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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:04,295 [vocalist] ? What is, what is, what is the future? ? 2 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:07,841 ? Welcome to the world of tomorrow! ? 3 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:13,304 [? upbeat theme music playing] 4 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:35,660 [glass shatters] 5 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:36,794 [? theme concludes] 6 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:39,372 [? hypnotic music drones] 7 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:43,543 [audience laughter and applause on TV] 8 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:46,338 You people make me sick! 9 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:47,471 Hi, Bender. 10 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:49,049 All happy and cozy. 11 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,259 How are you two so perfect for each other? 12 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:54,763 -Aw, it's not so complicated. -Yeah. 13 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:56,680 -We're just so different. -We're just so similar. 14 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:57,806 -[? dramatic sting] -What?! 15 00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:59,100 You think we're similar? 16 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,936 Well, sure. We're like two bats in a belfry. 17 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,070 No, we're not. 18 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,857 We have completely different personalities, 19 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,500 and they complement each other. 20 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,487 -Opposites attract. -Uh-huh, uh-huh. 21 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,865 I'm takin' note of the exact moment I lost interest. 22 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,207 [debris clatters] 23 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:18,243 I'm lookin' for somethin' a lot shallower in a relationship. 24 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,537 Let's hit da club! 25 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:25,001 -[? electronic club music playing] -[spaceships zooming] 26 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,755 The Hip Joint? Oh-ho! I haven't been there in ages. 27 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:31,591 Me neither. We're so similar in that way. 28 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,551 [sputters] That place sucks burps. 29 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,135 We're going someplace hotter. 30 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,514 -[elevator dings] -[footsteps shuffling] 31 00:01:37,515 --> 00:01:39,556 -[elevator chimes] -[doors thud] 32 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:41,351 -Down, please. -[hinges creak] 33 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:42,977 You know the password? 34 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,563 Uh, no. Let's just leave. 35 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:48,775 Sorry. You can't leave unless you know the password. 36 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:51,028 -[shrieking] Haw-haw! -[knife thwacks] 37 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:53,405 [all screaming] 38 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,115 [? jazzy music playing] 39 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,826 [electricity zapping, flames whooshing] 40 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:03,832 -[zapping, liquid splashing] -Oh, it's unbearable! 41 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,042 I didn't say stop. 42 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,045 [all screaming] 43 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:14,843 -[all grunt] -Ow! 44 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:15,976 Phew. 45 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:19,441 Good thing those spikes retracted at the last second as far as I know. 46 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:23,268 -[Bender gasps] -Ah, welcome, old friends! 47 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,311 What are we drinking tonight? 48 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,023 Oh no, it's the Robot Devil! 49 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:29,983 Can I get a Flaming Navel? 50 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,027 [ice clatters] 51 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,040 [liquid pouring, flames whooshing] 52 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:38,575 That'll be $10. Two straws? 53 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,870 No, we have completely different tastes. 54 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:45,290 I'll have, uh... the Flaming Navel. 55 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,042 That's the same thing I got. 56 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:50,420 It is? Then, uh, no umbrella for me. 57 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,716 That'll be 10 more dollars 58 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:57,635 for the same total amount of liquor! 59 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,472 [maniacally laughing] 60 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,390 Welcome to Hell. 61 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,560 Alright! Time to start hittin' on people. 62 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:06,977 Hey, you there! [whistles] 63 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,028 -Who, me? -Who, me? 64 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:09,481 Yeah! You single? 65 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,023 -I'm afraid not. -I'm afraid not. 66 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,317 [both moaning] 67 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,902 Ugh... oh. 68 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:17,155 Hey, isn't that Barbot? The Bronze Bombshell? 69 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:19,407 -[Barbot giggles] -Oh, mama! 70 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,231 I've always wanted to put the moves 71 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,814 on a world-famous whatever she does, if anything. 72 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,205 Don't wait up! 73 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,998 [patrons chattering] 74 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,249 Can I help you? 75 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,002 Yeah, uh, I'm here to hit on Miss Barbot. 76 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,672 Miss Barbot is a professional celebrity. 77 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,298 She doesn't see just anyone. 78 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,133 [laughing] Oh, she'll see me. 79 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,302 I doubt it. 80 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,933 Hey, baby. Is it hot in Hell... or is it just you? 81 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:47,185 Is somebody talking words? 82 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:49,854 I, I thought I heard, like, a word noise. 83 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:53,942 Many ladies say my noises are loud, but deadly. 84 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,528 It sounds like a squ-wirrel or something. 85 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,488 Someone throw it a hot wing. 86 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,657 Man! It's like she can't even see me. 87 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,158 I can't see you. 88 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,827 -[hinges squeaking] -My neck joint doesn't tilt down that far. 89 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,871 Hey, wait a second. 90 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,958 [? soft, tense music playing] 91 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,586 Am I... short? 92 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,839 No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, wait. 93 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,173 Short? Yes. 94 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,758 I thought you said smart. 95 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:23,555 [? soft, dramatic music playing] 96 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:28,643 I thought I was one of the tallest guys in the world, 97 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,937 and now it turns out I'm short?! 98 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:33,606 -[metal clangs] -[Bender sobbing] 99 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,609 Oh, lordy-loo. If you want to be taller, 100 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:39,279 why not just use your extendo-legs? 101 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,364 Don't you think I've thought of that?! 102 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,450 -Yes. -Well, I didn't! 103 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:44,659 [legs whirring] 104 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,745 But I can only do it for a few seconds 105 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,705 before my stabilizers give out. 106 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,206 Whoa, whoa! [stammering] 107 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,500 -[exclaims] -[thuds] 108 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,127 [metal clanks, clicking] 109 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,503 I'm pathetic. 110 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:58,256 I'll understand if you've lost all fear of me. 111 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,133 Aw, nonsense, robot. 112 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:03,178 You make up for your small size with a big personality. 113 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:04,511 -You sure do. -That's right. 114 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,348 -Really? -No. 115 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:08,891 -You were actually correct for once. -[tablet beeping] 116 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:12,062 Statistically, short men earn 12% less 117 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,314 and are 23% less respected. 118 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,983 Cork it, stumpy! I'm docking your pay. 119 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,277 Husband! You forgot somethin'! 120 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,988 My manwich! Thank you, dear. 121 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:25,241 You probably couldn't see it up on that not-very-high shelf. 122 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,375 [smooches] 123 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,286 Aw, see that, Bender? 124 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,230 LaBarbara's way taller than Hermes, 125 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:33,375 but it doesn't get in the way of a happy marriage. 126 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,753 That's my job. [laughs] 127 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,129 And look, Bender, 128 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:41,840 -Leela and I are exactly the same height. -Completely different heights. 129 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,468 You think we're the same height? 130 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,054 -I think whatever you think. -I don't think you do. 131 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:50,058 Who cares? We're talkin' about me, and I hate being short! 132 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,726 I have had it up to... 133 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:52,860 [metal creaking] 134 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:53,944 ...here! 135 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:57,148 Well, schmuckily, there's an easy way to deal with this. 136 00:05:57,232 --> 00:06:00,193 You just need to dress tall, like Scruffy. 137 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:01,778 [? dramatic sting] 138 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,698 Vertical stripes. Mm-hmm. 139 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,200 [? gentle upbeat music playing] 140 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:08,493 [water sloshing] 141 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:09,828 [door bell jingles] 142 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,997 [? funky disco music playing] 143 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,711 Dang! That's the tallest short guy I've ever seen. 144 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:21,589 -Ladies. -Hello, handsome. 145 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,298 -[glass shattering] -[yelping] 146 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:24,426 [water splashes] 147 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,678 [Bender grunting, groans] 148 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,513 Goodbye, Bender. 149 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:31,975 -[Bender muttering] -[feet clanging] 150 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,020 [slurping] 151 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,105 Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop! 152 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:40,108 [? somber music playing] 153 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,241 [grunting] 154 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,445 Bubblegum, can I ask you somethin'? 155 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,071 Sure, Bender. 156 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,198 You know my good friend, Wembanyumyum? 157 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,533 It's Wembanyama. 158 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,493 -Wembanyoyo? -Eh. 159 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,911 Nice to meet you down there. 160 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,288 What's on your mind? 161 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:56,458 Well, I've recently always wished I was tall. 162 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:57,625 What's it like? 163 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,961 Bender, the true measure of a man 164 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,425 is not his physical stature. 165 00:07:01,426 --> 00:07:03,047 Not when you're short, it ain't. 166 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,050 [both laughing] 167 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,218 Being tall does have some downsides. 168 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,513 I mean, sometimes women are into you just for your height. 169 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:11,723 Really? 170 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:14,809 And people just assume you're great at basketball. 171 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,353 Even if you are! 172 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,645 [both laughing] 173 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:21,274 Life up here is legit rough, my friend, but it's cool. 174 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,568 -Damn cool. -And not that rough. 175 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:26,696 The point is, you need to be happy with who you are. 176 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,074 Which can be difficult for short guys. 177 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,533 But, hey, keep trying. 178 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,667 Thank you. 179 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,746 [crying] I knew I could count on basketball players. 180 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:38,124 I understand now that I need to love myself 181 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,001 for who I am. 182 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,504 Or... 183 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,381 [? dramatic music plays] 184 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,840 So what do ya say? 185 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:51,096 You make me taller in return for my... immortal soul? 186 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,229 Come on, Bender. 187 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:54,974 You've sold me your soul six or seven times already! 188 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:58,395 I'm swimming in soul IOUs over here! 189 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:02,190 Oops, I forgot my IOUs. Will you accept an IOIOU? 190 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,443 Forget it. I'm through torturing souls anyway. 191 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:09,072 I've moved into a new, much more evil business. 192 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:12,200 Have you heard of... health insurance? 193 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:15,286 Sure. It's a basic right of everyone in our society, 194 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,420 except humans. 195 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,998 I simply have one of my in-network physicians 196 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,583 peddle you a prescription... 197 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,210 [printer whirring] 198 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,461 ...and voila! 199 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:24,762 [pills rattling] 200 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:28,341 Robot growth pills to treat your chronically normal height. 201 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,302 Neat. And is there a catch, O' King of Lies? 202 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,430 Your copay is three cents, 203 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:38,018 but I'll bill your insurance $27,000! 204 00:08:38,019 --> 00:08:40,310 -[maniacally laughing] -[flames crackling] 205 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:43,732 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are these steroids? 206 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:48,486 Don't be absurd. Steroids can't affect gears and circuits. 207 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,655 [chuckles] I feel stupid for askin'. 208 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:53,992 These are D-roids, digital steroids. 209 00:08:53,993 --> 00:08:55,534 -[? gentle music playing] -[sniffing] 210 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,703 Don't take D-roids if you're allergic to D-roids. 211 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,079 -[bike bell rings] -Side effects include 212 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,291 dry, rusty eyes, droid rage, 213 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,877 antenna shrinkage, loose or watery bricks, 214 00:09:03,878 --> 00:09:05,336 -athlete's ass... -[flames whoosh] 215 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,839 ...various deliciously ironic consequences, 216 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,549 and frequent death. 217 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,844 Ask your devil if D-roids are right for you. 218 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:14,386 -Questions? -[projector whirring] 219 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,806 Yeah. Are D-roids right for me? 220 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,434 [? curious music playing] 221 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,395 [top pops, pills rattle] 222 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:25,231 I don't know, Bender. Are you sure you wanna do this? 223 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,940 [echoing] Oh yeah! Come on, baby! 224 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,443 Eat that thing! Woo! 225 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:29,818 That's what I thought. [gulps] 226 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,696 [metal rumbles, creaking] 227 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,531 Go, Bender! Go, Bender! Go- 228 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,665 Uh-oh. 229 00:09:34,666 --> 00:09:36,909 -[? dramatic music playing] -[Bender groaning] 230 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,579 -[metal crackling] -[groaning continues] 231 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,833 [? dramatic music playing] 232 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:53,510 Which concludes our mandatory seminar on robot harassment. 233 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,512 It's too bad Bender wasn't here. 234 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,180 He loves harassing people. 235 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,973 Say, where is the robot? 236 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,474 [Bender Bending Rodr�guez] Up here, dummy! 237 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:01,525 [all gasp] 238 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,936 -[head bangs] -Ow! 239 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:06,564 Hey, I've always wanted to hit my head on a doorway, 240 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,191 and now I can. 241 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,611 -[head thudding] -[Bender chuckling] 242 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:12,904 Wow! 243 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,031 I take back everything I ever muttered 244 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,950 about you being a short jerk. 245 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,702 I'm 40% taller! 246 00:10:18,703 --> 00:10:20,202 -[metal clangs] -[pills rattle] 247 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,663 [? dramatic music plays] 248 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:26,209 Bender, you nincombot! Don't tell me you took D-roids! 249 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,336 Okay, I won't. Hey, everyone else! 250 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,213 I took D-roids! Now come on! 251 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:33,090 Let's have an office basketball game for the first time ever. 252 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,901 -[head thuds] -[Bender chuckles] 253 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,137 That's right. I'm slam dunkin'! 254 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,264 -[Bender grunts] -[air hisses] 255 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,599 [signal drones] 256 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,936 Woo! I'm not fittin' in an airplane seat! 257 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,440 Yeah! I'm givin' out awkward crotch hugs! 258 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,858 [fans whipping] 259 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,527 I bet I can't even stand up under that fan. 260 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,821 [metal clatters] 261 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,156 Told ya! 262 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,033 [ambient street noise] 263 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:01,578 Hello, ladies. Notice anything taller about me? 264 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,206 Taller, sure, but nothin' else about you changed. 265 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,833 Wanna catch a movie later? 266 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,960 Oh, so now you're interested, 267 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,004 but yesterday you rejected me 268 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,337 'cause I didn't meet your "unrealistic physical standards"?! 269 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,217 Well, listen up, missy! 270 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,094 I'll pick you up at eight! 271 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,097 [? dramatic music playing] 272 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,515 President Calculon. 273 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,310 We have evidence of a scandal so scandalous 274 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,343 that the mere sight of it will blow the lid off everything! 275 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,981 That's a hell of a big lid. 276 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,192 Show me this shocking evidence. 277 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,401 [latches clicking] 278 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,819 [? tense music playing] 279 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,696 [Bender] 'Scuse me! Make a hole. 280 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:41,159 Suck in that gut, and... okay. I think these are our seats. 281 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,870 Uh, maybe those. Hang on, lemme check the tickets. 282 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,873 Hang on, looking... Lemme see this... [muttering] 283 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,583 -Oop, wrong movie. -[? dramatic sting on movie] 284 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,795 [audience shouting] 285 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,964 -[Randy] The robots have to go! -No, you shut up! 286 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,385 Hang on. I looked but not carefully. 287 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,428 Let me see that evidence again. 288 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,179 [? dramatic sting on movie] 289 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,766 [audience shouting] 290 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,899 [finger tapping] 291 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:09,104 Yo, take off the hat after I punch it off. 292 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,106 I mean, before I punch it off! 293 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,441 This is discrimination, sir! 294 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,694 What do you have against people of height? 295 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,154 [gasps] Barbot? Oh, my gosh! 296 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,906 Uh, you wanna go out sometime? 297 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,702 Hey, hey, she's already got a boyfriend, and he's outta town. 298 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,835 Ah, come on. 299 00:12:24,836 --> 00:12:27,621 Let's just settle this like gentlemen and switch dates. 300 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,624 You callin' me a gentleman?! 301 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:33,086 Let me see that evidence a third and final time. 302 00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:34,253 [? dramatic music playing] 303 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,921 -[punches thudding] -[metal crashing] 304 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,591 [audience shouting] 305 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,844 [police siren wailing] 306 00:12:40,845 --> 00:12:47,016 [Officer URL] Do you recognize the individual who initiated the altercation? 307 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,519 Alta-whuh? I think you've mistooken me 308 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,896 for someone who knows vocabuloni. 309 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,025 -The guy that started it. -Ohhh... 310 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,653 [electronic beeps trilling] 311 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,413 [bell dings] 312 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,034 That's him! [giggles] 313 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,327 The one with the tall. 314 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,461 Mwah! 315 00:13:07,462 --> 00:13:09,496 -[? rock music playing] -[flashbulbs clicking] 316 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,958 Barbot, over here! Who's the new squeeze? 317 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,918 I'm actually not sure. 318 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,087 The name's Bender. 319 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,589 How do you spell that? 320 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,800 Uh... B? No, wait. D? 321 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,302 -No, E. -[camera clicks] 322 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,095 [? rock music continues] 323 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:27,057 "Hot plus tall equals sexy?" 324 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,309 Well, you can't argue with the math. 325 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,436 Ugh. Barf me with a spork. 326 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,898 It's so shallow. They'll never have what you two have. 327 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,775 Which is what, exactly? 328 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,819 We seem to have lost track of how we function as a couple. 329 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,237 Yeah. Are we the type who complete each other's- 330 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,907 Sentences? No. 331 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,533 We're two different people 332 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,659 -with different things to say. -Different things to say. 333 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,661 You're both short and you're both idiots! 334 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,248 Barbot and I are the new "It" couple. 335 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,626 Here we come! Everybody look! 336 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,878 Nice to meet you, Miss Barbot. 337 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,589 What are you two love birds up to today? 338 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:03,385 Well, I had a big audition, but it got canceled. 339 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,844 Oh, I'm sorry. 340 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,014 Because they already cast me based on just look at me. 341 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:11,017 I'm starring in the new Godzebo movie! 342 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,184 -Wow! -Well, congratulations! 343 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,268 -That's amazing! -Mazel! 344 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,022 Godzebo? Don't you mean Godzillow? 345 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,107 They couldn't get the rights to Godzillow, 346 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,984 so the writers invented an all-new 347 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,738 and completely original monster named Godzebo! 348 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,824 H-He's a lot like Godzillow. 349 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,702 And will you be joinin' us for work today, Bender? 350 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,037 Hell no! I'm needed on the set. 351 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,331 -I don't think you are. -See you next month! 352 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,375 -[head thuds] -Ow! Still got it. 353 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,962 [? soaring instrumental music playing] 354 00:14:38,963 --> 00:14:41,171 -[megaphone chirps] -Places, everyone! Places. 355 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,009 Quiet on the set so you can hear me yelling! 356 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,261 And, where's our monster?! 357 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,804 Getting into costume. 358 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,848 [costume zipping] 359 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,060 Wow. Movie magic. 360 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,938 Hey Barbot, check it out. He's eating me! 361 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,857 No, Godzebo, don't eat me! 362 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,775 [Bender whimpers, laughs] 363 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,652 -[eye scanners chirping] -Ooh! 364 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,820 -[beeping, trilling] -That's a whole lotta lizard. 365 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,740 What, what, what, what, what, what? 366 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,575 And... action! 367 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,411 [pages rustling] 368 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,706 [Godzebo roaring] 369 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,417 -[grunting, growling] -[items clattering] 370 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:22,630 Oh, isn't he just the most tallest-est? 371 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,424 [Bender grumbling] 372 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,925 [? dramatic music playing] 373 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,879 -[Godzebo growls] -[? music stops] 374 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,638 [grunting, chomping] 375 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,057 -Hey, hotshot. -Huh? 376 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,559 -[punches thud] -[both grunting] 377 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,311 I don't remember this being in the script I didn't read! 378 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,646 [both grunting] 379 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,066 -[bodies thud] -[set cracks, crumbles] 380 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,526 Cut! We'll have to shoot it again. 381 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,904 We can't. That was our last Tokyo. 382 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:49,449 Uh, then change the title to "Godzebo Versus Mecha-Godzebo." 383 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,700 [shouting] Next shot! 384 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,535 [wheels creaking] 385 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,748 Okay, you're injured, you're gorgeous, 386 00:15:56,749 --> 00:15:59,166 and a big, stupid iguana loves you for no reason. 387 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,294 That's your motivation, nothing! 388 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,755 Just look up and act towards the tennis ball! 389 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,215 Action! 390 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,967 [? soft, romantic music playing] 391 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,681 [beeping, trilling] 392 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:13,814 [dinging] 393 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,684 Okay, that's it! 394 00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:17,518 -[door squeaking] -[pills rattle] 395 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,689 [? dramatic music playing] 396 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,357 [insects chirping] 397 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:26,194 [building crashing] 398 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,987 Hey, hey, there we go. 399 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,325 [? dramatic music playing on jumbotron] 400 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,994 [announcer] Coming soon, a love story 401 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:38,164 as big as Godzebo is large. 402 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:41,209 -[building smashing] -[Bender groaning] 403 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:45,004 -[people screaming] -[footsteps thundering] 404 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,257 [groaning continues] 405 00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:48,882 -[tube shattering] -[Bender] Whoa! 406 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,927 -[air hissing] -[people screaming] 407 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,888 [? soft, dramatic music playing] 408 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,849 Didn't we used to have a roof? 409 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,269 Uh, friends, you might wanna look at the TV. 410 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,062 [? upbeat jingle playing on TV] 411 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:05,400 -An ad for soup? -Yes. I'm so hungry. 412 00:17:05,401 --> 00:17:07,109 -[static buzzes] -We interrupt this soup 413 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,611 to bring you a special report. 414 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,488 Brought to you by... soup! 415 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,491 Your kids deserve it, after what they did. 416 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,202 [Morbo] A colossal mecha-monster is laying waste 417 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,829 to New New York City. 418 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,540 That's all. Now, back to soup. 419 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,707 -[footstep thunders] -[both yelp] 420 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,916 -[debris clatters] -[static buzzes] 421 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,337 Sweet Colossus of Calabah-sas! 422 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,964 Bender's droid-rage is out of control! 423 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,466 What are we gonna do?! 424 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,177 And also, isn't it pronounced Calabasas? 425 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:36,431 Alas, I'm afraid we're down to our last two hopes. 426 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,099 Begin with the first of the two. 427 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,894 -A doomsday device. -[? dramatic sting] 428 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:44,481 Just a small one. We don't want too much doom. 429 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,608 No! You can't kill Bender! 430 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,193 That's right. We can't. 431 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,195 Because he's too damn big. 432 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,864 That's why we need a counter-monster. 433 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:57,327 We'll drop the doomsday device in the depths of the Pacific 434 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,955 to awaken Godzooka from his ancient slumber. 435 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,625 -You mean Godzebo? -He means Godzillow. 436 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,502 I mean Godzooka! 437 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:09,881 The actual space dinosaur those fictional characters are based on. 438 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:13,259 But unlike them, he defends our cities. 439 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,887 Doesn't Godzooka only defend Tokyo? 440 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,473 I think he'll go where the action is. 441 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,184 You mentioned two last hopes, Professor. 442 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,687 What's the other one for when this one fails? 443 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,820 Ah, yes. 444 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,858 Uh, due to Bender's ungainly size and droid-addled brain, 445 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,694 he's lost all coordination. 446 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,945 Fry, Leela, 447 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,240 you'll need to get inside him and take manual control. 448 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,701 -[? dramatic sting] -Is that even possible? 449 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,661 Probably not. Ta-ta! 450 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:43,748 -[? dramatic music playing] -[spaceship whirring] 451 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,502 Prepare to drop the device! 452 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,171 Uh... okay. I feel pretty prepared. 453 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,756 Drop the device! 454 00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,757 -[pedal clicks] -[hatch rattles open] 455 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,808 -[device whooshes] -[water splashes] 456 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,554 But don't drop it yet. 457 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,473 We need to put a little distance between ourselves and- 458 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,184 -[Professor screams] -[explosion booms] 459 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,603 [crew screaming] 460 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,815 -[Bender groaning] -[people screaming] 461 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,860 What's up, guys? Don't forget to like and subscribe to- 462 00:19:11,861 --> 00:19:13,110 -[foot stomps] -[squishing] 463 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,780 [Bender groaning] 464 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,365 [building crashes] 465 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:20,493 Take a picture. It'll last longer. 466 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,078 Here, you can use my camera. 467 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,831 Ugh! Ew! [gasps] 468 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,627 [? soft, romantic music playing] 469 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,838 -[beeping, trilling] -[Barbot gasps] 470 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,673 ?? 471 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:36,092 I love you, Bdeedr! 472 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:40,096 Duh... [groans] 473 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,098 [? suspenseful music playing] 474 00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:44,058 [hatch door creaking] 475 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,353 -Now! -Wait, when? Ow! 476 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,647 -[tires screeching] -[metal crashes] 477 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:54,069 Helps! Who will saves us from this rams-paging robot? 478 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,405 -[? dramatic music playing] -[both grunting] 479 00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,783 -[Bender groaning] -[seagull squawking] 480 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,328 [Godzooka growls] 481 00:20:03,329 --> 00:20:04,745 -[Barbot gasps] -[Bender] Huh? 482 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,581 Ah! Ah! 483 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:09,250 -[Godzooka sneezes, roars] -[lasers zapping] 484 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,184 -[Bender burps, roars] -[flames whooshing] 485 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,382 [? soft, dramatic music playing] 486 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:19,052 Wow. Who woulda thought Bender's head was completely empty? 487 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,303 I guess everyone. 488 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,762 [Bender and Godzooka roaring] 489 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,348 [gasps] It's Godzooka! 490 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,226 Oh, thank God! He's here to save us from Bender. 491 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:29,813 We are Bender! Quick, we need to take control. 492 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,231 It's a two-pilot setup. 493 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,109 [machinery whirs, buzzes] 494 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:36,360 You work his left side, I'll work the right. 495 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,987 Each of us using our unique, 496 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,198 wildly different fighting styles. 497 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,952 [machinery whirs, buzzes] 498 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,037 [Leela and Fry grunting] 499 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,624 -[Bender grunting] -[Leela and Fry yelling] 500 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,698 -[metal crashes, clangs] -[both] Ow! 501 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:56,464 [Bender grunts, groans] 502 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:57,841 [footsteps stomping] 503 00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,719 [Godzooka growling] 504 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,594 Fighting separately isn't working! 505 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,098 We need to act as one unified force! 506 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,101 But there's two separate controllers. 507 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,269 Why would they design it that way? 508 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:12,647 -[hologram beeping] -Because it looks cool. Del Toro out. 509 00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:16,109 Somehow we have to be two wildly distinct individuals 510 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:19,404 and one perfectly unified force at the same time! 511 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,655 It's just stupid! 512 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,950 Well, everything's stupid when you're in love. 513 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,714 [? soft, romantic music playing] 514 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:26,911 [smooching] 515 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,455 -[both] Ah! -[Bender] Ow! 516 00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,498 [machinery whirs, buzzes] 517 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:33,168 [Godzooka roars, pounding thuds] 518 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,256 We thank you, Godzooka-San, 519 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:42,427 for saving our humble megalopolis from that iron jerkwad. 520 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,678 [eyes whirring open] 521 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,264 We'll see about that. 522 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:49,142 [? dramatic music playing] 523 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,785 [people gasping, exclaiming] 524 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,437 I'm rooting for you... 525 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,065 -[beeping, trilling] -...left-side guy! 526 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,691 [crowd cheering] 527 00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:59,026 -[? dramatic music playing] -[both grunting] 528 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:02,072 [grunting, groaning] 529 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,324 -Hiya! -[grunting] 530 00:22:04,325 --> 00:22:05,866 -[punch thuds] -[grunting] 531 00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:07,494 -[laser zaps] -[punch thuds] 532 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,996 [punches thudding] 533 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,332 [Bender grunting] 534 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,751 [water sloshing] 535 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:24,135 And, cut! That's a wrap, people! We'll write it in editing! 536 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:28,223 [? soaring triumphant music playing] 537 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:31,184 Bender Rodr�guez, for saving our city 538 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,603 from that off-brand reptilian menace, 539 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:37,065 I'm proud to present you with this manhole cover 540 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,526 on a leftover Pride banner. 541 00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:40,809 [manhole cover clanks] 542 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,530 Wait... wasn't Bender the bad guy? 543 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:45,156 Oh, loosen up, Amy. 544 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:49,661 [groaning] Thank you, Mayor Poopenmeyer. 545 00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:52,956 And to Godzooka, my noble adversary... 546 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,708 -[clunks] -...who I easily beat up 547 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,042 with almost no effort, 548 00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:58,169 let me simply say this: 549 00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,879 You're dead and I'm tall! 550 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,172 [laughs] 551 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:03,925 -Aw, man! The D-roids wore off! -[pills rattling] 552 00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,428 And yet the butt rash is permanent! 553 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:08,638 [maniacally laughing] 554 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:11,099 Bite my itchy metal ass! 555 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:12,442 [Fry and Leela shouting] 556 00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:16,062 Sorry the tall thing didn't work out, Bender. 557 00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:18,189 You ever consider getting fat instead? 558 00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:21,776 Briefly, but then I realized I have something better 559 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,111 than physical size. 560 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,989 Right on, shorty. You've got confidence. 561 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,283 [sputters] Confidence is for losers. 562 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:31,202 What I have is overconfidence. 563 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:34,039 Is that you, Bdeedr? Where are you? 564 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,249 Down here, baby. Deal with it. 565 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,877 Ooh! [giggles] Mm! 566 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,546 Now come on. Let's go back to my place. 567 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,965 I need you to change a light bulb. 568 00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,925 [Barbot] Oh! [giggles] 569 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:48,511 [? funky music playing] 570 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:59,064 ?? 571 00:23:59,114 --> 00:24:03,664 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41103

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