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Do I look different?

Could people see it on my face that I am no longer a virgin?

That I am now a woman?

Why? What's up?

Uh, did Ralph stop by?

Mm -hmm.

I'm hoping he was a perfect gentleman.

Oh, he was.

I like your friends.

Well, he did have only good things to say about you.

He read me the right act for not teaching you what a wrench is, though.

Oh.

Is that a new perfume?

Well, maybe it's just, you know, the fun I've been getting with Sarah.

Color.

Maybe.

Did you want to talk about anything else?

No. No, not really.

I was just thinking.

Thinking about?

What?

Just how lucky I am to have you.

And that things between your mom and I are not good.

Oh, really?

I have a feeling we're going to be filing for divorce.

Oh my God, I did not know that.

Really? You haven't noticed your mom is never around?

Lately? I guess not.

Yeah.

Yeah, so I just don't want to lose you.

Oh, you won't.

All right.

I got stuff I got to go do, kiddo.

But you behave.

Okay, Dad.

Ashley, you home already?

No, it's me.

Is Ashley not here?

No, she went to the movies with her cousin.

Freddie and I broke up.

I don't know when I broke it off, but it was my first one, you know?

Yeah, yeah, I get that.

Did you want to talk about it?

Thank you, sir.

Please, call me Joseph.

Okay, Joseph.

So, what happened?

Well, I guess...

I told him that, you know, because we're going to different colleges, it was

just the right thing to do, you know. And it was fine at first until I went

and started crying, and I thought I would come talk to my best friend.

Well, she'll be home in, like, an hour or so.

You know, I'm really glad you're here, though.

You've always been, like, so supportive.

Being a dad.

Ashley is so lucky to have you.

You know, a lot of the girls, like, talk about how cute you are.

Ashley did say you have kind of a crush on me.

She did?

Oh, I'm not mad.

Don't worry. Okay, good.

Um, well, I mean, she's not lying.

And it's totally normal.

Normal? Yeah, to have a crush on your friend's dad. I had a crush on my best

friend's mom.

Well, do you have a crush on me?

That is not an appropriate question for me to answer.

Why? We're both adults here.

Farrah.

You don't like me?

What's the matter?

I'm married, Sarah.

Oh?

So I have a wife.

And I'm your best friend's stepdad.

I mean, you've been flirting with me this whole time, haven't you?

And, I mean, you brought me up here.

Aren't you just a little bit curious?

It's just a lot.

I mean, my wife is leaving me.

I could never imagine leaving a guy like you.

Yeah, but I should have done better.

I should have been a better husband.

You have nothing.

to feel guilty for.

And, I mean, I could use a romance.

Are we moving too fast?

Mm -mm. Not fast enough.

Thank you.

Very nice.

Thank you. And even better.

Make you take these off.

You think you could eat my pussy?

You're asking?

Yeah,

I can definitely do that.

Uh -huh.

about it for quite some time.

Oh.

So long.

Thank you.

It feels like.

Fuck no.

Fuck me harder, daddy.

Make me cum.

Oh, Eric.

Oh, Eric. Oh, Eric.

Oh, Eric.

Oh, Eric.

Oh, Eric. Oh, Eric.

Oh, Eric.

Fucking doing that.

Oh, my God.

Why? Why? Why, bitch?

Yeah. Why is it a she one? I'm fucking Sarah.

Yeah. And why is it the fucking hat one?

No, bitch. Fuck you.