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They're in that same spot again.
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I've definitely found something.
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There's something going on.
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Is it ready?
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Lights on.
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Right.
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Give me the control.
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All right. Gently does it.
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I'm lifting off in-a three, two, one.
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Up she goes.
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How do you make it steady,
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stop it going up?
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Just let go of the joystick.
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Still going up.
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Yep. Just try flicking it down.
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Still going up, is it?
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Yep.
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Yeah, that's really high now.
How high is it supposed to go?
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Well, how am I supposed to
know? It's not responding.
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How do you make it come down?
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Here, let me see.
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Can you see it?
Only just.
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No. No, I'm losing it. It's gone.
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No... Yeah, yeah, there.
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No.
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No, I can't see it.
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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant!
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So, that's it, is it?
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It just keeps going until it's in orbit?
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How long do the batteries last?
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20 minutes.
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I thought you said you could
fly one of these things?
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I never said that.
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Well, why did you keep letting it go up?
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I was trying everything.
It just wasn't responding.
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It just kept going up and up and up.
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Well, you can tell that
to the insurance company.
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Why me? Because, Paul,
you're the one I thought said
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could fly one of these things.
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Whoa!
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Did you see QI this week?
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Yeah.
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Never thought I'd say this but I
think I prefer Toksvig to Fry.
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Controversial.
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Well, don't you think she is better?
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I'm not prepared to stick
my neck out that far, mate.
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She's certainly doing a good job.
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Big shoes to fill, literally.
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Why literally?
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Stephen Fry has got big feet.
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But she doesn't literally
have to wear his shoes.
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Well, actually, they've got
a rule. They... Who's this?
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All right?
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Morning.
Metal detectors, are you?
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You could say that.
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Are you one of them?
One of the solar people.
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Tree clearance. Getting
rid of nuisance trees.
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That's quite a slogan.
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Your life must be filled with joy.
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Eh?
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Nothing. Not getting
rid of this one, though.
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Yeah, this one's going. Yeah.
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What? Why?
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What nuisance is this one causing?
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Shadow.
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One small patch?
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Yeah, you see, the sun, see,
it travels through the sky
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and that patch covers
half an acre in a day.
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That's a lot of sunlight all
wasted on a tree. See ya.
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That's depressing.
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Shouldn't we do something about it?
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Like what? Save the tree?
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Well, shouldn't we?
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I mean, we don't want
the tree to be cut down.
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No.
So we should probably try and save it.
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So how do you save a tree?
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Well, traditionally, you chain
yourself to it, don't you?
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One of us chains ourself to the
tree and the other one goes
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and gets the press.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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Yes, it's a bit embarrassing.
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Yeah.
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Bat box.
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What's that?
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Bat box is what we need to save that tree.
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Whack a bat box up there,
bats start roosting.
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Boom. They can't touch it.
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Yeah?
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Yeah. It's the same as
great crested newts.
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You can have a muddy puddle, essentially,
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but as soon as one of those
slippery bastards rocks up,
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it becomes a Site of
Special Scientific Interest.
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Scourge of the developer.
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All right, well, you
should get on to that, then.
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Build a bat box.
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Uh. Maybe I will.
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Oh, I wish I had a shed.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry, mate. I forgot.
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What did you do with your tools?
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Well, they're in crates
in the garage going rusty.
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What, you mean you didn't wipe
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em down with an oily rag
before you put 'em away?
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Well, yeah, obviously.
I was being dramatic.
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Oh.
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I see.
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What you got?
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Carpet stair rod holder.
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Yeah. I've had a couple of them.
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Must have been a flight
of stairs here somewhere.
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Hello?
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Toni?
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Hi, Kate. What are you doing here?
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I don't know which is the front door.
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Come down this end.
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Oh, don't I need to say something?
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Like, to be invited on board.
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You're thinking of vampires.
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Oh.
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Ooh!
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Oops. Thanks.
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This place is amazing.
Thanks. It was my grandparents'.
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No way. How long have you lived on it?
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About three years.
And it makes my dad heave.
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He hasn't even got this far.
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He doesn't even like
looking at it from dry land.
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You know he's only ever seen the sea once.
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He told me that.
Don't expect beach holidays.
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I'm not expecting anything.
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I'm going to move out of my dad's flat.
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I'm going to find my own place.
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Why? He likes you being there.
Yeah, I know.
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That's why I've stayed so long.
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He's afraid I'm going to disappear again,
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which is I haven't told him yet.
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So why are you telling me?
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I just want you to know that I
won't be around all the time.
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I won't be in your way.
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You've never been in my
way. That's not fair, Kate.
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Don't do anything on my account,
because I don't even know
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if your dad and I are
still seeing each other.
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Please don't break up with my
dad. He thinks the world of you.
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Kate... He let Maggie stay
because he's a kind and decent guy.
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Did he send you here?
Yeah.
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He said, "Nip down and tell Toni
that I'm a kind and decent guy."
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No, of course not.
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I just felt bad because I'm the
one who let her in the flat.
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I didn't know who she was.
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Look, Kate. I... I don't
want to discuss it with you.
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Your dad and I will either
sort it out or we won't
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but I don't need advice or
character references, thanks.
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I know he's a decent guy, that's
why I'm going out with him.
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So you've not broken up?
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Shut up, please! I don't want
to talk about it with you.
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I feel like I'm back at sixth
form talking about boyfriends.
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I'm too old for this.
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All right. I'll back off.
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I've said my bit.
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I just worry about him, you know?
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I know.
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Huh! I love your ship.
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It's a boat, really.
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I love it. I'll see ya.
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Steve, can I find a safe home for this?
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What's that, a porcupine?
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Porcupine? You serious? It's a hedgehog.
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I thought hedgehogs were flat.
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The squashed, dead ones are flat.
The live ones are... spherical.
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All right, Richard Attenborough.
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It's David.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Been calling you Andy.
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Grab this for me, mate?
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Oh, sorry, mate. I'm not actually...
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Come on! It's killing me.
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Hello.
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Hey.
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What's in the crate?
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Please step away from the crate.
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Kate came to see me, did she tell you?
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To your place? What for?
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To tell me what a swell
prince of a guy you are.
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I'm not that great.
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That's what I said.
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She come aboard?
Yep.
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Did she puke?
No.
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Turn a pallid yellow?
No.
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Not hereditary, then.
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The reason I let Maggie stay was cos
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I don't have any feelings for her anymore.
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I could just treat her
as a guest, but with you,
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I'd want it to be just us.
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OK. That's quite sweet.
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Yeah? Shall I go on?
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See what happens.
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Well, that was it, really.
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Kate's got her own room.
She wouldn't disturb us.
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Well, that's not it, is it?
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I mean, the thing is,
would we disturb her?
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Huh?
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You know?
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Not really.
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Well, it's a question of acoustics.
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Acoustics?
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Oh, God, you know, soundproofing.
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The thought of Kate hearing any goings-on.
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Don't laugh.
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It's hard enough as it is, you
know what I mean, it's awkward.
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So what are you thinking, egg boxes?
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I was thinking egg boxes, actually,
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cos there's a stack of
em in the warehouse.
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Big sheets of 'em.
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I... I can't tell her to
leave. I just can't do it.
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You know what?
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I think she might be ready to go
but she thinks you'll be upset.
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What makes you think that?
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She told me.
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She told me she was going to start
looking for a place of her own.
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Where? Here?
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Oh, close by. Yeah.
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Oh, well, that's... that's different.
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I mean, if she wants to,
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I mean, I just didn't want
it to come from me, but...
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I could help her to look for
a place, if it's around here,
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she doesn't have much stuff,
she doesn't need much space.
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And then what?
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You could move in, if you want.
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OK. Do you want?
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I do.
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I'm not selling my boat, though.
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You don't have to.
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I'll be able to find a tenant,
although it is very small.
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Well, you know, let's see if Kate
can find somewhere for herself
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and then you could advertise for a tenant.
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That's probably the obvious thing to do.
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Yes. Yes, I think so.
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Cheers, Ray.
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Phone!
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The thing is, there's this house.
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I found this house and I
think it could be amazing.
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Who's that? Da-da.
Hello?
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The thing is there's this house.
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Are you on your way back?
You on the way home?
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I found this house and I
think it could be amazing.
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Andy?
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I found this amazing place.
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Andy?
I've found a house. I found a house.
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Let's listen to Daddy talking to himself.
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I found this house, Becky. I found this...
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Becky, I found a house. I've...
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I've found this house and I think
it could be within our means.
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There's a lot of work to do on
it but I could do the work myself.
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In fact, I think that's what I want to do.
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The only thing is I've quit my job.
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I have to tell you at this
point, though, Becky...
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Not at this point, it's stupid.
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I have to come clean,
Becky. I quit my job.
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Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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Hello?
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Anybody home?
260
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,230
What?
261
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,920
Hello?
262
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,520
Have a nice day?
263
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,990
And my mum knew?
264
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,830
Yeah.
265
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,594
That doesn't make it all right.
266
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,954
Half makes it all right.
No, it doesn't.
267
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,634
You wait till you see this house.
That will make it all right.
268
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,394
So tell me what it's like.
No.
269
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,674
I want to know your first impression.
270
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,634
But you have to imagine what it could be,
271
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,634
so don't look at the holes in
the roof or the broken window.
272
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,114
So my second impression?
273
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,354
Yeah. I want to know
your second impression.
274
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,074
How can we afford a house?
275
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,794
It's an auction and there's no reserve,
276
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,554
so we just take what we've got
and bid what we can afford.
277
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,114
We haven't got anything.
278
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,514
We've got some savings.
279
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,194
Andy, we've got ten grand.
280
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,314
That buys a deposit on a flat,
not a three-bedroom cottage in
281
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,954
half an acre of land.
282
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,514
Well, if you don't try, we'll never know.
283
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,880
You're a dreamer.
284
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:43,144
You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one.
285
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,120
I hope some day...
I get it.
286
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,510
Imagine.
287
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,994
Oh, Andy, what have you
fallen in love with?
288
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,430
It's beautiful, isn't
it? I mean, it could be.
289
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,670
Who's going to do the work? You?
290
00:17:58,720 --> 00:17:59,910
Yeah.
291
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:03,434
Single-handed? Single-handed,
baby. That's what I want to do.
292
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,154
I'll be a full-time hobbyist.
293
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,154
I'll take Stan to school, I'll pick him up
294
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,834
and in-between I'll build us a
house with roses round the door.
295
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,554
I haven't seen you so enthused
since we got back from Africa.
296
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,754
So, what? You'd give up archaeology?
297
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,834
Yeah. For a couple of years, I would.
298
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,674
And then I'll have time to fix the
shingles, I'll have time to fix
299
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:24,234
the door, I'll have time to oil the
hinges and to mend the windows...
300
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,474
Shut up! I get it. Go and find Stan.
301
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,994
There could be bear
traps or a hidden well.
302
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,133
I'd pay extra for a hidden well.
303
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,200
Bucket it! Bucket it!
304
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,234
So, you been to an auction before?
305
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,800
No, I but I see 'em every day on TV.
306
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:30,714
Homes Under The Hammer, Property
Lottery, Auctions-Auctions-Auctions.
307
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,234
You got the Auctions Channel?
308
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,910
No.
309
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,150
Well, all you need is confidence.
310
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,950
Exactly.
311
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,270
So, how much cash you got?
312
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,670
About 12 grand.
313
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:47,270
Bloody hell. Well, you're going to
need more than confidence, then.
314
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,350
Here, you fancy moving on to a houseboat?
315
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,994
Well, that would be a brilliant
move with a two-year-old.
316
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,754
Toni's looking for a tenant
so she can move in with me.
317
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:59,710
Yeah? Hmm. So if you hear
of anyone looking for somewhere.
318
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,280
What about Kate?
319
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:06,600
Good idea. Yeah. I'll ask
her if she knows anyone.
320
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:13,470
Wait a minute! I've come
up with an even better idea.
321
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,790
I am a genius.
Go on.
322
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:20,470
Kate could move on to the narrowboat
and they could do a straight swap.
323
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,474
That is a good idea. I
wish I'd thought of that.
324
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,230
Yeah. Yeah.
325
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,990
She doesn't get seasick like
me, doesn't have much stuff
326
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,674
and she loves the boat.
327
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,554
Like, I say, I wish I'd thought of that.
328
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,550
Housing problem fixed.
329
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,928
It looks like I've come up
with the perfect solution.
330
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,310
Couldn't come up with a few
grand for me, could you?
331
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,400
Yeah. We just gotta
find it. A pot of gold.
332
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,000
We've got a week.
333
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,920
Oh, bollocks. We're too late.
334
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,510
They've sealed it off.
335
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,600
Damn!
336
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,354
They must have come
some time after we left.
337
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,270
If only we got here
before they put this up.
338
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,600
Ah, well. At least we tried.
339
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,390
Hang on.
340
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,480
What?
341
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,933
There's no-one around for miles.
342
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,680
What you saying?
343
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,453
I don't know. It's just...
344
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,154
Oh, nothing, nothing.
345
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,710
No, go on. What are you thinking?
346
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,227
I reckon I could get under that tape.
347
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,830
What, you...?
348
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,714
I know, you're right. It's stupid.
349
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,550
No.
350
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,000
No, I reckon you're on to something.
351
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,280
Keep watch.
352
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,480
Done?
353
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,914
Felt good, didn't it, being an activist?
354
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,674
We were like ninjas, environmental ninjas.
355
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,680
Yeah. So, when do the bats turn up?
356
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,754
I don't know, tonight?
357
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,074
Oh, well, you reckon
they'll move straight in?
358
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,954
I haven't really thought about it.
359
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:58,184
I suppose it takes a while, doesn't
it, for them to find the boxes?
360
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,550
Oh, here we are, look.
24-hour bat helpline.
361
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,954
Shut up, there isn't.
362
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,514
There bloody is, look. Bat Action Trust.
363
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,270
"After hours our calls are
redirected to bat volunteers."
364
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,360
Do it.
365
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,560
Hello. Er...
366
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,510
I'm on hold.
367
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,840
Busy time.
368
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,240
Oh, it's ringing.
369
00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:26,870
Ah!
370
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,760
Paul, turn your phone off. Paul!
371
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,554
Can you switch your phone
to airplane mode, please?
372
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,670
It's interfering with my Arado.
373
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,830
Hello? 24-hour bat
helpline. How can I help?
374
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,990
Oh, yes.
375
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,594
I've got a bat question for
you, uh, a bat query for you.
376
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,594
Oh, I'll certainly do my best to help.
377
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,834
What's the nature of your bat enquiry?
378
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,270
Yeah. Well, basically,
we've installed a bat box.
379
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,120
How soon can we expect
the bats to turn up?
380
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,114
Well, ideally, you want to plant
some wild flowers that will attract
381
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,434
the insects and invertebrates
upon which the bats feed,
382
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,710
or, as we like to say,
provide bed and breakfast.
383
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,950
Oh, yeah, bed and breakfast.
384
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,274
Yeah, we haven't got time
for any of that, so...
385
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,034
what's the quickest we
could expect them to...
386
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,030
What's the world record?
387
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,314
Can you hurry up, please?
388
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,754
It's the bat phone.
389
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,594
Well, why has it come through to you?
390
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,754
I'm further up the list than you are.
391
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,554
Yep. Well, it's entirely possible
the bats may have already used
392
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,000
the tree to roost.
393
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,874
Look, I got a missed call.
It's supposed to be for me.
394
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,480
Let me speak to him.
395
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,190
And where's this tree situated?
396
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,794
Let me speak to him.
397
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,840
But that's...
398
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,630
Hello, there. Bat Action Trust.
399
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,114
24-hour bat helpline. You're
through to Philip Peters.
400
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,274
Sorry about that.
401
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,554
A bit of a mix-up with
the old switchboard.
402
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,840
You're now through to a
more senior member. Hello?
403
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,360
Uh, nobody there.
404
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,470
What? No. What?
405
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:07,590
You're not telling us that you
two are the... the bat man.
406
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,390
Oh, I see. Another hoax call, is it?
407
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:14,390
You pull that stunt with one
of the other emergency services,
408
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,800
you get arrested.
409
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:17,794
Come on, Paul.
410
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,270
No.
411
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,430
Pardon?
412
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,070
No, Phil. This looks real.
413
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,114
I think these guys need our help.
414
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,253
Let me see your bat credentials.
415
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,160
It's genuine.
416
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,630
Where's this tree?
417
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,800
Back up there.
418
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,794
Could be bats there already.
Yeah?
419
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,034
Yeah. A good area for bats.
How do we find out?
420
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,840
I'll have to come back, bring my detector.
421
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,790
Bat detector?
422
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,114
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. The... the... the...
423
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,240
hold on.
424
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,994
Found a way we can be
useful to you, have we?
425
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,590
Oh, here we go.
426
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,234
What do we get out of it?
427
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,674
What do you mean?
You get to save a tree.
428
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,074
The Bat Action Trust...
429
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,190
Oh, B-A-T, I just got that.
430
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,074
Oh, that's clever. Is
that another one of yours?
431
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,634
The Bat Action Trust gives Paul
and I the authority to slap
432
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,070
a temporary preservation
order on any tree we want,
433
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:25,234
providing, of course, we both agree
that it is of special interest.
434
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:30,280
So, I shall ask again,
what do we get out of it?
435
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,640
What do you want?
436
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,840
We want that field.
437
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,120
Sly bastards.
438
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,630
We can't.
439
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,150
Oh... I couldn't stand it.
440
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,514
Imagine if he was to find the rest
of my hoard with his crappy Arado.
441
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:55,560
No. I'd rather nobody found it.
442
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,314
Well, nobody will have a chance in a week.
443
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,074
Maybe it's time to open it
up, get everybody down here,
444
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,074
next weekend before we lose it.
445
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,440
Oh, I don't know.
446
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,320
A week to find it, mate.
447
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,600
Oh, I know it's there.
448
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,360
Under our feet.
449
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,080
Under the loamy earth, waiting for us.
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