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Shikha, listen.
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Laila has already reached the office.
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- Hold on. Hold on.
- We can do it! What?
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Who is Laila?
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Dylan, this is very important.
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This has everything you need
to know about David and the business.
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Everything. Just refer to it.
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You just have to charm Laila the same way
you charmed all of Gugi's friends.
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This is an office.
But consider it your stage.
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You'll be able to do it, right?
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Don't worry.
I always have a trick up my sleeve.
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Oh, God
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Oh, sorry.
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We'll cancel the meeting.
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Why are you panicking?
This is a one-off.
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- It won't happen again.
- Give me your phone.
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- Phone.
- We'll take photos of this.
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- Okay...
- Okay. Here. Phone.
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- This...
- This isn't a smartphone!
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Is a person smart only
if he has a smartphone?
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Okay. Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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If you get stuck at any point,
read from here.
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And if the phone gets locked,
the passcode is 1311.
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- 1311.
- 11.
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- Yeah.
- 1311.
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- Read it.
- Yeah. "One..."
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Can we make it bigger? It's too small.
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Cancel the meeting!
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- We'll say that David had a heart attack.
- Heart attack?
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Is Laila Indian or Eastern European?
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- Lay-la or Laila?
- Dylan, I will start crying.
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Please don't be like one of those actors
who incessantly ask questions.
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It's my job. I have to prepare myself.
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Laila. Laila.
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We'll say that
it's a Delhi-belly situation.
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- Laila.
- The foreigner got an upset stomach.
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- Laila.
- Diarrhea from eating Indian food.
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- Say that he's got diarrhea.
- Laila...
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Laila.
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Yes?
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- Hi, Laila.
- Laila.
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Laila, I am David.
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Jones. I've been waiting for you.
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Ms. Laila.
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So, coffee? Tea?
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Me?
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Coffee.
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Coffee.
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Sugar?
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After all, why would a person
as sweet as you ever need sugar?
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Tissue.
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Better?
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Better.
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So, Laila,
I believe you are quite hands-on.
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I prefer a light touch.
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More than a light touch,
you seem to have a mysterious allure.
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There is no sign of you on the internet,
news, or legal systems.
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But still, you found me.
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These girls also keep telling me
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that I should have more
of a presence on social media.
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But I believe a real artist
shouldn't try to be seen,
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rather, he should find
a way into people's hearts.
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Artist?
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I mean, this isn't business for me.
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I think of it more as an art form.
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If you have such a philosophical outlook,
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why don't you fund their company yourself?
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He wants us to be self-made...
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So, tell me, Mr. Jones.
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What made you leave this very
important life of yours and come here?
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And, that too for merely two crores?
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Well, two crores is a very big amount.
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I only need five lakhs.
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Hold on.
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I am sorry. I will have to take this.
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Mr. Jones,
I can read your messages.
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- No need to tax yourself.
- Thank you.
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Please. Please.
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So... where were we, Laxmi?
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Laila.
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Of course. Laila.
How dare I forget that name?
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Forgive me.
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You were saying you only need five lakhs?
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I did need only five lakhs.
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And with that five lakhs, I established
my business worth crores.
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But the first five lakhs were
the most difficult.
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Similarly, this sum of two crores
is just as difficult for them.
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And the answer to your question is tax.
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I don't want to exist on the tax map
of certain regions.
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I am sure you understand.
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Forget all that.
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The most critical factor to consider
in business is its people.
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According to me,
you are the perfect person
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in every way.
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Laila.
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You are absolutely right.
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I am a good judge of people
and their intentions.
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So I have strict policies against fraud,
cheating, and cons.
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No tolerance.
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Nobody wants to work with frauds.
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Are you a fraud?
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I mean, I consider you a friend
and not a fraud.
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And I also believe that
I am a great fan of yours.
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Because what you have achieved
on your own merit,
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and you continue to,
is commendable.
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You are generous with praises.
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Will I get answers to my questions now?
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I want a fixed repayment plan.
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Are you interested
in Excel sheets or excellence?
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As far as numbers are concerned,
our financial wizard Anahita is there.
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Right?
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And Shikha must have explained
our marketing master plan to you.
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Of course.
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And obviously, you have not
called me here for my striking jawline.
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You see, Laila,
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like you,
I also don't trust anybody so easily.
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I am wise about the world.
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- Were all my decisions correct?
- Absolutely not.
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But I am nothing in front of these girls.
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I am zero, zilch.
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The kind of passion, drive,
and ambition they have,
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I have not witnessed it before.
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You asked me why I am not investing.
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Because I have already invested in them.
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I believe in them.
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Now we have to see
whether you will invest.
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Not in their business...
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but in them.
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You're a smooth talker, Mr. Jones.
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This kind of business
isn't my usual style.
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But there are special rules
for special people.
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Because their passion, perseverance,
and purpose are quite apparent.
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But the icing on the cake
is the fourth quality.
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Your jawline.
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It's quite captivating.
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Laila, O Laila!
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Now that we have become friends,
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I have a favor to ask you.
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Two crores
at the interest rate of 15 percent
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for one year.
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This way, we'll get to meet again.
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Deal?
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Deal.
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But I have one condition.
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Until the paperwork is completed,
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don't run away to Patagonia just yet.
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Because I'll keep dropping by,
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and we'll keep seeing each other.
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Your wish is my command.
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But first,
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let's make some beer.
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Yes!
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Oh. So gorgeous!
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O Laila
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Oh, my.
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It's done.
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- Was it okay?
- It was too good.
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This was as stressful as my board exams.
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Had we not been in such a state of panic,
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we would have definitely gotten exposed.
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I've got to go home now.
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I have to go home.
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Home sweet home.
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Please transfer five lakhs
to my account. Okay?
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- David.
- But, Dylan...
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Dylan. Dylan sir. Brother.
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We need some more help from you.
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Please.
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{\an8}My companion
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{\an8}My eternal partner, all day long
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{\an8}I find myself telling stories
That begin with you
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{\an8}My eternal partner, all day long
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{\an8}Life is nothing but the moments
I spend with you
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{\an8}My eternal partner, all day long
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{\an8}I find myself telling stories
That begin with you
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{\an8}My eternal partner, all day long
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{\an8}Life is nothing but the moments
I spend with you
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Wow.
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Mak, you have found such
a beautiful place.
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It's quite lovely.
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So much better than the photos, Shakes.
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Yeah. They don't do any justice.
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Dylan, you are a lucky chap.
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Home sweet home.
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Hello. Hello.
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What do you mean by home sweet home?
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We had discussed only one meeting.
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You shouldn't have flirted so much then.
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Now she is smitten by you.
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But that was David Jones. It wasn't me.
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Exactly. You are a method actor.
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So, you will finish
what David Jones has started.
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- What is in this?
- Very smart. Very smart.
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You told me it's a role of a lifetime.
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But it's become a role for a lifetime.
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Dylan, it's a great opportunity for you.
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Your career's greatest improv.
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You'll reject it? So easily?
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Priorities. Fine.
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But how can I leave my home alone?
It will miss me.
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I have never done that.
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This is not home.
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You are getting it all wrong.
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Sit. Come.
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Sit for two minutes.
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When a soldier leaves his home
and goes to the border,
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is he really leaving his home?
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Or is he saving it?
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The salary will be good.
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No bank. No builder. No hassle at all.
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The dreams that both
of you are showing me,
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can you put it in writing?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Here.
- Of course! Mak.
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We solemnly swear to
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honor this contract.
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Anahita.
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Shakes.
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Here. I will also sign.
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Okay.
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No. No. No, Dylan!
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You can't do that. You...
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As long as you are in Delhi,
you have to live as David Jones.
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Okay? Completely.
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Full-time.
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What do you mean?
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I mean, this style is the method
of method acting.
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You must know that.
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Don't worry.
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Take this.
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This has everything.
All contacts.
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There's a taxi app.
If you feel hungry, you can order food.
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And if there's any problem
at all... group chat?
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No. Call us.
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It's not a problem. We are there for you.
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Anytime you need us, we will be here.
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No, but this is a smartphone.
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- I...
- You are the smartest.
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Come on. Don't be very naughty. Okay?
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You will be just fine. Okay?
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Make yourself at home.
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- Bye, Dylan.
- Bye.
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Bye. Bye.
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Home sweet home.
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Hey, hey
Here we go
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- My buddy is my business partner
- Here we go
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I have such a buddy
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My buddy is my business partner
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Each moment is going to be merry
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Each moment is going to be merry
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Sir, consider this brewery
as your home.
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Here we have
our smaller fermentation unit.
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That's our Uni fermentation unit.
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The best decision is to shift
all your production here.
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Business partner
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My buddy is my business partner
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Here we go
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This is not a honeymoon hotel.
This is my office.
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I need it for my meetings.
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It's just for a few days. Please.
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Our office is almost ready.
264
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I will conduct the meeting
on the road then.
265
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Dylan. Dylan.
Dylan, this is for you.
266
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I'll pass.
267
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I know, it can be better.
268
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I will try again.
I am going to perfect it.
269
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No, no...
270
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My buddy is my business partner
271
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I have such a buddy
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My buddy is my business partner
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Each moment is going to be merry
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For our marketing...
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we need like a really big star.
276
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Yeah. Big star.
277
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,080
So I was thinking
we will make a small batch
278
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of Jugaaro mineral water.
279
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Like surrogate advertising.
280
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,120
Then he or she, whoever the star is,
can promote it.
281
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,880
You know what, Anahita. I have it.
282
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,560
- Yes, Firoo?
- You could fully sponsor a fashion show.
283
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,360
A fashion show now!
284
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,480
What planet are you guys on?
285
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,440
I mean, money?
286
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,280
Yes. I just remembered.
287
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,040
You can't afford a showstopper.
288
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,120
Never mind.
289
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,080
Continue with this.
290
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,520
You are saying
we can't afford a star, right?
291
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Yes.
292
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,040
- We can't even try?
- No.
293
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So I will have to think of something else.
294
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,400
Yes. Absolutely. No questions asked.
295
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,000
- Oh, man!
- Means...
296
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It's Jugaaro.
297
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,680
It's a great idea.
But we really don't have money.
298
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,440
I know.
299
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,440
- There. There.
- Not joking.
300
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,200
This is how the body should flow.
Look at this.
301
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,680
If you do it like that,
it will look vulgar.
302
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,600
If you stand before me and do it...
I mean, what are you even doing?
303
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,880
We don't have a star.
304
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,720
But we can make one.
305
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,800
David freaking Jones.
306
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,800
No freaking way.
307
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,000
Three pigeons have made
their nest in my house.
308
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:30,440
If I don't return home in
the next two weeks, they will take over.
309
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,800
Dylan, you are too much.
310
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,440
We can even lay down our lives for you.
311
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,680
Life, no. I just need to go back home.
312
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,560
Just one small thing before that.
313
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No. No.
314
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Just one.
315
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,080
No. No. No.
316
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Girls. Girls.
317
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,320
Are you ready?
Presenting to you the new and only...
318
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The Jugaaro takeover.
319
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,080
I am so proud of you.
320
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,040
Get into it!
321
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,800
Speaking of conspiracy,
my aunt is out on a morning walk.
322
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,080
And she's found this public art.
323
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:18,320
So it's on footpaths, it's on buses,
it's in marketplaces...
324
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,160
{\an8}-And it just showed up overnight?
- Overnight!
325
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,880
It's become a trend in Delhi
that you have to go and stand
326
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,520
and do something in front of it.
327
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,640
It looks like they're doing a "J."
328
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,440
Is it a "J"? I thought it was an "L."
329
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,560
It's a "J" and it looks like a man.
330
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:34,800
{\an8}The "J Man."
331
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:35,760
The J Man?
332
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,880
Rich people just wanna be famous.
So, why isn't he showing his face?
333
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,640
Because, dude, he's coming
out of really fancy cars
334
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:46,720
and he's wearing these really fancy suits.
So obviously this guy is like loaded.
335
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,400
{\an8}Do you think it's some Bollywood
person trying to make a comeback?
336
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,960
{\an8}What about cult leader?
337
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,440
- Who is the "J" man?
- Who is the "J" man?
338
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,680
- Comment down below who's "J" man.
- Yeah.
339
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,080
What is this all about?
340
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,280
Perfect.
341
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,400
Ms. Director.
342
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,560
- I am ready for my close-up.
- Oh. Okay.
343
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,080
Let's get into it.
344
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,920
Wonderful
345
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,320
Why are you smelling it?
346
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,320
This is fake beer.
347
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,880
That's how ads are shot.
348
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,560
Or else by the tenth take,
you would be all...
349
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,320
You know?
350
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,240
- We don't want that now.
- Madam,
351
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,080
- I am a one-take artist.
- All tipsy.
352
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,440
- Wow.
- Okay.
353
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,320
We will see.
354
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,280
- Let's do this.
- Ready? Okay.
355
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,040
And action.
356
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,640
You said my name. You remembered me.
357
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,480
Greetings to all of you
from David Jones.
358
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,720
Do you know why I am in India?
359
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:35,640
To tell you about the greatest gift
that India has given to the world.
360
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,040
Ayurveda? No.
361
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,040
Zero?
362
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:38,960
No.
363
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,400
Butter Chicken?
364
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,200
Well, close, but not quite.
365
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,080
The greatest gift that India
has given the world
366
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,960
is... Hack.
367
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,040
So that's why I bring to you
368
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,200
Jugaaro Beer.
369
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,000
Without a hack,
370
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,000
nothing is possible.
371
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,640
{\an8}IMAGINE J MAN JUST WALKS
INTO INDIA GATE ONE DAY
372
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,640
{\an8}THE INTERNET WILL GO CRAZY
373
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,400
So, this was my hack.
374
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,200
Now, you, you and you.
375
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,480
Show me your hack.
376
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,280
If I like your hack,
377
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:12,160
I will personally gift you
a case of Jugaaro.
378
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:15,200
So, would you like to meet me?
379
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,200
- Perfect.
- Cut.
380
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,520
Finally, girl.
381
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,440
- Was it good?
- Very Nice!
382
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,320
Good one, Dylan.
383
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,960
We finally know who "J" man is.
384
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:28,440
It's David Jones and this is the most
viral marketing I've ever seen.
385
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,400
It's absolutely insane.
386
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,560
I'm like wow!
387
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,080
O beautiful girl
I roam around just for you
388
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,040
The "What's your Jugaad?"
campaign is something they're doing
389
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,800
and it gives you a chance to meet him
and some of the hacks,
390
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,200
I'm not going to lie... very sexy.
391
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,800
Yeah! And the other ones...
392
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:47,880
a little weird.
393
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,080
There's no gas.
394
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,800
But Sahil has come up with a great hack.
395
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,000
See this, this is our hack.
396
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,000
"What's Your Jugaad?"
397
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,080
Hey, guys. This is my friend.
398
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,920
She missed her train,
399
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,320
and couldn't find a cab.
400
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,720
So this is her hack.
401
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,320
What do you think of her hack?
402
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,800
#What'sYourJugaad?
403
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,160
This is my husband's sleeping hack.
404
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,080
Go, Jugaaro!
405
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:08,960
I love that.
406
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,800
Here's my dad's hack
for beating the heat.
407
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,200
I never get sleep on the plane.
408
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,400
So this is my hack.
409
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,240
Can't chop onions without crying.
410
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,680
So here's my hack!
411
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,800
O beautiful girl
I roam around just for you
412
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,440
The local guys are fighting to impress you
413
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,080
Every day I drive through your lane
414
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,520
And you keep watching me from your rooftop
415
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,200
From far away, your eyes aim
At me full of emotion
416
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,240
- So this is her hack.
- Sir,
417
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,280
Jugaaro has got 500K followers.
418
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,080
They are making hilarious reels.
419
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,320
Can't chop onions without crying.
420
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,520
So here's my hack!
421
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,440
Jugaaro.
422
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,080
Cute.
423
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,400
It's just social media hype.
424
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,520
Their cheap Jugaaro cannot harm me.
425
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,040
The beer that we are trying today
is called "Jugaaro".
426
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,800
One of the followers actually sent me
these two bottles
427
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,760
and asked me to review it for my channel.
428
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,520
But before I try, one interesting thing is
429
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,000
that the image on the bottle
has a slight resemblance to me.
430
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,960
With the long hair, the mustache.
431
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,920
Little bit of that medley, Pablo vibes.
432
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,920
Lets try this Jugaaro Beer.
433
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,320
Bit citrusy on the nose,
a bit of acidity, let's taste it.
434
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,840
Has that very creamy feel.
435
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,240
That citrus lingers on,
it has a long finish.
436
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,000
With a fruity, lemon kick in the end.
437
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,960
It's like a premium craft beer.
438
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,480
Price is equivalent to a lager.
439
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,360
Kudos! You'll have made a good beer.
440
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,560
Do you have Jugaaro?
441
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,360
Jugaaro? Sorry.
It hasn't been launched yet.
442
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,960
Oh. When is it going to be launched?
443
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,040
No idea, ma'am.
444
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,680
Soon.
445
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,760
We will be launching soon.
446
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,400
Okay! Thank you.
447
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,000
BOBBY
WE WILL KILL IT!
448
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,720
{\an8}Guys, all set?
449
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,520
Guest list in order?
450
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,880
- It's all sorted.
- Superb.
451
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,040
- Sartaj, drinks. Are they chilled?
- It's all sorted.
452
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:15,960
Excellent.
453
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,000
Guests are going to be arriving soon.
454
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,240
Let's be ready.
455
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,560
- Hey, Makujina.
- Kabir.
456
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,760
- What's up?
- Everything under control?
457
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,040
Always.
458
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:23,960
Are you good?
459
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,040
I don't know why I am feeling nervous.
460
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,920
Stressed for your baby?
461
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,840
- Nothing like that.
- Really?
462
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:35,840
Don't worry.
463
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,600
Both of us have planned everything.
464
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,520
It's looking good.
465
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,440
Baby, this is a lot.
466
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,320
I can't thank you enough for this.
467
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,440
Of course. Your dreams are my dreams.
468
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,280
- Thank you.
- God!
469
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,120
This is so cheesy.
Kabir, please, get a room, you guys.
470
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,040
Hey!
471
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,680
You look amazing.
472
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:58,680
- Thank you.
- Excited?
473
00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,640
Firoo.
474
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,040
What's up, dear?
475
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,640
You guys are reaping
the reward of my hard work.
476
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:06,680
Your hard work?
477
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,520
Graphics.
478
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,760
Rent-free office.
479
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,800
- Guts, Anahita.
- Shut up.
480
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,560
Savor the moment. I can't believe
we are actually doing this.
481
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,720
Let's savor the drinks as well.
482
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:21,320
Oh. So, you can look good.
483
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,720
If you try.
484
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,760
Anyway!
485
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,000
Meet you later, darling.
486
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,760
All of them have come
to taste our Jugaaro?
487
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,880
We've made it this far.
488
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,600
Everything will go smoothly from here.
489
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:38,800
Do I look okay?
490
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,320
Does my hair look oily?
491
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,720
I can change.
492
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,200
No. Don't change anything.
493
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,000
Bobby, Anahita, let's take a picture.
494
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,640
Come. Come. Before I get mobbed.
495
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,440
Yeah. Come on.
496
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,280
Come.
497
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,400
Amazing, Bobby. Suit and all.
498
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,440
Is it your wedding suit?
499
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,160
Let me click a photo. Photo.
500
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,240
Alright.
501
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,280
Great.
502
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,880
What's this? It's like islands and all.
503
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,240
Come closer.
504
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,080
Put your arm around her, man.
She won't bite.
505
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,040
Anahita, don't bite.
506
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,560
Okay. Alright.
507
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,440
Jugaaro.
508
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,480
Okay!
509
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,400
That's it. Amazing!
510
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,560
Memories.
511
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,920
- Yes?
- Sir, Selfies.
512
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:25,840
Okay. Come.
513
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,000
Let's go there.
514
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,160
Are you ready for the grand launch
515
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,800
of your favorite craft beer brand...
516
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,360
Jugaaro?
517
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,920
I mean, y'all don't know this.
518
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,120
But I chose this name.
519
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,720
So it's my favorite.
520
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,000
So, are the paps here?
521
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,440
They were the first ones to come, ma'am.
522
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,920
- Oh, nice
- Oh! Great. Okay, inform PR, yes?
523
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,800
- I will.
- I want lots of photos everywhere.
524
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,600
Shakes, looking goo-- Oh!
525
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,280
- That's Malini Mathur! Blue dress.
- Where?
526
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,560
Oh! She wasn't even willing
to hear our pitch.
527
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,040
She is heading towards us.
528
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,640
Hi.
529
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,560
- Hi.
- Hi.
530
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,480
I am Malini.
531
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,960
Anahita. Lovely to meet you.
532
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,000
- This is Shikha.
- Shikha.
533
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,240
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
534
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,400
What you girls have pulled off here
is very interesting.
535
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,160
- Thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
536
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,800
And your marketing campaign... genius.
537
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,800
- That's all her.
- Genius.
538
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,720
Thank you.
539
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:24,560
I am very excited to see
if Jugaaro lives up to the hype.
540
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,040
Only the product can convert
the hype into legacy.
541
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,200
And we are very sure
of our product. So...
542
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,800
- We are super excited.
- Yeah.
543
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,080
Why don't you call me sometime?
544
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,280
We would love to.
545
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,880
- Good luck, girls.
- Thank you.
546
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,960
- Have fun.
- See you soon.
547
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,160
Laila.
548
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:45,840
Shikha.
549
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,960
Thank you for coming.
550
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,520
- It's a grand launch.
- Yes.
551
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,240
You've learned pretty quickly that
552
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,720
in order to earn money in business,
you need to spend money too.
553
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,520
I can see that.
554
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:00,680
Where is David?
555
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,520
Where have you hidden him?
556
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,880
Ever since the launch started,
there has been no news of him.
557
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,120
- He is in the green room.
- When will I meet him face-to-face?
558
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,080
He is going to go on stage now. So...
559
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,640
I will send him if he is free.
560
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,880
Yes? See you soon.
561
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,720
It will be your favorite in some time too.
562
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:23,280
Because the iconic David Jones
is about to arrive.
563
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,360
We'll have to be a
little patient for that.
564
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,080
So enjoy your mocktails.
565
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,040
The beer will flow shortly.
566
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,840
- All set.
- You don't need to worry this time.
567
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,160
The prompter will be in front of you.
568
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,800
You just have to read it while emoting.
569
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,760
You are an actor.
I don't need to tell you that.
570
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,920
Only read what is written.
571
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,440
Don't add anything else.
572
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,480
- No improv. Got it?
- No improv.
573
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,400
You got this.
574
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,040
{\an8}And now, what I have been waiting for.
575
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,320
{\an8}After the speech comes the beer.
576
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,000
{\an8}You have to take a sip with some swag.
577
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,440
{\an8}- And say, "Jugaaro!"
- Jugaaro!
578
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,520
Yeah?
579
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,360
This is real beer.
580
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,240
- I can't have this. No.
- He's joking!
581
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,160
- Funny.
- Good joke, Dylan.
582
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,320
Guys, it's not a joke. I am serious.
583
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,240
I am a recovering alcoholic.
584
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,000
- You are what?
- What?
585
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,040
I've been sober for 20 years.
586
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,440
I haven't even touched alcohol.
587
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,080
- What?
- I cannot drink this.
588
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,480
I will get sloshed.
From David, I will turn into Dylan.
589
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,400
If I drink, there will be a big problem.
590
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,040
For you, for me, for all of us.
591
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,360
Dylan, why do you always drop
a bomb on us at the last moment?
592
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,360
You guys never asked me.
593
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,800
We are a beer company.
594
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,520
You are the brand ambassador.
595
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,680
What is the need to ask you?
596
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,520
Hello. Do all cricketers
and actors consume tobacco?
597
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,840
- Come on, man!
- There is no connection between
598
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,440
the brand and the artist's habits.
599
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,320
What he said is quite profound,
but the timing is wrong.
600
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,000
- This is bad...
- You guys made me a brand ambassador.
601
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,160
I came here for one meeting
with Laila for one day.
602
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,160
That was the deal.
603
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,280
You guys made me stay here for months.
604
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,920
- How is it my fault?
- So is it our fault?
605
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,320
Guys, everybody outside is ready to drink.
606
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,720
If they don't get beer,
they will literally drink my blood.
607
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,640
Firoo, you go out.
You tell some jokes.
608
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,160
Just handle it.
Come on. Get going.
609
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,040
Why do I have to do everything?
610
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,120
- Okay. Okay. We have five minutes.
- Yes.
611
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,520
We have to arrange a fake beer
612
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,920
and pack it in our real bottle.
613
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,400
- Hold on.
- Bobby, ginger ale.
614
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,080
The way we used it in the ad.
615
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,600
- Guys. Guys.
- Ask Sartaj to get it.
616
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,760
- Yes?
- Yes?
617
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,720
We have a problem.
618
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,200
- Now what?
- What problem now?
619
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,280
Oh, my God. Seriously.
620
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:15,800
Shit.
621
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,800
This Walia's such a cockroach.
622
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,560
Just keeps emerging from anywhere.
623
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,200
- Sartaj! How will this work?
- Bobby.
624
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,480
What is your problem?
Don't you understand?
625
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,120
- Is it sorted?
- You will kill me.
626
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,720
Guys, what is going on? Is it done?
627
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,640
- Jugaaro!
- You explain it to him.
628
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,640
Please do it fast, guys.
629
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,760
- We don't have any more time left.
- Hurry up, guys.
630
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,480
- Come on, hurry.
- Okay. Wait.
631
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,480
- Yes.
- Look...
632
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,120
- Pour it!
- Not a bad idea.
633
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,600
- I have poured fake beer...
- Yes.
634
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,800
{\an8}and I have sealed it.
635
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,040
Now watch this.
636
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,600
- It's flat.
- So?
637
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,640
It doesn't pop.
638
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,360
What?
639
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,000
- If beer doesn't pop, it's a flop.
- What?
640
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,520
He has got a point.
It is part of the experience.
641
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,440
But we don't have any time
for this experience.
642
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,120
- We have to do it the right way.
- The beer needs to launch--
643
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,200
Wait. I'll sing for you.
644
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,320
Jugaaro! Jugaaro!
645
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,680
- Come on, hurry!
- Guys, what are you doing?
646
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,280
People are crying
after hearing Firoo's jokes.
647
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,360
- Let's go.
- We'll drink alcohol
648
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,640
- Guys, there is no time now.
- Let's do it.
649
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:08,560
It's done. That's it.
650
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:09,720
- Please.
- We're running out of time. Quickly.
651
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,720
He is the brand ambassador.
652
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,920
- Have to think of something.
- I know, Shakes. But it's our only option.
653
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,840
- Hello, ladies. Girls.
- Don't you understand?
654
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,240
I will do it.
655
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:19,760
Really?
656
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,280
- What?
- What?
657
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,480
Dylan, it's okay. You don't have to do it.
658
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,000
I will drink beer.
659
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:30,560
{\an8}Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together,
660
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,240
for the future of craft beer.
661
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:39,520
{\an8}The trailblazing J Man.
Mr. David Jones!
662
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,320
Alright, ladies and gentlemen.
663
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,600
Girls and boys.
664
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:54,480
Now, the moment
all of us have been eagerly waiting for.
665
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,600
The birth of our baby...
666
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:57,880
{\an8}Jugaaro.
667
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,760
I know the way in which you have all
668
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,920
{\an8}shown acceptance and love for me.
669
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,120
{\an8}You will show the same acceptance
and love for Jugaaro.
670
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:12,320
{\an8}So, let's hear it for...
671
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,440
{\an8}Jugaaro!
672
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,320
Jugaaro!
673
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,880
{\an8}Live Jugaaro. Drink Jugaaro.
674
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,440
{\an8}What's your Jugaad?
675
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,800
{\an8}- Jugaaro!
- Jugaaro!
676
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,400
{\an8}- Jugaaro!
- Jugaaro!
677
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,440
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
678
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,560
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
679
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,240
Yes.
680
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:14,600
Finally.
681
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:21,120
The great Mr. David Jones.
682
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,880
- Wow.
- Nice to meet you.
683
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,880
Have we met before?
684
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,400
You really look familiar.
685
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,200
I travel a lot. I meet many people.
686
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,720
So I don't think we have met before.
687
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,560
{\an8}- Excuse me.
- Hold on. Hold on.
688
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,120
What's the hurry?
689
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:39,600
Yes.
690
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,680
Now I remember who you remind me of.
691
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,720
{\an8}This larger-than-life personality.
692
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,920
This adventurous style.
693
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,800
This jet-set-go lifestyle.
694
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,600
Caught you.
695
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,040
What do you mean by caught me?
696
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:14,360
There is a lot of difference
between real business,
697
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,440
and social media hype.
698
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,960
A person might try hard to copy,
699
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:25,200
but there can be only one Vikram Walia.
700
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,600
Oh...
Vikram Walia. I...
701
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,320
The name strikes a bell.
Vikram Walia. Vikram Walia. Excuse me.
702
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,320
{\an8}You see, an overload of information.
703
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,480
{\an8}I make notes and keep references.
704
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,400
{\an8}So don't mind.
705
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,280
Vikram Walia.
706
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,600
Oh, yes. Found it.
707
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,880
Vikram Walia.
708
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,720
Owner of Silver Tusk.
709
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,640
Idiot. Cunning. Cheater.
710
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,600
He makes sewage water.
Stole Sunjoy's recipe...
711
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,520
Hey.
712
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,320
How can you take somebody's phone?
713
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,320
Excuse me?
714
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,840
- Hello, excuse me?
- Hey...
715
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,480
- Thank you. Thank you for coming.
- Thank you.
716
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,200
- Thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
717
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,600
- Thank you.
- Girls, don't get angry.
718
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,600
I think I screwed up.
He snatched the phone from my hand.
719
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,960
- Who does that?
- Phone?
720
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,080
What?
721
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:14,040
Yes. I have some fans
who want to take pictures. Excuse me.
722
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:28,040
If I want, I can crush you right now.
723
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:36,160
But I took pity for the sake
of my old friend, Sunjoy.
724
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,440
He was my friend.
725
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,160
He had decency.
726
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,520
Dignity.
727
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,040
Grace.
728
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,160
You don't have any of his qualities.
729
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,600
In fact, you are nothing like Sunjoy.
730
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,920
Nothing at all.
731
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,080
Good.
732
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:58,920
His grace...
733
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,840
You took advantage of that.
734
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,680
If a daughter doesn't learn
from her dad's mistakes,
735
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,960
then it's not just a faux pas,
736
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,160
it's foolishness.
737
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,040
And I have learned this one thing.
738
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:18,160
In order to defeat a bully,
you have to become a bully yourself.
739
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:19,800
Bully?
740
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,440
We plucked the millet ear tenderly
741
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,360
Twisted it off the stalk gently
742
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,960
The millet grain
743
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,800
Twisted it off the stalk gently
744
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,040
We plucked the millet ear tenderly
745
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,400
Sir, ma'am, one photo, please?
746
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,160
Sure.
747
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,920
Twisted it off the stalk gently
748
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,200
We plucked the millet ear tenderly
749
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,560
Ready for a fight, sweetheart?
750
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,560
I thought you would never ask.
751
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,160
Twisted it off the stalk gently
752
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,520
People try to clash
With me like they're hyped up
753
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,480
Now look, my name is known
In every street
754
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,160
These guys don't really know me closely
53980
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