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Through here.

Take a seat over there in the back.

Okay.

Hello?

Do you have anything to, um, tell me?

No, I don't really know why I'm here.

You don't know why I brought you in the office?

No.

Are you cruel?

Yeah.

You don't want to make this easy on yourself, I see.

I don't know what you're talking about.

All right, you're another one who want to play it that way? I will be back.

All right.

don't go anywhere and by the way there's cameras in this office too just so you

know

So, you've had a little bit of time to think.

Is there anything you'd like to tell me?

No. Still confused as to why I'm here.

You have no idea why I brought you in this office, is that what you're trying

tell me?

Nope.

You guys never, ever want to make this easier on yourselves, do you?

I think lying all the way is going to get you off, but never is, because you

know what?

He was caught on camera.

Need I say more?

Anything else to say?

No.

All right, well, first of all, I need your IDs, but by the looks of it,

I haven't even got a bag with you.

Does that mean you've got no IDs on you?

I do.

You do?

I have my ID.

Let me see it.

Why do you need it?

Why do I need it? Okay, let's get this straight, okay? You're in an office.

Right? A detention office, you could call it.

And you'll be entertained.

For reasons which I'll explain later.

And I need your ID to find out who the hell you are.

Because I have paperwork that I'm going to need to fill out on you for a

possible police report.

Why a police report?

Why a police report?

Would you think you were in here because I just wanted to chat with you?

I don't know why I'm here.

Okay.

Cut the crap.

Give me your IDs.

Or I'll just call the police and they can deal with your ideas.

Okay. And when you're ready to tell me what you did, then we can talk.

I didn't do anything, but... Okay, I do.

Okay.

All right, so I'm going to give you a little bit more time to think. I'm going

to shoot out. I'm going to go and photocopy these. Then I'm going to bring

the forms. I'm going to write down all your information.

And if you still haven't had any... Well, if your amnesia hasn't gone, then

will be dealing with the police.

So, you might as well tell me if you have any priors, if you have anything

against your name, because I'm going to find out anyway.

So, you might as well come clean right now.

Yep.

Are you positive?

Yep.

Ah, you guys. All right, sit tight. I will be back.

Alright, I've got the pen, I've got the forms, and I've done your photocopies of

your ID. You may have that back.

So, anything else that you want to tell me before we go forward?

Okay then.

Stand up please, I'm going to take some mug shots of you.

Do we really have to do this?

Yes, we really have to do this.

This is very important because this will go in your police file.

My what?

That's it.

Okay, now can you turn... Yes, turn that way is fine.

One second.

Good. And you can face the wall.

Okay, and... turn back around no the other way sorry okay all fixed there we

all sides okay and you face me now you can sit down again

all right so you want to know why

you're here because you obviously try and make it you don't know why you're

okay well the story's obviously covered in cameras

And you was caught stealing from one of the jury counters.

Are you trying to say that it wasn't you?

No, it wasn't me.

So what, mistaken identity?

Is that what you're going to throw at me? I guess, because it wasn't me.

It wasn't you.

No. Okay, well I'll tell you what's going to happen now.

Obviously you're not cooperating, so of course I'm going to have to strip search

you.

Now, if you have a problem with me strip searching you, it's quite easy. I'm

going to pick up the phone. I'm going to call the police. They're going to come

in and they're going to strip search you and they're going to cavity search you.

So, it's quite simple.

Either I do it or I call them up and they do it.

So, this is ridiculous.

I didn't do anything.

Well, if you didn't do it, then you won't mind me checking and seeing what

you've got on you.

Stand up, please.

We're in the middle of the room.

Arms out.

Someone's decided to hide something very well, haven't they?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Is that necessary?

You're wearing a padded bra. You know how you store things in those things?

I mean, you've probably got a B cup.

That's probably a C. You've got plenty of room to hide things in there.

Yes, it's necessary. In fact, to make this easier, you can take that top off.

So take your seat. Take your top off.

Sit down. Take your top off.

I can wait.

Are you serious right now?

We can call the police. It's up to you.

It's ridiculous that you don't realise how stupid you are that you've been

caught on camera and you can't just admit that you did it.

That's what's stupid.

See that camera there? See that?

They're all over this establishment, everywhere. In this room, in the

department, in the clothing department.

Come on, top off.

And the bra.

That's the padded thing. That's what I want to check.

Or I can take it off for you. It's quite easily done.

Seriously? Yep. You don't have to stand up again.

Done.

Seriously? Is that necessary?

Yes, it's necessary.

If you're not going to cooperate, everything is necessary.

Okay. You can take those shoes off, and then you can take those off as well.

I told you, this is a strip service. Either I do it, or the police do it, and

really don't mind who.

It's less work for me if they do it.

Pass me your shoes, please. I want to check those.

Someone's trying to be a little clever dick, aren't they? So where is... Well,

saw you take, because we saw you take a nice little...

I think it was a bracelet, might have been a necklace, I'm not quite sure.

What's this?

I don't know.

A gold piercing?

A very long gold piercing?

Wow.

Wow.

They don't make tampons like they used to, do they?

Huh? What is this?

Come on, what is it?

It looks very much like the piece of jewelry that was caught on camera you

lifting from the jewelry department.

I don't know how it got there. You don't know how it got there. You was framed.

You was framed, yeah? Is that what it is? Are you going to tell me you was

framed?

Congratulations. You did a great job.

The company sent me here to make sure you guys were on top of things.

So this was all set up for you.

You did good. You did great.

So, good job.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You know what? Sit down, young lady. You know what? I've

to say, that's a good one.

That is a good one.

You did great. But it's not the only time I've heard that.

I've heard that a lot.

Oh, I'm from head office, and we was doing a spot check on seeing how good

security is.

And you've done a great job, and I'll be off. Yes.

No. You know why no?

Because I know the person that doesn't. They always give me a warning before

they send someone.

It's kind of like an arrangement we have.

So you're full of shit.

Do you realise how much this can impact your life, young lady? Can you imagine

what happens when your parents find out about this?

Because they will.

Because there's going to be a police report.

And that police report will have to call your parents.

It will have to tell them that you're in prison, or in jail, should I say,

holding cells.

Being a prophet.

Do you think they're going to be very happy when they hear that?

And then what are your friends going to think?

I mean, your friends are going to be very disappointed. I mean, it's not like

you stole the crown jewels. What's this worth?

150 bucks maybe?

If you're lucky?

Was it worth ruining your life over?

Because, you know what I mean?

When you get a record, no one wants to touch you.

You're tarnished.

You could say you've ruined your life. Are you going to school or college?

Are you trying to get into school or college?

Because if you were, or if you are, you're either going to be expelled or

not going to get in. Because that is going to be on your record.

Do you understand the implications of what your actions have just caused?

I hope you're remorseful.

Why did you do it?

Just humor me. Why on earth?

Would you steal something worth maybe $150?

Why? Because it looked nice. Because it looked nice.

How about you buy it instead?

Or you wait until you have enough money to buy something that looks nice instead

of stealing it and ruining your entire life over a piece of crappy jewellery

that's probably gold -plated.

Come on, I'm dying to hear your reasons for stealing this.

The truth is...

I'm addicted to shoplifting.

I just get really excited when I get out and get away with it.

The thrill, huh?

You're a thrill seeker.

Yeah.

And I guess this is the first time you've been caught then, is it?

Yeah.

Is it still the same thrill?

Does it ruin the thrill that you used to get?

A little bit. A little bit.

I mean, I can just pay for it. It's fine. I can pay for it and then I can

go. Oh, okay. So do you think when a bank robber runs into a bank and steals

couple of million dollars, they go, you know what, you can have it back. It's

all fine.

Mistake. You think that happens?

Do you think the value of what you stole has any implication to the crime you've

committed?

It doesn't change a thing whether you pay it, give it back.

But I didn't leave with it.

Huh? I didn't leave with it.

Because you got caught.

That's why you didn't leave with it. You were intending to leave with it. Were

you not?

Or were you just going to walk around all day in the office with it, just

hanging it out with your panties? Is that what was going to happen?

You think it's funny?

I don't know.

You don't think it's funny when the police come?

No. But they're coming. They have to come. I've filled out the form.

I put all your name in here.

Just like community service or something. Community service.

Well, that's down for the judge to decide whether you get community

whether you get a suspended sentence, whether you get one or two years in

or whatever they do with you youngsters these days.

That's not for me to decide.

I mean, I'll have to call your parents. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What am I supposed to do with you?

Just please don't call the cops. Please don't call my parents. Please.

You maybe should have thought that before you did such a stupid thing.

I'm feeling this. I mean, was it really worth it?

Was it? No.

Stand up.

Give me your wrist. Is this what it is? Is it a necklace? What is it? I don't

even know what it is.

It's a necklace. It's a necklace.

It's a shitty looking necklace. Is this a necklace?

You don't have very good taste.

Okay.

All right, let me look at you.

You know, it seems a terrible shame to waste what you have in a prison full of

dykes. who are really not going to appreciate you.

What are you doing?

I'll tell you what I'm doing.

I'm giving you an option of getting out of this scot -free.

Catch my drift?

Do you want to be more explicit?

Get on your knees.

What?

On your knees.

Call the police if you want. No, no, no.

Obviously, I have to spell things out to you.

I'm giving you an option.

You choose option one, you go free.

You choose option two, the police come and take you away.

So, if you do this, I'll let you go.

Are you sure there's like nothing else that I can do?

No. Literally anything?

Absolutely nothing else.

Hit this.

Or the police.

It's your call.

I mean, I can just put this away and we can just carry on.

I'll do it. I'll do it.

Good choice.

Come on. I don't have all day. It won't suck itself.

Not too hard now, is it?

I mean, let me think. Do you have a boyfriend?

Yeah. Really? Yeah.

And you do this to him, right?

I mean, yeah, but that's different.

How is it different? Are you not going to get off of something which is going

change your entire life? Is it going to change your life by doing it to him?

Exactly. So just imagine that this is him and do it like you would do it for

him.

Because that was pretty lame.

You know what I mean? And if this is about your performance, you don't do a

job, I'm calling the police.

So at least try and, you know, be into it just a little bit.

You know what I'm saying?

Call them.

You're lucky I'm the security officer on duty today, because the other guy, I'm

pretty sure, wouldn't be doing this. You'd be already being carted away by

police.

Come on.

It could be worse.

That's it. Do you want to make me feel like I'm actually supposed to be

this? And you're absolutely liking what you're doing. Because that's what I want

to feel.

There you go.

Now, why are you covering your boobs? There's no one else in here. You might

well just drop that arm now.

Kind of redundant, really.

You've got my dick in your mouth and you're covering your boobs. Do you know

stupid that seems?

I like to look at them. There you go. There you go.

Carry on. Sorry for interrupting.

Please continue.

There you go. That's better.

There you go. That's not so bad now, is it?

There you go.

Now, why don't you make this a little bit more interesting for me?

Why don't you twist your body a little bit, spread those legs just a little

put your hand down your pants.

There you go.

There you go.

And carry on what you're doing and play with yourself.

Much better for me, trust me.

And this is about me right now.

This is about me letting you off, which could obviously cost me my job if anyone

found out.

So I'm doing you a huge favour here.

Huge.

Saving your entire adult life from being just totally fucked up by having a

record.

So please continue.

There's nothing else I can do. There's nothing else you can do, no. Please keep

sucking.

Remember I said, like your boyfriend.

There you go.

Let's get a little bit more vigorous.

There you go. Come on.

Twist it. There you go.

Does it make me feel like you're enjoying this?

That's what I want to feel.

There you go. Are you playing with yourself down there? I don't see no hand

movement.

There you go.

Rub that pussy.

Let me help you a little bit. There we go.

That's better.

There you go.

Now we're getting along swimmingly. I like this.

That's very good.

Keep going.

Shouldn't be on me. Meet me halfway.

There you go.

There you go.

That's it.

Come on.

Still not feeling it.

I'm not feeling loved right now. Do you know what I mean?

And maybe you're just not good at that. Are you just not good at that? I mean,

is that really not one of your favourite things to do? Because we can do

something else.

I think we probably should do something else.

Yeah, stand up.

Stand up. Let me help you. Come on, help you get up.

There we go.

Let's remove these, shall we?

What? Why?

Because I said so, and that's what we're here for, doing what I say so. So look,

I'm going to help you a little bit.

Okay, now the rest is you.

Take them off.

Come on.

There you go.

There you go.

Now spread your legs.

Come on.

You didn't think it was just going to be a blowjob, did you?

I mean, I was hoping. You was hoping? Oh, no.

This is way more than a blowjob is going to get you off.

Way more.

Come here.

There we go.

We're going to bend you down right here. Let me move this out of the way.

There we go. Bend over.

Don't we really have to? Yeah.

You can make the phone call if you want, or I can.

It's up to you. No, no, no, no.

Please bend over.

That's it. Look straight ahead. Here we go.

Spread those legs.

Let's make this easy on both of us.

That's not too bad. You're a little bit wet.

I like that.

What are you doing?

Just a little home video.

That was not part of it.

I'm making the deals, not you. Face forward or I'll phone the police and

will be over. This deal will be for nothing.

Bend over.

Come on.

That's it. There you go.

There we go. Spread that out.

That's it.

Oh, you're a little bit on the tight side, aren't you?

Oh, yes,

that feels very good.

Oh, fell out. Let's put that back in, shall we?

Been right over. There we go, been right out.

Now I can see my cock beside you.

Oh, that feels so good.

I said, look at me.

Look back at me.

There we go. That's not that bad, is it?

Oh, yes.

I think that's enough of this.

I think we've had enough of this.

Oh, yeah.

Close yet?

Close? Young lady, you don't know me very well, do you?

No, we're not close at all.

It's very good.

It's quite nice and wet. I kind of like that.

I really kind of like that. Oh, I like this.

See, this is so much better than going to jail, don't you think?

Oh, I think so.

It's so much better than jail time for you.

You can pretend just for me.

It's for a very good cause.

Your freedom, I think, is a very good cause, don't you think?

don't you?

You're just pretending not to.

That's all right. I can deal with it.

I get it.

I get it.

Why don't you taste that, huh? Why don't you taste your pussy off my dick?

Humour me.

Why don't you just do that for me?

That's it. Bend out.

Squat down.

There you are.

Come on.

It's all you.

Oh, come on.

We're so much closer than that now.

You can do a little bit better for me, I think.

There we go. Come on.

Come on, you can do it.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

I think you like the fuck, you're not really good at this blowjob stuff. This

isn't really your forte either.

That's fine. Let's stand you back up.

Let me see that. Sit down there.

Let me see. You can lay back. It's fine.

You relax.

Just lay back.

That isn't so bad now, is it?

Oh,

it could be a lot worse.

You could be in the county lock -up right now.

Thanks to me, you're not.

You've got a lot to think about how lucky you are, to be honest with you.

Because you are lucky.

It could be a lot worse.

All these good things I'm doing for you.

You can make a noise if you want.

You're gonna have to fight it.

We're friends now.

We're good friends now.

You

should

ride me.

I'm in that mood. Here, come here.

I'm in that mood.

You kind of just hop on.

That's it, you can face that way. It's fine.

That's fine.

That's it. That's how you need a little bit of work here, don't you think?

Oh, yeah, there we go.

Mmm, there you go, baby.

There we go.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, that's pretty good.

What you have to put on there?

There we go.

There you go.

Good girl.

Good girl. Let me help myself up a bit so I can look cute.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

There you go.

Oops, didn't get that.

Don't be shy.

You're doing very well.

We're almost there.

There you go.

Come on.

You can do it. It's your freedom.

It's your fucking freedom.

Oh, look at this.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

That's it, girl. There you go.

There you fucking go. Oh, yes.

That's it. Come on.

You can do it.

That was so good.

Yes, that's it.

Oh, God. That was good.

Yes.

There you go.

Now get up.

Get up for a second. There we go.

There we are. Now, go on your knees.

That's it. Right next to me.

There you go.

Now, try and do a better job than you was.

The sex you were good at, blowjob not so much.

This is the finishing bit. You've just got to be good now.

This is the finale.

Make me a believer.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Just think your parents aren't going to have to know. Your friends aren't going

to have to know.

Your boyfriend won't know.

Just you and me.

So I make the most of this.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, fuck, that feels good.

You're doing such a good job.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Oh, that's good. That's it.

Just like that.

Finish all over your pretty little tits.

Don't you?

Now

I'm going to let

you do all the work.

Come on, make me come.

That's your job.

That's it.

And then I'll let you go.

We'll forget this ever happened.

I'll delete the video, tear up the paperwork, delete the pictures in my

Never happened.

So make this good.

Come on, suck that cock like it means something.

Come on.

Come on like it means something.

Get with it like you want to suck it.

Show me what it would be like if you were sucking my cock because you wanted

Come on.

There you go.

That's it, really strong.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, that's it baby, come on.

Come on, make me come.

That's what you gotta do.

Your freedom relies on me coming all over your tits.

So make it happen.

You want to jerk that dick all over that face?

Yeah, that's it. Come on, jerk.

That's it.

Show me that you want it. That's it.

That's it. Keep doing it.

There you go.

There you go. Keep sucking. Oh, my God, baby.

That's it.

Keep kissing it and sucking on it a little bit.

Yeah, that's it.

There you go.

Yeah

That's very good.

Good news is you get away free.

You get a free pass.

No IDs left on file, no paperwork, no trace, no camera footage, and you go

to your normal life.

And you don't come back into this place ever again.

Because if you do, I'll arrest you on sight.