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Wow, this is a really nice hotel room.

Yeah, see, I told you.

It's a good one.

This is awesome.

Um... Is this just for me, but do you have your own room?

No, this is our room.

Why is there just one bed?

Um... I don't know.

There's supposed to be two.

You did this on purpose, didn't you?

No.

You're always doing weird shit like this.

No, I'm not.

You would purposely book a hotel room with one bed so I'd have to sleep in it

with you? No. And then, like, honestly, like, they must have messed up or

something, the reservation, like, but it's not even a big deal. We can just,

like, share it or whatever.

Like, what's the big deal?

The big deal is that you're my stepbrother and I'm not sleeping in the

as you.

Okay, well, what, like, I mean, I don't...

There's a big ass couch in here. Just sleep on the couch.

Oh, yeah. A lady gets the couch.

It's probably super comfortable.

It's the heart of the rock.

You expect me to sleep on that?

Oh, yeah.

I'm not going to sleep on this.

Yeah, if you wouldn't sleep on it, why would I?

I don't know.

You need to call the hotel or something. Call mom and see what she says.

Your issues should be taking accountability for it.

It said two beds.

Yeah, whatever.

Hey, Mom.

Yeah, no, Alex booked a hotel room with just one bed.

No, it was two.

They messed up.

He said he booked a room with two beds, but yet we're standing in one with just

one.

What am I supposed to do? I can't just sleep in the bed with him.

That's weird.

Can you just, like, try to call a hotel and see if they made a mistake?

Or if they have any other rooms with more than one bed.

Okay.

Just call me back when you know something. Thank you.

Of course. Mom always taking care of your issues.

Yeah, are you enjoying that bed?

That's mine now.

How would I even sleep in there with you?

Like this. I move over here and then you sleep on that side.

You want to try to do any weird shit with me?

No. I don't believe you.

You've always been weird, Alex. You do this shit all the time. I didn't do

anything. They messed up.

Well, when mom gets back on the phone with me and tells me that the hotel

make a mistake and it was your mistake,

I think how pissed I am now, I'm going to be even more pissed.

Hi, mom. Were you about to change the rooms?

What?

You're kidding me.

The hotel can't possibly be all booked up.

Oh, man.

I think it's funny. Alex thinks it's such a joke.

Did they say if it was a mistake on their part?

Well,

what am I supposed to do? The couch in here is hard as a rock. There's one bed.

Alex won't sleep on the couch.

Whatever. Come on.

Let's just go to the beach. We'll figure it out later.

That's what Mom just said. Figure it out later. Just enjoy your time while

you're there.

It's not really even that big of a deal.

For you, maybe.

Alright, I'm gonna get ready.

Uh, no, no, no.

What do you think you're doing?

I'm going to bed.

You're sleeping on the couch.

Would you stop with that shit? I'm not doing that.

I won't bother you.

Are you hard right now?

Uh, yeah, so what? That's what happens. You guys get hard sometimes.

Yeah, but why do you have a boner after coming back from the beach and being in

the same room as me?

It has nothing to do with you.

Why?

Why? It'll go away. I'm not... Okay, well, then go to the bathroom and make

go away.

Like... Are you kidding?

Would you stop, you weirdo?

Do you think I'm weird?

Laying next to your little sister with a heart on.

I can't help it if I get a... It's not because of you, trust me. It's like,

there's a lot of hot girls on the beach.

Yeah, I'm sure.

It's weird.

And you know.

What do you mean I just know?

We just got back from the beach and you didn't even shower and the first thing

you do is jump back into bed. I'm not even dirty.

We were swimming in the ocean. You're covered in salt water. It's water.

It washes you off. And you were barefoot the entire time walking on the beach.

Go shower.

Are you serious?

If you're going to sleep in the same bed as me, you're going to need to shower

first. At least. Oh my god.

Okay, fine.

What do you mean what am I doing?

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I'm just doing the same thing as you.

Why were you watching me? I thought you were showering. Yeah, because I turned

the shower on and I heard you moaning and stuff.

Like a giant sex freak.

I just thought I'd have time before you got out of the shower.

Why are you jerking off?

You touched my boner. Because girls do that too? You touched my boner and then

you immediately started like...

it's not like that i've been horny since we got here you know my boyfriend and

i are long distance are you gonna go shower

and put that away or no i'm gonna finish cool you go ahead and finish and i'll

just sit here and pretend i wasn't doing anything aren't you horny i was until

you walked back in the room

You're such a liar.

You started jerking off because you touched my boner.

Whatever. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

I'm not going to tell anybody.

Just... You say that all the time, though.

We could just, like, watch each other.

That's weird.

Yeah, but, like, if we just, like, watch each other, it's... I don't know if

we're actually, like, doing anything.

How about you just jerk off over there and don't look at me and I'll do my own

thing over here and I won't look at you?

Looking at me.

It's not like anybody's going to find out. They're not going to tell anybody.

I'm watching my little sister masturbate.

It's a little hard to masturbate while you're talking, you know?

Okay. You say that about everything, like you're not going to tell anyone,

then days later I find out that you told the whole school.

It's your legs like that.

Why are you touching me?

I just want to... I just think that was cool.

You look really flexible.

Well, I was in cheer for years, you know that.

You better not come on me.

I'm not going to come on you to relax.

I know

how your dick is that big anyway. You don't even fuck girls.

Well, it doesn't have to do with anything.

And I do fuck girls sometimes.

What are you doing?

Nothing. I just want to, like, look at you like this.

Relax.

I think we feel, like, really good inside there.

Don't say things like that.

I'm just saying.

Weirdo.

I'm not going to stick it inside my sister's pussy. That's crazy.

Yeah, that's really weird.

I could stick it right on the outside, though.

If you're getting too shut up, fine.

Don't stick it in. I know you. I'm not going to stick it in.

Now I'd feel really good if I stuck it inside, though, for a second.

Alex, don't be weird.

come inside you or something yeah i don't want you coming inside me i'm not

going to and if you don't come inside me then you can stick it in for a little

bit

Come already?

You said just stick it in for a couple times.

Yeah, but if you're just sticking it in, you might as well make me come first.

I feel rude of you to come first and not have me come at all.

So stick it back in?

Yeah, and wait for me to come.

Okay.

Fuck.

Your boobs are really nice.

I know.

but your dick feels really good to me.

You should be able to fuck better and last longer.

I'm sorry.

You're, like, kind of really hot.

I know. My pussy's really tight, but still.

you shouldn't be like this good at this kind of stuff what would you know just

because i'm your little sister doesn't mean i don't know things okay please

i watch just as much porn as you do

really yeah probably if not more

Yeah, for the most part. Because our horniness doesn't show.

You ready again?

Yeah.

Okay, this is like really...

Fuck me and Donnie next.

Fuck no, it's perfect.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That's how I get in crazy trouble.

Yeah, or people may think it's cool.

Some of my friends, yeah, but I won't tell them, I swear to God.

I know, I just have to take your word for it.