcanoes
is not an exact science.
501
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,442
We may have overshot the mark.
502
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:16,575
Hold on...
503
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,194
[lenses cranking]
504
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,238
-[? dramatic sting]
-Good Lord!
505
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:23,575
I've been working with
the wrong data this whole time.
506
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:26,244
These temperatures aren't from 3025.
507
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,455
They're from 2025!
508
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,957
[? shocking music plays]
509
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,250
Let me get this straight.
510
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,754
This is the actual data from 2025?
511
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,256
That's right, the actual data.
512
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,507
But nobody saw it?
513
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,051
Oh, they saw it.
514
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,594
It was all over the internet.
515
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,554
It was in every newspaper.
516
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,764
Newspaper?
517
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,183
Uh, like TV, but flatter.
518
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,310
I'm not understanding you, Professor.
519
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:53,063
You're saying the people
of my time saw this
520
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,439
and did nothing?
521
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,649
That's precisely what I'm saying.
522
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,401
-This?
-That.
523
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,862
-No.
-Yes.
524
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:01,995
[hologram beeps]
525
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:05,367
Ah, here's the graph for 3025.
526
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:09,037
Just a gentle slope up
until the volcano went off.
527
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,290
I guess the ice cube
would've sufficed after all.
528
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:15,167
Well, there's nothing wrong
with a little cold weather.
529
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,045
Maybe we'll have a white Xmas.
530
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,880
Look! Black snow!
531
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:22,592
[? tranquil music playing]
532
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,097
[slurping]
533
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:30,934
Hmm, toxic ash mixed with acid snow.
534
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,769
Should we try to fix this, maybe?
535
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,271
And risk another Calculon song?
536
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,481
No, thank you.
537
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:39,609
Look, I can catch a snowflake
on my tongue!
538
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:41,361
[snowflake sizzling]
539
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:42,987
Ooh! Spicy!
540
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:45,240
[water splashing]
541
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,827
[mother polar bear growling, roaring]
542
00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:50,787
[cubs grunting]
543
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,164
[? poignant music playing]
544
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:56,001
Hey, those are my babies!
545
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,461
Who does that bear think she is?
546
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,171
She's their mother, Fry.
547
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,382
Her maternal instincts led her here
548
00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,926
across thousands of miles of ocean.
549
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:08,555
But... [sniffles]
I gave up my career for them.
550
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:10,056
Can I have my career back?
551
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,808
Not with that gap on your resum�.
552
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,352
[bears grunting happily]
553
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,438
Aw, they look so happy.
554
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:19,482
The new New New York climate
is perfect for them.
555
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:20,984
[mother bear sniffing]
556
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,235
[threatening growl]
557
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,368
Oh boy.
558
00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:26,155
-Woop-woop-woop! Woop-woop-woop...
-[bears roaring]
559
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,491
Aww, she's teaching them how to hunt.
560
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,783
[? gentle music playing]
561
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:30,834
No.
562
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,412
I taught them that.
563
00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:34,706
??
564
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:40,295
??
565
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,796
[? fanfare playing]
566
00:24:22,846 --> 00:24:27,396
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