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Attention, students, this is Principal Mullins.
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Staircases at school will hence forth
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be replaced with waterslides.
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Awesome!
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I'm gonna bring
my pool noodle.
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Gotcha.
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Lawrence?
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Oh, that's one of
those...
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What is that?
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It's my new invention.
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Oops.
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It's my new invention:
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the Voice Modulator
9,000.
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It can make you sound
like anyone you want.
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I've programmed in
Principal Mullins' voice
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and a few others.
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That's so cool.
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So no pool noodle?
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Freddy's a way better skater than me.
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I could never shred like him.
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Yes, I can!
Shut up!
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Make me.
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Yeah, well,
maybe I will, Tomika.
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Wait...
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Hey, dudes and dudettes,
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I wrote a song about
Halloween.
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The chords are
F#, D, A and E.
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Got it?
All right.
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That's it.
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L Train, give me some
spooky organ.
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Nice!
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That's it,
let's rock!
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♪ There's a chill
in the air ♪
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♪ Something
there in the shadows ♪
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♪ What you see right now
makes your heart stop cold ♪
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♪ Is this
a nightmare or a dream? ♪
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♪ Clock strikes 12:00
everybody scream ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Dancing with
the undead ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ It's good to be
alive ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Don't go
losing your head ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Gotta party like
a zombie tonight ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Dancing with the undead ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ It's good
to be alive ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Don't go losing
your head ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Gotta party like
a zombie tonight ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na ♪♪
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And as you can
tell by that song,
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I am super pumped for
Halloween tomorrow.
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Halloween...
that's happening.
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My mom's been working on my
Jack Black costume for weeks.
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She doesn't really know
what he looks like.
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What are you
gonna wear, Zack?
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This.
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That's a terrible
costume.
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Unless your costume is
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"boring guy who doesn't know
how awesome Halloween is."
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In which case it's genius.
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Unfortunately,
Principal Mullins
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banned Halloween at
Travis Prep.
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What?!
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You can't ban
Halloween.
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Halloween is
like rock-'n'-roll!
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It belongs to
the people!
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And there's candy.
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We'd love to
celebrate Halloween
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but all we get is the stupid
Fall Harvest Festival.
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The highlights are a speech
from Principal Mullins
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and a contest
for best gourd.
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The prize is
a pizza party
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which Clark's class
always wins.
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The worst part is he
can't even eat cheese.
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He just rings the grease
into his mouth.
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You can't just give up
on Halloween!
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You're kids!
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It's your sacred duty to
dress up and stuff your face
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with candy until
you puke.
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Barfing up
candy corns is just a...
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sweet, sweet dream,
Mr. Finn.
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Do not give in
to authority.
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Some very wise men
called the Beastie Boys
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once said,
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"You've gotta fight for
your right to party."
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And by "party" they
meant "trick-or-treat."
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Would it kill you to reference
Katy Perry just once?
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Yes!
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What I'm trying to say is
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you gotta enjoy it
while it lasts
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'cause you get
to a certain age
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where going house to house
and asking for candy is
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"creepy,"
or "inappropriate"
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or "it's not Halloween."
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Put your back
into it, men.
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Do you think they hand out
pizza parties
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for splotchy squash?
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Hey, Freddy.
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Are you ready to
lose your third
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Harvest Festival in a row?
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No one cares
about the stupid
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Harvest Festival
but you, Clark.
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Everyone else
likes Halloween.
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Face it, hairdo,
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as long as Principal Mullins
is in charge,
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there'll be
no Halloween here.
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Ma'am, you're
obviously sick.
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You need to go home.
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Yes, I'm sick.
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Sick of you hovering,
Vice Principal Sternhagen.
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I've never taken
a sick day
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and I'm not gonna start
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the day before my
Harvest Festival speech!
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You know, if your
mucus is green,
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you should seek medical
attention immediately.
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According to whom?
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According to the "What Color
Is Your Snot?" chart.
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I have never felt better
in all my...
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Yup, it's green.
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Ugh,
that came out of me?
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Ugh, fine, fine,
I'll go home.
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Mr. Sternhagen,
wipe your face.
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You look disgusting.
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As acting principal,
I'll keep a firm grip
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on discipline while
you're gone.
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You're 12, Clark.
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Mr. Sternhagen will be
acting principal.
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Yes!
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In your face, Clark!
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Keep it together,
Arnold.
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This is not a drill.
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Ooh... got him
right in the gourds.
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♪ Stop telling me to
read between the lines ♪
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♪ It all adds up to
one thing ♪
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♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪
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♪ If you think you're gonna
lose your cool ♪
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♪ Well sometimes
you gotta break the rules ♪
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♪ Hey show me what you know ♪
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♪ Give it up to rock-'n'-roll
'cause we ain't gonna stop ♪
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♪ If you're feeling like
you're getting schooled ♪
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♪ There's an answer right
in front of you ♪
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♪ Hey show me what you know ♪
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♪ Give it up to rock-'n'-roll
'cause we ain't gonna stop ♪
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♪ Hey are you ready to rock? ♪♪
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Are you sure we should
be doing this?
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It seems
kind of shady.
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You heard what
Mr. Finn said.
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Every kid deserves
a Halloween.
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I say we go for it.
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Hmm.
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Now that I hear myself
say it, I'm on board.
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Acting Principal Sternhagen,
how may I help you?
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This is Principal Mullins.
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Oh!
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Hello, ma'am.
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I was just busy
breaking children's spirits.
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My turn.
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Cancel the Harvest Festival.
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Instead, tomorrow the school will celebrate Halloween.
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I want spooky decorations
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and all the kids trick-or-treating.
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But I thought you--
No "buts."
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And no more best gourd contest.
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Now it's scariest Halloween contest.
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Winning class gets the pizza party.
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I thought you
hated Halloween.
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Just do as I say.
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Now hop on one foot.
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And say "boing" every time you hop.
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Boing, boing, boing, boing,
boing, boing, boing, boing...
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Now quit messing around and get back to work!
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You think
he bought it?
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Wait for it.
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Attention, students,
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the Fall Harvest Festival is canceled.
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Tomorrow Travis Prep will officially celebrate Halloween.
Yes!
Yes!
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You think Mr. Finn
would be okay
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if he knew we
tricked Sternhagen?
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Halloween!
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I think he'd
be okay.
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I can't believe we're
actually gonna have
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Halloween at school.
I know.
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It's like Christmas
came early.
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In the form of Halloween.
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Well, well.
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What do you want,
Clark?
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Let me finish.
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Well.
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I can't wait to beat you
and feast on all that
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pizza and glory.
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Even though he's
lactose intolerant
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and cheese gives him
diarrhea.
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Boom!
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Shut it, Holden.
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Our zombie walk
is going to be epic.
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Well, our class is building
a super-scary haunted house.
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Yeah, it's gonna kick your
zombie walk's undead butt!
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Your haunted house is
gonna stink worse than
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Clark's bathroom after
yogurt night.
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You're uninvited
to yogurt night.
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Come on, people,
we can do this.
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Tomika, you're on
guts and maggots.
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Zack, blood-curdling
screams.
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Lawrence,
rotting corpses.
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And, Freddy... cupcakes.
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This thing looks
sick!
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But is it good enough
to beat Clark's class?
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It will be
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because... Tomika's
got the most
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spine-tingling finish
in Halloween history--
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the spider drop.
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True.
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I did it at home
last year
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and my grandma's
still scared to hug me.
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Hello, pizza party.
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Only on candy per
trick-or-treater.
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Yes, but I'm famous
TV and film star Jack Black.
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Skadoosh.
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One.
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I don't know,
Lawrence.
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It looks scary.
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Nothing to worry about,
snuggle bunny.
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We just wanna see how well
it works on a fresh victim.
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I probably shouldn't
have said "victim."
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Okay, I'll help but
I don't wanna go in alone.
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Where have you been?
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Gettin' my treats on.
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Pro tip: avoid
Mr. Yolan's class.
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He's giving out
toothbrushes.
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What am I supposed
to do with that?
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Mr. Finn, would you be
so kind as to accompany
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my lady on her walk through
our haunted house?
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Me?
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Go in there?
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As a modern dude
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who's a big believer
in girl power,
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I would never
wanna discourage
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this strong, confident
young woman
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from forging
her own path.
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Thanks
but I scare easy.
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I'd feel better if you
went in with me.
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Great!
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Ahh!
Bats!
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It's okay, Mr. Finn,
they're not real.
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Ahh!
Fake bats!
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Bob for an apple,
my dearies.
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Uh, you go for it,
Mr. Finn.
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Nice try.
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I'm gonna stick my face
in there
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and something creepy is
gonna pop out and scare me.
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Well, Summer, sorry.
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Nothing's gonna
scare--
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00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:56,955
Die, earthlings!
261
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,123
Take her, not me!
262
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,259
I didn't mean it,
Esme.
263
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,961
I would never let
anything happen to you.
264
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,298
Take her, not me!
265
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,568
Again... my bad.
266
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,007
I can see the light
through the cobwebs.
267
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,510
Oh...
thank goodness.
268
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,345
It's finally over.
269
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,017
Oh!
270
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,520
That spider was
the size of a vehicle.
271
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,022
Oh, you were really
scared, Mr. Finn.
272
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,924
What, who, me?
273
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,025
It was too
dark in there
274
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,860
to see which one of us
was screaming.
275
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,230
It was him.
276
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,266
Tomika, love
the spider drop at the end.
277
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,801
I didn't see it
coming.
278
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,002
You guys
did a great job.
279
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,236
Thanks.
280
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,038
I'm gonna go
spread the word.
281
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,441
There is no way
we can't win.
282
00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:50,575
She's right.
283
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,911
There's nothing scarier
than our haunted house.
284
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,288
Why are you guys
screaming?
285
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,789
We tricked Sternhagen.
286
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,891
Principal Mullins never
really approved Halloween.
287
00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:21,139
Why didn't you guys tell me
you faked Principal Mullins
288
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,540
approving Halloween?
289
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,209
We were just doing
what you told us to.
290
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,478
You said we had to fight for
our right to trick-or-treat.
291
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,314
Oh, that does sound like
something I would say.
292
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,715
Why am I so
darn inspirational?!
293
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,418
She's gonna kill me.
294
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,320
Mr. Finn!
295
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,554
You never
told me you had
296
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,723
such a handsome
twin brother.
297
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,329
We may be okay.
298
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,099
Principal Mullins, shouldn't
you be home in bed?
299
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,602
Oh, I took some very strong
cold medicine
300
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:51,970
so I could do my speech
301
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,972
and usually it makes me
a little loopy
302
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,673
but I feel just
fine now, Tomika.
303
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,377
I'm Freddy.
304
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,745
If you say so,
Tomika.
305
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,283
We need to get her
out of here
306
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,685
before she notices...
307
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,354
everything!
308
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,589
♪ Just like a
white-winged dove ♪
309
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,025
♪ Sings a song sounds
like she's singing ♪
310
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:17,762
♪ Ooh baby
ooh, ooh ♪♪
311
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,365
She may have taken
too much cold medicine.
312
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,737
She definitely took
too much cold medicine.
313
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,377
I could swear I just
saw a wolfman.
314
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,878
No, that was Glenn.
315
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,979
He's just Canadian.
316
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,381
Oh, right, of course.
317
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,551
Why don't you rest up
awhile, Principal M?
318
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:45,590
Listen, guys,
just now we got lucky,
319
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,226
but when Principal Mullins'
cold medicine wears off,
320
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,594
we're all
gonna be busted.
321
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,462
But we're this close
to beating Clark.
322
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,630
And winning
the pizza party.
323
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,132
And having a real
Halloween.
324
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,533
And beating Clark.
325
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,970
I'm competitive.
326
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:02,273
Look, we could race to take
all the decorations down
327
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,175
and pretend like
this never happened,
328
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,377
or we could really
go for it
329
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,712
and keep Mullins busy enough
330
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,348
to have the greatest
Halloween of all time!
331
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,716
What do you guys say?!
332
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:12,984
Yeah!
333
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,285
How do we do that,
Mr. Finn?
334
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,653
No idea.
335
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,556
I'm a big-picture guy.
336
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,557
Summer?
337
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,261
Principal Mullins
wants to give a speech,
338
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,129
so... let her.
339
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,799
Your Earth logic
does not compute.
340
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:29,701
Bleep-blorp.
341
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,935
We fake an assembly.
342
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:33,338
Mullins can give her
speech in the auditorium.
343
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,139
Yeah, while everybody else
keeps secretly
344
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,108
celebrating Halloween.
345
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,978
If the whole school is
celebrating Halloween,
346
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,446
then who is she
giving a speech to?
347
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,251
You think this will
really fool her?
348
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,452
Hit the lights,
Zack.
349
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,419
Got it!
350
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,593
Whoa, it looks like
a real audience from up here.
351
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,729
Skinny but real.
352
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,865
Add some sound effects
and we're golden.
353
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:05,370
Lawrence, Lawrence, Lawrence, Lawrence!
354
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:06,771
Oops, wrong button.
355
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,506
That's what I play
when I workout.
356
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,576
Whoa,
I can't see a thing.
357
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,777
This is the perfect--
358
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,348
I'm okay!
359
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,552
He's not.
360
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,455
Okay, Tomika, all set.
361
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,990
Just get Principal Mullins
to the stage
362
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,025
and get back to
the haunted house
363
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,326
as fast as you can.
364
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,961
We can't win the contest without you.
365
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,095
Got it.
366
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,730
Over and out!
367
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,401
Hello,
Principal Mullins.
368
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:39,304
Who's excited for
the Fall Harvest speech?!
369
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,371
This girl.
370
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,340
That's why
I was screaming.
371
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,409
Let me just fix you up
a little bit.
372
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,044
Oh.
There you go.
373
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:49,013
There's a pretty
principal.
374
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,715
Now let's just
put this special
375
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,350
cold and flu bag
over your head.
376
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,986
Oh.
377
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:58,489
Ah... this just feels like
a regular shopping bag.
378
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,825
Oh no,
it's prescription.
379
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:01,859
That makes sense.
380
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:07,699
Oh!
381
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,033
Ah!
382
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,001
It's a packed house.
383
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,436
Knock 'em dead,
ma'am.
384
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,504
Oh, you're not going
anywhere, young lady.
385
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,740
I need a helper to wave
the corn husks.
386
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,342
I really can't, I--
Oh, that's fine.
387
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,910
I'll just get someone
out of the audience.
388
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:20,745
No!
389
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,380
Husk me, woman.
390
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,852
Students of
William B. Travis Prep,
391
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,222
please welcome your
principal,
392
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,957
Rosalie Mullins!
393
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:42,200
Solemn as the corn husks
394
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,802
waving in autumn's
amber.
395
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,438
Wave the husks.
396
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:31,249
Now, this is what I call a
topnotch Halloween spectacle.
397
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,617
So we're winning
the pizza party?
398
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,684
Well, it wouldn't be
fare to say
399
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,119
until I judge
the last class.
400
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,089
But yes.
401
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,394
He's planning to give
Clark the pizza party.
402
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,962
We've gotta get
Tomika back.
403
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,064
There's no time.
404
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,132
We may as well
face it, it's over.
405
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,167
Not yet.
406
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,301
I have a plan.
407
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:53,838
Will someone please
walk in front of me?
408
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,378
And the wind blows
the leaves through...
409
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,914
Wow, what a finish!
410
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,482
But I wasn't--
Oh, look.
411
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,983
The crowd's
going wild.
412
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:10,988
Oh!
413
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,490
Oh, thank you.
414
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:13,958
You're so kind.
415
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,101
I'll make sure Principal
Mullins gets to her car.
416
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,503
Just run, you might still
get there in time.
Okay.
417
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,807
All right, I just
saw perfection
418
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,009
so you're gonna
have to dazzle me.
419
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:32,910
Right this way.
420
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,347
If you dare!
421
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,824
Yikes,
bats on strings.
422
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,826
My house has real bats,
but nice try.
423
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,033
Bob for apples,
my dear!
424
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,137
No thanks.
425
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,938
You should get that
cackle checked by a doctor.
426
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,948
Die, earthling!
427
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,316
Ugh.
428
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,351
I see they don't use
breath mints
429
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,685
on planet boring.
430
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,460
Oh, brooding
teen vampire.
431
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,895
My poodle's got
scarier fangs.
432
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,471
Oh fantastic.
433
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,739
An empty space where
nothing happens.
434
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:36,941
Amateur hour.
435
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,914
I'm a spider.
436
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,449
Out of my way!
437
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,591
Rah!
438
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,928
Ah, spider web!
439
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,567
Got ya.
440
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,635
You've been
"spidered."
441
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:05,937
Well, I vowed to give
the pizza party
442
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,905
to the class that
scared me the most
443
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,441
and since I just soiled
my tunic,
444
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,043
Mr. Finn's class wins.
445
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:19,150
But we worked really
hard at being zombies.
446
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,551
Holden even bit
a guy.
447
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,154
We deserve that pizza,
not these losers.
448
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,422
Losers?
449
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,623
Eat my web.
450
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,994
What in the name...
451
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,196
of William B. Travis
is going on here?!
452
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,197
Principal Mullins!
453
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,498
But I saw you
drive away.
454
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,100
Well, I forgot my
cold and flu bag.
455
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,202
I can't drive home
without that.
456
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,604
Look, Principal Mullins,
457
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,706
the kids just wanted to
celebrate Halloween.
458
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,442
You are on very
thin ice, Mr. Finn.
459
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,811
Um, you must be
mistaken
460
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,180
'cause I'm famous actor...
461
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:52,883
... Jack Black.
462
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,756
What?
463
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,524
That's an odd way to greet
464
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,026
the president of the school board.
465
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:05,563
Oh, uh, Mr. Kincaid,
what an honor.
466
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,164
Yes, it is.
467
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,699
I'm calling because I heard there was
468
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,901
a Halloween celebration at your school.
469
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,237
Yeah, I was just trying
to get to the bottom of--
470
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,605
And I wanted to commend the person
471
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,806
who thought of it.
472
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,174
I hear it was a huge success.
473
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,278
Success.
474
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,146
Oh, that would
be me.
475
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,181
All my idea.
476
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,284
Now, I want next year's Halloween event
477
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,952
to be even better.
478
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,854
Whatever you say, Mr. Kincaid.
479
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,656
Or can I call you Charles?
480
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:32,757
Huh, you can't.
481
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:40,464
This is the best
Halloween ever!
482
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,166
Totally!
It rocks.
483
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,868
Bleep-blorp.
484
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,436
I never thought there'd
be anything better
485
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:46,771
than Halloween candy,
486
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,906
but, Halloween pizza,
I love you.
487
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,176
Ah, trick-or-treat!
Ahh!
488
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,080
Happy Halloween, guys.
489
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,982
Happy Halloween.
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