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[vocalist]
? What is, what is, what is the future? ?
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? Welcome to the world of tomorrow! ?
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[? upbeat theme music playing]
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[glass shatters]
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[? theme concludes]
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[? hypnotic music drones]
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[audience laughter and applause on TV]
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You people make me sick!
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Hi, Bender.
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All happy and cozy.
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How are you two so perfect for each other?
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-Aw, it's not so complicated.
-Yeah.
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-We're just so different.
-We're just so similar.
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-[? dramatic sting]
-What?!
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You think we're similar?
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Well, sure.
We're like two bats in a belfry.
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No, we're not.
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We have completely
different personalities,
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and they complement each other.
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-Opposites attract.
-Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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I'm takin' note of the exact moment
I lost interest.
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[debris clatters]
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I'm lookin' for somethin' a lot
shallower in a relationship.
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Let's hit da club!
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-[? electronic club music playing]
-[spaceships zooming]
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The Hip Joint?
Oh-ho! I haven't been there in ages.
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Me neither.
We're so similar in that way.
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[sputters]
That place sucks burps.
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We're going someplace hotter.
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-[elevator dings]
-[footsteps shuffling]
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-[elevator chimes]
-[doors thud]
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-Down, please.
-[hinges creak]
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You know the password?
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Uh, no.
Let's just leave.
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Sorry. You can't leave
unless you know the password.
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-[shrieking] Haw-haw!
-[knife thwacks]
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[all screaming]
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[? jazzy music playing]
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[electricity zapping,
flames whooshing]
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-[zapping, liquid splashing]
-Oh, it's unbearable!
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I didn't say stop.
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[all screaming]
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-[all grunt]
-Ow!
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Phew.
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Good thing those spikes retracted
at the last second as far as I know.
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-[Bender gasps]
-Ah, welcome, old friends!
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What are we drinking tonight?
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Oh no, it's the Robot Devil!
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Can I get a Flaming Navel?
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[ice clatters]
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[liquid pouring,
flames whooshing]
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That'll be $10. Two straws?
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No, we have completely different tastes.
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I'll have, uh... the Flaming Navel.
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That's the same thing I got.
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It is?
Then, uh, no umbrella for me.
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That'll be 10 more dollars
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for the same total amount of liquor!
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[maniacally laughing]
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Welcome to Hell.
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Alright!
Time to start hittin' on people.
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Hey, you there!
[whistles]
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-Who, me?
-Who, me?
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Yeah! You single?
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-I'm afraid not.
-I'm afraid not.
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[both moaning]
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Ugh... oh.
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Hey, isn't that Barbot?
The Bronze Bombshell?
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-[Barbot giggles]
-Oh, mama!
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I've always wanted to put the moves
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on a world-famous
whatever she does, if anything.
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Don't wait up!
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[patrons chattering]
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, uh, I'm here to hit on Miss Barbot.
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Miss Barbot is a professional celebrity.
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She doesn't see just anyone.
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[laughing] Oh, she'll see me.
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I doubt it.
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Hey, baby.
Is it hot in Hell... or is it just you?
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Is somebody talking words?
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I, I thought I heard, like, a word noise.
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Many ladies say my noises
are loud, but deadly.
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It sounds like a squ-wirrel
or something.
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Someone throw it a hot wing.
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Man! It's like she can't even see me.
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I can't see you.
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-[hinges squeaking]
-My neck joint doesn't tilt down that far.
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Hey, wait a second.
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[? soft, tense music playing]
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Am I... short?
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, wait.
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Short? Yes.
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I thought you said smart.
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[? soft, dramatic music playing]
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I thought I was one of
the tallest guys in the world,
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and now it turns out I'm short?!
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-[metal clangs]
-[Bender sobbing]
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Oh, lordy-loo.
If you want to be taller,
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why not just use your extendo-legs?
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Don't you think I've thought of that?!
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-Yes.
-Well, I didn't!
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[legs whirring]
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But I can only do it for a few seconds
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before my stabilizers give out.
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Whoa, whoa! [stammering]
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-[exclaims]
-[thuds]
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[metal clanks, clicking]
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I'm pathetic.
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I'll understand
if you've lost all fear of me.
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Aw, nonsense, robot.
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You make up for your small size
with a big personality.
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-You sure do.
-That's right.
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-Really?
-No.
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-You were actually correct for once.
-[tablet beeping]
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Statistically, short men earn 12% less
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and are 23% less respected.
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Cork it, stumpy!
I'm docking your pay.
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Husband! You forgot somethin'!
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My manwich!
Thank you, dear.
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You probably couldn't see it
up on that not-very-high shelf.
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[smooches]
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Aw, see that, Bender?
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LaBarbara's way taller than Hermes,
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but it doesn't get in the way
of a happy marriage.
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That's my job. [laughs]
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And look, Bender,
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-Leela and I are exactly the same height.
-Completely different heights.
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You think we're the same height?
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-I think whatever you think.
-I don't think you do.
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Who cares? We're talkin' about me,
and I hate being short!
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I have had it up to...
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[metal creaking]
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...here!
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Well, schmuckily, there's
an easy way to deal with this.
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You just need to dress tall, like Scruffy.
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[? dramatic sting]
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Vertical stripes. Mm-hmm.
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[? gentle upbeat music playing]
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[water sloshing]
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[door bell jingles]
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[? funky disco music playing]
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Dang! That's the tallest short guy
I've ever seen.
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-Ladies.
-Hello, handsome.
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-[glass shattering]
-[yelping]
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[water splashes]
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[Bender grunting, groans]
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Goodbye, Bender.
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-[Bender muttering]
-[feet clanging]
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[slurping]
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Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop!
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[? somber music playing]
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[grunting]
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Bubblegum, can I ask you somethin'?
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Sure, Bender.
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You know my good friend, Wembanyumyum?
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It's Wembanyama.
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-Wembanyoyo?
-Eh.
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Nice to meet you down there.
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What's on your mind?
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Well, I've recently
always wished I was tall.
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What's it like?
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Bender, the true measure of a man
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is not his physical stature.
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Not when you're short, it ain't.
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[both laughing]
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Being tall does have some downsides.
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I mean, sometimes women
are into you just for your height.
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Really?
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And people just assume
you're great at basketball.
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Even if you are!
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[both laughing]
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Life up here is legit rough,
my friend, but it's cool.
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-Damn cool.
-And not that rough.
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The point is, you need to be happy
with who you are.
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Which can be difficult for short guys.
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But, hey, keep trying.
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Thank you.
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[crying] I knew I could
count on basketball players.
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I understand now
that I need to love myself
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for who I am.
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Or...
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[? dramatic music plays]
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So what do ya say?
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You make me taller
in return for my... immortal soul?
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Come on, Bender.
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You've sold me your soul
six or seven times already!
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I'm swimming in soul IOUs over here!
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Oops, I forgot my IOUs.
Will you accept an IOIOU?
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Forget it.
I'm through torturing souls anyway.
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I've moved into a new,
much more evil business.
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Have you heard of... health insurance?
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Sure. It's a basic right of
everyone in our society,
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except humans.
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I simply have one of
my in-network physicians
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peddle you a prescription...
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[printer whirring]
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...and voila!
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[pills rattling]
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Robot growth pills to treat
your chronically normal height.
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Neat. And is there a catch,
O' King of Lies?
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Your copay is three cents,
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but I'll bill your insurance $27,000!
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-[maniacally laughing]
-[flames crackling]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are these steroids?
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Don't be absurd.
Steroids can't affect gears and circuits.
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[chuckles] I feel stupid for askin'.
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These are D-roids, digital steroids.
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-[? gentle music playing]
-[sniffing]
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Don't take D-roids
if you're allergic to D-roids.
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-[bike bell rings]
-Side effects include
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dry, rusty eyes, droid rage,
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antenna shrinkage, loose or watery bricks,
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-athlete's ass...
-[flames whoosh]
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...various
deliciously ironic consequences,
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and frequent death.
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Ask your devil if D-roids
are right for you.
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-Questions?
-[projector whirring]
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Yeah. Are D-roids right for me?
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[? curious music playing]
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[top pops, pills rattle]
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I don't know, Bender.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
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[echoing]
Oh yeah! Come on, baby!
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Eat that thing! Woo!
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That's what I thought.
[gulps]
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[metal rumbles, creaking]
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Go, Bender! Go, Bender! Go-
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Uh-oh.
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-[? dramatic music playing]
-[Bender groaning]
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-[metal crackling]
-[groaning continues]
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[? dramatic music playing]
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Which concludes our mandatory seminar
on robot harassment.
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It's too bad Bender wasn't here.
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He loves harassing people.
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Say, where is the robot?
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[Bender Bending Rodr�guez]
Up here, dummy!
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[all gasp]
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-[head bangs]
-Ow!
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Hey, I've always wanted to
hit my head on a doorway,
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and now I can.
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-[head thudding]
-[Bender chuckling]
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Wow!
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I take back everything I ever muttered
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about you being a short jerk.
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I'm 40% taller!
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-[metal clangs]
-[pills rattle]
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[? dramatic music plays]
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Bender, you nincombot!
Don't tell me you took D-roids!
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Okay, I won't.
Hey, everyone else!
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I took D-roids! Now come on!
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Let's have an office basketball game
for the first time ever.
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00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,901
-[head thuds]
-[Bender chuckles]
253
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,137
That's right. I'm slam dunkin'!
254
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,264
-[Bender grunts]
-[air hisses]
255
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,599
[signal drones]
256
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,936
Woo! I'm not fittin' in an airplane seat!
257
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,440
Yeah! I'm givin' out awkward crotch hugs!
258
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,858
[fans whipping]
259
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,527
I bet I can't even
stand up under that fan.
260
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,821
[metal clatters]
261
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,156
Told ya!
262
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,033
[ambient street noise]
263
00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:01,578
Hello, ladies.
Notice anything taller about me?
264
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,206
Taller, sure, but nothin' else
about you changed.
265
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,833
Wanna catch a movie later?
266
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,960
Oh, so now you're interested,
267
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,004
but yesterday you rejected me
268
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,337
'cause I didn't meet your
"unrealistic physical standards"?!
269
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,217
Well, listen up, missy!
270
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,094
I'll pick you up at eight!
271
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,097
[? dramatic music playing]
272
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,515
President Calculon.
273
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,310
We have evidence of a scandal
so scandalous
274
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,343
that the mere sight of it
will blow the lid off everything!
275
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,981
That's a hell of a big lid.
276
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,192
Show me this shocking evidence.
277
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,401
[latches clicking]
278
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,819
[? tense music playing]
279
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,696
[Bender]
'Scuse me! Make a hole.
280
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:41,159
Suck in that gut, and... okay.
I think these are our seats.
281
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,870
Uh, maybe those.
Hang on, lemme check the tickets.
282
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,873
Hang on, looking... Lemme see this...
[muttering]
283
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,583
-Oop, wrong movie.
-[? dramatic sting on movie]
284
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,795
[audience shouting]
285
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,964
-[Randy] The robots have to go!
-No, you shut up!
286
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,385
Hang on. I looked but not carefully.
287
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,428
Let me see that evidence again.
288
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,179
[? dramatic sting on movie]
289
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,766
[audience shouting]
290
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,899
[finger tapping]
291
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:09,104
Yo, take off the hat
after I punch it off.
292
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,106
I mean, before I punch it off!
293
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,441
This is discrimination, sir!
294
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,694
What do you have against people of height?
295
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,154
[gasps] Barbot? Oh, my gosh!
296
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,906
Uh, you wanna go out sometime?
297
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,702
Hey, hey, she's already got a boyfriend,
and he's outta town.
298
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,835
Ah, come on.
299
00:12:24,836 --> 00:12:27,621
Let's just settle this like gentlemen
and switch dates.
300
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,624
You callin' me a gentleman?!
301
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:33,086
Let me see that evidence
a third and final time.
302
00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:34,253
[? dramatic music playing]
303
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,921
-[punches thudding]
-[metal crashing]
304
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,591
[audience shouting]
305
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,844
[police siren wailing]
306
00:12:40,845 --> 00:12:47,016
[Officer URL] Do you recognize the
individual who initiated the altercation?
307
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,519
Alta-whuh?
I think you've mistooken me
308
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,896
for someone who knows vocabuloni.
309
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,025
-The guy that started it.
-Ohhh...
310
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,653
[electronic beeps trilling]
311
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,413
[bell dings]
312
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,034
That's him! [giggles]
313
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,327
The one with the tall.
314
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,461
Mwah!
315
00:13:07,462 --> 00:13:09,496
-[? rock music playing]
-[flashbulbs clicking]
316
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,958
Barbot, over here!
Who's the new squeeze?
317
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,918
I'm actually not sure.
318
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,087
The name's Bender.
319
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,589
How do you spell that?
320
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,800
Uh... B? No, wait. D?
321
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,302
-No, E.
-[camera clicks]
322
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,095
[? rock music continues]
323
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:27,057
"Hot plus tall equals sexy?"
324
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,309
Well, you can't argue with the math.
325
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,436
Ugh. Barf me with a spork.
326
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,898
It's so shallow.
They'll never have what you two have.
327
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,775
Which is what, exactly?
328
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,819
We seem to have lost track
of how we function as a couple.
329
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,237
Yeah. Are we the type
who complete each other's-
330
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,907
Sentences? No.
331
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,533
We're two different people
332
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,659
-with different things to say.
-Different things to say.
333
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,661
You're both short and you're both idiots!
334
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,248
Barbot and I are the new "It" couple.
335
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,626
Here we come! Everybody look!
336
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,878
Nice to meet you, Miss Barbot.
337
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,589
What are you two love birds up to today?
338
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:03,385
Well, I had a big audition,
but it got canceled.
339
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,844
Oh, I'm sorry.
340
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,014
Because they already cast me
based on just look at me.
341
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:11,017
I'm starring in the new Godzebo movie!
342
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,184
-Wow!
-Well, congratulations!
343
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,268
-That's amazing!
-Mazel!
344
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,022
Godzebo? Don't you mean Godzillow?
345
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,107
They couldn't get the rights to Godzillow,
346
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,984
so the writers invented an all-new
347
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,738
and completely original monster
named Godzebo!
348
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,824
H-He's a lot like Godzillow.
349
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,702
And will you be joinin' us
for work today, Bender?
350
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,037
Hell no! I'm needed on the set.
351
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,331
-I don't think you are.
-See you next month!
352
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,375
-[head thuds]
-Ow! Still got it.
353
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,962
[? soaring instrumental music playing]
354
00:14:38,963 --> 00:14:41,171
-[megaphone chirps]
-Places, everyone! Places.
355
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,009
Quiet on the set so you
can hear me yelling!
356
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,261
And, where's our monster?!
357
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,804
Getting into costume.
358
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,848
[costume zipping]
359
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,060
Wow. Movie magic.
360
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,938
Hey Barbot, check it out. He's eating me!
361
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,857
No, Godzebo, don't eat me!
362
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,775
[Bender whimpers, laughs]
363
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,652
-[eye scanners chirping]
-Ooh!
364
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,820
-[beeping, trilling]
-That's a whole lotta lizard.
365
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,740
What, what, what, what, what, what?
366
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,575
And... action!
367
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,411
[pages rustling]
368
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,706
[Godzebo roaring]
369
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,417
-[grunting, growling]
-[items clattering]
370
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:22,630
Oh, isn't he just the most tallest-est?
371
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,424
[Bender grumbling]
372
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,925
[? dramatic music playing]
373
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,879
-[Godzebo growls]
-[? music stops]
374
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,638
[grunting, chomping]
375
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,057
-Hey, hotshot.
-Huh?
376
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,559
-[punches thud]
-[both grunting]
377
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,311
I don't remember this being
in the script I didn't read!
378
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,646
[both grunting]
379
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,066
-[bodies thud]
-[set cracks, crumbles]
380
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,526
Cut! We'll have to shoot it again.
381
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,904
We can't. That was our last Tokyo.
382
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:49,449
Uh, then change the title to
"Godzebo Versus Mecha-Godzebo."
383
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,700
[shouting] Next shot!
384
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,535
[wheels creaking]
385
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,748
Okay, you're injured, you're gorgeous,
386
00:15:56,749 --> 00:15:59,166
and a big, stupid iguana
loves you for no reason.
387
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,294
That's your motivation, nothing!
388
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,755
Just look up and act towards
the tennis ball!
389
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,215
Action!
390
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,967
[? soft, romantic music playing]
391
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,681
[beeping, trilling]
392
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:13,814
[dinging]
393
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,684
Okay, that's it!
394
00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:17,518
-[door squeaking]
-[pills rattle]
395
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,689
[? dramatic music playing]
396
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,357
[insects chirping]
397
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:26,194
[building crashing]
398
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,987
Hey, hey, there we go.
399
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,325
[? dramatic music playing on jumbotron]
400
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,994
[announcer]
Coming soon, a love story
401
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:38,164
as big as Godzebo is large.
402
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:41,209
-[building smashing]
-[Bender groaning]
403
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:45,004
-[people screaming]
-[footsteps thundering]
404
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,257
[groaning continues]
405
00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:48,882
-[tube shattering]
-[Bender] Whoa!
406
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,927
-[air hissing]
-[people screaming]
407
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,888
[? soft, dramatic music playing]
408
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,849
Didn't we used to have a roof?
409
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,269
Uh, friends,
you might wanna look at the TV.
410
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,062
[? upbeat jingle playing on TV]
411
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:05,400
-An ad for soup?
-Yes. I'm so hungry.
412
00:17:05,401 --> 00:17:07,109
-[static buzzes]
-We interrupt this soup
413
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,611
to bring you a special report.
414
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,488
Brought to you by... soup!
415
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,491
Your kids deserve it,
after what they did.
416
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,202
[Morbo]
A colossal mecha-monster is laying waste
417
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,829
to New New York City.
418
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,540
That's all. Now, back to soup.
419
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,707
-[footstep thunders]
-[both yelp]
420
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,916
-[debris clatters]
-[static buzzes]
421
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,337
Sweet Colossus of Calabah-sas!
422
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,964
Bender's droid-rage is out of control!
423
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,466
What are we gonna do?!
424
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,177
And also, isn't it pronounced Calabasas?
425
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:36,431
Alas, I'm afraid we're down
to our last two hopes.
426
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,099
Begin with the first of the two.
427
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,894
-A doomsday device.
-[? dramatic sting]
428
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:44,481
Just a small one.
We don't want too much doom.
429
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,608
No! You can't kill Bender!
430
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,193
That's right. We can't.
431
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,195
Because he's too damn big.
432
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,864
That's why we need a counter-monster.
433
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:57,327
We'll drop the doomsday device
in the depths of the Pacific
434
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,955
to awaken Godzooka
from his ancient slumber.
435
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,625
-You mean Godzebo?
-He means Godzillow.
436
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,502
I mean Godzooka!
437
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:09,881
The actual space dinosaur
those fictional characters are based on.
438
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:13,259
But unlike them, he defends our cities.
439
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,887
Doesn't Godzooka only defend Tokyo?
440
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,473
I think he'll go where the action is.
441
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,184
You mentioned two last hopes, Professor.
442
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,687
What's the other one
for when this one fails?
443
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,820
Ah, yes.
444
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,858
Uh, due to Bender's ungainly size
and droid-addled brain,
445
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,694
he's lost all coordination.
446
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,945
Fry, Leela,
447
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,240
you'll need to get inside him
and take manual control.
448
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,701
-[? dramatic sting]
-Is that even possible?
449
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,661
Probably not. Ta-ta!
450
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:43,748
-[? dramatic music playing]
-[spaceship whirring]
451
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,502
Prepare to drop the device!
452
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,171
Uh... okay.
I feel pretty prepared.
453
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,756
Drop the device!
454
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,757
-[pedal clicks]
-[hatch rattles open]
455
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,808
-[device whooshes]
-[water splashes]
456
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,554
But don't drop it yet.
457
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,473
We need to put a little distance
between ourselves and-
458
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,184
-[Professor screams]
-[explosion booms]
459
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,603
[crew screaming]
460
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,815
-[Bender groaning]
-[people screaming]
461
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,860
What's up, guys?
Don't forget to like and subscribe to-
462
00:19:11,861 --> 00:19:13,110
-[foot stomps]
-[squishing]
463
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,780
[Bender groaning]
464
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,365
[building crashes]
465
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:20,493
Take a picture. It'll last longer.
466
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,078
Here, you can use my camera.
467
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,831
Ugh! Ew! [gasps]
468
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,627
[? soft, romantic music playing]
469
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,838
-[beeping, trilling]
-[Barbot gasps]
470
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,673
??
471
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:36,092
I love you, Bdeedr!
472
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:40,096
Duh... [groans]
473
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,098
[? suspenseful music playing]
474
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:44,058
[hatch door creaking]
475
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,353
-Now!
-Wait, when? Ow!
476
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,647
-[tires screeching]
-[metal crashes]
477
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:54,069
Helps! Who will saves us
from this rams-paging robot?
478
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,405
-[? dramatic music playing]
-[both grunting]
479
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,783
-[Bender groaning]
-[seagull squawking]
480
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,328
[Godzooka growls]
481
00:20:03,329 --> 00:20:04,745
-[Barbot gasps]
-[Bender] Huh?
482
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,581
Ah! Ah!
483
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:09,250
-[Godzooka sneezes, roars]
-[lasers zapping]
484
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,184
-[Bender burps, roars]
-[flames whooshing]
485
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,382
[? soft, dramatic music playing]
486
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:19,052
Wow. Who woulda thought Bender's
head was completely empty?
487
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,303
I guess everyone.
488
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,762
[Bender and Godzooka roaring]
489
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,348
[gasps] It's Godzooka!
490
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,226
Oh, thank God!
He's here to save us from Bender.
491
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:29,813
We are Bender!
Quick, we need to take control.
492
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,231
It's a two-pilot setup.
493
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,109
[machinery whirs, buzzes]
494
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:36,360
You work his left side,
I'll work the right.
495
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,987
Each of us using our unique,
496
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,198
wildly different fighting styles.
497
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,952
[machinery whirs, buzzes]
498
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,037
[Leela and Fry grunting]
499
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,624
-[Bender grunting]
-[Leela and Fry yelling]
500
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,698
-[metal crashes, clangs]
-[both] Ow!
501
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:56,464
[Bender grunts, groans]
502
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:57,841
[footsteps stomping]
503
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,719
[Godzooka growling]
504
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,594
Fighting separately isn't working!
505
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,098
We need to act as one unified force!
506
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,101
But there's two separate controllers.
507
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,269
Why would they design it that way?
508
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:12,647
-[hologram beeping]
-Because it looks cool. Del Toro out.
509
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:16,109
Somehow we have to be
two wildly distinct individuals
510
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:19,404
and one perfectly unified force
at the same time!
511
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,655
It's just stupid!
512
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,950
Well, everything's stupid
when you're in love.
513
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,714
[? soft, romantic music playing]
514
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:26,911
[smooching]
515
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,455
-[both] Ah!
-[Bender] Ow!
516
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,498
[machinery whirs, buzzes]
517
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:33,168
[Godzooka roars, pounding thuds]
518
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,256
We thank you, Godzooka-San,
519
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:42,427
for saving our humble megalopolis
from that iron jerkwad.
520
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,678
[eyes whirring open]
521
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,264
We'll see about that.
522
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:49,142
[? dramatic music playing]
523
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,785
[people gasping, exclaiming]
524
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,437
I'm rooting for you...
525
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,065
-[beeping, trilling]
-...left-side guy!
526
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,691
[crowd cheering]
527
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:59,026
-[? dramatic music playing]
-[both grunting]
528
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:02,072
[grunting, groaning]
529
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,324
-Hiya!
-[grunting]
530
00:22:04,325 --> 00:22:05,866
-[punch thuds]
-[grunting]
531
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:07,494
-[laser zaps]
-[punch thuds]
532
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,996
[punches thudding]
533
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,332
[Bender grunting]
534
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,751
[water sloshing]
535
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:24,135
And, cut! That's a wrap, people!
We'll write it in editing!
536
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:28,223
[? soaring triumphant music playing]
537
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:31,184
Bender Rodr�guez, for saving our city
538
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,603
from that off-brand reptilian menace,
539
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:37,065
I'm proud to present you
with this manhole cover
540
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,526
on a leftover Pride banner.
541
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:40,809
[manhole cover clanks]
542
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,530
Wait... wasn't Bender the bad guy?
543
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:45,156
Oh, loosen up, Amy.
544
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:49,661
[groaning]
Thank you, Mayor Poopenmeyer.
545
00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:52,956
And to Godzooka, my noble adversary...
546
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,708
-[clunks]
-...who I easily beat up
547
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,042
with almost no effort,
548
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:58,169
let me simply say this:
549
00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,879
You're dead and I'm tall!
550
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,172
[laughs]
551
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:03,925
-Aw, man! The D-roids wore off!
-[pills rattling]
552
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,428
And yet the butt rash is permanent!
553
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:08,638
[maniacally laughing]
554
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:11,099
Bite my itchy metal ass!
555
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:12,442
[Fry and Leela shouting]
556
00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:16,062
Sorry the tall thing
didn't work out, Bender.
557
00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:18,189
You ever consider getting fat instead?
558
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:21,776
Briefly, but then I realized
I have something better
559
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,111
than physical size.
560
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,989
Right on, shorty.
You've got confidence.
561
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,283
[sputters]
Confidence is for losers.
562
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:31,202
What I have is overconfidence.
563
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:34,039
Is that you, Bdeedr? Where are you?
564
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,249
Down here, baby. Deal with it.
565
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,877
Ooh! [giggles] Mm!
566
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,546
Now come on.
Let's go back to my place.
567
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,965
I need you to change a light bulb.
568
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,925
[Barbot]
Oh! [giggles]
569
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:48,511
[? funky music playing]
570
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:59,064
??
571
00:23:59,114 --> 00:24:03,664
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