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This is base control,
what's your sitrep?

Come back.

Sorry, sir, quite a tight I got here.

Is he tracking you now?
I don't know, sir.

I've got to get out of here. Stop
where you are and count to five.

Negative, sir.

Do it now, 18.

That's an order.

One, two, three, four, five.

You still there, 18?

I think so, sir.

Then he's not tracking you.

How can you tell?

You got to five, didn't you?

What are you doing?

Shouldn't you be in bed by now?

No, my bedtime ain't till ten o'clock.

Ten o'clock?

That's outrageous.

I was never allowed to stay up
till ten when I was your age.

What a cock.

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One

Why don't you come in and speak to us?

Name, name.

Let me speak.

We meet only once every
50 years, Peter.

And you have striven to become a bore.

10 million.

And I cherish each and
every one of them.

I'm just stating the facts here.

As you see them.

As they are.

9 million, 10 million,
4 million, 8 million.

Now, take away the first two numbers
you thought of and add 7.

Two and a half million.

And he doesn't even feed.

Is that why you think it's okay to
keep poaching on my territory?

For the fifth and final time, Henry,
north of the border's my territory.

But not-upon-Tweed, Mr. Boniface.

Gentlemen, please.

One squabble at a time, and I believe
I have the rank here.

Sixty million and counting.

Yet I remember when it was just six.

And we were eight then.

And we're eight now.

Thinking of breeding, are you, Peter?

No.

No, I'm quite happy with
the friends I've got.

-Thank you very much.
-And so am I.

But I'd rather not be
stuck here with all

of you tomorrow, if you
don't mind, please.

Could we get to the point?

Caught us.

And so, it wasn't even us who
pushed her into the pond.

Yet we were the ones who
got told off for it.

And she was already climbing out.

Plus she's already wet.

That's good.

Gives a quid.

Ain't your parents ever told you
about talking to strangers?

Ain't yours.

Never even knew them, mate.

I'm an orphan.

My dad's in Afghanistan.

Oh.

Here you go, then.

The army, then, is he your dad?

No.

The Taliban.

Oi! Give me that quip
back, you little...

Ah, about time.

Elle, you have the rest of that?

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Not late, am I?

Just in time.

You smell lovely.

You smell of booze.

Just a couple with the lads
while I was waiting.

So how far is this place then?

Not far.

Nice car.

Nice-looking bird.

I would.

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You have your rightful quarters.

It's not enough.

I'll speak with the European
Council again.

But you know what they will say?

Fuck the Council.

I say we set our own quarters.

And cut our own throats.

They will hunt us down
and you know it.

These are difficult times.

For all of us.

Our glory days are long gone.

Difficult times?

Yeah but only for us.

Because I know what they're
taking over there.

And it's a hell of a lot more than
what we're taking over here.

We are an island race, Peter.

Therefore we must tread
more carefully.

Now this has its pros and its cons.

Yeah and the pros are?

The population's skyrocketing.

So is their technology.

Dental records, computer files, DNA.

They're not talking Bow Street
runners anymore.

Come on.

All those migrants coming in, clinging
to the undersides of vehicles.

No one's going to miss a few of them.

Been reading the Daily
Mail again, Alice?

Those migrants may not be as invisible
as you might think.

They're harvesting our crops.

They're sweeping our streets.

They're emptying the bins.

And they're sending their money
home to their families

so that maybe they can join us
here in the Promised Land.

Whether we like it or not, they have become
part of the fabric of this society.

And they will be missed if we think
we can start helping ourselves.

Not by my friends at the
bingo, they won't be.

Just wait till your friends
are lying in their

hospital beds at death's door needing
their backsides wiped.

I suspect it won't come to that for
most of my dear old friends.

I don't like them over 60.

It's too gamey for my taste.

Hey, what are we even
talking about here?

I'm no racist.

I'll kill anyone, no matter
where they're from.

Doesn't it bother me?

So that's what you've
been up to, is it?

Helping yourself?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Get a sanction off the council
to get rid of me.

I'm not talking to you, Peter.

What?

What?

Yeah.

You think we wouldn't
find out, Thomas?

That the council wouldn't find
out what's he talking about?

I don't know.

He's been over feeding.

No, I haven't 16 above
his quota this year

already And the less said about
last year the better.

That's a lie.

And not only has he been over

feeding He's been taking them young

Like the little boy in the papers.

What is, uh, plural?

That wasn't me.

I didn't take them.

I'm honest.

I swear.

What have you done?

You always say we should
take what we want.

You're not with children, no.

Not like this, not without consent.

What have you said?

Is it you?

No, Tom.

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can stick to my quota.

I won't let you down again.

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If only it were that simple.

Let me go!

-This isn't right.
-Come on!

No, but it's official.

Do it quickly!

Finish this!

No, Henry!

Please!

Don't do this, Henry!

-Please!
-You brought it on yourself.

Ah!

When fires die and souls combust, the

blood recedes to leave but dust.

And that's that.

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This ain't nothing kinky, is it?

Describe kinky well I'm
not looking to cross

the streams you know I mean

Not entirely, no.

Well, I'm just saying,
you know I like you.

And I like you, too.

And I'm sure my friends
are gonna like you.

I just felt awful when you asked that.

It'd be just the two of us, you know?

Aren't you the cutest little thing
when you're being shy?

Slightly patronising.

Oh, okay.

We won't stay up too late.

We'll have a quick bite, and
then off to bed, I promise.

I could live with that.

We'll see.

Everybody here everybody was
this is Sebastian hey

Sebastian glad you could make
it took the words right

out my mouth mate going inside
everyone's waiting for you

Oh, he's come on by.

Sebastian.

Come on.

Hi everyone,

not too late to me

Your timing couldn't be better.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, I don't believe this.

You know the rules, Peter.

One out, one in.

Oh, so nice to be consulted.

Look, if there's a problem, I can
always piss off to the pub.

Uh, no.

Not at all.

This is Sebastian.

The one I told you about.

Fine name, Sebastian.

Thanks.

Always hated it myself.

What do your friends call you, then?

Sebastian.

Very telling.

I am the Duke.

You're a Duke?

He's the Duke.

Why not?

-Okay.
-No one to you.

So you're the gypsy boy, then?

I say Romany.

I'm Henry.

I hail from the East myself.

-Cool.
-Yeah.
-Siberia, is it?

Alice.

-Hey.
-Angel.

Hi.

Ooh!

Jesus.

Get some clubs, you lot.

Shall we begin?

Now I suppose you're wondering.

What the fuck?

The leg's been busted off.

Here, have mine.

Oh, no.

You're all right. Don't
worry about it.

Sebastian, just...

No, seriously. No, no,
no, just take it.

Sit, Sebastian.

Seriously, I'm just gonna
wait in the car.

Please.

We have a proposition for you.

I thought you might.

We are eight in number.

We've always been eight.

Since before the time of Ipubu.

The council decrees it.

Yeah, my council's a bit like that.

They drive me mad, you know.

Do you mind if I smoke?

But this night, Sebastian...

There's a space.

If not a chair, right?

Eh?

I'm in 18, over.

I repeat, come in 18.

Over.

18 will you please respond, over.

Damn it.

Patience is a virtue, Padre.

All good things come
to those who wait.

Waited long enough.

The Vatican's waited a thousand years.

You're sure ten more minutes
won't make any difference?

Sebastian, please, this is important.

Vanessa has spoken very highly of you.

She says you come from good stock.

You're joking, ain't you?

I'm a Romany from an orphanage.

That's all back catalogue, no band.

That'll work for us.

Look, I'd love to and
all that, but you've

caught me on a bad week, you
know, I'm tapped out.

Normally, I am the man to see, but...

The boy's an idiot.

No.

Honest, I mean, look, it
sounds brilliant and

all that, whatever it is,
save the whale or...

praise the Lord or whatever,
but it's...

I like to do my own thing.

Plough my own furrow, so no offence
and all that, seriously.

Thanks for asking.

Seriously!

Shit.

You didn't tell him?

I thought we'd break it to him gently.

She is a monster.

Calm down, Sebastian.

-Calm down.
-No, she's a zombie.

I'm off, bruv.

-Believe that.
-I gotta go.

Take a breath.

Nope.

-Nope.
-I'm a...

We're not saving the whale, Sebastian.

We are certainly not peddling God.

But tonight, we must become eight.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck indeed, my young Romany kid.

We have a vote before us.

Yay or nay?

Let's hear it now.

Yeah.

Yay.

Yay.

Yay.

Uh, yay.

For Chen too.

May.

Thomas was my friend.

I brought him in.

You should have talked
to me about this.

Lisa, what's he mean, May?

I've spent months on his candidature.

He's 12 generations pure.

-You can't do this.
-Oh, I can and I am.

And there's nothing he
can do about it.

We apologize, Sebastian.

Hey, that's all right.

It was nice meeting you and all that.

Oh, no, I'm sorry, Sebastian.

It wasn't meant to be like this.

I thought they'd all accept you.

I didn't count on the fact
that some people are

just arseholes, no matter
how long they live for.

Wait.

Wait, wait.

It's six to one.

That's a landslide, surely?

Has to be unanimous, I'm afraid.

I really did like you, Sebastian.

Well, I liked you, too, Vanessa.

All of you.

We're good lads.

Even you, I mean, you look all right.

You take a day getting to know me.

We could be mates.

You're not my type, son.

Vanessa, it's your responsibility.

Sebastian?

Close your eyes.

And think happy thoughts.

Oh, God.

No, no, wait, wait.

You can't.

I've got kids. No, you
haven't, Sebastian.

You haven't got anyone.

No, I...

I just said that.

Yeah.

Yeah, you did.

Okay.

Get back!

Get back, everyone, in
the name of God,

the Son, and the Holy Smoke,
I command thee.

You get back!

Get back!

You get back, I command thee.

Did he just say thee?

Yes.

I don't think it quite
works like that.

It doesn't work like that?

-Nars.
-What about this, then?

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Hey, that hurts, I guess.

Glad to see you're still here, 18.

What's happening in there?

I don't know, sir.

There's a lot of screaming, shouting,
yelling, all sorts.

It's horrible.

And that's your report, is it?

Yeah.

Who else is here?

Where's Beckham?

Don't worry about that.

We've got it covered.

Oh, please.

Come on, just leave me alone.

Someone's making a break for it.

Get ready.

Wait, sir.

It's human.

It's a hot body.

That's not our target.

He's a fighter.

You gotta give him that.

Certainly is.

Shame.

Where did he come from?

I don't know.

Cold body.

Cold body. That's him.
That's our target.

Get away from me, man.

I mean it, mate.

Look, I don't want to fuck you up.

I'm warning you, bruv.

I know kung fu.

Is it him?

Colonel Bingham, do you have
a visual on our target?

Confirmed, Mr. LaRouche.

The target is Cole.

We have a positive sighting.

Oh, thank God.

Giving you the order to
go take the target

down with my authority
and that's a default

Wait, cold-blooded.

Second target.

Oh, God, seriously.

Abort the grab. I repeat,
abort the grab.

Everyone stand down.

What's going on?

I said go.

Take him down. Do it now.

I don't have time for this.

I've got places I need to be.

What is it?

There's something out here.

To a selfless dinner, Mr. Ponyface.

Same as us.

He's all yours.

Rouse him, it's only proper.

Wakey, wakey.

Oh.

Oh, I like that.

Whoa!

Nessa!

Wait!

Hey!

Just a thought.

Do we have any food in?

Would be a shame to waste a meal.

What?

This just gets better and
better, doesn't it?

Colonel Bingham, what's going on?

I gave you the order to go,
so why haven't you gone?

We have a second target, Mr. LaRouche.

It changes everything.

It changes nothing.

We have the resources for two,
so I'm ordering you to go.

Father, this is a dangerous situation.

Unique, even.

Now, we need time to recce
the house properly.

We don't have the time, Colonel.

If the targets are in the house, you
need to take them down, and now.

Mr. LaRouche...

Now, Colonel!

Stand by.

We move on my order.

Dammit.

All those in favor.

against.

Then we are decided.

No.

You can't eat me.

I'm all fat and cholesterol.

And I've been so good all week.

Get down on the floor

Hold your position.

Colonel, we have a problem.

Oh, Corporal.

You have no idea.

-Abort! Abort!
-Abort!

-Help us!
-Help us!

Captain!

Captain! We need assistance!

We need assistance!

First squad, come in.

-What's your status?
-Over.

First Squad, I repeat, come in.

-What's your status?
-Over.

Colonel Bingham?

How many were in there?

More than two, Mr. Lewis.

More than two.

That's quite over a note.

-No!
-Help him up.

Rip me out.

-I can't.
-No!

Rip me out.

Henry, what are we going to do?

Ah, now.

-Henry!
-Shh!

-It's all right.
-No, no, no.

-Angel.
-Angel.

I love you.

Who gets his territory then?

What?

Too soon?

Shouldn't we get out of here?

I mean, if they're as dangerous as
you say, shouldn't we retreat?

We've got the tiger by
the tail, Etienne.

As long as we don't let go, we
won't end up like the others.

I don't see anyone.

No, there's more outside.

How many?

I don't know.

Move into position, you have
my authority to go.

Negative, we're standing fast.

The situation has changed.

Over.

Colonel Bingham, you may have the
experience, but I have...

I think they're having the
same conversation.

You have just given out that order
over a compromised radio channel.

Now, before you go sacrificing
any more of my men...

What's going on?

-I don't know.
-They just scrambled.

Who are they?

I don't know, Nessie.

I've got a horrible feeling they
know exactly who we are.

Guys, something's wrong.

Trying to leave without
saying goodbye?

Trust me, Seba, you don't
want to go outside.

There's not going to be any more
assaults, Mr. LaRousse.

We're sealing off the perimeter.

That's not the plan, Colonel.

The plan changes when I lose a whole
squad in under a minute.

Now we have three squads left, and I'm

not wasting any more of
my men for nothing.

Do you understand?

Colonel Bingham, this is the
opportunity of a lifetime.

We can't just let them get away.

Then we won't.

We're going to put a ring of steel around
this farmhouse till tomorrow.

Nothing gets in or out of that
place alive tonight.

Very good, Colonel.

Carry on.

He says we can carry on.

When fires die and souls
combust, blood

recedes to leave but dust.

What are you going to do with him?

Are you going to brew
him or something?

I've seen a dress pattern
on brush somewhere.

Dear God, who says there's
no dignity in death?

His problems are over.

Ours are just beginning.

Let's just Skype next time, yeah?

What's Skype?

It's that internet phone thing he has.

I can work the video now.

You're still using tapes?

Yes, why?

Jesus, I like being round
me Nan's house.

Oh yeah, that reminds me.

Does somebody want to kill him?

No? I'll do it. No, we
might still need him.

Are you sure?

No, she's sure. You sure?
She's sure, she's sure.

Until we know what we're
dealing with, we

can just put him downstairs
with the rest, okay?

I'll take him. No, I brought
him here tonight.

I'll split him with her.

-I'll take him.
-I'll take him.

Neither of you are taking him.

I'm doing it.

No sades, no arguments.

Not if we want to get
out of here tonight.

Wait, hang on a minute.

What of us?

What are you talking about?
You're alright, go on.

Anyone used one of these before?

I've got one at home.

The Thatchers, it's their form.

You alright?

How's it going?

I don't know if Vanessa
was right about you.

You are something else.

I can't move from her.

You keep coming upon us with your
money, my sack is very achy.

You keep coming upon us as we might do
something as ridiculous as that one.

Sir?

Sir?

What is it?

There's something odd.

For God's sake, stop that before
the others see you.

Oh, he's dead.

I don't care.

I'm starving.

That's disgusting.

He's still warm.

Want some?

What was that for?

Someone else objecting to your questionable
culinary habits, it would seem.

Here, keep it.

Everyone's a food critic these days.

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Eat this you sons of bitches

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Christmas.

Hey, how'd you get him?

Oh, yeah.

Vampires with machine guns.

It's not a love.

Love it.

They got me!

Evidently.

You know, there are other guns.

Oh, you're all making enough noise
in your own sweetheart.

You are such a prick.

Colonel Bingham, come in.

I repeat, what's happening over there?

Well, stop firing.

You're just wasting ammunition.

You can't kill them that way anyway.

You may be right.

I don't like it up here.

You okay?

I live.

Sure enough.

Hold on!

Alice!

They've stopped shooting.

Oh shit, Sherlock.

I don't think my suit could have
taken much more of this.

You are no fun in a fight,
do you know that?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Pity. One more minute, there would
have been out of ammo.

Colonel, I think you should
look at this.

Might be a longer night
than we thought.

Crushed.

Oh, shit, I'll be shot.

I'll be shot.

-I'll be shot.
-Quick, someone, please.

Quick, please.

Call an ambulance or something.

No, no, calm down. Calm down, Sever.

No, you haven't.

That's just my blood.

You idiot.

It's your blood.

Your blood.

Get off me, man.

Get off me, please.

Get off me, get off me, man,
get off me, get off me.

What's wrong now? Mate, if it's your
blood, who knows what you've got?

I'll tell you what, if I've got anything,
it'll be foot and mouth disease.

What?

I'm not a human feeder, Sebastian.

I only take from animals.

But I thought you was...

Yeah, as most people do.

We don't all feed on humans.

I choose not to.

What is that?

Because I used to be one.

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Henry!

Who's that?

Say.

I love you.

Oh, fuck off.

How many?

Enough.

And after what?

They'll have to stop us from
leaving before dawn.

What then?

Why then, dear boy, we won't
be leaving at all.

Feeling brave, Mr. Louris?

I can't see anything from back there.

I need to know what's happening.

Not much, for the moment.

Can we hold them there?

Until sunrise?

Well, if we don't, I'll be
sure to let you know.

They're just in there, aren't they?

You're really there.

What if we could take just
one of them out alive?

What are you talking about?

Well, just to get a sample.

For the sake of science.

These things are an abomination,
Colonel.

They need to be wiped from
the face of this earth.

Righteous speech, still
there is, but I

think we're missing an
opportunity here.

We have them trapped, Colonel.

This is our opportunity.

We might never be this close
to this many of them again.

You're right.

I know I am.

My authority comes right from the top

What's this?

-No, no, no.
-This doesn't happen.

What is this?

My authority.

I've been taking charge for an hour.

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I can see it's been a long time,
but I just want to escape.

Well, you can stay here, but
I'd like to see if I can.

I'm not saying that. I'm
just saying that

we shouldn't go out there
without a plan.

Henry, the plan is I'm just
going to go for it.

I'm going to go towards the trees,
and I'm just going to go for it.

That's not the plan. Running is what
you do when you don't have a plan.

The place is surrounded.

How far do you think we're
going to get anyway?

Far enough for my ashes not to
get mixed up with yours.

I'm ready.

For what?

We haven't even decided
what we're doing yet.

Guys, the game might be
up for us, but we can

still make a few widows before
this night's out.

Of course, we don't all
have to get away.

What's that?

Were you talking about a woman?

No.

No, she's right. What
do you mean by that?

What? As long as they've got us where
they can see us, we're hogtied.

But if one of us can get away,
get to the shadows.

The night is ours.

OK.

OK, good, so now we have a plan.

I'm ready.

Jen's ready. So we break as one, all in
the same direction at the same time.

And the first one in the
clear doubles back

and butchers every last
single one of them.

I did it!

Did you see that?

I did it!

Don't worry.

I'll come back with Felt.

Fine, but you owe me.

You can have a Victoria
Cross and a little

nosh if you like, but just
get us out of here.

Son of a bitch.

Who was that?

Someone who pays more than
you, Mr. LaRouche.

That's 30 pieces of silver, is it?

Yeah. More or less. Allowing
for inflation.

Hold up.

-I'll get you.
-I'll get you.

-Oh!
-Hey, what are you doing?

Oh!

You should bleed an arm, Sid.

Oh!

Oh, shit.

Sir, we've got movement.

What is it?

Someone at the farmhouse, just there.

What the hell is that?

Come on, Mike.

Oh!

-Warm body, sir.
-Warm body.

It's human.

Hold your fire.

Go on, then.

Get out of here.

Go! Go! Go!

Good work, Sniper One.

-You have backup.
-Over.

What is she doing?

Evading our fire, it seems.

Well, let's give her a little
bit of encouragement.

Go on then.

You'll go.

To you To you

-Don't leave her.
-She made it.

Are you all right, mate?

Don't look at me like that.

She was the one that didn't
want to wait for you.

This way.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

You have no idea what
I've been through.

Who are you?

I'm Mrs. Thatcher.

I live on the farm.

They came tonight, they did.

How many are there?

Six, seven, maybe.

Plus some grotty little scumbag.

They're all in it together.

And my husband as well, knowing him.

I can't get it off.

Step out.

What?

Hold up.

Sorry mate.

Okay, just cut it off.

There's a knife over there.

-Where?
-Over there, on the workbench.

-There's a knife.
-Just cut it off.

What, there?

What, this one?

Well, I can't see it.

Over there, on the workbench, blind.

Oh, right in front of you.

Well, I can't see one.

Keep looking.

-No, no, no, no!
-Don't look in there!

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Don't look at me sport.

That was it when we moved in You're

sure that's everything
yeah Yeah, I told you

Right.

I'll be off.

I've got a heart condition, you know.

I'm not a well woman.

Certainly.

You'll come with me?

Oh, thanks, babes, but, um, I don't
want to bother you no more.

I'll be fine on my own...

from here.

I insist.

I might just nip behind
that tree for a cough.

We tied up half the night.

Absolutely busted, I am.

And I'm blooded like a filled balloon.

♪

Let me out!

You won't end up pickled
like that, Locke.

No thanks.

You got all that coming
to you, sunshine.

Come out.

Come out!

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What'd you do that for?

She could have been in
league with them.

Could have?

What sort of justification is that?

An uncertain one.

Now there's certainty.

You're mad.

This is madness.

This is war, 18.

You'd better decide whose
side you're on.

Before dawn.

Sun's up in four hours, 18.

Tick tock.

I can't believe she's dead.

It's nearly 20 years we've been together,
she didn't deserve that.

I'm sorry.

Look, there's one human
being to another.

You're gonna let me out, right?

-Yeah?
-Let me go.

I can't do that.

Look, it really wasn't my fault.

I mean, when you trace it all back,
it was Mrs Thatcher's fault.

I mean, I loved her.

And she was fucking nuts.

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So, so what?

Look, look, you're gonna
untie me, yeah?

Nah.

Second squad, hold your position.

Do not let a single one
out of your sights.

Third squad, you've got
two to your left.

Bloody cocks.

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-Will you help me?
-I know you're there!

For God's sake, do something!

Well, that's not gonna help, is it?

Okay, it was pretty helpful.

Thank you very much.

So quiet.

No, no, no.

Listen to me, Vanessa.

Get out of here.

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Isn't it?

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Stream it!

-Stream Mania!
-Come out!

Here, have one of mine!

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-Enemy down.
-We got him sir.

Keep searching.

We have a visual below
the signal, over.

There's too many of them.

We're gonna die out here.

Over here.

We found her, sir.

-We found her.
-Over.

We have a visual and an RPG
team in position, sir.

Awaiting orders.

All right, lads.

Who's winning?

Yeah, who's winning?

My trusting

Anyone else in here besides you two?

Well, there's a few hot pickers
in jars over there.

Yeah.

We, uh, pick our hosts
quite carefully.

Yeah?

Worked out a treat, hasn't it?

It's not over yet.

If anyone can do it, she can.

You all right, love?

Hold your position, soldier.

I, I, I don't hear very well.

Soldier, I said, hold your position!

They did terrible things to me.

Really, really terrible things.

Soldier!

You're safe now.

Come on, Buck.

Let's get you out of here.

We've barely two squads left, Colonel.

It's not enough to hold this place.

They're down as well, Mr. LaRouche.

There are only three of them
left in their hut.

They won't try that again.

Actually, sir, there's four.

Hello.

How's your evening panning out?

What do you want to do with her, sir?

Please, we have to kill her now.

She's too dangerous to hold.

Little old me, please.

Break out the threat.

Take it easy, you're not liable
to hurt yourself with that.

Are we the only ones who made it?

Not quite.

Perfect, my night's complete.

You and me both, Chuckles.

Where the bloody hell's
that number 11 run?

What are we gonna do?

Look, why don't you just
try talking to them?

Talking to them?

Yeah, you know, strike
up a little powwow.

What have you got to lose?

They want to exterminate us.

Yeah, well, you won't be getting your
deposit back, that's for sure.

Yeah, well, they're probably saying
the same thing out there.

Why don't you just go see
what the best offer is?

Okay. And, uh, how will we do that?

Well, you're not seriously asking
how much you face, are you?

Look, mate, I've been
around, you know.

I know the score.

I'm over 2,000 years old boy.

I fought the backlover Bella.

I followed Alexander through
Asia We conquered the

known world and we ruled as
gods Well, that's all

well and good and all that,
but What you done lately?

oh jeez

Oh, I'm just...

Come on, just let me...

Come on, let me down.

This is a stun.

What's your name?

I'm coming for you.

You should know better
than to hit a lady.

You're no lady, my dear.

You so much as lay a finger
on her, touch

her, or harm her in any
way, you will die.

You don't know what you're doing.

Maybe not.

But there is a cosmetic company that will
be here in the morning that do.

And then what?

And then?

Me and my men are going to retire.

Somewhere far away from here.

And very fucking sunny

The other three vampires
are back in the

farmhouse, sir, with,
uh, two worn bodies.

Any of ours?

Negative, sir.

I'm guessing it's the farmer and the
other one, the mystery guest.

Now, why haven't they killed them?

Maybe they're keeping
their options open.

It's what I would do.

It is, is it?

So tell me, A-Team, what would
their next move be?

What would you do?

I'd make a deal.

Don't you like what you see?

Completely healed.

They could be yours.

Every night, in every conceivable

way, for all eternity.

How many of you are there?

Enough to farm you like
cattle if we wanted.

So why don't you?

We like our meat organic.

Just as God intended.

But you love God.

More than you, I, Rachel.

How old are you?

Well, no, you're just being personal.

Wait till you see me in
daylight, darling.

It's a lot less flattering.

Oh, I plan to.

Make no mistake about that.

As soon as the colonel has his pressure
sample, which he will, see the light.

Now we shall share it together.

No.

No, no, no, no, no.

You hardly broke the skin.

Okay, and all those in favor
of Sebastian's idea?

No, he he doesn't get a vote.

Why not? Yes, he does.
No, no, he doesn't.

-Ah, fine.
-Three to one.

Go on, Severo.

Tell us how this plan works.

Well, you ever seen a
film called Zulu?

You're one of them!

I am God's envoy.

Be grateful it's still me who's
in charge, Mr. LaRousse.

There are others around here
who would see you burn.

Colonel, we've got movement.

It's definitely one of theirs.

And it's one of the humans
from the house.

There's a whole body and a cold
body walking up the hill, sir.

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That's far enough.

Good evening.

Good evening.

How are you lot doing out there?

We're holding our own.

How about yourselves?

Yeah.

We've seen better nights.

I imagine you have.

You wanted to talk?

Yeah, we wanted to go.

Go?

Go where?

Home.

Or abroad.

Basically anywhere this
isn't happening.

Then why should we let you go?

You ever seen Zulu?

The film, yes.

Well, there you go.

I shouldn't speed things along.

You're proposing an honourable
withdrawal.

Once at all, both sides leave the field
with mutual respect for each other.

Yeah, something like that.

How very civilised of us.

You know, you've killed
more of us in one

night than anyone else has
in a thousand years.

Your place in history is assured.

Supposing we did just let you go.

How do we know you wouldn't kill
us the moment you got out?

Because there's something
else we want.

My friend you're holding.

We're willing to trade one
of yours for one of ours.

What's your name?

What does that matter?

It doesn't.

Do you know what I have at the moment?

Tell me.

Certainty.

And for that, uncertainty
is no exchange at all.

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The Lord is my shepherd,
I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures.

He leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restores my soul.

He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness,
for his name's sake.

He, though I walk through
the valley of the shadow

of death, shall fear no evil,
for thou art with me.

Thy rod and thy staff come from thee.

Put a muzzle on that one.

Listen to me. Listen to me. You
can still walk away from this.

If you release us, you will live.

If you don't, you will die.

I disappoint my benefactors.

Whatever they're paying
you, we can double it.

Money's no object to us.

As tempting as that may seem, I am a

man of principles, and
they bribe me first.

I'm going to do something I haven't
done in over 600 years.

And what's that?

I'm going to enjoy killing you.

I like your confidence.

If only we could bottle that deal.

Section 3, come back.

Anyone out there heard anything
from Section 3?

You come.

I think that's it.

Shit.

Anyone in Section 3?

Hold on, we've got a problem.

There's something out here.

It's impossible. All our
targets are contained.

-Negative, sir.
-It's in the trees.

-Sir.
-Come in.
-Soldier.

What are your orders, sir?

We can't hold the ridge.

We'll be in cuts of pieces
out here, sir.

Come in, soldier.

Stop running!

Cover the retreat!

-We're trapped back here!
-Soldier!
-Sir.

What?

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-I'll kill him.
-Do it now.

No, please, Captain, don't do it.

You don't have to do it. Henry.
It's time for you to go now.

No, Vanessa, no, no.

Love ya.

Love you, too.

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In 200 metres, bear right.

In 200 metres, bear right.

You have reached your destination.

What, it's bollocks?

Turn around when possible.

Recalculating route

Wait, time out.

What?

Look mate, we don't have to do this.

Let's just pretend we ain't
seen each other.

Sounds good to me.

I wonder how you go, mate.

Can I let you into a little secret?

and do me a favor.

End.

Excuse me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

Stay back!

I'm not one of them. I'm
human, like you.

Don't come any closer.

There's something horrible out there in
the woods, something really horrible.

They're creeping about.

It's horrible. Please. Look, let's just pretend
we didn't see each other, yeah?

What?

Go our own separate ways.

No one needs to know.

What kind of attitude is that?

I mean, you're a soldier.

I'm a civilian.

You're supposed to protect me.

I pay my taxes, most of them,
most of the time.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, I guess so.

Hey, you got a car?

No.

You got a gun?

No, but I got a knife.

Well, that's not a knife, does it?

This is a knife.

I told you there was something
horrible out there, didn't I?

Yeah?

You're on my land, you
little fox-digger!

You killed a lot of my
friends tonight.

Thanks for that.

Come on then, let's go my chickens!

He was like this when I found him.

-Yes.
-Oh, you lucky bastard.

Hi, yes

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Going somewhere?

Come on, let me go.

After all we've been through.

I need a ride.

You got a car in you?

Sun's coming up, we can't
drive in daylight.

Will you let me go after?

Of course, Sebastian.

Why, nothing if not appreciative.

So,

I get the Duke's whole
territory then, do I?

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Get me out of here.

We'll discuss it later.

Boniface.

You're kidding, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, you can have the
Duke's territory.

That make you happy?

Yeah, that makes me happy.

Great, let's go.

Good meeting.

Just, uh, just give me a second, eh?

Wait!

You did it!

You made it!

Yeah, just about.

Watch your step-o.

Thanks for hanging around.

It's all right.

You know me.

Is that my suit?

Fair exchange is no robbery.

Vanessa?

No.

We're all that's left.

Well, you can still join us if
you want to change your mind.

I mean, what do you say, Mr. Boniface?

We have some vacancies,
cop-up, if you like.

Well, it's up to him.

We're all good lads.

Yeah.

I withdraw my objection.

There you go, Savo.

Want to join the family?

Um, actually... I cannot
think about it.

All right, think about it
while you're driving.

Thank you.

Let's get going.

Where we going then?

Anywhere but here, Sebastian.

Anywhere but here.

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Oh, right, yeah.

Sorry.

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